MW2 No Russian But the Airport is Closed

[@blood117]

Alternate timeline, the airport was evacuated after Yuri warned the airport security.

[@mrfacestab5758]

What if they don’t believe him?

[@ThatAviationGamer]

@@mrfacestab5758 he has a bullet hole in his body

[@bigdickballsack]

Alternative timeline: someone did the terrorist attack earlier then makarov.

[@blood117]

@@mrfacestab5758 Lets just say they did in this timeline.

[@DoctorDeath147]

@@mrfacestab5758 then the original timeline happens

[@samcarpenter_]

1:32 Makarov wholesomely points out his favourite book that he wants to go buy later

[@euphoricvibe]

bro 😂😂😂

[@geekd_juice]

💀

[@suspiciouschicken]

"Lev get me a copy of the communist manifesto"

[@brawlstarssponsorships]

Meme's aside, why does he point?

[@E3Channel]

😂

[@TankMasterGo]

Makarov: "Remember, No Russian" **Doors open** Makarov: uhh... Where are the Russians?

[@absoluteunit2424]

no russian like, literally

[@Gagarin_001]

​@@absoluteunit2424lmao

[@Endru85x]

Random bartender appears : you mean white russian, sir?

[@Mangaka_Library]

Lev: Uuhhh Makarov? Did you pick the right day.. Makarov: Yes I'm sure I picked the right day! *Checks his Watch, it's 5:50 am..* Makarov: Oh.. Lev: What? Makarov: We're kind of early... Lev: So we brought up all our guns for nothing then? Kirill: Hey Guys come on stop arguing all this stuff is really heavy, and I am hungry... Yuri: I mean there's a Coffee shop up those stairs but they won't open until... *Yuri Checks his watch* Yuri: Until 4 hours... Makarov: OK Fine, we Go back down the elevator and wait for 4 hours... Yuri: Well.. I need to use the bathroom... For... special reasons.. Kirill: Oh are you for real.. Yuri: Hey! It'll only be for a few seconds.. *Makarov Peers his eyes at Yuri* Makarov: Huh.. funny thing you said that when we left the hideout to perform this plan.. including before the Nuke I Dropped.. *Yuri Sweats from fear* Makarov: you can go.. but be Quick!

[@tekaruki8899]

Makarov: no wait... Yes Russian?

[@Endru85x]

No Russian, but Makarov has schizophrenia.

[@RealMakarov]

excuse me, what?

[@Endru85x]

@@RealMakarov dont worry CJ from GTa had similar problem .

[@tekaruki8899]

"do we tell him?" "no no let him be, just go with the vibe"

[@RealMakarov]

@@Endru85x excuse me, what?

[@Opinare]

no russian, but they all took their schizophrenia pills

[@edwin6850]

I lost it when the guy tripped and died. “He’s dead! Leave him!”

[@bryanthernandez9769]

Black Fridays deals be like

[@creeplickitaOFFICIAL]

He got a heart attack

[@nobitsura]

died from cringe

[@James-mc8xn]

This is 4 good men, being called in to investigate mysterious blood on the airport floor, Makarov hears sounds so he blows up 2 or 3 stores to keep his team safe

[@EmilSinclairDM]

I love this

[@rxzxqx6982]

yet his 2 member nearly get blasted by his grenade launcher

[@abangmirol935]

Gonna make SCP lore about this 🔥🔥✍🏻✍🏻

[@nixielad]

"Keep his team safe." 2:00

[@dr.danielcamelia9276]

Keep his team safe...yeah. 4:51

[@oliver_owl2360]

The walk through the airport felt like something out of a supernatural horror story. A fully functional airport, deserted in a hurry but why? Chaos and blood everywhere, but where are the bodies?

[@frelopermanboy7426]

the langoliers got them

[@Novasigmia]

Like Scooby Doo Daphny: they disappeared😮

[@paisuk6566]

And then a man with a machine gun die even though they are nothing kill him

[@frelopermanboy7426]

@@Novasigmia daphny

[@frelopermanboy7426]

@@paisuk6566 hacker

[@PLANDerLinde99]

"Shit. I forgot the airport closed today..." -Makarov, Probably

[@dmann5938]

And then that one guy got a heart attack randomly

[@tekaruki8899]

"you had one job"

[@nicolawaifu013]

Makarov: I knew it was a bad idea to carry out an attack during the quarantine

[@IWillYeah]

​@@nicolawaifu013😂

[@Anonymous_Gentleman]

Its so crazy to hear the deafening silence. We're used to hearing MGs firing, Civilians screaming, but, this time it's just like walking through a ghost town.

[@KoRnBulleT]

50.000 people used to pass through here, now it's a ghost airport.

