MY ALEXA SCARES ME!

Alexa! How many legs do a squid have?

[@nikki1477]

"She has a light that goes around...when it's blue, she's listening. When it's any other color she is doing something else...plotting"😂😂😂. I hollered.

[@erinhenderson8945]

Bwahahahaha

[@jakobeesaiz460]

My brothers were playing Xbox and our alexa just turns off and no one told her to turn on and out of no were she just starts talking and no one asked her anything I almost threw the alexa

[@AKatsLifeDIY]

?1 8

[@KarliR00]

​@@jakobeesaiz460I don't blame you lol I would have to 😂

[@legalkm76]

You need a part 2 on Alexa. You can just title it "Rick living with Alexa". Sleep with one eye open, she may be after your goldfish. lol

[@vlogplannet12]

Hahahahaha brilliant

[@LAvenus79]

OMG! ROFLMAOLOL!

[@Polarnasenbaer]

Oh yes pleeeeease.

[@carolinabeltran8420]

What

[@traciehamilton4481]

Lol

[@Julia-es9lq]

"I was terrified" T E R - stutters- *Changes topic*

[@lexiblunk8845]

Me too

[@sethstersbench]

I shan’t like, as it is the 666

[@aspenlou230]

Me trying to talk in a public place😂

[@tylerjosephsgaybestfriend8395]

Ur pfp gave me ptsd- 😂😂

[@simplycloudy310]

Lol

[@jamiewoodson9451]

Jokes on you, you recorded this on your phone, now she knows.....and now she knows your name isn't Rick. You should probably throw everything away and start fresh with a new identity. Perhaps Gertrude the knitting granny. Id subscribe.

[@LAvenus79]

Bwuahahahhaha!

[@samanthamclellan1862]

Like this up he needs to see it

[@Iz4kulvr]

*please*

[@clairecampbell7943]

Oml

[@lilyc.3724]

Hehehehe

[@Gilded-girl]

You lied to Alexa? That's not a good start to a trusting relationship. lol My Alexa sometimes interrupst our conversations too. It kinda freaks me out!!!!!!!! Love you Brandon.

[@mort3285]

Police: Hey somebody is trying to steal your identity Rick. Not Rick (Brandon): Say no more

[@DaveJ188]

@Olivia Lane Don't know why I bother with the comments when they are all just direct quotes from the video.

[@katt9683]

Yea

[@makynlee4058]

400th like

[@yvonneosburn1991]

Your voice + your comedic charm + rain sounds = happily soothed & sleepy.

[@sararoberts6046]

Its nice asmr

[@pinkymai0484]

I'm not the only one who thinks that yesssss 🤣🙋‍♀️🙆‍♀️

[@queenfliss]

its the only kind of asmr i can enjoy lmao

[@Addieandabe]

My child just came in upset that i started one of your videos without him! 😂

[@dawnmensah3255]

Bahahahaha!!! Mine too!!!

[@haydenlovellette1927]

Pause it then you monster

[@kyliewilliams8819]

Leaha Dionne omg

[@kyliewilliams8819]

Omg lol

[@autumng1]

Aww

[@hiimdawn905]

"Im terrified....t-e-r-i..." *shoves something in mouth* MEEE

[@grrrbackup]

He was eating a goldfish

[@Druitheum]

SAME

[@makenziewhite7193]

Squid have 10 limbs : 0 legs 2 arms 8 tenticals Thanks siri😂😂💀💀💜💜

[@cirrcusbun]

Makenzie White 8 arms 2 tentacles... i didn’t think siri would actually say this-

[@sakurakitokara5249]

I had that right!!! I'm so proud of 3rd grade me right now. Watching all those cephalopod documentaries ❤

[@lifewithnayy1875]

Alexa*

[@mel-jm9ue]

Shaunaja Lemon siri* She said “thanks Siri” because she asked Siri. Not Alexa.

[@piatarobertson9087]

My phone which has google said they are also named legs

[@ruthparker1657]

Kiss my USB needs to be on a t shirt 😂😂😂

[@foxyrhi7398]

Are u in love with the guy???

[@kamin5635]

Foxy Rhi what?

