How Speedrunners Beat Portal Without the Portal Gun

[@JTBJacksdeadasschannel]

Imagine being GLaDOS and watching Chell defy the laws of everything without even touching the prized portal gun.

[@Awesomeness-iz3dh]

Trying so hard to test the damn portals and she just refuses to do so.

[@Rockethead293]

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING? HOW ARE YOU DOING THAT? THIS WASN'T SUPPOSSED TO HAPPEN! WHAT! HOW!"

[@kikosawa]

aaaaaaaah! what are you doing? hold on, i might have a glitch in my observation matrix...

[@Seraphim262]

I don't think she would be upset. Doing science is what she craves, not having people do the puzzels the intended way.

[@lukemimnagh2594]

“Chell… not again ffs

[@lunaraurora8308]

I love the fact that the physics can be so serious at times that blocking the door with an object actually works

[@piotr4198]

It would be so awesome if GLaDOS acknowledges it too, since that seems like a very realistic tactic people would actually use.

[@Bluutuber]

@@piotr4198 There is at least one chamber where you can legitimately jam a cube in a door, pass through the door then throw it back into the previous room, causing yourself to become completely stuck. GLaDOS will congratulate you on dooming yourself before then opening the door and letting you go back.

[@finlandjourney6065]

That's what's delaying the release of Star Citizen ;) Cos with such serious physics they've implemented it creates tons of loopholes for people to abuse. It's an endless mess.

[@nos17]

@@finlandjourney6065 lmao suuure

[@kompatybilijny9348]

I will tell you more - in TF2, a door can get stuck on a Demoman's Pipe grenade, if timed perfectly. Then the door closes, once the grenade explodes. I've seen it in one youtube video.

[@RipleySawzen]

"Portals are magical witchcraft of the devil. I'm not going to go through one." _phase shifts through wall_

[@yuukoyuukoi476]

based haruhi pfp

[@RipleySawzen]

@@yuukoyuukoi476 Only 0.36% more charming than Konata!

[@yuukoyuukoi476]

@@RipleySawzen what about Konatas Haruhi cosplay

[@RipleySawzen]

@@yuukoyuukoi476 Divine

[@yuukoyuukoi476]

@@RipleySawzen yes absolutely

[@WMA_TKD]

GLaDOS needs a new line at the start. "Please, refrain from getting too smart as you complete the tests. Please remain inside the testing chamber at all times during the tests."

[@DarkNexarius]

"Exiting the text chamber during the duration of the test is not permitted, please return to the test chamber to continue testing."

[@theendeeminer21]

"Please, respect all known laws of physics".

[@TusharDeb]

Why did I hear the voice of GLaDOS while reading all this

[@Aaa-vp6ug]

@@TusharDeband Cave’s too

[@trikolo]

​​@@Aaa-vp6ugSo, respect the laws of physics war hero, olympian and or astronaut. You do not want earth collapsing on itself. And I don't want to fill out the paperwork that that will cause. The lab boys told me to not tell you to not break the laws of physics because that will encourage you to break them. They're now searching for new jobs because I'm Cave Johnson and I say what I want to!

[@TheBimGreaper]

This is the video game equivalent of drawing a line around the maze

[@LG1ikLx]

Or drawing a straight line through the maze walls to the end 😂

[@szczesciar]

or putting a bent object over the maze (without touching the maze walls) from the start to finish

[@Brahvim]

...Or folding the paper to join the maze's start and end.

[@kingkosher6231]

Players now: "This cake is STILL a lie" 15 years later: "There is in fact a cake and I got it"

[@rodney_jaspers]

top comment pls

[@The-existent]

yes

[@Koopinator]

Players found out how to get the cake at least as far back as 2010. Look up "Portal cake room".

[@TheConservativesrock]

There is a cake and I already reached it in as soon as news broke on how

[@Blueberryyymuffin]

Isnt the ending an actual cake?

[@fnzzygoesfast]

Little correction. It was known that 14 Portals was the limit 5 minutes after we revealed the 15 portal "Least Portals" run. Me and Jukspa have tried to clip through the fan in e01 but couldn't get it after an hour of slamming our face against objects, so we didn't try further since the run was almost complete at that point. I did a live reveal on my Twitch channel and mentioned our failure, and then XeiZ went ingame and found a way to do it 5 minutes after the run was over. No one cared enough to re-do it, so that info has been somewhat lost to time apparently.

