MY FIRST TIKTOK (Hogtok)

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[@PlatinumAltaria]

My daughter (6) said we should help homeless people. I told her that I'd pay a homeless guy less than minimum wage to mow my lawn for an hour. She said "How does that fix the socioeconomic problems that produce homelessness in the first place?" haha kids are crazy

[@notrod5341]

I did the same thing with mine. She told me the crash wasn't my fault and I need to let her go

[@PlatinumAltaria]

@@notrod5341 I fucking love that I get to be alive at the same time as you guys, you're alright.

[@notrod5341]

@@PlatinumAltaria The feeling is mutual

[@ylwfame9658]

BRO STFU YOU 6 YEAR OLD DIDNT SAY THAT 😭😭

[@Storse]

@@ylwfame9658 yes she did :)

[@boopers8758]

It's interesting how a lot of Republicans tend to be Christian yet have a hard time wanting to help the homeless. I'm sure Jesus Christ would be soooo proud of them.

[@praisethesun7255]

jesus christ famously said lepers and the destitute should pull themselves up by their boot straps

[@boopers8758]

@@praisethesun7255 "Fuck the poor" - Jesus Christ according to Republicans

[@idontwantahandlethough]

it's supply-side jesus!

[@mehdisilini7296]

Now I'm just imagining Jesus sending a huge ass bill to the people he healed. "You aint blind no more, time to LOOK for a job to pay for my services, pick those damn bootstraps up and get to work."

[@rycrgarcia]

@@praisethesun7255 that right brother! Many people don’t know this, but the real reason his disciples split up was because Jesus found out they were unionizing!

[@marioi.carrillo6264]

I like how a great deal of conservative american politics can be boiled down to "whatever makes the liberals mad" lmao

[@TheIntenseLime]

"A great deal" bro it's literally just all Conservative politics at this point.

[@bakermateo]

Spite is a conservative value. It follows hate, fear, insecurity, and self loathing.

[@nailinthefashion]

they literally are actively destroying the earth, the same ground they walk and sleep on, to pwn the libs i don't have much hate in me, but they really awaken it

[@CChissel]

@@nailinthefashion I mean, we are all destroying the Earth, it’s not just conservatives.

[@nailinthefashion]

@@CChissel no, some people are making more of an effort to try not to than others, and some of them are actively trying to puncture the ozone just for internet clicks. Do not equate that, it's literally dangerous.

[@vanessa-kl9ns]

“I’m a tik tak boy now”

[@EndymionMhr]

Femboy ya mean.

[@catgirlzoe5098]

The best part of these videos is watching Hasan's chat say "I can fix her" everytime a conservative women appears

[@nailinthefashion]

lmfffffffffaaaaaaaaaaaaaooooooooooooooooooooooooo i cannot even process that to say something funny. it's just perfection

[@changedmynamebcyallwouldnt..]

LMAOOOOOOOO that's the funniest shit ever

[@bigbawlzlebowski8886]

Mediocre white women for mediocre white leftists

[@rorycarroll7297]

@@bigbawlzlebowski8886 what

[@changedmynamebcyallwouldnt..]

@@rorycarroll7297 i don't get it either but as a mediocre white woman i would like to find myself a mediocre any race leftist

[@sebastian8278]

“Do not kill the part of you that is cringe, kill the part of you that cringes.”

[@QuantumTelephone]

Conservatives have been naturally selecting cringe for thousands of years. More cringe = more conservative pussy = cringe baby and so on

[@kevinruiz903]

- Mahatma Ghandi

[@justin__roderick]

-Jesus probably

[@porkfriedrice1530]

Email - fax

[@Sloxx701]

Did she literally just try to blame Biden for a giant slab of Ribeye that costs $200..... lol

[@andreabenton7798]

This shit is literally a meme in my house. My Twin siblings got a lot of homework? Blame it on Biden My brother forgot to buy makeup? Blame it on Biden My dog sleeps on my lap and doesn’t let me move my covers? It’s Biden’s fault god dammit 😭

[@Kaonno]

@@andreabenton7798 its the new "Thanks Obama" LOL

[@Darkdevil1584]

@@andreabenton7798 lol me and all my friends too.

