My favourite Black Friday lines

If you think this show isn’t funny enough you are so wrong. Hard to not include everything Linda said
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[@thatoneravencalw1547]

" linda do you really think your children are better than everyone else's?!" " in So mAnY woRDs yEsS!"

[@married2kjs]

rumbleroar's cub did you not get the joke or-?

[@heathertdi2941]

@Geeky Music and Art *yES I FKING SEE HIM!*

[@Bwells52897]

I guess in this dimension Bugette is a Christmas elf.

[@risxra]

Brenna Wells that’s exactly what I was thinking!!

[@jacknorth7427]

Thaaaaaat's right!

[@ItisEssence]

Draco the Christmas elf

[@Quackervoltz]

If only she could have survived in this timeline.

[@clareann8912]

“I’ve met god. He had nothing nice to say about you.” Is the RAWEST line in the whole show.

[@vsuvi]

this is so late, but I still don't understand what does 'raw' mean in that context ;-;

[@wedran9225]

@@vsuvi Just in case you're still in the dark (and white): Raw as in unfiltered, as it is. A line that doesn't hold anything back. Although, referring to something like that as "Raw" is slang, so it can probably be interpreted differently.

[@DisneyWorldWolfie]

High School Musical: Who are you? Santa Claus is Going to High School: I'm you but stronger!

[@nightmareeclipse8383]

WE NEED PETITIONS FOR BOTH WORKING BOYS AND SANTA CLAUS IS GOING YO HIGH SCHOOL

[@bee7388]

I need a Santa Claus is Going to High School 2 with a pool party

[@merlehulsmann7191]

@@nightmareeclipse8383 Working boys will come out for kickstarter backers

[@quirrelmorts]

Yeah Workin Boys will be a short film for backers of Homecoming/Black Friday. Which is amazing since it’s supposed to be a terrible idea for a musical. I don’t expect much from Santa Claus is Going to High School since what we got is already much more that what was originally planned

[@karlapaniagua9054]

Professor Hidgens wait reallyyyyy? Omg that will be amazing

[@youtube.handle]

I like how this show managed to make the phrase "friendy-wend" sound threatening

[@vilotdarkmanner6801]

uwu belly well Everything he says in uwu language sounds horrifying

[@CazTails]

Uh-oh, Mister Prezzy-Wezz! It seems you've misplaced your bomby-wom!

[@justaperson9754]

Caz Tailby my gosh I read it at the same time wiggly said it

[@roj6895]

imagine being the person who just gets handed joeys apple

[@etherreal8787]

i would eat it and thank him

[@tyleraskins840]

IT WAS ME

[@graceanderson3190]

@@tyleraskins840 What did you do??

[@tyleraskins840]

Lily Anderson just held it 😂 I should’ve put it on display or something

[@jamielsyy7878]

Tyler Askins dip it in resin and put it in a glass case😂

[@gwendolynrobinson3900]

*_A U D I T S_*

[@kristinewidere1008]

Up your ears, in your yin-yan, at your wazoo!

[@thebananaowenslippedon7095]

Audits up you ears! Audits in your yin yang! Audits in your WaZOO

[@TheMurrmursonbottle]

Why does Jaime sound EXACTLY like a Kardashian when she says “I knew you weren’t Santa”

[@ryanmeneo6301]

I know the whole making out with santa thing is hilarious but we are ignoring the fact that noelle wanted a tricycle at age 7

[@chatayalong5447]

I'm certainly not earlier today as I was watching this musical again I was like what's she gonna do at 7 with a trike

[@DeeCross]

@@chatayalong5447 [sweats nervously]

[@bigman7288]

When I was 7 I wanted a trike because I didn’t know how to ride a bike. What’s weird about it? Not hating, just curious

[@dork_mork6953]

@@bigman7288 I’m just as confused lol

[@shanxious]

I just really hate the fact that a childlike cry of “Santa!” precedes a passionate kiss But damn if that song doesn’t slap

[@4nna8096]

Shanna S I just love the way Jaime says it!

[@ztslovebird]

Shanna S Yeah, it would be all sorts of creepy if Santa turned into a teenager & fell in love with a teenage girl. Maybe they were just supposed to hug, but Robert & Jaime decided to goof & make it hinky.

