My Drunk Kitchen ft. John Green: PIZZA!

[@Nolac00k-k5d]

"Spices. Which fucking ones." Was my favorite part of this video.

[@m.nicole7996]

Mine too!!!

[@Laura_Norda]

I love when Henry says thank you for the hammer, then Hannah says he's very polite, and then he proceeds to smash the pinata violently :D

[@Mooseplatoon]

Seeing John swear by itself is a treasure

[@bee5445]

Wafflemonster33 I had that part of the video stuck in my head so I had to rewatch the video 😂

[@CJGatsbypgh]

LISTEN it is the bane of my existence when ingredients just say "spices" bc I AM ALLERGIC TO SOME SPICES i need to know which spices are in the Thing so I know if I will die

[@rain.enthusiast]

hannah is like sarah's and john's teenage daughter that's come home from boarding school for the weekend

[@laurenadams3447]

that's exactly what I was thinking

[@sdfghjksdfgh673]

How many cigarretes has she smoked, though?

[@hambonefakenamington69]

+

[@atlassolid5946]

nah, Hannah's like the funny wine aunt that comes over for holidays and Wednesdays

[@testing2488]

"I want the hammer.." "You want the hammer? Here is comes" *passes hammer* "Oh, thank you" "Oh, he's very polite, very polite" *Whacks away politely*

[@taylormains688]

Hannah: "He's so polite!"Henry: *starts pounding on a piñata with a hammer*

[@kairocks4ever]

"We should make a baked Alaska and hit it." "How would we find it?" Best. Line. EVER.

[@voyagerabove4034]

It would have been better if she'd said "hid it." Wait a minute...

[@poeticnerd1990]

Gotta love the look on John's face whenever he looks at Sara.

[@nicoleeverleighhhx]

"ARE YOU A HUMAN OR A GOD" HAHA

[@leighhauserman9549]

did anyone else find John touching Sarah's belly to be the most adorable thing ever.

[@sebastienvondoom8615]

"ARE YOU A HUMAN OR A GOD?!"

[@smokingsamosa]

The yeti/Sara doesn't trust Hannah or John with the knife at the end😂😂😂

[@user-rd8xg2um4w]

Let's be honest... Neither would you

[@smokingsamosa]

I'd rather give it to Henry

[@EdnaSpoonhands]

Not really a surprise since John is drinking beer also beer and sharp objects do really mix

[@smokingsamosa]

I hope you mean don't mix. But yeah, I was kind of joking.

[@thefaceofinsecurity]

+Sam Mason drunk people and sharp objects DO NOT MIX lol. neither do drunk people and hot things. case in point, i burned my forehead trying to flat iron my hair while drunk. i can only imagine how badly i would have maimed myself with a sharp object.

[@ehgelly]

I like how when John is talking to Sarah, he holds her stomach without even thinking about it.

[@madimack8000]

I can't believe they had the opportunity to call this a Papa John's pizza and they didn't use it.

[@lillynigo3502]

because is copy righted

[@chansondelapluie]

This is probably my favourite MDK episode, and it's coincidentally one of the first ones I ever watched.

[@chapsticker]

600% agree, yes

[@zaira6312]

This is the only proof of Alice Green's existence

[@ashtuatara]

Not anymore!

[@TheApplesauceThatYouCrave]

Ashley Meijer Why? what's the other proof?

[@ashtuatara]

She was seen on P4A last year drawing with sharpie on John's face. I'm not sure if that part of the livestream is still up on youtube or not.

[@lindsayhaberman1724]

I'm gonna use that line more often. when someone I don't like asks for a high five, I say, "I have a dinosaur pinata" and walk away

[@-vulpix-2571]

Hahahaha yes!

[@stoffni]

+Lindsay H "I like turtles" work just aswell :P

[@alexaliona]

oh my god you like turtles? i like turtles too! what is happening here?!?