[@nailinthefashion]

It never once crossed her mind that her own eating habits might be driving up the price, as she stuffed her cart full of beef month after month.. not even once

[@arby327]

@@andreabenton7798 Cant find that one FUCKING LEGO PIECE? Blame it on Biden

[@HiImTrace]

That one "story" about the 6 year old girl is from an OLD (talking 2012-2015) Facebook boomer meme. She said it word for word

[@rustyshackelford7651]

Yess I was gonna Google it for the exact phrasing but then she said it. People used to pretend it was a true story 🤣 🤣

[@Idontknow-vm1iy]

It sounded exactly like 2010 republican talking points

[@Frogylovescake]

We know that woman would call the cops if an unhoused person talked to her

[@nailinthefashion]

The woman was too stunned to speak--

[@jbibro]

I’m 55. I think the 1.1%, in the Hasan Piker demographic chart, is actually just me.

[@jbibro]

@@allyjay7395 I’m Gen X 1966

[@romazone101]

You're not alone brother! Radical lefty since 1964!

[@jbibro]

@@romazone101 Greetings, sir. 😁✌🏻

[@rycrgarcia]

@@romazone101 literally 1964

[@rustyshackelford7651]

The question remains ..does Hasan have even one Boomer viewer??

[@hammurabitheawesome674]

Damn going out, telling a random person "Let's go Brandon", and when they don't give a fuck explaining the entire thing to them means conservatives have hit a new low for not having any funny jokes.

[@nope5657]

I feel lucky I don't even know what that shit means.

[@nailinthefashion]

It's so dystopian. How bored and privileged does one have to be--

[@nope5657]

@@Vault-Born That's one of the dumbest fucking things I've heard in a while. And that's saying something. Conservatives have a way of constantly thinking they're being cool and edgy and clever when it reality they're always just being cringey boomers as fuck. It doesn't matter how old or young they are. Every single "clap back" conservatives attempt is just hardcore cringer boomer shit.

[@sswaifu1752]

Ironic

[@bookedroomer]

@@nope5657 they’re literally creaming themselves over saying something so innocuos because they’re pretending to live under a authoritarian regime that would punish them for saying something bad about it

[@fizzzycat4389]

6:12 seriously this is so accurate. I live in a very red state (like 80% or more republican) and before finding Hasan I felt really isolated, I don’t agree with the majority of people around me so who do I even talk to about my beliefs etc. It can be very isolating without an outlet like this. I’ve genuinely met people who said to my face it was a blessing that homeless people (who she only referred to them as “immigrants”) freeze to death where we live because it gets so cold and that in turn cleans up the streets. She also told me the only news she trusts is the war room with Steve bannon... and don’t even get me started on my anti vax family 🙃

[@tonyabrookes9931]

Wow. That woman sounds like a horrid human being. I'm sorry you have to be around that

[@romazone101]

Sounds like a nightmare. Get out of there! Come to Montreal.

[@probablyilliterate]

Literal ebenezer scrooge mentality.

[@justalostlocal]

It's comedic level of evil except it's real and makes me gay and depressed.

[@romazone101]

@@justalostlocal How would a level of evil make you gay?

[@kotacaelum9428]

i love when people say u have a 14 y/o girl fan base, bc ur chatters literally lose their shit anytime a woman is on screen. clearly they’re 18-24 y/o men 🙄

[@iamfukked7064]

fr

[@JauntyCrepe]

Honestly 😅

[@garbagetrash2938]

21 yr old coomer man ;)

[@karkarplays3798]

18 frrrr

[@soundofchasingdreams]

Exactly. xD

[@justified_wrath_21]

*average white woman* hasans chat: “i can change her”

[@TheIntenseLime]

Fr. Like theres literally millions of women that look exactly like that I'm convinced they just pump them out of a factory.

