Munch Squad: Chicken War Ceasefire (MBMBAM 571)

[@J3Puffin]

“Purchased the cash equivalent” truly is unparseable.

[@RoundHouseDictator]

It means they bought the number of chicken nuggets you could buy for one million dollars at the drive thru. They neglected a lower price

[@raimarulightning]

Structurally, it would seem to imply that they bought money? Roundhouse's explanation makes much more sense

[@thefuzzzone7399]

They donated roughly $500 000 to homeless shelters, since that would be the cost of buying 1 000 000 Popeye's chicken nuggets. If you swap "purchased" with "donated" it makes total sense.

[@phillyfanmatt]

“The chicken wars have ended AND WE FUCKING WON”

[@charcoalsdestiny]

Oooh this munch squad intro is a vibe

[@liamobrien1839]

"Wergild, also spelled Wergeld, or Weregild, (Old English: “man payment”), in ancient Germanic law, the amount of compensation paid by a person committing an offense to the injured party or, in case of death, to his family."

[@Animallovercomedian]

Thank you

[@kquinnvandevelde1384]

While I understood the word in context, it's nice to know what it actually is so thank you

[@cjboyo]

The worst thing is these chicken nuggets are bad. They’re just trimmings soaked in batter 😭

[@samquik]

I don't find them that bad. I'm in Canada tho so the recipe is probably different

[@jackroberts2704]

Happy Chixmas (War is over)

[@Brankenhoffer]

Why would they mention nuggets in this press release about their nuggets? *Justin wheeze laugh*