Michael Mittermeier // Best of London - October 2012

Michael Mittermeier // Best of London - October 2012 (long Trailer)

[@phoenixwright9105]

"wenn, if Angela Merkel" haha :D Happend a lot to me to when i worked in Ireland. Things like "achso" or "genau" are words that will sometimes just fall out of your mouth when you speak english

[@painfreesunrise]

naja, nur wenn man wirklich schlecht Englisch spricht....

[@Mahjabiene]

Yeah, I didn‘t know that, but when I‘ve spoken with a french friend, he suddenly said to me: „Ach so, Ach so, Ach so“ even if he doesn‘t know some single word german. So funny! And I suddenly realized, how often I use this word!

[@germaniatv1870]

Genau, you'r right.

[@SUGARBUSHRECORDS]

I'm one too and was born in 1967...however having lived in the Uk since 1975 my guilt was washed away by the time I watched Dad's Army 1000 times!

[@cross25011990]

i like the germans and the british ones. thank you mittermeier for connection nations and comedy

[@JimBexSpeed]

eben zum ersten mal sein Zeug auf englisch gesehen.... bin seit 19 Jahren hier und kenne ihn nur als "GERman"....ich muss sagen der hat seine Hausaufgaben, was german stereo-types in the UK angeht, sehr gut gemacht. I know of no other non-native speaker who is so funny in meiner Muttisprache.. Hut ab...mütig und gelungen!!

[@TomTellsTales]

Nach wie vor sau lustig und einzigartig in seiner Art und Weise und wer das nicht erkennt ist kein wirklicher Fan 🤫

[@legacy_dotschi]

Sein Akzent und seine kleinen Fehlerchen machen ihn menschlich und so wirken seine Auftritte nicht so perfekt. Mir gefällt es sehr.

[@TomTellsTales]

Bravo, klasse Kommentar! Endlich verstehts einer! 👍🏽

[@YatsuNoko]

Komischerweise ist man bei Migranten in Deutschland bei dem Akzent und den kleinen “Fehlerchen” nicht so nachsichtig

[@adriancojocaru7165]

Bravo, from Romania!

[@kimmedavid]

Ich bin eig. kein mittermeier fan aber das ist wirklich sehr lusitg ! Schade dass es so wenige views hat.

[@StevieSantosia]

Ist echt gut

[@cathbelcher]

saw him when he supported Eddie Izzard. spectacular.

[@hppy4ever]

Germans are cool. I like German culture because it is beautiful. :D

[@saku577]

I'm a German born in 1990, and I still had "guilt" lessons. That's what German history class is called.

[@ElParodista]

Saku Yuu bullshit digga.

[@NemoHolemaker]

Saku Yuu that reminds me of a newspaper article some time ago, in the Pforzheimer Zeitung. First some background info: In the evening of February 23, 1945 the city of Pforzheim was anihilated by a massive British air raid (-> Moral bombing strategy), 17400 civilians, mainly women, children and old people (all men between 16 and 60 had been drafted to serve at the front at this point) were killed in horrible ways like burning alive, being squashed by rubble or suffocating in underground air raid shelters. Of those roughly 850 heavy bombers carrying out the attack three were brought down by anti aircraft guns or nightfighters during the attack. Three of the 7 crew members of one of these bombers could bail out before it exploded. They landed near the village of Hohenwart, in the outskirts of Pforzheim, where they were captured, placed in front of a wall and shot on the spot. The newspaper article now was about the setup of a bronze memorial in Hohenwart, for these three bomber crew members, and the entire article depicted it, as if that had been a terrible crime, and that we all have to feel guilty for that. Of course it is never good to kill someone, but it was war, they were enemy soldiers. And in the light of what these men had done just minutes before, the people's reaction was quite understandable. Many of them had had friends or family in Pforzheim.

[@saku577]

ElParodista Gee, did she make a JOKE? In the comments of a COMEDY KZbin vid? How dare she??? (In any case, it sure felt like guilt lessons. For five effin' years.)