[@AquaticFlower2233]

they need better standards

[@rycrgarcia]

@@AquaticFlower2233 it’s a noble act to stoop that low and take one for the team for the sake of conversion.

[@iiiiii7739]

Right I would understand if it was like a model or something but it be the most average looking white woman

[@c0smicsnail452]

He's so cute while acting angry, we must protect Hasan at all costs

[@thegirlwithaplethoraofprob1477]

I was literally laughing so hard at his fake anger, he looked adorable

[@salim444]

he is hot, sexy and oh so strong

[@hwiatslgeord2887]

Y'all watch him just because he is hot...without the latter, he would have never been as popular considering how big of a dummy he is

[@thegirlwithaplethoraofprob1477]

@@hwiatslgeord2887 no... I watch him because we have aligning political views and he helps me keep up with current affairs, especially American news and media (I'm not American). His looks don't detract, nor particularly add to the validity of his opinions for me, though I can't speak for everyone. I watch a lot of people who aren't conventionally attractive because I like what their discourse - To assume that we only care about his looks says so much about you as a person.

[@ohuhokay8441]

@@hwiatslgeord2887 I’m sorry but I like women this ain’t hot tub girl following I actually agree with his views

[@tankfire20]

Imagine posting yourself harassing fast food workers, the people that have the most stressful and face paced jobs especially during rush hour.

[@Badtown1988]

We used to call those people hopeless assholes. Now we call them the “forgotten people of America.”

[@WithoutException]

Hasan’s triggered face in his duet looks like he expected a fart but took a shart

[@koda_dawgg]

conservatives making him shart

[@spec7441]

Poo poo piker at it again

[@codylujan]

kid: "i would help the homeless" conservatives: "we don't do that here" but seriously, even if her story was real, that's the type of indoctrination kid's experience. Its such a sad world.

[@jacksota]

What's funny enough is that I've originally read that, word for word, from Tumblr.

[@MikeZach]

Holy fk “chat is about to coom over a KFC bucket” had me dying

[@nailinthefashion]

To be fair kfc is really expensive so 🥲

[@jacklapierre1637]

weird that conservatives think "i have the same thought process as a 6 year old" is an own

[@beansfebreeze]

It's all purely aesthetic for them. Their political knowledge stops and starts at "it makes people mad"

[@martinn.6082]

How is that even fun? Making people mad is a bad thing, isn't it? I don't get it.

[@suckmyduck7029]

To be fair a fuck ton of Hasan fans who watch him for politics have almost as shallow of positions

[@billieeisenhower406]

@@suckmyduck7029 I rather have a society of people with "shallow positions" like pro gay rights and free Healthcare than a society of people who want an ethnostate.

[@fi3103]

To the “Why am I so anti-communist” guy, over 1 million Irish people who died due to laissez faire capitalism during the famine (which Britain WAS STILL taking food out of the country during the famine so in a way a man-made famine, to feed british capitalists and elites) and also the Irish people that were worked to death for capitalism in the british empire would like to have a word with you, that’s only one peice of this gigantic puzzle -Love from an Irish Enby pal ❤️🥰

[@faxonboy]

“Why don’t the homeless people work?” You have any idea how many homeless people actually do have jobs???

[@cat_inabasket1510]

And how many are working multiple jobs just to survive. I brought this up with someone and his response was just, "Well they chose that life," and no matter how hard anyone tried to explain to him that's not how it works he just,, in one ear out the other. It's painful

[@faxonboy]

@@cat_inabasket1510 "But Ben Shapiro said that all you need to do is graduate high school, not have kids outside of wedlock, and hold a job."

[@JauntyCrepe]

Imagine being pissed off that bigger slabs of meat are more expensive. Just wait until she sees how much half a cow can go for. Thanks Biden!

[@FlaviusTheGrumpyCat]

I work in a bulk store and yeah, customers do exactly that. Of course 12 pounds of meat is going to cost quite a bit.