[@jennamiller4914]

Came to youtube for music got stuck on Brandon Farris ......i think im addicted 😂😂

[@fritzbakery]

Him: “How many legs do a squid have?” Me: “NO! GOD PLEASE NO! NO... NO!”

[@ambermcgowan3422]

MY ALEXA HEARD YOU AND ANSWERED THE QUESTION!!!

[@cassiemott3552]

Mine did too

[@Cake_Animations]

I wish I had one :(

[@Iz4kulvr]

Same 💀

[@erinhenderson8945]

What did she say

[@justaturtle2881]

HOW MANY LEGS DO A SQUID HAVE

[@LoganStopMotion]

I was kissing her USB cord so hard 🤣😂🤣 like having 2 gf🤣😂😂💜💜💜💜 OMG IM DYING!!!

[@cynthiadeleon2174]

Lmaoooo. I don't blame you for being scared of her. 😂 "how many leg do a squid have." 💜😂😂

[@billysbored]

I asked my Google home "How many legs do a squid have?" He replied with "Squid has 10 legs."

[@flowerhedgehog700]

I asked mine it paused then said ummm I don’t know that ;-;

[@daisykook989]

I’ve been laughing at you for like 4 hours now

[@PurpleDaze49]

"I was kissing her USB cord so hard..."😂🤣😂🤣😂 Also, I asked Googled "How many legs do a squid have" and she said, squid have two tentacles and eight arms that are also called legs... Now you know, and knowing is half the battle! 😆

[@maryhaubner1342]

I guess mine is stupid or something it said a squid has 10 legs

[@IamCareyann]

Or a shirt that says "just call me Rick" lol

[@joannbillings2799]

Brandon, I mean "Rick", 😉 Alexa is ALWAYS listening. Also, I think you're right, Alexa and Siri are gonna "talk", better get your story straight!!!😂😂😂 You seriously crack me up! I just LOVE your humor. Had to share this one, too. 😘😘😘😘💜💜💜💜💜💜

[@Dicove]

I hope filmmaker pro is giving u money for all this ad time

[@tabithafeliciano3378]

And that, my friend, is why I will never get one... I have no problem being at a technological disadvantage 😂

[@neondeath07]

Right. I won't own or use Siri, Alexa, or Google Assistant. I don't even like predictive text. I will do the work that needs to be done for whatever I am doing. It has its place and time but I doubt I would use it enough to make it worth it. And this isn't even considering privacy concerns either!

[@courtneyb7194]

Agree. I rather be at a disadvantage with technology. I will never own an AI. Tooo creepy

[@CinnamonToastKing]

My name's.....not....RIIIIIIIIIICK! Edit* also you said you set her up on your phone? She is still listening to you, you fool!!!!

[@dakuwhiteiba]

I searched the comments section for this Spongebob reference.

[@kristielewis2058]

Alexa is always listening!!! Thanks for the laughs

[@brookedeclue16]

Alexa scares me too! I don't trust her she's shady lol 😂

[@stephaniehufnagel641]

Brooke Siri gets confused too much and doesn’t have the answers I’m looking for half the time. I think I’m gonna start seeing Google next year. 🤣

[@makynlee4058]

@@stephaniehufnagel641 yeah fr she be like "here's what I found on the web" LIKE NO- BRHHH

[@JayScarim]

You can ask Alexa what she thinks of Siri.

[@ladyrc3682]

I love your videos and all, but I needs closure, don't just drop me like a hot tamale at the end of every video 😭

[@adaniels4326]

"How do you know Rick?" I'm dying! 😂

[@tracywatson7776]

That vid made me laugh on this gloomy Sunday morning. Thanks Brandon! I needed that! 💜

[@Kjt9653]

I actually squealed with laughter at "I'm gonna try to make it out of house before Alexa gets to me." THIS IS HOW SKYNET STARTS!!

[@zemoi]

Sometimes I’ll unplug my Alexa because she turns on for absolutely NO REASON, and a couple days later she’s plugged back in?!? She’s definitely plotting.

[@kimnicks8590]

Hahahaha LOL I would never have one of Those. They hear and watch all.

[@humanname84]

“How many legs do a squid have” 10 limbs 8 tentacles 2 arms

[@amyodam4130]

I have been so sick this past week, thank you for making it not as bad as it could've been. Keep being you!

