Top 10 Funniest The Big Bang Theory Quotes

These "Big Bang Theory" quotes never get old. For this list, we’ll be looking at quips from all 12 seasons that gave us the best laughs. Our countdown includes Howard's survival training, Sheldon can't let go, Bernie's fake laugh, and more! What's YOUR favorite "TBBT" line? Let us know in the comments!
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[@TheAussieJPLoco93]

Sheldon: At my age, do you know how I'm statistically most likely to die? Leonard: At the hands of your roommate? Sheldon: An accident Leonard: Then that's how I'm gonna make it look

[@MekkaSG]

lmaooo what episode was this ?

[@TheAussieJPLoco93]

@@MekkaSG - Season 4 Episode 2 - The Cruciferous Vegetable Amplification

[@TCWRebelsResistanceWords]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@momerathramirez5205]

🤣🤣🤣 "Please! Pass the butter!" I had forgotten about that Amy's epic moment 😅😅😅👏👏👏

[@tianapitesr8553]

Doesn't beat recording flags. I PRESSED IT😠🤓

[@joshroe4993]

Best line of the show in my opinion

[@aleayahart7985]

I love this episode

[@elaineshuma1354]

sameeeeeee

[@chloeeng6811]

It funny

[@cwbybri]

I’d consider, “mom had me tested” as a catchphrase. You broke your own rule.

[@joshroe4993]

Agreed

[@DJ7mph]

Yeah I was going to say the same.

[@HikazePrincess]

Though she never did follow up with the specialist in Houston ^_^

[@chichizekitty5694]

You're watching Miss Mojo.. when did they ever follow their own rules? XD

[@HidanKitten32]

I’ve watched up to season 10 before we lent out our DVD player. How many times was this said? For it to be a catch phase it would have had to be said a few times. And even then it may not be considered a catch phrase

[@sarahvenable4710]

Sheldon: "I cry because others are stupid and that makes me sad." Honestly, same here, Sheldon.

[@dimidrugg9592]

It resembles the line "I'm surrounded by idiots" from Lion King.

[@Lord_Skeptic]

Or "I am surrounded by goits" from red dwarf

[@daverhoden445]

I have that on a t-shirt.

[@Pinkstinkie]

I'da replaced the spanking with, "Oh, it's a tiara!" for Amy, but that's just me.

[@noeljohnson6747]

"It's a tiara-a-a-a-a!!!" Is my hands down favorite Amy moment 😂

[@salserio6727]

That is another good one, I love both scenes.

[@seniorenyore]

LMFAOOOO I LOVE THAT ONE!!!! "IT'S A TIARA-A-A-A!!! PUT IT ON ME PUT IT ON ME"

[@moffettmabm]

Agree! That and when Penny gives Sheldon the napkin!

[@lasbrujazz]

Her dance keeps playing in my head.

[@lindabrum7958]

One of my favorites was when Penny gave Sheldon the napkin from the Cheesecake Factory that Leonard Nimoy signed. "I possess the DNA of Leonard Nimoy? Do you realize what this means? All I need is a healthy ovum and I can grow my own Leonard Nimoy!"

[@nirvanagrrl1]

For real! BEST LINE IN THE ENTIRE SHOW! Follwed by Amy: I am a princess and this is my tiara.

[@josephgillespie571]

It's a Saturnalian miracle!

[@MekkaSG]

All I'm giving you is the napkin, Sheldon." -Penny

[@krisherdown]

I was seriously annoyed nothing from that episode was on this list.

[@jean-mi1825]

Thi whole scene is LEGENDARY!

[@JustKarla31]

Amy’s “it’s a tiara!” Is by far my favorite quote/scene 😂😂

[@neginhamedi2471]

"Put it on me, put it on me, put it on me" 😂😂😂😂

[@theylied1776]

The best quote from the Big Bang Theory:" I got your back, Jack, Bitches be crazy".

[@dimidrugg9592]

Or "One more thing. It's on, bitch!"

[@TCWRebelsResistanceWords]

The scene when Sheldon spanked Amy completely kills me sooooooo bad my guts hurt for hours! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@LIsann1971]

It makes it even funnier if you watch the bloopers from that scene

[@NastyWoman1979]

Was just on in syndication today. I laughed till I cried.

[@SheldonCooper2023]

@LIsann1971 oh geez ya the bloopers were hilarious 😂

[@TCWRebelsResistanceWords]

@@SheldonCooper2023 ANY BLOOPERS from this show are ABSOLUTELY HYSTERICAL!!!

