Top 10 Jokes Only Adults Get in The Cat in the Hat

Only the adults in the audience got these "Cat in the Hat" jokes. For this list, we’re looking at some of “The Cat in the Hat’s” more mature jokes in the franchise that [hopefully] went over the kids’ heads. Our countdown includes the Cat's contract, the Cat's car, Nevins' snack, and more! Did YOU catch these "Cat in the Hat" jokes as a kid? Let us know in the comments!
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[@MsMojo]

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[@austinhowells20]

Drake and Josh have a lot of them

[@kelliherreras5983]

this movie creepy as heck

[@thiccus_amicus2398]

this movie was made for adult jokes

[@trinaq]

"It's Lawrence, you snot-nosed little son of a... Wonderful woman who I'm ABSOLUTELY crazy about!" That line always made me crack up, although I didn't fully understand it until I was older!

[@trippyboi91]

I will NEVER understand the hate this movie gets. I loved every second.

[@celestinedorado3143]

My sister and I love this movie and we quote the lines all the time

[@raenamaparade1994]

The granddaughter of dr.Seuss hated it. It’s also why no live action versions of his books are allowed anymore.

[@atasker7432]

@@raenamaparade1994 I thought it was his widow, Audrey Gisel (RIP) who hated it?

[@raenamaparade1994]

@@atasker7432 I heard that it was his granddaughter but it might’ve been the whole family. Even though so many people like the movie, the generation before that liked the source material better would be less likely to enjoy it.

[@joshuadrew5223]

Because it's garbage.

[@tylerseese2407]

Fun fact: Most of the adult jokes were meant for How the Grinch Stole Christmas but they were cut

[@Itzplumcookiepeachycookie16]

Oh,no wonder I hated those movies.

[@dustinvalerio9741]

​@@Itzplumcookiepeachycookie16 I like Jim Carrey

[@311connoisseur]

There’s no way this is trye

[@TryPuttingItInRice]

@@Itzplumcookiepeachycookie16 you live a miserable life

[@pokemonbattler2537]

The illumination virsion of the grinch is better

[@GavinRamonShow]

Watched it a few years ago and it’s probably some of his best writing. The jokes and adult humour are insane. Brilliant movie.

[@Zacman1123]

"I'm sorry baby I love you" lives rent-free forever in my head.

[@lilshortiesofficial]

It’s from Happy Gilmore🤣

[@marissamay8527]

You forgot the moment when the cat cut off his tail and said "SON OF A BI***!!!!"

[@onlyds0822]

Few seconds later . . . "Look I'm not saying we are going to sue. I'm just saying we have a case. We'll talk later, ixnay ixnay." PS anyways that was a great slip in a "kids" movie back in the time

[@packnetadaija]

Oh that’s not on the list!!! That was my favorite line! Hahaha

[@jacksonconley5117]

Great honorable mention.

[@gwm_entertainment1]

I love that scene

[@onlyds0822]

@@gwm_entertainment1 back when they allowed more mild language and adult jokes now they have to just do kids potty humor. Ridiculous

[@davanime877]

The cat is like being Austin Powers and Deadpool at the same time

[@Kamii3961]

Well it’s not appropriate for kids

[@jabbadesilijictiure2937]

@@Kamii3961 wEll iTs nOT aPproPRiAte fOr kIDs

[@lordkinesis4432]

Funny since Mike Myers also played Austin.

[@jacksonconley5117]

I don’t care if anyone says they dislike this movie, I’ve always liked it.

[@NightViper91]

I like it too

[@kayjayqueen]

Same here!

[@harrisonmoore3446]

Amen

[@bennywark3103]

Same here

[@michaelmurphy5068]

Same here

[@disneyvillainsfan1666]

This is One of my favorite "So Bad It's Good" Movies.

[@aidenkriens-nauer5575]

That title is given to Jim Carrey as the Grinch. This movie just felt like a bad trip. But hey, if you enjoy it, good for you.

[@christianparrish6647]

I love how besides playing a germaphobe, Sean Hayes voiced the fish in the movie.

[@featherguardian6023]

Cat in the Hat is a Guilty Pleasure of mine that I completely Enjoy,but my Favorite Dr.Seuss Movie has to be Jim Carrey's How the Grinch stole Christmas.

[@sessionshannah]

Totally agreed

[@disneyvillainsfan1666]

Even if Dr. Suess definitely would NOT approve of these Live-Action movies, I still love them.

