Murderhobo | 1 For All | D&D Comedy Web-Series

[@deerstalkerpictures]

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[@deswoods278]

Deerstalker Pictures I feel personally attacked, those people shouldn’t have been so nosy and they might have lived!

[@iamthe12th]

Then the guards show up.

[@ulrik5164]

@@iamthe12th Then the King himself shows up.

[@thenecrodancer4833]

@@ulrik5164 Then the King's court mage shows up

[@ulrik5164]

@@thenecrodancer4833 Then God arrives and ends up on top of the pile of dead bodies...

[@jevanking4768]

This is just classic D&D trying to solve a problem only leads to the body count growing higher

[@thesultryhippo9184]

jevan king That's exactly what this is

[@belgarath6388]

That's the way my current party solves our problems, we can basicly be tracked by the bodies we leave behind. Well we are an evil party so that can be expected.

[@bradmolyneaux5883]

This is almost a red dead redemption 2 video

[@lorgariiix]

So true, love this depiction

[@thefalloutphoenix]

@@bradmolyneaux5883 exactly

[@OdykKayne]

..."are we the bad guys?" I feel like this is something every DnD group asks themselves.

[@andsoooo]

I just play chaotic neutral characters that basically go with the canned response of "Eh, whatever."

[@СергейКордо-щ5щ]

And you, as a DM, are trying to shove them back to heroes. Save the world.

[@mkhoirulfatikhin8768]

you need this question pops up in the players mind after they massacre the kings army and finally meet the "evil" king....

[@raznaak]

Sorry for the text wall, but this is a nice story, I romise. I play Alternity with my friends, it's a somewhat realistic sci-fi RPG set in our universe's future, relatively simple (except with group battles with more than 15 people or space battles with more than 5 ships, these are a chore and last at LEAST two games...) and in the campaign we are playing right now we are explorer of a newly discovered quadrant of the galaxy in the year 2326, a little bit like Star Trek. We have the biggest medium ship, with a crew of about 300, and quite loaded with armament for a vessel of our size class, since we never know what we can encounter. There are six playable races, all in the Terran Federation, and our biggest ennemies are the Neo-Terrans, basically space nazis that consider every other races at best like slaves. Since we have a lot of crew, so we can have at least a character in most situations, would it be in the ship or on the ground, most of us play multiple characters. Two of the five players play two characters (I play the captain of the ship, Captain Saendra Steele, and a psion tech that mainly use the experimental psionic translation machine to communicate with the new races; and the other play the Computer Officer and a sniper), one play three characters (the pilot who can't go on the ground, a Sergeant and an Explorer who is also a spy for the Federation), and the two new players play only one character (one plays the Weapons technician who also is a combattant, think like a Tech-priest from Warhammer 40k, and the other plays a soldier). My captain is VERY good at what she does, she is charismatic AF, and is a master tactician. But she has the flaw Medium Temper - Orders, which means that if anybody doesn't comply to her orders --even by mistake-- she fly into a rage and gets HUGE malus to all her checks and make terrible decisions until the order is complied, the person dies or enough time passes. We encountered a new race, the Dwervo, which are mouthless dwarves living on an irradiated planet because they got into a nuclear war, and most of the population is scattered in underground bunkers. There is still one major city, which is under a dome. Since the city is well defended, we explore a bit and encounter some Dwervo, and we got escorted into the city. In the city, my psion make an amazing perception check, and detects that some of the Dwervo tech are in fact from the Neo-Terrans, and that we're in deep shit. The governor greets us in his palace, thinking we're from Neo-Terra, and the Captain don't deny him since otherwise our twenty-some party would get annihilated, we try to cut the conversation short and GTFO, but suddenly a Neo-Terran advisor enters the room. Before anybody could react, my psion basically use a jedi mind-trick to get him go back and not see us, but it only last one hour. We GTFO and return to the ship. As we get to the ship, a Neo-Terran destroyer suddenly appears (small ship with BIG guns), and we engage it. Meanwhile, the advisor return to his senses and there are volleys after volleys of missiles coming from the dome. We somehow manage to destroy the destroyer, dodge or destroy most of the missiles, but get massive damage to the ship. Suddenly, a nuclear missile gets launched, and some of the crew, including a player (he left the game since) try to escape by hijacking a gunship (they fail), and at the same time the pilot makes a crit fail check, meaning he gets us not into the course the captain planned. The flaw kicks in, and after the nuclear missile gets destroyed, the captain sees red and wants revenge on the Dwervo. She orders a pass over the city and a full bombardment from ALL our guns. Since we are massively damaged, most of the shots misses, but a shot from a medium gun makes an ordinary hit and destroys a building. Normally, the captain would understand that a hit with one of the big guns would be devastating and against basically all laws of war, but you know, she's in a rage. She orders ANOTHER volley, and then luckily (or unluckily...) ALL of our gun hit amazingly (think of a critical hit), almost max damage. The city is razed. In its place, there is a smouldering caldera of slag and melted concrete, with a fine mist from the vaporized Dwervo living here. A true and total genocide. The realization sinks it, she gets out of her rage, and since we're out of danger she orders to deploy every ressources to rescue all Dwervo we can from the wreck. We get to save a few hundred from the 39 thousands that lived in the dome... Shit. The captain levels up and put a few ranks in Law - Court procedures, since she knows what's coming. A week later, the follow-up fleet comes in system (we are one of the vanguard, and when we discover a new civilisation and make first contact, we ask a fleet to come make a permanent outpost to get the planet into the Federation, or colonize if it's a virgin planet (or help us if it's a warmongering dangerous species)), the admiral of the fleet then detains the captain and court-martial her. The captain has a good perk that I don't get to use often, she has a powerful ally that I can ask favours from (with drawbacks afterwards), her lore is that she's the heir of a trillionaire mega-conglomerate oligarch, and she ask for the best lawyer possible in the short notice she has. Somehow (and with multiple amazing (critically good) checks and a few last resorts (destiny points or whatnot)), we convinced the court that it was not TECHNICALLY a genocide, since it was during a war and that they were allies of our mortal ennemies, and multiple experts determined that the Dwervo population left on the planet was enough for continued survival, and all our efforts after the act amounted for enough to count for something. She got out of court not only free, but still with the captaincy of the ship, albeit with an advisor selected by the Federation (the advisor is also an employee of Papa Steele to check on her) to prevent further problems (the advisor turned out to be a traitor working for Neo-Terra, but that's another story). I got out of an execution for a war crime because it was TECHNICALLY not a genocide, and with a LOT of luck. I was lucky to keep my character, I was prepared to make another one... Oh, and she killed a few scientists prisoners from a prior planet working for a Theocratic tyrant because she was --again-- in an almost berserk rage after the tyrant launched a nuclear assault on all his ennemies (the other nations we allied with). And quite a few other murders, never one of the crew though, she still has morals... Except the traitor, who got a new breathing hole in the forehead after she betrayed us and almost killed us all. Yeah, the captain is not a good girl... She's mellowed a bit afterwards because she realized she was going on the wrong path, but she has a bloody trail behind her...