[@MiaoNya]

It's almost like we're in the middle of a global pandemic, and corporations will inflate the price of their goods to meet their razor thin margins. Hogs will blame Biden, but not criticize the system which has brought us here.

[@DirkLasermaster]

"What do you mean you don't have kers* light?!?!?"

[@robertgarrett3980]

The per lb price has been that price for a while now , hell $13.99 is actual a little low! Its like they didnt walk in a grocery store or buy gas until Biden became Potus! lol

[@u_ub]

It should be even more expensive, the government subsidizes this stuff to keep people in business.

[@nailinthefashion]

8:05 it's crazy how she did that to her own brows but still feels that confident, truly

[@ThePurrplePuff]

Your eyeshadow is BEAUTIFUL!! Makes me feel like going on vacation ✈🌴

[@JoeARedHawk275]

Honestly I rarely ever talk about a person’s eyebrow, but wtf is that lol, she gotta get a whole new eyebrow

[@nailinthefashion]

@@ThePurrplePuff you're literally understanding the vibe and for that I cannot thank you enough 🥲🌿💘

[@nailinthefashion]

@@JoeARedHawk275 it reminds me of a Rottweiler. If that's your aesthetic, go for it, I'm literally inspired by clowns. But I'm still baffled by those brows

[@ThePurrplePuff]

@@nailinthefashion Of course! Thank you for the artistry!

[@Theslipperylemur]

I made a burner account and got to a swastika in 4 hours

[@Theslipperylemur]

😭😭

[@JauntyCrepe]

Holy shit

[@sucrow7659]

Yeah, the rabbit hole is insidious

[@sarina1234ful]

That reminds me of when I'd pass out watching documentaries on KZbin and waking up to qanon conspiracies far right videos. The rabbit holes and recommendations were wild back in the day.

[@willowtdog6449]

That is so very concerning. Younger audiences don't always have enough other life experiences yet to watch out for brainwashing bullsh*t. Sigh.

[@vantahawk2834]

This is how I wish that convo continued: "Welcome to the Republican Party!" _very smart 6y/o thinks again_ "Hold on, if everyone was willing to pay homeless people enough for them to afford their own homes, who would want to mow your lawn afterwards?" "Wait, what?" "In fact most people who do end up homeless already worked full time but their wage still did not cover their rent and basic needs." "Okay, who cares?" "It sounds like your system depends on a persistent class of struggling workers that must remain under constant threat of precarity for them to provide cheap labour and rents to you." "Haha, who says that?" "If nobody was at risk of homelessness, how would landlords squeeze a profit out of them? If everyone had some ownership and control in their workplace, why would they want to work for someone that denies them all that?" "Okay, you're scaring me, girl.." "The working class should own the means of production!" "STAHP" "Welcome to the Communist Party!"

[@awildmalik9000]

Leftist joke

[@goutamboppana961]

your hopes, too high

[@Noisy_Cricket]

Kid: If I were president I'd give all the homeless people homes. Mom: Okay, I'll give you $50 and you can give it to a random homeless person so they can put it towards a home. Kid: ... Don't homes cost, like, $200,000 and up? Mom: ...Well why don't you get one of them to come over and mow my lawn? Kid: ... Like... are you gonna buy the lawn equipment? And alot of the homeless people are like 60+ and don't seem that able bodied... Also... I don't think mowing lawns would pay for a home? Can't we just cut the military budget? Mom: WELCOME TO THE REPUBLICAN PARTY!!!!11!?

[@donwanna3906]

This comment is severely underrated. The strawman-ship of her stupid fucking made-up story had me clawing out my own ears.

[@inbou4531]

i remember a time in high school we just started debating homelessness in english class and i couldn’t believe people were actually questioning why homeless ppl don’t just go get jobs. i don’t understand how conservative’s brains work tbh

[@willowtdog6449]

If you don't mind me asking, what is going on in your picture?

[@inbou4531]

@@willowtdog6449 it’s taylor swift doing a duck face in front of jeffree star after his car accident

[@azazel6768]

I still cannot get over the fact conservatives love the Fortunate Son song which was an anti-establishment protest song disavowing the Vietnam War. I'd say that protest is patriotic but knowing the context conservatives might not be too happy with the meaning behind the song.

