I’m not being rude but hairline looking like a butt
@anyaharichards91183 жыл бұрын
Sampson:I want blonde hair Barber: yuh sure Sampson: yea Barber: say less
@derwin33683 жыл бұрын
But its cheese
@arunbickram22823 ай бұрын
SAMPSON: I WA CURRY HAIR BARBER:U SURE SAMSON:YES BARBER:LEMMS FOR MAKE CURRY
@hjmcp77413 жыл бұрын
MAN I WAS IN TEARS WHEN I SAW THE REST OF THE ROAST U GOT
@lillyann16592 жыл бұрын
iam crying right now brother
@r.d76504 жыл бұрын
Sampson you really savage to get that haircut even your outro roasting you 🤣
@Nando-ku4rv4 жыл бұрын
Barber: What you want? Sampson: You know abt cornbread? Barber: sayless
@asha.r7124 жыл бұрын
We all have to agree that Certified Sampson do make us laugh every single time!!!!
@leia48664 жыл бұрын
His hair might be looking crusty, but he is still the funniest/ best KZbinr I have ever came across.🤗😂🤣☺️
@nisharajkumar Жыл бұрын
Qeruityjjjgjn
@nisharajkumar Жыл бұрын
😕😕😔
@leia4866 Жыл бұрын
@@nisharajkumar ..?
@tiannastanislaus3718 Жыл бұрын
😂
@leia4866 Жыл бұрын
@@tiannastanislaus3718 Loll
@rileyjay6764 жыл бұрын
He beard stays 6ft apart cuz of covid .😂👌🏽
@frettboym83874 жыл бұрын
Samson: i want to look like my favorite dish Barber: whats your favorite dish Samson: mac and cheese
@nadiaramnath42234 жыл бұрын
Lol
@salisharamsingh73384 жыл бұрын
Matai Frett hahahahaha
@michelleaguillera23274 жыл бұрын
Hey
@jaynettelougheed19554 жыл бұрын
Damn Right It Get Roast Lookin Like A Over Ripe Orange
@potatoepuddinbadness4 жыл бұрын
0-0 wow
@jaynettelougheed19554 жыл бұрын
@@potatoepuddinbadness XD
@potatoepuddinbadness4 жыл бұрын
@@jaynettelougheed1955 not gonna lie that roast u do was good🤣😂
@jaynettelougheed19554 жыл бұрын
@@potatoepuddinbadness thx eh boy
@lvckofinterest4 жыл бұрын
I weak
@kylierea6894 жыл бұрын
My mom: where did the Mac and cheese go Me: mommy look it on Sampson head 😂🤣😂🤣😂
@Ayano_Walker5 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@sky14052 жыл бұрын
I think his hair looks very sweet and it looks like honey :}
@Rose-wc7ow Жыл бұрын
Certified Sampson hair is Mac and cheese I want to eat it😂😂😂😂😂
@chantejohn76394 жыл бұрын
When you're so early.... there are no funny comments 😭
@anna-aliciaglasgow92894 жыл бұрын
trure
@Certifiedsampson4 жыл бұрын
Chante John 😂😂😂
@moviebox13474 жыл бұрын
so true
@kareemthomas1014 жыл бұрын
Really true
@shadellerichards24764 жыл бұрын
Same
@faithlewis26624 жыл бұрын
Still watching in December 2020. At least his hair matches his T-shirt..
@camillesamuel34419 ай бұрын
😂😂
@StephenJogie-j4v4 ай бұрын
Adsdf 2:14 g
@StephenJogie-j4v4 ай бұрын
Asdgfhjklzxcvbnm
@StephenJogie-j4v4 ай бұрын
McCann I will send it over the next couple
@elainaguevara17364 жыл бұрын
Yuh hair look like a set a fries😂😂 Who else early?? Sampson: my hairline 6 feet apart ?? Me: hell yesss !! Edit.:Thanks for the likes.
