My Friend Became The Worst Minecraft Mob

honestly really don't get why they added it
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Allay voiced by Loki: / huskymoment
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The Worst Mob in Minecraft - Minecraft on SMP Online

[@Ryhon]

Why did they code this mob like this

[@JKL1805]

Thats What Im Sayin!

[@g7ant]

Thats What Im Sayin!

[@ethancate8462]

Thats What Im Sayin!

[@Choomba78]

Thats What Im Sayin!

[@UVZK]

Whats Ihat Sm Tayin!

[@starburst7681]

We've come full circle to Fred being funny again

[@thecasualparry7797]

Fuck I didn't even realize. We're all doomed, DOOMED I tell you.

[@owenrules6993]

True 😂

[@tacothedank]

Oh my god it's WEEZER

[@quackiduck2887]

@@tacothedank you really disrespected the fred lore with that one, its actually "OH MY GAMMIT ITS WEEZER!" how dare you, this is the most serious thing ever.

[@tacothedank]

@@quackiduck2887 May the Lord grace my wretched presence

[@torgor_]

the settling feeling of dread when I slowly realized the bit would go on for the entire video

[@mcyodo]

What bit? I thought Carson was just checking out the features of the new mob

[@birbloveromega5555]

Damn so did I

[@morcoroni]

imagine watching this live, it just kept going 😭

[@rmod8]

Back-to-Back these videos have made me laugh like hell, thanks :D

[@rattfish]

i dont remember Fred being like this

[@o0CalebBrown0o]

I had a writhing headache and this made it worse kinda.

[@D3NPC]

*staring blankly* F[ree car!] I think I'm into tsunderes

[@TheSeabornGaming]

What a helpful guy

[@parkerjohnson3122]

The first time they tried imitating Navi they sounded like cosmo from fairly oddparents

[@yaboicreamy5227]

Fred spiralling into drug abuse

[@damaan1243]

What annoying orange video is this

[@CatSizedPuma]

Reminds me of jason the egg

[@bookmaster_vp]

Bro sounded like Theodore the chipmunk

[@HAGATANA]

This is too fricking good XD

[@boudreauxlee8090]

Someone PLEASE animate this.

[@biggusgearus]

"HeY gUyS, voTe tHe aLlAy. iT looKs sO cUTe, loL!"

[@catattack885]

What voice changer were they using?

[@tw3rqy730]

This is the perfect video to watch while eating leather

[@JuanGomez-uh9on]

More of a cloth guy myself

[@sneebert]

i watched this video while eating bones

[@marvintg2002]

Mmm Linen... Like that president

[@xxak47xx18]

I agree

[@sporkyone]

om om om om…..

[@TheRunningSongs]

The first words out of his mouth sums up the allay perfectly.

[@snagglesnorf]

Hey! Listen!

[@theziggy3797]

Why would mojang publish a mob with such profanity

[@DapperArbiter]

Such evil

[@superbib7652]

This is how the allays took over minecraft. Through the sheer power of a wither, the sonic wrath of a warden, and the many ender dragons of the outer islands.

[@hexogan5467]

You know, I really like this 19641cfa-8908-4837-d9e8-e6f9746585a7a1 guy! I hope we get to see more of him on the server!

[@Bobbies1]

Is that a Windows XP key?

[@smugbowkid9919]

I feel like canonically the Allay is an unbelievably powerful being that exists in a perpetual state of… whatever that was.

[@vrtr]

is that an mc account hwid

[@FlareDrafox]

It’s the OFFICIAL allay’s real name

[@thetrashmann8140]

I love this SHA hash!

[@gamermanv]

This is literally Fred 2022

[@user-ej2wc1we5z]

Kanye west is a well informed indivdual

[@kaaiitlin]

whenever someone mentions an Allay I get this weird ringing in my ears

[@J_dnvg]

They removed Herobrine but with his absence...a far....greater threat emerged.

[@memethanYT]

Heroin?

[@creeperjo7]

@Can’t think of a good channel name. did you watch the video?

