My FUNNIEST Non-Cuber Experience? | Q&A

[@bradenpark5886]

Funniest cubing encounter, "She said I was so smart and so handsome"- J Perm 2019

[@tgkisnotreal]

First

[@trainfrainebane]

J perm is hot confirmed, now simps escape!

[@xreamac1394]

Hot = heures

[@A_Hostage]

What my grandma says

[@MarkInlocks]

what my mom's friend says when I solved a 5x5:

[@specthanatos]

JPerm, let me tell you something. I've been cubing for over 10 years. I lost interest after a couple of years but thanks to you and your channel, I gained more interest than ever. You are a great teacher and you make great videos. Of all KZbin cubers, you are the one that deserves to be a full time KZbinr! Thanks for your hard work!

[@JPerm]

Thanks :) and glad to have you back!

[@Away24-l5i]

true

[@imamjack223]

@@Away24-l5i man such a late reply

[@aibraio69420]

@@imamjack223 and u too

[@imamjack223]

@@aibraio69420 and u

[@trysthartzell7092]

Stranger: "I peel of the stickers" Me: "I turn the pieces legitimately"

[@Nico-dt5hu]

“I buy a new cube”

[@Foxyte]

Tryst Hartzell i love mimikyu

[@jasondeng7677]

@@Nico-dt5hu lmao

[@nxnman6795]

so true

[@brayden2983]

Non-Cuber: I Take The Pieces out One By one to put then in the Right Spot. Me: I learned 3Bld and I move the pieces in the right spots 1 by one so I don't Mess them Up. Felix Zemdegs: I Have an algorithm for each case on the cube

[@jjsanimations]

Someone walked up to my friend once and said: "that's a cool rubik's cube" My friend was literally solving the pyraminx...

[@Enolejusteelisjust]

whoa thats a rubiks triangle🤣

[@IkaroJesse]

lmaooooooo

[@Zoomrail]

They prob said that since they dont know the real name, so they say its a cool puzzle, with catagory being "rubiks" puzzles or cubes if you are restarted

[@benihana_7919]

"I just peel off the stickers" *It's a Rubik's Clock*

[@dashinating]

“Stickers” lol

[@uncutorange2735]

E

[@anhex.5747]

“I just peel off the hands”

[@Cuhster1122]

lol

[@looklikeelon3514]

Oh... I just flip the switches

[@zackh9589]

Hey Jperm. Your tutorial taught me how to solve a cube when I first thought it was impossible. I just went to my 3rd competition with a 14 second average. Thanks heaps! also congrats on the subs

[@robbeebe1470]

I just picked up the cube again and this time I plan on distancing myself away from the beginners method. I’ve used you videos to teach myself and your done a great job!

[@syeduzaerali7998]

So where did you reach? Your PB?

[@TORBAA]

@@syeduzaerali7998 it might take long to have an answer... take a cookie 🍪

[@jus1t-gg]

My pb is 16 and avg is 29

[@waterbottle2991]

Everyone: I peel the stickers off Me: it’s a sticker less cube

[@wanatiqi]

@@theroboman727 "Why reassemble when you can solve it?" LOL

[@xferas7766]

Civery Why solve it when you can peel the stickers off ?

[@xferas7766]

Joose Kantola Then you can reassemble it

[@lukaenjoyer6429]

x Feras they should have continued with a never ending loop

[@xferas7766]

Someone rly Weird Yeah 😂

[@arte2489]

3:29 “when the apocalypse arrives” March/April 2020: Well, well, well Me: I’m still cubing

[@thepianoman318]

June

[@linglong3285]

"I just peel tbe stickers off" ~the neighbor's kid who brought me a Rubik's cube which had the same colours on some of the pieces

[@43Cubes]

Lol

[@rekhasingh6387]

I just love how transparent this guy is he solve 3x3 in 5 sec and says that was just a lucky scramble

[@JC360XL]

"Why is everyone putting out quotes? Is this necessary to enter the giveaway?" -Me, talking to myself upon seeing the comment section. 2019.

[@pegasz]

How u in 2021?

[@wolfstevens2410]

"Obviously you're not just gonna talk to someone and you're friends, 'cause that's not how friendship works" 1st graders: 'wait what? Yes it is!"

[@cubingcomedy1296]

Lol such a underrated comment

[@Quenical]

No they ask what their favourite colour is

[@hao_cuii]

Hey that guy solving seems pretty fast, he should start a KZbin channel

[@rock3tbo0m53]

xD

[@Gripandrip-d1v]

XD

[@pogman6881]

XD

[@bastikadu]

XD

[@77elite9]

How about no chain

[@ePocalypse]

WOW! 200k subs. I subscribed when you had 500 subs 3 years ago. At that time, I was one minute and 30 second solver, and now my ao100 is 28 seconds. Congratulations and thank you for all your help on 3x3 solves throughout the years.

