MTG - BAILE DA MIKU (ASTROPHYSICS & DJ DENGUE) feat. Kasane Teto

I'll going to Japan in a few days, before that, I wanted to make a proper nipo-brazilian crossover for people to shake ass to.
This is from my brazilian funk project @KESTBAILE, you can download it for free here or pay anything. kest.bandcamp.com/track/mtg-b...
art by S A I N † † U F A ( / _saaanic_ )
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[@Astrophysicsynth]

Had much fun with this. You can download the track here for free kest.bandcamp.com/track/mtg-baile-da-miku

[@niponugga]

Big thanks

[@TodGeist]

"Thank you for invite me in this track :33" -probably some Kasane Teto fan

[@guilhermesiqueira7780]

And holy fuck that's some good shit. Thank you.

[@HybridVeil]

It says I need to insert a dollar to download it????

[@vladimirchizhov3260]

You say it can be downloaded for free but the track can be bought for $1 minimum, no less. So is it an outdated info or just a mistake on your/bandcamp part? No offense, just curious

[@Anagusame]

Miku has her index finger extended past the trigger, while Teto’s finger is on the trigger. Miku’s practicing proper gun safety, while Teto is ready to shoot your ass.

[@pitnorman]

Or Mikus ass, on accident ofc

[@dogruler543]

or the gold ak is the airsoft gun, because its funny to headcannon that

[@dakki-]

dude the first two words i saw was 'finger' and 'ass'

[@jackevans7665]

Lol so glad it isn't just me who noticed this 😂

[@ghotiphoti]

nah, you're looking at it wrong. trigger discipline is one of - if not the - first skills taught when handling firearms. She knows her shit. the fact that she's so clearly displaying trigger discipline, combined with that grin on her face and the look in her eyes? She's a killer. Teto? shes probably just happy to be there and hasn't ever used or even held a gun.

[@infraredsg4606]

Im not sure why, but the thumbnail compelled me to listen to this immediately

[@Ducks_eat_bread]

Same

[@Sujeto-0013]

X2

[@purpleshadows7262]

Same

[@uterus_destroyer_6955]

thumbnail artist in in the desc if u didnt alr see it

[@UmLammyJammer]

Same! Looked really cool!

[@YouTuggedOnTheWrongRodPal]

Miku says “always practice good trigger discipline” Teto says “KILL”

[@Yasviele]

Astrophysics is like a box of chocolate, you never know what banger you're gonna get

[@fire4036]

Schrodingers banger box 🗿

[@TopOfAllWorlds]

I love how so many people are surprised by the lyrics but whenever a cover looks like that this is just the expected outcome.

[@TopOfAllWorlds]

Like, there's only a few things the song would be about. Gun, sex, drugs, or a combination of those things.

[@Kurvaux]

I recognized sainttufa’s art style immediately, so cool to see two of my favorite artists colabing

[@AllTheOthers]

nice pfp

[@AariKillbridge]

same!

[@ducktormonty4603]

We fr need more Brazilian Funk songs sung by Miku and her friends, this is too good to be wasted

[@josevitor8227]

Hatsune miku é canonicamente o Adriano Imperador

[@sammystar_]

tirando foto com fuzil e os caralho

[@Guima3rd]

kkkkkkkkk

[@Vitorruy1]

lembrei imediatamente da famosa foto

[@pianojay5146]

After some translation session, this is the most "colorful" song I have ever heard, without noticing such before translation.

[@NoOtherShadeOfBlue]

Would you mind sharing the translation?