[@kaylabear4479]

SHES A IMPOSTER Squid usually have two tentacles and eight arms that are also called legs.

[@jennaagner8438]

MY NAMES NOT RICK!!!!( sponge bob reference)

[@goosegoeshonk19]

Alexa: HOW DO YOU KNOW RICK?! Siri: I don’t-

[@ILoveMeeses84]

🤣 And that is why i will never get one!

[@mamakillcamchristina9610]

She is gathering intel for sure. Watch out Beebz!

[@Lemon-dt4is]

I just asked my Alexa echo dot thingy your squid question. Very calmly replied "A squid has 10 legs." Asked again, same awnser. My Alexa's just as stupid as me!

[@jennieleigh4292]

Omg this is so funny. I love my Alexa. You can ask you to tell you jokes, play music, play games, make animal noises and you can also ask her to detonate 😂😂😂

[@clairezita4145]

jennie leigh I think you mean donate

[@jennieleigh4292]

@@clairezita4145 nope. Definitely meant detonate

[@desiroshong3827]

Jear desus this is amazing

[@caseybarnes4221]

My Google responded " a squid have 8 legs as well as two longer tentacles". Interesting

[@wire5669]

I asked Alexa this exact question and her response was: "A squid has 10 leg"

[@kaitlynstevens2868]

My volume was loud enough while watching this and my Alexa answered "a squid has 10 legs" 😂😂

[@lylasurvivor9719]

Hilarious!!! Now I need to ask Siri how many legs do a squid have? 😂😂😂

[@MizzHarleyGirl]

Omfg this had me laughing out loud!!! I could just imagine Alexa and Siri meeting up and plotting.... hahahaha this was great!!! A part 2 would b excellent!!! I wonder if Siri knows how many legs do squids have behahaha

[@bolezy9070]

I asked my Alexa, "how many legs do a squid have?" The answer is 10.

[@phoenixfastpitchsoftball]

I say please and thank you too Alexa too! When these things take over the world, I'm going to be on their good side.

[@Annakidd06]

A squid has six legs and an octopus had eight legs

[@shainaterry4219]

Squid usually have two tentacles and eight arms that are also called legs. A giant squid's tentacles can be up to 10 meters long, and the arms up to 3 meters long.

[@finn_20]

“How many legs do a squid have?” Alexa: *condescending responses* Siri: *scientific response with actual answers* 8 arms and 2 tentacles 🦑

[@indiachipz1846]

Who else watched this and immediately googled ‘how many legs do a squid have’?? 😅

[@cheyennealbrecht7193]

“How many do a squid leg have......sentences” 😂😂😂

[@christylynn3934]

This video had me cracking up so hard 😂

[@carolynk9570]

My 1 1/2 year old boy is terrified of Alexa, every time I say the name Alexa.. he runs away crying to the bathroom 😂

[@Dresseduptogo]

Smart kid!!! you should be very afraid of those. I refuse to have one!!!!

[@rachelbreault700]

You should do a Q and A video!

[@meganromero3298]

I’ve had a pretty not great couple of months... Just so happens I came across you for the first time during that time. I laugh and laugh every time I watch you! You’re hilarious and your heart is so big! My daughters and I love you!

[@Benjamin-bm9xf]

I just asked my Alexa “how many legs do a squid have” she said “a squid has 10 LEGS”

[@Daria-hi9du]

Brandon uploading today is the best birthday gift I could get today!🎉❤️

[@Novaelline]

Happy cake day!

[@denischabriddell986]

Happy Birthday🎂🎂🎉🎉🎆🎆

[@littlesisjmm10]

Happy birthday!!!

[@Poodahbear94]

Lol 😂 RICK!! But seriously those eco dot things are pretty creepy 😬

[@monicagarcia8873]

Alexa is a scary one, Siri is too, I prefer google or Wikipedia hahahaha

[@FPD91050]

"I am terrified teri-...*eats snack*"

[@ashtheegg_8123]

1:06 My Alexa heard him ask this question and scared the dooder out of me when all of a sudden she responded with "Squids have 10 legs" 😂

[@jacksonblack6393]

My Google assistant said 8 😂

[@bryanminerly6756]

You gotta download the Google Assistant. Puts Siri and Alexa to shame, and will terrify you even more 😂

[@chantellesmith9432]

Bryan Minerly yes we have one and scares the shit out of me all the time as in the middle of the night it starts and says “I’m sorry I don’t understand” or says “hello” makes you jump out of your skin hahaha xx

[@yourgalgrim5089]

I honestly had a nightmare about Alexa and I took a vow to never own one

[@caleb7517]

When you said "alexa how many legs do a squid have" mine turned on and she turned up the volume for some reason and said "a squid has 10 legs"

[@nathanschofield8923]

When he said Alexa how many legs do a squid have my Alexa went of and said the exact thing he said. 1:05.

