musical instrument slander

I know nothing about music btw

[@MissP_15]

i love it, be who you are and express your own opinion 💕💕

[@dj.matexx]

*expwess

[@imati7319]

@@dj.matexx bro

[@NotNochos]

@@dj.matexx 💀

[@OldTrumanBar]

Flute players:

[@n3kochu]

💀💀

[@nikitakusuma8440]

The most accurate of this slander is how it doesnt have viola slander in it. They just kept getting forgotten

[@Klabbity_Kloots]

Or they're not even worthy of being called an instrument.

[@ivankrylov6270]

@@Klabbity_Kloots most people are unworthy of the viola

[@Klabbity_Kloots]

@@ivankrylov6270 And vice versa.

[@terriflyingsheep7199]

@@Klabbity_Kloots why the hate

[@Klabbity_Kloots]

@@terriflyingsheep7199 You'll never know.

[@nitrodubz]

As a violinist, this is accurate. Been playing for 8 years now, and I can barely play Hungarian Dance no. 5 hanging on a thread for dear life 🗿

[@devyysk]

no.5 is a blast i take that shit triple tempo for fun

[@angeltheweirdo]

Same here but I was only given a chance to play it for a month

[@craniifer]

I gained even more respect for the violin when I practiced and sucked hard. And this was with the knowledge already that it would take years to sound just okay.

[@atlandfrisk]

*laughs in went from violin to saxophone* I started violin when a kid and played for 7? years I started saxophone when 13 and played for 2 years i m b e t t e r i n s a x

[@devyysk]

@@atlandfrisk its almost like sax is easy as fuck

[@SkippyZii]

The real Cellist slander is if you ask them to play Canon In D

[@klop4228]

Yeah the 'big violin' thing sounds more like a Viola thing. But other than that, incredibly accurate.

[@Mglunafh]

Oh no 😰

[@trytobanme9332]

Re la si fa sol re sol la re la si la sol re sol la

[@personthing88]

Loads shotgun

[@n4nao]

its either that or the stupid bach suite :')

[@jazz_bass_lick]

as a bassist, drummer, trombonist and pianist... i am in tears.

[@thebackofthebus7733]

You inna band?

[@jazz_bass_lick]

@@thebackofthebus7733 im in my school's orchesta, honors orchestra and jazz band. plus another orchestra(not in school)

[@arandomsupra]

Do you get Tromboner and pianist jokes?

[@niklimnat1061]

as a trianglist, this is accurate as a guitarist this is also accurate

[@therealkarlmarx1818]

As a guitarist I can confirm that we are indeed all mass-produced Buzz Lightyear toys

[@KarisXD1052]

as a guitarist, this is very accurate.

[@Rishabhi37]

As a guitarist, I can also confirm

[@placeholdier]

Doublebassists trying to play the one note in the entire symphony in time and in tune 😦

[@ianng9915]

SHORT NOTES SHORT NOTES 🤣

[@Dragon-Draws]

Me fr

[@arenhill8172]

That saxophone one hit a little too close to home.

[@meowchichipio]

bari sax players kind of got an advantage to dat 🏵

[@quetzai6757]

As a lesbian saxophonist, this is somehow still accurate.

[@RealNightmareSans]

I guess??

[@KarisXD1052]

Im dating a lesbian saxophonist, take the L (Respectfully)

[@YoungHenBeats]

As a saxophonist, I can confirm this is 100% accurate.

[@interior_sage]

As a keyboardist (the only keyboardist in my school band), I can definitely say that this is accurate- My band director literally told me that he wouldn’t really care if I dropped out in a song (I think he meant it to be reassuring but Jesus Christ that was a humbling moment)

[@meowchichipio]

this gotta be the most accurate depiction. just the most accurate depiction.

[@dan-us6nk]

as a flute player I can say that I never knew what hot cross buns is, not have I ever played it, I only learned what it is in my third year of learning the flute on a twoset violin video. what IS common among us though is everything related to super high notes. like "waiting to exactly 23:02 when everybody's trynna sleep to practice 15th octave long notes"

[@meowchichipio]

@@dan-us6nk me trying to read ledger lines as a tuba or flute player

[@thatsmycat568]

As a trombone, all least the band teachers didn't tell us to finger our instruments.

[@PanFried3gg]

as a euphophonist, nobody knows what the fuck i am

[@imstacking_balencis]

As a drummer I can confirm that we violently smash our bed during a practice session

[@Rude_i_Wredne]

This video is incomplete without viola jokes

[@ivankrylov6270]

Viola supremacy (They all actually thought they were signing up for violin)

[@coffeemetro]

Slightly bigger violin that's worse.