[@TopOfAllWorlds]

​@@NoOtherShadeOfBlue the song describes sex and sucking like a lolipop. I tried to find a way to describe this without being vulgar but it's litterally impossible lmao

[@galgumiguro]

​@@NoOtherShadeOfBluesaving this because later i will translate it to english but it is basically the most nasty vulgar sex described

[@OFunnyshii]

@@galgumiguro this is pretty soft compared with the most popular brazillian funk we have here lol most of them have a lot more vulgar lyrics, but there's also those who doesn't do that and instead have positive and more deep lyrics

[@galgumiguro]

@@OFunnyshii i know, but I said that because it's not common to have those lyrics in Americans or other songs outside of brazil

[@wbalmung]

This track goes ridiculously hard, Astro never fails to blow me away

[@yanmorais8751]

É nessas horas que eu agradeço nascer brasileiro

[@vanderlisilveirafilho1346]

Os reis voltaram ao castelo🔥🔥🔥

[@sach1485]

I don't know why but seeing Miku with that Flamengo shirt fills me with intense joy

[@strogonoffcore]

uma bezu furamengo senpure furamengo

[@empyrealcultist1992]

Ohh damn flamengo badge is identical to the rangers football club badge from scotland, i asked in comments if it was an rfc shirt 😅

[@ZekeXYZ]

Maybe ur songs arent getting the views u deserve recently, but i hope you dont give up astro, im brazilian and i listen your songs for the last 2 years pls dont stop, we need more, i need more 😁✌

[@Ench1L0ver]

Ta ligado que ele é brasileiro tbm né

[@neon8001]

Absolutely freaking love your new music style, keep up brother!!! From Kazakhstan with love🫶

[@Tewi_Inaba]

ive never heard teto sound this good ever in any song. like, she sounds like a HUMAN imo.

[@MariLui64]

a couple months back, she got a synthesizer v ai voicebank as part of her 15th anniversary!

[@Tewi_Inaba]

@@MariLui64 DAMN i didnt know that and i consider myself a big vocaloid dork 😭😭thanks

[@jaqworld7518]

This is some of the sickest vocaloid/UTAU work i've ever listened to. I'm BEGGING u make more bangers like this at some point

[@alloyra]

I believe this is teto’s synthV vb and not her utau one

[@jaqworld7518]

@@alloyra i think you're right, mb

[@alloyra]

@@jaqworld7518 all good ^^

[@hipo1]

Nada iria me preparar para a parte da Teto

[@KatNips]

Me pergunto se os gringos sabem o nível da putaria que ela tá falando--

[@heichi-mthealien594]

​@@KatNips eles ficariam realmente chocados embora 😂 (desculpe pelo meu português ruim)

[@TkimTk]

​@@dazz._tt the music will never be the same 😂

[@LostMary]

Miku in a Flamengo jersey go wild

[@KatNips]

AS PARTES EM PORTUGUÊS MANO????? KKKKKKKKJ VELHOOO AMEI

[@doktorhabilitowanystanczyk]

the artwork goes incredibly hard I felt free to screenshot

[@kooolainebulger8117]

Your profile pic goes hard

[@doktorhabilitowanystanczyk]

@@kooolainebulger8117 thanks pal, the painting does go hard

[@joaogoogle]

What the fuck???? Um canal de Synthwave soltando logo um funkao brabo hahaha, Wonderful, come to Brazil 🇧🇷🔥

[@ziul123]

ele é brasileiro kkkkkk

[@TkimTk]

Não sei o que foi mais chocante Descobrir que o Astrophysics é brasileiro Que ele faz funk, ou Que ele fez o funk da Miku

[@Ohayonarr]

Teto?! No fucking way Track goes hard & awesome art. Love you Astro

[@alloyra]

Ikr, I was so excited to see teto

[@millychalskii]

Isso é estranhamente perfeito, confesso q não gosto de funk por causa das letras pesadas, mas ouvir isso me deu um orgulho de ser brasileira lajwksjsksj

[@siluda9255]

tlg que existe funk sem letra pesada ne ?

