My ASMR Boyfriends & Girlfriends are Scaring Me

[@Kffae]

THE OUTFIT EATS EMILYYY

[@Uneconqueambulante-tr7tw]

NOOOOO DON'T LET IT EAT YOU EMILY

[@itzskye7074]

OH NO HUMANISM

[@AshChiCupcak]

Literally the first thing I noticed, that top is so cute.

[@williamsutton6738]

The outfit eats, Emily. The outfit eats Emily.

[@Kffae]

@@williamsutton6738 shhhh i didn’t notice at first😭😭

[@stzrrz]

IM ACTUALLY TRAUMATIZED BY THE FIRST ONE AND I CAN NO LONGER EAT MY LUNCH

[@aquademoney]

its ok shes EATING in that fit as usual so im sure she'll eat for u🥰🫶🤪🔥 💀 im sorry im so cringe omg😭

[@AshChiCupcak]

I was thinking it couldn't be that bad, but then it gave me flashbacks to that one scene in Not Another Teen Movie and I'm gagging 😭

[@stzrrz]

@@aquademoney no that's so real.. she did in fact eat

[@pirouette2270]

this was a Bad Idea to watch while eating lunch.

[@stzrrz]

@@pirouette2270 ikr 💀

[@sketchy4123]

Eating chocolate ice cream during the first ASMR was such a mistake 😭

[@Johnny_T779]

😂

[@mousie4649]

Dr pepper float and Trix here

[@rinnieai]

FOR REAL 😭😭😭😭

[@sarahlopez3946]

i was too 😭😭

[@the_tangled_girl9494]

SAME 😭

[@z0mb13v32]

"Girl close your mouth" 😭😭😭😭

[@Holy_Frick]

GURGLING AND SHMURGLING LIKE A COLGATE COMMERCIAL

[@Valorants_GloryAxe]

We thought we would have flying cars but we have boyfriends and girlfriends ASMR 💀

[@rocco3605]

Sometimes what you want isn’t what you need. So inspiring ✨

[@MistyInTheCloudz]

MALICE MIZER PFP?!? marry me pookie 😍💍

[@atlas6111]

MANA SAMA!!!

[@Cinnamonraisin_Bagel]

someone needs to put these asmr boyfriend video and play it next to an asmr girlfriend video, like their on a date

[@TiredShyCreator]

YES

[@littlewyzard]

this is genius

[@definitelynotclara]

A NEW 38 MINUTE EMILY VIDEO?? WE HAVE BEEN FED.

[@new_allmylife]

And it's a bf asmr video too best

[@Tubbitt]

AND ITS AN ASMR VID TOO AHHH

[@ellie-rosie]

that first one fucking traumatised me oh my god what why was it so realistic- also PLS MORE DRESS TO IMPRESS🫶🏻

[@supimreallytired]

yes we need more dress to impress

[@Digital_is_silly]

how do you know if it was realistic unless you went through this experience yourself? 🤨🤨

[@maxblanchard5258]

Her frying pan acting at 29:00 was actually really well executed 😂

[@nuggetlikestodraw]

i can never fully fathom how you could write a horny script, record it, edit it and then post it online Edit: guys chill I am NOT going after ya’ll smut writers, also not meant to be rude here, im just imagining like how hard it probbaly is to sleep at night lmao

[@nothing9260]

Money makes people do stuff

[@nanospeed2550]

Money, money washes away all the shame...

[@Shampyon]

People have been hornyposting for as long as writing has existed. It's a feature of the species, not a bug.

[@averagetwinkenjoyer]

Same way we write smut. We cringe, but I'm a bitch with a mission my brain is gonna have to let me cook on this one.