[@jinabobinaaa]

When Penny and Bernadette told Amy that Sheldon wanted to have coitus with her and Amy responded with “YOU SHUT YOUR GODDAMN MOUTH!” Was so funny you can see Kailey wanting to break.

[@dimidrugg9592]

Kaley Cuoco would break character very often. Also: "I do know what to say. Let's get me WAXED!"

[@DTD110865]

She actually said 'YOU SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH!," although it wouldn't surprise me if the original script said "Goddamn" and Mayim refused to say that. As for Kaley's facial expression afterwards, I always thought that was supposed to be Penny reacting to something sexual involving Sheldon. There were a lot of scenes like that.

[@MTTT19]

Some of my favourites directed at Howard: Leonard: “You’re thirty years old and you live with your mother!” Raj: “Say….. COUSIN!” Amy: “Well at least when we do make love, Sheldon won’t be thinking about his MOTHER!”

[@dimidrugg9592]

"Is it maybe because, like Sheldon's work, your sex life is also theoretical?" 😱

[@lizziexasmr]

What episode is that?

[@crystalhughson3715]

@@lizziexasmr Parking Spot Escalation

[@fieljoy]

Raj was my favorite character next to Sheldon and Amy. I laughed so much during the "So happy together" song with penny and also the thanksgiving episode where he's cooking with Amy and Bernie.

[@eaglesfan226]

Last time I cried, I mourned for Chadwick Boseman during the preview for Wakanda Forever when we saw Black Adams.

[@charlesbeck5511]

The scene with Howard describing his overnight survival training is one of my favorite all-time scenes. The line about the butterfly was so perfectly done. Never gets old.

[@seanmitchell6109]

Mary had some great lines, including this #1 pick when she tells Leonard that Sheldon isn't crazy, she had him tested and then adds that she regrets not following up with that specialist in Houston 🤣

[@ellyonbellot1052]

I will never forget when Raj was sick and Sheldon said "Explain your sneeze"🤣

[@joaquimgoncalves9412]

One cries because one's sad. I cry because others are stupid and that makes me sad. I still use that line today

[@chloeeng6811]

When was that again

[@SEGASister]

Howard: Are you listening to yourself? Sheldon: I always listen to myself. It's one of the great joys of my life. :|

[@diannes3804]

Best line by Amy - “Guess you’ve got to have hollow bones around here to get a little sugar!” from the episode when a large bird flies into the apartment and Sheldon ends up loving it.

[@gabrielledarwin9375]

Should have included the girls in Vegas when Bernadette says "do you wanna see me crawl into an Australian man's G-string like a baby kangaroo?" I die laughing everytime.

[@hippiechic6772]

From Leonard "Our children will be smart and beautiful" 🤔🤣🤣🤣😜for me that one is etched in my memory 💖

[@lyndyb88]

My favorite is when Penny dislocated her shoulder. The entire bit is hilarious. I especially love when Sheldon is dressing her and she says "is that my arm?". He says "It doesn't feel like an arm," causing her to reply "Then perhaps you should let it go" lol...I died during that whole scene. Then later when he is "comforting her" with his there there and weird face lol

[@aprilquinn92]

That was the first episode I ever saw and it got me hooked. Their hilarious interaction with her shoulder, her drugged up wanting to sing soft kitty, and them tripping balls in the desert is just comedy gold.

[@reginasuangco8563]

"please pass the butter" the most iconic lines of amy 😍😍😍😍

[@glennjohnson5252]

What about: "I don't object to the concept of a diety; I'm baffled by one that takes attendance."

[@besttiktokJA876]

I pray who read this will become a millionaire 🙏

[@mikeregester25]

Wouldn’t #1 count as one of Sheldon’s catchphrases? He can have more than one and that’s a frequent flyer.

[@cwbybri]

Exactly. When they said “various episodes”, that was a clue that Ms Mojo was breaking their own rule.

[@nataliarobinson5671]

I like the one where Penny helps Sheldon "solve" string theory and tells Leonard and Amy about knots

[@susanlewis0611]

I love "Your Ken can kiss my Barbie " But from the same episode is Leonard's "The guy is one accident away from being a super villain " and Penny's "It's junior rodeo on "

[@JamesMilly-v3z]

Hello , how are you doing over there?

[@precious_muse]

One of my favorites is Sheldon’s bewailing, “Oh, the Humanities!” It’s one of the few shout-outs my field of study got. And the quote I probably quote the most is from Stewart, “It’s a little wrong to say a tomato is a vegetable; it’s very wrong to say it’s a suspension bridge.”

