My Cottagecore Homesteading Morning Routine (Parody)

[@hayleywhittaker2170]

The best! Please do more like this. Those berries were incredible, I don't blame you for the "one for the bucket, two for me" strategy. And the leeches! I'm glad I saw this after visiting. My worst nightmare!

[@RoseNewland]

@@hayleywhittaker2170 hahah I’m glad you hadn’t seen this yet when you visited too. I did invite them in by being in the longest possible grass and sandals though. And I was there for a while coz filming. Hope you got a chuckle regardless 🤭

[@the_lyre_siren]

The berries look so delicious! And I admire your dedication to going back - I would've been out of that berry patch so fast after seeing that first leech 🤣

[@RoseNewland]

@@the_lyre_siren they really are delicious!! 🤤 unfortunately the leeches are a part of life here. I was definitely asking for it going out there in sandals. Anything for the comedy. 🤪

[@simoneleckey2926]

The blackberries!! I think you look great in white but very risky amongst the leeches and berries haha. More pls!

[@RoseNewland]

@@simoneleckey2926 hahah I was definitely inviting chaos doing that. 😈 Jacob agreed with you about the white and I’m just now realising I missed an opportunity to make a sassy comment back…. 🤪

[@clem304]

I love a decent troll, and I am genuinely interested in homesteading/cottage-core ish stuff.... I look forward to enjoying your content that keeps things real while enjoying things that can come from hard work and a lovely garden

[@RoseNewland]

@@clem304 Welcome!! I think you summed up my channel content very well.haha. I’m not going to sugarcoat the homesteading hard work here but I also love to share the joys of this lifestyle. 🤗✨

[@PaulinaMeyer-yf1cm]

They always told me that everything in Australia is bigger and more poisonous... I will never complain about ticks again. There are leeches in Europe, too, but they are incredibly rare and i've never encountered one. Do yours carry diseases? Oh, and i loved the format, go inner clown!

[@RoseNewland]

@@PaulinaMeyer-yf1cm glad you liked the format! Not sure the algorithm agrees but oh well I had fun. 🤪 yes leeches are an unfortunate fact of life on this property. I’ve heard of some kinds having diseases but in 30+ years of my family living here no one has gotten sick from them, so our ones seem clean! 🫣

[@TahliaDreaming]

This is so funny. I love it.

[@RoseNewland]

@@TahliaDreaming glad to make you laugh! 🙏🏼🤗

[@thefarawayhollow]

the chainsawing a banana tree 😆 if i did that, i'd be covered from head to toe in banana tree juice

[@RoseNewland]

@@thefarawayhollow I admit this was my first ever banana tree chainsawing experience and I wasn’t prepared for how wet the inside of the trees are. 😅 suffice to say I did that much for the video and had to come back and clean up the job properly later in actual suitable clothes 😂. Also the dress went straight in the wash with a lot of stain remover after this video.

[@RoseNewland]

And then the chainsaw needed a thorough clean out from all the goop!

[@ButcherTTV]

not the leaches D:

[@RoseNewland]

@@ButcherTTV 100% guaranteed to ruin any aesthetic cottagecore moments 😅