[@olliestale864]

@@averagetwinkenjoyersame lmao

[@Str4yk1d143]

I never thought she would say skibidi rizz toilet 😭

[@another.unperson_119]

not even "skibidi toilet rizz", but "skibidi rizz toilet" 😭😭😭

[@hippie1252]

The funniest thing I've heard all day 😆

[@yuri_princess4]

i commented on a youtube live and the streamer didn't even hesitate to be like "i am not saying that 💀" when they read my name

[@Str4yk1d143]

@@yuri_princess4 BAHAHA

[@Cornheadvalley]

"Today we are entering our bisexual era." Oh, I'm wayyy ahead of you there

[@localrat4858]

I am always... two steps... ahead..

[@rx500android]

@@localrat4858lmaooooo

[@MistyInTheCloudz]

there was a time i thought i was lesbian but now im a transmasc bisexual

[@vinniedube1550]

I reacted the same when she said Bi and Polly era 💁‍♂️

[@PGOuma]

​@@MistyInTheCloudzme but transmasc AroAce-spec

[@ashluvv11]

EMILY PLS WE ARE NOT GEN ALPHA😭😭 UR MINOR FOLLOWERS ARE MOSTLY GEN Z AND TEENAGERS

[@Johnny_T779]

Teenagers ARE technically gen Alpha though... (Born 2010 to now, the oldest are 14 and a half 😊)

[@ashluvv11]

@@Johnny_T779 DAMN

[@sugarsailors.5939]

2010 is gen z please 😭😭😭

[@elliot__agares]

​@@Johnny_T779 gen alpha is 2012

[@JINXXED_FURS]

​@@Johnny_T779 2010 is gen z

[@afonsomonteiro2003]

So happy to be part of Emily's polycule! Not sure how my boyfriend will feel about it

[@Toasterfly_tif]

Invite your boyfriend too.

[@tsarinaballerina4]

The repeated “woo!” in the beginning of the top student one SENT ME

[@WorriorXD]

MY LAUGH IS SILENTLY DYING!!🤣 *"THE BASS IS BUMPING"* I NEVER KNEW I NEEDED THAT STATMENT

[@catherine34smile]

These AMSR videos are so funny but so intimate. I always feel like "should I leave?"

[@LaceyAudio]

lol!

[@bloodmoon_0o]

I can’t believe I’m dating Not Even Emily and all her millions of subscribers for the length of this video. Dream come true right now

[@lapiscarrot3557]

These videos are actually UNHINGED 💀💀💀

[@pintsizedchaos]

My sense of humor is heinous, lost my shit at "Girlfriend gets you a glass of water and fucking dies"

[@Emerald_Gr3y]

"Sorry, sir. I-I think she ded."

[@supertunaInlachimolala]

Omg sameee

[@godssemble]

you already know it's gonna be a great evening when emily posts

[@Sakiiyu]

fr

[@sydniumumu]

So real Vivi from Loossemble

[@paulostsaknakis7590]

Okay some of them must be for jokes cause what do you mean a girl has so much diarrhea that creates a tsunami out of it 😭

[@leahdavis9434]

Most of them are jokes lol, it's more fun to listen to them that way

[@notevenemily]

they definitely are jokes! lmaooo

[@paulostsaknakis7590]

@@notevenemily no way you just answered me what i was not expecting that omg 😭

[@LaceyAudio]

that was so funny 🤣🤣🤣

[@Seami-bz6bt]

They are definitely all jokes lol I actually listen to them sometimes for fun

[@x_utsima]

i tried boyfriend asmr like a week ago and almost killed myslef 0/10 experience would not recommend

[@Itz_dino692]

Fr when I tried I literally wanted to jump off a cliff and I couldn’t even finish the video 😭😭

[@eVill420]

I'm so confused about who finds them attractive xD

[@MistyInTheCloudz]

i listen to sfw asmr so thankfully im not getting traumatized by the weird shit

[@renebismarck8265]

And the problem is...?

[@Ryan-cb1ei]

Y’all be lying 😂

[@Kyarochefort]

Maybe I'm in the minority but I truly think these are the best vids of yours. You say you seem bitchy but that really adds to the humor of it all for me and I love all of them with a passion. All of your vids eat but these ones leave no crumbs every time.

