MY FINAL ATTEMPT AT GETTING #1

[@greasyshawarma662]

You're #1 in all of our hearts Dr. LAN Champion Rizzo

[@n1ck294]

Doctor as well? Is there one thing Rizzo isn’t #1 in?

[@greasyshawarma662]

CR1MS1C not a single thing.

[@thebigbear4696]

Mr. Dr. Professor ELeague Champion Rizzo

[@MasterLPgaming]

*Yeahh

[@hoedjevanpapier-ik9vc]

He wins one lan and immediately this comment? Fucking fanboys haha

[@thizlam4810]

Starts at 1807, wins 3 games in a row, gets to 1817. Lose 1 game and go down to 1802. Thank you Psyonix.

[@zachgreen4182]

Is your profile pic a pic of turbopolsa?

[@josephmulligan3247]

Well i am replyin 2 years in the future but they do this so the best players remain at the top u have to consistently dominate to be that high ranked, also he is likely playing against top 100 not top 10 so he is playing against much lower ranks

[@natureisfun3325]

@@josephmulligan3247 top 1k is better than the old top 10

[@thizlam4810]

@Ed Dardenne lmao shut the fuck up with your scam shit

[@thizlam4810]

@Charlie Justin lmao everyone already knows this is your alt account. People post this scam shit all the time on KZbin gtfoh

[@adnanaljundi7799]

Rizzo might might not be #1 player But he is the #1 daddy

[@zakirmeghji1217]

Adnan Al Jundi but not #1 mom

[@dapvper_mc5256]

u r the 1

[@peterthanos2209]

Wow thanks for spoilers

[@u2gamers29]

*Daddy*

[@katana6975]

Adnan Al Jundi a

[@lewisryan4217]

RIZZLE SIZZLE PICKLE

[@milxzy]

RICKLE

[@georgelegeyt1004]

Lewis Ryan lol

[@blazikin]

😂

[@ronankeenan5385]

You can tell he didnt reach one by him not saying "I got rank 1 in rocket league" in his title

[@nadiageorgieva2676]

Ronan Keenan you go for the facts rizzo goes for the clickbait

[@sudoki7718]

trueee This is so true. I would up vote and give karma if this was reddit

[@Jack-ee5fi]

Your the only pro player on KZbin I watch cos you do quality content

[@byterl3544]

You're*

[@Nightmare-dw6gz]

JHZER?

[@Nightmare-dw6gz]

The amount of effort he puts in his videos

[@jonny3320]

Squishy?

[@mootze936]

Kronovi

[@zachcolon9797]

Sizz and rizzo are sooo nutty

[@veedvb]

7:34 The front of Rizzo's car is in sync with the purple dragon

[@ECHOofficial5]

Do another tomorrow Daddy Rizzo.

[@ericpaskach6329]

Haven't watched you in a while Rizzo but I gotta tell ya, that intro put a smile on my face and reminded me of those old times. Thanks for making these QUALITY-ASS vids brother-man.

[@CBob.22]

“Let’s queue with John, make it a challenge” 😂

[@JustinTHO6064]

Not to be rude but I thinks it’s Jon

[@dc8381]

@@JustinTHO6064 hahahaha true lmao

[@twbluff2030]

RIZZO GET IT BRO

[@gabesimmons8079]

Cringe username

[@ronaldosanchez9140]

The Harry Potter Super Fan c c c asxcc cxz c s

[@placate9051]

The Harry Potter Super Fan Oh

[@charliegiles5627]

*Yep*

[@jackyjack4780]

The Harry Potter Super Fan j

[@trevorbavarskas3106]

I was having quite the shitty day today, but somehow you bricks did it to me again and got me in stiches. Seeing daddy RIZZ freestyling through the air and risking his rank and trying to block sizzle, you guys are the best, keep up the vids man, you guys never fail to make me laugh like a fucking chimp

[@dylanchen2525]

Logan/Rizzo" I'm bangin' all these guys! Me: That sounds like something Logan would do.

[@welp.5730]

Dylan Chen lmao

[@topfragpotato6037]

HAHAHAAHA

[@ParagonClips]

Rizzo, I think I have a solution to the problem at 15:00, basically just have Jon in the party at first, then que up for a match, then as it is counting down, Jon leaves the PARTY just before the game begins, the game will still put Jon on the same team as you however it won't count him as being in the same party as you. 😀😀 I tried this myself and it's actually pretty useful for gaining points.

