Murder by Deals - Witcher500i - Spamton EX

* KRIS!!! MY [little sponge]
* LOOK AT HOW [EX] I am.
* THIS [sweet new bod] ALMOST LET'S ME [view my payment] PAST THE DARK
* BUT THE DARKNESS KEEPS [[growing]]
* PHOTONS [descend to see my lair]
* BE A [[BIG SHOT!!!]] and GIVE ME THAT [Soul] OF YOURS.
* It smells like Spamton.
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Music made by Witcher500i: soundcloud.com...
Backdrop by @Pencil_Peach: Pe...
【Ｔｈａｎｋｓ　ｆｏｒ　Ｗａｔｃｈｉｎｇ】

[@Water.Foul1]

*It's time to be a [MURDER BY DEALS] *Spamton admires his luxurious arms. *Spamton unhinges his jaw and releases a laugh track. *Spamton mentions a season-appropriate holiday episode. *The audience roars with laughter. *The laughter is deafening. *Spamton screams at the audience to stop laughing. *No one was laughing. *Spamton feels the sweet breeze as he spins the wheel. *It pulled the strings and made them ring. *Smells like expired dollar bills. *The air crackles with freedom.

[@babyturtlebrotha1981]

Alternate title (I've been wanting to use this name for a long time): "Death [[BUY]] glamour"

[@albertskoften1452]

Mettaton as the smiling TV ("WHAT ARE YOU, A [[Game Show Host]]??!!") is a connection that shockingly few people have made.

[@invalid_user_handle]

Not actually. AFAIK, Mettaton's living in one of the houses in Hometown, along with Napstablook and Mad Dummy. Of course, he never became the robot star he is in Undertale, so he's still a ghost. Current theory says the TV's supposed to be Tenna, last I checked.

[@albertskoften1452]

@@invalid_user_handle The name Tenna originated from a Twitter Q&A that Spamton did in-character. For all we know, Toby just threw it in to stir up the pot about Mike. There's definitely some connection between Spamton and Mettaton, and I wouldn't put it past the secret bosses to have knowledge of other timelines. What I meant in the original comment, though, is not so much a canonical theory but an aesthetic observation about the fandom. The classic fan depiction of Mike is a charismatic talk show host who literally has a television set for a head. This is also a point for point description of Mettaton in Undertale, but the parallel is often overlooked because his EX form is just that much more popular. I just find it ironic.

[@invalid_user_handle]

@@albertskoften1452 Yeah, I definitely see where you're coming from there... although I'm pretty sure the Tenna name was also mentioned during the Spamton Sweepstakes before the Q&A happened, so it might not just be a throw-in.

[@WolfyRed]

If Mettaton is a lightner, what if he enters a Dark world in Chapter 3? Have you ever thought of that, ???? Maybe he enters the house later on because of the dark cloudy "smoke" coming out of the house, and goes into the dark world.

[@albertskoften1452]

@@WolfyRed Mettaton is too shy to even leave his own house. What would he be doing at Kris's?

[@michaelbrickieblock]

okay that art makes it look like if spamton talked into the microphone his mouth would be the speaker and it would just feedback into a high pitched ringing of pain

[@bibblyboing]

it makes the fight harder

[@SilasTheHero]

*I LOOKED AT MY BODY OF MY [[Hopes and Dreams]] AND SAW . . .* *[[DEF: -4000]]* *. . .* *OH [[Cungadero.]]*

[@Yourboibladebroyles69]

WWWWWAAAAAAOOOOOOHHHHHH

[@The_Sploinker]

"KRIS LOOK AT MY ARMS!!! THEY [[Strech]] THEY [[Bend]] THEY [[Grab]]" "AND THE GREATEST [[Bargin]] OF ALL..." "THEY CAN [[Killing you 1,000,000 times!!!!]]"

[@Kasekuchen_LP]

THEY CAN [Murder by Deals]

[@Colton-jv7sh]

That flowey reference was funny

[@Decimal_86]

A detail I love of this is this song featuring Spamton's dialogue/ voice sound effect, just like how Death By Glamour uses Mettaton's. So, it's kind of like they're both singing along to their own themes.

[@CENSOR3D-]

I honestly think this is one of the best spamton fan songs ever made, it just scratches an itch in my brain, especially at the ending half

[@cooldude2722]

Ok, have to admit; this _slaps _*_hard._* Great job, Witcher.

[@takodaplays188]

HARDER THAN INEXISTANT FREEDOM?

[@sssaym]

@@takodaplays188...yeah

[@takodaplays188]

@@sssaym You sure 'bout that?

