Day in the life of platonic friends (part 3)

[@RocketIsHere]

“Raising a child that’s likely yours is a little weird, no it isn’t.” 😂

[@karl-heinzjean-francois8554]

😂

[@mostafaelzohirey9187]

The with another woman part was the weird one

[@maciejp3499]

The new normal is raising a child that is not yours!

[@sws212]

It's not his kid, no white couple is naming their kid Jacquires

[@adtjtjdjsj]

​@@maciejp3499Thats sadly true. But weird how the fathers👦🏿 never stick around..

[@YuJo_Narukami7363]

“I love my Platonic Family” 🤣

[@Doriftobowler]

Redefining "platonic"

[@drakecarro2588]

More like redefined ​@Doriftobowler

[@idk_this_i_guess]

dont forget to add "new" before plattonic lmao

[@GiacomoSorbi]

Okay, the girlfriend might have forgiven all the rest, but naming an innocent kid "Jaquarius" can't be ignored like that!

[@claireschweizer4765]

Someone had to say it 💀

[@Super-pz2mv]

That’s my name

[@GiacomoSorbi]

@@Super-pz2mv, are your parents just friends too?

[@Ella-fq9lc]

@@GiacomoSorbi damn

[@Doomzdeh]

@@Super-pz2mv Ask them why they wanted to name you after an Astrology Sign, and why they felt the need to put a J in front of it. That’s a seriously odd name. And I don’t mean that to insult you, but what were they thinking?

[@ThyRandomPerson]

“Let’s just say this kid’s not going hungry.” 💀

[@player_566-1]

💀

[@cowz1259]

💀

[@yourworstfan]

Weird that Chloe's boyfriend didn't even check in.

[@vladimirk7686]

He's been busy with his own platonic friend (Tyler's gf probably)

[@tobiakilo3413]

Smart dude checked out 😂

[@rodguy35]

He stopped paying attention 3 weeks ago

[@Krotas_DeityofConflicts]

She didn't have one?

[@Krotas_DeityofConflicts]

Or dude's smart and silently went out to buy milk.

[@-Jozef]

Guys, don’t judge them, if they had socks on, it doesn’t count

[@user-fs9uo8jx6x]

You sir are fucking genius

[@vond5829]

Ah yes! Socks, the condom for relationships

[@tejassinghkapur9962]

but i think they dont have socks on

[@ipatates]

​@@tejassinghkapur9962 They don't kiss, shaboinking without a kiss doesn't count. Same goes for socks, if you have socks on it means you're not fully nude so it's safe.

[@tejassinghkapur9962]

@@ipatates oh oh alright i got it G lmao good point i understand haha btw how do u know all this 🤣

[@thealexxk]

These “platonic” friends are getting more and more out of pocket 😭

[@jmgonzales7701]

Why

[@bryanreed7216]

Right like are they dating in real life?

[@KrsnaS888]

@@bryanreed7216maybe

[@stryker1324]

​@bryanreed7216 ikr, they be doing shi👀👀

[@senorsans6301]

Bro’s not just in the friendzone… He’s in his friend’s zone 💀

[@davidparkes1917]

Underrated comment

[@TheBlackGeisha]

“Closely supervised the feeding” I love these guys 😂😂😂

[@JasonThomasLionHeart]

let's just say this kid's not going hungry

[@jacobshadow7202]

😂

[@IVvOOvVI]

@@JasonThomasLionHeart And that’s due to his close supervision

[@ananyakrishna1332]

That was personall 💀

[@thomasmurray3920]

Best line in the video!

[@stuartpickles6907]

The great part about this is that somewhere in the world, this scenario exists.

[@johnathanepic3790]

It's not bad. Just different

[@Baronnax]

That somewhere is most probably in some US city/suburb, let's be honest.

[@SonOfSparda03]

​@@Baronnax Nah it's definitely in a us suburb

[@splashafrica]

My bet is India lol

[@vishantpal5324]

​My guess would be Africa those people are messy

[@puppydango]

i can’t even fathom the amount embarrassment of wearing those clothes in public😭

[@bessieboo_]

taking the b out of bromance with this one 🗣🔥

[@alandcruz9438]

'He's just a friend' Him:

[@Firtsrealsuperhero]

Fr

[@Daniela-bb94]

Shouldn’t be insecure about a clearly gay friend 😂

[@The_Indo_Aryan]

If a woman has gay friends, she's a red flag. Wouldn't want a leftist woman.

[@Awstreamerbtw]

@@Daniela-bb94not clearly gay😐

[@Daniela-bb94]

@@Awstreamerbtw did you watch the same video?

[@Kathleen_guz]

Dr Shaboinky back at it again.

