My "kingdom" full of peasants voiced by chat

[@wasperfly]

Milord is very easy to startle. Whenst a boisterous peasant speaks to him, he doth cry out like a babe.

[@vrapbrap]

Hast thy forgotten thine manners? Should thou resume spitting such slander, I shall call upon the abomination from yon granary. Then thine words, you shall regret!

[@StupiidLuciid]

Thy dare speak ill of milord?

[@deadmemesrus1119]

Our lord protects! Thy fields shalt be barren and thy maidens few, without his guiding hand

[@wasperfly]

↑ beware of witches and their honeyed words

[@sos_ig]

babe

[@nikigerrier777]

"I appear to have shit my britches" took me out

[@lozpopo]

Lets go we get to wash our arse!

[@KawaiiBabyTragon]

For me it was the singleplayer chickens line 🤣

[@mattwood1977]

That had me shitting my britches for a solid half minute

[@Speed001]

2:05

[@WackyFolf]

I regret not saying “shit mine britches”

[@TheElusiveReality]

this stream was wild to watch cuz charborg doesnt know enough words to understand a lot of the peasant messages, people were dragging his ass and he was just like "huh? what?" lmfao

[@DoomNeb]

when the lord is less literate than the serfs

[@Mast3rB3ard]

america moment

[@noxvi5309]

What stream was this?

[@itskyansaro]

@@DoomNeb Some emperors didn't know how to read or Write. They had pre-cut Metal, most of the Time Gold, patterns, that spelled ''legi'' = lat. ''I have read'' and their Signature, so they only had to follow the line with a pen to sign. And I mean European and Byzantine Emperors, not Roman Emperors, those were most of the time very literate and educated by Philosophers. Only after Charlemagne, who was the First medieval Emperor to think that Reading and Writing are valuable skills, Literacy slowly increased in the entire Populace, because the Schools he founded together with Monasteries weren't classist, Poor people, Monks and Rich people could attend them.

[@ptaigah]

​@@Mast3rB3ard 😂😂😂

[@name-h7x]

No the chat ARE the peasants. NOT "VOICING" THEM.

[@8a.kitkat]

Verily, Charborg doth endeavor to obscure the verity that this be not a mere pastime, but rather a ploy to garner views upon his videos, thusly to reap lucre and perpetuate this unceasing travail.

[@DonAndreius]

What

[@charliezayas2957]

​@donathany dude, I could swear that I was having a stroke ,or I was dumb trying to figure this out

[@DroidRazer]

​@@DonAndreius rough translation This aint no game, this is life

[@JacerGamer615]

What game is he playing?

[@redacted8008]

Out of everything, the "thoust are turning thine village into a suburban hell, mi'lord" is the one that got me, as he zooms out to view his suburban hell.

[@crypticshadows]

time stamp 25:50

[@TheWinterfrost123]

For the love of God please let the Grainery Goblin become a recurring character he is just so whimsical and a rapscallion at heart.

[@mushr--m]

i do hope he recovers from stepping on his spear

[@hansenhenry5438]

@@mushr--mindeed 😔

[@TheRonan92]

Just keep him away from the corpse pit unsupervised and he should be fine.

[@silverlining_1995]

What’s this game called ? I can’t find it anywhere…

[@TheWinterfrost123]

@silverlining_1995 Manor Lords, its a bit slow at times, but if you're a fan of city building games, it's actually very intricate and interesting.

[@nicg7184]

M’Lord I do not wish to disturb you wish troubling news but I muss confess I am quite disturbed by a recent happening. Yestermorning I was roused from my slumber by the most peculiar of sensations, and discovered the granary goblin nibbling at my toenails as I lay sleeping.

[@drengr2759]

Fear not, my fellow serf, the goblin shalt keep thine toenails short; 'tis a benefit, not a bane. If mayhaps he nibbles too far, you may find it wise to keep thine spear tucked by thy side at the ready.

[@aliasofafool]

In mine own defense, thy toenails art v'ry delicious. Those gents eke holp ky skin, i has't nev'r did look m're glistening in mine own life. Doth thee seeth how mine own skin radiates?

[@bigbalticbox]

The Granary Goblin quietly mutters sweet musings into my ear come night. He certainly is peculiar, but also a good friend

[@kiv3745]

@@bigbalticbox WITCH

[@user199x]

Fuck me is this game's environment art just absolutely gorgeous

[@pauly8166]

It's a single developer and it is actually really well done. It is still in like super early release but enjoyable nonetheless.

[@IPursuePeppers-CTH]

the character design is insane.