[@СергейКордо-щ5щ]

@@raznaak - What is your superpower? - I have a lot of money.

[@forrestdorman4870]

As another GM I feel physical pain at this. This happens so often. I once threw in orphans just to see if I could get them to stop. They did not.

[@wolves600]

throw in a shape shifted dragon

[@jackielinde7568]

Hey, we DM's are known for holding family hostage and then killing them off. Did you send their kin to see what all of the commotion was about? It's only fair to stick to the script.

[@nessa-parmentier]

Last time i've seen this i was a player and absolutely disagreed with what my team had done. The GM was feeling the same way and i managed to get them to face justice, because they couldn't handle my paladin in a fight. It was great to play, but disbanded the group so...

[@bradmolyneaux5883]

@@nessa-parmentier when you are playing with fantasy psychopaths you are better off finding people closer to your disposition. My gf and I wouldn't tolerate that shit either. There are other things that would set me right off, fantasy or not, I don't care if it's pretend.

[@insaincaldo]

@@nessa-parmentier I know your plight, though my paladin at the time was intended to fall. The other players just really could not wait to go full murder hobo and that was never the intention.

[@NobleWolf]

Her holding that white cat while she describes how she is murdering everyone makes me think she is a super villain haha

[@MWoyde]

The baby in the crowd having the DMs face had me rolling

[@chirpbirds924]

wow sad

[@rolfs2165]

Perception check?

[@imnotsupposedtobehere2692]

“She’s four years old, has arthritis and can’t feed herself.” Just...I can’t process this damn channel, I’m always dying on the floor.

[@edwardnotyourconcern6519]

Aint that the truth.

[@justaride7444]

I believe he said "... can't beat herself." :)

[@imnotsupposedtobehere2692]

Just aRide HOLY CRAP IF THATS WHAT HE SAID THATS EVEN BETTER

[@kendalldrury8156]

@@justaride7444 it was Feed......

[@justaride7444]

@@kendalldrury8156 Aww, how boring. Are you sure? I honestly think "beat" makes for better comedy. I really struggle to see why the (imagined, but stilll) famished daughter of a dieing armless man would make the while crew burst out in laughter. That's just cruel.

[@michaelr3572]

I like how she's petting the cat describing her resolution to the dilemma.

[@LrdTndra]

I know she's not, but it sort of looks in some frames like she's maniacally choking her cat too. Is weird.

[@commonviewer2488]

As a proper villain should

[@hariszark7396]

Remember the evil one in Inspector Gadget......😉

[@Abxiximab]

Also a really amazing and rare odd-eyed cat. I want this cat to play a bigger role in future episodes...

[@enderpup9289]

Michael R cute cat

[@theredeft5319]

You know you messed up if Nixie is the one questioning the party’s morality.

[@Spetulhu]

I think someone even made a motivational poster about that. Character Development: When the pyromaniac sorcerer with delusions of grandeur has become the "Voice of reason" in the party, you might be doing it wrong.

[@cult_maiden]

IMHO it just increases the level of absurdity :)

[@saravanandilip7907]

Yes, that it is for sure!

[@edi9892]

I know a psychopath who told his wife to calm the F down! She was abusive to her daughter and was even worse to animals to the point that she maimed and killed them.... The irony was that of this generation, the psychopath was the only _normal_ person within the family whereas the others were all damaged beyond repair by their war time experiences...

[@Altercate]

One of the best things about D&D is getting to see the NICEST people in real-life take on terrifying, psychotic personae in-game! My wife's gnome druid scares me...

