MST3K: Hercules Unchained - Wake Up Hercules

[@steealconwyrick1999]

“I’m so sleepy, I can’t seem to keep awake.” That’d be the definition of sleepy!

[@zebnolsen]

"That's who he SAID he was!" gets me every time.

[@Anynom]

"He always sees the bright side in everything." This guy and Tolberone would get along great.

[@ThatJohnKillion1970]

Peak MST3K material. A few of these movies fall into DEEP HURTING!!!

[@marktloy4740]

"He's wearing a bath mat!" LOL

[@SNESdrunk]

Not a proper Hercules movie unless he's sleeping

[@paulhammons7077]

Good to know you are a fan. They tried to kill him with the forklift.. but in this case SLEEP!

[@clibinarium]

Hey, so I wasn't crazy when I heard _Stand back! -Acting!_ in the Mega Man stream.

[@MrDevinmitchell]

SNES drunk proves to be a man of great taste!

[@AmyLSacks]

...around. Thank you! I'll be here all week. Enjoy the veal!

[@jomon723]

I loved that part of the Movie, RIP Steve Reeves

[@Nightweaver1]

"Is that a half nelson or a full nelson?" I think that's a Mike Nelson actually. Definitely one of the best Joel episodes.

[@RialVestro]

This is the worst Hercules ever. "Wake us someone is threatening to kill us!" "Na, would rather sleep." "Hey I'm going to steal your wife!" "Take her, I'm sleepy." "I won't let you sleep!" "Fine, I'm up!" Seriously the only way to get this guy to do anything is to threaten his nap time.

[@AmyLSacks]

Canonically, I think the guy ran through wives and children like they were Skittles.

[@RialVestro]

@@AmyLSacks Well he also outlived most of his wives since he's a Demi-God.

[@ravensthatflywiththenightm7319]

"Aww thanks Hercu-Wuss!"

[@AmyLSacks]

"Thanks, Friend! I haven't showered since Zeus was a pup!!"

[@gl15col]

He "likes her very much" huh? As much as Japanese kids love boot blacking? I think not. And Herc needs a CPAP, he's sleepy all the time...

[@TheHatGuyofHere]

They like it very much.

[@OldMovieRob]

Rondo Hatton!

[@ClayLoomis1958]

No, just an incredible facsimile. That's Primo Carnera, in his final film role, and Rondo died about 12 years before this movie came out.

[@Anynom]

"He makes Andre the Giant look like Paul Newman."

[@ClayLoomis1958]

@@Anynom Well, Primo was only 6'6", but he _was_ the World Heavyweight Boxing Champion for a year, back in the 1930's. By the time this movie came out, his physique had given up to gravity a bit.

[@Endocrom]

I always remember this scene and it's counterpart on Hercules The Legendary Journeys, that version of Antaeus was a big ol' tree and rock golem.

[@jimcarpenter965]

Earlier in the movie: Put this in the box marked “garage sale”

[@theboombody]

MST3K is such a good show, even episodes like this one that have me laughing all the way through STILL don't make my top 50.

[@laurallewien2165]

Boy chiropractic adjustments were a beast back then huh?

[@EngineeringVignettes]

"But one day you will have to pass through my valley again!" Huh, is that what the kids are calling it these days.

[@ObiWanBillKenobi]

Just wait until he eats his spinach! 🥬

[@ilikemorestuff]

Back when hairstyles were whatever you woke up with *sigh*

[@tonyarichards5430]

None shall pass!

[@Jagerbomber]

I Like Her Very Much.

[@jeffreyriley8742]

I have a big soft spot for this movie. I like it without the riffing.

[@spurgear]

Seek help

[@randybob275]

"I like her very much"

[@Billinois78]

I'm so something I can't seem to keep something.

[@cllewis1]

I'm so sleepy I can barely keep awake!

[@m10538]

Lucy flipped Mr. Mooney?! 😨

[@MichaelBonnardi]

"I ... wouldn't do that"

[@recondoc65]

Sodium!

[@pyredynasty]

grab a brush and put a little makeup Hercules hide the scars to fade away the shakeup Hercules why'd you leave the keys up on the table Hercules here you go create another fable Hercules

[@jennifer9047]

I _can't_ be the ONLY one that got this reference, can I? COME ON, people!!!

[@asareubenwallace4032]

Wham

[@dsloop3907]

I am now 75% brain damaged......

[@flashesofblack4128]

In this movie Hercules seems like Dollar store strong man with mediocre strength. I real Hercules would throw his opponent into orbit around the earth!