My First Slumber Party - Storytime

[@MeatCanyon]

Trying something new. Was a trip getting this thing together. Hope you all dug it!

[@dietwyatt]

Epicness

[@okjuanok]

Yes

[@worlddomination4840]

I did dug it!

[@UltraTaco.]

Epic gamer moment 😎

[@s.milbouer4554]

Awesome.

[@collom]

This is literally a: “Go play with the neighbor’s kid” Survival story

[@aprianichristinasiahaan2713]

Epic kzbin.info/www/bejne/aHrOoH6ep5uHqdU

[@Minecraft-ti8ye]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z36voX-BqLN7a7c

[@tiktokers.8141]

*kzbin.info/www/bejne/jIubmX2tndOmoas*

[@madadraskan4416]

m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/i4nNiIFvoc-Eabc

[@imsad3923]

WHAT IS GOING ON!?!?!

[@Just_Ben_YT]

No one is safe from Meatcanyon's grasp Not even himself

[@bruh.4992]

*kzbin.info/www/bejne/oZCti6Zrbah0h6M* ..

[@А4Топ-п3д]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/omjckK1vqNeHj8U::

[@lucasallanrogers]

The comment section of self promoting.

[@itzfirefli405]

@Çĥŕîşťófêř P̃èžêť no

[@lemonsuckerYT]

those weird religious spam bots in every comment thread are outta control. we've gotta report them all for spam

[@yoskar2479]

Now we need more of Meat Canyon’s animated stories of himself.

[@bruh.4992]

*kzbin.info/www/bejne/oZCti6Zrbah0h6M* . .

[@DyslexicMitochondria]

We doooo

[@tomhappening]

@@DyslexicMitochondria Ayyy bro. I watch ur channeI. Love ur vidsss

[@Folfah]

@@bruh.4992 aint clicking shit

[@SkullOnTheRoll]

Yes

[@BlueJWay999]

The whole sleeping over at a friends house and them not mentioning that you're going to church with them on Sunday hits hard

[@brandonbaty2291]

Word

[@friendlyoverlord6001]

That happened to me at my first sleepover too smh it was trash lol

[@daddyernie2289]

me and my brother got tricked into going to church after a sleepover also. they didnt realize this was a mistake. when they asked if it was anyones birthday both me and my bro raised our hands and said yes we are twins ( we were born 17 months apart) and it was our birthday so they fed us cupcakes and sang happy birthday.

[@MissBrieBiscuit]

Fr, a sleepover was my chance to get away from church

[@chadwickpuffington]

Or they're vegetarian 😢

[@kodvis7193]

Animated characters, realistic backgrounds, and 1st person POV. This is deadass how Gumball and Darwin see their universe.

[@fash6085]

True

[@mathieupattersonofficial6200]

Yo im watching the amazing world of Gumball right now lmao

[@Lordkeepmesafe]

@@mathieupattersonofficial6200 yeah things like that happen to me alot, I literally was searching up a furry mobile wallpaper then I got a freddy fazbears notification.

[@veryhot2382]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/hWS1mJ2eg8qmpZo....

[@wyd_marco4107]

Bruh don't give him any ideas

[@fern6306]

“that’s where the story ends” makes me believe things got worse from that point on

[@bigclown23]

"A sour taste in my mouth with a hint of banana." 😔 Doesn't sound too promising

[@xoyuri_art]

@@bigclown23 nooooooooo dont put images in my head x.x

[@Unicronicorn]

When he told the story on Cream Crew, he said that's where his memory of it all ends

[@silverfoxdelta290]

@@Unicronicorn something bad may have happened at that sleepover, and his brain cuts out what happened

[@Unicronicorn]

@@silverfoxdelta290 Yes. That is what would be implied. 😐

[@henrynelson9301]

Wow, that’s so horrifying. What kind of parent gives kids banana slices at a sleepover when they have plenty of pizza rolls?

[@bruh.4992]

*kzbin.info/www/bejne/oZCti6Zrbah0h6M* ..

[@DyslexicMitochondria]

ikr??

[@idkanymorebro870]

FOR REAL, man.

[@CrossBreedTacoHD]

Dude I'm all for bananas, my favorite fruit, but who the fuck just eats banana slices? Oh god I can just imagine little kids with their grubby fingers...feeling these banana slices all up and down, getting slimey and sticky, touching the controller. OH GAWD THE HOROR. WHO WOULD JUST GIVE SOMEONE BANANA SLICES AND NOT JUST A BANANA?

[@smileysatanson3404]

ikr?

[@EvelynSpeedwagon]

I had the pleasure of meeting meat canyon at a convention over this summer, and I asked him what happened to Luke. He said he works at a shop in his home town, but he’s not sure if he’s still extremely religious. I then asked him if Luke’s parents got divorced and he said “oh they definitely did.” So at least Luke’s mom doesn’t have to deal with that anymore.

[@HebiHouse]

Thanks for the update!

[@inkchariot6147]

The way he said "Donkey Konga" was deeply disturbing.

[@SparrowIZ]

WAHT IS DO U LIKE OBAMA OR NOT

[@mimi.b868]

😂

[@jessicamessicaYT]

I thought that was code for some creepy shit with his dad

[@tiktokers.8141]

*kzbin.info/www/bejne/o2q1lWhjja6nldU*

[@b_a_5_k_i453]

Hi i just started a drawing channel I wouldn't mind your support😁

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

"Luke's mother recklessly put the banana peels all over the Pokemon cards" That's the first step in traumatizing your child

[@takumirodriguez1358]

YES! I get to reply to you!