[@Sxgarhan]

BABE WAKE THE LESBIAN POSTED

[@Theoneandonlybadegg]

"THE LESBIAN" LMAO!!!!

[@bqwii]

HELPE ME

[@perfectheart7010]

OUR FAVORITE LESBIAN

[@hutaoandbootao2310]

STOPPP

[@josmamatotaldrama]

Erm actually she's in her bisexual era now remember

[@cannoliwavestudios2817]

I don’t even watch these but the thumbnails are so funny. I was scrolling and then I see “Boyfriend walks you home and then gets killed by Sukuna’ domain expansion”

[@JayfeTher6578]

sigma emily is here!!!! and shes absolutely eating it up as always!!

[@aquademoney]

did u fr just unironically use sigma to compliment her...😭💀

[@JayfeTher6578]

@@aquademoney bro obviously not 😭😭 i dont think i could ever use sigma unironically lmfao youre the only one who didnt get the joke buddy

[@aquademoney]

@@JayfeTher6578 probably, i think it was just ur use of exclamation points and being very nice, idk im dumb mb

[@hanabashis]

-You like that I'm sick? -Of course I do, silly! The timing KILLED ME i'm on the floor rn

[@wambo5743]

Fun fact: having to poop soon after entering a bookstore is so common that there’s a thing called the Mariko Aoki phenomenon pertaining to it. The girlfriend in that scenario is relatable to me for both that phenomenon and for feeling so remorseful that I’d also probably drown myself from trying to apologize about my poonami. I laughed so hard but I also felt so bad for her!

[@rx500android]

“Poonami”💀💀💀💀

[@HddiWddix]

​@@rx500android NO BCUZ IN A PAMPERS AD (NAPPY COMPANY) THEY LITERALLY MADE POONAMI PROOF NAPPIES😭

[@onebihuman]

OMG the dominatrix match. I'm dying. Go wear your own style girly.

[@vroom-broom]

28:56 YOU GETTING HIT WITH THE FRYING PAN WAS SO IN TIME WITH THE SOUND THAT'S SO FUNNY

[@sereñiarosa]

I feel so bad for laughing at one of them, like it's traumatizing at first but then after a while, it just starts getting funny after you're just like.. "well this is happening..."

[@Soggy-Soupp]

How dare youtube hide this from me for 10 seconds

[@SC3NEPR1NCESS]

I love ur pfp

[@cov_8licoovf]

Girl you are SLAYING how are u so beautiful? 😭

[@natunatu24]

if i got a notification that emily uploaded a new video and it was titled "KZbinr GF Accidentally BURPS in Your Face ASMR (F4F) (Relaxing)" i think i would cry

[@janyajones6975]

I like how everyone is like “the first one traumatized me” but like no one’s talking about the one when you get beat with a tv 😂😂😂😭😭

[@noxolondlela9182]

lol not the boyfriend kicking you out after robbing the bank robbery😂😂

[@lifeissteph5843]

Me wanting to watch a Not Even Emily video on my lunch break but losing my appetite because of that first video, lol

[@ashluvv11]

THE SHIRT IS SO CUTE WHAT

[@regalx1]

I laughed so hard at @22:42 Where you got offended not that the hot boyfriend kidnapped you, and forced you to become his criminal accomplice in bank robbery, but that (you thought) he yelled at you telling you to "hurry up." That relationship is meta on so many levels.

[@ywan4159]

my favorite series on here fr 😭😭

[@LaceyAudio]

Mine toooo 😆

[@maddie-ob7wb]

“You- uh - you - you’re the .. blame person” very intimidating and cool good job

[@teleytubby]

The sirens going off while doing math got me so good lmaooo, girlie it's not time for algebra that's the feds 😭

[@ElFern32]

Girly is slaying today, looking great as usual 😭 ❤

[@aiharamei_]

Folding over Mystic Mommy's voice is so real

[@v_dragon]

LMAO i've been rewatching a bunch of your videos for the last couple of hours because i'm bored af, didn't realize at first this was a new one!! my day is instantly made better

[@heheboi8618]

Emily serving A.I Polycule bisexuality REALNESS with upmost ferocity!