[@Free.zen.]

They love to say “context matters!!!” But it doesn’t really to them

[@landshark3509]

It's basically a proto-punk song in its themes an yet conservatives are all "woo yeah I ain't no Fortune Son" and they have a million-dollar construction company that's killed at least 40 people by cutting corners I think the guy in this video was a leftist using the song because of this exact phenomenon

[@OmniRadio]

DUDE I'VE BEEN SAYING LETS GO BRANDON AND I THOUGH WE WERE JUST RANDOMLY HYPING UP SOME RANDOM DUDE NAMED BRADON 💀💀💀💀💀

[@romazone101]

oops!

[@maxfeder6898]

😂😂😂😂

[@PartnershipsForYou]

Brandon, wherever you are, let’s go.

[@ultimatesportsmedicine4395]

@@romazone101 ctfu

[@foreverwander0320]

I don’t think ballots have to be refrigerated at a consistent temp and administered by a medical professional.

[@TheFatPunisher]

I'm from rural ohio, can confirm that Hasan has fans that aren't bicoastal elitists.

[@thomasaltman4320]

Solidarity from Suburban Ohio.

[@idontwantahandlethough]

you betcha, Minnesota too

[@Juniversal]

Cincinnati ohio here.

[@Kujaguy]

Fairfield Ohio represent

[@probablyilliterate]

@@Kujaguy home to one of only 3 remaining Cici's pizzas in the state. Fun fact.

[@revenge3265]

I demand tik tak thirst traps or you're cancelled Hasan!

[@huethebest2694]

Hasan out here making tic tacs

[@jadetortellini6150]

The only thing that "upsets" me is the unvaccinated part. But even then I'm more just, really annoyed at this point. Like yeah, okay, you've helped propagate an easily avoidable pandemic and caused hundreds of thousands of deaths. But please just stop screaming "let's go Brandon" in public and don't stand next to me I just want to get my peanut butter and leave

[@MiaoNya]

Based because all I want is my peanut butter too

[@suckmyduck7029]

People hate on unvaccinated people way too hard tbh, it's the anti-vaxxers that literally go out of their way to try and convince other people on social media n stuff that are bad

[@saturationstation1446]

vaccines made people think (very incorrectly) that they could just go back to not distancing or wearing masks. even if they have some measurable positive effect (they dont) , the fact that vaccinated people were mostly the ones who went back to standing shoulder to shoulder by the tens of thousands at sporting / music events and continuing to spread the virus to feed their entertainment addictions makes it impossible to put the blame on those who didnt vaccinate and are likely still in heavy isolation.

[@steveno4871]

What can you do? People are greedy. They want to do barely the minimum to get their fix and there’s some people that don’t even want to put that minimum effort and still get their fix. So, litteraly anti-vaxxer.

[@saturationstation1446]

@@steveno4871 so let me get this straight, you advocate for genocide because people dont want to take a vaccine that hasnt done a single thing to prevent the thing its for? people are absolutely terrifying. and you all claim to be the better parts of the species lmfao. "you need a vaccine, but you dont deserve to have food, sleep or clothing" weow so concerned for peoples well being.

[@fartcrusader841]

conservatives: "how can the pandemic be trump's fault" also conservatives: "meat expensive!!! meat expensive!! thanks biden"

[@mohammedrehaan2811]

I cringe when conservatives think "let's go Brandon" is funny

[@princessaria]

I just don’t get it. No one is stopping them from saying F Joe Biden. They could literally just say it.

[@probablyilliterate]

@@princessaria "the enemy is simultaneously weak and strong" fascist propaganda at work. "Joe Biden is destroying this country and Democrats want to censor everything but also they can't tell me what to do and he's just a senile old man with no authority." Also conservative humor is just really bad & that plays a part in this.

