SCP Wiki Rap. Keter Qualities (feat. @The Stupendium & @ZaBlackRose)

[@Musiclide]

Download / Stream distrokid.com/hyperfollow/musiclide/anomalies-feat-the-stupendium--zablackrose-2 Join the Discord discord.gg/fVD7mSA Composition, Production, Visuals- Musiclide Verse Vocals, Verse Lyrics- The Stupendium kzbin.info Chorus Vocals- ZaBlackRose kzbin.info Based on the SCP Wiki www.scp-wiki.net Lyrics Deep in the shadows we work to preserve The world you know from the worlds we observe The monsters and the mysteries, the dark and the absurd That dot in your periphery, we work to keep it blurred It's imperative our presence is entirely under wraps When just a single leak could mean societal collapse These unrelenting entities weren't meant to be unchained For your protection we keep them securely contained We've a cavalcade of catastrophic creatures in our care Abominable objects, we've a plethora to spare We've a lizard by some wizardry, impossible to kill By blade or blast or bullet, the effect is simply nil So come and take a look at all the horrors in our stores But not at O-Nine-Six unless you're into being gored No, best to train your gaze upon that statue over there You'll be a bloody haze should it ever stray elsewhere Minds change due to anomalies Terminate all keter qualities Hidden from the world, creatures left unchecked Secure contain protect Some won’t leave your memories Hear the echo of their screaming harmonies Hidden out of sight things you won’t forget Secure contain protect That warning on your cigarettes may seem a little brash One breath and then your sanity will vanish in the ash So be careful when selecting a professional to see The doctor here in residence is lacking a degree Swedish retailers aren't a usual concern But you can keep all your receipts, you won't be making a return From 3008 and its maze of furniture packaging Eternally trapped within a flatpack labyrinth

[@secretlifeaintnosecret7054]

Thanks for the lyrics

[@craigw.2471]

Thanks

[@gagekelley5047]

i love this song so much i managed to meorize the whole song in a singe day and listened to it almost 2 hours straight the day i found it

[@ezucra]

"we dont need these creatures, we can destroy ourselves"

[@NightmareRex6]

some those platforms eff up the original frequency :(

[@BOT_CORP]

“The doctor here in residence is lacking a degree” 049: *you wanna say that again, you little [REDACTED]?*

[@albertlofling7310]

Given he is from the middle ages and never went to modern medical school he very much lacks a degree

[@chrisgomez1262]

Might be bright

[@andistansbury4366]

​@@chrisgomez1262Considering the fact that his name is Dr Bright and not just Mr Bright, i'm pretty sure he has a degree

[@chrisgomez1262]

@@andistansbury4366 does he even act like a doctor it didn’t even mention the zombie part

[@kostakonomi]

​@@chrisgomez1262 not after they throwed him in the sun after abusing his authority on the wiki and kicked him from the Fandom

[@secret_entity7085]

"Terminate all Keter qualities" - what Foundation want "Terminate all anomalies" - what modern GOC want

[@TipherethA]

Facts.

[@nightmarerex2035]

@@TipherethA includig SCP-009-J sertach the real worlds UN and how they desire to destroy all humanity, or also klnown as SCP-009-J

[@BuilderB08]

The Foundation doesn’t want to terminate all Keters, there would be significantly less Keters if they did.

[@thisiswhereidied3054]

@@BuilderB08 keter qualities = things that make anomalies hard to contain, it does not mean just kill them, but incapacitate them so they stay in check

[@BuilderB08]

@@thisiswhereidied3054 Ah, that makes more sense, I thought it meant Keter anomalies.

[@CHEESEPUFF_7]

As someone who is both a massive fan of SCP and the Stupendium, I thank you for making this amazing song happen.