[@ravennne]

as a vtuber fan i’m so happy ver’s crack asmr made a cameo and emily reacted to it. made my day😭😭😭

[@maracaisse]

Right??? I saw the picture and was like… what is he doing here??

[@victoriagachalife1296]

Emily may not be a killer but she always ✨slays✨

[@evilprophetboy]

you cant prove she isnt

[@teaisbetter2508]

​@@evilprophetboy dw i can she IS a killer

[@MistyInTheCloudz]

@livingdeadboyxiii UR PFP 😍 !!! Escape the fate, right?

[@evilprophetboy]

@@MistyInTheCloudz YESSSSSSSSS OMG

[@be-g_y-do-cr_me]

iconic video as usual. like where else would i be able to get content like this...

[@Kris_catlover]

emily’s videos remind me of the good old days of youtube I love her just talking videos ❤ lesbian comedy queen ❤

[@kp8319]

WE NEEED A DRESS TO IMPRESS VIDEO!! (Many people don’t know how to to colour, change and remove their clothes. all you have to do is click the faceless man with the beret)❤❤❤tysm

[@pix1epin]

omg the Queen uploaded

[@jamiehatesyou9175]

I absolutely love AnthonyASMR (the channel that did the bank robbery vid), his whole channel is unhinged ASMR and it's so fucking funny😂

[@MiyO_oa]

3:06 Me after 5 Taco Bell beefy melt burritos 😘😜😫💩

[@Victoria2928]

27:56 wtf is Kaichou doing here😭

[@thejamister]

MY REACTION

[@lavenderhexx]

REALLL

[@springdemon.w.]

SAME😂 I thought some random channel had just used an art of him until Emily clicked the video😭

[@lonelyapple4209]

I was eating chocolate...not anymore. i praise the creativity The shitnami asmr

[@niyaafterdark]

I’m sorry but the tsunami pooper had me rolling and then the girl running ppl over is so funny bro 😭 she reminds me of a friend who can’t drive and should not be allowed a license 🪪

[@maddie-xh9yy]

emily came when we all needed her ❤️❤️

[@neliasparty]

How dare youtube hide this from me for 4 minutes

[@Cat_Friend_333]

The first one just started and I'm already physically recoiling.

[@laylawalker-thompson8955]

I’ve been WAITING for a video like thisssss!!

[@sinanegari-o7e]

THE WAY I TAPPED ON THE NOTIF IMMIDIeTKY

[@LeftHandLeftist]

I love the Bottoms poster in the back. Bottoms is the peak comedy movie.

[@spnvpng04]

the fact that you actually got angry at the secretary part is so cute and funny, i loved this videoooo!!! 😸

[@LaceyAudio]

i was so excited lol! 🤣

[@batashbadal7933]

Watching Emily feel so timeless, it feels so calming and still

[@batashbadal7933]

Aggres

[@catharticcertainty7604]

i love u eemily you’re my #1 parasocial relationship

[@liefiscute]

atleast youre self aware

[@luna-mi5ve]

omg if you do this again pls do more anthony asmr one’s his entire channel is just hilarious

[@Mymelody7341]

18 MINUTES YALL EMILY IS FEEDING US WITH CONTENT

[@Nat1900]

This is literally the funniest video you ever made I couldn’t stop laughing at how immersed you got and your reactions!! 😭😭

[@PoliceOfficer-b4d]

these asmr videos are so fucking funny I love to watch them with my friends to freak out together

[@deb7590]

emily did u forget i eat while watching ur vids :(

[@ASHERISEP1C]

i pray to GOD ur not eating gravy

[@MJS_5692]

This video made my day totally better, Ive been rewatching your older videos and you always manage to make my day a whole lot better, keep makin these awesome videos

[@nightjetts]

This needs to be a monthly installment. This and the AI girlfriend series are comedy gold! I've rewatched all of the videos at least 10 times....