[@christianparrish6647]

@@disneyvillainsfan1666 if I were him, i would agree with the Jim Carrey one.

[@featherguardian6023]

Yeah,I honest love the Live Action Dr.Seuss Movies more than the Animation Ones.

[@atasker7432]

MINE TOO! I LOVE the Jim Carrey Grinch!

[@bcray2548]

... I watch this movie with my mom every time it comes on and trust me, I always knew about the jokes. We still love it tho😂

[@Fictionboy16]

Can't believe someone thought it was a great idea to have all these jokes in a movie based on a children's story.

[@jacksonconley5117]

Surprised this wasn’t rated PG-13.

[@christianparrish6647]

@@jacksonconley5117 thats why

[@memorydocumentation5942]

the parents probably have to watch it too

[@monsterjamfan100xtreme4]

This is just messed up. A beautiful, timeless classic of a story of a cat making 2 kids cheer up during a rainy day with magnificent story telling, glorious messages it’s giving to the audience is now replaced by a re-animated roadkill who advertises Universal Studios, blurts out out-dates references, shits out dirty jokes (THAT SHOULD NOT BE SEEN IN A DR. SEUSS MOVIE!), Morals they are mean spirited and just unpleasant characters to like. Horrible adaptation of A classic book!

[@disneyvillainsfan1666]

I think this movie is best enjoyed if you see it as a Parody of The Original Book, not an adaptation.

[@ameliarose8822]

All of these went way over my head as a child 🤣🤣

[@rhetz1562]

I understood the super hydrologic instantaneous transport

[@SonicAndMarioFan-ds6gq]

​@@rhetz1562Oh You Mean The-

[@rhetz1562]

@@SonicAndMarioFan-ds6gq doooh, quick to the S.L.O.W

[@kingofentertainment7052]

I can't believe this movie is for kids! It has a lot of adult jokes!

[@christianparrish6647]

I know right

[@cheyblake2475]

The gardening tool part was the one that made me uncomfortable.

[@Spiderpichi2099]

Even watching it now it’s like how did this not get a PG-13 rating

[@KittyMcFlame]

@@cheyblake2475 same here

[@deshawnedwards6412]

Wait. You're telling me this wasn't a movie made for adults and to piss on Dr. Seuss gave but was a kids film?

[@nategiles4700]

Yeah, I know, that surprised me too

[@Cutepie23Dick]

It’s not for kids there adult humor too

[@Cutepie23Dick]

Dummy

[@imd002]

mike myers really brought his shagadelic humor into this movie, considering it was only a year apart from when the final austin powers movie came out, i can't say id blame him for bringing some of the innuendos with him into this film. this movie was my childhood, always has been and doesn't deserve any of the hate its gotten. such a classic that i grew up with and still continue to bring with me into my adult life. no regrets lol

[@shaunamclouglin8874]

The magical time traveling elves is funny 😂😂😂

[@MrDoddi1984]

Guilty pleasure joke of mine: "GPS? Check" "DVD, CD? Check" "Someone from Czechoslovakia is a? CZECH!!!"

[@kylemiller5148]

I can't be the only one who thinks the Cat has a sense of humour very very similar to Austin Powers,the Cat is literally played by Mike Myers himself who also happens to play Austin Powers so it's no wonder I was getting Austin Powers vibes

[@Gamerboy-94]

He also played Shrek.

[@kylemiller5148]

@@Gamerboy-94 In Shrek I saw more of his "aggressive" side which wasn't in any other character that I've seen him play, it's kinda entertaining as heck if you ask me

[@traydaniel0403]

Don’t forget that he’s the same guy who played Shrek

[@atasker7432]

This movie will ALWAYS be a guilty pleasure of mine!

[@wonkotheclown]

If you look closely on the certificate you can see that the cats birthday is May 25’th 1963 which is also the birthday Mike Myers who played the cat

[@pokemonbattler2537]

On the contract they sighed there is a small-print on it and it saids: if Conrad opens the crate the contact shall be null and void however though if sally and Conrad have learned ther mistake’s the contract shall be reanstated

[@bahesb2419]

I personally loved the movie. It was so funny to me. Especially the one with this cook machine

[@JCH007]

My favorite part will always be when the cat chops his tail off and Scream Son Of A Bit**!!! Lol

[@Voldemort99]

I started watching “The Cat In The Hat (2003)” when I was 13 years old & I quickly knew the jokes that are clearly for adults, yet I still love this movie because of Mike Myers. My brothers always laugh at these jokes in this movie because we can’t really get enough of “The Cat In The Hat (2003)”. 2 jokes that I most definitely laugh because of how messed up they are are #6 & #1. Too bad there’ll never be a sequel to this movie because of the adult jokes, especially the ones on this list. I do technically agree with those who say the worst adult jokes in this movie should’ve been cut because it wouldn’t have failed at the box office nor with critics.