[@ivanvarykino8202]

You stole my line 😄

[@mustang8206]

That's not even Shaboinky 😂

[@michaelodekunle6591]

​@@mustang8206he delivered the child

[@konahrik6420]

​@@mustang8206 it is look at the name on the coat

[@ImMilta]

nah that's not the guy that acts as shaboinky in content machine videos

[@DestinyTries]

Not me thinking it was a real baby😭

[@TheGoldenApex]

Bruh😂😂😂

[@Gacha_Ed]

"Platonic family" how tf do you friendzone that hard lmao 😂

[@peterpaleczny7906]

Jaquarius is gunna grow up watching Anthony Edwards. Sick

[@brindogg]

☠️☠️

[@jacksonmarino9409]

The goat

[@Ajsavage11]

Fax jokic got robbed by his team, it should've been him (also ant is overrated and unsportsmanlike)

[@Saib8002]

@@Ajsavage11soft asf

[@issumagi3333]

@@Ajsavage11nah ant is cool but I agree jokic should’ve won if ant actually does win the playoffs he’s gonna be face of the league or something next generation of mj Kobe fr

[@RishwanChanda]

Jaquarius never gonna be hungry. THAT part was wild

[@royaltyshittu4753]

Jaquarius taking Platonic mum and Platonic dad to school would be gold

[@felicity80497]

,,raising a child that's likely yours with another woman is a little weird" LMAO

[@evileqwine6106]

The baby should have been called “tyler jr” after her best bestie.

[@sotrue5413]

That would've been perfect! 😂

[@stuartpickles6907]

Jaquarious is a family name.

[@IVvOOvVI]

Taylor Jr

[@anitat9727]

Tylerious. It's a mashup between her best bestie and his horoscope

[@mohoejegi4876]

Guys chill they were just roommates 😭😭😭

[@user-cz4sp6cz3v]

Ahh yes JUST roommates

[@jmgonzales7701]

​@@user-cz4sp6cz3vwhy

[@meiyeenlau8052]

Yes they were just roommates sleeping together in the same bed 😂

[@JJ-dc9qb]

...."And they were roommates."

[@kevinhoover4879]

​@meiyeenlau8052 a...yeah there, roommate. Don't all roommates share beds?

[@Tiger_Series_13]

“Closely supervise the feeding”💀

[@tegathemenace]

"Let's just say this kid is not going hungry" damnnn. Hope he can throw hands tho🙂

Jaquarius is crazy 💀💀💀

[@Lapis-lazauli]

Jaguar is crazy

[@user-iy5uq2rw8u]

Giving birth every day must suck.

[@Chicken_StripProductions]

Jaquarious?💀

[@ziggywatene5633]

The edging in this is insane

[@LawansonAbdulKareem]

They didn't even know shes pregnant till the baby popped out 😂

[@Skyscraper2015]

Closely watching the baby feeding.😂😂 "Let's just say the baby is not going to be going hungry with that one"

[@johannfer7073]

Supervise the feeding😂

[@willfer6986]

Platonic family is craaazy 💀💀💀

[@sajanseelall-uq9he]

Yo I didn't even realize Dr. Shaboinky has his name on his uniform 💀

[@DillyDallyingDestruction]

spy x family alternate storyline

[@WinterForestBreeze8023]

Wait so- .. this happens-... every day?-

[@biggestjschlattfan]

a baby a day man

[@MisterPeels]

a baby a day keeps her boyfriend away

[@lilpeopleeater9357]

Bro this is the couple that they're great as friends but will actually be horrible as an actual relationship 😭😞

[@mrlkf315]

Yo the way he's giving her a massage im surprised they don't have more kids. 💀

[@KRYMauL]

They’ve only known each other for 7 months.

[@isandrooo]

@@KRYMauL9 months* hence the kid

[@KRYMauL]

@@isandrooo point still stands.

[@Layola_Pops]

Stealing that massage for future reference

[@tacticall4525]

Facts bro

[@theoaskov325]

I think... the father might be dr Shaboinky who also receives the baby.

[@1omarwalid0]

What kinda name is Jaquarius💀

[@weeaboocentral]

Bro made it in the black guy name generator

[@theruthlessotaku4483]

"i closely supervise the feeding" 💀💀

[@moona7240]

Why is it giving Rachel and Ross from Friends 💀

[@marksharp5824]

The prop baby looks too much real 😂

[@FlightOfTheBumbleBee88]

Ok. Let me do the math… 9 month freniversary and Baby on the same day means…. Oops they shabanged on their first platonic encounter???!!! What the heck?…

[@newmoon9011]

Ain’t no way bro…

[@CamariaSolomon-fx3pt]

I'm sorry you made my day

[@neila128]

But but but It was a PLATONIC shabang!

[@SmokeWraith-kc4fu]

Jacquarius 💀

[@icebear4421]

Most healthy relationship in the series❤

[@beanodonnell]

TRUE

[@imgeryuganshoop8426]

The friends with benefits vows one was also pretty good

[@DannyRampage]

I genuinely ship these two.

[@Sillycorvidguy]

NOT JEWQUAREES LMAO

[@cvl9053]

They are indeed really good friends.

[@michelsmith3386]

Do they platonicly get married too 😅

[@darrenlitner8824]

I get the feeling we already know who the father is.