[@jatt1129]

Same, exactly same

[@kiritogg0gaming587]

This is the same voice he used for the control song

[@LuxTheFolf]

same bruv

[@gardevoir2822]

Long Live The Foundation

[@fallenwatcher8114]

I agree my brother 🧐😌

[@ehlletea7803]

This is the best scp song I've ever heard. Just wish it was longer. Then again, if people are upset because they want more of something you made, you clearly did well

[@Nokza1]

I like superstitious foundation more though. Its another rap style so its up to person I know

[@lolman6759]

I like it too

[@spectralsync]

i agree that superstitious foundation is better

[@SCP--nq3dg]

For me Superstitious Foundation is better

[@tailsxd3199]

Booths songs (Superstitious Foundation, and Keter Qualities) are cools song I like both

[@AC-qc3ve]

I have been waiting so long for an SCP song featuring the Stupendium

[@bugologist2]

same!

[@jatt1129]

Same x2

[@Darkels9]

Same x3

[@vizard5130]

You are not along

[@olive8047]

I like ur prof pic

[@proflns8558]

Getting heavy "Slide into the void" vibes from this song. I guess we have two masterpieces on our hands.

[@Dr._Geno]

Honestly makes alot of sense, given that I've heard that Control was likely somewhat inspired by the SCP wiki, from what I've heard.

[@SCP_Wandsman13_13]

@@Dr._Geno The creator says it was very much inspried.

[@Dr._Geno]

@@SCP_Wandsman13_13 thanks, I thought I had heard that, but didn't want to give false information.

[@mekatrele2134]

Same

[@carso1500]

@@Dr._Geno The creators of control straight up name dropped SCP as one of the inspirations for the game

[@dheusta]

DUDE!!! The visuals are fantastic!!!! Holy cow, awesome job!!

[@thefoxcreation3580]

Your turn for scp song.

[@dinobetes6250]

Stupendiums voice is technically a safe class Memetic hazard if you think about it.

[@kevina7299]

true

[@theepicfox4643]

itd be keter bc its so hard to resist and contain I mean even the scp foundation cant take this down

[@Black_0ut528]

The guys appolyon

[@ignaciaandreavallevivar9442]

@@Black_0ut528 No, Apollyon Class refers to danger level + impossible to contain making it Apocalyptic. Stupendium would be Safe Danger-Wise, but Keter Containment-Wise

[@Black_0ut528]

@ignaciaandreavallevivar9442 danger level is another thing, according to the scp wiki, appolyon is a containment class

[@MezephelesArt]

After Slide Into the Void, I _knew_ Stupes would _kill_ an SCP song. Why am I only just now finding out they were in one?

[@AAAAAA-613]

Probably because this channel (tragically) only has 17k subscribers (which makes it even weirder that they're able to get so many really popular people in their songs)

[@clodolcmidnights837]

“Some won’t leave your memories” 055: idk, something, I can’t remember

[@Confusion372]

"Uno reverse, bitch"

[@petercormack2859]

There is no scp-055

[@kanerowan1534]

​@@petercormack2859 we don't talk about scp-055

[@googleyoflolz9930]

@kanerowan1534 we talk about what SCP-055 is not.

[@NoName-sv2uz]

​@@googleyoflolz9930like round

[@hazbodoe330]

Half of the SCPs in this song weren’t Keters and were Euclid, but I’ll let it slide.

[@rampagerslife]

to be fair that doesn't mean they aren't dangerous

[@mementomori1626]

the classification of the SCPs isn't based on how dangerous they are, rather the difficulty of containment check out the box method for SCP classification

[@hazbodoe330]

I know the method and what their titles mean, I have used it myself. I’m just pointing out something I’ve observed.

[@gardevoir2822]

We also cant forget about what happened at Site-[DATA EXPUNGED]... Whos idea was it to give Dr. M[][] that high of a clearance level @KZbin Algorithm

[@gardevoir2822]

@KZbin Algorithm look I told you 3 times already that Im still working on the spelling errors

[@Phobiaph0bic]

Don’t terminate *all* keters. Some are really sweet like 4999 (Incredible song, btw. Time to listen to this on loop for the next month 🖤)

[@sammytheeggdemon7435]

Im gonna agree with you on both those parts. 4999 is just so heartwarming. And the song really is awesome.

