my favourite quotes from nerdy prudes must die

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go watch npmd, it's such a banger.
• Nerdy Prudes Must Die
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[@selectedshipper8282]

“What the FUCK is happening here,” has very distinct “Okay, Jesus Christ, I don’t know what’s going on here,” energy and I love it

[@soupcorvus7451]

exactly what i was thinking

[@queerlittlecactus8749]

That and “what the fuck am I watching?”

[@theinimitablejora522]

Fascinating how it’s even possible to make a (distant) second place to that magical moment. Like, you’d think every other possible moment would be so far behind it couldn’t even be considered but NPMD just blows expectations easy peasy huh

[@twist_ending7545]

Timestamp?

[@spookysplatt]

@@twist_ending75451:32

[@MercuryIsDumb]

1:22 The “I’M NOT A LOOOSSSERRR” is so fucking good every fucking time

[@PlanitJoopiterYT]

I CAN'T GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD it's genuinely on of my favourite parts of the whole show

[@MercuryIsDumb]

@@PlanitJoopiterYT It’s honestly bone chilling because it’s really his last punch toward Max before he dies. I’m so mad Richie was the first nerd to go smh

[@abydosianchulac2]

​​@@MercuryIsDumbI actually am glad, because it put all the emotional focus on him, and he deserved it. Also casting-wise it freed him up for Paul and Wiggly, but that's a whole other thing.

[@MercuryIsDumb]

@@abydosianchulac2 I feel we should’ve seen his character development further. Some of he stuff he says about Ruth and Steph is a little disturbing but it seems especially in his last scene that he has more in him that we didn’t see. Plus the coffee shop scene could’ve happened at anytime, the summoning would still happen after his death, and I’d personally rather actually see Grace go to church and see Bill refrencing back to when Bill said Grace and him went to the same church in TGWDLM

[@MercuryIsDumb]

@@PlanitJoopiterYTI just sat here and listened to it over and over again AND GODDAMN ITS SO POWERFUL Edit: I started actually trying to sing it and of course I can’t hit the right note or get to same amount of emotion out, but I started tearing up because of the power Jon put into that line

[@lornacampbell6316]

jon’s performance in npmd is fuckin transcendent

[@wufflesmcnotadoggo]

These are our *B A R B E C U E M O N O L O G U E S*

[@thebugthatruinsyourpicnic]

MAH BARBECUE

[@RavioliRecords]

maaaaahhh Baarbecue

[@en9719]

F*cking transcendent

[@Foxy02016]

I saw that in New York, fuckin transcendent

[@opalash3345]

ma barbecue!

[@riabongo]

the whole grace: are you a woman of faith? officer: catholic grace: ill take that as a no that ACTUALLY got me so hard i had to pause the video i wasnt expecting it

[@lucasmatthiasgarcia4496]

Ayo

[@Sunray3000]

Same it was so funny 😭

[@MercuryIsDumb]

IT GOT YOU “HARD”?!

[@lilyofthevalley05]

SAMEEE i am catholic so for me it went: “are you a woman of faith?” “catholic” me: me too! “i’ll take that as a no” me: WHAT

[@riabongo]

BAD WORDING ON MY PART. I MEANT IT AS IN IT CAUGHT ME SO OFF GUARD AND MADE ME LAUGH REALLY HARD. NOTHING ELSE.

[@EmIdc]

The “NANI??” gets me every time

[@jacobfoot3364]

I cant stop rewatching it, easily the best line in the whole musical

[@queenjamjam]

The whole live chat went crazy too😂

[@DrinzenDrawz]

He put all his heart into that line

[@yuarentlucky]

Jon being a mega weeb is my favorite part of the musical.

[@abbieuniverse8934]

Sameeee

[@jamessirot854]

Best song because of lyrics: The Summoning. Best song because of choreography: Bully The Bully Best song because of both: High School is Killing Me

[@isisvanharen730]

spitting facts!

[@abydosianchulac2]

"Bully the Bully"...how many different choreographic references did they fit into that one frickin song??