[@jesusriced]

Jaquarious sr

[@bodejoseph4092]

This ain't funny anymore 😭😂😂😂😂 Sike! Jaquarius is a platonic son 😂😂😂

[@user-oq6nb8xh3o]

Dr. Shaboinky thought we didn't see him💀

[@landking967]

where i missed it

[@FreddieTheeFredster]

The feeding part 💀💀

[@herobrinesblog]

Its not his kid, its platonically born

[@shortmeishorts]

They soon gonna have platonic grandkids too...

[@Psychedelicfeariedreams]

Holding the baby in the front seat. 💀

[@cocoamonster1881]

The fact they wore those outifts in public

[@DuckTape6554]

You could see her laughing about it while he was on the phone 😂

[@sharvay]

this is becoming more and more dystopian

[@_trickstarr]

Nine months…

[@Anonymous.1720]

I closely supervise the feeding 🧐

[@siahlove5109]

JAQUARIUS IS INSANE😭

[@eliharper6616]

That KZbin offers Translate to English on it makes it even better

[@letsgogamingcity1530]

Bro just supervising nothin else to see there 😂😂😂

[@44shelekanelson70]

When he says she just a friend

[@iliketogame7064]

Jaqaurius tho!? Lmao 🤣

[@user-wn9zh7nv8t]

The massage💀💀💀

[@avictorx]

Went from platonic friends to platonic family 💀

[@thormarszycki3724]

How do they where that outfit out in public without dying. I would die 20 times wearing something printed with my face on it

[@cttommy73]

Professionals. That's how.

[@TheStoic_Guy]

The child is the result of platonic reproduction system.

[@Bejrika]

This kids not going hungry 💀

[@mistyrains618]

Why was he wearing a hospital gown? 😂

[@welpppppers]

why are the comments so fresh

[@thomasfrye8996]

It's so wrong that I find these hilarious

[@theinternetpunkkia9366]

They won't kiss, but they will have a child together you up makes sense

[@lezestykiwi909]

Not her barking at random passerbys on the street in the background 💀

[@nickmoorman6359]

“I say no it’s not” Valid point

[@recehgaming8246]

this can be a whole tv series, hahahaha.

[@IbrahimDiaz-fb8zw]

Jaquarious? The fu-

[@dennisstitt3276]

LMAO FR THO 😭😭😭

[@Osama_2307]

Its sad that somewhere this is actually real 😂

[@sugarnads]

Jacquarius lol Is that what baby chadrones are callled

[@camii-dz7tk]

Because of you guys, I'm thinking the word "platonic" differently....

[@user-bm6lj9hd3z]

Dr shaboinki needs to be the best man at their platonic wedding

[@KRYMauL]

We’re raising her as friends lol

[@roquemocan]

I'll show this to my girlfriend, so that she isn't mad about my platonic friend

[@liuyifei1989]

💀

[@hasanalmahmudpriom4424]

I can smell a breakup coming up💀

[@fe2thejane]

see take his example this guy knows how to comfort a woman

[@JesooSiffredi]

jaquarius😭😭😭

[@-maxixi-]

Can confirm, i have very many platonic friends, and this happens once a day, per person

[@user-db5yh7td2k]

such an underrated comment fr

[@kiri_shir0]

max level friend zone

[@LadybuggLore3991]

The plot of Every fanfiction ever 😂😂

[@SpoonHurler]

No, no!!!! They had a home birth in my fanfic!

[@Nate_Mack1]

Let’s just say this kids not goin hungry

[@CoachBigRCat]

Jaquarius, nice 😂😂😂

[@maryoos7219]

Now we know the dad 🫣🫣

[@dankim23]

Dr Shaboinky back at it again

[@IVvOOvVI]

Who knew Dr. shaboinky is an undocumented OBGYN for platonic couples?!

[@Definitely_not_Ely]

KZbin: deleted Phone: yeeted Therapist: needed Life: hated 😂

[@jonathanrobinson8801]

That’s a little more of than a massage

[@Urakuro_]

so platonical friends!! thats adorable!

[@user-om1gu6hg2b]

everyone knows who the father is.

[@gokulnair]

Lmao the comments clearly don't realise this is a skit. And I've never seen such a clueless comment section on a Content Machine video lol

[@LosixTheG]

Legit stupid People mostly kids tho

[@cherrijoong1765]

when his name starts with j and rhymes with one of the zodiac signs

[@gustialt]

jaries

[@Coraxio]

Jibra

[@thecrunchiestcookie]

Jancer

[@KairiTucker]

Why is this every wattpad story about two friends

[@henriqueborba8035]

Jaquarius

[@hoovyonlifesupport1129]

Then they platonically get divorced

[@funnyvids714]

raising a child that is most likely yours is wild im that thats crazy!!!

[@sirpingleton123]

Right, i know its just a massage but...THE POSITION BRO, UR ASLING FOR IT

[@azrigal87]

You mean he’s ass-king for it 😏