[@kuelezav]

sheun shanu Rizzo do it

[@kuelezav]

Minute Lemons 🤔hmm

[@kuelezav]

blake roberson lmao😂😂

[@bradp6097]

blake roberson you are a white 12 year old, 100%

[@PawpiChoolo]

Explain

[@tyler-wy3uu]

that intro was actually the best you guys have done so far, and that's rly saying something

[@bopronk3493]

“Your gonna get rank 0” lol i died at that moment also when rizzo was dying at the same moment😂😂

[@coolfreshedgardoyt1596]

rizzo is a rizzo who once loved a rizzo and is now a rizzo. rizzo is a GOD

[@ethanround9617]

11:50 “squishy muffins sucks ass” that aged well sizz 😂

[@logandominguez4439]

2017 has been fun because I get to hear my name a shit ton from my fav KZbinrs

[@sebcalvert3477]

7:33 the tip of his car follows the purple dragon, go back and watch

[@jordy7884]

That’s fckn weird lmao

[@brettube9483]

You know the deal 1. Jake paul 2. Logan Paul 3. Mama Paul 4. Papa Paul 5. Jake Paul 6. Logan Paul 7. Mama Paul 8. Papa Paul 9. Rizzo 10. Sizz (goat)

[@mtheg7220]

Can i get a large number 9?

[@thomasraffensberger5900]

Papa Paul

[@frenchfries1443]

The goat

[@jerryreyes9580]

I think Rizzo is the best pro rocket league player

[@georgiosgramozis6016]

No, he's numba 1 daddy tho.

[@Tepify]

I don't always watch Rocket League, but when I do, I watch Rizzo, watch responsibly my friends - Dos Equis man

[@MonkeyMoney1011]

Me, earlier this week: "Why is Rizzo's name .Rizzo on the league rankings?" Now I learn the fabled tale of a man tied for #1

[@mars3986]

Rizzo = number one in our hearts.

[@joshuahamilton2454]

Rizzoir intros are getting so much better

[@mtheg7220]

I like looking back at this video. Its perfect, really a masterpiece. The title of the video and what was on the line buildt this excitement that grew with every victory, but the last game, THE LAST FUCKING GAME, they lose and ruin everything. Its been like 9 months since this happend and i cant get over it. This could have been the one but no.

[@h0gg]

Rizzo's steam friends groups are so wholesome

[@Lazzzerrrr]

sizz has taken the intros to the next level

[@smexywexy3087]

-watching- *loving* these old videos

[@xxcalebskixx1610]

Merry Christmas rizzo keep up the amazing videos

[@SkyDayz]

Rizzos silence when he saw the loss of 15 points was deafening lol

[@venxenos2091]

Sizz is Halrious.

[@asleep9881]

Ven Xenos So is your spelling.

[@geminirl1]

*halrious*

[@ph_drums]

IMHO Rizzo's streams are great because they just have fun and bs a lot. Not a bunch of over the top analysis. 👌

[@jacksonrosenthal1634]

Hey rizzo keep up the great content and you’re an amazing KZbinr and an amazing person in general

[@tendies3641]

rizzo will forever be known as logan paul for me from now on.

[@TRUSTEDFEWent]

15:05 no oh god no nooooo! Nooooooo god noooooooooo! Jon lmfao I’m dead.

[@frenchfries1443]

#RizzoIsMyDad

[@kyleford2305]

Rizzo, you gotta put Matte as the first color type then drop the anodized. Looks amazing.

[@fadezypher2591]

Rizzo you may not be #1 but we all believe in you and we support you so keep trying and you are our #1 hero PS:I love your vids sooo much

[@mrmagnus7875]

So close! But duh I love seeing you and Sizz playing with some random dude, maybe more of that 💙

[@PAJHola]

“What is this guys name, garbage?” MOST SAVAGE ROAST OF THE CENTURY

[@connorn408]

“What’s that guys name, Garbage?” No chill Rizzo lmao

[@aske4248]

*Sizz booms the ball* Sizz: that’s a jake paul hit 😂😂😂

[@pault.2931]

Hey rizzo u are the best i follow you since six months i am your austrian community

[@furyion117]

RIzzo: "how do we do it" Sizz: "I'm so good"

[@RealReshi]

Rizzo over here trying to get number one while I can barely get out of unranked

[@cameron4843]

7:06 secret love?

[@smallcat37]

omg

[@luisliv_]

I swear Sizz is the most toxic, salty and despicable comedian ever. I fucking love him.