[@grasz]

Mad lad~

[@vracaze]

Neerd

[@ezioboiz-ieatchildren-]

Uh

[@romitsu968]

Repent of your sins and believe on Adonai Jesus Christ, believe in your heart that He has died for sins and rose from the tomb on the third day and let the Holy Spirit within you, and you shall be saved. - Jesus the Christ loves you, praise YHWH our Elohim - Evidence for Jesus Christ’s existence, crucifixion, and disappearance from the tomb (He rose from it): The Lord Jesus Christ did exist, gathered disciples, and was crucified and went missing from the tomb. To argue about wether He was taken from the grave or rose from it, is an argument a skeptic can make. Because well if you disregard the eye witness testimony of the disciples and there willingness to die for Christ, and humans won’t die for something they know is a lie, when Peter is pinned upside down to that cross, he could have said that it was a fake, but He didn’t because it wasn’t, what care would he have about death in this world if he knew for a fact he had assurance of a life in another, Jesus Christ did rise from the tomb and is the King of Kings and Lord of Lords. Now the evidence for the Lord Jesus Christ’s existence really isn’t hard to find a multitude of non-Christian scholars and historians mention Him within 150 years after the time of His life. One such is Tacitus a Roman historian who reported on emperor nero’s decision to blame the Christians for the fire that had destroyed rome in 64 AD. Tacitus wrote: “Nero fastened the guilt ... on a class hated for their abominations, called Christians by the populace. Christus, from whom the name had its origin, suffered the extreme penalty during the reign of Tiberius at the hands of ... Pontius Pilatus, and a most mischievous superstition, thus checked for the moment, again broke out not only in Judaea, the first source of the evil, but even in Rome…” In this Tacitus makes reference to not only Christians, but Christ calling Him Christus and confirming the Gospels going on to say that He suffered the extreme penalty (crucifixion) under the reign of Tiberius and by the sentence of Pontius Pilate, which like I said confirms the Gospels narrative. Another important source of evidence about Jesus and early Christianity can be found in the letters of Pliny the Younger to Emperor Trajan. Pliny was the Roman governor of Bithynia in Asia Minor. In one of his letters, dated around A.D. 112, he asks Trajan's advice about the appropriate way to conduct legal proceedings against those accused of being Christians. Pliny says that he needed to consult the emperor about this issue because a great multitude of every age, class, and sex stood accused of Christianity. At one point in his letter, Pliny relates some of the information he has learned about these Christians: “They were in the habit of meeting on a certain fixed day before it was light, when they sang in alternate verses a hymn to Christ, as to a god, and bound themselves by a solemn oath, not to any wicked deeds, but never to commit any fraud, theft or adultery, never to falsify their word, nor deny a trust when they should be called upon to deliver it up; after which it was their custom to separate, and then reassemble to partake of food - but food of an ordinary and innocent kind.” This passage provides a number of interesting insights into the beliefs and practices of early Christians. First, we see that Christians regularly met on a certain fixed day for worship. Second, their worship was directed to Christ, demonstrating that they firmly believed in His divinity. Furthermore, one scholar interprets Pliny's statement that hymns were sung to Christ, "as to a god", as a reference to the rather distinctive fact that, "unlike other gods who were worshipped, Christ was a person who had lived on earth." If this interpretation is correct, Pliny understood that Christians were worshipping an actual historical person as God! Of course, this agrees perfectly with the New Testament doctrine that Jesus was both God and man. You may have heard of the scholar Flavius Josephus who mentioned James as being the brother of the Lord Jesus Christ, which matches what Paul said calling James “The Lord’s brother” and there is another document that Josephus may have written which goes: “About this time there lived Jesus, a wise man, if indeed one ought to call him a man. For he ... wrought surprising feats.... He was the Christ. When Pilate ...condemned him to be crucified, those who had . . . come to love him did not give up their affection for him. On the third day he appeared ... restored to life.... And the tribe of Christians ... has ... not disappeared.” Now it’s up to debate wether this is the entirely original document of what Josephus wrote, or if a Christian had edited it. But regardless he wrote about the Lord Jesus Christ. Wether it was negative or positive like the possible document is. Anyways there are many other statements, documents, letters, and writings of all sorts from the ancient world talking about the Lord Jesus Christ and there is not one question if He was a real person or if He was crucified and went missing from the grave. That is clear as day, He is a real person, was crucified, and went missing from the grave. And He did rise from the grave. And for more evidence of the Lord Jesus Christ, there’s the Bible and you see there is no evidence the Bible is corrupted, a lie, created by the Roman government, folktale. It is the recount of the Disciples of the Lord Jesus Christ, now wether you want to believe it is up to you. And what profit was there in spreading Christianity, All the early Christian suffered persecution, beatings, and were killed. Another Scholar reported that James the Lord’s Brother was thrown off a building and then stoned to death for spreading the Gospel in Jerusalem. These people went to great lengths even giving their own lives for the Adon Jesus the Christ.

