Muslim Tik Toks That Are Top Tier Funny

[@ShortHax]

It’s not even about stealing shoes at the Masjid, it’s about someone having the exact same shoes as you

[@ruweydaama]

Yooo you’re Muslim? And weren’t you verified

[@lostplug]

@@ruweydaama Onm but what happened to his symbol

[@sangivuu]

XD that reminds of my brother he couldn't find his shoes at masjid cuz he didnt put them on the shoe rack so he stole somebody else's

[@sangivuu]

He also once took the wrong hoodie in his school cuz it looked like his

[@beepboopbobop]

monokuma where did ur checkmark go

[@Defyingrarity]

I'm indian (Hindu )but I love to watch these vedios . The world is so diverse . And it's better to see similarities between religions than noticing the differences. It will make the world a better place to live in . Love You Muslims . YOU ROCK❤

[@directionerboy3916]

❤

[@illyGalSloth]

Awww, this is so sweet! Love you too ❤❤

[@amm3ra248]

Aww ty! 🇵🇰❤️🇮🇳

[@heroesinfootball]

Aww ty tysm thank you Allah for putting ppl who respect our religion😊

[@momotajbegum280]

🇧🇩🇧🇩🥰😂

[@kxrxdnzl1]

13:47 We can all agree on this: if there is a "vegan" sign on any product, we automatically believe it's got to be halal and buy it..so that is kind of a second halal sign 😄

[@shewshoo]

Not exactly... because it can also contain alchohol

[@kxrxdnzl1]

@@shewshoo yeah that's totally right..but I just wanted to mention how silly I find this. You know, that we still believe it's halal just because there's a vegan sign on it

[@hoddy1368]

@@shewshoo it depends if your cooking with at a 5 or below your okay just make sure you actually cook it

[@Pale3110]

@@kxrxdnzl1 but I thought we just can’t use the alcohol that’s uhm not clean? Like there are alcohol in sanitizers or perfume..

[@kxrxdnzl1]

@@Pale3110 yeah the Problem is that most times we can't exactly know if there is alcohol in something or not. Especially in Christian Countries. I for instance live in Germany and there is always something in Food. But if you for 100% are sure that there is something in it, you shouldn't use/ eat it. So we mostly buy vegan products. I hope I could make myself clear. Sry my English is just bad

[@nafisadiini787]

"South Astaqfirullah" got me dying😂😂

[@meerabraja6997]

My friend and I recently went to Starbucks and I can relate to the horror story. I literally spelt my name out for the lady and she still got it wrong 🤦🏽‍♀️

[@kate4828]

i swear, it’s not even personal my this point. some lady at starbucks literally spelt my name (kate) wrong. HOW DO YOU SPELL KATE WRONG?!?! she didn’t spell it with a C (like Cate) she literally spelt it as Kaite and another guy spelt it as Kayte WTFFFF!!

[@onyxxxyno]

I think they spell names wrong on purpose

[@hellfirejahannam7734]

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[@muslimmenarecovertnarcissi346]

Polygamy marriages are corruption... """And you will never be able to be equal between wives, even if you should strive [to do so]. From Quran surah Nisa"""... Muslim ummah keep telling others don't follow your desires, women are desires!. But desires can be very powerful. They can hold sway over the mind and lead a person away from reality. When a person follows desires and submits to them, without giving consideration to the guidance received from God, he goes astray. Following of desires is directly linked to misguidance. To understand the effect of desire it is important to analyze what desire does to human intelligence. It puts a curtain over the eyes of the mind. It makes a person so attached to its target that reality is overlooked. The conditions to understand reality include an objectivity to it. It means acceptance of reality whether palatable or bitter, whether it is for personal gain or against it. These conditions are not in line with the dictates of desire. In another verse Almighty Allah puts forth this truth in even stronger terms. He calls desire the god of some human beings. He says: Have you seen him who has taken his desire to be his god? (Q 25:43). Such a god has been condemned in the strongest terms in Hadith. The Prophet (s) has said: There is no god under the sky that has been worshipped other than Allah that is worse than the desire. (Taken from Tafsīr Namūne). No other deity is as despicable as the human being’s own desire. Imam al-Sādiq (a) says: Be apprehensive of your desires in the same way as you are apprehensive of your enemies. For there is no greater enemy for human beings than their own desires and what their tongues reap (Al-Kulaynī, al-Kāfī, 2: 336.) Following of desires is often not recognized for the lowly quality it is. It can be masqueraded as freedom, having fun, being with the masses, etc. It clads a veil over the person as well as others who are exposed to him. Only those who have insight and reflect on reality are able to see through it. This verse reminds us of the danger! Polygamy marriages come under desires!

