my ALMOST pet blue jay

bird flew into the glass door and was stunned for QUITE a while.....

[@numberten5054]

Bird rebooting, installing updates; this may take several moments.

[@sasha_6552]

lol

[@overchargedpence4538]

birb*

[@MimicGriphon]

yes!!

[@melanyrodriguez5683]

Samantha Shelton 😇😇😈😈😇😇👍😂👍💩🙈♨🙉🚨🔮💣⛄👻🙊🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮

[@garadrada5580]

Number ten LOL XD

[@ThunderDashHub]

After a crash into a window, birds can become dazed and confused. They'll recover, but it'll take time.

[@ScionStorm1]

Thunder Dash Bird.exe has caused a Windows crash. Recovering memory. Rebooting Bird.exe. This may take some time.

[@mlgn0sc0p3r5]

yes

[@NoivernkInosferatu]

Shut it furry

[@Spoons81]

@Drakilicious the fuck is your problem? 😂

[@noramalone8471]

@@NoivernkInosferatu LMAO

[@sasukefallen]

He flew into the glass window thinking there's no window so he stood there,"Everything I know is a LIE!..."

[@lupereynaga690]

XD

[@mikeryan6637]

That's funny!

[@benjaminantonyflored6303]

Nah, vietnam flashbacks

[@Diezel0707]

Lieutenant Dan lost his legs... he ain't got no legs

[@sagitohayon4568]

Ness you can be comedian:))

[@mads2174]

He must have gotten pretty shaken up. Just stunned, I'm guessing.

[@JorgeGarcia-ce5ql]

you are right

[@septemberxia719]

Strider hi Army!

[@angie-do1ie]

o sht army

[@HereComesWheely]

the mole on v's nose Yeah. My dad saved a robin in the stunned condition the Blue Jay is in. It was below zero outside so he had to fetch it in so it didn't freeze to death or get eaten in the process. Within a few minutes it was hopping about and flying about so my dad set it free.

[@johnnycake3915]

"if you dont move, they cant see you"

[@shyanj3160]

johnny cake lmao

[@TheCourtnie]

Cristina Georgopoulos it a Jurassic park reference

[@kurtreber9813]

@@TheCourtnie i can't believe they didn't get the reference 🙄

[@armandguillen6149]

Drax is so proud of that bird

[@VeraDonna]

Mordecai is just thinking about life, while waiting for Rigby.

[@Starling_54]

Stop

[@uludaggameplays4389]

😂😂😂

[@dlg.studios5649]

You sure he isn’t thinking about Margaret or C.J.?

[@mintytruffle69]

@@dlg.studios5649 need more coffeee need more margrettttt

[@dlg.studios5649]

@@mintytruffle69 - Haha!

[@birdsandmore8557]

If you find a bird that has collided with something, they have a concussion. You basically do the same as with a human who has whacked his head pretty hard. Keeping them safe, away from further stress and harm and checking in on them regularely. Take a cardboard box, make airholes in it, put a soft towel in there, put the bird inside. Then put the box in a safe room(no cats or such) where there is less stress(no noises, no light) And yes, put a second towel over the box so it is dark and they are calm. Light concussions will go away after 1-3 hours. Or if late at night, keep the bird over night inside and let them fly in the morning. Birds are not stupid for flying into windows, they can not see them. Their eyes are not made for that. Even humans run into glass doors. Do not leave such birds outside and unattended because they are easy prey. Most can survive and let go very soon again. Predators are the main reason why light collision victims will not survive. If it is a small bird better take them inside asap and not first look for a box because then they may be gone when you get back outside. Bigger birds are caught with a thick towel thrown over them, because even in shock they might bite/claw at you. Raptors and anything bigger than a jay are caught with a blanket/towel if they are collision victims. Better get out the thick gloves also

[@shimmyhinnah]

Birdsandmore the times I’ve tried your suggestions the bird has died. My conclusion is that the box may actually stress him out more. What I do now, if it ever happens, is not touch him, let him recover and keep an eye out for pests. With these types of crashings/accidents they either die outright from a broken neck or bad concussion or are just stunned for a little while.

[@FarnazIransoul]

👌👌

[@ckyahcinai6405]

I gave my gcc a children's anti-inflammatory cause we didn't have a vet anywhere around us. She jumped back in an hour

[@Thanaquil]

​@@shimmyhinnah They need an environment that is as clear of any outside stimuli as possible, so a dark and quiet place like a cardboard box with air holes is the best place for them to recover. This is what a wild life rescue would do as well. Your bird may have had internal injuries.