[@romitsu968]

@@grasz Repent of your sins and believe on Adonai Jesus Christ, believe in your heart that He has died for sins and rose from the tomb on the third day and let the Holy Spirit within you, and you shall be saved. - Jesus the Christ loves you, praise YHWH our Elohim - Evidence for Jesus Christ’s existence, crucifixion, and disappearance from the tomb (He rose from it): The Lord Jesus Christ did exist, gathered disciples, and was crucified and went missing from the tomb. To argue about wether He was taken from the grave or rose from it, is an argument a skeptic can make. Because well if you disregard the eye witness testimony of the disciples and there willingness to die for Christ, and humans won’t die for something they know is a lie, when Peter is pinned upside down to that cross, he could have said that it was a fake, but He didn’t because it wasn’t, what care would he have about death in this world if he knew for a fact he had assurance of a life in another, Jesus Christ did rise from the tomb and is the King of Kings and Lord of Lords. Now the evidence for the Lord Jesus Christ’s existence really isn’t hard to find a multitude of non-Christian scholars and historians mention Him within 150 years after the time of His life. One such is Tacitus a Roman historian who reported on emperor nero’s decision to blame the Christians for the fire that had destroyed rome in 64 AD. Tacitus wrote: “Nero fastened the guilt ... on a class hated for their abominations, called Christians by the populace. Christus, from whom the name had its origin, suffered the extreme penalty during the reign of Tiberius at the hands of ... Pontius Pilatus, and a most mischievous superstition, thus checked for the moment, again broke out not only in Judaea, the first source of the evil, but even in Rome…” In this Tacitus makes reference to not only Christians, but Christ calling Him Christus and confirming the Gospels going on to say that He suffered the extreme penalty (crucifixion) under the reign of Tiberius and by the sentence of Pontius Pilate, which like I said confirms the Gospels narrative. Another important source of evidence about Jesus and early Christianity can be found in the letters of Pliny the Younger to Emperor Trajan. Pliny was the Roman governor of Bithynia in Asia Minor. In one of his letters, dated around A.D. 112, he asks Trajan's advice about the appropriate way to conduct legal proceedings against those accused of being Christians. Pliny says that he needed to consult the emperor about this issue because a great multitude of every age, class, and sex stood accused of Christianity. At one point in his letter, Pliny relates some of the information he has learned about these Christians: “They were in the habit of meeting on a certain fixed day before it was light, when they sang in alternate verses a hymn to Christ, as to a god, and bound themselves by a solemn oath, not to any wicked deeds, but never to commit any fraud, theft or adultery, never to falsify their word, nor deny a trust when they should be called upon to deliver it up; after which it was their custom to separate, and then reassemble to partake of food - but food of an ordinary and innocent kind.” This passage provides a number of interesting insights into the beliefs and practices of early Christians. First, we see that Christians regularly met on a certain fixed day for worship. Second, their worship was directed to Christ, demonstrating that they firmly believed in His divinity. Furthermore, one scholar interprets Pliny's statement that hymns were sung to Christ, "as to a god", as a reference to the rather distinctive fact that, "unlike other gods who were worshipped, Christ was a person who had lived on earth." If this interpretation is correct, Pliny understood that Christians were worshipping an actual historical person as God! Of course, this agrees perfectly with the New Testament doctrine that Jesus was both God and man. You may have heard of the scholar Flavius Josephus who mentioned James as being the brother of the Lord Jesus Christ, which matches what Paul said calling James “The Lord’s brother” and there is another document that Josephus may have written which goes: “About this time there lived Jesus, a wise man, if indeed one ought to call him a man. For he ... wrought surprising feats.... He was the Christ. When Pilate ...condemned him to be crucified, those who had . . . come to love him did not give up their affection for him. On the third day he appeared ... restored to life.... And the tribe of Christians ... has ... not disappeared.” Now it’s up to debate wether this is the entirely original document of what Josephus wrote, or if a Christian had edited it. But regardless he wrote about the Lord Jesus Christ. Wether it was negative or positive like the possible document is. Anyways there are many other statements, documents, letters, and writings of all sorts from the ancient world talking about the Lord Jesus Christ and there is not one question if He was a real person or if He was crucified and went missing from the grave. That is clear as day, He is a real person, was crucified, and went missing from the grave. And He did rise from the grave. And for more evidence of the Lord Jesus Christ, there’s the Bible and you see there is no evidence the Bible is corrupted, a lie, created by the Roman government, folktale. It is the recount of the Disciples of the Lord Jesus Christ, now wether you want to believe it is up to you. And what profit was there in spreading Christianity, All the early Christian suffered persecution, beatings, and were killed. Another Scholar reported that James the Lord’s Brother was thrown off a building and then stoned to death for spreading the Gospel in Jerusalem. These people went to great lengths even giving their own lives for the Adon Jesus the Christ.