[@MelodyIV]

he did really well making this. I wonder if he's the same lad who made "Eden", a game that is actually perfectly identical except it went more in-depth with fishing cabins and stuff. It was a really cool game, though I haven't been able to find it since. It was named Eden.

[@IcespherePlaysGames]

It's like a beautified and more polished version of Banished which is all I ever wanted

[@aggressivelysexual]

What's the game called?

[@john_squatson]

"We are currently growing... fallow." - I lolled

[@BulborbStan]

I had to search up what fallow was, but uh yeah, how long did it take Charborg to notice he was growing nothing?

[@wasperfly]

​@@BulborbStanSomeone told him immediately. Didn't really help with the constant starvation anyways.

[@mr.jancok4413]

@@wasperfly even then you need to process them into bread, but I think the peasants wouldn't mind munching on some raw straws

[@TheElusiveReality]

@@mr.jancok4413 cronchy

[@ErikaCartet]

that was so unintentionally hilarious

[@cawingcrows2072]

"The man who whispers under the grainery" is giving serious Welcome to Night Vale vibes

[@SusietheNewf]

THANK YOU! It particularly gives me ‘BROWN STONE SPIRE’ vibes. Or the people who huddle out-back of the Ralph’s.

[@eitakou]

Fellow Night Vale fan?!??

[@ButteredCrepe23]

Mista borg can us peasants have just a nibble of food 🙏

[@greenbackjack768]

The most mouse-like of nibbles, Milord? 😔🙏

[@メンタルハザード]

@@greenbackjack768you shall not lowly peasant.

[@maninthemask6275]

No

[@wangchung2157]

You just have to suck it out of the one nipple utter cow

[@LunarIsHere_]

Im dying

[@juffrouwjo]

One of the Manor Lord historical consultants here: they didn't have tomatoes in medieval Europe, whoever made that suggestion should be locked up for being a time traveller ;)

[@kendra_t]

It was just a typical illiterate peasant misspelling. They meant to say "two mate-os". The village idiot was chucking corpses.

[@Kac_C]

Golly gosh, get a load of this rapscallion it appears we have a scholar on our hands

[@yourmomshouse313]

THINE WENCH IS A WITCH

[@applez4life200]

@@Kac_Cno maidens? 🤔

[@chickenfoot2423]

no ketchup

[@hyper-cat]

The delivery of "you killed us" was so perfect at 32:29

[@n0mad385]

I just couldnt stop rewatching it, its too funny

[@Anon_Spartan]

Sometimes AI voice acting just nails it

[@TopHatHat]

The fact its an ox and not a bull makes "The cow's milk incident" even more suspect

[@arcadeinvader8086]

it's great that you somehow get a full year's warning about bandit attacks. Either they're travelling slow as fuck or they have a VERY farsighted schedule

[@gord3588]

And he still floundered with the time lol

[@grumbotron4597]

That AI has some insane delivery skills, backed by the skill of chat's writing.

[@BigMan7o0]

"Youre walking a very thin line here Village throwing tomato idiot" had me dying, i dont even know if he realized he said it backwards lol

[@DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro]

I won’t stand for this Bob the Tomato slander

[@MeMyself_andAI]

"Cowabunga" said the serfer to his lord, and twas very gnarly indeed 😢

[@SammiKitTea]

16:42 😭I’m so happy the Frog Jam seller got in here! I originally made them for DnD but I’m happy I could add to the CharLore❤🐸🍓

[@thesaviorofsouls5210]

The dead animals add to the taste im sure

[@softestshade7813]

We love you frog jam seller!!

[@gekokapowco]

congrats on being the single ounce of culture in this doomed little village!

[@dfire828]

Yet another reason I wish I could have been there for the stream. I would've purchased your entire stock. 🐸🍓

[@muffindestroyerr]

i love the frog jam seller!

[@jaksantio1441]

This whole time, I kept imagining that Charborg was a time traveler just taking advantage of the peasants. But when the Mitochondria joke hit, I just imagined that he was the reason it is a meme today.

[@KottageKorpse]

Milord hath been sponsored. Tonight we dine as kings!

[@sticks6]

With hello fresh

[@muffindestroyerr]

WIT O'UR BELOVED HELLO FRESH

[@richardrolison9932]

yea, brigands are near! tonight we dine in hell :/

[@KRDecade2009]

Todays sponsor! Shadows of the raid!

[@ChemicalKittenz]

(*sees chickens*) "Hello, small freaks"

[@MelodyIV]

This game is a "try to save people from starving" simulator and I love it so much. You could do everything in your power, do everything to feed your people and keep them happy, and yet they still fucking starve and die. It's hilarious. I just wish it had better optimization. There's no reason setting the graphics lower should lag the game more than if I max them out. Unacceptable. I know it's very very early access, but come on man. I'd like to be able to actually play the game.

