how i almost died storytime video lmao: kzbin.info/www/bejne/pZexhKihj9J_brM reminder that the best roast comment gets pinned! idk why the video is 720p im so sorry
@stabilomadness47035 ай бұрын
Ballless looks like there was a good reason why his ginglebells are no longer with us
@keonidrop5 ай бұрын
Bro named one of his favourite horses “Ballless”☠️
@DenisWisestorm5 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@nessa11955 ай бұрын
he loves balls
@henrietta93945 ай бұрын
The quarter horse and the thoroughbred need a revamp so badly because they’re bad atm 😭
@CanzaMucha5 ай бұрын
I love the quarter horse, they're absolutely top-tier. English Thoroughbred on the other hand? Heresy. Abomination.
@werewolfstrike75 ай бұрын
I think if they slightly lifted the head of the quarterhorse it would fix it for me
@gracee..85 ай бұрын
@@werewolfstrike7exactly the horse model is so cute and i like the gaits i just hate the head being so low
@SuicidalH5 ай бұрын
And fjords and friesians
@aryacoyotefeatherАй бұрын
Yesssss please give us an updated version. I wanted to get the quarter horse but I didn’t love, so I didn’t get. I don’t have a single freaking quarter horse in my stable which is sad because I love the breed so much
@MatildaPixiecat-nj9ky5 ай бұрын
“And tHiS iS Egg” I was dying.
@icryalotbut1msoproductive5 ай бұрын
Sometimes Denis scares me with his "attraction" to his some of his horses
@SuicidalH5 ай бұрын
Lol
@waltuh37135 ай бұрын
im eating a nugget burger whilst watching you talk about your horses, thought you'd want to know
@DenisWisestorm5 ай бұрын
i def did thank u
@mellowhny5 ай бұрын
i actually love buckskins...😂😂😂 they are my favorite there's just something about a golden coat with black hair but honestly any lighter coat with black mane/tail is soo beautiful like the equestrian festival Lipizzaner
@xenay9115 ай бұрын
Sso could literally give us 2 versions of black horses, one solid and one with socks. They literally could make players happy without having to create a whole new coat, but they’re not doing it cause it would make players happy 🙃😂
@julianpogge17234 ай бұрын
Fr if we could have leg and face marking customizable options for each horse in general, they’d feel so much more personal and unique (plus ik there’s people like me who sometimes don’t get horses cuz they don’t like their markings)
@alstaa34344 ай бұрын
Every single american quarter horse I had known always held their head low. Even when looking up things about the breed, they always keep their heads lower than most other breeds. I love the sso version because of that very reason. Brings back memories of my time with horses.
@reallauren5 ай бұрын
why is ur editing style so funny like u r so underrated
@Raelyn-sandy_Opalhawk5 ай бұрын
“Bro is looking DeLiCiOuS” 😂😂😂
@carringtonknotts27315 ай бұрын
FOR REAL!! there are too many socks! The one horse that looks like mine just so happens to be my horses breed TWH. It has socks and a blaze! Why can’t it be solid!!! His name is Traveller and I had to name him Trail Villa 💀 most ghetto sounding name
@EsmeraldaCuteton5 ай бұрын
i just found your channel after getting bad into sso, and your really funny! im loving the content so far and the honesty, I totally understand the frustration with the control of the horse with the new updates, It took me over a week to get used to it
@justjade64055 ай бұрын
The name Draketip is WILDDD ☠️
@KaylaACNH_5 ай бұрын
Reallllll im screaming crying throwing up
@dena-albaalba-dena89235 ай бұрын
He: you can like dun horses, or buckskins, I hate them.. The badger paint and the appaloosa: bruh....
@ILOVESLEEP-rx3hc5 ай бұрын
4/6 minutes is wild😮 I love how you just call the horses rodents🐀😂
@denisedolphinpark5 ай бұрын
Also I never realized the banner is the retired horses + ballless of your old mascots
@dawoof51193 ай бұрын
Quarter Horse looks Drunk
@sklldog3 ай бұрын
Which horse was the horse shown at 3:30. It was a bay dapple with white pinto markings, and had braids? Is it like a limited time horse or smth! It’s so beautiful!