[@OutnBacker]

I'm not sure about placing them in a box because that requires handling, which may be more of a shock than not, but if it has worked, then fine. However, a thing about windows for anyone: Right, birds do smash into windows like people and dogs do. Likey, because they have excellent stereoscopic vision like monkeys that swoop and leap from limb to limb, they are looking "through" the window, possibly through another window on the other side of the house. Thus, they may be mistaking it for a route. When I rescued a northen flicker that had flown down int my woodstove (cold), it proved hard to grab and got out into the living room, where the drapes were open. As expected, it flew into the glass and started flying everywhere it saw an "opening" to the world outsude. So, we ran around frantixcally closing everything and it was easy to catch, pecked at me a few times, but then waited in surrender til we opened the door. Another instance was a robin, hitting full on into the window and knockinhg himself into next week. Didin't think that one would come-to, but it did, after a half hour. Since replacing our drapes several years ago with an updated blind system that has a daytime "gauze" material , no birds have struck the windows.

[@MQamarul]

he need a friend how about raccoon

[@rwdg242008]

lol

[@Drums9912]

Hahaha

[@Vicdog408]

This made me laugh more than I should have lmao

[@oceanicbeann702]

I know what reference your on about :D

[@MattFrost224]

You know who else needs a racoon? MY MOM!

[@DrFish547]

What episode of regular show is this?

[@thebrightdiamondtp7871]

The real life episode.

[@missyminix4101]

Munde Rex I honestly laughed out loud when I saw this accurate comment lol.

[@vnnat3242]

Where is Rigby ? :V

[@yarode2978]

This one is from the comic book.

[@vpvolaris2469]

Think mordecai got his wingarm beaten at punchies

[@elijahhuff2082]

that mordicai but where rigby

[@freshyogurt7255]

yeah

[@gamegeekx]

lol

[@elijahhuff2082]

Lol😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@elijahhuff2082]

Ha😂

[@immortaltyrant2474]

Hahaha!

[@d4yumdatmfgotswag782]

Oh no, mordecai it's having one of those depressed moments again...

[@regulate.artificer_g23.mdctlsk]

he could really use a wish right now

[@EggzyyWasTaken]

Mordecai hasn't been doing good ever since the "Rigby incident"

[@christianthelaidbackcampfan]

He's at Dumptown USA right now

[@Thegooberguy47]

Stop crying or you're fired

[@itsjustskai3074]

Mordecai:OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH Rigby: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH

[@Matt-the-Youtube-user]

Mordecai: *hits a glass* OUMF! *falls on the ground* Owwwwwwwww. Rigby: Oh my God! Mordecai, are you okay?! Mordecai: Owww. What happened? Rigby: Dude, you tried to fly through the park shelter's windows. Don't you know, there's a glass in those windows? Mordecai: Maybe you forgot, I am a bird, didn't you? Rigby: Oh yeah right. You're a bird, you can't see glass.

[@gwendolynrain]

He must have flown away, I did not find a body anywhere, thank goodness. My sliding glass doors have white "panes" in them and I do hang decals. I dont know why it happened. I was getting ready to foster him, but when I went back to check, he was gone! I was glad he was OK. Soooooo strange! lol

[@StoneGone]

Thanks for the video.

[@liliaaaaaaaa]

I've handled stunned birds before, normally they will recover pretty quickly after a few minutes, you just need to be gentle with them & protect them until they are ready they will fly on their own. You don't need to adopt it or take it inside unless it has a visible injury or doesn't fly off after more than half an hour.

[@russellgentile4719]

Glad he was ok. Poor little guy.

[@wyyrdojim]

I've had birds act like this after flying into a window. He probably flew away when he stopped seeing stars.

[@lepidlover0557]

Her: *pets and shows concern for the bird* Also her: *"you shouldn't fly into glass doors......stupid"*

[@nineteen8122]

That pissed me off.

[@pixelcat1987]

@@nineteen8122 Maybe it was a joke? People jokingly call their pets stupid when they do silly stuff, it might just be that.

[@MrPortajohn]

​@@nineteen8122 I always wondered why we don't have funny Windex commercials anymore. It sucks you don't have a sense of humor, but the rest society would really appreciate you not dragging us into your sad world.