[@thebluechurch6182]

Yea, 4999 is really damn nice

[@whyareyoulookinghere9135]

and dont forget for the bad ones what happened to everyone's favorite chair, and it didn't even want to kill anyone before

[@collector8502]

They say "terminate all keter Qualities", meaning removing the need to classify them as keter. Keter classification is after all classifying something as extremely difficult to contain. If you are terminating the keter qualities, you are making it containable

[@whyareyoulookinghere9135]

@@collector8502 ah, i thought it meant ""terminate the things with keter qualities"

[@e-miner-man]

This is one of those rare songs I cant get enough of but also cant get sick of.

[@plantsthezombieking6725]

As a person that writes three SCP documents in my SCP notebooks everyday, this is a really great song, back then I kept on trying to find it but it was hard.

[@gandorfisgod1593]

I won't be "able" to stop listening HAHAHA

[@szesnator7555]

nice... I hope you don't fall down those stairs after all that laughter.

[@tytylovecraft3701]

@@szesnator7555 what biblical character does drugs

[@tytylovecraft3701]

@@szesnator7555 co-cain.

[@Snail_watcher]

Bruh

[@ImpotenteImpalpable]

@@tytylovecraft3701 if you do not stip making puns i will make shure you're the one used to recontain 106.

[@AyeItsNaz]

You know I would always try to find mistakes out but I'm lazy because the SONG AND VISUALS IS JUST SO GOOD AHHHHHHHHHHH

[@datbeanguy7760]

This is gonna be the best scp song ever After watching it it was

[@jatt1129]

you are god damn right

[@Che_estici]

I agree

[@localnonbinaryprussianbowl3350]

This song slaps harder than my brother when some bully decided to start a fight with him

[@gunpowder7777]

@@localnonbinaryprussianbowl3350 Oh facts? For me it slaps harder than my dad on my ass.

[@pabloaleatorio]

you're fucking right.

[@Maractus87]

This song really does justice to the SCP foundation, and not is it catchy

[@matteboy_2780]

I mean it only said about 7 or so scps when there are over 10000

[@elenacienfuegos8450]

dogs4life _ So... we need a poke rap parody for SCP?

[@matteboy_2780]

@@elenacienfuegos8450 i mean, that would be awesome

[@elenacienfuegos8450]

dogs4life _ It will have to updated constantly if they wanted to include all scps, but someone could do one with a lot of them.

[@matteboy_2780]

@@elenacienfuegos8450 i know i can't happen, but i can still dream of it

[@jatt1129]

Secure, contain, protect. My favourite line

[@Rjac25]

Absolutely love this one, incredible job to y'all!! :D

[@smilesguy7125]

"Some won't leave your memories" 055 would like to know your location.

[@GamingPlush64]

This is so fire, loved the visuals and clever lyrics! Fantastic work!

[@shyguy5324]

Look i don't care if your "into being gored" you better not look at me

[@mixis1931]

Wait, was the "The doctor here in residence is lacking a degree" a SCP-049 (The Plague Doctor, right?) reference?

[@shadowfreddy3117]

Yes

[@kingslushie1018]

What about the cigarette warning?

[@error-lu3qj]

I kinda thought it refered to bright homestly for a sec

[@breifchase7233]

@@kingslushie1018 SCP-4999

[@whodis4097]

@@breifchase7233 I was more thinking that it was SCP-013.

[@TheKing-ry6vt]

When I first saw the picture of the video I thought I wouldn’t like it. Later I play it. I LOOPED IT LIKE 7 TIMES GREAT JOB 👏!

[@TheKing-ry6vt]

Who ever was in the 16 dislikes I’m disappointed 😞 this is a great scp song.

[@mementomori1626]

Nice song it really gives respect to the SCP community

[@smilesguy7125]

"terminate all keter qualities" darn GOC...