[@zac6692]

Lol at 11:10 in the video when you screamed/moaned you made my cat shit a brick

[@theninetales5282]

In the beginning when u said I’m Jake Paul for a second I’m like um wat happend to u from one day 😂😂😂

[@Zainos64]

Whoever does his thumbnails tho, nice job

[@nujra1464]

Sizz is one of the funniest guys u play with

[@harrisumner7646]

Im proud of your friends list everything is so organised

[@MusicFromTheOm]

You'r still number 1 in my heart, Rizzo! :-))

[@adamalexandre1974]

What r the camera settings

[@charlesalparito6101]

Pumped sizz is the best sizz

[@archirnobenz]

Opponents are like *WTF ARE YOU DOING SIZZ*

[@jamesmorgan6781]

8:53 WHAT A SAVE!!

[@greisbroka6784]

Your still the #1 rocket league KZbinr and player to all of us❤️❤️

[@maxxreichel1642]

#1 on the field and #1 in our heart!

[@kotato1348]

Rizzo I don’t care what rank u are I just will always know that you are the best player in rocket league that I have ever seen although I kind of wanted to get the one and only 1ST place😪

[@ShmoothFruits]

*Cough*.. Squishy...*couch* ...

[@boneykingofsomewhere]

Rizzo & Sizz = If beavis and butt-head were real

[@hawkbrien]

I had my volume up full watching the intro

[@JJ-dk6ks]

Just wanna ask can you show you Camera Settings ???🐕😎

[@Shadow-fb2ec]

*Rizzo is too good*

[@chadhoy]

does rizzo use an xbox controller?? surprising to me bc pros usually seem to use PS4 just noticed it said RB/LB in menus of R1/L1

[@meekoVAL]

Dr. Eleague Champion Rizzo Sr. 💕

[@celestial4952]

I'm actually so sad for you rizz lol i felt your pain when you saw 1802 i know you'll get 1

[@aske4248]

*🎵RIZZO IS NUMBER ONE!🎵*

[@alexleo1991]

this must be the best video explaining the ranked system....3 wins = 10 points, 1 loss = 15 points :D

[@TheShynxify]

I swear when you do that “alright” voice it’s a reference to FaZe Jev like wtf

[@sens.ation.al836]

Soooo clooose. Love u Rizzo

[@McKryozen]

Bro defak u talkin bout? You're already rank 1, in my heart bro, my brotherman heart.

[@normaruiz4680]

Rizzo's car looks like a Christmas jolly rancher

[@chazse__761]

Idk Rizzo, when I was trying to get into plat last week, I was playing with two friends in a party, both of them getting 11 to 13 per game, me only 8 or 9. So as a party does dampen the effectiveness just get kro or somebody on a smurf account with no mmr and you’d get #1 for sure

[@cryptic5629]

If turtle would get Sizz's car and logo and would act like Sizz no one would notice

[@abdul5268]

you do realize if u get rank 1 everyone is going to tryhard to get rank 1

[@rlaspect]

Your favourite sentence:" Score this?!" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@venom1001]

HAHAHAHAHA that intro killed me😂😂😂😂

[@smine404]

U guys take over the world yet?

[@a.lexandre.gagnon]

"What is this guy's name ? Garbage ?" hahahahahaha

[@decapfn]

43 view 43 likes, rizzo killin it out here

[@c2coop393]

Lol 29:15 "I banged both of these guys" Rizzo 2017

[@Bonkey_rl]

C2 Coop haha

[@GamerTwins]

I love your vids RIZZO, You were the reason why I started my KZbin channel and hope you can one day notice this comment ❤️

[@tiglathhirmiz4360]

Did anyone notice at 6:50 where Sizz (i think) says, "Change your name to a LETTER that starts with A."

[@justinsweet2232]

Rizzo at top form

[@ryanbedard6785]

Why do you have a vac ban. Big fan just wanted to know why?

[@cryptic5629]

That's the best intro ever

[@alaindodger2441]

You should have just told me to throw...

[@reaganwebber3424]

rizzo deserves #1

[@victimofdeceit3484]

Rizzo if you get one game off you should turn on your recording before you play it and just play it like normal so if you do get rank 1 you can post the game you got it on

[@leejinxter9458]

Liked just because of the intro😂

[@blaazerhacks]

Rizzo I swear to god if you don't tell Sizz to change his eps name too "Jake and Logans secret 3rd Brother'man" he's always gonna take L's ~true statements

[@PanamanianJesus]

that intro was f'ing hilarious

[@soccerclipsonly4802]

Rizz iz diz #1

[@just_wacky8189]

Title "My Final Attempt At Getting #1" 8 hours of Rocket League later "I got it"

[@Reztur]

The mmr system is so broken lol, I got my GC rewards this season and I’m done trying in ranked ever again

[@madsjakobsen5553]

12:06 sizz is trying to get rizz to miss his shot of jizz