[@QuangTran-gd9ep]

Every single comment of yours is witty, is it possible to learn this power? Edit: based on the replies I’m getting it’s probably because he’s famous or something not witty I guess idk \_(“/)_/

[@dpf-ok4206]

its you again

[@veryhot2382]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/hWS1mJ2eg8qmpZo....

[@GamerConnoisseurRei]

@@QuangTran-gd9ep not from a Jedi

[@wispymish1788]

Luke's mother: crying and talking about all the bad things that happened Meatcanyon: P I Z Z A R O L L S

[@adonaiyah2196]

What bad things i didn't hear it over the voiceover

[@lilgoku5446]

Meatcanyon is gay

[@SapientialPogonophobic]

@@adonaiyah2196 that’s the point

[@thomasclatterbuck5527]

8 year old logic

[@katherineshowalter8352]

I WANT PIZZA ROLLS DANG IT

[@jdaniel3068]

The entire atmosphere is exactly like having that first sleepover with a new friend. Its roulette and some of them were terrifying.

[@channelfandoms4112]

Wow.... Even though he said "I wanted to take a break from the parodies" he still continues to make something equally disturbing Edit: This wasn't meant to be hate plz just leave it alone this was a year ago 😭😭 I get it was his own experience!!

[@OriYow]

Waiting for that one comment 😶

[@austinwhite3132]

No …… kidding ….

[@TheGloriousPumpkin]

It's just beautiful poetry bruv

[@FinklePlays]

Don’t think you know what a parody is.

[@lynnhenderson1085]

I know

[@SuperWiiBros08]

is funny how he tries to make an average slumber party feel like if it was some psychological horror experience

[@TheHolyBoink]

It's normal to pray at a slumber party?

[@Ay0ubM]

@@TheHolyBoink I grew up in a Muslim community. It was weird if a family DIDN'T pray. I'm an Atheist now, but I guess I just don't get weirded out by religious stuff like a lot of ex-Christians.

[@alexvaldivia8356]

@@TheHolyBoink yeah, kind of

[@TheHolyBoink]

@@Ay0ubM Huh.

[@TheHolyBoink]

@@alexvaldivia8356 There wasn't a single prayer whenever I was at a friend's house even though most of them were Christian.

[@xJohnnyBloodx]

A kid not recognizing obvious signs of abuse and instead focusing on snacks is very accurate

[@Jaysmh]

I mean I would probably be concerned too if a man was just staring at me as he slowly eats his banana while I sleep

[@ThemindofOZIII]

@@Jaysmh that normal

[@mushieeii]

@@Jaysmh Same, but thats not what he was talking about.

[@Jaysmh]

@@mushieeii oh I forgot to read it again but you wouldn’t really want a man just staring at you as he slowly eats his banana while you sleep right

[@mushieeii]

@@Jaysmh Yes, i agree.

[@Hack3r91]

FUN FACT: MeatCanyon was at least 21 years old when this slumber party happened

[@hankhill2889]

His age is deliberately tricky to pin down. He is, more than likely, about 30

[@calcium1823]

“She approached me with her beautiful smile” Her smile: 👁v👁

[@calcium1823]

@Glich502ALT I’m flattered

[@lebronjames8653]

😂 Good one bro!

[@lilgoku5446]

@@calcium1823 😘

[@adonaiyah2196]

@Glich502ALT yes it does

[@lilgoku5446]

@@adonaiyah2196 😘

[@wn950]

The scariest part is that the mom didn’t give them pizza rolls

[@KingIrahaj]

🤣🤣🤣 Ikr. MeatCanyon took the words right out of my mouth!

[@gigachadsson7628]

Banana slices bussing

[@a14yearold]

There's dababy

[@maniac9554]

.

[@gigachadsson7628]

@@a14yearold yeah

[@allstarxx888]

Why is no one talking about the Fathers bruised Knuckles and the Mother slightly crying? Such subtle details create a much more disturbing story. I love it

[@bruh.4992]

*kzbin.info/www/bejne/oZCti6Zrbah0h6M* , ,

[@Lifeishard237]

I noticed that right away.. very fucked up detail 🥴

[@azreath2352]

Defo domestic abuse but I hope they doing fine

[@Papa_Straight]

@@Lifeishard237 nah it's pretty normal smh

[@crisrobles3425]

@@azreath2352 Prayer will get them through.

[@cgn833]

The animation is amazing point of view shots and that hallway scene was sooooo well done. Really a masterpiece

[@CezaMVO]

The most terrifying part of this story is that he didnt get pizza rolls

[@SparrowIZ]

do u is do u like Obama too??

[@randombaseddude9726]

@@SparrowIZ can you English?

[@cloudedmind7690]

@great day stop u bot

[@lazaresofthewest7678]

@great day ???

[@random_person8401]

Yeah that scared the sh*t out of me

[@2RG_]

This is basically every person named Luke in a nutshell.

[@DipseyDex]

Why is this so accurate 😆

[@AeroLMS]

I can imagine it lol

[@eunoiamorosis]

FR THO

[@willthebeast8002]

Bruh.

