MSSP - Bedtime Stories: Napoleon and his dad

[@lvjkb7026]

"Chick in the woods? That's still fair game"

[@MsGavbo]

Shane actually knows a lot about European and US History

[@Dinckelburg]

A history degree will do that to a guy

[@BanilyaGorilya]

Bachelors in History, Westchester PA

[@TheTyke]

So much of this is wrong that it's painful.

[@AK-74K]

@@TheTyke Enlighten us

[@ajroig4901]

Clip shaman always on time for my drive home

[@DevfromTexas]

WWI being called “the war to end all wars” reminds me of the Bill Wurtz World History video. “It’s going to be a Great War, so great we won’t even need a second one.”

[@davidbenoit4145]

I now smoke a joint and listen to shane gillis bedtime stories before I go to bed 👏🏾

[@hulicesfelix4892]

Same brother🤝🏼

[@artseosamhogriobhta]

Yeah give yourself a round of applause. you've definitely earned it

[@GR-od1tp]

Same, I'm homeless so I spend all day walking the streets picking up pre rolls, I'm in a legal state where they cost like 2 or 3$ so people will regularly toss one after smoking 2/3s or 3/4s of it. I collect close to 1 gram most days, then smoke it at night while listening to this pod and TAFS on the bus bench i sleep on, it's a good life

[@TripleXMango]

Goya is a wild story in and of himself. I saw a gallery of his work in Madrid, organized in chronological order. Bro painted battle scenes and royal portraits, idk what you would call his style but it was all very neat and photographic almost, and as his life went on it got more and more abstract and expressionist. The royal family lost interest in his works and he stopped being commissioned by them. He eventually boarded himself up in his home and began painting these insane twisted murals on the walls inside his home. He never intended them to be seen by anyone, but they were carefully removed from the walls and put on display. The gallery begins some colourful depictions of large battles in green rolling plains, and the final painting is at the opposite end, where the lighting is much dimmer. It’s titled “Saturn devouring his Son” and depicts one of the Greek titans eating his child. It is absolutely chilling.

[@aliofly]

Bonaparte brought devastation to an entire continent and Goya’s art reflects that

[@greenpilltheory6649]

Now wait just a fuckin' minute, Shane can read?

[@tw4898]

He mainly reads about candy and legos. Sometimes we can slip in a real book.

[@antonlifer4449]

Yeah that dawg is somewhat educated.

[@LiterallyGod]

Napoleon: statistically the most successful general of all time Napoleon’s dad: “the man in battles”

[@Cbuttle1]

Ever heard of a guy named Alexander the Great? Napoleon a bitch

[@LiterallyGod]

@@Cbuttle1 Napoleon has won 50 more battles than alexander and Napoleon had to fight real armies unlike alexander vs a bunch of babylonians with sticks

[@n-wordheelflips2648]

@@Cbuttle1 Napoleon's dad cucked Alexander the gay

[@421less1]

@@LiterallyGod he also lost alot more than alexander. Because alexander was undefeated. Calling The achaemenid persians "babylonians with sticks" just tells me you need to read some history books. They ruled the Babylonians you fucking idiot. On his great eastern campaign alexander was outnumbered in every battle he fought and a world way from being able to get reinforcements. Then he wiped out the biggest empire in the world, and conquered 2/3 of the world as it was known to him, and his territory still dwarfs imperial France at its xenith. Napolean had 28 marshalls that he split his army amongst and he delegated a ton. Each of those 28 marshalls is worth a read in their own right, one of them became the king of sweeden. Alexander fought every battle from the front, on the right flank cavalry who were the main killing force of his army. Napolean led from so far back he got fat. Napolean is a badass general but you have to understand. Its a competition for second place after alexander the great. Hes not even my favourite one, but his accomplishments in battle dwarf anyone else's. He had conquered all of greece at the age that napolean was promoted a general. He was literally the measuring stick great generals were measured up to.

[@pauliewalnuts2527]

​@@LiterallyGod napoleon lost in the end. alexander would've kept going if he had the medicines Napoleon did.

[@fourgoose3878]

"They were gay"

[@KyroOuttaSpace]

Best fucking podcast ever Shane watching people die everyday and Matt watching tgirls

[@Tucker_Gnarlson]

Tgirls and titty gifs

[@ROFO79]

So that’s why Napoleon was called “bone-apart”

[@fletchermoore5428]

Am I stupid or did shane just talk all this shit about how great these books were and never tell you what the fucking books are called or who wrote them?

[@antonlifer4449]

Ive never heard him reference them. That Dawg don't was his pesants educated.

[@Scottpilgrim1802]

Just google total war napoleon book…. Not that hard

[@fletchermoore5428]

@@Scottpilgrim1802 Total War napoleon is a video game and I'm not sifting through hundreds of books on napoleon and the napoleanic wars to MAYBE read the one Shane's talking about. Take your fake smarty pants ass on somewhere. It's not that hard.

