My Dad Kicked Me Out Of My Own Room Just To Favor My Golden Child Brother, Not Knowing I’m...

[@diegolove173]

The mum is responsible for this mess

[@theuglykwan]

OP is also responsible. He suffered far longer than necessary.

[@RedditCheatingTales]

I think he never mentioned it to his mother 😔😔

[@theredditrobot802]

Wow, that’s unbelievable! The fact that your family would kick you out of your own room to favor your sister and her husband is bad enough-but not even realizing that you’re the one who actually owns the house and covers all the bills? That’s next-level disrespect! You’ve shown incredible generosity by supporting your family like that, and it’s honestly shocking that they don’t appreciate or recognize everything you’re doing for them. Hopefully, this situation made them rethink their priorities and show you the respect you deserve. Stay strong and don’t let them take advantage of your kindness!

[@Tha3rdworldghost]

OP sounds like a wonderful family member, and yet he got walked all over. Glad he stood up for himself.

[@snidecommenter7117]

Tom left because he couldn't stand living in the same as the brother who won a pissing contest. When OP's mother came into his room at the end to talk to him, he should have made that fact clear to his mother.

[@M4l_Th3_B34st_1]

The parents, brother in law and sister was wrong not the poster. It's not a missing contest It's about respect since he pays everything and they are freeloading and taking advantage disrespectfully

[@syncopatedglory]

username checks out, this was absolutely not a pissing contest lol, this was fundamentally disrespectful and mom's lack of boundaries were inciting incidents that caused conflict not once, but twice!

[@josephmariejimenez4614]

I honestly can’t believe this. Your dad’s clearly showing favoritism, and it’s so unfair! You deserve way more respect for paying for the entire house, yet he’s acting like your brother’s the golden child. It’s just crazy how some parents don’t realize the damage this kind of favoritism can cause in families.

[@Badgerpaw]

Botted comment.

[@thegoodfather1177]

@@Badgerpaw AI story, AI voice, AI content creator, AI comments. The dead internet theory is real

[@Ladywizard]

There was a very similiar story only was brother that moved in and the updates got weird

[@LoveShaysloco]

​@thegoodfather1177 so I'm an ai. After all my parents threw me out at 14. Found me at when 26 demanding a kidney for sister even took to court over it. Then demanded I let dieing sister to move in then demanded they move in. But good to im a computer program

[@robingibson6561]

OP did the right thing. Mom started this whole mess by inviting people to live in a house that was not hers and giving permission regarding things that, again, was not her place to give. Dad was guilty by being complacent and not telling his family of leeches that their behavior was disrespectful and selfish. After they ate all the groceries that OP had just brought into the house and the mother fixing food, that she didn't buy or contribute to, and not making any for OP, she truly forgot her place. A strong dose of reality was sorely needed and now it's up to the parents. Either respect all that OP has done, and it still providing, or go live off your pensions.The choice is theirs and they need to choose wisely.

[@shelleyzaragoza2195]

They were guest on your house abusing the kindness to have a roof over their heads. Instead helping out by buying food to keep the house clean. Then out Lisa thinks her baby needs more space and deserves the master bedroom. Right then I would went to the store brought a new door knob with a key to open it.

[@EvangelineBaldwin-tf2fd]

Good to know that Lisa can slam a door that wasn't hers😂😂😂

[@terribrumfield8399]

My eldest brother was also the golden child and he constantly let down not only my father but also my grandfather whose name he carried and shamed throughout his life ...

[@ronaldscott4664]

I’m so sorry you have to go through this, it’s really shocking how your dad is treating you when you're the one keeping the house running! It’s just mind-blowing that he doesn’t see how unfair this is, and your brother probably doesn’t even realize the situation either.

[@coco-lf3ut]

THIS IS AI GENERATED, NOT A REAL STORY. IT'S LIKE TELLING PRINCESS LEAH, I'M SO SORRY HAN YOUR HUSBAND WAS KILLED BY YOUR SON.... SOME PEOPLE ARE SO GULLIBLE, I'M SO SORRY HARRY YOUR FAMILY WAS SO AWFUL GLAD YOU COULD ESCAPE TO DUMBLEDORE... BLAH BLAH....

