My eye was hanging out my head | Timeline | Loons

Welcome to Timeline, a brand new series on Stand Out where we'll be exploring stories coming from all walks of life. Our first ever episode comes from the podcaster Loons. We hope you enjoy.
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[@StandOutTV_]

Thank you Loons for telling your story. Who do you want to see on the next episode of Timeline?

[@chinksey-MEDIA]

Expressions Lippy or Castillo

[@JourdanChaney]

That smoking weed out of a sausage is still the funniest story I ever heard 😂😂😂😂

[@The-Alcoholic-Author]

Coldest co-host in co-host history right here! Jawn Claude Van Damme!

[@bringonbars]

You forgot the Jawwwn Dillinger 😂

[@maksmith9356]

Jawn Wick!!!

[@NinetysEra]

They need to bring this back

[@MoreThanPeak1]

Shawn Jawn Michaels

[@RK-lf2pl]

Aka the Young Rottweiler

[@CertifiedSlama]

Lost track of his age loons is too much 😂😂

[@SLOglo1185]

Because of covid is crazy 😅

[@trevorb.yokkanan9801]

If Loons was in Year 6 in '92, that means he is around 42/43/44 now right!! I thought he was younger than this still!

[@Facts_over__emotions]

@@trevorb.yokkanan9801 he looks every bit of 40 lol

[@firellparker7463]

​@@trevorb.yokkanan9801he's 43

[@yaboi5509]

A man said he lost track of the year he was born cos of COVID loooooool

[@malloymdleeds8280]

Loonz is an absolute mad man 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 💯💯💯

[@BlackRuum]

He's lucky to be alive. GOD Bless

[@lindinho2398]

No muzzle deh pon me!!

[@user-rx8no1zt4c]

@16:36 “Here for a good time, had shoes on”😂😂

[@j.g8707]

Looney Tunes got a mad pop belly uno. 😂

[@ColdDream224]

Loonz is a nutcase. He's worried about his garms after he's been stabbed. 😂 12:55

[@uknkwnslayerrt3344]

He even said stabbed from a milli second from the artery in his leg think he meant to say millimeter lol

[@1million89]

@@uknkwnslayerrt3344 he’s a proper eastender 😂

[@donnybrasco9330]

He’s saying that now 😂 I gurantee he wasn’t thinking that at the time tho

[@DryLuckz]

Ep 225 no behaviour , this is the pic loons was talking about to margs clocking him with the blue hat😂😂

[@supersaiyansagemode2603]

0:13 man said millisecond😂😂😂😂

[@renalea3139]

Really enjoyed watching Loonz in this setting 👌🏽

[@tfelife]

Loons that belly gotta go brudda

[@youngrottweiler6163]

😂😂

[@TheSuperdagga1]

He living good

[@rd4798]

Thats that 2nd wind 40+

[@cheeky1733]

😂

[@JL-nk1pc]

why you watching a mans body battyman

[@kurez677]

Man said a milli second front the artery in his leg lol you mean millimetere

[@SOUTHREDDEVIL]

These sort of timelines where you tell your story to someone else you dont know are amazing for mental health. Not saying theres anything wrong with his mental health by all means. But i bet after this the next few weeks his going to be even more grateful. And im not saying he isnt grateful btw 😂

[@SOUTHREDDEVIL]

Big up to him for telling his story 🙏

[@DryLuckz]

Big up the young rotti 🐕 Jawn Wick

[@kman6711]

Woof woof woof

[@sakimpasimel5687]

John dice !

[@ibkonda1697]

Wait so when PK Humble was cussing him out for having Jaundice eyes but little did we know that he actually got stabbed in his eye, that is crazy😂😂😂

[@bk6909]

Definitely telling the truth explaining with his hands

[@dannyrasworldwide1767]

This story could go on, he got more for yall trust me

[@kj5394]

naah schools were different back then. How man pretend to go school for the whole year and no one found out 😂😂

[@jinjin8719]

Wow Lunn Polly you know.... I feel old asf😂😂😂

[@lewismelton6623]

Big up Jawn Dillinger

[@mrsnappys]

My brother Loons 👊🏼👊🏼🔥

[@LetMeLandShow]

Madness. Big up Loons

[@cobyaspin960]

A mili- second from his artery? 🤣 milimeter lol

[@daveburner4050]

Man like LOONZ. He didn't get that name for no reason. East london 👊

[@asapgang2452]

This could of been a really good interview, needed to be more In depth and the interviewer had more personality.

[@michaelandreou4996]

YaaNaaaamSaaayyinnnng!