[@andywalsh6202]

I’m out of the loop what is let’s go Brandon

[@probablyilliterate]

@@andywalsh6202 they say it instead of Fuck Joe Biden. It comes from a Nascar race, where the winner was named Brandon. A reporter in attendance thought they were chanting Let's Go Brandon, but it was actually the other line. It's really stupid & juvenile, as are most Republican ideas.

[@willowtdog6449]

@@probablyilliterate I had no idea it at least actually came from someone mixing up the phrases. Still mind-numbingly stupid, but makes a tiny bit more sense.

[@MayTheFoxBeWithYou]

Me, finding myself smiling at Hasan being goofy: Oh no. We're in deep.

[@itsafish3235]

Parasocialparasocialparasocial

[@lukusblack6442]

Why do Magat women all look like depictions of wicked stepsisters from comedies? What really baffles me is these people, and their beer-guzzling uncle-husbands are able to breed like it's going out of style. I had to look up 'let's go Brandon'. That's some funny shit. I love it. rofl

[@KatoLuver]

Republicans: “helping kids lose their empathy one step at a time! 🥰”

[@EnthusedPotatoes]

Holy shit that homeless joke dragged out longer than the average antivax kid's lifespan.

[@xenosbreed]

Wasn't there an entire children's movie, Balto, about delivering polio vaccines? That was in 1995, mailing life saving medication is a thing lol

[@xKanadeTachibanax]

You should look up why they mailed it, it was just for fun it wasn't actually efficient

[@mikeymasters8459]

I’m in a deep red maroon state, and Hasan you’re my outlet.🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

[@Idontknow-vm1iy]

Been supporting has from Texas for a while now lol

[@UnorthodoxIndividual]

Truly disgusting that some "radical liberals" would do such a thing smh

[@elizabethmarie5269]

the voting by mail vaccine comparison video was probably the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard in my life my head hurts

[@PlatinumAltaria]

Literally "people should have choices" therefore "I should be able to choose whether I want to kick puppies, ya dang librul". Classic motte and bailey argument.

[@None_the_Spades4902]

20:15 THANK YOU Hasan for clearing the Polpot thing for us Vietnamese. Me and the other 5 Vietnamese viewers will always support u

[@Vienna3080]

My favorite part about the guy who says he hates communism is when he says he hates communism because of Pol Pot, even tho the United States funded and supported Pol Pot while North Vietnam and Ho Chi Minh literally were the ones fighting against them and defeated them in the first place

[@justalostlocal]

Starting to think Azan is addicted to Tiktak.

[@goblinbabe]

It starts hitting when good shit hits the for you page.

[@tanvvir8996]

Kit-Kat

[@justalostlocal]

@@goblinbabe I'm already addicted to KZbin, Tiktok will be the death of me. Won't ever download that stuff.

[@sswaifu1752]

Hi there ! Remember me ?😼

[@candybetta4061]

The way he says "I just made a TIC TAC!" heals my soul

[@DrMtnPepsiColaSprite]

Yep my mom is exactly the way you said about being chewed up and spit out. Whenever I tell her about the flaws in our system or solutions, she's just like There's nothing we can do. Yeah okay mom that's how we got to this point in the first place. Too many adults think they're safe from politics if they ignore them.

[@MasterlessVagrant]

That kid is gonna grow up thinking houses cost $50.

[@TihetrisWeathersby]

The Let's go brandon meme is so lame

[@lukasp5892]

Shout out to all my red state leftists out there 🙏 greetings from Tennessee lmao you’re far from alone

[@cptKamina]

You're from tennessee and a BVB fan? That's awesome! :D

[@gammaphoenix5893]

Why are they in a red state then. Shouldn't they move to blue states. Since they hate Republicans so much.

[@authoraves]

@@gammaphoenix5893 ah yes let me just uproot my entire life and move to a whole other state with my non existent finances. Solid argument.