[@lukestar2218]

This not me at all bro 😭😭😭

[@thevgm5478]

"I wasn't gonna be the weird kid who sat alone at his friends house" Oh yeah, God forbid you to be the weird one

[@user-kw9hg9o]

''I had too much pride'' he says

[@tiktokers.8141]

*kzbin.info/www/bejne/o2q1lWhjja6nldU*

[@BruddhaGromby]

I like how the father is animated normal. That's the scariest part of this

[@recon.0]

The fact that he’s probably the scariest one out of the 3 but is animated normally just baffles me

[@namecomingsoon9517]

Imagine being that kid and seeing this “Is that how he saw me!?”

[@5050TM]

That's what I was thinking! This guy and his mom watching this like _wow. ok._

[@lilgoku5446]

STFU BLACK WALUUGI

[@arabianprince7508]

Plz I beg you my friend help stop Israel (modern nazis) terrorism against Palestine, I know it's not your problem but your gov is funding them, spread the message cause their strongest weapon is misinformation. If we together boycotted them they will be forced to stop like South Africa

[@gordonilaoa1275]

@@arabianprince7508 good luck. That region has seen war since the books of old. But just as the Romans were unsuccessful in destroying the religions in the region, Israel will not be able to destroy Palestine. Hope to see the end soon.

[@commissarvigil4806]

@@arabianprince7508 yes im also a hew hi my name jewman daniel jewman

[@DonutOperator]

Shoulda called DSS on her for treating you and your pokemon cards so poorly

[@sixty5926]

Love you donut

[@dinnercat1142]

Knowing how MeatCanyon videos are, I was expecting the Pokemon cards to be the last straw lol

[@OldieWan]

The most eerie part of this was the mom robe.

[@xninewxw7559]

Fatty

[@AdlerHarpy]

Never expected a gun channel and an animation channel follow each other.

[@jah2wavyaaa688]

"you missed your prayer hopefully you sleep well tonight" that shit scared me

[@bruh.4992]

*kzbin.info/www/bejne/oZCti6Zrbah0h6M* , ,

[@ZealousWins]

@@bruh.4992 stop.

[@freshfrozen3035]

@@bruh.4992 stop.

[@alokozay300]

@@bruh.4992 stop.

[@eaglekiller888dragon2]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/iaWmcpZ_Ztxknck

[@foreverofthestars01]

That was profound. What an amazingly talented artist you are. Beautiful.

[@NoOdL3z18]

Absolutely true story here, this reminds me of a sleepover I had that I will never forget. When it was 'sleep time' my friend and I were still talking, as per normal sleepover bed time. Suddenly out of nowhere, my friends step father burst into the room. With the only source of light being from the hallway, I watched him clench his fist and throw a punch at my friend. He yelled obscenities at him for not being quiet. His step father then continued further, pointing to an elephant stuffed animal and became enraged. "AND I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO THROW THAT AWAY, YOU'RE NOT A GOD DAMN BABY". He pulled my friend out of bed and repeatedly kicked him in the ribs and then back as he curled up in the fetal position. His step father left the room, slamming the door behind him, leaving my friend on the floor, quietly sobbing. I was absolutely terrified and wasn't able to say another word for the rest of the sleepover. The next day, my mother picked me up. Once we left the trailer park, I told her what I saw. On Monday, we were at school when the principal and a Police Officer entered the classroom and took me to the main teacher conference room where I saw what I assume were two child service agents, the school counselor, my friends home room teacher and my mother. I once again told them everything. My friends step father got 15 years in prison. My friend and his younger sister had to live with his grandparents and transfer to another school. He hated me after that and we never spoke again.

[@AllyBear3]

he might hate you but you saved him from further damage in the future.

[@chrisc6676]

I guess he preferred getting the shit kicked out of him ? What was his name?

[@---wq9xp]

You did something good, even if you didn't fully understand it at the time. Someday he'll realize that

[@caroljeeben7064]

You saved him. You did the right thing.

[@chrisdude119]

@NoOdL3z18 : he shouldnt hate you for that, for you practically saved his life. (your friends life, that is) i hope that his step dad got severely beaten up in jail, if not shanked. noone should beat up kids.

[@roygrimes9205]

In all honesty, that 40 count bag was literally meant for slumber parties. Seeing that she is caught in an abusive relationship, I'll forgive her this time. Next time that oven better be preheating to 425 degrees...

[@notatrollll]

Perhaps further abuse is necessary? Clearly she lacks direction from the lord of banana

[@shadow_of_thoth]

I'm pretty sure "40 count pizza rolls are for sleepovers" was one of the 10 Commandments from God, so apparently she hasn't been listening in church.

[@ethan6322]

@@shadow_of_thoth hallowed be thy name, pizza rolls while thou games, bananas are so lame.

[@sam9014]

“We have church in the morning” as someone who goes to my aunts religious old house to see my brother, that is nostalgic.

[@bruh.4992]

*kzbin.info/www/bejne/oZCti6Zrbah0h6M* . .. .

[@А4Топ-п3д]

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[@rippletea7143]

yess

[@narcleptik]

No

[@sontalks]

I love your SCP. For lonely people there. (Na I'm not depressed)

[@belugaman-qg5kx]

meat needs to make a whole series bro this is too good

[@animatedkaijuice259]

The dad is the only one with a coherent design yet has the most terrifying implications

[@seanA416]

Yes. That's what made it so fucked. Ahhh! (I loved it)

[@LGJ_Productions]

Can you explain?

[@RealTardskii]

@@LGJ_Productionsthat he might of molested Hunter? Idk lol

[@Thatsit222]

To put it shortly,he looks normal but it's implied he's ab*sive ​from the brusies knuckles@@LGJ_Productions

[@anthonyoliver418]

The parody is how children remember things compared to adults.