[@tobiasbayer4866]

Yeah. Its basically medieval Frostpunk.

[@HH-qr5sv]

It's not just because it's early access, but the game is literally being made by a single guy (Greg Styczen). And judging from the quality of the game even with the problem it has, I say he did a pretty awesome job so far

[@TheActionAsk]

just make them eat food, dummy. most people dont starve when they eat food

[@SSmallwood]

what game is this?

[@MelodyIV]

@@SSmallwood Manor Lords

[@junova7503]

6:20 "We're currently growing fallow" oh no...

[@Roflmabobber]

“The whispering man. Ya know, the one who lives under the granary” is so Night Vale core.

[@Ham-Prince]

You mean John Peters, you know, the farmer?

[@RBall-zq6ij]

I thought the same exact thing!

[@captironsight]

Grannary Goblin sounds like he would ask if "Thou wouldst like to live deliciously.".

[@DanteTorn]

This was adorable. The little English chat-peasants chattering makes my heart melt.

[@TheMechaEgg]

glad my warning to charborg abouth thy granary goblin was in m'lords video 10:50 12:57 23:07

[@alexs.7956]

You got 3 of your comments in the video, congrats!

[@avpguy11]

29:01 "A corpse pit...we're gonna need to build one of these"

[@sugarbun9036]

To the chatter that made the Emperor's New Groove reference at 20:23, I owe my life to you

[@pumpkinpartysystem]

m'lord prov'd he's meaner than a disney villain

[@ConnanTheCivilized]

@@pumpkinpartysystem “Some, no ALL, of you may die, but I still expect you to build me that new manor!”

[@spawel1]

dost you often giveth ye life so freely? edit: i misr ead

[@IzzyNoir-up9uw]

game is called manor lords and charborg didnt build a manor all episode

[@danielomar9712]

Because he is the leader of the PEOPLE

[@darthplagueis13]

If he did, he might have done a little better on the whole fighting bandits front. You know, with that fully armed and armoured retinue you can recruit and all.

[@memerreal-tk3mb]

22:05 if he's throwing villages maybe dont mess with him 💀

[@GoGoZiLLaRuLeZ797]

"hes going bacon, egg and cheese on this thing!" -char 3:54

[@scuffed2597]

gave it the works

[@evilboy3521]

The most cursed thing in this playthrough is charborg building a medieval town in manor lords with a grid pattern. He truly is american.

[@BlehTheSeal]

So much I love about this episode. The voices are just excellent. Charborg insulting everyone and telling the graniery guy to eat gun powder. And of course the reappearance of Jason, still missing his wife.

[@CrashOzzy1223]

A normal Mother’s Day… remember to say it to your mothers. My sister has my mom on phone titled “spawn point.”

[@silvershock]

I have mine as Spawn Point A. It's been that way for years 💀

[@Emperor-Quill]

Ok but fr tho, fast food does date back to at least the 13th century, where the peasantry would pick up meat pies in what's the ancient equivalent of getting a burger on the way home from work.

[@darthplagueis13]

Oh, fast food dates back way further. They've unearthed an ancient fast food restaurants in Pompeii not too long ago.

[@nagliskisielius3643]

"hurry up and chop trees" -maxes woodcutters-"why are you chopping trees? Why is there so many of you here? Are you chopping trees?" -Charborg 2024

[@nagliskisielius3643]

This happens at 12:15

[@kweenie682]

Not charborg milking an ox

[@midokotwow]

Definitely not beating the furry allegations

[@tikimillie]

An ox is the species name, not gendered. He was milking a bull. Edit: nvm an ox is a castrated male ig.

[@Verttix9]

A Chorbarg video a day keeps the shadow figures away!! 😂😂😊🤑

[@Stormento2]

🪑

[@Spinarooooooo]

It doesn’t I still see them

[@usering1]

chorbarg

[@jstar3382]

eh idk hes still outside the window hang on where did he

[@WorldGoods]

Instead you get him visiting you everyday

[@cliftut]

17:01 - Such a very impressively maidenly utterance, M'lord! An assortment of unspeakably dandy lads grow envious of your most laudable talents.

[@joeyoh9292]

Wouldst thou like the taste of butter? A pretty dress? Wouldst thou like to live deliciously? Wouldst thou like to see Zarbobulon? Dost thou see a stream before thee? Remove thy channel points. I will guide thy mouse.