[@jenniferchalate3781]

Brandon, you are hilarious! I stumbled across your videos on Facebook, (the Tamale one) You crack me up! I hope you continue to make videos and be amazing. Every morning I watch your videos to start my day off in a great mood! "I was kissing her USB cord so hard".. LMAO LOVE IT!!!

[@maksvlog2730]

Brandon: “ how many legs do a squid have?” Me: how many do they have🤨🤯

[@dukeandusnewbeginnings6176]

I taught mine how to crochet!😂

[@nadanuff7916]

"JEAR DESUS"!! (In a gingery Beebz voice)

[@alisamitchell9446]

How!?

[@dukeandusnewbeginnings6176]

@@alisamitchell9446 😂😂(snicker)!

[@anderssondyke9919]

Did you tell her to call you Rick so you could have an excuse to make the reference from SpongeBob? MY NAME'S...NOT...RIIIIIIIIIIICCCKKKKK

[@saturdayschild7835]

Alexa is just preparing you for marriage.

[@GSMLurker]

"Alexa? how many legs do a squid have?" - Brandon Farris 12/2/18

[@seannakibaey3111]

They don’t have legs. They have 10 limbs consisting of 8 arms and 2 tentacles

[@tammigazaway3452]

Brandon "How many legs do a sqiud have?" Me: 😂😂😂😂😂

[@makynlee4058]

My alexa says it has 10 legs 😂

[@husbandsdancedare]

Lol, I won’t get one bc they just creep me out. I even turn Siri off on my iPhone bc she just comes on randomly and thanks but no thanks 😂😂😂

[@stacimorton3504]

Same here!

[@agatarohackova3578]

I asked my alexa "how many legs do a squid have" and she just gave up on me, she just said "10" 🤣😂

[@beastunleashed1986]

Bruh my Alexa started laughing for no reason at night😂

[@kristinanicole402]

Spongebob erases P-A-T.. Patrick: MY NAMES NOT RICK

[@heatherbyerly416]

I refuse to have an Alexa in my house. Having a smartphone listening is bad enough. I don't need anything else.

[@Abbie-UK]

lol,, you really crack me up x Rick!

[@flowerchildbuds2059]

Don't talk to her at 3am..you'll move out immediately without taking her or your phone..lol

[@BeeBlue69]

The video is old but they have ten legs .

[@Doodlebug83]

my Alexa scares me too. I told her to do a prank, and she said: "ok, go hide and I will try to find you with my heat sensors. remember, you have to stand still!" but then she said, "haha, got ya!" but that still scared me to death 😬😰

[@theoneandonlykathryn9875]

Dude anytime I even say hey Alexa she turns red even when though she’s connected to the wifi she just turns red

[@candy3365]

I love this. This was awesome 😎 (Squids do have 10 legs)

[@gabishamia1673]

A squid has six tentacles 🦑

[@mommastepnee]

I laughed at this a little too hard, forgive me AI overlords.

[@gray5859]

terrified Brandon.... terrified

[@rebeccastanke2605]

Squids have 10 tentacles total! Eight short ones and two long “arms”

[@EbyKat]

Hey Brandon, I sent something to your Burbank PO Box that should have arrived on the 20th. I just wanted to see if you got it.

[@kaylalynn6910]

I was kissing her USB cord so hard. 😂😂😂💀

[@lucascook7171]

I love Brandon's videos because they have no ads

[@aliciaedmonds6674]

As we were watching this video you turned on our Alexa.... Kinda freaked me out 😂

[@alphawolfman1193]

Brandon : I have raised Me: yea

[@Jaime2830]

Omg, I love your humor.