[@veryhot2382]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/hWS1mJ2eg8qmpZo....

[@lilgoku5446]

STFU Waluugi

[@lordvader6172]

@@lilgoku5446 That’s Anthony

[@lilgoku5446]

@@lordvader6172 No Daddy 😘

[@arabianprince7508]

Plz I beg you my friend help stop Israel (modern nazis) terrorism against Palestine, I know it's not your problem but your gov is funding them, spread the message cause their strongest weapon is misinformation. If we together boycotted them they will be forced to stop like South Africa

[@charliel3585]

I swear if this was a girl’s sleepover there would be a Satanic ritual or some kind of conjuring.

[@eaglekiller888dragon2]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/iaWmcpZ_Ztxknck

[@fish_fanning3008]

Lmaoo is that not normal, we always do some weird shit during sleepovers

[@abimorelikeapee]

right! it's quite fundamental

[@annsylum5365]

Yh me and the girls always do that. Typically before bed after we had our pizza rolls.

[@Oz521]

Or an exorcism

[@austinerthall1059]

This is still my favorite meat canyon video. I love the different medians and the life story told as a horror short. So good.

[@cryptthepumpkin3776]

"Luke's mother had a gorgeous smile." Meanwhile, Luke's mom:

[@bruh.4992]

*kzbin.info/www/bejne/oZCti6Zrbah0h6M* . .

[@virus8057]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/omjckK1vqNeHj8U;

[@Thankuforsubing]

You forgot the time stamp

[@mynameisjoedahand3008]

Meow.

[@ArizonaJoshua]

I believe Luke's dad had a gorgeous smile

[@arandomweeb1890]

The most disturbing part of this story is when the mom didn't give them the pizza rolls

[@lilgoku5446]

Boomer

[@dunkyfunky9478]

@@lilgoku5446 Boomer

[@arabianprince7508]

Plz I beg you my friend help stop Israel (modern nazis) terrorism against Palestine, I know it's not your problem but your gov is funding them, spread the message cause their strongest weapon is misinformation. If we together boycotted them they will be forced to stop like South Africa

[@awesomebacon1075]

@@dunkyfunky9478 2 year old

[@lilgoku5446]

@@arabianprince7508 fr?

[@StimpyPvP]

mario party feels strong man

[@bludilng]

this comment was 2 minutes ago and you’re getting likes so fast

[@coleslogic]

@great day stop

[@fluckter_600]

first like! got it.

[@pxxel197]

woah

[@cullencola5175]

MARCEL

[@yourvault1612]

This is why my mom never let me go on sleep overs. Not even once, even tho i cried and begged her.

[@Yo_Vuzzen777]

Your mom is a smart person.

[@enygma4722]

Me to if I wanted to that bad they had to come to our house or else it wasn’t happening

[@erikpetersen-chinguacousys1943]

Sleepovers are a rite of passage!

[@planescaped]

@@enygma4722 I'm guessing your mom was one of the parents other moms were afraid to send to their kids to then, lol.

[@Cordray.]

Dang I’m sorry. Sleepovers are fun, and can build up a kids social skills. Plus, kids are able to get out of the house

[@asdlom]

If this really is a piece of meatcanyon's childhood...then the animations make waaaayyy more sense.

[@adventuretime1344]

How so?

[@ConquerorOfMountains]

@@adventuretime1344 wdym how so?

[@adventuretime1344]

@@ConquerorOfMountains you've never heard that expression?? I mean like, why do the animations make way more sense due to this being a piece of meat canyon's childhood? Because that was a fucked up night, so it would make sense if his animations were fucked up too? You think that's what he meant?

[@Itsant33]

You mean perspective

[@ghostryu6662]

Obviously it's fake dude I mean some of it could be true but look at the video and think if it's real

[@FranDaMan1]

I can’t wait for the next story 😎

[@petelaws1732]

Bot

[@Eloistoomello]

Fax

[@sans3662]

Same

[@EnclaveFan]

Didnt know that you watch meatcanyon fran

[@fancyegg9538]

Hey Fran if u heart this it means you've seen me

[@theonlyrosy]

The portrayal of the religious household felt so uncanny to me…then I realized I was probably that kid whenever people would come to my house for sleepovers

[@rickschweitzer9845]

The mother crying while washing the dishes was a creepy addition to the nightmare of a sleepover

[@jiffy1002]

@Ur cool 😎 no one cares

[@MrBusterpalmer]

Im more pissed off she didn’t give him pizza rolls

[@kuswerdz]

of course the only logical response to seeing your friend's mom crying in the kitchen is "yo watch the blaziken"

[@treyburro5525]

Yeah, hilarious

[@amdonut8091]

As an 8 year old might react :p

[@TheGreenfire23]

@@amdonut8091 Literally lmao I'd be like "wtf is going on here..??? YO MY BLAZIKEN"

[@amdonut8091]

@@TheGreenfire23 😂😂😂

[@lilgoku5446]

@@amdonut8091 8 yr olds are the cutest

[@boltoms]

*#1 on trending! LET’S GOOOO!!!*

[@thatonedudekitz4767]

LETS GOOOO

[@manwithaplan2001]

LET'S GOOOOOOOOO

[@andrewprahst2529]

Lets go!