[@emptythecan3793]

Samara Duffie Turtles all the way down

[@katlyn7066]

Lindsay H I am deceased

[@ShadeSlayer1911]

John's kid is Aww-Thor-able.

[@Novjuly]

Oh my gosh, I thought she said we should get a baked alaska and HIT it. I almost cried.

[@LewisHerd]

same, made total sense tbh

[@TheMemzie99]

Sarah Green as DEMIGOD has to be the best ending credit in existence

[@professorsong1264]

I don't know what I imagined when I pictured John Green while reading his books but I am not disappointed.

[@nadiact-ie5hy]

He's a KZbinr as well. He and his brother Hank post vlogs to each other every week on the Vlogbrothers channel. They also teach on the Crash Course channel. (John is teaching literature right now, and Hank is teaching Psychology.) They have other channels too.

[@1DBeadlesRawrHoran]

When John asked Sarah if she was a human or a god (4:17 I think) I got really happy for his expression but you know what? That's when I realized that things like that are the REAL goals. Someone who treats you like that even when he or she's drunk, that's the real goal. Someone who gets really excited over small things like that and applaud for it... those are the goals. Because let me tell you, having someone as supportive and well treating like that I think is one of the most beautiful things that someone should at least have the pleasure to have at one point in their lives, I haven't had that pleasure myself but I hope so. What I'm trying to tell you is that you should never lose your hopes and always treat your partner and people around you nicely. Have a nice journey.

[@hambonefakenamington69]

+ John's relationship with his brother, wife, son and friends is a real inspiration to me. I'm currently 17 and a new nerdfighter and I don't have the best household situation here so sometimes I just end up in dark and wrong places where I do not know what to do or feel or how to behave with other people. But John is honestly the first person who has shaped my attitude and feelings and respect and mindset towards other people. He's shaped me as a PERSON. I don't know if that's weird--like, learning the most major things in life from an author and KZbinr (and all the other things he is) and not from people in my own life. All the things I've observed from the closest people around me haven't been very pleasant and they actually made me a not-nice person. I will ALWAYS be so so grateful to John for everything--EVERYTHING. He's also made me realise that mirroring the things I see in the relationships around me isn't something I should necessarily do. And that it's ok to want something and someone who values me at every point and also to be a person who values and cherishes other people. And that it's never stupid to feel excited about little things. He's taught me how important it is to be enthusiastic about things and love things and be passionate about them and how learning is always so important. He's made the most confusing and weird and isolated and dark times of my life some of the best learning experiences and really, most of all, he's taught me how to feel and think and just...live and grow and be.

[@1DBeadlesRawrHoran]

Hasti that’s a beautiful point of view, i think it’s important to look after good things and learn from them when things aren’t necessarily good in our lifes. I hope everything gets better for you and that you can find peace soon ^.^

[@20centuryfox100]

I work in a pizza place, and every time I have to put onions on a pizza, I say "Oooonnnnniiiiooonnnnsss" like John does

[@wafflewarble2980]

I don't work in a pizza place but I now also so that.

[@briansmobile1]

Was that the Yetti!!!???? 4:14

[@ameliaweed4392]

Yep!

[@claraedwards1858]

Hope Weed no...thats hannah hart not the yeti. his wifes name is sarah

[@claraedwards1858]

no, that is hannah hart not his wife sarah

[@luciawillow885]

Clara Edwards The pregnant lady is Sarah.

[@RumerPriestly]

IT WAS THE YETI AND SHE IS THE QUEEN OF OPENING JARS AAAGH

[@ABlickShiningInDarkness]

Pez-stachios... This kid IS a prodigy!

[@ihathtelekinesis]

I couldn't help thinking of that scene from Blackadder at 3:09... "If I have two pepperonis, and then I add two more pepperonis, what do I have?"

[@null3149]

I can't even count how many times I've watched this!!!

[@darraghtate440]

Can you count to 1145682? Because I totally bet it's less than that.

[@authorquinnavery]

Apparently John's drunk meter involves a red face.