[@secretlifeaintnosecret7054]

omg you are right

[@Confusion372]

No, keter QUALITIES. aka make it Safe Class, not Keter. Make it easy to contain.

[@therandomnessfacility9948]

JUST UNDERRATED. Edit: you gotta make an extended version with more lyrics+

[@corickal_zacky3739]

I read the SCP Wiki all day. God these things are like dangerous and amazing at the same time!

[@theringmaster7792]

Who else get goosebumps every time you hear this song, I sure do!

[@codyromrell6897]

The doctor lacking a degree... are they referring to SCP-049? Or to Dr. Bright.

[@satan3763]

Yes

[@crystalhector8924]

Both human

[@secretlifeaintnosecret7054]

wow that was a burn to scp 049 LoL

[@frostbyte2384]

Scary thing is Bright does have a degree. Meaning somewhere somebody is giving degrees to people like Bright and there might be more of him.

[@A_Man_The_Man]

@@frostbyte2384 he probably gave it to himself

[@nicorozner7417]

I feel like that big metal door should be closing instead of opening. It's what the Foundation does. Keep doors closed.

[@flepyytheflop]

M a k e s s e n s e

[@Random_Gamer-sh6pf]

I find myself going back to this song, it just has something other music doesn't, definitely going in my playlist

[@KyrstOak]

It's strange, but I can't skip _any_ of the ads on this video.

[@Confusion372]

You had ads?

[@FallBall_YT]

As someone who heavily loves SCP, thank you.

[@istvanmolnar1697]

1:30 SCP 420-J. Yeah. Strong stuff. Tried it once. I had a hallucination of eagles kidnapping the sugar golems thinking they are oil elementals from Syria.

[@CAT-INTEGER]

Its not 420-J its the blue lady ciggarets.

[@instinctsanimaldunms9512]

Small fun detail : the 8 from 3008 is not in the same angular font as the rest. It's the symbole of infinity, which makes sense since 3008 basically is infinite.

[@lavenderdreamss]

How did I just now find out about this song??? I've been an SCP Foundation fan for so long and I've just found out about it today??? This is the best SCP song ever, change my mind. Seriously though, ya'll did awesome work on this.

[@sandycanfield1773]

I feel like this could be Dr. Sherman’s perspective

[@len4997]

Thank you Dr bright for providing the original draft for a musical for the foundation, it'll be used to raise personnel moral, and no jack, we will NOT include the dance number featuring 682,049,096,and Able

[@jatt1129]

2 hours left! Im so excited to see the video, cause the song and the lyrics i already know them

[@ThatGuy-nc8nf]

WHAT A BOP, great one on this one.

[@morbidpistachio6505]

There are only 6,265 views on this video. How.

[@owenwiedlin383]

It rose to 66 thousand

[@jamescenter3544]

I love how pissed off the Stupendium sounds when he says "Eternally trapped within a flatpack labyrinth" It just makes the song that much better.

[@edwardbell4928]

How to say IKEA without saying IKEA

[@bluedoge6363]

This song is my new fav scp song

[@300IQPrower]

SINCE WHEN DID THIS EXIST?! Damnit i wish this had taken off! I want like twelve more it’s so good and there’s so much more to work with!

[@grinchcrafter8969]

This song is a memetic hazard.....

[@Lettucem3n]

Vibe class anomaly.

[@DecodingInspire]

Ui Ui Ui, this is noice [amazing]

[@BankerPaul]

I expected this to not be any good... ...not only is it good, but it absolutely fucking _slaps._

[@axilia203]

When you don't expect something with The Stupendium to be good, you are making a big mistake

[@terrasentheterrarian4084]

@@axilia203 Quoted from mahatma gandhi

[@jet210]

The Stupendium sent me here and im am NOT disappointed! great job guys

[@tamermomtaz]

Bro this is the BEST S.C.P song I've ever heard it's surely worth the effort . Thanks, for the song.