[@horrorunitgames3987]

they never added Herobrine its a myth. don't believe me? extract the game files of Alpha 1.1.1, he doesn't exist in the files so he CANT be a real thing, if its not in the files its not in the game its simply impossible

[@Mental_health_first]

Heroine

[@EdgarAllan2pointPoe]

I didn't even know what an Allay was before watching this video and I still don't know what it is.

[@o0CalebBrown0o]

Its this

[@Darian..]

its when

[@emilgirginov9848]

Carson's 5 year old impression was painfully accurate

[@Mad_Ancient_Computer_700AD]

lmfao yes

[@Trident_Gaming03]

He was using a voice changer

[@kcrambler4426]

@@Trident_Gaming03 no man or reel

[@alexanderblack5626]

@@Trident_Gaming03 naw

[@BobbinRobbin777]

How else could he do the discord moment that almost ended his entire fucking career and made almost everyone he knows and loves burn all of the bridges he had spent the past 2 years building?

[@thegeek0017]

It’s cool that Mojang recorded unique voice lines for every player and unique scenario possible

[@jakeplaysyt8000]

I’m not saying that the Copper Golem or the Glare were better (they sucked too), but I AM saying that this thing sucks ass. Truly the worst mob in the game (including phantoms).

[@CallMeCarsonLIVE]

Yeah and don’t even get me started on the allay’s voice lines…

[@Spoinkus]

@@CallMeCarsonLIVE bro why did they code it like that bro? For a little buddy he was so mean lmao

[@Bobbies1]

Copper golem best mob

[@morcoroni]

@@Bobbies1 fr i can't believe golem gang lost to this thing 💔

[@thiccfil-a]

@@CallMeCarsonLIVE I just don’t know why they would put that in!

[@turbostrike1632]

This whole bit was like "what if a fairy had the personality of Jesse from Breaking Bad".

[@umbrellaisaac]

jesse we need to cook the allay and have it served at los pollos hermanos

[@smokeyplane3285]

@@umbrellaisaac allay wings and barbecue sauce

[@epiccal21]

Whoever was doing the voice with the filter deserves respect, the way he sounded is the peak of comedy.

[@beercansam2304]

I think it was quacks, but man, it was hard to tell

[@beercansam2304]

Actually nvm it was Loki

[@dakotahondalock5621]

I still can’t believe how vulgar Loki talked as the allay compared to him normally

[@this_is_fine145]

Finally a rated M mob. Now the game feels more adult-friendly. Well done Minecraft.

[@LiLGhostPlays]

Damn I haven't laughed this hard in a while

[@Ali9-9-9]

This kinda has the old vibes i like it

[@OmegasAlphaYT]

This is my personal peak of comedy. Loud, annoying, random garbage that most people would get extremely agro at.😂 I love these videos! Keep it coming Cargskin!

[@SarudeDanstorm]

You need to do a part 2 of this, I have never laughed so hard.

[@aedaniammx7559]

When Mojang said they were making a mob that bullies you, I was like, “This isn’t how *I* remember minceraft.” But then I saw it in action and it quickly rose to fame favorite mob. Love the stinky guy.

[@aooga9995]

yeah i love the creeper

[@saikouamvs]

2:32 in and this is horrid…

[@Mental_health_first]

Best moments (timestamped) 0:45 fuck, shit 2:00 little buddy has LAVA 4:34 want some bedrock? 6:20 thanks for 11 months 7:45 heroine 8:40 shut up 9:00 heyyyyyy 9:27 canonically killed

[@JKL1805]

One of the funniest videos I have seen in a while

[@Epsilon_Rue]

The birch sign bit at 1:15 had me ROFLing

[@hxil_to_the_kxng]

"Why'd you stab me?" "My bad, I'm an allay" But anywho, I'm loving Carson's editing with his videos :)

[@CrazyWS]

The alley would totally be a character that seems innocent in a friend group but 1 on 1 just curses you out

[@kdej-si4vo]

I want a little buddy that curses at me and throws my belongings at me after stealing them

[@quackergod]

What a nice allay with the name 19641cfa-8908-4837-v9ea-e6f97465a5a7a1

[@guy_1698]

8:35 sounds just like the laughing sound effect lmao

[@AubreyMK]

this 19641CFA-A908-4837-B9EA-E6f97465A5A7A1 fella is sure a dubious little fellow, I think he could come on more

[@ethancate8462]

Bro typed the whole thing out 💀

[@o0CalebBrown0o]

on what?