[@cosmicpanda7043]

I think it's more fitting that viola wasn't even mentioned

[@-langlang-]

as a violist i agree

[@elijahyoung8172]

As a bass player I can confirm that I have only played one note on the E string and no others.

[@Dragon-Draws]

*two notes on the E string You clearly don’t know we can only play the jaws theme and nothing else

[@abbeybelanger8118]

Indeed, but we play that one note very well

[@cryptcarts]

the three french horn players in the entire planet being forgotten

[@2sacsorawkidneybeans272]

I’m glad trombone is so amazing you couldn’t even find a good insult

[@t_rex1299]

As a trombonist I don’t get mad when I have to do that

[@datguy3333]

FR

[@venrakdrake]

guitarists ACCURATE

[@nuwanda6822]

As a violinist, i can confirm that this is true.

[@VivaVenezuelaa]

as the only male flute in existence, i can safely say we freak out when we see a note that's in the staff instead of 5 lines above the staff

[@top10cars2]

I'm also a male flute lol

[@VivaVenezuelaa]

@@top10cars2 we gotta stay strong 💪

[@themanandmyth420]

As a trombonist I can agree Slander approved

[@That_One_Guy_InChat]

Fellow tromboners rise

[@bruhmomentum404]

Trumpets trying their hardest not to play too loud for one second:

[@thatonedudeohyeah7042]

As a trombonist, yeah, that’s the best part; it’s why I chose the bone

[@sticc.5483]

Recorder should’ve been “recorder players when you mistakenly call it a flute”

[@brianreimer7965]

French horn players being forgotten: They didn’t play loud enough.

[@chickengaming4344]

As a trombone player i have been able to survive nnn. I am reminded of jacking and it brings me peace

[@RoninOwin1738]

Violists explaining how they’re totally different from the violinists (they are)

[@dianeionescu3806]

The lack of horn slander made my day. I play the best instrument

[@aymanemach]

Lmfao the trombone one had me dying

[@saturnzhornetz44]

as a pianist, that is me except when I'm asked to play something that isn't dumb indie game soundtracks lmao

[@aminawinterwater2915]

As a flutist, my nostalgic nightmare primarily consists of Mary Had A Little Lamb, but I can definitely see Hot Cross Buns being one too. In short, I can confirm the accuracy of this video.

[@murph23b40]

Drummer is 100% accurate. I can’t even count the amount of times i have thrown sticks across my room from getting angry

[@scarb5256]

As a French horn player our slander along with the viola was the most accurate, forgotten and not even in the video🥲

[@Lucthenonexistant]

Average otamatone enjoyer

[@octobro915]

As a cello, I can confirm that our instrument isn’t a big violin. It’s a big viola, get it right

[@fnibbit]

omg no viola slander? the viola gang owes you :))

[@FBI_agent_4859]

violin wannabe:

[@AMHMA]

Harpist : *forgotten*

[@Dawnbystars]

Thats why they must be called tromboners..

[@luxdominus]

beautiful as a cellist i absolutely agree with the cello one people also call it a guitar when its in the case :|

[@sketcheyboyd]

As a tubist, I can confirm that we're completely ignored.

[@LukeFaulkner]

Not sure I get the pianist one... we have many great things written after 1800 (all of Chopin, Liszt, Rachmaninoff) and many great things before (Bach, Mozart, early Beethoven).

[@kope7398]

Pianists trying not to play river flows in you

[@LukeFaulkner]

@Apostolos Chatz Rachmaninoff is my favourite composer of all, but I love Prokofiev too!

[@timlitjens5920]

@@kope7398 I see more non-pianists playing that than I see pianists playing it

[@SomeoneThatIsHappy]

@@timlitjens5920 a non pianist playing River Flows in You? I know it's not a hard piece, but for a non pianist that is almost impossible

[@clleung8007]

I think it might be referencing how Romantic and 20th century/modern works are much more difficult than the periods before due to advancements in piano making.

[@Ferrothorn462]

Theremin players when it's a full moon:

[@ianng9915]

Timpanist and hammer smacker are most chad

[@ethanmoore8816]

MY TRUMPET PLAYERS ARE WE GONNA LET THAT SLIDE PERSONALLY I AM GONNA DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT

[@lazeye6465]

As a clarinetist I see this as an absolute win

[@Spyder7051]

As a trombonist I can relate to it 🥲

[@user-cj4fu8qq9b]

lithophone players when they play fortississimo and the cave starts crumbling

[@sleepynoehams]

As a trombonist, you don’t wanna know what’s actually coming out of the spot valve…

[@electricfishfan7159]

I’d like to shout out the rest of the uncommon rhythm section because the triangle, the timpani, the cymbals, et all always become one symbiotic organism

[@aceofspades5109]

As a violinist I can confirm that I have been playing for six years but still haven't been allowed to hold my bow

[@jabee4733]

clarinet players trying to have an influence on how music sounds (it doesnt matter)

[@alayyjah]

as a saxophonist , usually people have crushes on me instead of me having crushes on them

[@JynxIsEnbee]

Most accurate is that they entirely forgot the mallet percussionists. Band Director once forgot to tell me about a preformace we were having.