[@saku577]

Nemo Holemaker Yea, pretty much that. When I was in 10th grade (our third year of guilt lessons), three boys from my school were almost expelled because they hit a younger boy and the boy came crying to the headmaster claiming "they did it just because I'm a Jew!" The headmaster and our teachers were so enraged they didn't even allow the boys to speak for themselves. I, though, had seen what had happened, which was that the boy had teased, punched and insulted the three boys from my class over a course of weeks until they finally decided that enough was enough. But the boy claiming to be a Jew was enough to make everyone assume he could be nothing but a victim. That's how deep German guilt goes even today. Also, to add insult to injury, it turned out that the boy wasn't Jewish at all.

[@BrinkmannDr]

Saku Yuu Was ist denn dass fürn Scheiss, " Guilt lessons".? Stimmt nicht. Never heard of that.

[@kuuoro]

My absolute favorite is TIFFANY.

[@melchiorvonsternberg844]

+Marja Ràsànen As a German, born in the american sector, I know a lot Americans. And the "Tiffany- joke" is very realistic...

[@kuuoro]

+Melchior von Sternberg :) Ich kann es mir vorstellen.

[@Felix-ms5yd]

So geil, Michel!

[@jolaytango5303]

"...Bob 's your uncle!" That one got me. xD

[@Humpelstilzchen]

Sometimes if the weather is good and the wind comes from northwest we germans have humor. Sometimes... 😂

[@bryanheadman5734]

englisch is er ja wie vor 15 jahren voll geil und viel improvisiert. nicht die robotercomedy programm

[@tbw92dina4]

LOVE IT !!!!!!!!!!!!

[@SinusPrimus]

Bereits etwa zum 7. Mal gesehen und immer noch halb tot gelacht. 😆🤘🏻

[@manuelroxeis4361]

I really like him more when he performs in english ^^

[@robertb8673]

He's even better in english! 👍

[@Michelle_VR]

Me personally because I grew up watching him in German it's a bit weird.

[@matttrafton2725]

Because nothing sounds good in German.

[@ericusmautde2904]

ich liebe es einfach, deutsche englisch sprechen zu hören... :'D

[@Л.С.Мото]

Weil du es selbst nicht kannst oder wieso?

[@lene8119]

"O, I'm so sorry for you guys!" =D

[@969bamf]

michi, du rockst in englisch sogar noch mehr!!!!

[@Л.С.Мото]

Der rockt nicht, der macht Comedy. Alter was ist los mit dir... kennste Mittermeier nicht oder was?

[@blondkatze3547]

There are some people who say the Germans are always so serious and can`t be funny that`s total nonsense there are all lot of good comedians in Germany and also people with whom you can have a lot of fun , laugh and party. Michael Mittermeier is one of the best comedian of Germany i like him very much.🤣😂👍

[@gregkral4467]

heheh, I remember my ex and I talking about listening to German conversation as very young kids. she used to hide when people were speaking German and laughing and getting excited about whatever, she thought they were fighting. I miss German family coming for month visit and travel with. God I miss them. I know some still are there, but who remains are nearly strangers.

[@SinusPrimus]

Schon wieder ein Lachkrampf zum x-ten mal 😆👏🏻 Greetz from Switzerland 🇨🇭

[@dodoub1861]

Ich finds richtig gut..immerhin sind wir deutsch 👍😎

[@bajazoo8001]

Please create a playlist with your English videos 🙏

[@susannabonke8552]

He is so accurate with the school subject of guilt. Until no one could stand it any more.

[@ersteimmobilie7419]

Sehr gut!

[@SasakiCleo]

Ich würde das Programm SO gerne mal komplett sehen! *_* Wenn ich mich schon bei den kurzen Ausschnitten schlapp lache, wie gut muss dann erst der Rest sein? ;)

[@SinusPrimus]

Sorry we're booked 😄👍

[@barneygermany530]

Michl...gut gemacht👍

[@JimBexSpeed]

Mike D "not perfect grammar, always perfect timing....the Mike stands for Mittermeier and the D is for Deutscher" :)

[@OTHiddensee]

großartiger auftritt! ich verstehe nur nicht, warum im hintergrund auf einer roten kreisfläche der berliner fernsehturm abgebildet ist, während der vorhangstoff in der mitte eine vulva nachbildet......