[@spencersawesomevideos7022]

Honestly I’m surprised the cupcake scene wasn’t number 1!

[@RedTHedge]

Nobody's talking about 9:29 SOMETHING LIKE THAT REALLY BURNS MY *AAAAA-*

[@jimbo9208]

and this is why there are no more live-action Dr. Seuess movies anymore

[@firetoacat]

Actually, I think its because of the price tag that comes with hiring actors nowadays.

[@jimbo9208]

@@firetoacat Released in theaters on November 21, 2003, in the United States by Universal Pictures and internationally by DreamWorks Pictures, the film was a box-office disappointment, grossing $133.9 million against a budget of $109 million[2] and received negative reviews from critics for its screenplay, humor, perceived lack of faithfulness to the source material and Myers' performance, though David Newman's musical score and the film's visual aspects and production design received praise.[3] In response to the film's critical and commercial failure, Seuss's widow Audrey Geisel, who was also critical of the film, decided not to allow any further live-action adaptations of her husband's works, resulting in the cancellation of a sequel based on The Cat in the Hat Comes Back; all Dr. Seuss film adaptations have since been produced in animation form, starting with Horton Hears a Who! (2008)

[@firetoacat]

@@jimbo9208 a simple "His wife said no to any more of these movies" would have been a better answer that I would have been fine with

[@lordirish3054]

@@jimbo9208 I can't remember who wrote the review I read, but the reviewer described Myer's Cat as "a pedophile furry," both being nouns. They weren't wrong.

[@wolfgangmitchell9213]

Could you do another top 10 jokes only adults get list for the Madagascar franchise?

[@farah_lynn]

They just don't make movies like this anymore 😂 Huge part of my childhood

[@nancygonzalezgarcia8701]

Everyone gets this movie’s jokes Even kids

[@christianparrish6647]

I'm preeeeeety sure most younger kids wouldn't get it.

[@cooperminion825]

@@christianparrish6647 they aorta get it but only in the cartoony sense

[@juliebradley5892]

One of my guilty pleasures.

[@markeyiszra]

The Cat in The Hat is basically Austin Power in a cat costume.

[@chasehedges6775]

The Jim Carrey Grinch is still the best. 💯💯💯💯💯 This….

[@sebashtonwarren1125]

Yes this is better than Mike Meyer Cat in the Hat

[@chasehedges6775]

@@sebashtonwarren1125 💯

[@chasehedges6775]

@@sebashtonwarren1125 Yes

[@karenrussell2923]

The movie might disliked by some people, I don’t care what they have to say about this movie, I still love ❤️ this movie, I watched it many times during my childhood and I never get sick and tired of it.

[@Sandlot1992]

this movie is totally my biggest Guilty Pleasure!

[@Voldemort99]

1 major downfall that “The Cat In The Hat 2003” suffered during filming aside from Mike Myers showing up late for rehearsals & only preferring to take to the director &/or producer was the fact that not only were there too many jokes for adults but also the script kept getting too many rewrites to the point where the movie was just gonna suffer a horrible critical & financial reception.

[@bluey4149]

What about the bit where he takes the kids to a "nightclub"?

[@TonyStark-ef8oz]

Love this movie. The Grinch is always going to be better but love them both. Sad we never got that live action Green Eggs and Ham.

[@disneyvillainsfan1666]

What about that Fight on TV Mrs. Kwan was watching where she said "No More Big Government!" That's a favorite of mine now that I'm older.

[@andrewmcnamara6305]

6:12-6:18-"9! That's 9 times Dr. Seuss rolled in his grave! Ah! Ah! Ah!": Nostalgia Critic

[@orangethespiderguy]

we watched this a few days before finals in school and trust me, me and the rest of the class understood *ALL OF IT.*

[@pegasuspony139]

6:13 my twin brother understood that joke when we watched this movie as kids.