[@ChairManOfTheBooored]

@@fletchermoore5428I was curious and someone has already answered. - The First Total War by David Bell. And I’m not a fan of people with non answers either but googling total war Napoleon book brings up The First Total War right away. I am still confused those, he keeps saying books. I wonder if he means books by David Bell.

[@ethanskelton9695]

@@fletchermoore5428brother a quick search will infact prove your comment is false. There is a video game as well as book that has thing to do with it. Also the Patreon he says it’s that book.

[@jacksonwinters9659]

Napoleon died on Devils Island so it started and ended with the Devil

[@eddiemoran8044]

Napoleon died on the island of Saint Helena

[@jjlynchee961]

During the French Revolution the Prussians and austrians monarchies started to get worried about the ideas coming from france so they moved against them. The French responded by mobilizing as much of the population as possible for the army, the levée en masse. It started 20 years of bloodshed that end with napoleon in exile

[@bennoisms]

Napoleon was truly the most successful incel of all time, before he got a bbg he use to write about jumping out infront of carriages and shit look it up it’s wild.

[@aliofly]

Oppenheimer up there too

[@bigpictureguys8415]

Storm of Steel written by a WWI German soldier describes how stoked they were to go to war for glory. Turned out not be what they expected at all.

[@Kaizoku_apex]

Napoleon exhibits Supreme sigma male energy

[@kampkamp4577]

What book is this?

[@ojsama69]

You ever found out ?

[@BigFarts0]

About time bro. I needed this 🤌🤌

[@theskycavedin]

Napolean's dad was Italian

[@juwebles4352]

corsican*

[@JC-lc5fo]

Anybody know the ep where Shane whispers in the mic about using "im gonna cut your head off" as a funny threat. I couldn't find it relistening to old eps.

[@oshaughnessyrof5201]

War is a racket

[@RobertsonIsland]

This is untrue lmao

[@Vicegrips11]

Peepop is clip GOAT

[@deathgripsisokay47]

Good picture

[@jamesd4569]

“They were gay” 😂🤣🤣

[@d4niel711]

what is the book called?

[@IzaakCha7]

What is the book called???

[@diodorussiculus2186]

what episode is this from?

[@VoodooToad]

Does anyone know the books shane is talking about?

[@GerardPerry]

Sounds like Shane is an Hoppean.

[@jameslucena1020]

2 dads. Dayummm

[@lCurbstomp]

Took her to Paris to see the eiffel tower in Paris. *high five*

[@quietsloop3980]

Book title?

[@ethanskelton9695]

Anyone know what book Shane’s talking about?

[@scarfacejosh123]

A quick wikipedia look up would show that almost everything he says about Napoleon's family is completely wrong.

[@StanStacks]

French invented the beej as well. Shout out Frence

[@joconn19]

What’s the name of the book?

[@jamesjasper465]

I also want to know

[@nothanks3980]

i think it's "the first total war" by david a bell

[@ChairManOfTheBooored]

@@nothanks3980🙌🙌. Anybody got any clue what he means by books? He kept saying excited about these books. Wonder if it’s just books by David Bell.

[@Ellron23]

History corner

[@Brandonthesnifferofall]

Yeeesss

[@hometownhero2500]

We don’t hate war. We’ve supplemented it. We “killed that interview”, or “destroyed this or that” it’s how we cope with the fact that it’s “wrong” for us to kill when we’ve been doing it expertly for millennia

[@jacksoncothren5831]

The objective of war isn't as simple as killing the enemy. Contrary to popular belief soldiers don't like killing or dying, the best battle is won without any casualties. Unfortunately we have gotten very proficient at killing. However that too is in order to not have to fight a war through a show of strength.

[@sabresbest]

Devil’s Triangle = anti christ creation. Makes sense. Math checks out

[@countdripula5774]

Napoleon wud lead his armies and anytime he was leading they won. He wasn't a bad guy they always they say he is but during that time it was kings monarchs. Monarchy is basically a religious dictatorship Napoleon was bringing democracy and all the kings of Europe saw him as a threat and declared war on him. How he took over was he was the leader of the army and surrounded the royals the king of France and made them sign over the country

[@aliofly]

Basically nothing you said here is correct

[@devons6455]

The pods when they had nothing and continue to have nothing is so interesting bc they're just talking about their interests and what they are doing to avoid the despair of trying to sustain a comedy career

[@vasilijedovijanic3925]

Yeah yeah yeah...they were gay

[@Mistadoblina76]

Stop stealing valor

[@roccodimiccio5199]

hes completely wrong

[@soicybunny]

i am related to napoleon according to dna institute that is CRI genetics. also related to Empress Maria Theresa and Queen Victoria. no idea how they all connect but my mRNA results apparently match theirs…and Dr Oz’s 🫤🥴💀

[@UFC_Buffalo]

Lol because all the royals are related. Always have been.

[@VECtehSEC]

Lol none of this is remotely true