[@sweettoko995]

No russian but there are actually no russians.

[@DEXXofficial69]

Bruh he means no speaking Russian

[@fnm249sawtoo]

@@DEXXofficial69 yeah, but it's on Russia, so no Russian. As in the person being from Russia.

[@DEXXofficial69]

@@fnm249sawtoo I know I just took it as if he didn’t understand what Makarov meant but I know what the comment means and i understand the joke if that was intentional

[@ratgobbler]

@@DEXXofficial69 bless your heart

[@DEXXofficial69]

@@ratgobbler I wish

[@whyareyouevenreadingmyname950]

4:09 when you fake an injury in a football match

[@auberginereverie]

"When they find me and that body, no one will cry for war."

[@euphoricvibe]

😂😂🤣

[@gageniedert4344]

@EuphoricVibez wrong sir at 0:30 that thing that fell down makarov will be hearing from its lawyers

[@cameronsams9183]

2:04 burger Town gas grill exploded because someone left the gas on

[@xDarkMonkeyz]

Makarov actually rebuilt the whole airoport somewhere to practise their move.

[@flavouredsocks2822]

I like how if that’s the case then it mean our character knew he’d die

[@cataro_kujo]

​@@flavouredsocks2822this guy was a paid actor

[@ShadowVader12]

Makarov: "Remember, no Russian." *gets out of elevator and sees no one* Alexi Borodin: "Well this is awkward."

[@tekaruki8899]

Viktor: Makarov di- Makarov: SHUT UP

[@propeladdict9174]

Call of Duty: Modern Schizophrenia

[@KitchenAce26]

@@propeladdict9174sounds like a name for a YTP lol

[@globmonkey200716102]

When he starts shooting the grenade launcher I imagine he's quietly having a meltdown that he showed up to an empty airport and the grenades into the store is him throwing a temper tantrum.

[@BEANSBEANSBEANS404]

2:00 Makarov that's rude don't fire grenades at your friends.

[@Yoroy5]

You traitor

[@BEANSBEANSBEANS404]

@@Yoroy5 *Makarov aims grenade launcher at his feet, blows himself up*

[@phoenixjunior__]

Not gonna lie, the first half of this video looks like it came straight out of a zombie movie

[@KwadDamyj]

Yeah, it was funny at first and then the inexplicably-still-present occasional bloodstains took it to eerie.

[@GreenPlayerManghiam]

It would be cool if a call of duty game were to start like this, imagine trying to kill people but you find out that there has been a zombie outbreak

[@chopsandsticks4068]

Ngl they are pretty geared up for a zombie outbreak

[@normalpeople8130]

Yeah its just like special force checking a airport

[@Novasigmia]

A standalone call duty zombies game should definitely start like this cause I love those light machine guns.

[@neeerg]

No Russian but they're hunting ghosts

[@KwadDamyj]

All because they got an anonymous tip saying they should hunt Ghost but didn't realize what it meant.

[@Strykerx31]

Riley: Welp, Keep Searching, they'll find me... ~Drinks In a Bar outside of Chicago.

[@laggyboye]

remember, no ghosts

[@espectromk2572]

Ghost don't like this

[@BawlsMahoney]

I can just imagine the adrenaline dump of expecting a crowd to be there, but walking out to see that everybody's gone

[@A-curious-reader]

Yuri has warned them

[@kamilekzdun6929]

So they came to the airport just to have a walk through it and leave one of their own guys dead. Damn, Makarov is a genius.

[@jamesearlcash2OO3]

Makarov's henchmen seeing that their partner died and not Allen: 💀

[@mrmafiahat3852]

Makarov was right, that was no message.

[@thesenate1844]

0:30 Stay frosty comrades. Whatever chased all the civilians away could still be lurking here

[@carolinetang5107]

Allen: "Must be the shitty mafia."

[@damigamermx-us8291]

4:09 he suddenly got a heart attack after running too much 🤣

[@EmRTonk]

Better then i expected. Oh another one that be funny would be "No Russian, but Shepard ties up loose ends to early." Shepard appears and just kills yall as soon as yall leave the elevator

[@euphoricvibe]

Lol I'll try and do that

[@elphilly9219]

That actually be funny as, elevator doors open hes just there, walks up and ties his loose ends

[@andyfriederichsen]

Shepard personally gets his revenge instead of starting a war to become a war hero.

[@Stresenbear]

Shepherd would kill everyone except Allen since Allen was literally assigned as disguise to help the goobers get too silly on a tuesday afternoon

[@hamburgermeat3]

“You know what?! I didn’t even want to conduct a terrorist attack today anyway?!”