[@cedricrehm]

"Why does everyone quote?" - an ununderstanding citizen, 2019

[@oqsunnyjimqo]

Lol 2019

[@inajiar2628]

"With a great cube comes great responsibility" Thank you for helping me learn CFOP and F2L Please upload reviews of new and awesome cubes

[@derBrezelmann]

1:24 A man of culture.

[@ivantran3420]

Q: What is your most hilarious non-cuber encounter that you ever had? Dylan: So one time I was solving in front of some people.....

[@mmmmmmmmmmmmm]

Lol he said it right when I was reading it

[@jpeezyYT]

*"My friend can solve that in, like, 2 seconds."* -some annoying kid on my bus just now

[@raghavtoshniwal5977]

"Am I the only one who is not quoting?" Wait a second

[@ptmars9586]

“Why does square-1 parity have to exist” -me, 2019

[@mateopecina9961]

"Why do you even bother? You won't ever win" - Me, everytime a giveaway starts

[@thepikapikac8532]

Me:*solves cube* Others: *gasp,scream,yell* Me:”that was terrible I got 1min” Others:I’m gonna try to checkerboard pattern it *5hours later* this is impossible

[@nadia02]

Congrats of 200k, the quality of your videos show that you deserve every subscriber!

[@JavaCuber]

J Perm: "You're probably not going to do as well in comp as at home" Me: Gets an average a full second faster at comp than I do at home

[@ashleymancera2026]

Java Cuber lol me at my last comp

[@Copas12345]

@@mikas613 good job man!

[@dallashowell5150]

My chances to win are rouxined -me 2019

[@HungryForPi]

@@theroboman727 They take Weilong-er to think of than I expected

[@lukaenjoyer6429]

Aditya Pahuja now that’s a good one

[@wakkle]

Guess it’s back to square-one

[@polofnbryt4khdfbmcpebutido968]

I think a-Gan and a-Gan and I can't think of one and I'm dayan.

[@funcuberdeadchannel5426]

Gan u please stop?

[@lunaJAMv9]

_"[insert interesting quote]"_ ~ *Probably your mom, 20XX*

[@kakouhai7162]

2069

[@lunaJAMv9]

@@kakouhai7162 that works

[@yassineelshayeb5785]

“Don’t look you’re cheating” -Every single non-cuber

[@jjsanimations]

Ikr

[@shortyboio]

J Perm: Comment to enter giveaway. Me: Comments something immediately. I'm a simple man.

[@michelledsouza1043]

Hi j perm I am entering the give away please give me a gift card

[@T1Cubing]

Michelle Dsouza it’s random

[@michelledsouza1043]

T1 Cubing ok

[@Mido_Albeik]

my funniest encounters with non-cubers which happens all the time is you say I went to a comp they go “oh wow, you must’ve won you’re so fast” and then u show them Yusheng Du and they completely change their mind😂

[@manaseessingh8587]

I respectfully declined!!🤣🤣

[@pato_anao1447]

"Currently I like to play Smash Bros Melee" That's enough to convince me you're the best cubing KZbinr

[@vsjcuber8449]

"Why does everyone love the quotes so much?" - Someone who uses quotes

[@witch4475]

Jperm: I would add new events Me:1x1 can finally make me get a wr

[@evanhaneylifts]

I already created a new method of solving a 3x3, but it requires memorizing 43 quintillion algorithms, ranging from 1-20 moves each. Fight me Feliks.

[@thecubingbison8559]

Nobody: Not a single person: Not a single breath from any human in existence: KZbin comments: “quote”

[@chillsmpclips8506]

The Cubing Bison - person who makes no one: comments

[@bureno1337]

"I'm just commenting so I won't get fined"

[@sammy.l1n]

Grufe u won

[@ndyoyo1905]

Bruh u won

[@den69420]

I’m currently watching this secretly from my parents so I don’t get caught

[@ilir3486]

Me to bro

[@den69420]

It’s 1 in the morning

[@adityagode7391]

Same man

[@klopsik7334]

I live in poland so its 6 p.m

[@msqheartfwc]

From chennai, India here 10pm

[@arcus23424]

Congrats on 200k subs! Been following you since your first qna in your green jacket :p You've really come a long way since then!

[@khurshidayesmin3376]

When is your next Q&A coming?