[@nightowlowo149]

Here's my take in 1st 2nd 3rd each Best Lyrics: Hatchet Town, The Summoning, If I Loved You Best Choreo: Bury/Bully the Bully, High School Is Killing Me, Literal Monster Both: Hatchet Town, Bury/Bully The Bully, High School Is Killing Me I want to squeeze in Dirty Girl for excelling on what it tries to be despite it being a sex song. So it feels weird to put it as best 'anything'. It's fairly disliked from what I have seen, but I dont think it should be judged to harshly

[@RozehKakes]

​@@nightowlowo149people really hate Dirty Girl??? its my faveee 🤡 that was instantly the moment the show won me over the first moment where i was like "ok i adore this show, adore Will and adore Angela even more 🥰"

[@britnicox3929]

Go Nighthawks is a good second place for both, the harmony on the “fuck you clivesdale” part makes me so happy

[@KrismasDay]

I like to mention the amazing difference between “Bully the Bully” and “Bury the Bully”. The chorus is pitched slightly differently to be in what I think it a minor key? I really like that because it really helps set in the sinister tone of what happened

[@LunaBeth97]

I always love when there are these minor details that you'd only know about if you were paying really close attention to it😂

[@princess_mj4396]

See the problem i have is that i find the chorus of bury the bully catchier and its the one that would be just terrible to ever accidently sing out loud. but that gonna go to juvi surely has just stuck with me since.

[@PrinceTrexus]

It reminds me of the difference between "Cup of Roasted Coffee" and "Cup of Poisoned Coffee" in TGWDLM

[@Azeriiall]

It’s both are in minor key, but Bury the Bully’s chord brings a sense of urgency to the situation

[@remy6951]

Jon Matteson playing the weebiest weeb that ever did weeb fuckin kills me imma be honest. The "Hes talking to Stephanie Lauter!" "NANIIII" is the best thing ive seen in a while

[@jane.jewelll]

i have not been able to stop thinking about jon's maBARbeque it is addictive

[@sagegreeeeeeen]

Everyone else is “my barbecue” and Jon went “MA*BAR*BECUE”

[@sanityisrelative]

I've just taken to randomly saying "muh barbecue" throughout the day

[@jane.jewelll]

@@sanityisrelativeno fr, i walked into my living room today and just yelled muh barbecue!! and it scared the crap outta my dog

[@zane_theloner57]

The "I'm not a loser" is actually so amazing, and I can't even.

[@alexisseraphina]

We don’t talk about “I am Dan Reynolds” enough because that line kills me every single time

[@Britni4795]

I love that bit 😂

[@beathecat6604]

The “I have been for waiting for what feels like five FUCKING YEARS” is extra funny since TGWDLM came out in 2018

[@gggthsb]

yah that's the joke 😅

[@stanaccount7733]

omg I never noticed that icb it's been 5 years already

[@devywevy2025]

I've been waiting for someone else to say that

[@bruh_its_jad_uh]

5:43 The cutoff after “you’re crazy about me” is absolutely sending me

[@spookysheeple]

ITS SO FUNNY

[@mayalesliemorel]

“I DIDNT THINK THERE’D BE A SKELE-ON HERE” gets me EVERY TIME

[@campbellmayberry9715]

SKELE’ON

[@aerovia__]

“Oh my god, A FUCKIN SKELEUN” the way he says skeleton is so funny

[@marls1977]

Richie is easliy in my top 5 fav Starkid characters

[@princess_mj4396]

Honestly same. Top 3 hatchetfield

[@alexandersean4708]

"Had to sell your bowtie to feed your family? THIS IS THE CONSEQUENCE FOR WHAT YOU'VE DONE!" Also, "SO YOU DO KNOW THE BIBLE! Then why do you come to public school dressed in suspenders and a bowtie?" There's no way that placement was an accident.

[@soupcorvus7451]

also “a…. c+! steph- that was really special!”