[@monsterno.definablenever.3484]

Okay but like This is EXACTLY the type of science Aperture would do.

[@andrewhoward2537]

Science isn’t about ‘Why?’ it’s about ‘Why not?’

[@aidynchristiansen4947]

That explains a lot, turns out I accidentally did item save glitch during my first play through, which explains why it was hard to do a puzzle that required you to stand on the companion cube

[@wooper9629]

oof xD

[@shallowaffective]

That happened to me as well, I was doing a speedrun to show my friend and in the same area, after you fall off of the weird piston things into the room with the 3 turrets, everything had broken collision.

[@yozarian86]

Now I’m imagining trying things like this in portal 2. Get to the top of those miles high rooms by hopping or glitching. Probably the same glitches don’t work though.

[@BrandonDoran00]

Same with me just a few months ago, in the trap room with 3 turrets, I accidently activated it and had no way to progress beyond the rocket turret room. I had never seen that kind of bug in all the times I played through the game.

[@yozarian86]

@@BrandonDoran00 I didn’t realize I’d replied to a comment until your comment lol. I meant to make a general comment, not reply to anyone 😅

[@bpnbeckeroo]

Some kid probably found a completely game-changing glitch, but never told anybody and just restarted their game.

[@DanTDMJace]

yeah

[@SkyesVR]

Something like that happened to me, in Totk ( tears of the kingdom ) I grabbed a sword started to throw it save the reloaded the save and then I had the sword but the sword was also where I picked it up, if u need a better explanation I can give you one. But it was weird.

[@GreenCat188]

​@@SkyesVRaccidental dupe? nice

[@SkyesVR]

@@GreenCat188 yea it was a accidental

[@GreenCat188]

@@SkyesVR nice

[@jumpinghunter9152]

Bending time and space with the little 4-dimensional radio really sounds like something aperture would do, actually...

[@Underqualified_Gunman]

in the beta of portal 2 they bent time and space with the camera.

[@yuriMartyr]

no it seems like something maxwell from dont starve would do

[@elysia_sky1525]

It sounds like something Maxwell the physicist would do, if he was hired by Aperture Science

[@TheAdvertisement]

I remember seeing Smallant's videos and Lowest Percent's video on beating Mario Odyssey without captures and it was so cool how they got around it. But seeing Portal itself beaten without an equally integral feature, seeing the logic puzzles and how broken the game can get, is simply amazing.

[@Why_Not8]

It's funny seeing people being given something then trying as hard as they can not to use it.

[@FirstLastname604]

“Now you’re thinking with uhh… with uhh… thinking with uhh” -GLaDOS, probably?

[@youraverageuhhhhhhh]

"THINKING WITH GLITCHES" -speedrunners

[@julianaharmatiuk2662]

"What the fuck are you thinking???"

[@someguy4252]

now your thinking with stupidity

[@Kya10]

Are you even thinking?!!

[@SomeGuyNamedDezecra]

"I don't even know WHAT you're doing. I think you REALLY want that cake. Uhm."

[@identocidal]

imagine you reach GLaDOS without using any portals and she's just screaming in fear.

[@Nightmor]

I just imagine the portal 2 glados's scream when she's being dissected

[@Brahvim]

@@Nightmor That was horrifying to me.