[@FawnDrewNB]

This video speaks to me spiritually. Hannah Hart and John Green together in one video.

[@UltimateVegetto]

I think it is only logical that Henry's first pun EVER happened in the presence of Hannah.

[@ingeungerer4420]

Is it just me, or is Henry just a tiny Hank?

[@minimooster7258]

I see it...

[@amyrobbins5602]

+Inge Ungerer I NOTICED THAT TOO!!! MINI HANK!

[@glenn2687]

well it makes sense because hank is 'william henry' and hank is just a nickname really

[@aarushigoel1850]

+Mica Santos Oh my god, I sure do hope this was a joke. William Henry Green was a completely different person.

[@Mooseplatoon]

According to wikipedia Hank's full name is William Henry Green II.

[@RenaraHawke]

OMG My drink kitchen with Dan and Phil .... THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!!!

[@RenaraHawke]

Edwina Taylor can you imagine the carnage that would ensue xD

[@RenaraHawke]

Edwina Taylor Agreed x3

[@maddymac7146]

MIND. BLOWN.

[@savannahhealey4794]

Yes. Now. Please don't get my hopes about this and then it doesn't happen

[@amandadanielle2190]

I never even thought about this, but yes, it absolutely needs to happen

[@sophsbookss]

watching this in september of 2020 is unbelievably relaxing and nostalgic.

[@RadioactiveKat787]

Henry: "Oh, thank you." Hannah: "Oh he's so polite." Henry: *WACK WACK WACK* That part always makes me laugh.

[@MissMusicQueen101]

Why have I not seen this in years and yet I can still somehow quote along with so much of it

[@9k0008]

"Oh wow, he's very polite." *kid starts smashing pinata like crazy*

[@philippenagirlXX]

this is my favorite My Drunk Kitchen bc it's fun watching my favorite author drunk.

[@deangoldenstar7997]

I love how Henry just goes to town on that Pinata.

[@marisaisbaking9507]

This video is the gift that keeps on giving, I rewatch on a very regular basis

[@corey_el]

WAIT IS NO ONE GONNA COMMENT ON THE FACT THAT WE SAW SARAH? THE ELUSIVE SARAH? BRUHHHHH

[@onismbeloved]

Sarah ? Oh you mean the yeti yeah

[@epicjoyfulcreations4580]

Corey Holt WOOP! WOOP! CALLING ALL NERDFIGHTERS! WOOP! WOOP! THE YETI HAS BEEN SPOTTED! I REPEAT THE YETI HAS BEEN SPOTTED!

[@epicjoyfulcreations4580]

Corey Holt Aww man we're two years late. =(

[@Sambalina96]

Corey Holt THE YETTIE HAS BEEN SEEN

[@epicjoyfulcreations4580]

Notify the sarah-spotters immediately Corey Holt

[@arielnieto7876]

Drunk john green is fun

[@paigemcculloch3268]

Sober John Green is fun.

[@TheUniLizz]

John Green is fun.

[@kendrashannon4510]

John Green is fun

[@ashleyanderson4518]

John Green is very fun.

[@jillian3047]

i come back to this video whenever i'm sad, it's still so iconic 6 years later

[@lschizzle]

Hannah is just so good with kids its adorable!!

[@musicsmith6132]

I got super excited once I saw Sara/the yeti. I ended up yelling; THE YETI HAS BEEN SPOTTED! My baby sister thought I was talking about big foot xD

[@calliestevenson272]

that alaska joke hit me harder than it should have

[@juliay433]

In tfios, when Augustus opens the champagne bottle on the picnic I said "BOOBOOP"

[@jotabo555]

This remains one of my favorite comfort videos

[@asmithasandra]

Here's the deal. I've known who Hannah is and I've watched a few collabs and such. And I think to myself, huh she's pretty funny. But that's it. Today however, I decided to just click on a random MDK video. It is now 3 and half hours later and I'm still watching MDK videos. But then I stumbled upon this absolutely perfect gem of a video because. Because that man over there? That man named John Green? I fucking love that guy. This is the best video on the internet.