[@sssaym]

@@takodaplays188 pretty positive

[@takodaplays188]

okie dokie@@sssaym

[@JowhInfinidade]

THE POWER OF S [[ex]]

[@themanofgodp2795]

it the comedy police the jokes to funny

[@Adhamadous]

always imagines spamton ex to be a p--n star don't ask why

[@JowhInfinidade]

@@Adhamadous 💀

[@babyturtlebrotha1981]

@@Adhamadous ...I can not say I haven't thought the same at least once...

[@nonolerigolo9128]

don't you want to be [[large]], kris? come on, buy my [[enlargement]] pills!

[@X_Zangetsu_X]

He seems happier about his arms than he is about his legs lol XD

[@Transformers2Fan1]

Mettaton was obsessed with his legs but had shit defense. SNEO has epic defense so why not make him pleased with his arms?

[@WarriorMiller-zk2lu]

he has t rex arms normally so it makes sense

[@thegamingcapybara8980]

So he can reach for [heaven]

[@lemon9339]

@@thegamingcapybara8980 [heaven] YEAH!

[@renaglorio7044]

​@@Transformers2Fan1the shit defense is Mettaton NEO

[@Goobsterwill]

I MAY NOT HAVE [power of N E O] BUT GOD [DAMN DANEIL] LOOK AT MY [fabulous] ARMS HOLY [$#!+] THERE MAKING ME [sensory overload] OH MY *spamton ex rants on how beautiful his arms look for about 50 minutes*

[@LukeMarcello]

He has cool arms tbh

[@antjones4017]

*He then had a heart attack* *Which downed Ralsei*

[@KynG5]

An interesting thing about the Superbosses so far is that they seem to belong to _pairs._ JEVIL is the Black Joker card, with a missing Red Joker as his pair. SPAMTON NEO is based off of Mettaton NEO, when Mettaton EX goes completely unmentioned. ...Are we gonna get rematches?

[@rare_edamimi_fangirl]

So far this feels like kinda a stretch, but if future chapters continue the theme I could believe it (for instance: if Chapter 3's secret boss ends up being the bootleg controller and we don't see the non-bootleg one) Although "completely unmentioned" isn't true, Spamton Neo says this if you defeat him via attacking: "I WILL FILL MY [Body] WITH [Electricaty] AND BECOME SPAMTON [EX]!"

[@Ghost_friend_likes_burritos]

Maybe in a Chapter 7 boss rush, pizza tower style?

[@Number1RatedSalesmanBIGSHOT]

I think jevil is based off of sans, which, i guess his pair maybe is Papyrus. But uh if there is a secret boss that parallels Papyrus it'll prolly be later on

[@vaimantobe3034]

​@@Number1RatedSalesmanBIGSHOTI currently believe Jevil corresponds to Sans and Spamton to Mettaton. So the next superboss could correspond to Undyne and the one after that to Papyrus. Maybe the one after that as toriel?

[@DatLazyBoi]

0:27-0:32 That sounded like a combo from a fighting game,for some reason XD

[@mewmeows.]

'You hear the ringings of phones in the background as spamton tries to sell something to someone on the phone......unfortunately, the phone wires doesn't connect to anything.'

[@haydenhowell9277]

*smells like spamton*

[@atomicgummygod9232]

I just realized something HE COULD’VE NAMED THIS “DEATH BY A SALESMAN” AND IT WOULD’VE BEEN SUCH A CLEVER JOKE

[@IamDoru1]

too obvious imo

[@atomicgummygod9232]

Fair lol

[@Generic-eg8he]

" KRIS!!! YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD [3 For] ONE ME!?!?! [You really are an IDIOT]. [Teamers] NEVER WIN AGAINST [EX]TREME!!! TIME FOR [Bloodshed, Drama,] AND A [Specil] RIDE AROUND THE [Highway]! *Laughter* " Bonus: "GOD DAMMIT KRIS, STOP ATTACKING THNGS! Like Ralsei said, Attacking them will only make them stronger!!! Umm... Susie, I meant that for ONLY the K. Round, but I guess you're right. WHAT!?! You mean I could've never started listening to Kris!?!"

[@Frieza_Fanboy]

Flowey reference?

[@jamothegamo9916]

Spamton EX 90 def 60 atc he's hogging his own stage

[@Frieza_Fanboy]

atk*

[@yourlocaldumbass-whoreadsthis]

@@Frieza_Fanboy nerd

[@sabrinasanchez8658]

Um actually he has -4000 def as show in the concept video 🤓🤓(I don’t mean to be rude, just pointing it out)

[@TheGrammarNazi123]

I LOOKED AT MY [Dream Body] AND I SAW...[-4,000 DF]

[@aruce9]

Oh [cungadero]…

[@Yourboibladebroyles69]

WWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

[@1ratedsalesmansince1997]

HEY EVERY! 1! ITS ME!