[@TheMosdef25]

@@gammaphoenix5893 dumb take

[@cassthegodslayer3372]

@@gammaphoenix5893 yeah and how can I afford to leave? Red states only benefit those who already have money not those whose families settle from other places. My family retired down south but now that I'm an adult I can't just leave. Rent has gone up since 2020 and it's cheaper to stay but when I can afford to uproot, I'm out

[@urbanmasque]

MY woke black israelite uncle tried to tell me the same shit when I was younger. He was annoying but his stuff was always entertaining at the least and interesting to hear. Also the thing about Lincoln being on the penny as a copper depiction (versus the silver of the other coins) with his back facing AWAY from the other presidents is tied into the educational tale. It I'd admittedly intriguing. But funny enough It wasnt framed as Lincoln turned his backs to them, the other presidents turned away from Lincoln. Do it, take all the coins out of your pocket, put it on a table and put Abe on the far right. It looks like they've tarred him and are clearly shunning him. All for freeing the slaves. Black folks man, we got some lit hot-takes Hasan. Im sure you'd find it entertaining.

[@idontwantahandlethough]

I've never wanted a conspiracy theory to be true _so badly._

[@urbanmasque]

@@purplepete9505 his parents and grandparents were puritanical Quakers from England. How far back do I have to go in his lineage to get to 'Egyptian'?

[@urbanmasque]

@@purplepete9505 Hard to detect sarcasm via text with strangers. Also, there are a lot of trolls and fucking morons floating around KZbin comments, makes it doubly hard to discern genuine sentiment. I'm glad you were kidding, but was it REALLY that much of a leap for me to assume you weren't?

[@professorkaos62]

I love when hogs use Fortunate Son in a pro-american video. It's almost as good as Trumpers playing Killing In The Name of at Trump Rallies

[@fedoraspeaks8962]

We leftists need to reapropiate these songs. And bring they're meanings back.

[@chrisn4556]

I need some more Hogtoks straight into my bloodstream

[@LettuceGod1]

I love watching a video from a Hasan clip channel and then watching almost the same video on Hassan’s channel lmao.

[@Chase_Ryan]

Making a Joke about democrats not being able to afford a peloton bike but they republicans literally cry about the price of everything being high.

[@j-dubb614]

Imagine being so shallow you can define the entirety of your being on the front of a T-shirt.

[@zacconeacademy1883]

As part of your red state audience, thank you for what you do

[@SanFranFan30]

Lol "I hate communism because it's socially acceptable" ok dude.

[@halcyonmidnight7446]

Finally, the scales have been heavily tilted in the other direction on this platform for a long time. Please also learn how to condense your takes into stuff goldfish can digest.

[@concerned7563]

LMAOOO best description of tiktok politics

[@MikeZach]

Hasan needs to get these vivacious and bright minds on the show, and instead of destroying them in the marketplace of ideas, see who can chow down the most chicken.

[@rebeccasands1452]

I like how your look is segueing into Mac Demarco. From buff chad to indie slacker prince.

[@seniorspooks9963]

Best move he could've made to get a crystal mommy

[@racertreycer4231]

6:17 this is absolutely true dude, I live in Utah where the majority of people (including my friends) are Mormon, and conservative. I’m glad that Hasan said this; because now I don’t feel as isolated.

[@goodboiadvsp3297]

Joking around with retail workers should be a hate crime

[@cutedarkarts]

11:20 the absolute stupidity. Not to mention that they couldn’t legally do that because you need training to be prescribed ANY self-injections, and you need to be trained by a medical professional in office, and at that point they might as well do it at the office. My GW doctor wouldn’t prescribe me injectable hormones unless I got that training and signed paperwork about it.

[@ScorpioXVirgo]

And the COVID vax has to be climate controlled like in no way is it equivalent

[@periodicgaming5159]

5:33. The irony of a conservative proudly singing an anti-war, anti-rich song is not lost on me.

[@evenoddridge4829]

He was wearing a hammer and sickle hat

[@periodicgaming5159]

@@evenoddridge4829 Ah. I didn’t realize that. Oops.