[@cornyjim6852]

genau so geil wie auf deutsch.

[@SingenStattAtmen]

Oh mein Gott ich LIEBE seinen gefaketen schottischen Akzent bei 05:14, der Hammer! :D

[@us6570]

Gratuliere.... alle deutschen Vorurteile in nur 23 Min.

[@Л.С.Мото]

Das nennt man Comedy du Gurkenspasti

[@greatkali5866]

ja und das wollen die leute hören

[@Clancydaenlightened]

16:14 You're too generous in Germany on the phone they'll say they're coming and arrive 5 minutes before they say it.

[@TheYasmineFlower]

Er ist Bayer, die sprechen kein Deutsch. O_o

[@IlleVir]

15:27 He once claimed this story happened in Austria. Looks like the Germans think pretty much the same of the British as of Austrian people ^^

[@felixengelmeier3737]

Of course it happend in austria but i dont think they know that theres a difference

[@maximumrisk2004]

+Tar-Minyatur I. To be honest there really is no difference besides a border.

[@felixengelmeier3737]

+maximumrisk2004 yeah... like the US and kanada or the UK and Irland... There is a difference we might speak the same language, to be honest it often isnt even the same language because of all the dialects, it is defenitly not the same...

[@felixengelmeier3737]

seems you've never been there

[@maximumrisk2004]

Tar-Minyatur I. Sorry to burst that bubble, but I am a Austrian that has been mistaken for a German his whole life. What is so vastly different in your opinion?

[@RevenTon73]

sehr cool gibt es evtl. die ganze Show u sehen? weiter so....

[@RikkuAndPhilTV]

Mensch Michel... in deiner deutschen show hast du den scetsch mit der ampel auch gebracht und da waren es die Östereicher :D naja egal, für mich bist du trotzdem der deutsche komedy König!

[@Dampfrebell02]

Du hast recht hat er

[@ftlouim]

Der Witz mit der Ampel hat er doch schon mal gebracht, aber als Erfahrung aus Österreich.

[@atlascove1810]

Als Engländer, der die Geschichte meiner Sprache kennt, klingt Deutsch für mich nicht hart, es klingt rustikal.

[@papst7377]

Englisch ist einfach nur Deutsch, Französich und Latein die alle übereinander auf den Schultern sitzen, einen Mantel tragen und so tut als wäre es eine Sprache

[@ajrwilde14]

Haha brilliant!!

[@telpi2000]

German humour and especially stand up... Is like to go outside for a drink in a club with not music and not girls...🎉

[@Mosktan]

This is Michael Mittermieier, he's handicapped :D

[@uptoC0nny]

the story with the car isn´t true. he did the same joke in austria. ;) .. but i love him anyway

[@gregkral4467]

Danke, viel spas! other than himmelkreutzdonnervetternacheinmal, I don't feel comfortable yelling my drie jahre alt kinder Deutsche sprechen style. hehe, wonderful skit, thanks for the laughs.

[@rbx22]

totally lost to "...no iam austrian" haha

[@Die_Bardin]

All the people laughed when he said the German words.. Did anyone even understand them?

[@maxlpower4985]

Lara-Marleen Neumann "Guten Tag mein Fräulein!", "Blitzkrieg", "Oktoberfest", "Du will ficken? I'll leave you to google for it. :P

[@Die_Bardin]

Well, I'm a German, but I wondered if anyone of these laughing people did understand them.

[@maxlpower4985]

Ah, ok. :P

[@Gildrion]

+Lara-Marleen Neumann Es ging doch im Witz nicht um die Worte selbst, sondern um das Verhalten der Menschen, die einen immer mit ihren aufgeschnappten deutschen Wörtern überfallen. Darin lag doch der Witz und genau das hat das Publikum auch verstanden und gelacht.

[@Gildrion]

+Lara-Marleen Neumann Es ging doch im Witz nicht um die Worte selbst, sondern um das Verhalten der Menschen, die einen immer mit ihren aufgeschnappten deutschen Wörtern überfallen. Darin lag doch der Witz und genau das hat das Publikum auch verstanden und gelacht.

