Cruel Ultimatum is the Answer to Every Problem | Timeless

[@Razzia334]

Opponent: Exists. Crim: They're probably playing mill.

[@williambowen8054]

You tend to see yourself in others.

[@alejandrovallejo6763]

Meanwhile opponent: 200 card deck

[@blobzombie]

I guess _"What in Tarnation?!"_ is the new _Crowdsurf the Karn._

[@Steeferino]

"Brinefang means he has pickles for teeth" LOL

[@brownout100]

Easily one of the best sentences spoken by a... a... person... like, ever.

[@maynormonterosalazar226]

"Oponent show me your Bolas" had my Spanish ass lol

[@Academiadeplaneswalkers]

Someone had to say it hahahahahahahahahahahaha

[@Muongoing.97c]

And then they had it! I had to stop the video to laugh!

[@TheFudorin]

Pulled a foil Cruel Ultimatum in my first pre-release kit. Probably wasn't the ideal decision to put it in my deck, but was able to resolve it a couple of times during the tournament.

[@sheepy403]

Optimal for winrate? Certainly not. The correct choice for fun and Being The Guy Who Played Cruel Ultimatum In Sealed? Absolutely.

[@Chris_seh]

Find yourself some who is as happy at seeing you as Crim is when he see's cruel ultimatum

[@matterhorn731]

15:55 Timeless has "digital only" Alchemy cards, but not "rebalanced" Alchemy cards. All cards appear as originally printed (whether in paper or in digital).

[@ichguckegerneyoutube8837]

why was it obvious that crim will build a grixis ultimatum deck as soon as its in arena?

[@DerpyLaron]

Crim is just very clear what he is about.

[@joshuaworth9876]

The odds would not be worth betting on hahaha

[@lordglitch4266]

Time to roll the Crim Roulette: is he actually going to cast the spell he built this video for? CAST YOUR VOTES!

[@eliisaac]

I mean he cast a bunch is Mizzix Mastery, but not really any Cruels lol

[@KingOfDoma]

For a deck reliant on Mana Drain, there seemed to be a dearth of cards with generic mana costs...

[@grubgobbler3917]

I mean, it's basically just better counterspell. Still good!

[@RLKC8]

DAS WHAT THE BRINEFANG IS FORRR (and the troll and stuff)

[@neros_soren]

Man...I was so confused..."didn't I watch this video already?!?!" - "Nope...uploaded 3 hours ago!" Then I remembered, that I actually caught this live *facepalm*

[@alejandrovallejo6763]

Just FYI, in Timeless you play with cards as printed even if they have an Alchemy variant.

[@Volttikoira]

I was waiting for this after CU was spoiled...

[@davidhower7095]

15:57 Can’t pick and choose your Alchemified cards in Timeless 😔

[@shaeisgae8952]

I never played real tournaments or anything like that, but my big brother got me into MTG and cruel ultimatum was the checkmate of cards, whenever you opposed a deck with it you had to make sure your opponent never had the opportunity to play it, bc it WILL change the entire landscape of the game

[@lichenaut]

Beautiful to see someone so in their element

[@thecrazycapn]

What in Karn-ation!?

[@GenericProphets]

It's so good casting a Cruel Ultimatum that's for sure. Get em.

[@alty2182]

my lgs does a two headed giant prerealese, and my teammate cast cruel ultimatum turn 5. In sealed.

[@TsahayluFa]

This is a proper Crimy Crim deck if I ever saw one.

[@samuelfish4830]

Cruel ultimatum won me every one of my prerelease matches

[@mattmartin6655]

Picklefang for the win

[@brennanclement8582]

It always amazes me how many people you encounter with massive decks lol

[@VoodooGremlin]

"Brine Fang means it has pickles for teeth" needs to be a t-shirt

[@williambowen8054]

I love cruel ultimatum but i hate paying for it! If only there was a solution!

[@MaskedTai]

Crim you gotta move to your second main phase if you're gonna hold up Mana Drain on your turn! Come on you know this!

[@SilverAlex92]

Awesome deck!

[@funkydiscogod]

No crowdsurfing the Karn anymore?

[@TheCubicalGuy]

Out of curiosity, why is reenact the crime not in here?

[@joshmg5465]

Sweet deck!!!

[@silent_statement757]

“brine fang means it has pickles for teeth” LMAO

[@CorbetHainey]

omfg during the second game when he mana drained the bolas crim could have overloaded the mizzex-mastery

[@FlawlessRhythmGG]

Spree seems spicy with mana drain.

[@plasmawisp18]

Imo, Lórien Revealed would be a better island cycle card 🤣

[@SakunyaWicked]

Are you Bolas-y enough for the Grixis club?

[@Moooosha]

Lovely

[@wunderbar5702]

My favourite part was when Crim said "It's cruelin' time" and then he crueled all over the opponent

[@zeez145]

Crim doesn't crowd-surf the karn anymore 😭

[@MitchPiotrowski]

What in tarnation??

[@samuelgentle1847]

What in tarnation?

[@VelocitrapLords]

Wish I loved anything as much as Crim loves the ugliest full art promo version of a Land

[@Karmic_Guide]

9:40 What art is on this treasure here?

[@matterhorn731]

I think it only appears on digital and is specific to Vraska, Betrayal's Sting.

[@ryanwesneski5359]

why are you discarding to ill-time explosion when there are no creatures on the board to wipe out? you know its a "may" ability correct?

[@ryanwesneski5359]

okay nvm he caught it, lol

[@Hatneas]

I like that crim swears, not so much that it's excessive but just enough that it still has a little punch

[@sharlockshacolmes9381]

Imagine thinking mana drain, a 1 for 1, is better than cruel a 8 for 1, in the best color. couldn't be me smh

[@arcdevil]

Hey crim, Im curious. How many matches did you have to play till recording 7 people that didnt play omnishow or necrostorm? 200? 300?

[@JocoBreRbC]

I haven't seen an Omnitell deck on the ladder ever since OTJ had been released.

[@zobeking5647]

The crimest deck we have seen in a wile

[@comet8157]

Why run brinefang instead of lorien revealed?

[@matterhorn731]

It's a creature you can get back off of Cruel Ultimatum.

[@anthonymentalewicz5143]

Crims bm game is top notch. You can't even be mad when there's nothing but "what in tarnation" spam after an overloaded mastery. Just watch the show, lose (only emotes when winning, when hes losing the opponents spam right back and he takes it laughing) laugh.

[@liammarsh1820]

why do you refuse to overload should have watched the whole video

[@tachankskang]

Crim videos 🫶🫶🫶

[@Tinil0]

Is every Crim video full of questionable decisions?

[@Tinil0]

Also questionable guesses at what opponents' decks actually are?

[@TheHeavy353]

First

[@ZeroIsEven]

What in tarnation?