[@eqcell]

I'll pull up

[@mystic_spider]

dababy

[@Dr.Cosmar]

Well done. An innocuous story. Your artwork conveyed the anxiety that is present in a first sleepover with a friend *Chef's Kiss* . It seems inevitable, while in your friends house your friend has no anxiety...after all, this is their home. So they are energetic and flamboyant while you remain cautionary like an animal out of it's habitat. There is "meat" to it too. An air of mystery about the narrator. For example, "Did the narrator not ask his friend about bedtime simply because an early bedtime was a brand new experience for them? Or, was it because they respected the fact they were at someone else house, and perhaps their parents told them to obey the rules set there." I imagine the mother crying in the kitchen, perhaps the extra dialogue she gives is perception based. I think either it was happening or you thought it might be happening so it became an afterthought at that moment. You placed the height of the character appropriately, so I can tell they are a child (duh), but the point i'm making is. I could see how a child might not even be able to process that really. Which is why you zoned out on the pizza rolls? It must be annoying having strangers evaluate your work, but this one is really good. You thought about doing artwork for games?

[@Emma7846]

The father must be into arts and crafts with hands like that

[@SparrowIZ]

waht Is ur opinon on obama

[@TheBigR02]

@@lukeheffernan2022 it's almost like that was the joke. He deleted his comment

[@jamesb1988]

He's also got a spare hand in the freezer too...

[@The_Horizon]

Alternative title: My Last Slumber Party

[@fewsnow]

Yes

[@eventua11y59]

indeed

[@lilgoku5446]

Alternative title: Me faking a story for clout

[@Ineverlost_control]

@@lilgoku5446 you think this is real? Meat canyon is a parody channel

[@bobbinyuh8911]

This man commented on my Falling Monke video too bro wtf

[@KellanAndAriel]

I want another story!

[@lilgoku5446]

Same!

[@lilgoku5446]

U single bro? U lookin kinda cute

[@RandomUser00025]

@@lilgoku5446 lmao wtff

[@samjonen4010]

How the hell are you verified

[@RandomUser00025]

@@samjonen4010 Ptn j'avoue, you are right that's weird (no shade tho)

[@anobody8640]

WE NEED MORE STORYTIMES LIKE THIS

[@TimeBucks]

the comedy is just genius.

[@mae-mx1rt]

Eh its ok

[@krazymiloking484]

Haha funni video

[@yjxoxo]

it’s soo good

[@TaiheiyoLaila]

b u f o r d h e l e n @ t e l e g r a m

[@levarcox6514]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/f6KcnoWan5pgrqc

[@_hereforyou_4646]

The fact that he even over-exaggerates his own features makes him 10x better as a human being

[@bert7651]

Yeah, too many people flatter themselves with their cartoon avatars.

[@_hereforyou_4646]

@@Uglyprincw Yeah I figured, it was mostly a joke

[@skyebunny777]

Why cut the banana when she could have given you the full banana.

[@papalegba4449]

The phallic nature of the banana reminded her too much of her sexless marriage, chopping it up was the manifestation of her subconscious rage.

[@kaischrank]

@@papalegba4449 Definitely plausible.

[@ShouTan]

Cus only the father gets whole bananas...

[@imdiva.8757]

*kzbin.info/www/bejne/jIubmX2tndOmoas*

[@lilgoku5446]

@@papalegba4449 STFU

[@javathehunt790]

Please do more of these! There is nothing more unsettling and creepy than real life.

[@stonerabina0209]

You can tell this was a traumatic event cause he can still remember this

[@Minecraft-ti8ye]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z36voX-BqLN7a7c

[@DragonballBlack]

By far the scariest story you’ve ever told

[@browneyedummie.8321]

*kzbin.info/www/bejne/gZiYeaOPbtWod5I*

[@ghostface7669]

What's Poppin?

[@Jongong_01]

Lol there’s actually people that find this scary 😩😂

[@mikemodern9491]

.

[@Xoilic]

Factual

[@fleshbirdie]

God this was horrifying. The music, the ambiance, the pacing, the point-and-click indie horror game vibes... Tense situations in other people's households, while you flounder around feeling so out of place - it's a core childhood experience apparently.

[@wubzeez7319]

Especially having to go to CHURCH

[@moxxie4365]

Going to the bedroom for the prayer before sleep ? - YES - NO Me: YES *Luke's dad will remember that*

[@bkr1064]

Loved this storytime more like this! I wish I knew how to make videos like this this is absolutely amazing I love the animation and the style

[@ScuffedSoldier123]

I feel like Meatcanyon would be a genius to animate SCP’s

[@gabbiewolf1121]

If it weren’t for Monster Lab I’d think Meat Canyon would twist SCPs to be super cute and harmless to be the reverse of how he twists normal things x3

[@quinnzykir]

DO IT DO IT DO IT!!!!

[@excuseme5086]

What the hell is SCP?

[@TheRealBCereus]

I absolutely agree

[@sinecron6684]

SCP-999 would turn out to become nightmare fuel incarnate.....

[@thebutterstick8659]

The most disturbing thing about this is how he’s reading the book backwards

[@plaguedfrost1753]

It’s a manga...

[@gamermike111]

@@plaguedfrost1753 WAIT WH-

[@iSmackRatchets]

Can Tell You Don’t Read Manga 🤣🤣 Poor Child

[@MBMephisto]

@@plaguedfrost1753 what if this comment was Manga?

[@f0restg58]

dont forget the hunted peppa

[@forastero54321]

*Lets go to church!* Meatcanyon: an ocean of disappointment flooded over me.