@kwesibaynes54983 жыл бұрын
1:06 Ah sorry Sampson but I have to laugh😂😂
@nicolashosein9 ай бұрын
I love this one (Please go black... and never come back 😂💀❤️) got me laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@troyreynolds79444 жыл бұрын
The 6ft part is the greatest with Daniel Bryan 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@sambholo47654 жыл бұрын
Me: alright somebody theif my chips. Certified Sampson: is not me. Me: then ways that on top your head
@arlenenoel87494 жыл бұрын
Lol
@alisongittens20854 жыл бұрын
I can't breathe fuss I full with laughter
@nekitafloris42534 жыл бұрын
😆😆😆😆😅😅😂😂🤣🤣pfes
@steamers_official11 ай бұрын
bou he helan is 20 fet lon
@BABY-zc2to4 жыл бұрын
Sampson's mom:wat u want Sampson:mac and cheese Sampson's mom:sorry I made a mistake and spilled it on ur head
@nathaliajagdin51192 жыл бұрын
This so funny with the wicked part lol...
@callmelex730 Жыл бұрын
😂 . atp jamel get a early thanksgiving with that mac and cheese dish on he head
@x.chae.z58534 жыл бұрын
Me:grabs sponge to wash dishes😃 Certified Sampson: ow,owch wth gyal u pulling muh hair!!😭😭 Me:uhh but I thought u were the sponge!!😮 Him;really!!!!😑 Me:but look at yuh head!!
@xariapersadsingh60794 жыл бұрын
Nah man, yuh really roast him dawg.
@aiden80744 жыл бұрын
1:35 now that u mesure it it looking like 25 feet
@Cxnvict4 жыл бұрын
Weeeeeeyz 😂😂👍
@TheBloodOfSoul4 жыл бұрын
30 feet
@michelleaguillera23274 жыл бұрын
Hey knyala the hey
@michelleaguillera23274 жыл бұрын
Hey
@anurijameson35494 жыл бұрын
I literally bit my lip trying not to lol cause' I'm not surposed to be watching this right now!👍🇹🇹😭😂😂😂
certified sampson: you could dip my head in some curry. Barber: you sure . certified sampson: yes . Barber: say no more
@nathanramlakhan4953 жыл бұрын
Eh sampson i cyah catch myself while watching this🤣🤣
@kingofgames52974 жыл бұрын
Sampson: ah need to take out this Mac and cheese on my head Barber:*brings out Devon x Scott Devon:at thanks for d mouldy Mac and cheese on he head
@McKellyJ4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣 How could anyone take you seriously when you make this much fun of yourself. Take win Everytime 💯
@samantakhan737510 ай бұрын
I tried popeye's eat the take a spicy chicken sandwich 😊❤🎉
@4bsimthkayla8294 жыл бұрын
Watching the video..i sent a screen shot to my friend to ssee her reaction..so it had two pics of sampson and one Mac N Cheese Her: why did you send me 3 pictures of Mac N cheese?
@latristyanicholas14653 жыл бұрын
I like you
@lillyann16592 жыл бұрын
that made me spit out my water
@trinitywhite89183 жыл бұрын
Simopson : I want to be a mac n cheese.pie Barbara: you sure Me : after that I will let you be my dinner. 😆😆😆😆😆
@ManiPlayz52 жыл бұрын
Samson get vex wit d first one we,😂😂😂😂😂
@godsonbrowne4 жыл бұрын
I never laughed soo hard at anything on youtube for a long while. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Your fans are hilarious just like you.
