My cutlass is ride or die (The Bazaar)

[@MaxTheMiner1]

3:44 NL saying “We dance with the one that brought us” before day 2 has even started is CRAZY

[@dolphinbj1629]

Bro's not even at the venue yet and he's spouting heuristics about potential dance partners. He's gone mad.

[@ronnieortega1709]

Missed a tinted rock

[@81CamyGuy64]

+2

[@Bloonik]

The painted red but not with paint ones are the hardest to find tho

[@kevinjockey12]

You should know, not all rocks are tinted.

[@Chris-vf8fe]

But can you tell me what the full white pill is?

[@daemeonls2000]

@@Chris-vf8feR u a wizard?

[@Evan-bk5gv]

I paint my ship red, I use paint. We exist.

[@Erteblomst]

Not all jebalians paint their ships without paint

[@RosemaryCemetery]

Educate yourself.

[@jaypham3393]

Look it up, sweaty

[@firstsomeonelastname42]

I'm a Jaballian. I'm a pacifist. We exist.

[@SwineFluDeath]

*_Beep beep beep beep beep!_* -Dooly

[@threedee5831]

>I'm so sick of all these dooley builds, when will people start playing unique, interesting builds? >Waiter, another single weapon crow's nest build for me please!

[@nahguacm]

plus too

[@shinwaffle767]

don't forget the silencer

[@cawfee254]

>play fun build in unranked >lose to 500000 ray build/monitor lizard dooley

[@dman8988]

you literally can't play anything else other than trebuchet on vanessa cause she blows... duh. Her best builds can't make it past 7 wins without highroll rng

[@cryptorcd9352]

You either need to go cutlass crownest or trebuchet to have like any chance without getting extremely lucky with Vanessa. And even then if you don't get some good haste item and monster loot to scale it's hard to get 10s

[@theodorhanevik9323]

We’re here to dethrone a cannon, not to squabble with balls.

[@Whatyoudexpect]

I paint my cannon red, but I don't use balls.

[@daev6134]

You fall like cannon, i paint with nobodies

[@xXEGPXx]

Balls above the cannon I fear

[@hopelesscrusader5990]

@@xXEGPXxHow’d you get the beans above the frank?

[@traviswilliams2348]

We're here to dethrone a ship, not paint it red.

[@aidantesselaar3736]

Silencer + crows nest is the peacock + elephant of the modern era

[@clevercactus2]

Pufferfish is the pufferfish

[@kathrasher1]

I know sap wouldn’t be fun to watch anymore but I miss those days. For some reason bazzar isn’t doing it for me. Really hopeful for sts2.

[@baileyhayman-l5p]

@@clevercactus2more like og dog build

[@jacobrayner1388]

140 gold to finally upgrade crows nest was cinema LMAO

[@KaikiIsTaken]

You fall like a Pygmalien, I flow like the Dooleys

[@donkeysunite25]

+2

[@lum1379]

+2

[@vivianbloomfield3624]

My people believe in using paint to paint their ship red… BOOOOORIIIIIIING

[@jacobjeleniewski8694]

6:14 i backseat in my head to try and make myself better, but it makes me feel very validated when he says "ok, ok, you persuaded me"

[@inaccurateprophecy8971]

I paint my ass red…but I don’t use paint.

[@mathbookhero]

Brother you may want to see a gastroenterologist about that

[@bracerkum69420]

@@mathbookhero +2

[@kiprs]

👏👏

[@derpaboopderp1286]

47:30 the devil took over his body

[@swiggityy_8465]

Not all jabalians use paint for red ships

[@Carsa-is6vb]

50:46 me after betting all my networth on red but the marble landed on black.

[@CorpusFisty]

Man, if I ever learn how this game works, I’ll have a lot of these videos I can go back and watch.

[@Subsandsoda]

You get cards, they do stuff, fight and win (or not)

[@citratune7830]

start from where he started trust me youll be beyond his level in like 2 videos

[@derpaboopderp1286]

Watch his first bazaar video

[@TheEnecca]

​@citratune7830Person who has not played the game at all but thinks he could get 10 wins every time, because he repeats what other people in the comments write.

[@GummyOSawrUs]

I love how whenever he says 'We dance with the one who brought us' its a 50/50 between whether he actually dances with the one that brought him or he just spam pivots and yells

[@Silentshot121]

Not all Vanessas paint their ship red, bro. Educate yourself

[@flansburgh1100]

Random chatter: 'try the pig' NL: Reality no longer exists.

[@Unknownprofilegames]

NL misunderstanding an item, getting excited, then realizing his mistake when it's too late is always funny to me.