[@DawnMarsha]

Wish I could love your comment. There was no ill intent at all with this women. I call my dogs stupid all the time. But love them more then people. I'd jump in front of a car for them cause I'm stupid hahahah but seriously. Don't be a Debbie Downer. Lol if that pissed her off I can't imagine her day

[@umcaraqualquer3640]

Hey, she has a pet Mordecai!

[@SmallBLOX1]

*this regular show episode is pretty epic*

[@ArtieArchives]

The banned episode.

[@essureproblems5266]

So many comments! Yes, the blue jay survived! I went back later to check on it, and he or she was gone. Just a little bird poop left behind! Haha

[@jillforsthoefelgrant3013]

+Phyllis Nunn The most helpful response I've seen.

[@unicornbunny6190]

You left it there...most probably the dog or cat got him..hmmm

[@RantingRamsay]

It was a "He". Only the males of the species are so brightly colored. That's actually typical with birds. The males are more brightly colored and flamboyant. It makes them appear more virile and healthy and helps them attract a mate. Same goes for Cardinals; The males are the bright red ones with the black patches around their eyes and the distinctive crest, whereas the females appear a more drab, brownish color. House sparrows? The males are the ones with the bright red patch on top of their heads and more vibrant colors, where the females are slightly smaller with an earthy, speckled coloration. Yes, that was a male BlueJay on your porch/patio.

[@Keaton0801]

Essure Problems it's a he you can tell by the coloration of the feathers, the females have grey dull colored feathers, the males have the good looking feathers to attract the females.

[@jmarylastone]

sorry but you are wrong on the blue jay - the sexes can not be determined by "plumage"

[@lsokoo5808]

Who else thought the bird would go: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!

[@jj.borries2595]

The new Regular Show looks great!!

[@titiesudiharti5441]

*Vietnam war flashbacks*

[@JS-no7zq]

Divorce is rough Bro, you’ll be alright.

[@allisoncombs7031]

Windex at it again. Smh

[@ScionStorm1]

Leave Mordecai alone. He's working on his next Mannequin Challenge.

[@linkfan95]

It’s all good. He’s just trying to recuperate from being dumped by a robin.

[@obi-wankenobi1545]

He better stop slacking off and get back to work or he’s fired!

[@oceanicbeann702]

MORDECAI! WHERES RIGBY!

[@rippi37]

He is such a handsome birdie ...I hope he is just a bit stunned and not injured. I am feeling a bit sad after that. They have stunning coloured feathers

[@Taylor_the_birder]

😢😢

[@bluebeast-bluetang24s2ndch5]

You catched Mordecai =D

[@oceanicbeann702]

Now we need rigby!

[@bluebeast-bluetang24s2ndch5]

ShrektasticSFM yeah , Shrek :)))))

[@oceanicbeann702]

Blue Beast - Blue Tang 24s 2nd channel You have been blessed by the ogre lord.

[@GeoCrockerPot]

Mordecai is trying to say, "Dude, leave me alone!" And where is your pet racoon Rigby?

[@meowsquarade]

he could really use some wish right now

[@drawmusicandanimate689]

Don't worry he just saw the Mordetwi ship.

[@Hate-e30]

Bro that Mordetwi ruined my childhood

[@MissVintage789]

MORDECAI TF YOU DOING HERE

[@shanenanigans27]

He's so adorable

[@dannychenski687]

Looks like Mordecai needs to get the latest JDK

[@e2m514]

Its just Mordecai asking if he can use your phone to call Benson

[@W0LFB3AT5]

If you listen closely, you can hear a, "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Lol

[@dlg.studios5649]

I can’t unhear it!

[@Hallofang]

"Shouldn't fly into glass doors" Birds can't see glass Just saying

[@OhNoItsExpiredMilk]

Hallofang lol got the reference....

[@TheFoxtabulousVixie]

Glad someone said it before i did

[@Sweet4Swirllix]

Oh, that's why there's a bird that's always crashing on my window, thanks for that

[@Witchy-Whimsy]

He's in shock. If a bird flies into your window,and doesn't fly away immediately, pick him up and place him in a cardboard box. Don't pet him or bother him, and keep other animals away. Give him about an hour or two and then release him.

[@verioffkin]

Sane advice! Pick it up for future, author! Also there's something special how birds react to window glass. Some mechanism of bird's vision and ability of glass to take light through it. In other words, birds don't take glass as wall, as we are in most cases ))

[@fx1cn570]

chyannejohnson wow u have the same profile pic as my other channel! For a minute there I thought that was an old comment from me 😂

[@davidhunternyc1]

So why can't you pet the bird? Obviously they are not pet in the wild but maybe they would find it comforting?