[@PrinceTrexus]

"What did you find? You don't say! YOU DON'T SAY!" "What did they find, Dad?" "They didn't say." 🤣

[@friendbeezo3485]

we're gonna be cool beans we're gonna keep the beans cool we're gonna gonna keep the beans beans the cool keep the beans the cool keep the beans beans cool bean school? excellent!

[@opalash3345]

he’s talking to stephanie lauter! NANI?!

[@mickeygray1955]

Jon’s “My Barbecue” never fails to make me laugh

[@youngsheldonfan_001]

Honestly the whole interaction between Grace and Max (including Max stopping the bullet) is so fucking funny! It’s literally my favorite part of NPMD

[@RavioliRecords]

I AM ONLY ONE MAN’S GIRL, MAX, AND HIS NAME IS JAYZUS CHRIST.

[@jayjayheinz8552]

That bit reminds me so much of one woman that like makes skits about teachers. It’s the way she says it and the face. I wish I knew her name but damn the resemblance

[@haylielegremlinfriend2805]

I just noticed the little noises that Max makes as he steps down the stairs and I’m dying. It’s at 2:58

[@hayleigh7354]

“do not approach me” has “you are not permitted to touch” energy

[@accidentalmadness1708]

Clivesdale jokes never get old I lose my shit every time.

[@hawktalon7890]

Glad to hear someone else thinks about the way Angela says "sex magic" and also everything Bryce does ever.

[@Kloeeistired]

THE LORDS IN BLACK SONG SLAPS SO FUCKING HARD LIKE OML!!!!!😍😍😍😍

[@Britni4795]

I've listened to it so many times at this point and I can't stop going back to it

[@yuarentlucky]

Barbecue Monologue has no right to go so hard, but it does anyway. Also Lauren is a gem.

[@IsabelLopez-yr9kz]

I watched Nerdy Prudes with a friend who's never seen any of the other musicals, and the looks he gave me at my dramatic gasps regarding the references to the other two musicals (the Paul and Emma scene and when Huggie-Wuggie showed up) were hilarious. He was just like, "I don't want to know"

[@artsyvidsy5232]

Thank you for the skele'on collection

[@toothfairy10133]

i am SO glad you included "i certainly don't *love* killing" it's one of my absolute favourites

[@sagegreeeeeeen]

Favorite quote personally, is “baTRAYel”

[@ItsJustValHere]

As someone who hasn't watched it yet, I'm so confused about the plot lmao

[@alexandersean4708]

Well, it's a lot like I Know What You Did Last Summer, and that's all I'm gonna say. It's amazing, and DEFINITELY worth watching!

[@DParkerNunya]

As someone who has watched it, don't worry, the feeling won't go away

[@greenfox42]

I just finished watching it and thought if anyone is watching this and have yet to see the actual musical, they’re gonna be sooooo thrown off haha

[@genericname2747]

It's just a normal musical about teenagers

[@he.said.teenjiejer]

god richie’s “I’M NOT A LOSER” before max kills him is so GOOD!!! jon’s voice is so beautiful and we rarely got to hear it before this

[@actuallycae]

why aren’t more people talking about jeff blim’s ‘in a hurry character’

[@wufflesmcnotadoggo]

He's in too much of a hurry to be spoken about

[@TheNitpickChick]

We love Barry Swift in this house! 😁

[@Britni4795]

I love that that's his response to them saying he's got motive to kill. He's not denying it, he's just like well yeah I've got good reason.

[@elliotohnmacht7777]

angela smosh my absoute beloved fuckin killed it

[@ElBreaksLoose222]

i appreciate that these are all out of order, to give that real out-of-context feel

[@elizabethmaria_9201]

Peter's 'oh no' at the voice over will never not get me

[@rooup]

"and his name is JesUS Christ"

[@SillyKatt69]

I will not stop until someone agrees with me: "The Summoning" gives STRONG Devil's Carnival vibes and I need someone to see it as well!!! xD

[@manaroman7678]

I'll co-sign with that! I didn't see the digital ticket, but I heard the full impact of their slightly off set choreography would very much throw it that way, too, in general.

[@Kensie2559]

OH MY GOD YES!!!