[@couragethecowardlydog1875]

​@@onyxxxyno yep so people can share it more

[@craxyblink1966]

5:22 "the lady who looks like shaytawns mother" IM DYING💀

[@mhra1641]

Shaytan is satan but that’s like really creepy

[@naseemaismail118]

I just spat out my water and started laughing

[@TomnJerry0828]

I SWEAR ME AND MY COUSIN WERE DYING WHEN WE HEARD THAT😂😂😂😂

[@accountnotactive4248]

THE STORY IS EVEN FUNNIER 💀

[@muslimmenarecovertnarcissi346]

Polygamy marriages are corruption... """And you will never be able to be equal between wives, even if you should strive [to do so]. From Quran surah Nisa"""... Muslim ummah keep telling others don't follow your desires, women are desires!. But desires can be very powerful. They can hold sway over the mind and lead a person away from reality. When a person follows desires and submits to them, without giving consideration to the guidance received from God, he goes astray. Following of desires is directly linked to misguidance. To understand the effect of desire it is important to analyze what desire does to human intelligence. It puts a curtain over the eyes of the mind. It makes a person so attached to its target that reality is overlooked. The conditions to understand reality include an objectivity to it. It means acceptance of reality whether palatable or bitter, whether it is for personal gain or against it. These conditions are not in line with the dictates of desire. In another verse Almighty Allah puts forth this truth in even stronger terms. He calls desire the god of some human beings. He says: Have you seen him who has taken his desire to be his god? (Q 25:43). Such a god has been condemned in the strongest terms in Hadith. The Prophet (s) has said: There is no god under the sky that has been worshipped other than Allah that is worse than the desire. (Taken from Tafsīr Namūne). No other deity is as despicable as the human being’s own desire. Imam al-Sādiq (a) says: Be apprehensive of your desires in the same way as you are apprehensive of your enemies. For there is no greater enemy for human beings than their own desires and what their tongues reap (Al-Kulaynī, al-Kāfī, 2: 336.) Following of desires is often not recognized for the lowly quality it is. It can be masqueraded as freedom, having fun, being with the masses, etc. It clads a veil over the person as well as others who are exposed to him. Only those who have insight and reflect on reality are able to see through it. This verse reminds us of the danger! Polygamy marriages come under desires!

[@4thi13]

13:10 dad is right tho, I cant explain how pissed and confused I was when I saw Muslims saying "Christmas Mubarak!", having a Christmas tree, and actually celebrating it???

[@apurplez1048]

Yep, though it's better to explain then scold your kids if that'd ever happen.

[@nidakhan6369]

Also the happy new year and what not

[@melai8688]

@@nidakhan6369 wait are you not supposed to say happy new year?

[@syedarizvi7290]

@@melai8688 yes you can, I do and everyone I know does edit; i meant this for new years and nothing else

[@nidakhan6369]

@@melai8688 No because the Muslim new year starts on the first day of muharram and we use lunar calendars. So there's literally no point in wishing people new year when it has not even started yet

[@Wania27]

Day 10: Tiktoks that made me remember which Rakat I'm on

[@hassanraza-ic3bh]

So true abs 8 love this headline hope this choose

[@Wania27]

@@hassanraza-ic3bh Thanks 💜

[@hassanraza-ic3bh]

@@Wania27 sorry I just noticed the auto correct like I meant thi is so true my thoughts make me lose my rakat

[@peptidoglikanlveplazmitliy3658]

Lolll

[@ftoma6558]

Lmaoo

[@lilyisme7301]

The girl at 7:00 IM DYING LMAOOO SHE JUST CURED HUMANITY AHAHAHAHAHAH

[@sameenar2491]

Lmaooo

[@maryamabdo8455]

I loved the the last one, the starbucks horror story, the natural hair one, the anime irl moment one, the red bandana brother and the french clips.