[@CobraDove1111]

He is stunned. you're lucky you didn't give him a heart attack by petting him like that

[@YukaCross]

Now it just needs a raccoon to make regular show irl.

[@nyannyan5592]

Oh its Mordicai from "Regular Show"... 😂😂😂

[@aidarjapykeev4544]

Bro is just chilling and having fresh air on the balcony, such a chill guy

[@andresmontero9755]

resting In my pool, resting and the soda is still cold resting

[@xXxRaVeNcRoFt_LuVrr69]

Similar happened here on my back porch. Found a stunned swallow just sitting on the railing and wouldn't move for anything. Turns out they've suffered a concussion when they're stunned like this and have t wait for the blood to drain out their brains.

[@youcanpunchmeintheface]

Walter Bryn concussion? wow

[@greysonthecat]

Stunned. leave it alone for a half hour and he'll fly away

[@Youneverknow222]

You have such a kind soul. He could feel your calming energy.

[@jesuspernia8031]

This is what Mordecai was doing after drinking the Mississippi queen

[@H.P._Lovecrafts_Cat]

What are you doing sitting around? *MORDECAI GET BACK TO WORK OR YOU'RE FIRED!!*

[@M1ssB0baT3A]

Mordecai having one of those “depressed episodes” again

[@haytamjalalzerhounijz4957]

I know rejection is so hard mordecai and you lived margret so much I feel you man 😟

[@mcknotmack]

Omg it's mordecai! Where's rigby? XD

[@H.K.5]

I could just imagine the bird looking at you and saying "lay off dude" in Mordecai's voice.

[@dlg.studios5649]

I can literally imagine that! 😂

[@JeremyBX]

Name him Mordecai if you keep him! Also, I LOVE that detail on you hands! What did you do?!

[@glyndacanovas5772]

It's henna

[@AbimaelTurcios3040]

What a gorgeous and endearing lovable little bird. It's so calm and relaxed around a big. I guess the bird doesn't see her as a threat. Usually birds get scared around humans. I love blue Jays and cardinals.

[@KyryloMudrokha]

Spazzing out from mississipi queen.

[@andrisszabo9255]

Plot twist: She never came back

[@MyLifeOfficial]

Stand by, new data found, amending and reprocessing model data to improve understanding of the world to improve flight trajectory decisions

[@tomtalker2000]

I've been in the avian field for nearly 30yrs now. Working "hands on" with everything from Warblers to Birds of Prey. When birds hit glass like this it's because they don't realize there is a "physical barrier". And they think they can go right through. The best think you can do in this situation if you encounter a "stunned bird". Is put it in a dark place a shoe box with PLENTY of ventilation for them too breath and a soft towel to line the bottom. Check on them after about 20-30mins. Usually they will have recovered by that time and fly off on there own accord. If they don't you need too bring the animal to your nearest wildlife rescue for them to take the proper next steps. Try not to pet the bird while it is stunned they are already in shock from the hitting the glass. This only makes them more stressed out. And could possibly lead them to have a heart attack out of fear and perish. Yes folks it happens more then you realize. In future, you should put up stained glass decorations with suction cups on your sliding glass doors and windows and that should be enough too prevent them from flying into it in the future and hurting themselves.

[@MartinParyz]

What a nice bird, thanks for being nice to him. :)

[@Starling_04]

he just needs more coffee and more margaret

[@Liz-be1wq]

SO beautiful!

[@xaiano794]

Poor birb is concussed - if you can, best put them in a box with holes in for a while (to keep them warm, safe and relaxed) for a few hours

[@isabellawhittemore4808]

Birds do this all the time. It rarely results in serious injury, but it can kill them if they are flying fast enough. But most of the time, the bird will be stunned and sit on the ground for a few minutes to get their bearings back and then fly off just fine. You can gently pick the bird up and move it somewhere if they are in the way of where pets might go, but you dont need to do more than that. If the bird has broken a wing, which is not likely, you can take it to someone with a wildlife rehabilitator's license.

[@universalsinewave7559]

Mordecai took a lot of acid and now he's trippin' balls.

[@bethfallis262]

Years ago, a small woodpecker flew into a window and was stunned. I took it to the backyard and sat with it for about forty minutes. The little bird finally revived and flew away. I felt sorry for the bird when it was in shock. After it finally got over being stunned, I was so glad it was able to fly and fend for itself.