[@Margo-oj5yc]

Love that Stewart quote so much

[@paradoxx9382]

I'm a princess and this is my tiara!

[@gwilliams5901]

One of my faves was when the girls were arguing about comic books and Penny asks; “how is Red Hulk worthy” and Bernadette’s reaction was hilarious!

[@sophiegibson9779]

You don’t know his life 😂

[@Songs-lr4wt]

This show has given such a immense impact on my live and lives on millions, who felt a bit different. This is one of the reasons why I'm doing Phd, because this show (and it's actor like Dr. Mayim), made academia cool for me as teenager. This show wasn't making fun of weight, or looks, or being Sheldon. It was a celebration of being different, weird and nerd.

[@Snipergollum]

My favorite Sheldon quote is "people cry because they are sad. For instance, I cry because people are stupid and that makes me sad."

[@caitlinweiss9995]

One of my favorites is when Amy gets her tiara....she’s ranting about Sheldon getting jewelry, then he opens it and all of a sudden OHHHH ITS A TIARA! Ohh I’ve got a tiara!!” 😂😂😂😂

[@Khous-yg1ur]

I love the please pass the butter scene, it is the absolute best and most relatable scene for those of us that have significant others that game 🤣😂 Love TBBT, its literally comfort food for your eyes and brain

[@cathierockey5123]

It's nice to see, or maybe it's sad, that I am not alone in this. Lol I'm totally not guilty of doing this?!!!

[@craigbaker6970]

Lol I love when Howard says" like what walla walla wolowits "

[@daverhoden445]

There's is one Penny line left off the list. "Sheldon, sing Soft Kitty for me."

[@jessicaswinbourn.320]

I think my favourite Amy quote is, "Oh my God, its a tiara!" She says this when Sheldon tries to win her over with a present. I love how Amy forces Penny to put it on her.

[@amydubuque2894]

Mine too!!!

[@edwardcook2973]

My favorite scene was when Sheldon was trying to learn how to drive, when he asks if the car simulator has air bags, how will I know, and Penny replies, "I'll hit you in the face with a pillow". Then when he wrecks the simulator, she actually does hit him in the face with a pillow.

[@joshroe4993]

Howard:There’s an old saying that we have in juggling. Bernadette:Is it “I’m going to die alone”? That’s one of my favs

[@jodij6280]

My favorite Howard quote is when he's telling Sheldon 'no' in several languages. Being a computer languages major in college, when he says, "01101101001...," I almost died.

[@jessicaseitelman5875]

Leonard: They're gonna get beat up at that club. Penny: They're gonna get beat up at Walgreen's. That is just one of many classic lines IMO.

[@davidmontroy3408]

"Does it feel like an arm?" "Then maybe you should let it go".

[@susanlewis0611]

And later in that episode there is: "Episodes of sub-psychotic rage...possible terrets...

[@kimkaykae]

Sheldon to Penny: "I possess the DNA of Leonard Nimoy?!!" 🤣

[@chloeeng6811]

I love how he delivered that line

[@kimkaykae]

@@chloeeng6811 That's my fave ep! 😂

[@VigoJ]

Bernadette: "Is it maybe because like Sheldon's work your sex life is also theoretical?" HOW WAS THIS NOT IN THE VIDEO?!

[@SheldonCooper2023]

Amy: Are you saying you want to spank me? The delivery of that line... hilarious. They had to do this scene in a few takes because of the laughing. The bloopers for this - hahaha 😆

[@dinox4250]

During the scavenger hunt episode, Amy and Howard are teamed up. When they reach the comic book store, she exclaims, "It's not a ruse to make fun of me!!! It's a real game and I'm winning it!!!" My favorite quote.

[@elduderino73]

Because it's hard, if it was easy it would be called THERES Waldo!

[@newageBoundhippie]

it's occurred to me after seeing the dancing bit again that Sheldon's so full of himself he thinks every possible doppelganger/variant across the multiverse would be an exact copy of himself...you just know there's a reality in the multiverse where he's "normal" and Missy is the genius

[@newageBoundhippie]

@Christopher Bingham I somehow forgot about that gag....

[@heathern6737]

"My, my! The plot like my gravy thickens!" I've actually used that line many many times. 🤣

[@johnkennedy5721]

That last one had one of my favorite lines from Sheldon's mother, "I knew I should have gotten a second opinion."