[@benedictwatt5791]

Love that Lev just like gave up the will to live spontaneously lmao

[@splintergectornathan9045]

*HE'S DEAD, LEAVE HIM, GO*

[@nazdoesstuffYT]

He just was tired after the long walk with that lmg and body armour.

[@thefancydoge8668]

The blood everywhere just makes me expect a zombie to pop up around a corner.

[@Rezidentialz]

2:05 Burger King messed up his Whopper

[@svspect.9898]

4:07 Kiril taking the saying dying of boredom a bit too serious

[@Neru619]

Leave it to Makarov to decide the best time to go raid an airport is during the Covid Pandemic. The place gives off a very Left4Dead2 type of feeling.

[@theblazgamer5630]

Oh you mean dead air yea I know what you mean

[@1mmsrt]

4:49 Makarov decided to leave in the void after an empty airport so that no one would know that he and his empty team fired a grenade launcher and pointed at the library, I love this mission

[@basementversion]

I'm loving these "No Russian" videos on my recommended, amazing work!

[@euphoricvibe]

Thank you!!

[@derekmaullo2865]

No one cares brat

[@adams.2407]

This would honestly be a great horror game, except one by one the terrorists start disappearing when you aren’t looking until you’re alone

[@jimmybags6598]

Slendermakarov

[@k_isforkaito.]

This feels like a crime scene in Liminal Spaces almost.

[@CoolingCashew31]

2:00 enemy team: Augh! What the heck boss!?

[@Alpha_Reyes21]

This is would it be if Makarov and his crew survived the 28 Days Later movie😂😂

[@TexasRed751]

Alternative timeline: Makarov having a Alzheimer's and he forgot that airport was in COVID lockdown

[@Finamajig]

I love the idea that makarov planned out this incredibly elaborate scheme to start ww3 and then just fudged the dates for when the airport was open

[@kirkdyteo993]

Markarov: Wtf where did everyone go?

[@ZeroCal150]

This should be renamed "Makarov and his squad search for terrorists after hearing about a shooting in an airport."

[@tw1987tw]

4:58 Makarov : I am a message

[@cod_joker1670]

No russian but there's no russians

[@euphoricvibe]

😂😂😂

[@_mikkimoose_]

>it was all in le head >group hallucination

[@spade3779]

average Pyro viewer

[@OwO-nk1zv]

i like to think that the blood we still in the airport was problably just someone having a ketchup accident to make it more like it got evacuated with no incidents lol

[@LightningTheBestFPS]

Makarov runs to up the escalator and sees a collection of books* Makarov: wow nice books are there Lev: really boss and Kiril is diagnosed with Heart Attack Kiril: yeah boss Alexei: thinks* This mission is gonna get boring when Makarov just explains all about his favorite books Yuri: i need to get to them but im being shot and collapses* and he dies cuz no one is there Viktor ok guys now boss is getting mad of not getting his favorite books and he is destroying everywhere Alexei and others: oh shit

[@wastool]

Well, no wonder that airport was closed. With all that blood all over the place and luggage discarded all willy nilly, sometimes terrible most have happened there. Not to mention a lot of things seemed to be getting knocked over all by itself, seems like the place is haunted or something. Why it was so scary one of your team mates straight up had a heart attack.

[@graywolfeast]

When Makarov's plan goes wrong

[@coutou5302]

Makarov: Remember, no russians. COVID: How about no one?

[@strikezero01]

you know this is kind a spooky, its like they don't know what they're dealing with. you know... blood on the floor, eerie atmosphere and... nobody

[@AdityaAidan]

*The helicopter outside the window*

[@strikezero01]

@@AdityaAidan Helicopter: *peeping* "Soon..."

[@Astro_NautIcal]

1:58 makrov be like: Hmmm... I dont like this bench

[@Tydusis1]

I love how shit randomly falls over

[@Blizlyy]

4:09 bro got killed by the air 💀

[@animationglows3961]

4:09 he tripped

[@jasonserial4535]

4:02 heart attack randomly?!

[@schmidt188]

He's just like me fr

[@jamesearlcash2OO3]

He got a cramp

[@dauphongii]

This make them look more like a special division going into an airport right after terrorist attack, only to realize everyone is gone. Even the bodies...

[@Cybermat47]

‘Remember, no Russian.’ ‘As in we shouldn’t speak Russian?’ ‘What? No, there are literally no Russians here.’

[@nyxus_r2]

No Russian but everyone brought the wrong ammo

[@StreamRoSS]

4:09 When I hit my little finger

[@DoctorDeath147]

Look at this place. 50 thousand people used to live here. Now it's a ghost town.