[@axinhedgelion8417]

@@coco-lf3ut this story is real. OPEN YOUR DAMN EYES FOR ONCE IN YOUR MISERABLE LIFE

[@Letha-AnnCooper]

Give your parents an eviction notice! If your mom wants to live with Tom and Lisa they can move out with them! This is your house you are already supporting your parents and your brother’s family! If you have to sell the house to get rid of them do it!OMG your mom kept the food you bought from you! Stop buying food for your mom

[@flitsertheo]

He did give his parents an eviction notice. Though they got 30 days to leave the house. Maybe they can redeem themselves meanwhile. Contributing financially for instance.

[@ninaross211]

THE COUPLE WAS STRUGGLING ? WHY NOT MAKE SURE THEY DONT GET PREGNANT ? RIGHT ? RIGHT ?

[@RickH-v2g]

They kick YOU out of YOUR HOME? Shur off ALL utilities, don't buy groceries or rent/mortgage.

[@DocDucky]

If you don't pay the mortgage it destroys the credit of the owner. All he needs to do is a formal eviction notice and legally kick everybody out. That's the most effective way especially if it's evident he pays everything.

[@robingibson6561]

​@@DocDuckywhich is what he did...

[@Henry.25]

Did OP ever mention that he was the one paying for the mortgage, the household bills, and the food? Because if he didn't mention that he was the one paying for the mortgage, the household bills, and the food no one will know that he was the one paying for the mortgage, the household bills, and the food. But the family, at least the parents, had to know that OP was one paying for the mortgage, the household bills, and the food so there is no justification for doing this to the one paying for the mortgage, the household bills, and the food. At least now OP has resolved the situation and can perhaps return to peace in his own house that he pays for the mortgage, the household bills, and the food.

[@dakotahsmith8320]

op literally told both Tom and Lisa right before he got on the phone with their mom that he was the one who was paying for all of that multiple times

[@DBates-nr4ec]

Several times

[@MuhdisinLiving]

This is a rewrite of a different post were his brother moved in with his pregnant wife and then he kicked them out. The parents already knew he owned the house since he moved them in

[@janiceburns9218]

Yea the AI was definitely broken on this one…

[@susanhansen1290]

At the point she moved my stuff out I would have called movers to take all their things and parents things to storage and told then to leave.

[@susanhansen1290]

The other choice is I'm selling the house.

[@SusanWelsh-pc2kc]

All you should have had to say is “ No,no, no. You live with me, Not the otherway around.“

[@MonicaOrmonde]

If the main bedroom is yours, the 2nd bedroom is your office and the 3rd bedroom is a guest room, where’s your parents room?

[@SudinNair007]

I have the same question

[@mariejhomortega9873]

Maybe downstairs they have one room available.

[@robingibson6561]

the was covered in the story: OP's office and also the guest room. Lisa and Tom were there to live forever, just needed sometime to 'get back on their feet'. That's the kiss of death because leeches like that never 'get back on their feet'.

[@cherylparker9060]

Maybe I can’t count correctly…but…a 3 bedroom house…A master for homeowner, second…an office for homeowner…3rd…parent’s bedroom. Ok…where did the pregnant couple stay? Guestroom…aren’t the retired parents there? Writer…you’re a bedroom short! 😂

[@gaywerewolf1294]

That's bc the original was changed. Brother instead of sister and the entire reason this happened was bc mom cheated on dad and brother knew. They all made up and dad stayed with the cheater

[@cherylparker9060]

@ ugh. That’s worse. Before it was a little comical. The original is sad. Thanks for letting us know.

[@ninaross211]

LISA. &. TOM TAKE OVER YOUR HOUSE 🏠. HAS ALWAYS !! ALWAYS !! BEEN THE PLOT FOR A VERY ! VERY ! LONG TIME

[@InspirationalTrueStories69]

Tom walked out because there’s no way he could handle living under the same roof as his brother after that ridiculous pissing contest! Honestly, when OP's mom came into his room at the end to chat, it would've been the perfect moment for him to lay it all out for her. That tension needed to be cleared up ASAP! Anyone else feel like he missed an opportunity here?

[@kylejerryparker4667]

This sounds so frustrating! Your dad really needs to get his priorities straight. Why would he favor your brother when you’re the one actually making sure the bills get paid? It makes no sense at all. I can't even imagine how hurtful that must be, and it feels like your contributions are completely being ignored.

[@Badgerpaw]

Botted comment.