[@AubreyMK]

@@o0CalebBrown0o more

[@ethancate8462]

@@AubreyMK who's more

[@o0CalebBrown0o]

@@ethancate8462 more mother ahahah

[@cadehol]

The idea that this small irritating mob would constantly swear like a sailor is so incredibly funny to me~

[@tylermartinez2114]

Legit lost NNN to that mob

[@Thiollier_1]

if you give the allay your cum does it not *have to* get more?

[@EthelonYT]

HUUUUUUUUUUUHHHH??

[@squid2981]

Leave the comment section

[@welcometothefuneral]

Ayo?

[@naukkarais]

there is 132 pieces of r34 of allay

[@pikafan100]

Carson we NEED the Allay in the next video PLEASE. They're so funny and leather-like that I honestly think I'm in love...

[@ezralive]

He clearly doesn't like it!

[@nathanielbking8882]

This bit went on for so long, I slowly began to believe that the mob was actually programmed this way

[@yuminesse]

Maybe you should try returning the Allay, mine just kept saying slurs

[@haazmat]

Can we have atleast one mob vote that's NOT controversial? Actually no mob votes at all? I want my damn Iceologer. It was a hostile pillager mob, he had all the rights to be annoying, it was perfect.

[@vibevizier6512]

Yeah :( I really like the Allay as a mob, but the other two in that vote were also INCREDIBLE so like. Ugh. I enjoy my lil pal, but the copper golem and glare would also be nice :(

[@sboy2044]

@@vibevizier6512 Randomized redstone was already possible. Unstackable item sorting wasn’t.

[@xperr7]

I wanted to die when this happened live. Why did I click on the video

[@o0CalebBrown0o]

What about the vod

[@bensharpe64]

3:55 Just watching the allay fly away at mach 2 fucking KILLS me

[@jbezoarjr5269]

dude im actually crying, this video was so funny lol it had me dying, amazing video as always ❤

[@swamprat1545]

There's a reason why there locked up in minecraft

[@yazanhussam8182]

Yes..they are too powerful to let be free.

[@Take5JLW]

Don’t know if it’s your new group or rapid brain decay but your content is funnier than ever Carson!

[@cinnamonoa]

damn the allay kinda sounding like fred figglehorn

[@deancluley9483]

How did we regress back to high pitched voice comedy

[@CallMeCarsonLIVE]

The natural cycle

[@ethancate8462]

You misspelled progress

[@TuniiTaquito]

This was the most chaotic bit at 5am

[@Kirodromeda]

glad to see that carson's inner demons finally decided to come out

[@shkworen2042]

I clearly hate it!

[@yazanhussam8182]

I don't know....not clear enough, I would say you love it and lying about it.

[@explodingsnowmanyt]

Now all we have to do is wait till someone animates this

[@kindram]

I laughed when the allay went zooming to spawn, funniest thing I've seen

[@DogsWithPurpose]

I love how aggressive the high pitched noise is 😂

[@EvanG529]

0:26 to 1:42 is the hardest I've laughed in a while

[@adaptable1553]

I thought he was gonna just come back instantly like "here u go, luckily I can teleport like enderman so that's lucky because now we get to stay together forever!"

[@charliethould5563]

I have genuinely come back to this video like 6 times every few weeks. I fucking love the allay

[@chrisbelos2834]

should have asked the allay for a delicious piece of leather ngl

[@SewrRat]

This is easily the most miserable KZbin video I've ever had the displeasure of watching

[@kuchenjaeger2164]

I am just now realising that Loki is voicing the Allay. How did he go from this to like the most emotionless dude on KZbin? Did he get neutered?