[@millychalskii]

@@siluda9255 sim, mas a maioria dos q tocam por todo lado é funk pesado, só o tiktok é entupido de dancinha de música de funk com letra pesada

[@space9989]

PERFEITA! Por favor, façam uma versão mais longa dessa música, já to cansando de dar loop kakakka

[@space9989]

Principalmente as partes em português

[@generacionmarttin]

On a parallel universe where Miku and Teto come fron the ghetto and they stay true to their origins

[@cheesydraws]

I showed this to my Brazilian friends and they lost their minds, obrigado.

[@AllTheOthers]

Miku with fucking bedroom eyes and a gun has an effect on me that I cannot properly describe with words. And I hate saying that, but there really is no other word for that other than "Bedroom eyes"

[@spazemfathemcazemmeleggymi272]

Or drugged out of her mind

[@6gv6rc7tv]

Miku flamenguista dando tiro pro alto, apenas perfeito

[@TheDankShrimp]

Yes officer this is the girl that robbed me on Rio, the one with blue hair.

[@DakkaSap]

Me and my homies drinking vegetable juice in the club

[@Zeworkicz]

If i ever spawn in the middle of desert without water, this song is going to play in my head

[@ErrorMogege]

That is a proper Brazilian PEDRADA

[@afonsocesar1667]

news: hatsune miku é encontrada morta boiando na praia da tijuca. pericia indica que a possível causa sejam os 5 tiros no peito da vitima, Kagamine Rin se recusa a dar depoimento sobre o caso, investigações prosseguem.

[@tomaszkowalski2224]

Had this on repeat for the past 3 hours Yeah

[@rzepiara]

prosta sprawa

[@Ischemiaa]

You must drink the vegetable juice of grinning tribal warlord Miku.

[@nerdudi5745]

Omg! So happy to see sainttufa’s art paired with an astrophysics song, it feels so fitting and really cool like two realities colliding. Great work!

[@sashagornostay2188]

Teto with Hope Left Me merch is not a sight you see daily

[@-eloagamesoficial-2011]

As a brazilian, This is a win Ayo Teto... Wait i realized... Teto, Teta😲

[@xedinhu]

THE LYRICS BRO I CANT 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@Sarum9nich]

Every time you make another song - i will be listening to it on repeat at least 50 times over couse of couple days. Cant get it from my head.

[@PolyMagica]

O único defeito dessa música é que ela acaba muito rápido 🫤 (sério, achei que teria pelo menos 3 minutos de duração._.)

[@lautreamontg]

This has no business going as hard as it does, but it does, and I'm happy to be here for it.

[@stick_XD]

A thumb perfeita não exist...

[@yourfriend]

лучшее чупа чупа ламбе ламбе, что я слышал за свою жизнь, дайте два. 🤙

[@kerdnerl]

Cover art looks dope

[@manuruisenor3378]

AMOOOOO ya quiero ver mas de teto y miku juntas en tu canal 😍

[@Blu3-Fir3]

Waifus + guns = perfection in that artwork. Good song too.

[@TeeJay_D]

Miku came to Brazil

[@lil_el_chapo1267]

The po pi po part goes so hard

[@davidtollefson8411]

Literally just finished Evangelion. The hair! Like Rei and Asuka’s evil twins.

[@Catsune-Meowku]

I never knew i needed this. AMAZING

[@yurigabriel6422]

Eu quase morri de rir não esperava essa thumb

[@jorgejoestar6469]

Não existe dupla mais dinâmica que Astro e DJ Dengue

[@neirenoir]

Miku: proper trigger discipline Teto: LMAO GOLDEN AK

[@invertidaa3611]

Pelo amor de Deus por mais musicas assim!!! Isso tá incrível!!!

[@vergil61]

Incredible as always. Never stop making music

[@gugaworks]

ta de volta o rei 🤩

[@illmikumikuyouu]

NO WAY. MY FAVORITE SHIP, MY FAVORITE ARTIST, AND MY FAVORITE ARTIST PRODUCER, MAKING ONE OF MY FFAVORITE SONG TOPICS??? NO WAY

[@illmikumikuyouu]

U GUYS SHOULD MAKE A BRAZILLIAN PHONK VERSION

[@caioloschiferreira9614]

Teto is about to shoot the teto

[@jaack2565]

Underrated comentário KAKAKAKA

[@ralgomes]

A capa superou todas as expectativas.