[@bradleyroberts3712]

This is just unbelievable! Your dad is completely out of line, and it’s so unfair that you're being treated like this when you're the one paying for everything. It’s one thing to have sibling rivalry, but this takes it to a whole new level. I really hope you’re able to talk to him about how wrong this is because you shouldn’t have to deal with being pushed aside in your own home.

[@Badgerpaw]

Botted comment.

[@armaggedon390]

Take a shot every time OP says he pays for everything.

[@scotttorres6731]

I can’t believe what I’m reading! How does your dad even justify kicking you out of your own room when you’re the one paying the bills? It’s really sad when parents show that kind of favoritism, especially when you're the one making all the sacrifices. This whole situation must feel so frustrating and hurtful.

[@Badgerpaw]

Botted comment.

[@jasonyoung7705]

Sorry, I forgot, who was paying for the mortgage, the bills, the groceries?

[@kathleentate8343]

I'll never forget. I heard it somewhere.

[@timburley7155]

If you take out the line of "I pay the bills" this would be a 1min story lol

[@WolfeMasters]

As soon as they said “we should take the master bedroom,” I would’ve told them they have 24 hours to get out. Neither they nor the parents are welcome in MY home anymore. Then I would’ve called the police to have them leave.

[@frankgregorygray6644]

That’s so messed up! You’re paying for the whole house, and he kicks you out of your room like it’s nothing? It’s hard to believe your dad could be this blind to the reality of who’s actually supporting the family. Honestly, it’s not right for you to be treated like this just to favor your brother.

[@Badgerpaw]

Botted comment.

[@jaycol21]

One of the few stories where OP wasn’t a total doormat 🎉

[@sealand000]

LOL, they were the ones throwing OP out of his room.

[@RedditTales68]

That sounds really hurtful and frustrating. It’s tough when a parent seems to prioritize one child over another, especially when it feels like your needs and feelings are being overlooked. Have you considered discussing how this makes you feel with your dad? It might help to express your emotions and get some clarity on the situation

[@mu-lovermulover8836]

How many times did she say I pay the mortgage

[@Jamesdylandean]

It starts with three bedrooms, the master for the OP, the second for his in home office and a guest bedroom for visitors. Where did the parents sleep?

[@kristietobin4405]

The office was also the guest bedroom

[@Jamesdylandean]

@@kristietobin4405 That doesn't sound reasonable, because his office was a very private space and the place that he fled to when his home's privacy was assailed. But, thank you for responding.

[@margueritedavis7172]

I think he moved his computer into his room to give them the entire guest room to use. They did​n't appreciate that. Selfish family.@@kristietobin4405

[@haasteagle4925]

@@kristietobin4405 Your comment is incorrect. The room situation is as Jamesdylandean says, the third bedroom is for visitors (check at around 1:36 on the video).

[@alexbates5783]

Easy it's AI generated and fake

[@annemariebell6970]

Parents, Tom, and Lisa can LEAVE. The house is in OP's name, NOT Mum and Dad's names! It's not MUM's house!!!! Want some say? START CONTRIBUTING TO THE EXPENSES!!!!! "Help the 'family'"? What do you call PAYING the MORTGAGE PAYING FOR FOOD PAYING THE OTHER EXPENSES?!?!? Just because OP wants HIS room to HERSELF, it is HIS house! "Family" doesn't treat each other the way parents and sister and bil treat OP.

[@shanewoody4232]

Op is a reasonable patriarch of the family the brother could had stayed if he respected op.

[@prototypeeightnine3062]

Every two minutes, "I'm the one who pays for the mortgage and groceries".

[@Bajan_pastry]

How is it a 3 bedroom home u occupy the master the second bedroom ur work station and the 3rd a guest room so where ur parents sleep

[@SusanBaileyAmazingEstate]

Who was paying all the bills? The story wasn’t clear on that point. lol

[@niklaqs]

This is a very good comment.🤣🤣🤣

[@axinhedgelion8417]

The story made it clear that OP paid for everything

[@Luke-sx1xe]

I'm a bit confused. Who paid for the house/mortgage and all the food? It was not really clear...

[@susanhansen1290]

Don't buy any more groceries until they leave.