[@Treporos]

we're bazaar guys, of course we've filled out the apology form

[@beeffilledshark1714]

“We dance with the one that brought us.” - Ryan “NL” Letourneau, end of Day 1 of Bazaar run

[@AltCtrlSpud]

Guys guys guys guys this year's holiday dates have been LEAKED: Christmas Eve - December 24 (TOMORROW) Christmas - December 25 New Year's Eve - December 31 New Year's Day - January 1

[@Erteblomst]

huge if true

[@BobbyJohnson-n4u]

Do you work for HR?

[@sonarchy5158]

I'm so tired of them putting New Year's Eve on the day before New Year's Day every single time man

[@jagner506]

I fell for this shit last year, I’ll recognize the holiday when it gets here

[@Erteblomst]

@@jagner506 This 97 year old holiday enjoyer still tracks holidays the old fashioned way

[@ignaciocamus9895]

So called free thinkers when they find a lost crate

[@acathosh]

Bronze cutlass paints shit red, no paint required

[@mattcroft]

3:25 he's dale gribble-posting

[@Lifeislife102]

37:15 what a crazy callback I haven't heard of the postman meme in years bro

[@jesperjacobsen7134]

cut my lass and paint me red

[@mogullll]

25:14 most justified crashout of all time

[@RalorPenwat]

13:45 That argument is a little disingenuous when you're avoiding shops that have it while having money.

[@BeaPolits]

everyday i tell my wife "it's time to dance with the one who brought us" and then she says "ah yes nl has dropped today's the bazaar videos hasn't he"

[@Christopher_Cole]

These two runs are CINEMA

[@SilkeD.T]

06:45 Angel of Death intro be like

[@jaypham3393]

6:43 Me when I try to contact the Jaballian aliens by being a pacifist

[@dracon4742]

+2

[@danielgeld9813]

Double the bazaar video and give it to the next guy

[@NickDaDroid]

man i feel like twitch chat normally takes longer to become obnoxious with games like this, hopefully doesn’t mean NL will feel like he needs to drop it

[@Jay-zt1pq]

Those who fall like boulders.... In straight lines 💀

[@lucas56sdd]

49:25 When my name is Jeffery Epstein in 1998

[@grrr111222111]

Man that sniper did not want to crit.

[@suakeli]

Like my crew says at the bar, no paint

[@k0k0b0k01]

The Tiny Cutlass's image is just the squished image of the it's big brother lmao

[@rockguy2154]

Another Crow's Nest silencer andy

[@vulthad]

2:52 the clash of titans oh my god; pure cinema

[@gediboy5695]

Honest question, should the game reward you for pivoting. Cause I feel like sometimes some runs are just dead in the water? Maybe some stats transferring? Like instead of losing because you put a lot or resources into one item that ended up being useless, being able to comeback because the pivot allows you to keep some of those stats? Idk how maybe an event?

[@gediboy5695]

Everybody likes a comeback

[@MrultiPaul]

I kinda agree. The creator said he wanted to make upgrades to items (like bronze, silver, etc.) less frequent but I feel that would just make this problem worse...

[@Kenraali11]

See that dooley? Lizard it.

[@icewilliams4767]

We’re Unrailed guys and we haven’t heard from you in a while.

[@Fomor_Ian]

All red, no paint

[@diecow]

I boat my paint cannon, but I don't have balls..

[@raulvalgar1999]

This 97 year old Vanessa main paints their ship red the old fashioned way.

[@Tringard]

Incredibly expensive crow's nest

[@jakehr3]

Watching him move the silencer for the extra CDR He's gaming out of control now

[@ratbaby3107]

We're Bazaar guys, of course we dance with the one who brought us

[@nathanlynch3268]

All cut no lass

[@CaptnMarvelous]

We're bazaar guys, of course we're burning the one that brought us.

[@kobold_sushi_executive_chef]

I like my cuts lassy bro

[@PaintingStallion]

This episode was pure cinema

[@hxmr]

Removes cloak, proceeds to loose 3 rounds in a row

[@nickb8126]

She paints her ship with blood guys lets be real here

[@YTRingoster]

See that crew? Inspire it

[@melon3110]

DOOOLEY DOOLEY DOOLEY

[@gnerus1972]

17:54 What the hell is this Freaky Tree talking about???

[@GoblinGold-l5w]

NL complaining about Dooley while never never changing his strategy.

[@williammitchell6254]

50:47 me when I think I might be the thing.

[@jakevlp]

The fabled DOOLEY DOOLEY DOOLEY rant

[@jordanleighton6893]

I’m curious, but isn’t silver cloak always going to be more cdr than star chart on any item where the percentage is smaller than 2 seconds?