[@ZuRtIS_cUrTiS]

Yeah your Spamton EX now (also known as S EX)

[@Blakxelwant]

it's actually amazing so amzing, in fact that I might have a... [[HEART ATTACK!!!]]

[@DarkWolf65865]

It should be called, "A Killer Deal"

[@JB-bc2ry]

Amazing to hear this in JQR's new vid

[@whyamihere555]

* STRINGS??? HAEHAEHAEHAEHAEH!!! WHO THE [[$$$$]] NEEDS [Silly Strings] WITH LEGS LIKE THESE!?!? * The air crackles with freedom.

[@Colddirector]

Me when I fill my [body] with [Electricaty]:

[@SPAMTONGG]

YOU SEE KRIS? [EX] IS REAL!!! NO [That’s Just A Theory], THIS IS THE [[REALDEAL]]. NOW, LET THE ADVERTISEMENTS BEGIN! LET THE SALES GO UP, UP, *UP!!!!!!!!!!* [[TO THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOON!]]

[@Frieza_Fanboy]

Nft reference??

[@somecirclewithsunglasses3994]

[BUT HEY, THAT'S JUST A THEORY, A] [Deltarune] [THEORY!!!!!!!!]

[@Transformers2Fan1]

Very nice, the algorithm has blessed me this day.

[@ItsTechnoKing]

It‘d be really cool to see Seek make a FNF song with this song.

[@crusher7985]

LEGS??? [[Folks]], THESE [[Arms]] ARE SO GOOD I'M [$!$!]ING MYSELF!!! [[Heaven]], THEY'RE EVEN BUILT TO [[Reflect]] THE [Recoil Damage] OF A TRULY [BIG] SHOT!!! *Fires off a massive pipis* HAEHAEHAE!! *Track begins, Spamton EX starts chaotically meme dancing*

[@Ksr3426]

WHAT’S YOURS IS MINE AND WHAT’S [[yours]] IS [[mine]]

[@businessrat0302]

ARMS?!?! EHAHAHAHA!!! I CAN STILL [[breakdown]] ON THE [[dance room floor]] FLOOR!!!

[@gamingwitharchie7697]

*Spamton EX makes his presence known! Not that it's good or anything, he just did. *Spamton EX flashes an award ing smile to the audience. *Spamton EX turns to the audience, then screams for no reason. *The audience seems more and more distant. *There isn't an audience. *Spamton EX desperately tries to sell you 50% off cereal. *But nobody cared. *Spamton EX realizes something...! *Oh, turns out... *...there is an audience! *The audience is laughing. *The audience is screaming with happiness. *The audience is screaming in fear for their lives. *The audience's patience is dying out. *The audience is dying out. *THE AUDIENCE IS DYING OUT. *The audience isn't there. *Oh, right. They never existed. *Spamton EX is having a mental breakdown. *Spamton EX is . *Spamton EX turns to the "audience" and asks if any of this is real. *Spamton EX turns to the and asks if any of is real. *Smells like desperation. *Smells like M O N E Y . *The air crackles with free dollars. Not really. *You are with .

[@platonymous_]

KRIS!!! BE A [BIG SHOT] AND GIVE ME THAT [Soul] YOU GOT!!!

[@RigelRat]

Extermination by expenses

[@somecirclewithsunglasses3994]

When Spamton becomes NEO-EX

[@msjayentrepreneur5799]

@@somecirclewithsunglasses3994spamton NEX

[@Hybrifox_K.maskedmadness]

@@somecirclewithsunglasses3994 spamton box form. Either that or spamton gamma

[@mcdiggles1141]

And then starwalker pops in as wobuffet

[@Mr.Tw1sty]

STARWALKER

[@0utgrown.]

*Kris! My, you are [$!$!]ing yourself by not [Accepting payment] of your [Heart shaped object]! *Come on Kris, you will [Win Big!] but.. [99% of gamblers quit before winning BIG]!

[@TheSenkMan]

OHHH [[yeah!]] KRIS, TAKE A LOOK AT MY [[BATTLE BODY]]!!!! [[Isn’t it wonderful]] FOLKS?!?!?