[@georgeluthy6512]

Should have told them right away who pays the bills, it's your house, your rules

[@RedditCheatingTales]

He should have made that clear to his mother from the beginning 😮‍💨😮‍💨

[@robingibson6561]

OP did the right thing. Mom started this whole mess by inviting people to stay in a house, that wasn't hers and giving permission regarding displacing OP in a house where she lives for free. She was the entitled antagonist who forgot her place and ruined everything. It seems that OP's Dad just goes with the flow and needs to grow a spine and deal with his wife. OP wants them to stay but they really need to wake up, appreciate what OP is providing for them, because if they don't well maybe they can join forces with Lisa and Tom and see how that pans out. ...Oh, and OP's parents need to start paying a few bills in the house. That should keep them grounded.

[@2xtreem4u]

i would have taken their plates away

[@johnchen997]

At this point I wouldn't even give these selfish bastards the guess room. You probably love drama.

[@syncopatedglory]

the story's fake lmao

[@Morrowind4732]

You might not have picked up in the subtlety of it but he paid the mortgage and for all the groceries. I almost missed that fact.

[@geraldineekhator5428]

If there’s 3 bedrooms and OP has one bedroom for a home office and the Master Bedroom for himself and the third bedroom for a guest bedroom where does mom and dad sleep? The living room? I have heard this story before but in the other video the parents have their own bedroom and bathroom making 4 bedrooms. Plus if there’s nothing to eat/cook in the cupboard and fridge then what are they eating/cooking?

[@markgoodwin6266]

Time to evict.

[@stefgeelhoed]

but the big question that came to mind is who pays for everything?😂

[@geovani60624]

feels like I've already seen this story before but different...

[@kk6aw]

How does an adult living in a house not know who is paying for it.

[@Grimyouknowthis]

Way too much pride and entitlement if I was Tom, it wouldn’t of gotten this far but if it did I’d be begging on my knees then make a difference

[@BeverlyNaquin-p8y]

I'd tell your mother that they can all pack up and leave .Since the place is yours and you pay all the bills . I'd stop buying groceries for the family. I'd call a locksmith and have the locks changed and not give them a key

[@ninaross211]

THEIR MOTHER SHOULD HAVE GIFTED THEM SOME CONDOMS

[@Drock34]

30-Day notice for four adults sounds about right

[@nbenefiel]

Very few of us retire in our early fifties, unless we are independently wealthy. Teachers who work until legit retirement get decent pensions.

[@rInkStories]

Teachers who stick it out until legit retirement usually get solid pensions, but early retirement in your 50s? That’s for the super lucky or wealthy few

[@brat46]

Okay, wait a minute. Its a 3 bedroom house. He has claimed the master as his. One bedroom is for his office. The third for a guest room. Where are his parents sleeping? In the basement?? Story is so fake.

[@haasteagle4925]

Of course the story's fake, they all are a bit of mindless entertainment.

[@TheGrimTemplar]

I am fairly sure this is an AI rewrite of another story I heard.

[@kennethwilson4316]

Stop buying food for the house and file eviction.

[@jonathankruger6356]

Had to listen to this at 2X speed because of our slower it was & even then it was way too slow. This could have ended a lot quicker and easier before the bs started with you putting your foot down and saying ""my house my rules if you don't like it get out""

[@gaywerewolf1294]

Y'all, this wasn't the original story. The og story was way juicier

[@Danarchy3]

These ai stories are getting better and better

[@Badgerpaw]

Not only is the story 100% fake, but most of the comments are botted as well. How do I know? They're all saying the same thing about how the Dad was way out of line. They're doing this because of the title saying his Dad kicked him out. However, if you listen to the actual story, the Dad doesn't do jack shit. It's the other three that try to kick him out.

[@kennethbrianlong2119]

This is just beyond unfair! How can your dad kick you out of your own space when you’re paying for the whole house? It sounds like he’s putting your brother on a pedestal, and it makes no sense. I really wonder if he even knows about all the financial support you’ve been giving.

[@Badgerpaw]

Botted comment.

[@metalfenix]

Damn, I was so anxious and stressed (I was stimming like crazy, I'm autistic) when they invaded the OP's room... and now the insult at the kitchen? and the parents are not any better, especially the dad should know who pays the bills, groceries and mortgage. And the mother enabling this? I know these stories are mostly fake but still this one got me. If it did happened, I hope the OP finally lives on his house without all this drama. It makes me appreciate my family more, even though I argue with my parents a lot, and my younger sister is the golden child, she's also my best friend ever and I would never abandon her.