[@cjdziesiuta1995]

Good.

[@lordpuki1375]

When I first read this comment I thought it said INCEST people...

[@blaynegreiner9365]

​@@lordpuki1375 Ohh myyy

[@lordpuki1375]

@@blaynegreiner9365 is it wrong that I read that in George Takei 's voice?

[@hungariangiraffe6361]

@@lordpuki1375 fun fact: puki is a childish word for fart in Hungarian.

[@roguishpaladin]

5:32 "Band of Tabaxi orphans" They literally killed kittens in this killing spree.

[@SH-qs7ee]

So found more than one way to skin a cat

[@nikmenn2751]

@@SH-qs7ee We need next iteration of Evandra to wield a Katzbalger in off-hand, because it can be translated from German as cat-flayer.

[@squallshot]

I swear if they had a necromancer in the group he would be having a freakin field day.

[@hobbesgoblin2691]

Not enough gold

[@fanaticbogey]

And now introducing the fourth member of the murderhobos- Reanimus the Black! Sup meatbags? How about we raise the dead then raise the roof!

[@hsmacaraig]

HAH-

[@zearcjustice7837]

i laugh so hard that my stomach hurt so bad HAHAHAHHAH

[@shinobidaniel_12]

Or a druid

[@Not_Ciel]

Nixie: *Fireballs everything without regard to the consequences* Evandra: *Literally kills over 30 peasants and is happy with herself* Antrius: *Is literally just trying to be a bro and keep the party out of trouble* Antrius is the only good guy in this party XD

[@Grangelzz]

just waiting for the episode where he fucks someone that will be really bad for the party

[@llKirosll]

for now

[@Lucas-rz3vl]

I mean staying with and supporting the actions of the other two definitely makes you evil by proxy lmao

[@rafaelplugge3214]

Antrius is Neutral Good, being dragged down into Neutral territory

[@cr4zyj4ck]

@@Lucas-rz3vl He's neutral - wants to be somewhat good, but his party of 3 is himself and 2 smoking hot babes who also happen to have his wandering lifestyle. He doesn't want that ride to end, but he is in over his head at this point and since the ladies just murdered loads of innocent people while he stood by and watched he is now an outlaw in those lands as well.

[@franzfanz]

DM. "You have a problem to solve." The Party. "How can we make violence the solution?"

[@topogigio7031]

Your DM doubles as a babysitter? Neat

[@asdfg2560]

Listen if violence is not the solution then you’re clearly not using enough.

[@bragnir]

@@asdfg2560 Problem: mosquito on your ballsack. Solution: Apply violence, or more violence? Result: a world of pain.

[@JeremyLambright]

Fireball. The answer is always Fireball.

[@marvinschroeder9439]

violence is not the answer. it is the question and the answer is "yes" xD

[@Qwerty95ish]

The tiefling is one of the most adorkable characters ever.

[@enzocrespin5806]

IKR. She looks like a goofy, pyromaniac version of Mina Ashido from MHA

[@thaeros]

not 100% sure she is tiefling what make me think she is is her tail and horms but i don't remember if the fire genasis ( half fire elemental ( we call them genasis in my country)) have horns and tail... i don't think so if my memory is good only tiefling have these because of their demonic blood! ( i HAD played D&D but that NEVER was my main PnP ( that is agone in first, shadowrun in second and wherewolf in third)!

[@fisch37]

​@@thaerosFire Genasi are not shown with horns or a tail in MMM

[@thaeros]

@@fisch37 that was what i was thinking only tiefling have them (horns an tails) right? if my memory is good genasi only have "colors" ( for exemple more redish heirs and eyes for fire genasi and blue for water right?).

[@fisch37]

@@thaeros They also have some other stuff in the artwork, but the best tell is the colour, yes.

[@VivaLaDnDLogs]

"2 silver for an apple is highway robbery!" "No.... What you did to him is highway robbery." That got me.

[@Seeric85]

If the silver pieces are made of silver, that would be extremely pricey. Could probably buy a goat for that.

[@VivaLaDnDLogs]

@@Seeric85 does anyone actually use copper pieces?

[@Seeric85]

@@VivaLaDnDLogs Big gripe about D&D for me was always that one silver piece is 10 copper pieces. Should be a hundred, and a copper piece should be roughly the equivalent of a dollar. A silver coin is a coin made of silver. That's big boy money for peasants. A copper piece should get you a few apples. Room and board at a fancy inn for one night should be a silver piece. That includes stabling and feeding your horse, dinner and breakfast.

[@christianstachl]

@@Seeric85 Exactly my thought. It was always bugging me. 50 gold reward here, 100 gold loot there. I'm just creating my first adventure for my group and i'll do it somewhat like you said. It just makes more sense, why even have copper and silver when everyone has loads of gold?

[@Regina316]

@@christianstachl Maybe gold and silver are not quite as rarely found over there?

[@TheSwedishchef87]

"You shouldn't have burned your spell slots making smores" "I was hungry!" Had me rolling!

[@RijackiTorment]

I thought that a perfectly valid reason to burn fire spells.

[@zenogias01]

Cantrips, Nixie! You can use them as many times as you want now! Though, admittedly, nothing toast a smore like Burning Hands . . .

[@giselledsouza4073]

@@zenogias01 you're giving me the rumblies that only hands can satisfy

[@garoutail]

@@giselledsouza4073 But Carrrll!!!