[@alishbaahmad2613]

"like how is a natural hair girl surviving?" Lmao honestly!!!

[@quiescence90]

After 6 years, I just got a buzzcut. Doing great so far >

[@nubianpisces9874]

Exact same question!!!

[@TheUnplannedLove]

Do the rest of y’all only shower once a month? That’s more concerning for me than the issue she has. I only studied Islam after marriage and showering multiple times a weeks is common for my area, so I honestly have no clue about it. 🤷🏼‍♀️

[@quiescence90]

@@TheUnplannedLove you could shower with your hair in a shower cap and not wash it

[@nubianpisces9874]

@@TheUnplannedLove How about posing that question to a Black/African Muslimah the next time you attend the masjid? The above comments are referencing the struggles of washing natural hair as a black or African Muslim, not about showering in general. And honestly, none of the sisters on this thread, probably feel like educating you on an issue specifically about our hair, when your first conclusion is to assume that hair washing and bathing are synonymous. Like I said, ask a black sister in your masjid and let us know how she responds to your question of whether she only bathes once a month when performing ghusl. Stop trolling sister.

[@lucifherbivore100]

Not a muslim myself but i love y'all's vibes so much. ♡♡♡

[@female.earthling]

Thx ❤️

[@_frgieslwy_1581]

thank you bismillah

[@honey-suckle3228]

Ahmed is too funny help me💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@h.m1973]

marco** 🤣

[@syedarizvi7290]

Mash Allah, that very last one was so wholesome and cute! In Sha Allah may Allah bless them Ameen. Such cuties!!!

[@alexramirez6943]

You really think god would call himself allah?

[@ricestrange]

@@alexramirez6943 they aren't the same thing

[@vpn_art_s2022]

@@alexramirez6943 and why he would not + actullay God in arbic is alh and quran is rewtin in arbic

[@vpn_art_s2022]

@@ricestrange no in islame God is allah but allah is his name

[@blueapple5274]

@@alexramirez6943 Do you know that in other religions god is called different names like in islam we call him Allah cause it means god in arabic.

[@MaksudaMuminova]

One day we went to Restaurant Depot and my husband ask the worker, “ Is there Halal beef, chicken, and lamb”. The worker said “Yes we do” there were another new worker, he was a Mexican guy. He also wanted to kind of “help” and said “ We also have halal pork too” 🤨

[@sarah12232]

😂😂😂

[@madisondavis8906]

Awww he tried. He just wanted to chime in

[@lailav8252]

More like he saved u

[@achoch]

he's a little confused but he got the spirt

[@palesa8777]

No we actually have halal pork here it's not actually pork 😂😂😭

[@docsaaid2939]

6:38 masha ALLAH, sister sung the lyrics pretty well 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sameenar2491]

Loool but I don’t think she really had a clear line of where she was going lmao

[@docsaaid2939]

@@sameenar2491 well she merged it brilliantly I'll say 😎😎👍

[@lillanakitten]

16:01 😭 that was so great she defended her even though the other girl treated her bad. ❤️

[@garyengland9549]

I’m obviously English not particularly religious. Just like to say it’s quite nice and refreshing to see Muslim girls enjoying themselves 👍🏻 your only here once do what makes you happy

[@fatimaijaz]

Heyyyy I’ve been watching ur videos ever since covid started! Its really hard for hijabis these days especially in non muslim countries we need to help them if we see them out in public

[@babygirlismm]

10:05 stray kids’ god’s menu 😍

[@itsmetalaa]

SO I WASNT THE ONLY ONE NOTICING THATTT

[@jinniemelon5211]

@@itsmetalaa ME TOO

[@yeonjunisbald4749]

BRO UR USER

[@yeonjunisbald4749]

Annyeonghaseyo fellow stays

[@jinniemelon5211]

@@yeonjunisbald4749 Anneyong

[@knzs]

1:11 that reminds me of my dad when someone stole his expensive slippers at the masjid and the sheikh gave him another one

[@mayachoudhury1348]