[@hollyhales9709]

no, the creepiness is the entire point of the joke! It’s supposed to be gross, because it’s funny

[@leeblock9573]

fuck yeah 420th like

[@pina_nina_fresa]

Okay but when Hannah was doing the smoking thing and Lex is just like "THAT BETTER BE F***ING FLOSS!" I absolutely lost it 😂

[@envirogirl4205]

"Ya see, people don't BELIEVE in governments anymore. No matter who the masses vote for they always get the same thing." Starkid hitting the nail on the head there.

[@kapitankapital6580]

@kevin willems Wiggly isn't capitalism, he just utilises American consumer culture to manifest himself. He's more like some sort of demon.

[@PureGoldNeverCorrodes]

@@kapitankapital6580 Wiggly is an UwU-talking Cthulhu. A Cthuwu, if you will.

[@dork_mork6953]

Ik I have honest to god never heard something that resonated that mich

[@Shaphi95]

I just realized the "take you so far into the black you ain't never commin back" is ALSO a reference to the Black and White

[@quirrelmorts]

I think I noticed the second time I watched the digital ticket

[@fireswithin9197]

@@quirrelmorts I noticed the third time,, I haven't stopped watching this since I started.

[@kimlarsen6779]

I realized that just now

[@pepper12399]

Kim Larsen same!

[@skylarvinson3966]

Corey's fake-offended reaction really gets me.

[@sarahwaters5375]

How does Joey do a high school voice so well wtf

[@quirrelmorts]

He’s been doing it perfectly since 2009 😁

[@tyleraskins840]

The fact that “do the thing you do best” *simultaneously* “shop” “be a mother” and then “right I’m a wonderful mother” isn’t on here is a crime against humanity

[@seanmcmurphy4744]

Agree. And that sentence is a crime against huMILity

[@sydneyashlyn]

“it’s just like california it never rains” let me say when i saw it in december IT WAS RAINING, the entire theatre died at the irony

[@thebananaowenslippedon7095]

Where was the theater? Sorry I can’t remember it raining so it must be far away from where I am

[@sianvaladian8574]

Okay I just realised how soft paul was as emma was ragging on cabbage patch kids and im gonna die

[@quirrelmorts]

MOOD

[@spicedch4i]

I JUST REALIZED HE SPELLED LIAR WRONG AHXJKZXJK

[@BogFrog1222]

Someone's a good speller-

[@wilboars]

i believe he was mocking lex-

[@oshahott2532]

We get it, Maia, you're a good speller!

[@quirrelmorts]

He’s a himbo

[@ilexdiapason]

@@quirrelmorts head empty no thoughts but All Love And Respect For Women

[@mod2283]

This is "They're not going to share huONE like some junkie children with a needle" erasure

[@DisneyGeek_]

Me ten years later: hey, remember when we watched that movie about a girl hooking up with teen Santa

[@brysoncovert5983]

"I didn't do it for you" is a surprisingly accurate military line Edt: not that we don't appreciate it. Just that we separated emotions and work

[@4dultw1thj0b]

I feel like the implication was more supposed to be that the U.S. military doesn't actually protect anyone's freedoms and is a nationalistic scam but idk maybe I'm just projecting

[@kateyepawtch]

@@4dultw1thj0b yep actually that sounds like a message starkid would send out

[@LasagnaTheArtist]

I thought that it was Tom making a dig at Paul

[@Alicat2911]

Joey's "gonna take you so far into the black, you ain't ever coming back" really hits differently after watching the entire thing

[@emmas5456]

I love all of these but how did "Gerald? It's Gary. Yep, we gotta talk about the will" not get in here?!

[@quirrelmorts]

Too in the moment I suppose, every line is so good

[@emmas5456]

​@@quirrelmorts It's all of such a high caliber that it's impossible to capture it all in one video that isn't the entire musical

[@elle_hamm17]

WeAr A wAtCh PaUl. How many dimensions does it take for you to learn to wear a watch

[@jessicapatented]

The dimension where he wears one is the one where it is safe

[@kylieb1352]

Goddamn it Paul, think about the implications next time and get a watch

[@brandontsosie4514]

@@jessicapatented it's the truth

[@Emily_M.]

"Thank you for you service" "I didn't do it for you" And "Don't you f*cking laugh" Are such moods

[@3cnothanks753]

Theory: The universe where Paul wears a watch, is the one where everything goes right and everyone gets a happy ending

[@junjunagbayani4792]

Proceeds to check if he wore one in NPMD

[@project_sad]

*aUdiTs uP yA wAzOo*

[@esthergoldstein7165]

*Man in A Hurry gets a wiggly “OoOoH YUMMY!”