[@KyleJBAwesomeness-OfficialChan]

0/10 why is the other accidental use of swearing from the Astonishing Products Kupkakeinator scene not in this list?! The Cat in the Hat (with British accent): Delicious cupcakes ready in just minutes away! Mike Myers: Cat Did you just say Minutes Away?! Universal Employees and Studio Audience: THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!! Cat: You're not just WRONG, you're STUPID. Mike Myers: Now wait just a minute! Cat: and you're also ugly just like your mom. Mike Myers: Did you just call my mom ugly? Cat: Shut Up! I mean it! I WILL END YOU. WHACK (cuts off his tail) Sally (Dakota Fanning): Uh Cat? Your tail. Cat: What about it? Oh I see! I chopped it off. (normal voice) well that's interesting because....SON OF A (censor bleep)!!!!!!!!!! cut to technical difficulties screen reading "Hang In There Baby!" cut to lawyer backstage in the other side of the house Lawyer: Look I'm not saying that we're going to sue you, I'm just saying that we have a case. We'll talk later.

[@imahotmess872]

“Although those drapes are a train wreck.” 😂😂🤣

[@wendyodell356]

I've never seen this, but it does look funny 🤣🤣🤣

[@Smileater]

Try it

[@maxxymrice6200]

I loved this movie when I was six and always thought it was better than the book and cartoon. As an adult I appreciate it even more.

[@christianparrish6647]

When I rewathed this, I had no idea that this movie had soooooooooooo many dirty jokes.

[@gilbertmillers4865]

Agreed

[@willysnipes7004]

Honestly I think this movie was just a little ahead of its time lol if it would have been released today with all the movies that have come out like Deadpool, it would have totally succeeded. I mean look where it’s at now, cult classic, people like it more now than they did when it came out. I will be able to see the image of the Cat sneaking up behind Beans with a baseball bat in my head for the rest of my life, iconic😂

[@DavidMartinez-ce3lp]

Agreed, this movie is hilarious! Way ahead of its time.

[@lillykennedy2135]

This was one of my favorite movies as a kid. Still has a special place in my heart.

[@jannahalawadi1747]

" Super Hydraulic Instantaneous Transporter " 💀

[@Gor3whpr3]

I still don't get it 😢

[@pokemonbattler2537]

Super hydraulic instantaneous transporter S.h.i.t

[@pink99644]

One of my childhood movies, when I got older and rewatched this I realised how many dirty jokes there are xD

[@thevarietychannelofyoutube4769]

The problem is that this was marketed as a movie for little kids. If it wasn't, no one would think this was a bad movie.

[@tylerbuck1900]

Happy Birthday, Dakota Fanning!

[@williamchollick959]

0:52 The dirty part of this is the Cat was dressed like a fancy lady and he was talking about something about the vet. 2:13 The dirty part of this is the Cat saying “Humiga, Humiga, Humiga!” Then, he expands the photo and his hat stretches upward as he gasps in shock to what he just saw. 3:19 The dirty part is the mommy cat and the daddy cat. 4:23 I don’t see anything dirty. 5:30 The dirty part of this is Super Hydraulic Instantaneous Transporter. 6:30 I don’t see anything dirty. 7:38 I don’t see anything dirty. 8:56 I don’t see anything dirty. 10:08 I don’t see anything dirty. 11:34 The dirty part of this is everything!

[@surfmaster1027]

This is why I’m gonna had problems if I show this to children no not because of the adult jokes because I’ll be laughing at these adult jokes and none of the kids would understand why I’m laughing so hard

[@enchantro]

I LOVED The Cat In The Hat! I thought it was hilarious!!

[@carolf5978]

“I’m sorry baby I love you”

[@PatrickRsGhost]

The whole "Kupcake-Inator" scene was a parody of the "Amazing Discoveries" infomercial series that aired back in the 1980s and 1990s. Cat played both the host Mike Levey (sweater) and recurring guest host/presenter John Parkin (red suspenders). There are several episodes uploaded to KZbin and you can really see the influence.

[@DavidMartinez-ce3lp]

"I'm so excited!"

[@fzcbh4698]

Imagine if the Cat in the Hat was the villain of Chip and Dale Rescue Rangers 2022 instead than Peter Pan xD

[@theamazingandtalentedblake8296]

It would actually be more hilarious

[@SuperStarBros47]

"And then she took him to the vet and let them cut off his bal-....bo...bo........BOY"

[@a.enicholson6228]

You should see the deleted scenes of this movie. LOL!!!