Once this person told me that they are Muslim after finding out I had to have different food at this activity thing bc the chicken wasn't halal. Then this other girl said that she was Muslim as well but she wasn’t having halal food.THEN SHE OFFERS ME SOME SAUSAGE ROLL AND IM LIKE BRO THEY AINT HALAL and she really tried to argue with me and say it is😭😭

[@inou9523]

the story of starbucs really killed me

[@myrakhan886]

1:09 why is this so true once I found my shoes in the garbage bin like what 😭

[@headlightspirits]

The Starbucks story had me dying

[@sapphireknight1499]

✨COOKING LIKE A CHEF I AM A FIVE STAR MICHELIN✨ ~ Lee Felix of Stray Kids 2020

[@sadiyaislam7768]

1:25 this one got me 🤣

[@Zarxn906]

This is so underrated this is the best Muslim tik tok channel I’ve ever seen 💜💜

[@Ninja_Arashi101.]

1:12 that’s so true it happend to me when I went to masjid-e-nabwi and I was like 7 at that time and I was crying so hard and I went back to my hotel in my sisters socks 😭😭😭😭🥲🥲🥲

[@minamarwa2490]

16:44 oh no THE BELT run for you're life !

[@zaynabx6463]

loool I call my mom a ninja when she wears that 😂🤣🤣 1:39

[@catloverforlife8]

Omg that lady has so much bunnies! so cute!

[@batatabutiti5783]

4:32 best one yet

[@cluelesstuber7352]

Moms-daughter duo- MA SHA ALLAH

[@bonitoflakes1945]

5:27 had me rolling 🤣🤣🤣

[@KiaxxAwh]

10:51 im muslim and this is sooooooo relatable

[@lamb8520]

She's praying without socks

[@KiaxxAwh]

@@lamb8520 just noticeddd

[@Shamma-oi7xe]

I needed this one SUBHANALLAH! 😂

[@taramohammed3569]

16:33 made me cry.

[@WHAT-jz3ed]

Same oh my goshh 😂🤚🤚

[@genderfluidlygay7146]

I was like: "ummm the heck did i just watch?" HAHAHAHAHAHA

[@nahhha]

I was looking for this comment I was so confused and was like what am I watching? 😭

[@aimyeditzzz1623]

Omg I freaked out when I heard Maher Zain's Rabbee Yebarik in the second last tiktok lollllll. I am a huge Zainer a.k.a MZfan a.k.a Maher Zain Fan lollllll Salam, Lots Of Love And Prayers From Pakistan💚

[@bingoandtriley]

“Sttooooooppp” at the second one lol😂

[@maryamhussein3517]

GUYS WHO ELSE IS FROM SOUTH ASTAGHFIRALLAH😂😂😂

[@hennatiktoksviews3997]

The " don't fall for me part" 🤣 so true wallah

[@starei]

10:05 at first I was confused then skz gods menu started playing in the back

[@jooniehasmyheart0502]

I thought i was the only muslim kpop stan here LMAO

[@lujaink8262]

title idea-Tik Toks that i take with me until ramadan 💜

[@Wania27]

Day 3: Tiktoks that made Mrs. Ahmed stop buying 200 watermelons.

[@amiratemari5027]

The Starbucks story is so funny! XD

[@nunu24_7xxx]

10:23 his hair looks so cute ❤

[@lameezealmadrahi]

16:23 best so far

[@khadijaumar1131]

Yes finally you are back I missed your videos

[@ziakhan3790]

Brooooo this is the best one yet especially the Afghan one loooooooool I can't even hehe

[@puppydogs68]

The ninja one is truly top tier, love her sense of humor 😂😂

[@Wania27]

Day 21:Tiktoks that I watch whole my mom says goodbye to the guests.

[@jennano4483]

Title idea: Tiktoks that made my non-arab friends understand that my mom calls me mom.

[@muhammadhanif1248]

Soobin loverrr

[@Suspicious_Stew.]

4:13 I’ve visited that place with my family, I loved the Chinese performance.

[@Dory_VM]

THE BUNNY ONE IS SO RELATABLE my family has a bunny and she's a mess 😭 she causes stress and messes and a whole lot of extra work. She's also incredibly unfriendly 🥲

[@dana6119]

You finally posted 😚

[@amalkhan5224]

The last one was so cute!