[@TheMariusDarkwolf]

I was hungry, don't judge me

[@ilnabbodelpianodisot]

Leave it to D&D for a character to be so thoroughly unathletic that they are unable to move a body, and yet strong enough to rip it apart with their bare hands lol

[@Rathkryn]

@DreamPioneer12777 Pretty much any level 1 character (other than a barbarian who is raging) can be one shot. That being said, it only takes 300 experience in 5e to get to level 2. It shouldn't take _too_ many jobs before you level up. 😂😂 Fun fact, in 2nd Edition wizards had a 1d4 hit die and had to roll for their starting hit points. So a level 1 wizard could potentially have ONE hitpoint.

[@costinpatru5450]

@DreamPioneer12777 So Lawful Evil is better?

[@macromicro1715]

@@costinpatru5450 Always

[@macromicro1715]

@@costinpatru5450 Always

[@dracophoenixttv]

@@Rathkryn that depends if the game isn't milestone though. But if he did some missions he should level up.

[@JustStormo]

“Are we the bad guys?” AWH NIXIE HONEY

[@bennythemonk]

“Aw honey...... Yes, yes you are.”

[@Wyeith_]

@@bennythemonk ​Just because you're the bad guys, doesn't make you Bad guys?... No?... Anyone?... Ok... tosses peasant's dismembered arm into ditch and begins to cover it

[@ptonpc]

You know you're the bad guy when even Nixie asks if you're the bad guy.

[@Galacticat42]

Surprised they didn't make the reference "Are we the baddies?"

[@giin97]

@@Galacticat42 I'm sure that's exactly what they were going for.

[@robertrodriguezharo1906]

"Murder! Theft! Necrophilia!" Just got me in xD

[@tarbosh917]

Really that guy had it coming. Why would you make it clear that your intent is to rat out the murders/thieves/necrophiliacs when they're right in front of you.

[@finn6988]

The spit spraying forth from the mouth as he screams "there is MISCHIEF on your road!" is absolute perfection. Nice touch, kudos to Elliot Ryan!

[@jingles00]

Okay, I expected Evandra to be somewhere along Neutral Good, with Nixie being the murder hobo but this outcome is even more (bloody brutal...) and hilarious and Antrius at 4:59 is such a mood. Absolutely adore the slutty gorgeous hair man.

[@ouroboros_1355]

twiggu can’t say I’m unhappy about her alignment revelation, I do like her character a lot more now 😂

[@moonriverbaby4108]

Ouroboros_13 Nixie use to be my favorite. Now she’s tied with Evandra. Im glad they did this!

[@ouroboros_1355]

Moon River Baby let’s not get ahead of ourselves, Nixie is still my favorite, I just have a newfound love for evandra

[@Femaiden]

you just "assume" the tiefling would be the bad one? you are racist. . .

[@ouroboros_1355]

IcedFate I meanshe does like to fireball at a guard just doing their job, and loving how a family got killed in a fire 😂

[@orsettomorbido]

"It's good! In fact, it's so good, you attract even more people to the crowd." Now, THIS is what a DM looks like HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@keeper21br]

I love doing this kind of thing as a DM. Once, one of the PCs climbed over a table, and I demanded a Constitution check. He rolled high. I announced “the table collapses. Roll acrobatics”. 😁

[@maurocimino4936]

That's not how skill checks work. If a player rolls to do something, the dice tells you how well it goes, an excellent roll means good power and finesse, not brute power. If I roll to jump a fence and I score a 20 you can't tell me "you jumped so high you broke a leg when you reach the floor"

[@vamphunterx]

This is what I call DM fuckery. Using good & unrelated rolls to screw your players over will not work out well for keeping players. It is annoying.

[@vamphunterx]

@@keeper21br Why a constitution check? Why not an athletics or strength cehck?

[@keeper21br]

vamphunterx First of all, we weren’t playing D&D, but a different system. I just “translated” it to D&D terms. Second, we all had a good laugh out of it, the player included. We had fun. That’s the whole purpose of the game. But maybe you’re right, a strength check might have been more appropriate for the situation.

[@JaeTea194]

"Oh no, he's had a heart attack!" That delivery made me lose it xD

[@grahamsmallwood]

Favorite line in the whole series. She's just committed to the plan.

[@shalonsmith1337]

It was adorable 😍

[@nope8827]

Wha..

[@caesar6733]

2:45 I like how they just instantly scatter when Nixie tries to cast something..

[@lightfdar]

As the great Kenpachi once said, "if you are using violence and you still have a problem, then you are simply not using enough of it."

[@brycevo]

Oh no, we have a Murderhobo in the party. Oh no Now, Evandra. If you aren't already, change your alignment to Chaotic Evil.

[@none-of-your-busi-ness]

oh no, she's a classic chaotic neutral if I've ever seen one!

[@nyarlathotep-thecrawlingch6335]

No, it would be Neutral Evil, Chaotic Evil and Chaotic Neutral will follow laws if they feel like it!

[@jackielinde7568]

Well, if you remember the episode where they were trying to sneak into the King's Garden, Nixie was more than prepared to roast a guard to get by him. I think the only one who can claim not to be a murder hobo is Artrius. He's the only one who hasn't killed someone yet? (But he did seduce the BBEG in Roll to Seduce.)