[@snowysnowwish]

please let "hello naughty list" be here....

[@quirrelmorts]

Good acting but ew

[@snowysnowwish]

@@quirrelmorts AHAH OML. i love that line.

[@matthewcooper4248]

@@quirrelmorts Name's Mcdoon

[@abhiramiprabakar7067]

paul's :( face when emma said "we haven't put a label on it yet" is the same as cletus jones' when mcdoon said "no strings attatched"

[@gretep]

I’m sad that the Jack Daniels joke just went over people’s heads. I laughed my ass off hahah

[@taylmaor]

wait what was the Jack Daniels joke

[@LasagnaTheArtist]

Rob was giving off serious “Tim Curry as Pennywise in the library” when he was talking to Hannah from the black & white

[@jeremysworld3061]

*Tim Curry

[@LasagnaTheArtist]

Jeremy's World Thanks, not sure why I said Jim Carrey

[@alecLogan]

Lasagna I mean that’s also a somewhat fair comparison, despite him not having been Pennywise.

[@KellinMC12]

Dylan’s delivery of “Yeah that’s funny so-“ when Lex mentions her drinking problem is god tier.

[@emilygoesrawr39]

My favorite line was “Four Beautiful BLonde BOys”

[@gramps3351]

*_gaRY GOLDSTEIN ATTORNEY OF LAW_* -Also we needed more B&W Ethan, i found him hella unsettling it was great

[@ga9ga3xy28]

I love Ethan, and B&W Ethan was so creepy. I would love both of them back please and thank (cough Starkid cough)

[@extremelyviolentandpsychot7887]

3:31 is my favorite because I will NEVER be prepared to hear Obama say that

[@val8869]

I will be severely disappointed if the floss line isn’t this edit: “a penis” “ayyye” makes up for it

[@quirrelmorts]

I really thought I got everything I love that line

[@amiraturner103]

Valeria M prepare to be disappointed, beautiful

[@val8869]

Professor Hidgens RIP

[@ErinaBleu]

*RIGHT IN THE SUBPOENA*

[@demonducky28]

4:00 yo as soon as I heard America is great again in the background I knew what was up

[@househaunter4338]

Tbh wiggly kind of sounds like a 52-year-old smoker...

[@heathertdi2941]

IT IS JON'S VOICE LMFAO

[@dagnycanzoneri6471]

Half of these are just tgwdlm references lol

[@blob9638]

"I can't be the bad guy, I'm a status quo Democrat!!"

[@sageemilianaalberto1611]

bro a power move would've been to stare joey in the eye and continue eating the apple lmao

[@quirrelmorts]

Kim’s dad took a bite

[@mayraaguilar9027]

Why would he even get expelled for having elves In his locker.

[@quirrelmorts]

I really don’t know

[@BallerNachos]

You should've just put all the diaglouge from the show

[@sarahkinsey5434]

I swear to Wiggly that Gary sounds exactly like Elmo Keep from Venus, Please! Also, Jaime as Sherman Young is possibly one of my favorite things ever!

[@quirrelmorts]

Jon just posted about Gary and included a picture of Elmo 😆

[@Nina-gf1fv]

just imagine being the one person in that theater who hasn't seen tgwdlm

[@izzysauls7737]

I’d anyone else extremely curious to who Webby is? Like Hannah is privy to things out of this world so Webby must be a real being of sorts. Is Webby good? Possibly. She helped Hannah realize that Wiggly was bad. Maybe Webby will show up in a later musical. Maybe Webby HAS shown up in another musical. Idk man

[@izzysauls7737]

Alan O'Shea oh shit fr? I thought she was gonna be like a giant intergalactic spider or smth. I think I just need to re-watch the musical

[@alixpaugamrouart]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/nIa4gZt5npWYec0 well, this is one Starkid spider....

[@checkm8964]

I like to think that Webby and Wiggly are a sort of yin and yang, The Black And White. Trapped in a constant battle, Wiggly (the black) wants to conquer universes and Webby wants to make sure everything is peaceful and protected. I think Webby chooses “heroes” like Paul who was immune to the allure of the musicals and Hannah and Lex who were immune to the allure of Wiggly

[@izzysauls7737]

CheckM8 hell yeah! This is the kinda theorizing I’m talking about!