[@yeet12937]

Why the heck would you do that at a slumber party smh

[@anon3550]

I think he got dissapointed coz he had to wake up real early

[@aprianichristinasiahaan2713]

Epic!! kzbin.info/www/bejne/aHrOoH6ep5uHqdU

[@Minecraft-ti8ye]

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[@backgrounds6779]

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[@thealienlikestf2]

this is so stylized i mean meat canyon was already stylized but the background adds so much not to mention i feel like meat canyon as a kid lol i love your vids man

[@alexanderthegreat1270]

I love the implication that the mother just confessed all of this domestic abuse to you and you zoned it out in favour of pizza rolls

[@Proserpira]

To be fair what kind of fucked up do you have to be to use a small child as your confidant

[@mado-wh4jv]

​@@Proserpira What kind of fucked up get stuck in an abusive relationship? She is a normal person who has committed worst mistakes than confident her problems to a fat kid

[@Proserpira]

@@mado-wh4jv If you think a child can serve as a confident for domestic abuse, you have no clue how traumatic that can be for a child.

[@mado-wh4jv]

@@Proserpira I don't, I'm saying that the people who fell in domeatic abuse are not thinking as straight as you and me, but is normal

[@Tootisepop]

@@mado-wh4jv because you have never been in a abusive relationship so stop being ignorant if you have no idea what it’s like to be in one … people have literally died for taking action by their “spouses”. Her talking to him could mean solace for her . Like God damn

[@TumbleWede]

Good thing: He's getting better at animation Bad thing: He's getting better at animation

[@lost_flower4412]

@great day stfu

[@Oz521]

this is literally me. Lol soon he’ll get picked up by someone and wont be able to make more videos for us

[@errortryagainlater4240]

"I'm sorry for crying, Mr Roberts hasn't been acting normal lately--" *"SILENCE,* WENCH. I *DEMAND* YOUR PIZZA ROLLS."

[@Minecraft-ti8ye]

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[@backgrounds6779]

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[@imdiva.8757]

*kzbin.info/www/bejne/jIubmX2tndOmoas*

[@Pumkin932]

Must be a true story because pizza rolls or food in general are all my kids give a shit about

[@TheeWeather]

Jesus another poor soul swarmed with bots

[@sludge-factory]

Every now and then, I remember this time when I was really small, and I was in the backseat with my brother and my mom was driving us home from the store or something, and it was really hot out that day. My mom saw this old lady walking on the side of the road, who appeared to be struggling with her bags, so she pulled over and offered her a ride home (because, ya know, letting a stranger into your car when your two small children are with you is SUCH a great idea to begin with), to which the lady reluctantly agreed, and she got into the backseat with us. On the way, the lady seemed pretty nervous, and as we got close to her house, she suddenly got the Hershey squirts on full blast all over the seat... And I just think, this is one of those childhood stories that probably explains a lot, lmfao.

[@Dev_solate]

LMAO

[@ryandoucette5388]

I thought she was nervous because she was a wanted criminal, but NOPE, she just had violent diarrhea.

[@AkaLxndon1]

“i want to take a break from the parodies” so he makes something equally creepy

[@cosmic7972]

It's creepier than the parodies

[@_.trollium._]

A parody of his life

[@channel45853]

He didn't say "take a break from psychological torture" did he?

[@channel45853]

@Wyeil Arbukle oH thats iT Youare mAking mE 😡 WitH the pcolgociall tocher!!!!!!

[@aspoon1]

The worst part about this whole thing was that perfectly good Blaziken card getting ruined

[@ethan6322]

Definitely the scariest part of the video, I screamed and had to cover my eyes for that part.

[@LeonExile05]

Do you think it was a holo and it was just hard to animate the shimmer? Because fuck all non holographic cards, bro.

[@shadow_of_thoth]

Not the Blaziken... Anything else would have been fine... Even my mint condition holographic Charizard... Anything but the Blaziken card...

[@jeromewitdafone]

This story shows how some families really use Christianity as a scapegoat for abusive households as portrayed through how Luke's mother is always crying as a result of Luke's abusive father. As a Christian myself, although this doesn't happen in my family its still pretty terrifying. I love it.

[@magicdog9523]

My dad was secular, respectful of all religions (which is one of the few things I give him credit for), and he terrorized my mom and I. Worst part is he allegedly supported women's rights, but it's clear he didn't actually put it into practice. I don't think religion or a lack thereof necessarily has a lot to do with this (though I guess conservative religion's focus on gender roles and such might help prop it up).

[@Tysandifer]

Yep proof that not all christians do like they should, no one's perfect but you can't be ay hypocrite. Its sad Thst even in my church they're are some who don't show up and "phone it in.. can't act 1 way in church then the opposite the rest of the week

[@gabbiewolf1121]

@@magicdog9523 Exactly. People can express their beliefs in abusive ways regardless of what their beliefs are. Yeah some beliefs lead to more abusiveness than others like culty beliefs, but those are in the minority. I think the one case where Christianity really was most often abusive was in its relation to LGBT kids, but that seems to be getting better quickly :D

[@gabbiewolf1121]

Heck even the Catholics are getting much better about LGBT stuff. It’s primarily the conservative Evangelicals and the Orthodox Christians who will hold out the longest

[@sirnetflix7162]

@@gabbiewolf1121 I’m Catholic, and while I give zero shits of how people choose to live their lives, I completely understand why any church refuses to accept the LGBT community. Most holy books say being a homosexual is a sin, and here are progressives asking the church to do gay marriages under God. It literally goes against the teachings of the Bible, Quran, Torah, etc. They shouldn’t be forced to agree to things that go against them as it really doesn’t hurt anybody.