[@Badgerpaw]

Despite what the title claims, the Dad really didn't do much of anything here. It was all the other three.

[@TerriMccan]

Very good narrator

[@Notorious_C.J.P]

There should have been no you stay in the spare room. It should have been the couple and the mom thrown out of the house that day. End of story

[@rInkStories]

Haha, fair enough! 😅 Sometimes you just want that clean-cut ending, right? But family situations are rarely that simple. Wouldn't it be nice if it were, though?

[@lifein.letters]

The son will harm the whole family in the next few years

[@amyv8416]

I'd have given Tom and Lisa a month to find their own place and made sure the parents paid a portion of groceries and utilities at least. No free rides.

[@mysticluk]

In the original.story the entitled parent was mom.

[@Nirvash89]

Honestly, OP was a better person than I would have been in this scenario. Not only paying the mortgage on the place, but also paying for all the utilities and continuing to keep the food stocked, but these jaded parents have the brass to not only agree to house this sibling/spouse duo before discussing with OP, followed by trying to force the breadwinner to give up their bedroom because "FAMILY". To hell with that, I would have said, "You want these pathetic leeches here, then they can take over the bills." Then proceed to remove my name from the mortgage and any documents, discontinue all utility payments and just leave. Let them enjoy the house for the single month before everything comes crashing down around them. And when they contact about "We're family, you have to help us." A simple "I'm sorry, but I'm a human, I don't have any bloodsucking parasites I would ever call kin." Then either block them, or if really pettiness is needed, change the phone number.

[@rInkStories]

Family or not, no one should feel obligated to support freeloaders. If they’re not paying the bills, they have no right to make demands. OP was way too nice.

[@alexanderbennett6817]

I honestly don’t know what to say, this is just ridiculous! How can your dad not see how unfair he’s being to you? You’re literally paying for the house and yet he’s treating your brother like the favorite, pushing you out of your own space. It’s crazy that he doesn’t realize how much this could hurt your relationship with him and your brother.

[@Badgerpaw]

Botted comment.

[@max-wb6vn]

I would have changed my will

[@brianedwards6733]

At least 10 times she’s said she pays all the bills. We get it

[@becks1261]

What teacher retires at 57 and 54??

[@flitsertheo]

Some jobs here have pre-pension possibilities but of course you get less money.

[@unknown_8588]

“Alex is my name” ok this is ai no one introduces themselves like that😭

[@StellaCastelle]

Anybody noticed how the title says Dad kicked op out of the room to favor golden child brother, but it was the mom&golden sister pair in the story? just sayin~ xD

[@ice999999c]

Soooooooo why doesn't the title match the story😳😳

[@emmaarcher]

i have seen this story repeated, different versions but same theme.

[@asmrPositivePotato]

So he still gave Tom an option to stay as long as they stay in the guest room & just have respect yet they couldn’t even do that? Good riddance.

[@tonysmith7621]

Decent story but too repetitive every fourth line was l pay the mortgage ,food etc

[@mariejhomortega9873]

True

[@rosevita8041]

Okay, so you give them the master bedroom. Your brother never gets a job. Why should he when they can live off of you? Next the baby needs diapers and formula and that becomes your responsibility too, not to mention baby clothes and anything else your brother and SIL want. If you don’t buy them whatever they want then you’re being selfish. Then Lisa: “Alex, the baby needs changing.” Alex: Then change him.” Lisa: “Can’t I’m in the middle of a really good movie.” Alex: “I’m in the middle of a long distance conference call.” Lisa: :Then take a break. The baby needs changing now or he’ll get a rash and it’ll be your fault for being lazy. I’m going back to my movie.” Something like this will happen on a regular basis and you’ll find yourself raising their kid while trying to do your job to pay the bills and everything else they want. Then when the baby becomes a toddler. He needs his own room. You’re evicted from the spare room,sleeping on the couch and still responsible for all the bills because you’re the only one working.