[@aqfanatic]

YES!!!

[@Snakepit_Media]

""Gasp* DAN" has me giggling omg

[@miuq]

I KNEW WE DONT GIVE A SHIT ABT UR PHONE WOULD BE SOMEWHERE WOOO

[@charlotteswail2345]

angela had me giggling every time she spoke

[@Britni4795]

It's not just the lines but the amazing delivery!

[@fan-person-forever5458]

1:22 i swear to god, every single time i hear this it gives me chills, and makes me want to cry just WOW, WOW

[@BriefSerendipity]

i really like uh “… … … i turned 40 today”

[@partydino9768]

i love the entire lords of black scene

[@LizTheFantastic]

My boyfriend who does not enjoy musicals loved NPMD and I’m taking that as a win

[@phuongpenca]

after watching this i had funky town stuck in my head, interspersed with heartfelt proclamations of “I’M NOT A LOSER”. quite the experience, thank you

[@PrinceTrexus]

I love when Corey says "Did you just throw your hand BETWEEN THE HAMMER AND THE PHONE!??"

[@jessieleo7224]

the Skeliuhn compilation ❤

[@moon-jj6vg]

I lose it with "So you do know the bible!"

[@nicolefield1539]

“I will never hold the real Rei or Asuka in my arms” 😢

[@abydosianchulac2]

My god, Jeff's lost weight in that cameo

[@oh_wormberry]

I love Steph’s line delivery 😂

[@matiganschumacher2259]

why do I look at jon like he's my son

[@CeliaNightstep]

I live for this

[@stabykid419]

GOD I HAVNT STOPPEDMLAUGHINF SINCE I WATCHED NPMD THE FIRST TIME😊

[@StarkidWiggly]

Question: who was talking to Max as they were taking him to Drowsy Town? Was it Wiggly?

[@PlanitJoopiterYT]

it was jon as wiggly :))

[@TheRenCoco]

“Had to sell your bow tie to feed your fucking family☹️”

[@squidpigeon7048]

"had to sell your bowtie to feed you fucking family?" is so underrated

[@fleabaggage6126]

“oh shit!! oh fuck!!! i didn’t think there’d be a skele’uhnn here!!” is a line reading that has been living rent free in my head ever since i heard it

[@radical6905]

well they did it someone got an Eva reference into a Starkid musical

[@PrinceTrexus]

SKELE'UHHHNNN!!!

[@britnicox3929]

I’m so glad you included “I do not consent to this rendez-voos!” the way he says it so funny. Leave room for Jesus? More like leave room for Max Jageam

[@Light-fi1mj]

This show is chock full of wild ass lines and you just put them in this video one after the other like shots on a Friday night

[@Britni4795]

The way Steph says "Can I ask about it?" 😂

[@theonlythinghere9323]

skele'on!!

[@roselily20062]

The cutoffs are amazing

[@STELLARY_BELLARY]

7:10 not me thinking they were gonna say "youre in my world now, not your world."

[@lunavixrn5651]

Very tempted to make 1:03 my discord status

[@Deadnbwalkin]

“I’m dead”

[@natbatlightwood5288]

4:16 is my favourite. 😂😂😂

[@tacooForU]

"Skele'on" 😂😂

[@Swaggykid128]

omg yayyy your back again

[@Swaggykid128]

love the vid btw

[@112-DavidL]

S E C O N D 🤣

[@not_really_here2379]

I sent this to my friends with no context.

[@jamiethemagpie]

bean school?

[@lilyofthevalley05]

excellent!

[@DinoNuggies333]

my bArbAcuE

[@unripelemon1142]

6:43 Uh, can we talk about that transition?

[@dekuloveshair5667]

“I love ONE (1) man and his name is JE-SUS”

[@madelinemay3]

DaaAAan

[@wufflesmcnotadoggo]

F I R S T

[@jornlee1881]

MA BARBEECUEE

[@hunnybee8417]

Mah BaRbEcUe!

[@naomigracielle]

SKELE N

[@SuperPurplePancakes]

SKELE EN