@MustiLaura24 ай бұрын
I just wonder why our horses can eat and drink. And characters can't drink nor eat.
@kenziealbright37775 ай бұрын
"magnificent to say the least"
@TheStarWarriorHorse4 ай бұрын
Robin’s badger face makes him look like he got hit with a frying pan. 💀 Jk, you’ve got a nice herd! 💖
@brittniebelcher33415 ай бұрын
If anything he says offends you its okay he will eventually change his mind on his own 😂 jk only half the time but that's why we love him, don't know wtf he gonna say next. Also I agree I hate how the quarter horses were done.
@DiavalGar5 ай бұрын
Omg i am so glad someone else agrees about the socks! There have been so many horses where i look at them and they're the most gorgeous creature ever. And then i look at their legs with bright ass long ass socks and i don't even like them anymore. Like sso please enough with the socks! I bought the bay lippizaner just because it's a solid shinny bay horse. I don't even like lippizaners!
@sweetenerly5 ай бұрын
Yall are flabbergasted bro named his horse ballless, but can we talk about draketip PLEASE
@DenisWisestorm5 ай бұрын
NO WE CANT
@sweetenerly5 ай бұрын
@@DenisWisestorm the men in white coats are on their way
@sweetenerly5 ай бұрын
@@DenisWisestorm the men in white suits are otw
@judeloverd5 ай бұрын
when i saw robin i immediately thought of my own horse that is the same one cuz thats my fav and idc ill ride him until the day i die
@avelineyy5 ай бұрын
ur forever THE racer to me i just raced you like 2 days ago in a champ and was so excited
@Abby_The_Equestrian.5 ай бұрын
21 seconds ago yayy! I love how all of your rats have unique names 😭❤️ Hairy is def my fav tho 😂
@christianrqq5 ай бұрын
where can i get that new hairstyle ? :(
@giulf3der9575 ай бұрын
Video about all the rats!!! Yay🔥
@charlotte.maplesong5 ай бұрын
NO CUZ I NAMED THAT HORSE LAVENDER TOO
@DenisWisestorm5 ай бұрын
Everyone did😭
@charlotte.maplesong5 ай бұрын
@@DenisWisestorm LMAO
@LUNA.BUZZ.5 ай бұрын
Denis Im on me knees for another horse reality video.😩PLEASE!!
@Im_Iconic-Youre_Ironic3 ай бұрын
6:55 what song is that?
@Sofia_the_dancer5 ай бұрын
ROASTING(warning this is gonna be a very long comment so make yourself comfortable before reading it may take a while )😂😂😂:FIRST of all i love horses with socks AND I MEAN I LOVE THEM why do you think horses with socks are better And like why do you like the second ardennes you showed us so much it looks so ugly the shading looks really weird to me and the ardennes are so slow And then you show us an ugly paint horse with a badger face like what is that it isnt even a horse it looks so weird like what is that And you show us a gen 2 horse that looks like it hasnt been fed for months (reminder to feed your horses ) And lavender the aph is just disgusting it looks like its about to jump out of the stall and come eat you And then you show us a disgusting arabian horse from th equestrian festuval it looks like so weird idk why i have no reason for this to be ugly BUT IT IS UGLY AND THEN THE NEW MAGICAL HORSE like whyyyy the coat looks werid and how dare you roast those gorgeous blue eyes on the shire horse HOW DARE YOU and show us the dutch warmblod eyes that look weird i know its more realistic but its disgusting i hate the color too it should be more blue 😂😂😂 Ok that was a bit too dramatic but yeah thats my opinion AND MY OPINION IS THE BEST just kidding i am just being dramatic you can like whatever you like Ok what am i up to its 2 am in the morning 😂😂😂❤❤❤
@idkcornpop79265 ай бұрын
Seems like Dennis got some Brain-rot over time ❤
@sigh92575 ай бұрын