[@calistaharman6351]

Lol as I watched this movie so many times in my childhood growing up, I never understood any of the jokes until now and days lol It’s almost like my mother new I would never understand the jokes until my adult days lol

[@MichaelJacksonRobloxGaming]

I love the cat in the hat

[@joeybrinskey7795]

The “boner” one got me💀

[@TrollAnimations160]

Yeah I just realized that the hat meant he has a b*ner

[@grindsmore]

You think the photo was awkward? Seek out the deleted scene where the Cat is looking at the full image on the Slip 'N Slide.

[@thedarklord4017]

Fun fact cinema sins haven't done a video on this movie...yet

[@melissajean2011]

Also, if you’re quick enough to pause it on the spay and neuter certificate, The Cat and Mike Meyers have the same birthday!

[@mizzphitzbeta]

This movie is WAYYY funnier when you’re an adult 😂

[@Joey7Z7Horror]

I liked the Universal Studios plug-in for both the satire self-promotion and just because I always thought and still do think Universal fucking rocks

[@jonsealartist]

Just realizing why my parents didn’t let me watch this movie!! 😂

[@bug9193]

Huh, this movie had a smartphone in it before smartphones existed.

[@breannamickels8469]

“ How many shots”

[@chieffirefigherplays]

Ikr

[@thesylvan]

Why would any adult, or child, laugh at a dog eating potentially fatal food?

[@daniellevinson6975]

Adults would empathize with Mrs. Walden's frantic horror...

[@octo-shadow8008]

This movie is so stupid and I love it

[@doctorwhat2064]

Top 10 times Watchmojo ran out of ideas for their top 10 lists

[@jimbo9208]

suggest an idea or shut up

[@UnknownEnitity49]

"Something like that really burns my aHhhhHh" -cat

[@rmh941]

I feel like the great irony here is that Dr. Seuss used to draw nude women for a living before making a living as a children's novelist.

[@LeoTheGuy72]

I’m a kid and I got the awkward photo moment…

[@TylerMcNamer]

This is an adult film disguised as a kid's flick.

[@wandergaming7936]

I will forever hate the joke about the dog eating the chocolate because my dog is everything to me. Joking about dogs dying will never be something I will accept

[@Officialyapper..]

I remember watching this when I was four and my little brother watches this now and I just think uhhh This is a little innaproprate....lol

[@aileenmedina9794]

I love the Cat in the Hat he is so cute big furry kitty cat 😻😍🥰

[@RonaldAtkinson9]

I LOVED this movie. It was also popular when our local high school debut, Seussical as their spring production when it came out. I will admit, because of the movie, I hated how The Cat in The Hat was portrayed in the musical. I was so upset that my dad was like "well they can't portray him like they did in the movie." It's still one of my favorite Dr. Seuss films. Plus, the costumes are amazing! There is one reference that was left out, and it was the Alec Baldwin scene where his television got repossessed.

[@SamTheBreadGuy]

Every 90s kid alive of highly upset when the sequel was canceled over overly sensitive adults that wanted this movie to be more close the 70s than the 00s..

[@Daphneee3]

6:14 the acronym was shart I ain't gonna say the the real one

[@bearpoop720]

In how the grinch stole christmas, Jim Carrey briefly says "B**ch"

[@thatoneperson-_-]

What about the cupcake inator scene?????

[@kingofentertainment7052]

This video should've been top 20!

[@featherguardian6023]

Can you do a Top 10 Adult Jokes ftom Norbit,because there's alot of them.

[@Gigan10610]

I was like 9 when I first saw the movie yet I got every one of these jokes. Anyways, Mike kinda destroyed any portrayal of Dr. Suess's when he said he was bad at rhymes. The car's original acronym, Super Hydraulic Instantaneous Transporter or S.H.I.T joke had me on the floor.

[@CoolCrazyCoco]

I’m pretty sure everyone noticed this we all know that the cat in the hat is it the most ideal movie for kids but we still watch it anyway

[@sprinkles9514]

"You can tap it with a hammer its not gonna change"

[@natefontana5757]

This movie is a classic

[@kingstonluna2008]

The original acronyms btw was SH!T 💀😭

[@MarieKish-mf2jp]

The moment in the movie that was rent free in my head is that one with Mom's dress I thought it was super funny anyways do you all agree

[@tortallbaali]

The ones that I only understood was the hat extending and the cars old acronym

[@icoquittee]

the jeffery dahmr joke while they were baking😭

[@user-bl8cm9pw8i]

HI Sophia how are you and this video was so amazing keep up the good work as a Little kid I did not get the Jokes in the Cat in the Hat but know as A Man I get the Jokes know