[@keplercuber9155]

Congrats !!😊 Love your videos they help me a lot Amazing quality and content I always watch your videos after a tiring day they are so good

[@VKCUBED]

Yup

[@RohanKanda-vj6bs]

“I just peel the stickers off” -my best friend

[@elliottperkins-speedcuber6727]

Rohan Singh You need a new best friend

[@maxime9006]

TheAlgWizard why?

[@chillsmpclips8506]

*Former* best friend

[@Ruminations09]

Holy shit, you've played 9 Hours 9 Person's 9 Doors! Everyone always wonders what I'm talking about when I bring it up cause so few people have heard of it. By far, the most underrated game I've ever played.

[@ryanheersink3315]

Hey J Perm. I just want to say thank you so much for your website. I've been using it to learn how to solve my 4x4. Especially with parity. It's really helpful and it's very easy to navigate. Thanks again. (Hope I win. Haha)

[@farhanthekhan]

everyone: “me, 2019” - me 2019

[@khurshidayesmin3376]

"Why is everyone putting the comments in QUOTES ?"

[@Azzark]

Congrats on 200k

[@jayasuryaassassin]

"I'm not getting the giveaway" - sometimes luck plays

[@Alex-uh3vi]

“I know someone who did it (a 3x3) in 2 seconds” Same person 3 minutes later “No really, he told me he did it” -Random classmate from last year

[@joaquimreeves6060]

JPerm: “All you have to do is to comment” Me:

[@zainhabib8550]

I just wanted to begin with saying that u r so smart and talented. Something that rly made me go nuts was that u were able to solve a square one with no help and that inspired me to learn the 3x3x3 Rubik’s cube and thx to, u I now can solve the 3x3x3 in less than 30 seconds. You also inspired me into learning a lot more Rubik’s cubes along with the 3x3x3 oh and I don’t want to enter the giveaway cuz u already gave me so much by making these videos. All I want is that u see this comment and reply because you deserve to be told this message. 🙂🙂🙂

[@SAsian2028]

““I am entering the said give away”” “-me 2019” -me 2019

[@leonpdq]

comment He did say leave a "comment"...

[@luisffa7362]

“Hey Joe” JOE PERM

[@alu9983]

I love u j perm, you are the best cuber i have known and i watched since ur 30k😝

[@ellysian]

Jperm:leave a comment to entere giveaway Me: leave 100 comments

[@yujinakada25]

That's illegal kkkk

[@XCubed]

totally

[@yujinakada25]

@Elijah Ret yeah, it is kkk

[@mikoo9561]

shhhhh don’t tell him our secret

[@lifeofshelly45]

@@mikoo9561 😂😂

[@Boxcart]

"giveaway" -Me, the future giveaway winner

[@mikealstom0631]

"is that a Rubik's pentagon and is that a Rubik's triangle and is that a ghost cube and is that a--wait how do you turn this???" -my friend looking at my collection and attempting to turn a skewb for the first time 20??

[@icewood1376]

I started cubing cuz I was bored and wanted to learn something new(yes I’m a weird, but smartest in my class :), type of kid). Eventually, once I memorized the beginners method, I had so much fun and then wanted to go more into it. And that was the start of my cubing career

[@thunderstrikercubing4848]

“This is a comment” -Me, 2019

[@gerritnieuwoudt1877]

"puts a quote in the comment" Everyone 2019

[@oRockett]

Eveyone is saying " I wanna enter the giveaway -me 2019" -Me 2019

[@codycrenshaw3821]

You’re such an inspiration and easily the best cubing channel on KZbin. Congrats on 200k and keep up the good work. Love you videos❤️

[@gman-6504]

You read my mind so much

[@Rikulolx]

“I lost the giveaway” -Me 2020

[@CuberUknow13]

? It’s 3030 but it say 2020

[@CuberUknow13]

  

[@Rikulolx]

Caleb Barnes wdym

[@kakouhai7162]

what was the original thing

[@turrtle795]

"Imagine unironically being a cuber" - every cuber ever -times magazine

[@noahtheferretyt7129]

"I'm not winning the giveaway" -The comment section trying to use reverse psychology

[@Cubingwizard]

J perm: 200,000 is a big number! Me with 15 subs:

[@juniper3495]

"why is everyone putting comments in quotes" -me trying to enter in the giveaway

[@amythestbed1121]

Dear J Perm, I have two cubes in my collection. One is the GAN 354 M, and the other is a Rubik’s brand. I am 11 years old, and my dream is to be able to get the GAN 356X. If I were to win any one of these gift cards, it would change my cubing career as a whole. If you are seeing this, all I ask is that you like this, so that my favorite KZbinr, Dylan can see this. Thank you.