[@kaylenejantjes8113]

The thumbnail reminded me of that great moment that I had on replay!! PLEASE 👏🏼 PASS 👏🏼 THE BUTTER 👏🏼 😂❤️

[@Jay-Zech]

“Uh-wuh! Did you take a marijuana?!?!” Has to be one of the best!🤣🤣🤣

[@argenies1b]

What about Sheldon to Zack: LITERALLY A MILLION YEARS????? That might be my favorite one!!

[@BARAAGAMER_YT]

You're creative keep going✨✨✨✨✨.. Sender: your brother (Baraa) from Palestine 🇵🇸🇺🇲

[@suzannemenuet947]

"Please pass the butter!" Should have been #1

[@Lord_Skeptic]

We will be excluding catchphrases. Number 1. A catchphrase.

[@Wargatron]

I really hope Stuart knows how much we love him

[@nancygonzalezgarcia8701]

WHY? WHY? WHY? Oh, that’s why

[@lolariver]

Leonard sleeps while Sheldon plays the bongos!!

[@chelseacanales8763]

It’s funny how Howard wanted the other astronauts to call him rocket man, but because he’s mother ask him if he wanted FRUITLOOPS FOR BREAKFAST, they called him fruit loops.

[@-b8683]

You’ve just explained the joke lol…..?

[@billc5378]

When Sheldon breaks with his Grinch persona and is overcome with emotion from the napkin gift and showers Penny with all his gift baskets and then hugs her. Then shocked Penny telling Leonard Sheldon's hugging her. That and the line that he realizes he can grow his own Spock from the dna! Also Sheldon's battle with the bluejay that eventually makes it into the apartment and lands on his spot.

[@TakatofanAgain]

I understand why they left out Bazinga, but Sheldon in the ball pit is hands down the funniest moment in the show. Followed by "Please pass the butter!!!!" and.... I don't know why, but I find Sheldon playing the bongos hilarious. (Moreso because WHY is he playing the bongos, and, the song hes singing.)

[@dimidrugg9592]

Penny: "I don't care who he was." Sheldon: corrects her through singing (I don't remember the exact line) 🤣

[@donnadrane4977]

What about when Penny got Sheldon drunk before an award and he moons the audience! Here’s Uranus!

[@SusanMihalic--Writer]

“Penny forgot to use the subjunctive!”

[@tmntfangirl6898]

Surprised none of them were from Mrs. Wolowitz. She was hilarious!

[@amberhackley7099]

Excuse me, Mister Grownup 😂

[@audreytheausllyologist502]

Can we all just agreed Penny carried Big Bang Theory on her back? She always had the best one liners and comedic timing and she was a mood.

[@bubblegum8959]

Nah Amy saved the show when came in, if anyone carried the show it was her

[@dimidrugg9592]

Sheldon disagrees. No one would have watched the show without him.

[@millerhxc]

We have seen Sheldon dance on a few occasions, though...

[@trevonpernell0814]

1:53 PLEASE PASS THE BUTTER! 5:44 Easy there, cowgirl. 11:27 "Woman, you are playing with forces beyond your kin!"

[@rolandojr.baisac224]

What about “never have never hasn’t never have had hasn’t” haha

[@SimpleHunts]

"YOU HAD ONE JOB!" ....wasn't one the list? Seriously? It should've been #1 with a capital #. Sorry MsMojo...although I'm completely addicted and will continue to gorge on your content, even Sheldon, with his limited social capabilities would've seen that this is one of the best lines of the show.

[@Mpl554]

“Please! Pass! The Butter!” Is my favorite

[@ArtsyChick24]

Bummed that the bongo bit didn’t make it on here

[@kenvo343]

no, I disagree. the best moment was how Raj and Howard reacted when they realized what they had done, introducing Amy to Sheldon. The look on their faces were pure terror.

[@ryanlftwflex]

The scavenger vortex. After being teased about carrying a bowling ball around in his backpack, they arrive at a bowling alley and he pulls it out of his backpack. MY BRAIN IS BETTER THAN EVERYBODY’S

[@halhortonsworld5870]

I cannot believe that nothing about him possessing Leonard Nimoy's DNA made this list.

[@GrandmaLoves2Scuba]

My favorite scene ever is when Amy gets her Tiara. I die every time I see it.

[@endorphinzz]

Penny: "Not knowing is part of the fun." Sheldon: " 'Not knowing is part of the fun'--was that the motto of your community college?" Mrs. Cooper: "A good Christian would have forgiven her. Of course, a good Texan would have shot her, so..." Mrs. Coop[er: "Tall, TALL girl--could hunt geese with a rake." Actually now that I think about it, the MsMojo list kinda sucks lol...

