My German Uncle tells a story

[@SpeedComparer]

Sorry for being away so long, I will be back more now. Would you like to hear more stories?

[@ruscaryt4480]

Yes Papa

[@m0r164]

yes dad

[@matchatea03]

yasss please

[@manav3071]

Yes yes yes! Please!! More than more!!!

[@samueleliasen4595]

Yeees more stories!

[@TheMrZhakupov1985]

If anyone wonder why in the beginning uncle said: “Hello together“, the word together in german is zusammen, and it has broad meaning depending on the context, for example: “Hallo zusammen” means “Hello everyone”, so in the direct translation in english it will be: “hello together”, im telling you this in case if someone wonder about it, cause im studying german now too)

[@enauaae]

"gertruht are you hear schatzi" ich sterbe😂🤣🤣🤣👍🏼

[@Frost67915]

2:31 I'm watching in Poland. You also stay in your country, please 😂🙏

[@pta3407]

This is probably the most German thing I've ever seen. "Do I spider?" "Do you have all the cups in the cupboard?" Perfection!

[@jossevantricht8799]

Uncle franz von france ist ze uncle of uncle werner who ist der uncle von ze angry german speedcomparer!! FAMILY THREE DAS IST!!!

[@manav3071]

"I waited for the train 5 minutes!" The reaction by Indians is exactly the same but for the opposite reason.

[@miracufelix]

Do english speaking people even understand this Kauderwelsch? XD

[@Loothansa]

"Ne" is the single most important element of a good german impression, ne.

[@matiurehman4786]

Just saw funny German videos randomly day before yesterday, since then i am Keep watching your videos. You are so fun and you have very deep sense of humor. Please keep it up, really enjoying ✌✌☺☺

[@ivanrajski8711]

Englisch und Deutsch sind gerade die Sprachen, die ich mag. Und dieser Mann ist eine Mischung zwischen ihnen, das ist einfach großartig, alle diese "You do not pay das Steuergeld hier!" zuhören. Danke, dass du existierst

[@FileF0und]

I celebrate your videos! Do it along so!!

[@suicidal_cookie868]

The constant ne’s are amazing

[@strebrr]

Ok mit "Do I spider?" hattest du mich 🤣🤣🤣

[@DPPOfficial]

So geil! Ich hab mich so totgelacht! Gut gemacht! Weiter so! 😂😂😂

[@ruscaryt4480]

Danke dir for the video

[@janlulsdorf8354]

Sehr gutes Video 😂😂

[@alexanderbeck5998]

"Do i Spider" ok der hat ne weile gebraucht 😂

[@trevorphillips3293]

I believe i spider

[@MegaBYSON]

what does that mean?, is it along the lines of "do i look crazy?"

[@junevalkyriafreyasdaughtir]

I confirm that you always say " neh, ja , ehhh."

[@jossevantricht8799]

Werner? More leik Werner Magnus Maximilian Von Braun ne? Uncle Werner ist my idol !! Ne

[@kroxpert-w-6543]

Ich liebe deine Videos.

[@enauaae]

Same😂

[@saleendriver]

Of course we have many German tourists come here to Florida....where I must pay for this while you enjoy yourselves. But I don't complain....'tis the way of things. Stay well SC.

[@NorthWesternRailway4]

This humor was so good ja that it was some of the best and ja so it could only come from Germany.

[@parker9383]

I watch you so I can hear your accent. Sploosh. 😂😍

[@SkyeCutie4974]

Guten tag mein freund! 😊

[@kroxpert-w-6543]

Guten Tag ☀

[@SkyeCutie4974]

@@kroxpert-w-6543 Guten tag.

[@enauaae]

Tagchen😊

[@Menon9767]

Your uncle seems very nice!

[@sylvester5804]

yes

[@SuperAndrule]

No, really. I was waiting for ICE train in the Frankfurt am Main Flughafen Bahnhoff and I had a ticket in the 1st car. But you know what????? I found a information table with instructions how to find a place on the platform, where your car stops. And I found. I was standing on the platform marked "1st car stops here" and what?? The train came vice-versa! And I run with my bag all train long to the 1st car, which was last!! Is it Germany??? Wo ist Ordnung, blyat???😂

[@krzysztof4815]

Sie beschweren sich fast so wie wir in Polen. Es gefällt mir.