[@box2122]

15 years later from now: “How Speedrunners Beat Portal without moving with their eyes closed”

[@BulletGD]

“How Speedrunners Beat Portal without playing the Game in the first place" fixed your title

[@DlcEnergy]

15y later when a money grubbing mouse has its all owning all powerful kingdom and can unleash its true evil: "How Valve Beat Speedrunners and made them even more "open minded" then sent them to space with 0 f's given."

[@torydavis10]

Speedrunner Beats Portal By Threatening To Connect A Controller

[@beszmi]

I think that's unironically doable in source xd

[@brandongeertson7346]

You mean hacking the game with cybernetic implants?

[@parallellia1509]

"Dark side of the Source is a pathway to many abilities, young Player. Some considered to be, unnatural."

[@WoddCar]

Instead of the Run being called portalless, it should be called airboatless instead

[@Thegamingdino133]

Why?

[@PV9000]

@@Thegamingdino133 dont ask questions

[@lightning_11]

Good point.

[@lightning_11]

@@Thegamingdino133 Because he didn't use an air boat...

[@jacko5451]

@@lightning_11 I have a feeling dino didn't know about the air boat

[@nanopi]

Accidentally got the glitch in 2010 near the room with the projector, never knew how. All I was doing was watching office chairs and computer towers fall through a portal that was on the wall and floor, in the room overlooking the "clearly broken test chamber".

[@MishaMusic]

idk wtf just happened, idk why but I was literally just in a dream, watching a new Msushi video that doesn't exist. I wake up and the first thing I see is the notification for a new Msushi video.

[@Ultramontanist]

is this the I play Pokemon Go everyday kid lmaoo

[@vermilisix]

@@Ultramontanist Yeah, it turns out he plays Portal as well

[@ThrowTop]

crazy portal 2 gamer ngl

[@thecontaminatedone6094]

Misha moosha mickey mouse!

[@BigMan-hd7gy]

Misha come to Bosnia we love you 🇧🇦

[@terminalvelocityrunner2202]

I love how with ABHing, speedrunners essentially rediscovered the esteemed BLJs …. but in freaking PORTAL of all games..

[@Twisted_Code]

I could practically hear Chell yelling "Yahoo!" as I watched that part of the video.

[@Bokatrice]

"The Item Save Glitch" actually can happen in Garry's Mod (portal-less, of course). We had this issue come up frequently in Ultimate Chimera Hunt servers since player ragdolls get launched into physics props relatively frequently.

[@executabless]

wait what how

[@deadfr0g]

I understood somewhere south of 70% of this paragraph but/and I enjoyed reading it immensely.

[@Nintendoman851]

are they really called 'physics' objects/props? I thought 'physical' objects/props sounds better lol. but that's just me. Honestly who gives a shit lol. I guess it just sounds different to me.

[@henningerhenningstone691]

@@Nintendoman851 it's a game dev term."Objects that have physics" are "physics objects" :)

[@cheesepop7175]

There is no "we".

[@griffincrump5077]

I like to imagine that save files & glitches are actually part of the weird science that aperture is testing as the breaking of known physics laws by the portal gun is having other side effects on the laws of space and time, further contributing to the madness and paranoia of GLaDOS

[@arcmage7000]

I randomly got item save glitch in a casual playthrough a while back, cracked me up. Twf you load into chamber 16 and watch as the companion cube plummets through the floor

[@thicklethepickle]

I got it too in my first play through and gave up as I couldn’t get past a vent in the escape segment that needed a cube to climb up to

[@Spluffie]

heyy same!! it was chaotic as hell

[@tumultuousv]

@@thicklethepickle uhh

[@JosherJosh]

Hi ArcMage, big fan!

[@arcmage7000]

@@JosherJosh 👋

[@princeanime7408]

If Portal speedrunners were as interested in real life phisics as portal ones we would already be traveling faster than the speed of light!

[@joseville]

Haha lol we need irl speed runners finding irl glitches

[@The-existent]

@@joseville "irl speedrunners"

[@user-zu3il2rr5t]

You see, " " are extremely broken, and can clip you out of bounds. " " can transport you infinitely fast from point x to point y. No one really knows how the " " Gun was made, or how it works. By the way, how do the little beans in two games get onto the place they are? Do they use " "?

[@Neil_Hyman]

If anyone can translate this person I would be grateful.

