My First Wedding by Joe Cook of the Pacific Northwest

So this guy shows up with questionable taste in fashion, and we were like, "Well, can you play lead guitar?" He puts on this acoustic, plays these little spurts, and we go, "good enough." The guy kind of had a vibe like he thought he was pretty cool, but in the end we got the take we were looking for. The song (rather than the above), is a true story as far as anyone can be certain, coming from a written statement by someone in the Edgerton family tree document called "Meet the Edgertons." It helps to realize none of the shadiness we may now attribute to the lyrical content did NOT result in the passing down of related genetic information, meaning Nora didn't have kids.