[@anactualfingbottleofranch747]

"Let's go brandon" "Sir this is a Culver's"

[@danielsierra4768]

I love when hes in this mood shits hilarious

[@opielee847]

5:50 me, im proof. im a cowboy/welder and im from boondock Alabama and a communist

[@pandaman2840]

Cute seeing the elderly learn technology to connect with the kids better

[@altkitty135]

Hasan I thought it was great, the awkwardness makes it so much better lol

[@justified_wrath_21]

i think hasan is addicted

[@nailinthefashion]

you aren't? >.>

[@anthonyw6092]

Can confirm, my friend and I are from Nebraska and love Hasan.

[@willieschick7315]

This video was great, me ad my dad died at the libertarian rant lmao

[@MaddMaddox77]

I live in Michigan, I doubt the majority of hasanabi fans are "coastal elites" haha

[@3nbyBl3uI3I2]

Google ad: "Are you sick of everyone hogging up the internet?"

[@sodoney]

This whole video made me laugh and I needed to smile ty

[@Josh-ig7dg]

I am from Mississippi and I support the HasanAbi Broadcast. We exist. Better Red than Dead. ☭

[@JacobHillSBD]

“Abraham Lincoln was a black man” reminds me of that bit from the Eric Andre show “Black Scientologists”

[@marenaanderson6122]

this is the best youtube video ive seen in a while, thank you!

[@lucaswickmansound]

Hasan is the cool older cousin we all want

[@blazingmonolith4323]

Please no more tik tacs Hasan, your breath is already fresh enough.

[@autumngraves4322]

Hasooni should make tik taks explaining the common misconceptions of communism vs capitalism cause that would blow up

[@Meow-oo7yk]

I work in the fast food industry and while counting the registers there was a $10 bill that someone wrote on “Trump 2024” and “hang Biden.” I’m just like, what fucking possess people to do that shit

[@michaelmo-ri-ar-ty1016]

I LIVE IN MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENES DISTRICT AND I AM A SOCIALIST!!!!

[@lilianaingham6279]

god i love Hasans laugh

[@kayleeyates27]

6:13 I’m born and raised in Texas. I believed everything my parents told me (like most of us do) and didn’t start questioning anything about religion or politics until I got to high school and then I started realizing everything my parents said was not only wrong, it was racist and homophobic and transphobic and whatever else there is lol. During the pandemic I stoped eating meat and officially stopped doing organized religion without feeling shame about it. I cannot tell you how much Hasan means to me. I feel so alone in my little town with all these white little nazis. To have these things validated by someone so poignantly and comically is helping me learn more about politics than I ever did in my one semester of government.. one semester.. it was shared with economics but still. Damn. That shit should be a lot longer than 3 months 🥴🤦🏻‍♀️

[@dontuserachelslurs]

omfg if I have to hear one more idiot say "let's go Brandon" and then IMMEDIATELY explain what it means I'm going to go insane

[@gregoryferber3231]

Pull weeds, mow the grass, and rake the leaves for $50. Your cheep. Stop underpaying workers and maybe they could buy a house and food.

[@AimeeAimee444]

It’s goofy fun! 😂🥸. I’m so owned by those MAGGOTS. 🤣😆

[@Sizifus]

"What are those, tic tacs?! Gimme some" "There ain't no mo, I ate it" "Selfish prick, I'm dyin' 'ere"

[@joecook1989]

I love how Prezoh actually belly laughed at the TikTok in chat 💬 at 8:01 lmao

[@justified_wrath_21]

3:03 💀

[@justified_wrath_21]

tic tac famous

[@check2765]

That one dude summed it up perfectly: "From the sounds of things, its sounds like you hate getting bitches."

[@xedniw23]

I love when some has to explain who Brandon is....

[@PlatinumAltaria]

"Who's Brandon?" "No, it's a way of saying 'Fuck Joe Biden'!" "Why don't you just say that? I say that every day."

[@fawamaco1848]

I literally have no idea who Brandon is but I keep seeing conservatives say his name.

[@fawamaco1848]

Well actually I know cause of the comments.