[@PayPayVids]

yes.

[@larourke]

John is wonderful on his own but seeing him interact with other humans is just fantastic

[@samiasaif6296]

omg the looking for alaska and fault in our stars jokes

[@mar-wr4io]

"ARE YOU A HUMAN OR A GOD???!!?!" BEST PART

[@princess47533]

And this is the guy who killed Augustus Waters...😂

[@SSJKenpachiZaraki]

welp, i don't feel obliged to go watch the movie anymore!

[@this-aint-no-party]

Dude, SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS! Geez...

[@this-aint-no-party]

I recently finished reading that book, and I didn't shed a single tear. No soul? No soul.

[@SSJKenpachiZaraki]

hahahaha

[@karouhitachiin7236]

Isobel Cermisoni Maybe you're secretly a weasley-I mean

[@morishakalyan6100]

Idk why John green is unusually attractive

[@happynapkins8185]

+Morisha Kalyan It's not unusual. That's the problem.

[@firelordzuko4412]

Morisha Kalyan ikr?

[@hambonefakenamington69]

+++++

[@SugarBean915]

His son is cute as hell. I hope my future kid is as awesome. Maybe the dinosaur pinata is the key.

[@mugglegirlathogwarts]

to this day, "spices? which f***ing ones?" lives in my head absolutely rent-free

[@CaitlinMagness]

I still say “Oooonions” like John at 3:45

[@BeccaMoses]

I love that Henry is exposed to his father COMPLETELY DRUNK.

[@EiferBrennan]

"Can I read you the ingredients? Tomato puree, soy bean oil, salt, and spices... Which f*cking ones?" lol, you have to love drunk John.

[@HackneySack]

"I'm gonna throw it out there, this is like a pizza you would make if you were drunk."

[@Jennbrooks12]

This is honestly my favorite video on the internet. I just love it. It gets better every time. Geez you two are fantastic.

[@Hermione2286]

This reminded me of the time when I was in year 2, my teacher asked my class "what goes on a pizza" and I said tomato sauce and she yelled at me.

[@DaTrafikljus]

Thought of another pizza john pun; 'What to we do to the cheese? We'll graytsom, we'll graytsom' I'll show myself out

[@Papercut337]

Was that the Yeti?!

[@nonnytunes4932]

yup, sarah green

[@duckthurgood3651]

(His wife)

[@adragon8me]

lol Sarah Green as "DEMIGOD"

[@bucyrus5000]

Papercut337 OMG I saw the YETI!? Even more glorious than I imagined o.o

[@wackogeek1550]

i cannot even begin to tell you how many times i've watched this video since my sister first showed it to me a few years ago, knowing my obsession with John Green, and it is by far one of the funniest videos I know to exist on the internet

[@zoelyons546]

Henry is a comedic genius.

[@lovemusic6218]

Hannah your so lucky!! I love John Green!!! He is the best author ever!!

[@callen7258]

You're

[@imthenervouswreckful]

I never realized how hip-heavy Hannah is! (I mean it in a good way I swear)

[@MySam4MyJo]

What is hip-heavy exactly?

[@nehatheturtle543]

I'm p sure its that she has wide hips

[@nehatheturtle543]

Hannah's hips don't lie

[@sarahgehret218]

+MySam4MyJo I'm EXTREMELY late, but it means she has curves

[@sam3851]

Classic favorite. "Wait... Nine minutes." "Nine? Shouldn't we plan this?" "That's for cowards."

[@Evans327]

“Spices?! Which fucking ones?!” Has been stuck in my head since i was 11.

[@cam7775]

My most favoritest my drunk kitchen ever.

[@Mllyhm]

John drunk is the best!

[@BeakerInShortShorts]

The good ol' days. Please make this kind again Hannah. Love it!