[@ruscaryt4480]

"I will be back more now" (Speed Comparer, pinned comment) Last seen: 3 weeks ago

[@nestrac]

You're right... Not German but a Dane from west Jutland.... We have germans here every summer ... So it must be some Quid pro quo... You enjoy the beaches and we take advantage of your autobahn... We have quality beer ...... Well... Pisswasser too but you at least have a choise

[@tomfield8766]

My favourite bit was when he tried to pronounce Brittany 😂😂 “BritaNERG”

[@leifjhauschild5931]

Tis funny

[@stephenroym.9730]

Very very 😅🤣😂🤣FUNNY!!!!🤣🤣🤣

[@shtirlitz11]

Lol.... You are well funny dude. Nice work

[@kevinl6231]

Hallo Vincent from Northern California😃. Nice new apartment. If it is raining, please send some our way🔥🔥🔥. Ja? Hmm?

[@SpeedComparer]

you can have all the rain! And thank you!

[@theoauslodz14]

You have ze gleichen Mixer like me in your Kochnische. Zhat Mixer mixes very effischen.

[@maxnaidoo2152]

What. That's Magic.

[@GIJoe-zm3yp]

Do I spider? Huh!? :)))))

[@emiliajojo5703]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣love Angie!!!

[@sparky6996]

Milka man! All the way to the moon!

[@user-el5mg4it9t]

If a german says you talk weird you must say you come from a village near the piz palü

[@stephenroym.9730]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣

[@rzezagar]

Why every Swiss apartment has exactly the same door knobs and exactly the same faucet?

[@margrethealexandrine7614]

He may trick us that there is coffee in the mug but we all know that he only drinks air

[@SuperAndrule]

I would drink with you till the end 🍻😁

[@DPPOfficial]

Dieser Onkel ist einfach so einer, der die AfD wählt!

[@magnushubmeister605]

I wonder how polish people feel watching this hahaha

[@MrRW1980]

well it is a state of emergency.......for not using the train with mask you need the special education how to sleep on your passenger seat with a pillow.....for self isolation.......you have to pull out very old methods how to live on german autobahn...:) very nice film and good to see you again:)

[@EternalFaith_ICXC]

It is weird that in some episodes you speak like a true German and in others you sound like a white South African, but still good vids

[@Jan.nik97]

Angelo makes me Ängry too mei frent

[@Leandersdenken]

Nutella german? yes.....

[@originallynot]

Not enough Erika or Funkerlied, 0/10, unsubscribed

[@janiemccaskill8996]

😄

[@stumpymcstumpstump3503]

Why is there a rubber fist in the background?

[@ludwicknkulu2002]

(Jahre bitte) Yes please

[@patrese993]

Ze foreigners not paying taxes.... Do you mean swiss people using Ausfuhrscheine? ;-)

[@horsthinze9648]

Was denn nun, Heinrich oder Werner? :-D Vom Grad der Trashigkeit her kannst du bald mit Helge Schneider mithalten.... ;-)

[@enauaae]

Alles 😂

[@ak_7973]

1:03 Some political party in Germany will be interested in you ;)

[@straytonox1492]

just to tell you that i don't receive notification for news video

[@samdrinkstea]

I come to Germany and pay more tax than germans 🙄

[@enauaae]

Well well well...thats germany👍🏼

[@alexcrews7156]

Hi

[@frankwolfi]

MOMENT MAL DID YOU SAY THAT AUSTRIA IS IN THE OSTBLOCK? BIST DU DENN VON ALLEN GUTEN GEISTERN VERLASSEN? have all the good ghosts left you?!?!?

[@rozsasandor759]

*sad Angela Merkel noises*

[@ryugalaw]

No I won't stay in my country. I'm coming 😠

[@enauaae]

Where you from? I could...uhm..you know..😉

[@ryugalaw]

@@enauaae no I don't know. You could what? 0.0

[@MikiderZOCKER]

well i can speak english verry well, a bizzl broken und it so schnell, gel

[@markus_park]

Please stay in your country!!!!!

[@dominikb8027]

naö :D

[@krzysztof4815]

You have shouted too little. WAS IST DAS?!

[@absolutedisease1699]

Ze only zing that could make zis video more german, is a german shepherd driving a Panzerkampfwagen while it sings "Erika". But the "adult-toy" in the background is a bit confusing. Oh and here is one fact: The roads in England are so bad, that everyone has to drive on the left side of the road, the right side is full of holes und so.

[@muhdpeep]

you gained weight 😭

[@Menon9767]

Who cares though

[@muhdpeep]

Menon he did

[@Menon9767]

@@muhdpeep So what

[@muhdpeep]

Menon so he cared

[@adrunkgorillawithalobotomy353]

He's lost weight, bro. WTF?