[@anathefreak91]

du rockst die welt :'D

[@Mukhambiel]

Funny as hell!

[@kelbornleitenstein5029]

Den Ampelwitz hat er schon über Österreich erzählt... Alles Recycling.

[@verkehrsteilnehmer-berlin]

When he speaks German he has the same accent and has the same distance to standard German, than here to standard English

[@schlimmagehtsnimma]

Awwww...I'm a bit disappointed. In Germany/Austria he tells the same car joke with an Austrian knocking on his window. =D Always thought it could be authentic because he sounds like on eof my brothers when he tell the story.^^ *lol* Anyway he's definitely one of my favourite comedians. He's so funny! =D

[@samaritan_sys]

Hilarious--but on a side note, his voice sounds like Seth Green doing a German accent, and now I can't un-hear that.

[@chillwalker]

Bitte lade doch die fantastische Diana Spencer, eine Comedian aus der UK nach Deutschland ein!!!!

[@yankumi2]

Weiss irgendwer ob man das gesamte Programm auf Englisch irgendwo bekommt? Hab ein paar Freunde, denen das garantiert gefallen wuerde ^^

[@SinusPrimus]

Das Gesicht des Pizzakuriers würde ich gerne sehen 😆

[@annie_misc]

Shame it's all about being German and Nazi's, etc. I know he is a really funny and talented comedian so it would be great if he showed more of that. :)

[@kraenk12]

Well it’s just a short excerpt of the whole show.

[@ragnheiurbjorsdottir3969]

wie heißt denn das echte tradionelle Lied bei 3:32. What's the name of the real traditional Song in 3:32?

[@DieDoeDa]

+Ragnheiður Björsdottir Dosn't exist, it's a joke.

[@SinusPrimus]

Oooops I did it again. 😁

[@Asachana]

Who has stolen the joke? Alfred Dorfer or Michael Mittermeier - because the both tell the same story as joke being a "real" story.

[@MrsYorsk]

den hat er aber auch aus der sicht von vielen deutschen auf deutsch. :D

[@Floxxoror]

does he even lift? ansonsten ftw

[@bedjosoedarso701]

15:59 "Excuse me, sir. Would You expecting a different color?"....ahahahahaa...echt geil!

[@Mahjabiene]

I like Michael Mittermeier very much, but why has he to pronounce his name with an English accent? 🙂

[@JohnMacbeth]

Nah his name is Fritz Messerschmitt, phone extension - 109

[@Darkhunter5555555555]

1:15 rutscht ihm erstmal ein wenn raus und danach kam erstmal if :D

[@themedic4000]

Dietfrid Mali Du bist dir im klaren das es nicht der ganze Auftritt ist? O.o Das ist das BEST OF, zumindest nach der Meinung des Kerles der das Video machte.

[@heliosho]

You sometimes sound like Dr. Zoidberg.

[@Kuebel350]

+Helios Hofstadter Need a voice? Wynaut Zoidberg!

[@wdanowel4331]

Not my top German comedian but still ok. Vince Ebert is.

[@mandopando4111]

A German joke is no laughing matter

[@wustenfuchs7963]

Then I ask myself why the audience is laughing.

[@woodworkerbear2367]

9:25

[@karx11erx]

Klar, Spaß über sich selber muss sein, aber von Mittermeier hätte ich mehr Kreativität erwartet, als drei Viertel des Clips Stereotype zu bedienen, um gut anzukommen.

[@knoopi74]

Guck mal nach Deutschland und türkische Comedians 😋

[@bluuum]

gar nicht so schlecht

[@30SecToMe]

not too bad! Except for one thing, the car story is the exact same joke from one of his earlier programs he did in Austria. He just translated it in english.

[@ManonVarendaz]

There are a couple just translated stories, like the gun or Tiffany's story but it's still funny.

[@jayanthony3006]

I am flaging this as fake! Since when have we had humor and made people laugh!

[@maximumrisk2004]

9:19 He had no idea how right he was, just the complete other way around.