[@MiyaMam948]

I love you for this reference

[@NyehNyeh12]

You should totally play the Skyrim mod where twitch chat voice’s the npc’s. It’s so good.

[@synsvids]

Milord, the granary goblin hast taken one of my goats and two of my hens.

[@TheAlison1456]

2:25 "let's go, we get to wash our arse!!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣. I love the idea of someone being ecstatically excited about sanitation. We need more of that. 3:15 "I'm trying to provide for this village, I haven't even started being corrupt yet" 🤣🤣🤣.

[@RickJaeger]

Some rules for yon goode yeomen and frank Chretians, and for whomsoever else wishes to improve their Ren-Speak: - "Thy" and "Thine" are possessive 2nd person--use them in the same way you would use "My" and "Mine," but about someone else. - "Thou" is informal and singular, use it as you would "I" (for someone else), and use "Thee" as you would "Me" (for someone else). - This one's hard to remember, even for me, but "Doth" and "Hath" are used for 3rd person (e.g. Doth she? and He hath), but for 2nd person, you use "Dost" and "Hast" (e.g. Thou doth and Hast thou?). For _to be,_ the 2nd person singular conjugation is "Thou *art."* - English has an unproductive "do"--for example, we say stuff like "I do see him a lot" when strictly speaking, we could just as easily say "I see him a lot" and lose basically no real meaning. You can make your sentences even more old-timey by deleting this unproductive "do" whenever you spot it. This is also true of "don't" in negative sentences--i.e. instead of saying "You do not love me!", you can say "You love me not!" and it will up the old-timey factor greatly. - In English, these days we say we "will" do something, but it's more old-timey to say you "shall" do it. And to "want" for something was not so much to wish it, as to lack it. So any time you're missing something, say you "want (for) it"; when you would normally say you want to be doing something, say you "will" (be doing) it; and when you would normally say you will be doing something, say you "shall" be doing it.

[@Piitanko]

The odds that the very next TTS would be the village idiot himself had me dying during the stream

[@TheElusiveReality]

i feel like charborg sees me rewatching his old vids for the 3rd time, watching hours of his VODs, and has decided to give me fresh content more often

[@majima8457]

i dont know how he does it but ive watched all of charborg's VODs and theyve all left me wanting more from each game,,,, char is like a drug i swear

[@inconveniencestore_]

You art frightening the maidens, sire

[@snookiefrye]

I begeth thee, lord char, just a speck of nourishment!

[@ARealLifePerson]

Gort the serf would like to speak with you...

[@snifflestehgod1811]

He's serf of the year I've heard.

[@lop90ful1]

I love these text to speech stream from all these channels very enjoyable to watch

[@AugustJensen-n4n]

Congrats on 600K🎉

[@elusivevirus1743]

13:36 A peasant has a peek into the future of which is to come.

[@IvoryWolf921]

FINALLY chorbarg giving a video to eat to!! I get to eat today!!!

[@lizardsquid9318]

M’lord I am starving!

[@muffindestroyerr]

HUZZAH!!

[@kaizerdeath12]

We should pool together a budget to make chat-integration an actual IRL event, Charborgia will be established, and razed to the ground under disgruntled mob rule, in the span of a single stream.

[@IMortalNemesisI]

6:37 "Bro said 'It's raining.'."

[@toastready3961]

17:00 "were out of food... 😩 Auugchhh my god 😩"

[@og_epicsimulator]

My old music teacher/orchestra conductor did the music for this game lol

[@how_tragic]

they did a phenomenal job

[@kl3321]

It's very good music

[@og_epicsimulator]

@@how_tragic haha I’ll let them know

[@og_epicsimulator]

@@kl3321 yeah! I love their stuff :)

[@jackrocksout1569]

6:22 "We're currently growing fallow, can we smoke that?" 💀

[@Federal.buerau_of_silly]

M'lord the sun has never set, you must enable it in thy book called settings M'lawrd

[@emerald_xbx]

I despise this creature, the borg

[@muffindestroyerr]

witch!!

[@callmestumps6954]

Hearing a song that's in my relaxing harp playlist play in the background of the ad really broke my brain. I thought my spotify started buggin

[@Bombzyz]

been loving the little video intros, the simple ones like this and the VoTV one. killah work B)

[@oran_berry]

I beg for another stream of this. It was so ridiculously funny.

[@acatslife3579]

This video had me laughing the whole time with how chat was talking with him as peasants it’s funny

[@Prpninj_The_Protogen]

Thy Granary goblin has eaten my children milord Mayeth i commence a burning of the granary?