[@Zachabruh]

The 3d elements are a really nice touch and the 2d interacts really well with the camera angles

[@skyfonnix8937]

"We have church in the morning." Meatcanyon: "I was not made aware of this."

[@arabianprince7508]

Plz I beg you my friend help stop Israel (modern nazis) terror against Palestine, I know it's not your problem but your gov is funding them, get information before judging and spread the message cause their strongest weapon is misinformation. If we together boycotted them they will be forced to stop like South Africa..

[@mydickisunbelievablysmallb7098]

@@arabianprince7508 lmao

[@b_a_5_k_i453]

Hi i just started a drawing channel I wouldn't mind your support😁

[@Funny-iq9bq]

@@arabianprince7508 I didn’t understand a Thing he said

[@CelestialSorceress]

@@arabianprince7508 jokes on you I support the Israel fully

[@stephanrichardson1003]

This video is a perfect example of "it's not what the story is that matters, it's how you tell it."

[@dariuspocanco]

I like how he doesnt try to make himself look drastically different and sticks to his style

[@Galliut]

I would have found it funnier if he made himself look like a token Chad.

[@AYYYY8D]

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[@Yourfacejkjk]

For some reason I find it very lovable that Meatcanyon makes all these horrifying videos but irl has standards of being a decent host to your guests (pizza rolls bit)

[@MasDog007]

When he’s done with the story and says “that’s where my memory ends” he still has a lot more in his book... What’s he hiding from us.

[@loyalzerg]

Ya but he starts in the middle of the book. The book is probably the story of his life.

[@loogi8264]

well he needs to fit it in more videos :)

[@SuperDuberBananaBomb]

I almost missed the bruises on the father's hands as he turns around after the prayer, it's a really neat subtle detail

[@kennethmassa6682]

No one else commented on it. That little detail and the mother stating he wasn't himself tell a story on their own. That's better writing than some full movies.

[@theramfam4353]

Wait what

[@garybrown2039]

I don’t get it, is it implying that he’s hurting himself?

[@ayden9836]

@@garybrown2039 I think he was an abusive husband or something. That’s why the mom said he wasn’t acting himself. That’s my guess

[@garybrown2039]

@@ayden9836 k thx

[@ComicalRealm]

This should be called "Meatcanyon: Origins"

[@lilgoku5446]

Stfu

[@jcjc592]

It's not an origin but okay.

[@bugisbonkers]

i’m serious when i say you should make more vids of your real life. these are so entertaining

[@narf1070]

That part with the pizza rolls was just incredibly funny.

[@sandwichman8865]

Bruh imagine if the real Lucas watched it and was like: “ wait a minute………..”

[@moon-cyclist4565]

@great day silence, bot

[@groowanderer]

@great day give it a fucking rest, yeesh. Every single thread. This place is turning into ddoi in the comment sections

[@sturdyblastoff9300]

I think the real Luca is looong gone

[@jackslepowron5905]

@great day trash

[@belowxero3071]

Luke*

[@wambamdew]

The bruises on the dad’s knuckles was a nice touch, after what the mom was saying.

[@Great_Lake_Surfer]

Oh god I never noticed till now 👀

[@guyfawkes578]

And his camel toe as well.

[@superior_bulge4045]

This was by far one of my favorite meatcanyon videos

[@Strange_ISO]

I’m convinced MeatCanyon can make anything seem terrifying and demented

[@KevKevtrash]

@Ur cool 😎 stop

[@mentallyderangedfellow4442]

Not a racoon

[@bigfenix8272]

"That's where my memory ends." Luke's father: "And mine begins."

[@JiMMy-xd8nu]

hey could you do us a big favor and report that ari Kh guy for spam? Thanks.

[@nofltr48]

@@JiMMy-xd8nu with pleasure

[@nofltr48]

But not because the content that he share tho

[@JiMMy-xd8nu]

@@nofltr48 I don't care, I'm sick of letting people get away with shit because "it's for this and that".

[@michaelheeheetler6117]

Don't worry guys I reported him for child abuse

[@LiterallyTheBatman]

"Luke's mother recklessly put the banana peels all over the Pokemon cards" *Pain*

[@intensehummingofevil]

i’m having a meatcanyon marathon and oh my god. i need more videos like these. i love hunter showing us his own personal experiences. horror as a genre has been so skewed, but this side of disturbing moments is true horror to me. i fuckin love this. please papa, if you see this, share with us your tales

[@missymiami6798]

This felt like a creepy story about a broken christian family

[@jaybirdsensations5663]

This was a creepy story about a broken christian family. Just a different pov

[@alchemicmercury]

Honestly do WHOLE Christian families even exist?

[@imissedthejokesorry3829]

K-kobayashi?

[@resikin]

@alchemic mercury Shhh. Nobody tell him.

[@AmbrociousXP]

Minus the secret incest and other things...

[@natethegreat1305]

How is he able to take just about anything and make it disturbing.

[@whyyoubullymepleasedontlea8545]

*kzbin.info/www/bejne/gZiYeaOPbtWod5I*

[@wrenlmao124]

It's a gift from the gods!

[@BusierMold58]

I know. I'll never see Protestant Christianity the same way ever again lol.