[@aiicwyt6768]

cloak needs to weapon to attack first before it applies haste so there are some situations where the first shot firing earlier with cdr is better. Like a 10 second weapon firing at 9 and 9 (with 10% cdr) vs firing at 10 and 8 (with cloak). Faster weapons like cloak, slower weapons like chart (also +crit chance)

[@lagspike7763]

Thanks for the company

[@BenLewisTranscribes]

Like my paint says at the ship: another red!

[@nwahfetcher7035]

I don't get why this dude is obsessed with putting every slow item on the board when he has no damage,shield or healing. Like it just means you will lose but it will take slightly longer

[@derpaboopderp1286]

Trust me man, when they pop off we’ll go crazy

[@myspicyclips6402]

quiet fool

[@wabberjack4886]

Type A

[@sonarchy5158]

You don't get it Slowing every items gives him an edge on the sandstorm! And he can rely on Vanessa's famously high HP to give him the win against anyone that isn't Pyg, Dooley, Vanessa or competent npc!

[@attention_shopping]

good final fight

[@kamelontti3926]

I may be young for a Jabaillian, but i've seen my share of Dooleys

[@nighticeeee]

Didn't he already upload the second part of this run

[@metal_bed]

2 bazaar vids within the hour? this is crazy

[@brammunnik5320]

Dance with the lass who brought ya

[@whocansay2215]

My streamer turning me into the joker every time he ignores a silver Vanessa's Amulet with a bronze Starchart on his board

[@trerutherford5387]

Have they patched out the bug that makes the amulet literally do nothing yet?

[@dracon4742]

I thought amulet was still broken & didn’t do its main ability

[@PotionSmeller]

Bro thinks he's Northernlion's channel icon 💀

[@Reik483]

Had to stop watching the vod when he sold the fiery cutlass

[@danielbrown3048]

same, came looking for this comment before i closed the video. i’m not even good at this game but something about the bazaar brings out the type a chatter in me

[@siwone532]

Funny because the run he did after was with the cutlass. He could've done it on the first run with the fiery but he loves those shitty slow weapons that take a lot to work.

[@realdebil.]

DOOLEY DOOLEY DOOLEY IT'S ALL DAY DOOLEY BOYS DOOLEY DOOLEY DOO

[@clevercactus2]

1:00:01 All ball, no cannons

[@TheT0N1c]

2 min in and Im already screaming in pain because he used the wing without taking away the silencer

[@MrultiPaul]

1:01:54 The actual one time clamera was a good buy he doesn't take it, I'm dead

[@memir0]

True, watching this game without backseating is too hard

[@Kestral287]

It breaks up his charge effects for the turbo-Cutlass. He's trying to avoid having anything else that activates and Clamera, while slow, does do that.

[@MrultiPaul]

@@Kestral287 yeah that's true but it doesn't fit my narrative :/

[@xCateyez]

Cloak is bad with slow weapons, always go for mosquito for Rush or cooldown reduction.

[@tomekk.1889]

If NL doesn't like pyg buildscrafting he's gonna hate doolie

[@MadMadBomber]

What a legendary run, with a dang bronze cutlass xD

[@duncanw3861]

every time he wastes 10 gold on 3% crit and max health with gumballs i run a monitor lizard dooley in unranked

[@highelo4359]

i got dejavu watching this

[@greatnate29]

I ship my red paint... But I dont use ship ;) hahaha

[@Darknorth4444]

all ball, no cannon.

[@kamelontti3926]

Excuse me sir did you just say hooey

[@Gambaba]

We’re guys, of course.

[@sdas41395]

holy shit he picked the crows nest!!!

[@ConnorEverything1997]

I have been kicked from the discord for harassing the Dooley channel. I squabbled with nobodies and paid the price

[@prmwrites2041]

real Gs move in silencer like Langxian-a

[@magebomba318]

Another scroll, another not slay the spire 😢 it’s Christmas NL!

[@grimriot2]

im taking a break from the game until dooley gets tuned down lol ive taken too many losses to that robot ball

[@DustyLizard85]

What a journey!

[@dudem1310]

NL carful talking like that wanting monitor Lizard dealt with that is how 800 people got banned from the discord

[@Sheamu5]

They better patch dooley soon or it's going to kill this potentially 300 ep series.

[@andybayer324]

taste my blade

[@zkwinkle24]

im so sad he didn't get the fiery cutlass u_u

[@DustyLizard85]

THE LONGJOHN

[@CTOOFBOOGLE]

Does anyone else say they’re a type B chatter but also shut the video off if he loses