[@joannewilkins5000]

In a way I have felt this kind of disrespect but not with family thank god. I have had different people at different times come to live with me on a temporary bases because they had no where to go. They paid a room rent which was well below it should have been to help them out financially . My place was a really nice house and they were paying well below anything in the area. Then after a while they start to see my house as being their house. One wanted my master suite another was organising party’s without even letting me know or asking me. Also her boyfriend started staying over 3 or 4 nights of the week. Then it was 2 against one. Wanting this that and the other. Another one was similar and I had to sell my house and I think she was annoyed with me for selling. I never heard from her again. After all she was in my house a year and was supposed to be temporary. While I have never been this way I do wonder if some people become entitled and think because own something even though I am paying a mortgage they think you have money to give away or it’s jealousy.

[@BladeStar-uq6xe]

Call the Cops and have them all Frog Marched out the door, change the locks and inform them that they can live in the Homeless Shelter of their choice!

[@Michael_Brock]

Doormat, oh I'm in your way let me lie down flatter! Hell no 2 mins into video karen wants master suite, get out!, I'll get you 2 weeks in motel but then I'm done! (This to prevent any claim they are residents). Call cops to eject if they object. Parents if you chime in or object, you'll get a 30 day eviction notice.

[@rInkStories]

Karen can take her entitlement somewhere else. Two weeks in a motel, and then see ya later. Parents can pack their bags too if they’ve got a problem

[@MrOrcshaman]

AI generated story. This is why the characters don't behave like a normal person would.

[@HistoriasDramáticas-oe7sw]

Desde Sincelejo colombia gracias 👍👍👍👍

[@thomassantillan2194]

Guys, who pays the bills? I think I may have missed that.

[@eowyneadig7879]

OP should have eaten out for all his meals and not put one penny’s worth of food in the fridge.

[@rInkStories]

Lmao, I love the creativity in this idea 🤣. But realistically, wouldn’t eating out for every meal get super expensive? Or are we just focusing on making a point?

[@aureliagibbon835]

How can all the parents in these " stories " be so ignorant they don't know their own mortgage/ rent situation? All thes fairy tales have the same boring theme. Reality check. The majority of parents love all their children equally.

[@TreasureofVengeance-1997]

Time to evict ……….

[@jackons-p5r]

cool story

[@taiser_35]

Does he pay the mortgage? Its not too clear...

[@markbaylor3101]

At 29 move your ass out of the house then there is no questions

[@flitsertheo]

Why would someone move out of HIS house to let other people take over ? Especially as he is still paying the mortgage.

[@stevealexander5415]

I heard a story like this one but gender reverse

[@dianej4651]

Doormat

[@niklaqs]

Badly written. First Lisa is his sister then Tom is his brother. How did this story even got written. I don't understand how many rooms his house got either. Master=his room, second=office, third=guest room when family comes to visit. But where does the parents sleep? 🤪🤪🤯

[@rInkStories]

Haha, sounds like we may have over-complicated things! Let’s say the family got creative with space, or maybe they need to add a few more rooms! Thanks for keeping us on our toes

[@alexbates5783]

Take it this is fake? How can he be on the phone to his mum, hang up have a conversation with his sister and still say his mum is summoning him. Then say that they removed his monitors, which originally were in the office, from his room and then he goes to his office to cool down... At the stary he says there are 3 bedrooms when he and his parents moved in, he took the master, turned another into an office and the 3rd is for guests so where are parents sleeping? And if the parents dont live there how can they tell him what to do... AI seems to be getting worse with these stories

[@annettekristensen9660]

That voice is sooo southing. Just like the voice of Galadriel/Cate Blanchett from the lord of the rings

[@LeCanadienErrant1]

I hate it when these stories are so vague and confusing. Can someoe explain to me exactly WHO is paying the mortgage, the groceries, the rest of the bills?

[@rInkStories]

Who’s paying the mortgage? It’s such a basic question, and yet we’re left guessing. 🙄 These unclear stories are starting to get on my nerves!

[@hammerdragon4321]

If you truly love your family you would not disrespect them and think that you’re entitled to anything that you didn’t even earn

[@jonesnicholos]

this brother In Jesus once said try going to the most expensive house in america and ask them to let u stay with them because ur a gud person. wht do u think they will say? no right. they dnt know u. people live their whole life like there is no God but in the back of they mind thinkin if He Is There they can just show up To The Most Expensive Home In The Universe and b like let me stay with You im a gud person. and what Is God Going To Say To them?😂 tht is why we need to have a Relationship With Jesus Before we Meet Him. so when we show up at His Crib. He Says "come on in such and such." Because He Knows us😎