@funnytiks13794 жыл бұрын
Ah whole macaroni pie on he head yes 😅😂😂
@caroldyal82622 жыл бұрын
😆🤣
@anesabsingh60724 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂it funny but I will never disrespect my certified Sampson like that🙏your the best dude 😎😌keep it up all the best and be safe love u and uh videos❤🙏🌹
@That05Subie3 жыл бұрын
D sponge on he head at the end 😂😂
@kymanibain65059 ай бұрын
Dang that sponge really blending with your head 😅😅😂😂😂
@nikkia11084 жыл бұрын
i am about to cry honestly cuz studying hard but this just made my day. thanks
@anthonypeltier26374 жыл бұрын
When ur soooooo early ur earlier than the creator
@kelenetrotman64984 жыл бұрын
My one was with the four ramen on top his head &the cup noodles with the soup 🤣🤣
@LanceTerryPollard13 күн бұрын
UNC WANT DEM FLAG BACK 😅😅😂PUT THE SUN BACK TO 😂😂😂
@noname-fn7mu3 жыл бұрын
Sampson:let me do a justu for ya Me:i bet he cant even do they Fire style:Fire ball justu dawg
@kay-lynmcshine16094 жыл бұрын
This was the best roast video yet😂😂😂
@ellencharles3474 жыл бұрын
Me: Mommy i find the person who thief the last piece of pie Mommy : wah pie Me : d macaroni pie
@tamyaddancer26934 жыл бұрын
😢😢😢
@omefagillis4784 жыл бұрын
Bung no cap
@caramelichu67154 жыл бұрын
Yuh know what I like about Sampson is the fact that don't matter how much time he fans roast him he does still laugh about. STAY SAFE😷😷
@lillyann16592 жыл бұрын
ok
@promboy38333 жыл бұрын
He must travel to America because his hairline travel back 🔙😎🔥🥵✊
@aliciajairam33352 жыл бұрын
OH MY GOODNESS HIS HEAD LOOKS LIKE THE SPONGE THAT CAME OUT OF MY BED HELP THE SPONGE TURNED INTO A HUMAN AHHHHHH
@adrianjoachim20134 жыл бұрын
You looking good and don't let anyone roast you
@zakiramin45104 жыл бұрын
Quarantine here people getting their beard grown Jamel getting have he head like a MINI COOPER speedometer
@TonioAR4 жыл бұрын
Barber: what you want again Samson you now Mac n cheese the food give me that Barber:you sure Samson:yes boy Barber:say no more
@RaeesahKhan-m2kАй бұрын
Sampson can I get some Mac and cheese please 😂😂😂
@bxbbleg4m_pr1nc3ss2 ай бұрын
Worker KFC: we have closed you have to much already 😂😂😂😂😂
@BreadMan564 жыл бұрын
Nice bai my internet working bai
@enrique4734 жыл бұрын
Government: everyone stay home sampsone hair developed corona stage 5
@salimascott23143 жыл бұрын
not the task hard for not being mean there any more about how are not
@salimascott23143 жыл бұрын
yes you are looking to fix
@salimascott23143 жыл бұрын
yes pink was won't get voted in security but we don't like you
@breannaseunarinesingh60252 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I can have some of the make and cheesy placessss
@WinstonGayle-lm9bj6 ай бұрын
35 cents and you know what your hair look like your hair look like macaroni and cheese you hear me brother 😂😋
@nick62784 жыл бұрын
Certified Samson : its your boy certified Samson Me: you mean ugly hair sampson
@kareenakallicharan28684 жыл бұрын
Ur head looking like when u feather a chicken and dip it in a bucket of cheesy yellow dotisness,no offense
@XxMoki_ Жыл бұрын
Barber: You want some mac n' cheese to eat? Sampson: Yes, but I have an amazing idea. Put it on my head I go look real funny Barber: You sure? Sampson: Yuh And then he made this video 🧀
@laurenmascoll59143 жыл бұрын
Oh my goodness that Barbara you go that Barber the lights 😅😅😅,🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆😆😅😅 laugh olds allowed
@sherryrufus62022 ай бұрын
Mac and cheese helps me outline 😂😂😂🎉
@alexandrowilliams3159 Жыл бұрын
do a part 2😂
@AlaynaRajab4 ай бұрын