[@Butterr.mp4]

Me and the boys after the school closed so we can cause mayhem

[@serimus]

This looks more like a survival game than COD

[@gamingguy8929]

I can't believe makarov is the only person to kill John Cena

[@VinceHere98]

It almost feels as though someone made a mess at the airport before Makarov and friends would be able to (you still see bloodstains and knocked-over furniture, probably because they designed it to look like that).

[@cullenatwood5149]

“That was no message.” Me- Yea it definitely wasn’t

[@nazdoesstuffYT]

They look like they work at the airport making sure no one’s in there.

[@Stardustmiku]

This whole thing is funny af

[@normalpeople8130]

Super natural ending:hunting a ghost… Zombie ending:never though a zombie in a airport

[@tekaruki8899]

I like to think this is a "behind the scenes" and the voice actors are the actors, and practicing their moves XD

[@M3xP4nd4]

- Remember, no Russian. **They realize that's the Felipe Angeles International Airport** - **Facepalming in Russian**

[@leszas872]

No Russian but Makarov is a SPETSNAZ police investigating the airport on the bloodshed that happened there (and also unfortunately encountered an earthquake).

[@ZephKin]

Remember, No Russian *no russians Ghost: You didn't even break a sweat. Nice work.

[@juxtaposedlime2734]

Makarov and his team were originally planning to carry out their terrorism but for some reason the elevator led them to a deserted, seemingly haunted airport with mysterious bloodstains. The reason Makarov blew up the stores is because he felt a strong presence in those locations.

[@no-bodymr6419]

No Russian but it took place during the COVID pandemic

[@glassman1130]

No Russian but Makarov's team take their schizophrenic pills.

[@monks311]

Instead of civilians, is FSB waiting for them lol

[@orrgroup9928]

No Russian but the elevator doesn't work so they cant carry out their plan

[@euphoricvibe]

Absolutely will do that.

[@orrgroup9928]

@@euphoricvibewhen's that happening bro

[@orrgroup9928]

bro?

[@euphoricvibe]

It happened

[@orrgroup9928]

@@euphoricvibe worth the wait

[@DrSTAHP]

I love how Makarov starts to get progressively pissed about the fact that there's no one there LOL.

[@manexie]

The Mandela effect, sometimes referred to as the Mandela phenomenon, is an instance of false collective memory.

[@KI_Soldier]

0:48 Lol

[@carolinetang5107]

He's checking if the security come out if it's a planned ambush.

[@Hebuluss]

Mobile Task Force vibes. A team was sent to Zakhaev International Airport to recce for anomalies. Turns out the whole team itself was the anomaly. (Warps away into invisible ambulance)

[@moddedinkling4168]

"No Russian" but Makarov is vandalizing the airport.

[@genericname4739]

Alternate Title: No Russian, but Makarov goes back to the scene of the crime.

[@MK-gb7ht]

Makarov and his buddies solving the case behind the airport haunted by ghosts that kill people who speak Russian (that’s why he reminds them not to speak Russian)

[@CAPtaincaptalism]

Bro task force 141 wasted one agent for NOTHING lol

[@ocarinhadafotodeanime4021]

If you get there out of context, this could be a zombie game scene

[@Unregistered.Hypercam.2.]

POV: you are a TSA agent looking for the backpack with a water bottle

[@joeysmith7296]

The good ending

[@RedLemonCola]

No Russian but the civilians are all juggernauts.

[@euphoricvibe]

Interesting, I'll look into it

[@KwadDamyj]

When a sumo wrestler convention is passing through the airport

[@KwadDamyj]

@@euphoricvibe No Russian but everyone is Makarov.

[@frenchfrigaming3562]

In the terrorits minds: ...w h a t

[@chopsandsticks4068]

Is it me or this mission would be kinda haunting if you were by yourself at night fall

[@MrRed_2205]

Yeah ofcourse its evacuated, some mad man smeared ketchup all over the place

[@superniger4822]

Is that what that was? 😂

[@Trane141Kingz]

Remember - no Russian 0:24 couple seconds later: *Makarov:* wait,wha- what the hell 🤨 where is everybody... Me:huh. You're right, Makarov. No Russian indeed😂

[@itsthecamaroguy]

4:09 that was a nasty fall. I don’t blame em for thinking he’s dead

[@Jakarta_Railfanning17]

It's more like "No Russian (Investigation)"

[@fnm249sawtoo]

No Russian, but the entire crew was schizophrenic

[@tieradlerch.217]

Its calming as hell

[@jackhughes1741]

Krill just tripping over a stone and shooting himself in the face.

[@IceKisaragi13]

"MW2 No Russian but something is very wrong, and it's not the terrorists"

[@BleachPZ]

Makarov if they're hunting for ghosts