[@Rathkryn]

@@jackielinde7568 Nixie had a reason to kill _one_ guard. She wanted to get the mission done. Evandra just didn't want to pay 2 silver for an apple so murdered dozens of people.

[@jackielinde7568]

@@Rathkryn And the tavern she burned down? I'm assuming the death count was more than the party, their quest giver NPC and the barmaid NPC. I say the only one without direct blood on his hands is the bard.

[@LordReginaldMeowmont]

When the Chaotic Evil character asks if they're the bad guys...

[@rommdan2716]

*Chaotic Neutral

[@The_Evening_Sun]

@arnold jayeola you can have self aware chaotic evil characters that are just so morally bankrupt that they don't care

[@qwertyuiopaaaaaaa7]

A C “Morally bankrupt”, so morality exists. You sound like a boring old Lawful Good.

[@The_Evening_Sun]

@@qwertyuiopaaaaaaa7 just cause I believe in morality doesn't mean I follow it strictly. I'm offended you would associate with those uptight knaves, good sir.

[@pallasproserpina4118]

That baby will be in my nightmares. Thank you.

[@deerstalkerpictures]

In an earlier version of the script I had the baby breastfeeding. And just... No. No no no no no no no no.

[@pallasproserpina4118]

Deerstalker Pictures Oh gods. Thank you for sparing us.

[@soinelle85]

@@deerstalkerpictures LMAO, I just pictured that now. Would have fell out of the chair wheezing not expecting that.

[@Blizz3112]

Its fine... its dead now... :-P

[@Locolupine4144]

5:06 I love the way that the cat just stared directly at the camera as she described how she killed the peasant and by the end, even the cat was looking down wondering if that was a bit much XD I love this series!

[@zerotakis]

"Don't look that way, and hear what I have to say." A true bard if ever there was one.

[@Mercus65]

Once you go down the murderhobo rabbit hole you can't come back, there has to be no witnesses

[@Grimbago]

As wise man once said, "As far as there are no witnesses, this is stealth"

[@joshuaknight6551]

@@Grimbago a chicken has witnessed your crime

[@PoochieCollins]

@@joshuaknight6551 : "let's KFC that bitch!"

[@yourbuddyunit]

"And then she beat him to death with his own skull!" "I didn't think that was physically possible"

[@cobra6481]

"This... doesn't... seem... physically... possible..." -Jimmy

[@SH-qs7ee]

That depends on the person; he could be a skull collector

[@orion1anon859]

That's exactly what Jimmy kept screaming.

[@solarchos8821]

"THIS DOESN'T SEEM PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE!! Blaaaarg."

[@avarielblackwing6613]

omg, now I have to watch 13 seasons of Red vs. Blue all over again... 😆

[@TheSingleTrucker]

"Oh no. He'th havin' a harth attack." feigned Nixie.

[@SkandiTV]

"Spontaneous combu-fft-ion?" Man, Nixie is so adorable.

[@malevolentthedragon]

All parties have that moment where they turn and ask themselves, "are we the bad guys?" I find it hilarious.

[@manonmarchand3444]

not all... One "Chaotic good" elf ended up leading the group I was DMing into a town-razing massacre... and when a God came down and asked them why, the collective answer was no better than Evandra's "he asked two silver for an Apple!"...

[@rogerjohnson2793]

Razing a town isnt chaotic good. Your party should probably role play realistic to their alignment choice

[@tonys6688]

@@manonmarchand3444 I'm pretty strict in enforcing alignment shifts with my group. If a "Good" or "Neutral" character murders an innocent person, intentionally and knowingly, then I will change their alignment to evil. If they lose class features because of that, that's their fault. :3

[@demonkingbadger6689]

And then you finish flaying the dwarf for information and you move on.

[@Regina316]

@@tonys6688 Unless they were lying to themselves, right? The goody-two-shoes types are *so* good at believing they're doing the right thing! ;D

[@blairbird8022]

I'm impressed by Nixie eating/biting that apple with those fake teeth.

[@suzieanimates4392]

Blair Bird depends how good there applied

[@HysteriaDEmari]

Who Said those are fake?

[@carlflaherty2215]

@@HysteriaDEmari, Nixie is the real person, Nicole is the RPG character.

[@gchnookums4951]

Probably just took them off for that scene I think...

[@alexanderzhmurov9624]

That's why we love tieflings!!

[@antoniobeltranthesumosnipe8634]

"And I beat him with the soggy end of his own leg!" "I thought you were a cleric!" "What, its not a blade, so..."

[@Dustywitch]

Wait to you have the warrior do it who also possesses Greater Cleave and rolls a nat 20. I've seen out happen! The group was fighting kobals and the warrior picked one up and used it as a weapon!

[@bretsheeley4034]

GM: "Wait... You took an Exotic Weapon Proficiency feat slot for dismembered limbs?" Player: "Well, if a situation comes up enough in-game, when the next time leveling rolls around, you adjust."

[@TheMariusDarkwolf]

@@bretsheeley4034 that's my hexblade. He even tried to get the dm to let him make some dragonborns left arm his pact weapon. The stupidly funny part is a hexblade is always proficient with their pact weapon

[@vandalsavage2074]

From this day forth whenever I disagree with anyone I will proclaim "your highness, your highness, there is mischief on the road"

[@chazfromouterspace]

5:38 nixie dropping the mouthful of apple was adorable.