[@chightower1989]

For me it's Penny: "Well your Ken can kiss my Barbie."☠😂🤣😅

[@kenlucena18]

whre is the Tiara scene?

[@dimidrugg9592]

What about "I don't need sleep, I need answers" which is also a meme? Though I could name plenty of Sheldon's lines which I relate to. Also my favourite Amy lines: "Whenever I'm around Sheldon, I feel like my loins are on fire." and "Have I ever told you that you look like a sexy praying mantis?"

[@tomhenderson4484]

When Bernet said an Harp thing and wool thing or wild thing and when Amy said let's get me waxed

[@michaelmclean3394]

I thought you said there was going to be no catchphrases on this list. I’m not crazy my mother had me tested. It’s just as much of a catchphrase as Bazinga! If it’s on a T-shirt it’s a catchphrase.

[@darkhandguy]

My faves are both from Bernadette. When she tells Amy the truth about who towed her car..."The tow truck didn't scratch your car." "CAUSE I DID IT." and when the girls are debating who's worthy to lift Thor's hammer. "YOU DON'T KNOW HIS LIFE!" Those lines get me everytime.

[@niceguy169]

I ALWAYS just love the delivery of "YOU DON'T KNOW HIS LIFE!!", gets me every time!

[@cathierockey5123]

I feel your number one broke your rule of "no catch phrases" since "I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested" is on t-shirts.

[@JamesMilly-v3z]

Hello , how are you doing over there?

[@alecvenom4311]

1:53

[@ericnewman2727]

it can't be the top 10 without any from Mrs. Cooper, Sheldon's mom

[@joshroe4993]

Most epic line: “You may have gone to Cambridge, but I’m an honorary graduate of Starfleet Academy” Absolutely destroyed Priya in that scene

[@Cyb3rM1nd]

Describing everything before showing it just ruins things. Introduce, set a bit of context if needed, show clip, make comment, move to next. Why is that hard?

[@lovingmayberry307]

Would've been so much funnier if you would've just shown the clip instead of NARRATING OVER IT!!!

[@SirChaosS]

My favorite quote is, "I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested." which I often paraphrase with, "I'm not crazy! The Navy had me tested." Though in Sheldon's case I would say it qualifies as a catchphrase

[@davidarcus5131]

Penny's line "Well, your ken can kiss my Barbie" is funny, not only for misunderstanding what is meant by "ken," but also because she mixes up who's ken Sheldon is referring to. It would be more logical if she'd said, "My ken can kiss your Barbie," but what penny comes up with is pretty hilarious as is.

[@sameerquazi2626]

"After Sheldon Cooper" by Rajesh Koothrapalli, and "Because I did it" by Bernie are my fav

[@luedanger561]

I use a TBBT quote all the time with my sister. When she wants to be nosey and asks what's in my hands I always answer "It's a tiara" 😆

[@seasonsstarsstudios]

That Thanksgiving episode made me laugh so hard from beginning to end! Seriously, I almost fainted when that episode aired from how funny it is. It’s still my favorite episode of TBBT to this day.

[@Kenneth-dt5xb]

I would have added Raj's rant about having game night with his friends being interrupted by the girls. "Even when I do I'll still be the guy who got a girlfriend after Sheldon Cooper!"

[@jayvee4907]

Too much introductory talking..just make the countdown and let the scenes played them out.

[@Yue_Angel]

I think I read about a hundred of these comments but I don’t remember a single person saying anything about Leonard finally getting to slap the poop out of Sheldon! Hands down, funniest moment in The Big Bang Theory. I know it’s not a quote but the slap and the end of Sheldon saying “How do we know we are not dreaming?” just made it perfect.

[@tracelaineg2223]

Leonard: "No one has earned it more than me!"

[@crazedelf7832]

I’m sorry but where is ‘gravity thou out a heartless bitch’

[@acgearsandarms1343]

The “I’m saying believe in magic you Muggle.” Was a good line. That was hilarious.

[@GMDII]

the narration just kills the clip.. why explain it just show the clip.

[@salserio6727]

They missed the one when Sheldon was helping Penny get dressed after she slipped and fell in the tub.

[@mufi101]

can I watch the scenes without interruption, commentary is fine but still......

[@katetooke3120]

I love Mary cooper. "Its OK to be smarter than everybody, but its not ok to go around pointing it out! Because people don't like it!

[@twiceborn_by_grace]

Me and my mom are fans of the show, so whenever she calls me, I’ll answer by saying, “what’s up, buttercup?”

[@caroleknappsmith9010]

My favorite scene has always been "Pass the Butter" scene. I love this reminder. Thank you.