[@DrPathogen51]

this is my new favorite song

[@MutantMallard9557]

I am lost for words.this is insane!

[@zackdee9641]

This is awesome I have been looking for a scp foundation rap thank you for completing me quest

[@Maractus87]

So I've listened to this song so much, in fact it was my most listened to song of 2020 on spotify, and just now I was walking around with my earbuds in and I just now noticed (somehow it took me this long) that when you say Swedish retailers, you're talking about IKEA. And I nearly died of laughter because it took me this long to understand something so simple!!! Still such a great song, thanks. Have a great 2021.

[@raynightshade8317]

This just came up in my Spotify feed and i love it.

[@theairshipexplorer]

Did I hear SCP? Time to raid.

[@mixis1931]

Ah, the Ministry of Plenty!

[@floorman3945]

Gamma commander here

[@nik07252]

This. This is masterpiece

[@SugarQueen972]

Sounds amazing, good job😁👍

[@firewolf595]

Bro this song needs more attention. This song is straight fire

[@theterminator546]

SCPs in this song: SCP-682 SCP-096 SCP-173 SCP-013 SCP-049 SCP-3008

[@generictimestamperstupendi9021]

you sure its 4999? i thought thats just a ghost who offers cigarretes , not an insanity inducing cigarrete

[@noelponollera265]

@@generictimestamperstupendi9021 yeah it isnt him hes a good guy who doesnt really kill idk who that scp in the video thought

[@smilesguy7125]

@@noelponollera265 Pretty sure it's 013, a cigarette that makes you think you are someone else.

[@scp1256]

there's 0 ìœ₩j 55

[@G809]

@@smilesguy7125 It’s making an analogy for dr bright. So 963

[@zero_Kake]

i like how its SCP, as in Secure Contain Protect, but when you say Secure Contain Protect 999 it makes no sense, but then SCP-999 makes more sense

[@backtheniwasfree8563]

If maybe did more research, when classifying SCP's you say "Secured Contained Protected" please research before you speak.

[@e-miner-man]

I think in the cause of entity/objects it’s Special Containment Proceeder Or according to Bright: Stab Carrion Powerfully Society of Creepy Perverts Slapstick, Clowns and Puns Seduction, Coitus, Pregnancy Snap Crackle and Pop

[@zero_Kake]

@@backtheniwasfree8563 what.. no, just no

[@matteboy_2780]

Have you read the thamuel document for scp 999? It definitly does not make sense

[@zero_Kake]

I was using the tickle monster as an example

[@Mikensolmao]

This deserves more views man

[@ShadowBoi518]

This is the coolest SCP song I’ve ever heard. I Love It!

[@bkgenerationsusa3207]

Best song ever!!!!!! Please make a longer version

[@tiky2841]

Best scp song

[@BlueSoulProductionsBSP]

This was great!

[@ConiferConnieTreeCow]

omg I love this! anything with stupendium in it is automatically awesome, but you all did such great work!

[@nukelife4476]

Thx for the song

[@OndrejS_CZ]

Amazing! Best scp song ever!

[@fallenwatcher8114]

I only just found this wonderful song. 😅😤🧐. I now must look for more MORE MORRRREE!

[@ZahnGamingx]

This song was just recommended to me on spotify and it's fire!!! How has this vid not have a mill views!?

[@Lumberjack_king]

I absolutely. Love this

[@profunner4715]

Love it god plz make more

[@ภูดิศมีใย]

LOVE ITTT

[@RedTriangleMan]

Yeah, everything about this was fantastic

[@Th3DankestMemer]

"That's it, you're on Keter duty."

[@gandorfisgod1593]

Ah, shit, here we go [REDACTED]

[@error-lu3qj]

All fun and games till you hear dr [REDACTED] report to scp -682 testing area

[@floorman3945]

@@error-lu3qj dang it bright get OUT

[@TheArachnidCompany]

I love the line segment for 013 because I'm guessing not very many people will get that

[@theant4184]

Oh 013 ya mean blue lady's cigarettes?