[@Saintbow]

Me: "Oh damn, she's really attractive" Also me: "Oh damn, she is now holding a cat and vividly describing how to murder people in a grotesque way...She's a fucking James bond Villain!"

[@lucifers.morningstar3805]

A gorgeous James Bond villain.

[@MikeTrieu]

@@lucifers.morningstar3805 Most women a-fucking James Bond usually are.

[@selftando3093]

@@lucifers.morningstar3805 I AGREE 💯👍

[@cjdziesiuta1995]

Oh, no now she's HOTTE4

[@richardashendale922]

Idk. She looks average to me. The thumbnail is an exceptionally good angle for her but generally her jaw-line appears too broad and makes her face appear... bulky.

[@Madrock7777]

"So are we the baddies?" "I mean we have skulls on our hats"

[@waves_under_stars]

"pirates are fun" "I didn't say we weren't fun, but fun or not, pirates are still the baddies."

[@RamRam.720]

"The skulls show the barest of the human form, that everyone underneath is the same, also it's rad as hell" -Malcador, probably

[@SH-qs7ee]

You're not the baddies; if these people were good, they would all be at church, praying... for your evil souls

[@arqueiroXD]

Well in overlord there is a guy that wears the skull of children. And he has not a evil alignment.

[@SH-qs7ee]

@@arqueiroXD Hell, Warhammer and 40k both use skull icons quite frequently on the good guys

[@vigilantsycamore8750]

Fun story: I ALMOST won over an NPC who justifiably didn't like adventurers last session, by telling him that in the village where my character grew up we actually called adventurers murderhobos He seemed to approve

[@gerardmontgomery280]

"I just can't think of anything good about a skull"

[@TheMariusDarkwolf]

@@gerardmontgomery280 it makes a wonderful chalice or ashtray

[@THEMrFill]

"Oh no, he's had a heart attack" is the *_GREATEST_* deception ever! I'm using that in every game I play in now when I have to try a deceive 😁😁😁

[@Uriel238]

During much of the middle ages, _he just... died._ was plausible. We barely had basic medicine, let alone awareness of things like CPR or first aid, and peasants were _gathered unto God_ routinely in their thirties of _natural causes._ Of course, an open stab wound or a missing limb might belie the cause of his death.

[@n0wheregrrl]

@@Uriel238 Perhaps, but D&D fantasy worlds aren't really the middle ages. In general, they can be a bit anachronistic to begin with, but the presence of such common and powerful magic completely changes things, as magic is in many ways a much more potent technology than any kind of modern technology. For example, just compare any modern transportation method to, say, a teleport spell ... or for mass transit, teleportation circles. And as for medicine? No modern medicine in the world can even begin to compete with what D&D healing magic can accomplish. Even if it isn't as commonly available to average people as modern devices are today, magic is such a ridiculous game-changer that it completely reshapes the limits of what's possible.

[@Skullmiser]

Not even a baby was gullible enough.

[@curselifter4102]

That reminds me of a player, on an adventure of a friend of mine, who had take part on a murder attempt of a NPC - putting fire on his tent. No one has seen what the party did. Later, on the same session, they abruptly come across with the same NPC, quite alive, and his group. Then the player casually asked: “Shouldn’t you be dead”?

[@nikmenn2751]

@@Uriel238 Actually, good age to die of natural causes was nearly 0-8 years and the ones who survive will envy the dead.

[@martyncurrill2766]

So the DM said, "let's have this character eat an apple, it'll make her look like more of an asshole." Bloody excellent work!

[@madquest8]

D&D Sins.

[@KHranser]

Человек делающий субтитры на русском, отдельное спасибо, благодаря тебе имею возможность смотреть этот шедевр. (Май инглиш из бед... из бед и мучений)

[@vit.2882]

The man making russian subtitles, big thanks to you. Because of you I have an opportunity to watch this masterpiece. (My English is bad... made from woes and suffer)(The last part is untranslatable pun)

[@awnrii]

its adorable to see nixie ‘s player get more and more into the game as the series progresses

[@alejandroespinosa7542]

“I’ve never seen a man be stabbed with another man.” “I really out did myself!” Just glorious. Simply glorious.

[@alledzebu1975]

For some reason, that dialog reminds me a lot of "llamas with hats"...

[@wumpusrat]

"Then (Ninja) Brian stabbed some random guy with a different guy." kzbin.info/www/bejne/r4i7eo2hZ9CHgbM :)

[@smithyMcjoe]

Ninja Brian?

[@suspiciouscheese4518]

You’re missing the “Yeah I didn’t think I could top that, but then that band of Tabaxi orphans came along.”

[@jeckjeck3119]

''a man be stabbed with another man'' ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@jonettesanchez4899]

5:39 that slight look of disappointment in Nixie's face when she accidentally spat out the apple she was chewing after Evandra hit her is just too adorable

[@chrisspellman5952]

This is exactly what a BG3 Dark Urge playthrough is like.