[@msjayentrepreneur5799]

Papyrus reference

[@TheSenkMan]

@@msjayentrepreneur5799Yuperooni

[@SPAMTONGG]

1:10 short accidental GRAN DAD reference…

[@Frieza_Fanboy]

OH MY [[####]]ING GOD

[@GabrielPerez-br5mm]

* Spamton EX presents himself to the audience * Spamton Starts to brag about his arms to the audience * The stage lights flash various colors * Spamton tugs at his strings * Spamton asks someone off-screen to guess the answer to a trivia question * There is no one off-screen * Spamton starts to question something... * Spamton starts to do a little jig * Spamton is dancing erratically * Spamton asks the audience about his purpose * Spamton asks the audience to stay for the show * Spamton prays to the audience * Spamton begs to the audience * But there still is no audience

[@AdamVeloZ1223]

BIG SHOT OF DEATH

[@vitya1337]

Bro it’s fire 🔥

[@Watar4281]

To feel the fight is more crazed, set the video on speed 1.25x

[@Unrandomdeinternet235]

🦖 WHAT THE HELL KRIS WHAT THE FUCK WE ARE 🙎‍♀️...

[@maykonbrasileiro761]

🐏 Susie a new dark fountaing has apeared

[@sonicfanboy3375]

🟣🟡Now it's your chance to be a [[BIG SHOT]]

[@VoiletEverflower]

"*It smells like Spamton." lol

[@delguin5447]

You should ask for permission before reuploading content that isnt yours, especially when the original creator already has a youtube channel.

[@bibblyboing]

Do they have one? I didn’t see one when I searched.

[@delguin5447]

@@bibblyboing Seems i confused them with another, but still quite rude to reupload without permission

[@Wicher500i]

@@bibblyboing I do have one :)

[@bibblyboing]

@@Wicher500i Oh, I didn’t see that! I wanted to emphasize that this was yours when I uploaded this. I understand if you want this video taken down and I’m sorry for not asking permission.

[@Wicher500i]

@@bibblyboing No worries

[@Colddirector]

[Dog.] [Dog.] [Dog.]

[@franilovic4139]

One hochi mama

[@spoon3141]

MONY

[@Yourboibladebroyles69]

Raining [[#?!#]]

[@carolynchurch4642]

Spamton ONE

[@Ponera-Sama]

I DON'T [[Like & Share!!]] MY SPOTLIGHT BUT [[4U]] I CAN MAKE AN [Exception]

[@synthwavesoundscape1893]

[Now's your chance to have a good deal!] YOU [Killed the Dinosaurs?!] BUT I'M TOO HOT! IN MY [New Deal], KID, THERE'S NO SPOT FOR A [Doe-eyed Dumbass] TO CAST HER LOT ONLY [cold] [Singles] LEFT TO STAND ONCE I [Crush (Orange)] YOU LIKE A [Crush (Orange)] CAN I’LL [Proceeds to charity] WITH MY PLAN

[@cones_are_kool]

HEAR THE [PIPIS] [[FRY]] HEAR THE ([pipis] [cry]

[@synthwavesoundscape1893]

@@cones_are_kool TRY TO HIT [end call]

[@kimpedchenko6426]

YOUR TOO FAR ON YOUR [fall]

[@synthwavesoundscape1893]

@kimpedchenko6426 DAMNIT KRIS, WHY DID YOUR [age 65 and above] TECHNOLOGICAL ILLITERATE [mamaaa! Oooo!] MAKE A [specil] PROBLEM ON MY OS!??!?! THEY HAVE [over 70 new flavors!] TABS OPEN AT ONCE!!

[@cones_are_kool]

@@synthwavesoundscape1893 WHAT THE FFFFF [[FIFTYN PERCENT OF]] IS HAPPENING HERE?!

[@RealHeyItzDark]

KRIS!! LOOK HOW S[EX]Y I AM NOW!

[@GoldenAdrien]

You do realize this is already on KZbin under their channel right?

[@CloudMouth27]

no it isn't

[@zippersnstitches9009]

KRIS YOU [4 For 9 Specil] LOOK AT ME. I’VE GOT THE [BIG S]TAGE!!

[@JamesEhrlich-d2d]

So he is using his own soul as a microphone?

[@ZuRtIS_cUrTiS]

Do darkners have souls?

[@soullex999]

. . .

[@Dilopho]

How come they deleted their soundcloud account?

[@netheritum116]

Spamton EX must be weaker than Spamton NEO

[@bibblyboing]

i would imagine a Spamton EX fight to be shorter but harder due to highrr attack

[@netheritum116]

@@bibblyboing Spamton EX shound be weak like Mettaton NEO

[@bibblyboing]

@@netheritum116 LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER

[@PopPlayz08]

@@netheritum116spamton EX should be weak like Mettaton NEO

[@bibblyboing]

@@PopPlayz08 LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER

[@maykonbrasileiro761]

[ridle me this] Kris What is so great that i would have an [ heartatack ] if i lost them? These [#@*$]ing [ARMS] but dont [ breath ] yet Kris you too can have these delicious [@#$*] for the low, low price of your [ heartshapedobject]

[@Beepogen]

Whats yours is mine and what's [[yours]] is also [[mine]]