[@rosalie7603]

CheckM8 that is also what i thought and i like to think that hannah seeing webbie has something to do with the portal that was opened because it was opened 13 years ago and hannah is 13

[@unoriginal1562]

What about “Gerald? Hey it’s Gary! Yep, we gotta talk about the will.”

[@threedicksonabench3141]

Imagine having a terrifying villain, like a fucking destroyer of universes....named *wiggly.*

[@callmecoco9199]

When the general returned in this musical I CLAPPED SO HARD I WAS LIKE YESS HE'S BACK TO SAVE AMERICA

[@sadplatinum2039]

SAME GENERAL MCNAMARA IS THE BEST

[@first3169]

Linda is my idol.

[@Zombiesamurai23]

One line missing...Lauren screaming

[@theonlythinghere9323]

2:14 is my favorite line

[@eliasbergmann20]

I'll admit English is not my first language, but I consider myself fluent. However, I can't, for the life of me, figure out what he's saying.

[@quirrelmorts]

“I hope you have your finances in order! Get ready for audits. Audits up your ears, audits in your yin-yang, audits at your wazoo.”

[@Baseiscc]

A U D I T S

[@mikugays]

*IT SEEMS YOU’VE MISPLACED YOUR BOMBY WOMB*

[@letmepukeinyourmouth8520]

IM QUOTING THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME

[@bubblegumi5957]

0:24 "bUT wE aRE intIMATE"

[@TheNitpickChick]

I just love the silent horror on both of their faces as soon as he said it. 🤣

[@mysticflower7795]

Same energy as “we make love on occasion”

[@rorygiambalvo2955]

I enjoyed the whole thing but I adored the consistency in the soft way Paul looked at Emma pretty much all the time.

[@quirrelmorts]

I can’t stop thinking about them

[@firebrandr]

GOD B L E S S

[@lc2341]

"I wanted a salad but now I have a child" is my favorite black friday quote I find ways to say it almost daily

[@mollybaumann415]

My dad watching Black Friday: 4:37 Me watching Black Friday: 5:24

[@LadyKatKai]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Mambo1061]

A+ comment

[@lunavixrn5651]

The overacting in ‘Santa Claus is going to high school’ is absolutely perfect.

[@sanneottenhof2675]

"I've met God. He had nothing nice to say about you." Amazing

[@Spe4rbins]

1:08 THIS!! This is my favorite line!! (edit) ALSO 3:15

[@kaned5543]

I've seen a few comments on the original that are from people saying that this show wasn't that funny and I'm just like, we clearly weren't watching the same show

[@k9delta304]

SOMBODY thought they could dislike this video and then hide within the masses.... Little did they know...... They could not

[@rowlands_]

To the 4 thumbs down: “I cut though you with a blade of truth. BE GONE”

[@user-qy9yx5kz2m]

I know Curt's awesome line is what everyone's obsessed with at 3:38 but can we take a moment to look at poor Jaime's face in the background!

[@emmy2749]

I lose my mind every time I see Jon with that tie on his head

[@maem7462]

1:03 That part was so good

[@eternalmiasma5586]

Man in a hurry is the best star kid character hands down

[@jordansedgwick8551]

I screeched when the general came on screen.

[@ebenmorrid]

General McNamara is my favorite character in this musical. there is no explanation needed. :)

[@QueenFondue]

Wiley: "These babies will take you so far into the black, that you ain't never coming back." Wiley: *stares at Frank* Everyone: *prolonged silence* Me (first viewing): Was... was that racist? Me (second viewing): Oh okay I get why that's ominous now okay cool sorry I thought you made a character racist Starkid

[@shinypikagaming]

Y'all, am I the only one who gets Cosmo and Wanda vibes from Jingle and Jangle?

[@toastymarshmallow5372]

the cabbage patch kid line was hilarious and as someone who studies mythology it was even funnier because there are so many myths (especially japanese ones) that are like that momotaro, kaguya-hime....the list goes on

[@octolingo1892]

Is momotaro the story of the boy in the peach?

[@toastymarshmallow5372]

@@octolingo1892 yep

[@octolingo1892]

@@toastymarshmallow5372 cool :)

[@mar-rv2qb]

ive been thinking about it and i feel like someone should make a compilation of all the Statements starkid has made about america, especially in light of black friday, bc like, it's literally about black friday, but also made in america and america is great again and all the other times they've poked at american nationalism and culture

[@quirrelmorts]

I’ve been thinking about it too

[@mar-rv2qb]

@@quirrelmorts 👀

[@matthewjensen8681]

"The only man who will have her now is Jack Daniels. HAH" is, in my opinion, the best line of the show.