[@Hadia_hoorain_mir4]

5:23 the wuswasa

[@BobbiSmithinwuss]

Your from iZlam??? No im between the borders of iZLam and the sea of Walahi, from a place called Astaghfirullah XDDDDDDD That had me DEAD🤣

[@Melaine_rose]

my fav part 32 the music fits so well to

[@cluelesstuber7352]

South Astagfirullah😅😅😅- nailed that bro

[@sumaiyyapatel9686]

16:07 one literally gave me goosebumps

[@lovetragic.]

Didn't realize these were muslim tiktoks but these are really entertaining!

[@zoho275]

0:33 so true lol

[@yasmaabudharafah3556]

The fit check though 😂

[@baran-brbrbr7867]

these TikTok’s made me eat my Iftar in calmness

[@Berriyes]

YESSS YOU POSTED

[@Hannieeaa]

10:04 she was BEAUTIFULL oh and COOKING LIKE A CHEF IM A 5 STAR MISHELIN FELIXXXX

[@sarahwilson7257]

I can’t relate cuz I’m not religious but I find it’s nice to try and understand other people and how life can be beautiful as long as your happy and have chosen to be authenticity yourself. I don’t believe in god or a creator of the world, but I believe in humanity and the beauty of life on earth, I’m happy that you all have found a god that sees you for who you are.:)

[@ayra1833]

*Most of the time when my brother comes after praying he would have a different shoe* 😂 *How Lucky he can try so many types of shoes*

[@user-yh4ql9nt9g]

16:51 she really did pull the ninja move. Dude was shocked by the laws of physics she just bent. 😂

[@rabya3215]

The Last one is soo cute 😍

[@leejennings4805]

How come you hardly post anymore Love your vids by the way I watched right from the START

[@Motivationalmoon.]

1:10 😂 imagine telling it after losing your shoes at jummah and boom someone hands you the shoes

[@floorcandy238]

1:45 the rabbits tho................ their so cuteee

[@physicshuman9808]

Fun fact Dr. Phil had actually lost his psychology license back in 2006 or 2009. So every single gas on there is signing a waiver to show it as advice rather than actually from the doctors office

[@ItsMe-no5nm]

0:38 got me... So relateble

[@AbdullahUthman]

The Starbucks one though 😂

[@ruqayyarizvi4407]

Tiktoks that I think about on my wedding

[@yexiao_1]

that one I saw I the thumbnail someone called me ninja you don't know how I died of Laughter

[@yxra_3209]

I was crying when she kicked out the bunnies 😭

[@cutewubagirl7064]

Thank u @Muslim tiktok for the video 😊😊😊😊😊💓💓💓💓💓

[@zihanfaria1574]

I love how the Tiktok in 1: 24 is about my country love from bangladesh

[@Sara-sn5em]

i love how there adding afghanstain in the videos lots of love coming from a afghan

[@sireemalsayidi9782]

Title idea:tiktoks that made my baba make our home into an Arab country😂😂😂

[@YoSpongebob]

6:36 this one 😂😂😂 she was like I gots the brains then got distracted like me. Like sis big relate 😭

[@Dino_Nugulfy]

Help,whats the song at 7:51?and i can def understand that part

[@shiftingnisa444]

20:00 excuse me what? I didn’t know that 😭

[@MairaWaheed-pd7zc]

Jingle himar jingle himar u got bad grades😂😂😂😂❤

[@FayR2026]

MASHALLLAHHH 20:30 was sooo beautifull :D

[@TomnJerry0828]

Why is this so true they be climbing walls also😂😂😂😂(9:10)

[@user-tm9zq3ox1x]

the starbucks story got me dead

[@shexthhazalobroak1333]

Starbucks story fab!

[@d.kjoker8833]

that" yom l kiyama" 12:02 broo im dead

[@user-dl2rt7rn9u]

Salaam

[@intto2095]

Stares into my soul 🤣

[@Lon_elly]

7:56 What song/nasheed is this?

[@ai.ayayaya]

15:31 sobs in nauseous over e v e r y t h I n g

[@kinzey8]

10:18 for anyone who’s wondering tbe songs called gods menu and it’s by stray kids ❤️

[@heyamdirar-dx7sl]

This made me die of laughter lol😭😭😭