[@pashipasha4905]

@@Neil_Hyman just replace any void by portal(s)

[@astroboy512]

@@Neil_Hyman also read video description

[@TheDigileet]

3:15 Yahoo! Yahoo! YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAHOO!

[@steam-powereddolphin5449]

I've seen what you're referencing in action, and I *still* somehow didn't make make the connection until now! 🤣

[@nameless......................]

this is funnier when you remember that bljing and abhing are the same glitch

[@cheesepop7175]

You can do ABH basically anywhere, but BLJ requires you to be on stairs.

[@nameless......................]

@cheesepop7175 Sblj and Cblj:

[@nameless......................]

@@cheesepop7175 also, both are just negative speedcaps not being

[@SireX2106]

Video in 2032: "Speedruners managed to beat portal with -1 portals"

[@edmondhung6097]

When game give you portal, don’t pass through it. Make game take the portal back

[@randomcommenter7343]

"How Speedrunners beat Portal without turning on the game"

[@VannyBeumer]

@@edmondhung6097 burn the game's house down with portals.

[@Sick-cada]

@@randomcommenter7343 theoretically, you could go into the games files and edit them so that the only code left so that of a completed save file, thus rendering the game complete but never actually running the game

[@GaussianEntity]

A portal is a portal, you can't say it's only a -1.

[@SALEENS7GTR5]

"Hey, I have a new game named Portal, wanna play?" "Portal? What's it about?" "It's a game about not using portals."

[@Rye9uy]

Yeah, I love " ", the best of the best games.

[@ImmaPhoenix]

Your comment is 10h ago.....? how?!

[@Chloedasher]

Lol

[@Chloedasher]

Wait a second

[@username5155]

@@ImmaPhoenix probably got the link before the vid went public

[@Merlinistic]

No fair, you got the video early.

[@linkthepringlesman3951]

5:56 I can’t believe they did it in 1.5 portal shots

[@Statusinator]

A portal is a portal You can't say it's one and a half

[@ethanbugnuffer1372]

​@@Statusinatorhahahahaha lol

[@YEWCHENGYINMoe]

mario

[@Hello-World101]

Itsa me mario

[@wowz9061]

When I saw this, I was like "Is this a part 2?" Lol

[@BigBoris]

I like that this game is getting more recognition, I miss these games

[@thecoldestgoodbye]

Introduction: 0:00 Prop flying/wall climbing glitch: 1:54 Accelerated backwards hopping: 3:09 Save glitch/camera fly glitch: 3:46 + 4:17 Item save glitch: 6:40 Outro: 14:11

[@brEZ527]

Finding out about all these glitches made me realize that I could’ve kept my companion cube with me during my playthrough. I wish I found this video earlier😢

[@VarunGupta3009]

Now let's beat Half-Life with 0 portals.

[@AGTFAWN]

No we have to do it with no guns

[@Mystery_Biscuits]

@@AGTFAWN hello and welcome to another episode of pacifist%

[@MelRosewood]

@@Mystery_Biscuits “A series where the only thing that gets WASTED is my time.”

[@cheesepop7175]

Actually many people have done that before.

[@STA-3]

7:03 the way the radio just majestically goes without friction XD it made me wheeze

[@killer1gamer1]

seeing portal be so broken was always really funny to me, look at those chairs bounce

[@bjiggles8145]

Actually, the first gamer that pulled off a 0 portal run did it before streaming methods and equipment became so prolific, so there's no video. His name was Cave Johnson and he had a catchphrase: "Science isn't about why, it's about why not."

[@SemiHypercube]

I thought this would be a continuation of the airboat video, but I guess this was something completely different. Nice video!

[@Buttersaemmel]

1:25 for years i thought that this is how you're supposed to solve it. some day i decided to check out the other room as i never went there and realized that the whole time i basically skipped that puzzle ^^

[@Woodmaninator]

OMG! The transition at 6:40 is absolutely insane!

[@VoxelMusic]

lmao

[@su9cp]

summoning salt

[@Hi-jd3di]

It kinda sound like a rickroll.

[@fcomega121]

These techniques in a nutshell: ❌ Think with portals ✅ Think in the fourth dimension, Marty!

[@zombieman34]

Now this is thinking without portals

[@charlescannon2469]

I wonder if every time a game comes out(with negative speed) there is a conversation that goes Speedrunner A: Hey, remember BLJ in SM64? Speedrunner B: Again? You'd think they'd learn.