[@diamondbed2082]

This is me Lewis I totally didn't copy your KZbin channel

[@diamondbed2082]

Xian wei

[@annmarieferguson5260]

Amythest Bed hiiiiii

[@annmarieferguson5260]

diamond bed hahahahaha

[@williamzanatta8827]

"I want to enter the speedcube shop give away" Love your videos Me 2019

[@mixguywhoplaysgames4880]

Nearly 1 Million now! you've gotten so far over all these years!!!! absolutely love the content keep it up man

[@AlexoOrange]

"Do you think cubing will last till the end of humanity?" Probably longer honestly

[@litusiek7513]

Ufo will cube obviously.

[@cubingwithcarl4572]

LITUSIEK ! Lol

[@ilmariseppa1669]

"I'm doing this just to enter." -Me 2019

[@NinjaGaming-zf9mm]

"I want to enter the giveaway" Me - 2019

[@עידוסיון-ש5נ]

"I want to enter the giveaway" Me - 2019

[@dawsonbrock3136]

Hi I love your videos your the reason I learned to solve a 3x3 now me and my friends are learning to solve new cubes

[@yuxinlittlemagic]

"why is everyone using quotes?" -me using quotes

[@diptoneelde836]

"U perm is better than J perm" -me,2019

[@aia4r0w36]

"What are the chances that I will win this?" -Everyone 2019

[@thefife4847]

1:06 shouldve made another vid titled "HOW I ALMOST GOT A WIFE USING A CUBE!!"

[@fwkakarot12]

I only have a qiyi warrior and I'm stuck at sub 40 :(

[@mikoo9561]

MS _KING_MH have u learnt better f2l algorithm if not u can go to J perm 77 f2l algorithm video and learn abit of it at a time I’m still learning it so don’t give up and good luck. And also learning full pll and oll helps

[@altarius44]

lol absolute same here. My pb is 27 but I average 36 or so :(

[@fwkakarot12]

@@mikoo9561 yes I did but the qiyi warrior is so bad :(

[@fwkakarot12]

@@altarius44 :(

[@mikoo9561]

MS _KING_MH my bro keep trying I know u can reach sub 30. The qiyi Warrior is at least better than the rubik’s brand cube😂 so anything better than that is good imo

[@Tommy22105]

I would love to have a gift card for speed cube shop. I would really like a new cube especially a megaminx, square 1 or even clock

[@ber5erk344]

Clock bad

[@fipgwen1434]

“I want to enter the giveaway” -Me, 2019

[@thelolman2000]

Thanks so much for being such part of my cubing journey. Your videos have brought me from 1 minute down to 15 seconds!! Your videos are so precise and to the point yet so informative. Thanks you!!

[@lukaenjoyer6429]

“Am I the only one who considers almost everyone in. The comment section as friends? We’re watching the same kind of videos so we already have things in common, and I have fun reeding your comments so.. maybe I’m just lonely” -Me a lonely introvert with no friends who will DEFINITELY win the giveaway

[@nicholasholland256]

"leaves a comment to win" -Me, 2019

[@cubingclassroomfan4323]

You will lose

[@Pikachu-fw6tz]

"I'm never going to win this giveaway" -Me 1996

[@shibishabi3264]

Cubing Memes: Is that 10x10? Just as my SD card runs out! I just peel the stickers off. My friend can solve it in 0.7 seconds. S PERM! All of Felix Zemdegs’ world records.

[@doritodarling]

**comment about my personal life than nobody cares about** - Me 2019

[@coldboy5527]

“Hello people that are seeing this.Have a very nice day.” - me 2019

[@thedudethatneveruploads2617]

"quote" -person, probably

[@electricwhale7488]

i totaly agree with the adding new cubes to comps thing. it would actualy add more to it and it wouldnt be the exact same thing over and over

[@dujakharry8336]

Jperm: leave a comment below to enter this giveaway Me: why should I comment? I won't get picked *enters anyway* Also me: *wins* 🤔

[@_domino1920]

"Nice to see there are no quotes in the comments" -Me 2019 Oh wait.. Have a great day ;)

[@averysandusky3648]

I sure hope I “GAN” win this time! Me -2019

[@thelolman2000]

Settlers of Catan!!! Thanks for the shout out to such an awesome game.

[@akashsuresh4925]

"Jperm is the best!" Me not knowing if quotes are needed for the givaway, 2019

[@whatttttha]

“I like commenting” -Me 2019

[@henriks1763]

"I'm not color neutral" -Me all the time

[@hexagon27]

At some point the word "non-cuber" almost sounds like "muggle" from Harry Potter.