[@EvilDeadCabbage]

I was not expecting the yeti... mind blown

[@sophiaclark3948]

In Health class, the video said "Pregnancy is the miracle of life" and I laughed so hard I fell out of my chair. The girls next to me thought I'd had a seizure.

[@beccageorge8903]

Anyone notice the "Title Text Here" at 2:57?

[@Schmoep]

yes

[@victorialynn6004]

yes😂

[@awynn32]

I just love how much they care about each other, adorable platonic KZbin friends FTW

[@cjsparks02]

Drunk John Green is my spirit animal.

[@m1k3y48]

I think puns are pun-tastic...

[@Caiiltje]

this made my day

[@singnginger]

All I take away from this is that I want john and Hannah to be my friends.

[@ItsMeTheSteph]

Almost 7 years later and it still never gets old.

[@maddywarner8448]

This is the only video I can watch daily and still find hilarious. John needs to be on MDK again soon! DFTBA!

[@linzbridge4495]

WAS THAT THE YETI!?!? GUYS WE FINALLY SAW THE YETI!

[@Kelly-ik6pn]

This is probably my favorite episode of MDK

[@TobiasTheHawk]

That was AWESOME, especially the pun. My favorite part was the jump-cut to them hugging xD I love drunk John Green!!

[@peroxide.princess]

The way Hannah said "the best part about this pizza" is almost exactly how Mamrie says "the best part about YDAD"

[@BlasterTheGuineapig]

an abundance of margarine

[@Mermaidxstargirl]

What's your profile pic from?

[@BlasterTheGuineapig]

Val Agu persona 5 trailer

[@dakot4_blu37]

John seems like a very cuddly huggable person.

[@23deagosto1]

I thought I was the only one

[@Isabelle-ud2df]

Just watching them be happy together makes me so happy

[@krittikapaul355]

3:18 henry has such an amazing british accent though

[@SarahM1704]

I adore John Green and I am slowly falling in love with Hannah

[@sofiapiscitello4879]

Hannah is gonna be an amazing mother😂😂

[@SketchyDrew123]

"....I'm gonna go ahead and say you're an optimist" I died.

[@iSydney97]

Henry Green (John Green's son): "I want the hammer" Hannah Hart: "You want the hammer? Oh okay, here it is" Henry Green: "Oh, thank you" Hannah Hart: "Aw, he's so polite" **Henry Green starts hitting and killing the dinosaur piñata with the hammer** BEST. PART. OF THIS. VIDEO!!! 😜#ThePolitestMurder

[@ghoulfr13nd]

Don't worry Hannah, your puns are gold. Just like you. Pony Boy.

[@kvlen]

Lol I feel like an Outsider trying to keep up with these puns.

[@kvlen]

lol. Dude, the movie came out 31 years ago. (but waaaaay too soon)

[@SexualPotatoes]

I have never seen John curse before

[@eleanorthekoala7256]

I have never seen a sexual potato before

[@SexualPotatoes]

Eleanor the koala isn't every potato?

[@L0Ldude11]

You do have a point.

[@Izzy-Maurer]

This is just the cutest thing. Side note, I am very glad that they got Sarah to cut up the pizza.

[@ibabbs2001]

I like the Henry- I want the hammer Yeti- here Henry- thank you Hannah-he's very polite, very pol---(interrupted by Henry smacking the dinosaur with the hammer)

[@RosanneEs]

I died when the polite kid killed the piñata with the fucking hammer.

[@mephostopheles3752]

"Sarah as DEMIGOD" Indeed.

[@ronjadream3408]

This is just one of my favorite episodes. It is just nice and everyone is exactly as I imagine them in real life.

[@WooperDoodle123]

john green has such an adorable son! cutest kid ever!

[@TheCupcakeBeliever]

Holy shit John green!!!!

[@idlegoose]

"Oh he's so polite!" Starts murdering dinosaur with hammer... I love Henry :D

[@codkiller100]

Lobe it! Two of my favorite shows in one.