[@outerim4968]

I'd love to see glados in character reacting to chell disappearing and reappearing

[@hyperchango]

I like to think there are people right now trying to find this kind of glitches in the *real* world. Like, very thoroughly exploring every nook and cranny of wherever, to see if they can crash the matrix.

[@LiEnby]

Wouldn't crashing it be bad..? What happens to everyone within

[@Zenner5222]

I did ISG years ago on accident without even knowing. I put every object in chamber 16 in one room and ended up accidentally doing it. I had no idea I accidentally did a really difficult glitch until now.

[@329link]

I'm still reeling after realizing portal essentially has backwards long jumping but better.

[@xxmeanyheadxx]

i like how glitches in the game can be explained as side effects of unstudied portal fluid xD

[@forsaturn4629]

Valve: "This game is called Portal" Speedrunners: I don't think so

[@gdtd4ever829]

Ts cracked me up

[@CommitmentNA]

7:15 "...and essentially defy all laws of-" "aviation" "-physics" "...fuck"

[@LiEnby]

Wow there a bee 🐝

[@JaggedHammer]

I want there to be programmed dialogue from Glados when you're outside the play area. 😆 “You are not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don’t get up here.”

[@gdtd4ever829]

Portal 3 frfr

[@iamvfx]

Very well presented video, @Msushi ! Thank you!

[@jonas3333]

Simultaneously hugely impressed by the human ingenuity and patience it takes to do this & dismayed by the time & effort spent on this when life is so precious & short.

[@jknMEMES]

9:49 "Make a save" Video: "Don't save"

[@joblessalex]

>no weird technicalities Immediately goes on to say "akchully, we do use them a bit"

[@clairevoyanceSLA]

3:08 thats just like blj (back wards loongju mp) from super mario 64!!1

[@PossumOnAVacuum]

I cannot believe that this statement is factual! Thank you verifier person!

[@cheesepop7175]

no in poeral it doesnt even require stairs

[@EpicevanXD]

it’s not exactly like a blj valve tried to patch bhoping by adding backwards speed every jump. But if you turn around it gives you even more speed. There isn’t even a speed cap for forwards I believe.

[@cattunger]

if you just wanna know how the "without portals" part is done 6:40

[@WeCareAlot4693]

Thanks. Hate clickbait, rambling and time wasting

[@cattunger]

@@WeCareAlot4693 My pleasure

[@Robin_hsr12]

@@WeCareAlot4693 he legit was just explaining how its possible

[@peterlewis2178]

"If the laws of physics no longer apply in the future, God help you"

[@Zappysteel]

Announcer in portal 2:If the laws of do not apply in the future, God help you. Chell(thoughts): What do you mean “in the future”?

[@MultiWTFGamer]

8:20 “Margen67” haven’t heard that name in a looong time. Dude got banned from GBAtemp because he liked every single post there lol

[@KaitouKaiju]

Seems like a dumb reason to ban somebody

[@lacucaracha111111]

I love the end credits using the ducktales "floaty space theme" XD

[@G4AL]

9:18 HECK YEAH, GOING TO THE BACKROOMS

[@user-rx7sq8fd1p]

Loving the Baba is you music, great video man :)

[@Super--Paper--Fox]

it is a good day when Msushi uploads

[@Thezros]

Imagine making revolutionary tech that makes portals possible for some dude to just beat your entire test facility without using the portal tech

[@gdtd4ever829]

Fr bro

[@LimaIma1]

7:34 bouncy chairs lol

[@tinyahhquarks]

boing boing boing boing

[@arthurkurbedzis]

GLaDOS definitely did not see this coming.

[@strikareay9987]

3:09 That’s not Accelerated Backwards Hopping, That’s the Backwards Long Jump. Or at least a similar concept, both require the exploitation of a faulty speed cap to fly across maps. BLJ is more powerful, allowing flight through walls, but needing some stairs. ABH is faster to pull off but cannot break through walls or boundaries.

[@VellarVT]

I mean they're both backwards jumps, but there's no long jump mechanic in Portal, so it's not a backwards long jump by that technicality.

[@strikareay9987]

True

[@topro3xd]

no weird technicales, and some of the most broken glitches,.. but at the end that is what they do

[@Imaproshaman7]

This was amazing! The speedrun community never ceases to amaze me.

[@hansonkerman7286]

"To make puzzles more complicated than just teleporting to the exit..."