[@marcosflores2271]

The god gift

[@CrispyMilkk]

How he turned a 1 minute story into one series of unfortunate events

[@evo2542]

This is one of those memories where at the time and in the context of being a kid, you felt something was off, but when you got older and could look back at the memory as an adult, you realize how disturbing it really was

[@howard4558]

I don't actually get what's so weird about the story, could you explain it if you have the time?

[@daddy4sharx]

@@howard4558 I didn't really find anything horribly shocking. It's more of a slice of life story where you could tell that something was off. Mother is crying, father is scornful and controlling in subtle ways. There's a recurring motif of being watched

[@norbonius]

@@daddy4sharx Plus the dad’s purple knuckles at 3:10. I didn’t notice that the first time.

[@Ropewatch]

@@norbonius holy shit

[@ketofitforlife2917]

@@Ropewatch Yeah, that's what I just said lol, and the mom wears excessive amounts of makeup to hide the beatings. Notice the Blaziken card says "weakness, resistance, retreat" the things he felt during his childhood, but his father covered up with games and religion.... holy shit; good job MeatCanyon

[@TheGrumz]

dude... i absolutely love every single video you have ever made... dude i connect with you wow

[@wonttalkjc]

This is just a masterpiece. Terrifying but excellent.

[@MickeyBoyGaming]

Ok

[@MickeyBoyGaming]

This is strange what is that song

[@Oz521]

literally feels like im watching on a vr its creepy asl lol

[@marvingomez9564]

@@MickeyBoyGaming some religious spam bullshit

[@marvingomez9564]

@@MickeyBoyGaming some religious spam bullshit

[@alexgomez1245]

My fatass noticed them damn pizza rolls the moment he stepped in that fuckin kitchen.. I love this.

[@MogusMasterSaikawa22]

Cute XD

[@heyitsok123]

At least you're aware of your surroundings

[@RayRaeNonbinary1]

Same tho!

[@ignedeo5903]

Facts straight facts

[@Pizzamanrule]

I literally stared at them as soon he stepped in the kitchen 🤦‍♂️

[@TheToysThatWrestle]

I only ever went to two sleepovers, and they were both horrible. The first one was for a friend's birthday, and they had to get up early the next day for a funeral. Which is...normal, I guess. Then his Dad came and sat with us and talked about fitness for about 3 hours. The second one, the parents just had really loud, aggressive sex in the next room while my friend and I were trying to watch Indiana Jones.

[@air6448]

Hey you can't blame them for trying to get your friend a new brother.

[@adunce.5422]

I love the way you described this.

[@MymMars]

The show more button hid the second story, the show less button is how I felt once I read it.

[@blargsharge2417]

You’ve only been to two sleepovers

[@TheToysThatWrestle]

@@blargsharge2417 I don't like people, and I like friends even less.

[@ditzyjo8463]

I want more Papa Meat stories. Making a slumber party story weird and funny at the same time is a talent.

[@eqWillibrium]

It’s funny, there’s nothing really “disturbing” about this on paper, but that fucking monologue voice...it just adds a whole other layer of creepy

[@DoubleO88]

I mean the dad is pretty creepy just staring outside the door and the mother was clearly being abused crying for help from a kid who just wanted pizza rolls

[@zclary923]

Eh I'd say trying to make another kid pray with your kid and go to church is a little bit weird. I mean unless they were friends through church or bible study or something.

[@spacetacos7574]

That and the art and presentation

[@user-dw6xm4io1u]

@@zclary923 yeah that's super inappropriate. And the dad/mom thing... 😬 Disturbing

[@lizard5872]

Theres nothing wrong with a man staring at you while you sleep?

[@RyanTheLeader]

I love this

[@narwhal6041]

Whoa it’s Ryan here

[@limeguini3847]

Here before this blows up

[@eboyandrew5916]

h moment

[@randori-]

Get ready for the: "didn't expect to see you there "famous KZbinr"

[@deckardcain6375]

HAHA 49 minutes ago

[@JohnCena-zm2mt]

I can’t tell if only the characters are animated or if everything is animated cause it’s SO well done like the banana and cards look so real

[@lotionpotion1994]

background is probably made in blender or something

[@cbradley1391]

@@lotionpotion1994 alternatively, you cpuld probably use a 360 camra. Use actual footage and superimpose it in a digital rendering.

[@thisiswhatido8920]

It's 2d characters in a 3d environment

[@alexandersalarms5380]

Welcome to 3D modeling ..

[@princepriceless348]

I was always thinking in my imagination how meat canyon animated looks like and i was correct

[@Hakman78]

Looking back on sleepovers growing up there were some really weird moments. How like it was expected that you and your friends were going to stay up all night and make copious amounts of noise and the host family kind of had to just deal with it or continually get up throughout the night and grill us about being quiet. I rarely can say that I ever had a completely positive experience at one of these, my friends and I would be playing video games and watching movies until like 4am, and then by 6am they would be up again playing more games, there was never a phase of solid uninterrupted sleep. Then getting older and going to parties where it was agreed that we were going to crash at someone's house after a night of drinking it always seemed as if there was always one guy who was determined to see the sun rise, playing music, cracking open new beers, being a continuous presence to keep the others awake, or at least just me. Now over the past recent years of lockdowns and distancing, I don't socialize that much, I stick to myself, I sleep soundly, and I have no regrets.

[@dirkz.duggitz1567]

What's your cats name?

[@T.JAY.DEE.]

​@@dirkz.duggitz1567 😂😂😂😂