[@maayanona]

the slapstick you did was priceless by it's own. and than the fraying pan just going to flight noises just cracked me up so bad😂

[@LaceyAudio]

Bahahahaa omg thank you for reacting to my video! 🤣🤣🤣 I am dying laughing over here!! And I still don't trust Sarah 🤣🤣🤣

[@JubeiKibagamiFez]

Wow.... This round of ASMRs were more intense than I was expecting.... I like it.

[@LaceyAudio]

🤣

[@OddlyS.]

OMG I ACTUALLY LOVE YOUR TOP ❤

[@mukkensnow9422]

havent watched the video yet but I just want to say, as a sapphic, thank you for being so beautiful and for putting yourself on this godforsaken internet to bless us with your presence. slaying beyond belief today. love you!

[@nunya627]

I was dying at how you matched the blonde girl’s energy (second to last) 😂😂 and pausing the video to make sure you put in your two cents

[@SupremeKaiRich]

32:57 YES!! Your reaction was my reaction when Lacey first dropped that video! Lol Go off Emily! 😂

[@ayanoshii]

yesss our queen has posted!!!!

[@opallivesmatter392]

I'VE BEEN LONGING FOR ANOTHER VIDEO LIKE THAT TO TRAUMATIZE MYSELF WITH 😍

[@LaceyAudio]

🤣

[@MysticMommyAudios]

LMAOOOOO thank you for complimenting my voice I still think you're very pretty and sweet thanks for reacting to my stuff :D

[@gh0st_rosie16]

Can you do a video about what you do to your hair? Its so pretty and looks so healthy!

[@glencoconut]

omg I love the other asmr vids I didn't realise emily did another one slayyyy

[@imveryodd1691]

GIRL YOUR OUTFIT EATS. SO PRETTY ❤❤

[@LTisDumb]

17:00 Confession time, I did do this with an older guy 😭 but I stopped literally just because he wasnt loyal if I was getting paid itd be a different storu

[@homearanha1610]

as a brasilian, that "ola" does not sound like portuguese (but brazil mentioned anyway so yay)

[@jadedoni6447]

Not me getting a Charmin ad after that first ASMR, I’m dead 😂

[@NewFim18]

''I know this house better than you'' Emily: What are you an architect? IM DONE🤣🤣

[@sereñiarosa]

whoever made the water sip one was sick, I cried, really hard

[@Linda-dd9nt]

Oh yes, the deep rabbithole of boyfriend asmrs. I've been there and I was confused.

[@A-Hip-Happenin-Gal]

I'M GOING TO CRY THE FIRST ONE REAL TEARS

[@kf-mr3ph]

Im ngl I kind of fw bf/gf asmr/audios(not the DV/borderline sa kind tho). Whether it be for giggles and shits, or maybe an actual story that’s actually kind of a cutesy romance. Or just regular flirty asmr Roleplays like where you show yourself and stuff and there are visuals outside of an ai generated image and an anime drawing.

[@ranaib1018]

this was entertaining. please make it a series

[@everest3619]

6:02 THE AMBERLYNN REID JUMPSCARE HELLO???

[@zachbryant8405]

The first one had me shook. I look forward to the next scarring ASMR experience

[@kristenhicks2504]

damn girl i know you are a legit acTOR, but you are way too good at stage fighting. i feel like you took ME out with that frying pan the way you were exactly on time with each of the hits. how did you anticipate it so well? i am choosing to believe that there was no movie magic involved.

[@mollyanasthasya3828]

THIS IS GOLD, EMILY! I want MORE!!

[@vforvaleriie]

LITERALLY JUMPED AND SMILED WHEN I SAW UR POST