[@kaihoyen945]

I can just imagine glados just looking at chell like: "am i a joke to you?"

[@lucifersatan8240]

Yes. Yes you are.

[@HuslWusl]

Now imagine some maniac getting a TAS bot for this run. Normal speed runs with TAS bots already look crazy af. now I can't imagine how this would look

[@traywor]

Normal people playing chell: "Where am I? Where are all the other humans? Who is GlaDOS?" Speedrunners playing chell: "This physics is so messed up, I think I am living in the matrix."

[@Twisted_Code]

"the only thing you've managed to break so far, is the physics engine. Maybe you could settle for that, and we can just call it a day"

[@Illegal_Immigrant]

i accidentally found a similar gitch to this "item save glitch", back in like, 2012/2013, on my xbox 360. er, actually I think it was the same glitch, honestly. I just moved every item to the end of the turret chamber, which allowed me to get this glitch a few times. its usually semi consistent if you do this, especially if you can get everything through to the end rooms, it just breaks everything. Idk if this is helpful or not.

[@ScarletKomi]

Great video, love the va-11 hall-a OST in it

[@Matt7R]

This was the first game I got when I built my first gaming PC (other than the sims on the family computer we had when I was a kid) and it's genuinely heartwarming to see it's still very much alive. Still, a shame Valve don't care much about continuing with the series.

[@justinnadin894]

OH NO! he has gotten the power of Mario's backwards long jump and wallclips!

[@victorjozek5384]

15 years later: *Beating Portal with only...portals*

[@thefiles1000]

When he sayed the thing about mashing jump while moving backwords make you gain a crazy amount of speed it reminded me of a mario 64 glitch called the BLJ short for backwords long jump

[@diannegustowski6998]

I’m so proud of you Matthew! You do such a great job on your videos. 🤗👏🏻

[@Andromeda42]

{player starts game and as soon as they get out of the first chamber, begins backward hopping} GLaDOS: ugh, speedrunners.

[@cureforboredom9719]

I got the item save glitch naturally during my first playthrough. No clue how, but it was during a chamber I had a ton of trouble with, and the hilarity of it made me chill out, and I was able to see the solution pretty quickly after that. Fun times.

[@crackhouse_slag]

the year is 2038, and portal has just been beaten with -1 portal.

[@immortalpotato5376]

9:39 Instructions unclear. I'm at the ER

[@luischam9553]

I love the fact that he used Va-11 Hall-A ost

[@PancakeTAS]

7:10 i can hear your smile :D

[@empolethetaco2450]

On my 100% playthrough i discovered prop climbing on my own without being told it exists, it was so satisfying getting 0 portals on challenge level 17

[@PhillipAmthor]

Whats the glich on 0:07 where multiple objects spawn in the same place and push eachother apart?

[@pseudo-octave]

scrolling a little bit using bind MWHEELUP "ch_createairboat" in the console

[@sb_bacon]

its not a glitch, its a command that spawns the hl2 route kanal airboat, for some reason its not locked behind cheats

[@Pr_y]

omg my fav youtuber Msussy has uploaded i must drop everything and watch

[@machoke666]

It's weird how Portal came out 15 years ago but I still consider it a modern game, but if u asked me whether or not Donkey Kong Country was a modern game back in 2007 I would've said "Are u fucking kidding me!? Of course it isn't", a game that at the time was 13 years old

[@cool-128]

13:52 he says feet

[@AnimatedSquid]

Thank you for telling me this, that went right over my head

[@thezebiano]

Once a year or so, KZbin recommends a video of speedrunning Portal. And every time I click and watch and just get amazed by what keeps on getting found.

[@neurathal0n534]

I found this channel by watching Karl Jobst, and I've got to say your videos are some of the best written content on KZbin. Your production skills are also really solid. The music at the ISG part at 6:45 is *chef's kiss* It reminds me of summoningsalt. Keep it up!

[@Underqualified_Gunman]

if you enjoyed that song you should try va-11 hall-a it's a pretty nice little game to relax too.

[@wafflesarelove5801]

GLaDOS: Use this gun that possibly defies the laws of physics. Chell: you think I need a gun?

[@bush2137]

I think a youtuber called msushi did a video about it using airboats but idk

[@daniel.s.stefanov]

"Get a physics object stuck inside of you" Way ahead of you there, buddy!

[@MsLouisez]

I've never understood why they haven't made 10 more of these.