[@StarlitSeafoam]

3:16 Pure. Gold. I expected him to run off after declaring the king would hear of it, but no, he just starts screaming for the king right there. 😂😂😂 I am crying, I've re-watched it five times help

[@connorm7915]

I remember a few years back when I was running a campaign with some friends, they were investigating a series of disappearances which turned out to be the work of a mysterious cult of shapeshifters hidden in the sewer system beneath the town. But once the players had figured out the general location of the baddies, they opted for a rather heavy-handed approach, collecting all the oil and alcohol from the surrounding area and dumping it into the sewer which they then set alight, consuming the entire sewer, and by extension the entire town, in a blazing inferno. Good times.

[@jamieadams2589]

Then they found out the shapeshifters are fire proof

[@Regina316]

@@jamieadams2589 And incredibly angry about having their hideout destroyed. XD Possibly even their temple, since they were a cult.

[@jacej355]

That works I guess.

[@mikejett2733]

U are the perfect dm

[@momcconnell9462]

"I've never seen someone stab a man with another man.." "Yeah, didn't think I could top that. Then that band of tabaxi orphans came along.." me, a person who loves tabaxies: nooo, not the baby kitties!

[@bmcbee147]

Not just the men, but the women and children too

DM: STOP BEING MURDER HOBOS!!!! PARTY: STOP SENDING NPC OUR WAY AFTER WE ROLE SUCCESSFULLY AND TRY TO HIDE THE BODIES!! EDIT: also to add 5:07 the cat looks like he has seen some shit

[@astronix7141]

"So what did you do today?" "Oh, you know, genocide, theft, the usual."

[@cjnf11]

- What do you call it when you kill someone to get all their stuff? - Adventuring. (Dragon Age II: Mark of the Assassin)

[@sarawawa8984]

“Oh no! He’s had a heart attack!” Made me cackle

[@AzrenSA]

"Are we the bad guys?" Yes. Yes you are. And I can just hear those magic words, "I was just playing my alignment!"

[@blaynegreiner9365]

The tagline of Chaotic Neutral players everywhere!

[@sadiemcc9363]

Right. Evandra is officially Chaotic Evil.

[@QuindariusGooch-s8o]

Nah, nah, totally Lawful Good. Those people were all evil. For sure.

[@BloodyBay]

Let's meet in the middle and say that she's True Neutral (with heavy Chaotic Evil tendencies). ;-)

[@aidanthornton173]

*Nixie:* Are we the bad guys? *Everyone:* Awwww, sweetheart.....yeah....you really are.

[@spacemanspiff6332]

I wish y'all would do more of these. They are absolutely hilarious and one of a kind comedic genius.

[@brentramsten249]

"ive never seen a man stabbed with another man" i simply have to try this sometime.

[@AmorphisBob]

It's at this point my DM would be sitting there with his arms crossed and say "welp, you're chaotic evil now"

[@colinsmith1495]

@HypoLuxor Yeah, but they weren't bandits. It started with a merchant selling apples and continued with random travelers discovering their crime. This is straight up Chaotic Evil. I could MAYBE justify Neutral Evil if they were Neutral already.

[@Dilligff]

DM consults notes for next weeks encounter and crosses out 'Cult of Necromancers' and replaces it with 'Order of Paladins'.

[@blaynegreiner9365]

​@HypoLuxor I mean..this is how everyone plays Chaotic Neutral anyways lol It is to the point where I literally sit down with any prospective players that give me a sheet that says "Chaotic Neutral" on it. Chaotic Neutral raises sooo many red flags because it is interpreted as the, "I can do whatever I want, whenever I want" alignment.

[@patdier5498]

​@@blaynegreiner9365 that's how chaotic neutral is when played the wrong way if played right it's do what I feel like within reason

[@boilerfan18]

I can’t believe they didn’t fall for such a brilliant lie.

[@brandongalvan6603]

I refuse to believe that Nixie isn't packing the _fire bolt_ or _create bonfire_ cantrips.

[@TDGCmote]

Brandon Galvan how else did they light on fire?

[@bigredwolf6]

Well she did use all her slots for s’mores...

[@flamenami]

bigredwolf6 cantrips can be used infinitely.

[@jindo5]

@@flamenami And she somehow managed to exhaust her infinite supply of Cantrips. Like she said, she was hungry.

[@someotherworldlybeing3167]

Jindo5 Her desire for marshmallows and using fire is enough to exhaust cantrips

[@Turialim]

This is brilliant. I especially liked how all the NPC's had the DMs face, even the baby!

[@KionneSensei]

Thanks to larian I have discovered this world of DnD and found your channel and now I am hooked in 2023 loving your older videos.

[@mateocraul6475]

I don't even play D&D.. well i didn't before this series started. So thank you guys i'm having a blast with my friends. Much love from all of us

[@JohnWilliams-cr2sz]

...Does that kitty have two different colored eyes? BEST KITTY EVER!!!

[@BloodyBay]

I was just going to say the same thing! I *want* that cat! ^_^

[@AspenWolfe]

Love how she details the slaughter plans while petting the cat... just like good villain!

[@jack-li7lh]

It's Turkish Van(City in Turkey) cat.

[@jack-li7lh]

And there is another cat like it named Angora(also city name in Turkey).It's live in Turkey too.

[@terrybeal2252]

The one time Nixie's fireball would save the day and she can't cast it. Priceless. 😂🤣

[@joejoelesh1197]

@2:13 yep, I feel that. Player asks if they should roll damage and the DM just says "Na, I know your base."

[@TheKOzality]

I'm rewatching this whole series and I've forgotten just how good this one is. It's absolutely perfect with incredible delivery. All of you rolled a Nat 20 on Performance.