I would never lose you you are my biggest fan😊
@darrengibson29082 жыл бұрын
Way boy you is a madman 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@SabeenaRagoo-p9t8 ай бұрын
Sampson I want some Mac n cheese gimmi some nah 😂😂😅
@JaydaHackett5 ай бұрын
You for head so big when the hurricane hit you save you're roof with just you're big belly 😂😂😂😂
@rainbowsquad56553 жыл бұрын
Sampson your head look like a macaroni pie 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@jeromeharford93703 жыл бұрын
Eh Sampson I want some of your mack and cheese 🤣🤣🤣🤣 your hair
@Striker-ky3qp3 жыл бұрын
Way boii like yuh make mac n cheese curlier BTW love ur videos
@danelkerr2067 Жыл бұрын
Bro be lookin like de next johnny test😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@jamilah10593 жыл бұрын
Mans rlly went an get ah measuring tape to measure da forehead🤣🤣🤣
@kadeembrowne72523 жыл бұрын
No no to king the I can understand it would not even make the decision and not to make sure you don't want the same person as the decision of the person who doesn't want them in any way or something that is not even possible. You are amazing. The problem is the date in any other ways that you have. I think it was a very good point. You
@haleyseuradge3 ай бұрын
Yuh head looks like Mac and cheese 😂😂😂 Yuh hair wicked 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@AAKBOI2 жыл бұрын
Certified Sampson: CERTIFIED SAMPSON SIGNING OUT Certified Sampson's Hairline: Certified Sampson's Hairline signing out
@Jasmine_20092 жыл бұрын
I lost my cheese can I borrow your head 😂😂😂😂😂 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@MalikStewart-f1s4 ай бұрын
That hair is looking like a pushback hairline it's made me feel for macaroni and cheese😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Hoezmadd3 жыл бұрын
Certified Sampson :here barber take a power mint before yuh start (Barber finsh cut he hair) Certified Sampson realizing he give him drugs by mistake
@shaniafortune41864 жыл бұрын
The 6 feet apart was the best 👌👌💖
@aquillagrant364910 ай бұрын
High heels like a trees that are like Frozen
@kededrahall6648 Жыл бұрын
Pee pee might be his dad😂😂😂😂😂 😂
@Swaggy_AriIQuit3 жыл бұрын
Mom:way my macaroni pie Me: you never see Samson he have it on he head
@quieterwallet557 ай бұрын
Ay you finally get to be a part of d minions family
@chantalhemlee81263 жыл бұрын
sampson: i wanna wash d dishes but i forgeh d sponge at my grandma house dawg- me: dude u have a sponge right dere and it lookin OGLY
@antoniogibson96012 жыл бұрын
sampson; how my hair looking me; like fries
@lillyann16592 жыл бұрын
your haer line is higher than my house
@TristanJohn-u4n2 күн бұрын
35 Samsung looking like he got he have a macaroni pie and ramen on the head😂😂😂😂
@aleerathomas45926 ай бұрын
Your head is looking like my bowl of ramen the baba over do it with the hairstyle😂
@sudeshramdial41843 жыл бұрын
Meh: WHERE MEH CHIPS!! Certified Sampson: Idk Meh: Hmmmmm..... Meh: I get an idea Meh: I like yuh cut g *Meh chips fell from Certified Sampson hair* Meh:........... Certified Sampson:........
@Trice-mh7cr2 ай бұрын
You dip you hair in macaroni pie Samson!!!!????😂😂😂😂😂
@jaden49353 жыл бұрын
AYYY SAMPSON HEAD IS SPONGEBOB🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@keneciaspears44713 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard 🤣🤣😂😅
@Oronde-ms4cg4 ай бұрын
This is the best video ever 😂😂😂😂😂
@suelynrichards4727 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂sorry Mac and cheezy
@SophiaSyriac-Reyes7 ай бұрын
What happens if your head is looking like macaroni pie😂🍜🥠😂😂😂😂😂😂😂