roast time if i missed some dhmu❤ 2:05 im gonna be real i liked seal bays until this horse came out. bros built like a gamer led laptop. bros a 2012 fire and water desktop wallpaper. bros the hot topic of horses 2:15 love those dapples while you can, in a couple years theyll be gone 💀 2:48 bros wearing the goofiest slippers 3:31 has anyone washed this horses braids? bc i imagine they smell foulll 4:23 badger face more like peepee face. because it looks like a 4:53 that horse is shaded like sewage water 5:36 wow ur favorite SF is my least favorite omg… i just really REALLY wish it was bay instead. If yall have never seen a bay pinto Selle Français PLEASEEE look it up. They are creatures of BEAUTY. i feel like sso aaalmost peaked and then turned around and refused to see it. IT MAKES ME SO MAD BRO IM FUMING 6:08 I feel like this horse would cry if i said something mean to it so ill lay off❤ 7:14 this arabian is the axe body spray of arabians. no i will not take that back 8:08 this frame of the video is a very good 8:29 i heard nothing that u were saying about this horse bc its third eye was staring at me the whole time. can u like cover it up in post or something next time? thx ❤ 9:02 no notes bro is majestic 10:18 as an old player its so funny seeing these old horses and their massive bug eyes bulging out their skulls 11:15 bro give this horse a break he clearly has arthritis 😢 hes dealing with enough 12:17 bros looking at the camera like he pooped his pants
@hestekarina5 ай бұрын
I love bay horses! Come to my stable and all you will find are bay horses ❤🐴 The bay Adenne is my favorit, her name is Stormfly, named after the dragon from "How to traner your dragon" I love her ❤ I have always had a weekness for bay horses 😅 But my apsolutely favorit horse breed in the game are the Selle Français, love the galop- so powerfull. My favorit, my bay Nobleleader 😍
@martamilosevic17015 ай бұрын
Where can I buy the hair you're wearing?
@denisedolphinpark5 ай бұрын
Any warm blood on this game is ugly. They just don’t do it for me.
@DenisWisestorm5 ай бұрын
:OOOO
@agloriousfolk4 ай бұрын
could you please make more LPS customizing vids? ❤
@anniebelle.065 ай бұрын
❤️
@DenisWisestorm5 ай бұрын
Thank you so much?!! ❤😮😭
@fast85365 ай бұрын
what hair style is that i cannot find it on the database!
@DenisWisestorm5 ай бұрын
It's for sale in fp
@fast85365 ай бұрын
@@DenisWisestorm thank you so much!
@Emujoy5 ай бұрын
the ardennes look sleepy..like their hungover or somin and gtheir chunky slow and all round boring idk how anyone likes them.
@mellowhny5 ай бұрын
bc it's cute, they are chunky and sleepy and the first horses that have feathers AND can wear boots and stuff
@star_cattyy5 ай бұрын
Missed that sm 😂 goodone
@nobodynobodynobodynooobody5 ай бұрын
in what server are you?
@Horse_Lover.xАй бұрын
i love your videos denis! i am subscribed! i hope you get to 1M subscribers :3
@inkxn5 ай бұрын
Omega based
@annafromitzy5 ай бұрын
Hi. Okay so first, the Ardennes. I bought almost all the coats except the star dapple. I cant bring myself to like it, its waaay to dark colored on its bum ( i mean like a reverse dalmatian). Laverna is boring at this point, it is too special, and i know it magical but meh. Hairy low key looks like a knabstupper. Littlebone is pretty but hell nah the animations are just not it. Egg is unrealisticly colored and is very hard to make outfits whit it, AND im roasting your outfit too: its very basic and ugly. The black of the pants and the black of the coat dont go together, they clash. Yes i am a girl. Ps: i own literally all of the horses i just roasted 😅 also i appretiate that you made this video, it makes up for the scratched all my horses video. Love ya, byeee