[@killrade4434]

"Are we the bad guys?" Cant stop laughing.

[@bennythemonk]

Bloody brilliant episode Deerstalker crew, never have I seen a battlefield so piled with the slain. Nixie with the hilarious closing line there.... probably stay away from the clink-clanking Paladins, don’t want the party to be Deus Valted. 10/10 and I bludgeoned the like button with another like button.

[@UnseenCruelty]

This character is so cute:"Are we the bad guys." I gonna die from cuteness. It's like watching cat videos. ☺️

[@Kenionatus]

Did we watch the same video? 🤣

[@UnseenCruelty]

@@Kenionatus Yes. 😁

[@demonkingbadger6689]

Well, cats do look adorable and are murder machines, so.

[@kingkasdin9767]

They killed kittens, you know

[@ArchivedFox]

@@demonkingbadger6689 that wasnt a cat... that is what murdered the cats.

[@SaffronSays15]

"In for a Penny, in for a Pound" - because if you're gonna commit Major Acts of Evil, may as well have your only witnesses be the Gods

[@valerianocosta5976]

Man, I just love Nicole and her character Nixie. ❤️

[@OrangeyChocolate]

“Thpontaneouth Combuthteon?” 🤗 Oh dear lord, my heart...!

[@samalioto1459]

*takes sip of water “Oh no! He’s had a heart attack!” *water come out my nose

[@erdnuzz8368]

Oh no Nixi D: like a little child: "Are we the bad guys?"

[@Laozi_Sparta]

I am long time D&D player and i can't imagine playing D&D without maps and miniatures.

[@8-ball350]

1:07 Y’know, I’m not even gonna say anything. This image just speaks for itself.

[@anonymous1hahaa]

Stabbed a man with another man?! Sorry Nixie. Evandra is now my new favorite. For real though that thumbnail did it for me. 😋

[@The2KXperience]

I feel like Jon Snow right as King's Landing falls: I finally realize I'm in league with a giant group of villains, one of which I've fallen in love with, and I'm not sure how to process it. Yeesh.

[@Rainbow_Pirate]

5:19 Even the cat looks concerned

[@roselover411]

I love the way the cat pops up in every video, steals the show every time I see them. Gorgeous gorgeous kitty 😍

[@hanmoamo]

I was expecting a final "what was your alignment, again? Yeah, forget it, chaotic evil it is"

[@Calindoor]

the last line gave me visions of that Nazi sketch were they go " Are we the Baddies? "

[@epiendless1128]

Mitchell and Webb. :-)

[@louisjameson7257]

They forgot to ask how much experience they get for killing all of those enemies.

[@timwoods2852]

Ahem, yes, *cough cough* "enemies."

[@louisjameson7257]

@@timwoods2852 They are enemies, they were not violent or evil enemies, but they were enemies.

[@gameoverinsertcointocontin8102]

The peasants were all several levels below any group member. So no XP.

[@Tacticslion]

Torsten Seidel “No XP?! That’s highway robbery!”

[@Trahloc]

@@gameoverinsertcointocontin8102 There was a noble or two in there from the looks of it. So that's worth something.

[@mathieuseres49]

Love the way Evendra stare and describe the awfull bloodbath while caressing quietly the cat hahaha

[@gaia9020]

YOUR HEIGNESS, YOUR HEIGNESS, THERE IS MISCHIEF ON YOUR ROAD! 3:21

[@dragon1130]

5:32. NOT THE TABAXY ORPHANS!!!!! All those dead orphaned Kittens. *shakes head in a grimacing manner*

[@frogchamp5448]

Antrius lost his magnificent beard and got an std? Poor Antrius.

[@sofieselene]

Please, all bards carry wands of Remove Disease for just such eventualities

[@sebastianmilazzo3930]

@@sofieselene those don't help with the main issue. The beard would still be missing

[@Johncornwell103]

He lost his belt of dwarven kind during that romp.

[@bigmike1ak]

I bet a Cleric cured him, partially by shaving his beard with a knife covered in healing gel.

[@tjyikes8310]

I love the fact that the dm plays every character, not only is it so true and really clever, it’s hilarious!

[@zoomer106]

GM in video: *confused of players choices* Me as GM: *laughs sadistically*

[@taytaystark7588]

Something disturbingly similar happened in my last campaign when we killed a small group of bandits on a busy road and due to a misunderstanding when explaining what happened we had to kill like 2 dozen people before we could hide the bodies

[@lazaratusrholf2399]

I'm sorry for the poor cat, she had to listen to all of this. XD

[@enocksidavel2175]

Actualy, I imagine the cat thinking like: "Pathetic inferior species. You can only pretend to be a beast. You shall never know the glory of our true savagery".

[@VicStrange9]

The cat: "Only a thousand people dead? That's rookie numbers, dear. Let me show you."

[@johnydragonborn5400]

IDK why, but Evandra is giving off some major Cruela De-vile vibes right now...

[@clonetf141]

This is the moment the emperors inquisistion appears

[@princessblazena]

Nobody expects the Emperor's Inquisition!!

[@eleweyter4462]

And I was really expecting, that after she tore the last one's arm out, that the crowd would believe her, that this was all just one big heart attack. XD

[@TheJavierMartinez88]

5:06 The cat is so precious.