[@darrenbrown1187]

When asked when was he born Bro said he lost track of his age due to covid 😂😂😂😂

[@xangoCingari]

I didn't get that did he have covid was in a coma and it mess up his memory? Like how did the interviewer not try to get him elaborate on that point, the only guy I ever met who genuinely didn't know his age was a nitty of huge proportions a real wreck head lost geezer with this fella I don't know what he ment with covid reference at all

[@wassgud9288]

@@xangoCingarii feel like he just didnt wanna disclose his age tbh

[@IsoHoopsUK]

YOUNG ROTTIE rrrrrrr Loons the goat 🐐 funniest guy 😂😂😂

[@PaddyPower-wf2he]

Loons that belly is getting big . Sort it out mate

[@reythomas9215]

It’s all the maggies lol

[@xangoCingari]

It could be abdominal separation caused from surgery from the stabbings iv seen it before, obviously bad diet and red stripes don't help but I have seen wierd loose saggy or bloated looking stomachs from deep nasty stabbings to the gut

[@Idontwanahearit]

Loonz needs to go on RTM podcast 😂🔥

[@BallKnowledge]

How can he

[@geemula3652]

Impossible

[@trustnobody9564]

Mindgames 🤣

[@ajaytranter2655]

@@BallKnowledgewhy can’t he ?

[@geemula3652]

@ajaytranter2655 their ends had beef, people died etc

[@ft8375]

No one heard 0:16 what he said He got stabbed a millisecond from his artery Loons kills me 😅😅

[@cjbrunet8663]

My brudda loonz aka jawn wick aka the fruit punch papi 💯💯💯

[@issacshush276]

Aka young stairs aka young need a beard

[@margaretkasunmu320]

Loons was born 81

[@benji7775]

Make sure you get the 😂😂out the brine hmmmm hmmmm

[@caseysamuels2960]

Man get teeth up and everybody 🤣

[@adamjoseph650]

Funniest guy in the uk

[@kellyrose4475]

Good watch ❤

[@DC-rt2id]

Big up Loonz

[@Pppppppppppppppppppppppppppp0]

🤣🤣🤣. Loons on this is crazy man what a guy

[@manlikesaam-4704]

Yeah getting stabbed n shot up like that must of been crazy fr

[@teamtakage2180]

I can never understand why getting stabbed and going to jail is a flex...

[@ShemarMcDonald-og8zh]

Low Iq activities

[@RoyPeters1]

It's a flex for them. It's that life. Different from most ppl.

[@VOLRAK1]

Culture.

[@teamtakage2180]

@@RoyPeters1 my thing is who flexes losing fights lol I'm keeping that ish quiet

[@Facts_over__emotions]

Is it a flex or telling a story?

[@policefootage7771]

He seemed quite afraid to talk about the guy who did that

[@Thfc84]

Why is this so short?

[@laughfool14]

When was you born?….. “I lost track of that because of Covid “ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ajaytranter2655]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ancientfuture9690]

Yeah, what was all that about?! 😂 Bizarre. Makes absolutely NO sense.

[@matthardy7276]

How do you lose track of what year you were born? And blame Covid? 😂😂😂😂

[@mylesjh869]

Like this if you think No Behaviour need to go back to doing their intros again

[@LSi-ch6xr]

What year was u born ..I lost track of dat coz of covid wdym.

[@MSHC2001]

Think he just didnt want people to know his age so he said that 😂😂

[@AshG87-007]

He gave his age away when he said he was 16/17 when he done his biggest robbery in 1999

[@donnybrasco9330]

He’s early to mid 40s 💯

[@bk6909]

@@AshG87-007 his 41

[@jzen1032]

Comedy classic

[@YouKnowMeBruv]

Super necessary

[@-hmh3015]

Jawn dillinger

[@davidsebunya865]

The fruit punch bandit

[@f_man2733]

On a real doe… how old is loons😂😂😂

[@JumaaneDale-c9v]

Skinny ninja with fat belly nines

[@kman6711]

Big up

[@sheff-eb6jb]

Whys his hand always mash up

[@tfelife]

Fight

[@7yreece]

Fruit punch paps!

[@boostfrog.]

Millisecond or millimetre?

[@anonymouslyanonymous3068]

Loons is 46. He is old enough to be certain bigmens dad. There's no rules.

[@a116creek]

he's old but not 46

[@Ton_Of_Hustle]

Hes 39

[@Mz-sd9mu]

he was born 1982

[@hmoney14]

His 42

[@AshG87-007]

He said he was 16/17 when he explained that robbery in 1999

[@ryrilo5078]

The confessions of a ignorant lost brother.

[@ancientfuture9690]

"Couldn't say not to me, I dunno how you put that in terms". He's in his early 40's and he still hasn't bothered learning how to articulate himself properly. It seems he hasn't really grown up tbh. That's sad, man.

[@milo3072]

Literally copying ladbible

[@illest28s32]

Like what he is saying but 95 man was doin Bs and travel As word be born 28s started the steaming on post offices banks etc someone prove me wrong

[@SamSam-kh8zy]

One & Only Loonz🤍❤✌🏽😂