[@mythrowawayaccount888]

As a trombone player, I've never even thought about it that way. Thank you.

[@TameyTaming]

I’m not even sure I got the joke lol. Did they mean.... _to_ their instrument?

[@lordorbeez6248]

As a bagpipe player I can confirm we do go into a blind rage when we see a British person. I for one will never step on that god forsaken soil.

[@RealArthurMorganTB]

As a triangle player I can confirm this is true

[@n4nao]

the cellist slander is so true, or when they see your case and they say "OMG YOU PLAY GUITAR????"

[@cosmic7127]

As a cello and bass player I can confirm

[@blackqweenmars]

Thanks for, including the forsaken band instruments, such as synths, triangles, guitars, and pianos. put the synth in my marching bands, and almost nobody knows what the fuck it is

[@NotEshan]

As a trombone player. I do have to

[@Kavehstoes]

As a tenor sax, I speak from the heart...... I'M STILL SINGLE LMAO😭

[@jamestheredenginefan5268]

As a keyboard player I can say yes we are the most important part ;)

[@DentalFlan]

as a person who doesnt play any instruments, keyboards are the most important part

[@mushroomhyperkill]

ermmm as a cello player, I can confirm its not just a big violin! 🤓

[@jamesandrews975]

The saxophone one hit way to hard

[@chef9279]

Most bassist myself included struggle to play the right amount of notes it’s always too little or most of the time too many

[@benpeters-brown5317]

Saxophonists when they have top play guitar centered peices

[@queenie3890]

As a bassist I hate to say this but it's kind of true

[@WhispyDreams]

The last one was very accurate.

[@wilt3d_shr00m]

HELP 0:16 WAS TOO RELATABLE I play only classical shit and mfs ask me like "why don't you play like undertale or something" like NOO it's not the same 😭🖐🏼.. classic>>>modern

[@thenon-progamer750]

Tromboneers where you at? 0:30

[@megajareth]

When you’re a saxophone and you still can’t get a bf:

[@abbeybelanger8118]

I just spent 3 years learning Jazz on the bass only to be told that we only need to hold one note for an hour

[@GeoDeo]

Finally… no one shitting on the trumpets

[@Henrick_the_weeb]

As a saxophonist, I can confirm that this is true

[@FuraFaolox]

the reason there are so many guitarists is because guitars are useful and diverse instruments that can play pretty much any genre

[@zeron85]

As a bassist, its way too accurate

[@sirboogaloo3817]

Us Euphoniums and Baritones werent mentioned, probably for the best.

[@necromancer9220]

The bongo one has me dead 😭😭

[@danieljbruso]

As a euphoniumist, this is accurate.

[@whatburnsneverreturns]

"i know nothing about music btw" yeah i can tell

[@Axel_Was_Here433]

As a flute and piano player, i can agree with both of those statements

[@Helianvulpes]

As a saxophonist, I agree, every saxophonist I know probably doesn’t have a boyfriend or girlfriend, including me.

[@nicey03]

As a clarinetist, I'm just nonexistent.

[@MonkeJose]

As a keyboardist, pianist, drummer, and triangle player I agree

[@ducttape9940]

As a clarinet, I am glad that we have either been forgotten about or are so perfect that we are unslanderable.

[@Lyra-ul5lx]

as a bassist, its most likely gonna be open E string

[@YT-Polaris]

0:20 As an Alto Saxophpone player, I can indeed confirm that not having a gf makes us fall over and cry in despair.

[@jaydenjoonlee]

We need to euphonium recognition

[@Inconsiderable_Jim]

i stayed safe with my tuba.

[@Your_Casual_Corvid_Kosmo]

as a trombonist.... no. that- that is not- no. no. that's just- wrong. no. that's not even what- n o . what you've experienced is not a good way of making the slide not sound like a knife scraping dried food off a metal bowl. if anything, the slander should've been about how we either play too loud or quiet.

[@Mesruksi]

seems that composers aren’t the only ones neglecting trumpets

[@confusedkhajiit448]

very good video sir. this deserves more views

[@austinthesan-antonian3932]

As a Keyboardist, I have never been so offended by something I 100% agree with.

[@cynolover]

as a keyboardist, pianist and violinist, agreed.

[@Ferrothorn462]

As a trombonist, I- I- I- ... *your point is?*

[@coffeemetro]

As a keyboardist and a ukulele player, I agree.