[@adri-nw6pw]

lobotomer

[@pantommy]

the dark

[@HuskyMoment]

you see we call this in the biz a "performance"

[@kuchenjaeger2164]

@@HuskyMoment Well then start performing again!

[@dakotahondalock5621]

@@HuskyMoment thank you for the wonderful performance, actor of the century

[@fairytypingg]

its still crazy to me that the allay was loki bcs it FEELS like a gavin bit

[@Trident_Gaming03]

"The worst mob in minecraft" Glow Squid: "Amatuer"

[@firedestroyer53]

No one actually uses the allay lmao

[@miibles]

I meannn c418 made 'droopy likes your face' it's got some lyrics

[@HuskyMoment]

True

[@SpectralSalty]

allays in ohio bruh 😭

[@grenindraw6947]

This is genuinely one of the funniest fucking things I've ever watched, I'm crying 😭

[@Feliphe918]

Im feeling angry because MOJANG FRICKING DELETED COPPER GOLEM AND PUT A BAD BLUE MOB INSTEAD OF COPPER GOLEM!!

[@lucipo_]

I've rewatched this video 4 times and it never gets old

[@oke3082]

I am just saying, Notch would never add “it” to his game

[@yazanhussam8182]

Are you seriously trying to offend a video game creature by putting quotations on "it"? The cringe.

[@hippityflop7461]

@@yazanhussam8182 You heard of jokes before?

[@Thiollier_1]

@@yazanhussam8182 are you seriously taking it that seriously cringe

[@aurum316]

Notch is an awful guy, basically a rich neckbeard. Don't act like he's a good person

[@oceanbanana4341]

​@@yazanhussam8182 They're making fun of notch

[@alternative7586]

Certified CallMeCarson Live Moment

[@PureVesse1]

That's so weird, I haven't seen this particular mob in my game yet

[@ShadowHawk24Real]

You gotta find it in pillager outposts and woodlands mansions. That's the only places where they spawn.

[@FrackinFfoxglove]

The Allays voice is just every en vtuber lol

[@TheRealChrisTDH]

This video has permanently ruined the Allay for me. Every single time I see an Allay, I can’t help but think of this.

[@theishiopian68]

This has the same energy as the wayneradiotv gnome streams

[@TydeForseti]

6:52 There I am. My point still stands.

[@morcoroni]

lucky for us, the allay got canonically nuked at spawn shortly after 💪💪💪👍👍👍

[@Pishooter]

Bro it's at least cute and helps you. Phantom is ugly, hard to kill, make an annoying sound, has low drop rate (and it's almost useless), 4 hearts damage with FULL IRON... why mojang likes this shit?

[@LiLGhostPlays]

Also I came up with this joke just now Carson: Mr. Allay, how many licks does it take to get to the center of some heroin? Allay: Mmmmmm, let's see... Birch sign bedrock snowball flying. Carson: this mob sucks

[@DrKoneko]

I need someone to code a mod where the allay says at least 1 high pitched swear word per second

[@creeperjo7]

That high pitched voice swearing is way funnier than it should be what the hell

[@crimsonneko]

This for some reason reminds me of an eggs guide to minecraft

[@jojofire12]

Omg I thought that was a fever dream

[@crimsonneko]

@@jojofire12 lmao Rip the original steve va tho

[@masonsawyer6796]

I WANR MORE OF ALLIGH PLEASEEE

[@saturnmedia1]

This was seriously hilarious.

[@benotafra1d]

the 100gecs collab turned out great! super excited for future videos

[@toa300]

This was the best 10 minutes of my entire life.

[@ZactivityYT]

This is one of those Carson videos where you laugh so much your ribs implode

[@masterb8or424]

THIS GUY MANIPULATED EVERYONE INTO VOTING ALLAY AND NOW HE'S COMPLAINING?!?! WHAT THE DERP?!

[@wesleyward5901]

I swear, if this Allay isn't named Fred, we're gonna have words, Carson.

[@ZecronZ]

The worst mob is the Ender Dragon, it killed me