[@nylora]

have a safe trip!! thx for the drop

[@URnightmares162]

I came from SoundCloud, but YES finally i can see the lyrics! Love the art and music done for this.

[@Dollusionist]

omg astrophysics thank you so much for using teto i love you so much!!!!!

[@felixthemeddler7142]

Track slaps, I'm obsessed with the pic too, did you make it??

[@joeydestructo]

Check description for artist

[@felixthemeddler7142]

huh. I did but I somehow completely missed it. 😂 Thanks!

[@TheGhoulKhz]

artist in the desc, but the pic is a reference to a brazilian football player(Adriano Imperador)

[@cursedayanami]

ISSO TA MARAVILHOSO

[@lordofanchor]

More vocaloid gangster music please

[@mmmmmmmmnm259]

This gives me some Bust-a-Groove vibes and I'm here for it ♥

[@gabroa]

Caralho, vou chapar escutando Miku agora. Apoio muito tu lançar mais sons assim.

[@pompow3828]

Good stuff as always, Astro

[@kumogorogoro]

This was amazing thank you ♡

[@SecretX1]

I was blown by this, what just happened? 😮 I can't believe, this song was amazing, valeu pela batida insana de banger Astro, caramba!

[@zerologic7912]

This is getting ridiculous lmao, i love it

[@vitorbatista1422]

As a brazilian, this is a Certified Favela Classic

[@revelis_]

based artist

[@taisato2091]

Amazing! Would love too see more tracks in this style in the future!

[@makotomiyamoto5249]

Great tracks as always!

[@itz_sophi3693]

MIKU FLAMENGUISTA??

[@rabits6929]

this is such a banger I love it its been on REPEAT!!!!

this is so insanely good, can't stop listening

[@PolyMagica]

Mano do céu, o que foi que eu acabei de ouvir? Simplesmente, Br quando tá inspirado pode surpreender :0

[@spazemfathemcazemmeleggymi272]

miku truly has lost control😔

[@rinorf145]

Ainda bem que sou inscrito aqui, senão teria perdido essa pedrada

[@gaelds.-.5096]

Essa foi a Melhor, mais incrivel e mais absurdas Música que eu já ouvi nos últimos 🔥

[@NAANsoft]

Have a nice trip. And - this is great!

[@zachthundergold8917]

YES I was waiting for you to play around with teto

[@diawpard]

MIKU E KEST?????? PERFEIÇÃO

[@ghotiphoti]

miku's trigger discipline is scaring me

[@rephiccipher1896]

That art cover is hella rad

[@AsimosTriouss]

I didn't know Miku was also into domestic terrorism.

[@spazemfathemcazemmeleggymi272]

Aren't we all😭😩💪

[@rcvg69420]

Wow the bop on this is great! And the thumbnail really grabs you I was compelled to click.

[@rcvg69420]

But I do wish I could find the translation of the lyrics somewhere...

[@rcvg69420]

did some brief investigating, it's Portuguese, and the translation is vulgar. Fun though!

[@spazemfathemcazemmeleggymi272]

​@@rcvg69420haha, "chupa chupa lambe lambe" 😂

[@lottecitw]

tu mejor cancion hasta la fecha

[@cheetahnya]

IM SO HAPPY TO SEE THIS

[@DokiDokiDiscourse]

let's gooo!!! tetoheads stay winning!!!

[@Lucas08SC]

MIKU FLAMERDISTA KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK Mt foda o cover 👍

[@ban0762]

Só pedrada

[@ratastic]

teto would not say that 😔

[@WeslleyCreyCrey]

Que perfeição.......... ❤❤

[@pianojay5146]

absolute fire