[@TheBusyfaith]

I’m glad the bird made it. Many suffer brain damage after hitting windows. Even lil hummingbirds feeding on those suction cup window feeders accidentally fly into the window & many don’t make it. You can order window decals online to place on windows, glass doors, cars, etc. to prevent birds from flying into them.:)

[@nickilovesdogs8137]

Did he survive and come out of the shock?

[@megasupreme9985]

yes

[@nickilovesdogs8137]

Megasupream Thank you.

[@dianew6149]

No he's still stood there now

[@tinylol]

MORDECAI?!

[@Coreyrob26]

You need to figure out a way to scare them from flying close to the glass doors again. Maybe a fake hawk on your roof or something...

[@Eberzeey]

Mordicai was never the same after Rigby died

[@dlg.studios5649]

Indeed....

[@adrianlastname4354]

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars...

[@silveranimati0ns565]

I could really use a wish right now, wish right now, wish right now

[@OrionMelodyMusic]

You just turned "stupid" into an endearing remark. ^^

[@jamie150741]

Ikr, thought I'd be pissed but nah I smiled lol

[@laserpizza6483]

mordecai

[@raeraebird157]

The Blue jay is soooooooo cuuuuute !

[@meatfreak273]

w h Mordecai is having war flashback s

[@dlg.studios5649]

“Why are we still here just to suffer?”

[@wildjkl-4283]

Meanwhile, Benson is shouting from his window. "MORDECAI GET OVER HERE"

[@Henryk516]

He will be fine, and I am glad he met a person who also loves life and respects it.

[@christopherleemcn3776]

He's thinking there's two of me uh uh uh uh it's a picture of a picture of a picture.

[@winnieraccoon3845]

i would leave some bird seeds and a cup of water and he'll be ok:)

[@ScionStorm1]

Winnie Boi Trini Is that the customary prize for completing a mannequin challenge?

[@jazzypoo7960]

I had a bluejay come into my house and take a giant cheese puff from behind my desk.

[@rikuboi420]

Mordecai when he gets dumped by a girl

[@dlg.studios5649]

Accurate.

[@ghetto8181]

He's *SHOOK*

[@mariagricius8994]

Concussions are a real thing and happens to birds that hit their heads real hard on windows.

[@andresmontero9755]

That's Mordecai

[@cait3holtzback788]

90% of bird window strikes are fatal within 24 hours: subdural hematoma. At least that is what Audubon Society taught me. The bird isn't stupid. It could not see the glass.

[@rk8con]

sometimes when birds hit things really hard they go intoo shock and just sit there for a while. the best you can do is keep them somewhere safe until they start moving again so hawks or dogs dont snatch them up.

[@JigenLune]

He's reevaluating his life choices

[@courtneywhite6236]

Not to sound aggressive, but you probably shouldn’t have approached him like that after hitting a window, he’s number one possibly injured but furthermore he is probably pretty shook up and you’re probably scaring the shit out of him. (Unintentionally of course....we hope)

[@vantablack8468]

Poor guy started reevaluating the meaning of life after crashing

[@ryulee1996]

Man, bring back memories. I remember I found a blue jay bird at my elementary school fence and couldn't fly like I think it was 2003 or 2004. But sad several days later I took care of it, probably flew away and never seen again. I miss my blue jay I took care of.

[@AbaddonOfSheol]

Becky broke his heart.

[@whosrouge]

Mordecais just thinking about a purple pony, airplanes, and shooting stars

[@Hate-e30]

NO Please don't make me remember that sh#t bro 😭

[@sunflowerxboyz7574]

If I had this bird I would name him Mordecai 😂

[@dlg.studios5649]

So would I.

[@berjaboy]

He's stunned, or maybe in shock. Either way, give him time and he should be okay. Just make sure he's in a safe spot so he can recover without predators attacking him.

[@pandj504]

Mordecai waiting for Rigby: Rigby where are you

[@MatthewGigaChad]

Twitter has stopped responding

[@daisymay6505]

🤣👍 this should be top comment

[@Banana-ui3kj]

Mordecai went through another break up

[@lamoninaxd5977]

MORDECAI THE REGULAR SHOW :O :O :O :O

[@smsubmarine1037]

Blue Jay: Breaks something* 5 Minutes later: 3 gods are destroying the multiverse, c'mon Rigby let's kick their butt.

[@electrowolf6260]

All I see is Mordecai waiting for Rigby