[@peterwurstbrot5588]

i fucki ng hate you. your avatar scared me

[@B20C0]

Pfff we have so many funny standup acts and who goes to London? Michael Mittermeier.

[@cipher66]

B20C0 Well, Mario Barth wouldn't be funny in english... ;-)

[@B20C0]

cipher66 He isn't even funny in German.

[@jeenyusaut]

cipher66 I dont think he can talk english

[@finebetty]

B20C0 like who?

[@finebetty]

finebetty And please, Mario Barth is awful.

[@LassMalEinRauchen]

🇩🇪

[@martinpoole1451]

9:02 keep under the radar, yes it's much easier to bomb then.

[@kleo911]

Die meisten dieser Witze würden in Deutschland keinen Lacher, sondern Stirnrunzeln erzeugen. (Für diejenigen, die immer noch nicht wissen, warum die Deutschen vom Ausland als humorlos wahrgenommen werden.)

[@m.t8972]

Für Sie Herr FRITZ MITTERMEIER 😅 Ein geLUNGEner Zungen👅 Brecher. Fischers Fritz fischt frische Fische. Frische Fische fischt Fischers Fritz. Sagen sie diesen ZB auf Bayrisch 😅

[@obiwanfisher537]

He sounds sp german. I mean, his brain is still german. Instead of 'if' he said 'wenn' and so on.

[@alvarine1]

who cares atleast he tries

[@domimaxlmoser1642]

+obiwanfisher537 he said "when", not "wenn" :) and to decide what to use in different types of scenarios of those two is kind of hard for a lot of germans :)

[@obiwanfisher537]

+Domi Maxlmoser Actually no.

[@robfriedrich2822]

Selber Akzent in englisch, wie auf deutsch.

[@Elektronikar]

Dann ist dein englisch aber schlecht, denn er hat sehr gut englisch gesprochen.

[@2kiddis]

ich mag den ja nich aber auf englisch is er ok^^^^

[@flow_sakul]

michi i hob grod an flaschen rivella kauf

[@ElPolloLocoFan1994]

er hat schon nen komischen akzent.aber geht klar

[@MasterMarf]

wir werden für humorlos gehalten, weil leute wie du unter nen comedy video, ihre möchtegernwissenschaft über humor hinkritzeln ;)

[@dirkkuppers8145]

infantile German humor of course!

[@scorpsus]

Was 'ne pronounciation. Ich kann sein Englisch kaum verstehen xD

[@kelbornleitenstein5029]

Die gleiche G'schicht hat er über Österreich auch schon erzählt....von wegen Ampel.

[@hannofranz7973]

Wahrscheinlich ist es witzig. Hab wohl keinen Sinn für Humor.

[@carlscott8458]

The only real funny Geerman stand-up

[@LS-Moto]

Kaya Yanar

[@TheRealAzazel]

Wollt schon sagen, der Kaya ist die Krönung.

[@colt6141]

So what?! :-)

[@Speedy2017]

Better than in German! But his englisch is rubbish^^

[@grindmasterflesh1]

I suspect that his English is actually better than in his standup cause it supports his role as "the German guy". Just a guess.

[@Speedy2017]

Now i have to watch it again^^

[@Speedy2017]

His accent ruins it completely XD

[@maxlpower4985]

Speedy2017 Du bist einfach nur a Depp! ;)

[@Canadajanek]

Speedy2017 : Please know some, he is from Bavaria. The Bavarians ( or Bayuvarians) speak sometimes a hardly understandable dialect, even when they speak their native language German. The " hillbilly Bavarian dialect" is anything but not standard German. Particularly the long-time-residents are not always understandable to people from Central or North Germany like me. I live 100km / 65 miles southeast of Berlin. Bavaria is 450km -600km away from my town. They can speak standard German, but the seldomly do. I think, Michael Mittermeier is a pretty good comedian. We should not judge his pronounciation too harshly. He speaks English fluently and the audiance acclaimed . He deserves compliments, don't you think so ? I don't know where you're from. No matter. I know my English is not good, but I'm willing to improve it. What about you, do you speak some German ? With best regards, Rainer

[@matttrafton2725]

It would be funny if he did his routine made up as Hitler.