[@TheArachnidCompany]

@@theant4184 yeah

[@Buffinmuffin2000]

My fave scp

[@MariSuzukiofFaraway]

The Foundation appreciates your Song.

[@MTF_squad_ETA-10]

As does my squad. *MTF ETA-10*

[@Meanslicer43]

How the hell did i miss this. For an entire YEAR. i eve thought this would be an amazing idea since dtupes did his control song.

[@determinationfreak1656]

Over the past year or so, I’ve found myself listening to this song a few times in a day. And while as another comment had stated that it would be nice if it was longer; it’s honestly for the best that it is about this long. It mentions some of the major SCPs in the fandom, and tbh that’s all it really needs. The hard to kill reptile, peanut, shy guy, the plague doctor. In all honesty, the one that mentions cigarettes seems to be the only one that doesn’t make sense to me. An argument could be made about the infinite ikea, but it would only be the case if the entrance changed locations like that one with the door to another world. Overall, it’s a great song. And i look forward to listening to it again in the future.

[@generictimestamperstupendi9021]

0:14 QuizziQ ​I'm gonna make a book called Wheres Stupes? its Wheres Waldo with sideburns and shades 0:54 AyeItsNaz oh cmon another endless hallway meme 1:18 Dat guy Tom nook is a scp 1:34 Sir Dead ​WHERE ARE THE TOES 1:51 TheBlueSlime LP finally some good fing scp song 2:15 bugologist 2 3008!! my boy 2:20 ZaBlackRose (it them!) ​ 😆 whats with the toes 2:21 Piard The fart I really feel Stupendium's touch in this

[@generictimestamperstupendi9021]

from the live chat replay

[@turtlemine4613]

Glad you left this reply. About to say r/ihadastroke.

[@generictimestamperstupendi9021]

@@turtlemine4613 np Wouldve edited it in rather than reply , but didnt want to ruin the sanctity (so to speak) and include something not said in chat

[@generictimestamperstupendi9021]

huh havent seen this in a bit

[@piardthefart2659]

The best SCP song so far

[@jatt1129]

True

[@Wisper200]

WAIT WAIT WAIT, THIS SONG IS AMAZING! It is 3 of my favorite things at the same time!!!

[@MeghaPandey52]

As per SCPF protocol, this song is not to be played in large civillian gatherings, due to the amount of classified information in this song. And also because it is too good and catchy. Which could cause societal collapse.

[@Name_Not_Include]

More…I need more!!

[@mekatrele2134]

1:39 is very simmilar to that presentation at Slide into the void at moment talking about TV

[@cristiancolorado8876]

Hell yeah!

[@Dude12Dude2]

This was dope!

[@jlwalker2965]

This song is awesome and I love it so much

[@anime_kingdom1300]

The funny thing about this song is that I heard it about 13 times on Spotify but never looked up the video, but it had hit me that it was a scp song lol

[@gloomynuggets1598]

wha- it literally has our motto in it. Did u not know? that’s our thing -Bright

[@ScorchShotEnjoyer69]

This song is awesome, I love SCPs.

[@CommanderViviax]

Awesome! How did I only just find this?! I'm subscribed and everything. And it has the amazing Stupendium in! One of my most favourite artists ever. WTF is with KZbin, sometimes.

[@XZ2IO]

I found this a week ago, I can not stop listening to this.

[@stage515]

We need more scp songs like this

[@swattofficer6624]

I could listen to the Stupendium was lyrical about SCPs for days

[@PoliceMalachi7]

Good animation for the video

[@Lumberjack_king]

1:21 just like this song

[@Psykolord1989]

Things Doctor Bright Isn't Allowed to do at the Foundation #??? Not allowed to reveal details on anomalies to civilians in order to cause the creation of, to quote Dr. Bright, "An absolute banger."