[@aquariumgirls]

the granary goblin will only return stronger, i fear

[@PyxeledGenesis]

My favorite genre of charborg video is the chat using TTS💀 this was hilarious bro would love to see more of this game

[@ConnanTheCivilized]

0:37 Yikes, you really got into the Medieval Lord roleplay there. Both Ramsey Bolton and Gordon Ramsey would be proud of you!

[@loganciesla4652]

Hello Fresh has a sister company, Factor, and they are ruining my town

[@PinnePon]

Fuck hello fresh fr

[@somegeorgianguylol6657]

Fuck hello fresh fr

[@maqima]

we remain peasants in this world still

[@kendra_t]

Do tell

[@gavensedgwick6516]

Cool story. Don't bother elaborating, please.

[@TheHotDogGuy.]

The more chrborg talks about hello fresh the more im tempted to try it in the future, also todays ad had so much charm to it lol

[@theaveragepro1749]

that is the idea of ads

[@TheHotDogGuy.]

@@theaveragepro1749 yeah i know

[@FubblerCo.]

Ive heard that hellofresh is not a good brand though, be sure to read up before buying from them

[@kl3321]

​@@TheHotDogGuy.Lmao

[@XyphileousLF]

"We are currently growing fallow" killed me.

[@PinnePon]

A man with knowledge becomes the teacher, a woman with knowledge is executed smh

[@Neh113]

Not even two minutes in and I know this is an amazing video. When he said there had been an awful discovery about the cow, I laughed so loud I could hear it echo in the house XD

[@erickschusterdeoliveira2662]

everything aside, this game has remarkably good graphics and art direction, it's not super pleasant to my eyes but it *looks* super high-fidelity

[@meilinchan7314]

- Tries to get chatroom participants to voice mediaeval peasants..... - Ends up turning chat into a bawdyhouse.

[@alexs.7956]

22:04 "village throwing tomato idiot" My Lord is truly a wise man

[@dumblenutz5561]

King Charredborg and the kingdom of Charbogia

[@aaroniouse]

Dude is talking to his video game all day. It constantly outsmarts him. Isn't life grand?

[@JarPanda]

The side story of the granary goblin slowly turning all your villagers into proselytes of madness as they all starve to death is hilarious.

[@mrohnoes]

Damn, first Let's Game it Out puts out a Manor Lords video and now Charborg. I am well fed on funny man content today

[@corlilyy]

22:04 "village throwing tomato idiot" is what got me 😭

[@TombVali]

This is the rapid failed early adulthood startup company equivalent of a medieval village

[@snowguy]

M'lord cannot defend thyselve against the bandits. How shameful of one lord of the lands cannot defend their lands. Will go speak against m'lord at the assembly of Pompeii.

[@pinkdragon4830]

Why the local creeps voice kinda…

[@goldencoin9670]

._.

[@Iminlesbianswthyou]

🤭

[@randomstormtrooper2734]

No.

[@cublics3810]

pipe down alcest pfp

[@MidniightSession]

this is what BANISHED hoped it could have been but still, 10\10 game

[@CrashOzzy1223]

2:30 he ain’t jest’n around… he wants the cleaning. (auto-wrong garbage.)

[@DeeDude]

18:04 I like how this suggests that these medieval peasants have modern-day microphones

[@wyldermeshell5000]

the whispers from the shack are in my head

[@muffindestroyerr]

WITCH!!

[@Ottocide]

This reminds me of Civ City: Rome That was such an awesome game for being so old, my first city builder I ever played. But whenever you would click on one of your citizens they were start spouting out random phrases about all sorts of things.

[@Bluechief6]

2:58 "I'm not even corrupt yet" YET

[@Superbramo23]

M’lord the crops have withered and be unable for sustenance, the dire effects of this blight hath driven the folk unto delirium.

[@cjalialy4609]

Thank you for always putting a smile on faces. The content is pure joy.

[@graylykan2739]

"I'm beginning to think that your pointy boots talk the talk but do not walk the proverbial walk, sire. You killed us." was the best line. Kingdom of the Char of the Borg.

[@LexifromZargon]

20:26 I see your emperrors new groove reference and i applaud you for it

[@meganomstead7710]

Please ma lord give me a crumb a bread to last my family. We are hungry borg.

[@greed94]

23:58 turned into Crusty for a moment there

[@officialpizzafanatic]

charborg mixing up tomato throwing village idiot with village throwing tomato idiot really got to me

[@KickCaesar]

Man, I've been loving the little cinematic intros in the recent videos!

[@GreySlasher63]

"toust are turning thine village into an Surburban hell mi'lord."