[@tsukikumoon2890]

Emma and Paul in this was great and cute and I love them! 💖 They're cute, more of them in the future please!!!

[@maem7462]

6:06 That part made me laugh so much

[@chatayalong5447]

Same Jon gets SO AGGRESSIVE

[@Rolluptotheparty]

Webby, is a stupid b i t c h

[@Emily_M.]

Gary Goldstein is so underrated

[@amypond6740]

This is beauty in its purest form

[@picklesthewise]

Aw, I love Emma and Paul at the beginning of this - the alternate universe where everything worked out for them 🤗🤗❤

[@nyn647]

Gotta admit I was surprised that "I'm lining up my shot" wasn't in there, but otherwise great selection!

[@hamartiarobins8268]

wait but if they went to hidgens house theyd survive cause its a apocalyspe bunker

[@quirrelmorts]

Depends on what you think the ending meant but maybe if they’d had time

[@hamartiarobins8268]

@@quirrelmorts true

[@hannahkasten6866]

i guess we don't know if they survived the ending or not. in tgwdlm hidgens is the one who sold them out so there could also be a parallel there, we would find out if npmd addresses the endings

[@FionnFisher]

6:14 everyone when the black friday content floods KZbin

[@TeethHaver]

”do I gotta put a leash on you like a dog? Or my cousin Oliver...”

[@MaroonieBean]

"I've met god. He had nothing nice to say about you." doeS NOT GET ENOUGH PRAISE

[@zeinfeld]

i just like the way paul looks at emma at the beginning. he loves her. too bad he's infected.

[@quirrelmorts]

Not in this since it’s an alternate universe

[@zeinfeld]

@@quirrelmorts hahaha yeah i know

[@lawrencefosterjenkins8216]

frank pricely’s prolonged stare after the “you ain’t never comin back” joke kills me every time 😂

[@michaelwilliamybarra2409]

Ok, 3:35 to 3:46 has gotta my most FAVORITE performance, line, and musical direction, in ANY musical by Starkid Ever(and I’m admittedly a hard meticulous critic when it comes to the musicals/shows I do and DON’T like)! Just…….. Curt Mega’s acting here is joyfully INTESE, the music playing along with the beats of his rhythmic yelling of his lines is my most FAVORITE of moments in any musical scene/song that involves rhythmic acting rather than singing(as well as the majority of videos by Finn MK, David Dockery, and Charles Cornell that aren’t necessarily songs or covers, but rather clips from shows or films set to melodies and chords or rhythms and beats (and/or both) they made up! Really exercises the mind on how you can effectively set ANYTHING to music!), and him going in an out of the green light while the camera almost starts to fallow his every move is just icing on the cake!! I just wish there was at least ONE video of this very moment cropped so I can replay it to myself over and over and over and over and over and over+100 again! 😁

[@michaelwilliamybarra2409]

FOUND IT! FOUND IT!! I FINALLY FOUND IT, THANK GOD!!! :D kzbin.info/www/bejne/q5aQd4WNgbamd80

[@quirrelmorts]

well I made a 10 minute version anyway kzbin.info/www/bejne/eKTUkHugaa5onpo

[@bobsponge6062]

I love how they included the entire Noel and Kris scene cause of how great it is.

[@gretep]

6:22 Starkid are Bernie supporters confirmed

[@quirrelmorts]

Many of them definitely are

[@imnotafuckingmermaid]

“GIVE ME THE FUCKING DOLL I’M IN A HURRY!” Jeff fucking nails that line 😂

[@meeplefluffer2483]

Paul is mood

[@BlueLucario98]

God please get this on broadway, the script alone is a gold mine

[@quirrelmorts]

Broadway doesn’t deserve Starkid

[@BlueLucario98]

Professor Hidgens you know what that’s fair

[@mirkoguastafierro8805]

You know you did something right when just the mention of your character from an older show gets that many cheers.

[@Jonbutter]

"i hope you DONT get a wiggly. i hope you fucking die" absolutely iconic

[@kylieb1352]

Idk why but 2:31 spends me f l y i n g everythime

[@TheWeeklyFangirl]

...why does everyone EXCEPT General Macnamara get to use HIS firearm?