My Morning Routine (Skitzo)

[@niftyd123]

regina's was the best inception story ever

[@humblesentiments1553]

I would pay money to watch her horror show

[@lillyrockslol1186]

Same though

[@tamagoswirl]

Poor Hanate.. I'm sorry for your losses RIP Hanates three fathers..

[@skullmony2958]

Yeah. Rip hanates dads :(

[@jennykim7827]

plot twist you're his dad

[@hawk222]

Jennifer Kim You're his father, this guy's his father, that guy's his father, I'M his father!! Are there any other fathers I should know about?! *meow*

[@marilynor.3486]

Jennifer Kim Ohhhhhh snap!

[@Baconman656]

I am your biological mother

[@user-N20]

Does anyone else legitimately forget sometimes that these characters are all played by Ryan

[@andysamuely5585]

I just pretend their deferent people

[@denisatiution]

I refuse to believe they are all Ryan 🤣

[@papatituslxix1502]

They legit seem like different people. He’s such a good actor

[@nika-chan5387]

FR he's actually such a good actor

[@damianruelmusic]

Bro yes theyre completely diff ppl in my eyes

[@jjunicorn5181]

sometimes i forget they’re all the same person

[@yusufsgreatworld9356]

JJ Unicorn ME TOO

[@jada7183]

Me too lol

[@vinceisking2250]

That’s how good the acting is

[@flores5420]

I know the acting is just so convincing😂

[@taiyosketches]

I sometimes shoot a man I thought as breaking into my house, then realize that it was Ryan again. I forget they are the same person.

[@zayedabdullah2300]

"So the first thing i do in the morning is wake up" regina logic

[@Akira.0.]

@Xian Kunz we live different lives

[@Unknown-fe2zc]

It’s open your eyes

[@anonymousanonymous6559]

Some people sleep at morning and wake up at afternoon

[@Sappdesign]

that's damn funny when i read it out. haha!!

[@natawliee]

lmao, I fall asleep every morning

[@mengo2999]

When Hanate's voice turned southern, I literally died

[@maddiegemes2796]

Mengo IKR

[@iancoe4377]

That was so hilarious! Typical Hanate epicness!

[@supernovagamer929]

and that's when he realized your his dad

[@alexsierra4878]

And that's when I realized Hanate was Canadian

[@salahb.messaoud5219]

that was an epic matthew mcconaughey voice impression i think, can't be the ony one !

[@izmiester4047]

"And that's when I realize, this innocent old lady I killed... WAS MY DAD"

[@alexsierra4878]

That cat I ran over was MY DAD

[@MrsStarfisch]

And tears running down his face like things

[@loganroman5306]

Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh

[@jaguarclan8300]

-_- like........WTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@loganroman5306]

The joke was you were probably expecting: that innocent old lady was my MOM.

[@abi__693]

when stay home cook rice actually becomes relevant

[@stretchscreamers]

Wait what are you guys talking about? His new vid?

[@abi__693]

@@artemissrijan473 wait no guys i meant quarantine lmao

[@artemissrijan473]

@@stretchscreamers Halloween skitzo. A year ago, I guess. 30 min long.

[@artemissrijan473]

@@abi__693 ah shit. Haha

[@artemissrijan473]

@@abi__693 so I deleted my comment.

[@adoboflash]

R-Dizzle.. we have similar daily routine.. Except for the Candy Crush part..

[@noahleavitt2255]

ok, I don't mean to offend you, but you are aware that these are not real people and there all Ryan playing other Characters right?

[@nevermind8063]

@@noahleavitt2255 yeah dude it's pretty obvious

[@ksj2936]

@@noahleavitt2255 ...

[@barneystinson2124]

@@noahleavitt2255 bro...

[@woah629]

@@noahleavitt2255 I...he’s not...you know what never mind

[@CuriouslyAshley]

I wish I had Regina's makeup collection

[@JooJingleTHISISLEGIT]

CuriouslyAshley I sell it, it's only $20 for some French Crayole brand. For some Shar-pee it is only $10 per. If you order now it's half price! Call 1-800-Ima-fake for more information

[@demonfireasw1120]

Me to even though Regina's make up in the routine obviously isn't makeup but when Ryan does the thing when u play different charters is at once waiting for Regina and I wonder how he got the name for Regina but that's not rely important so while he's waiting and she arrives she obviously is wearing make up and it takes a hour to put on her 'lipstick' when it's obviously not and I prefer the normal lipstick so actually I don't want her collection because it it's not real make up and I'm curious if someone will rea- Wha oh its mourning. Morning random ppl idk =D

[@JooJingleTHISISLEGIT]

***** Actually we do have that, with 2 minute shipping! Just say the secret code (1234password) at 1-800-Ima-Fake and it will only cost you two dollars! (Per second it's in shipping, and we are not responsible for any bodily or emotional harm that our Paper Toilet made out of toilet paper provides)

[@JooJingleTHISISLEGIT]

It can, it will cost you about $500 more but that's almost nothing compared to the amount of dollar bills you get with it! Just call 1-800-Ima-fake for more information

[@JooJingleTHISISLEGIT]

Alright! That will be about... $1400 dollars for the two minute shipping! Nice doing business!

[@LASAGNA_LARRY]

This innocent lady... WAS MY DAD!

[@paolotorres8537]

John Smith which was clearly taken from Smosh

[@l.awilliams3389]

And? Ryan and Smosh are friends anyway.

[@paolotorres8537]

But it's still overused

[@l.awilliams3389]

Paolo Torres Okay, I guess so. It's still okay though, not a big deal.

[@hollycastillo6598]

wait what

[@sophieni2931]

Legend has it that....... Hanate is still killing his fathers.

[@JulietteVeronica1201]

That's really the cause of covid. Stay home, cook rice.

[@profy5305]

@grandpa grandpa

[@chanslefteyebruh6167]

Hanate's my favorite

[@alejandroalvarez7620]

Asdfghjkl same

[@blub5494]

Asdfghjkl 'stay home cook rice' Hanate 2015

[@superstarshield9247]

Asdfghjkl I know!!!!!!!!!!!

[@noone-sx9by]

Asdfghjkl i like R-Dizzle

[@alexdalascom]

I Don't Like This

[@bxmbi.coffee2768]

I love how everybody protects Hanate

[@tvesha2223]

He's a murderer.

[@87spud88]

Regina's routine was half the video.

[@sarooparoo25]

Spud it was only 2 or 3 mins

[@carrotdays9737]

“Regina” is a actually Ryan....I need to remember that

[@himanshidiwan8603]

😂😂

[@Elaine-kd6ri]

What?? You're telling me they're the same person?!?

[@ayyyaaaaa720maybe]

Floofette 😂😂😂

[@nikothenoob]

@erxed Regina is made up as well, it’s all *hanate*

[@nikothenoob]

@erxed but u know what’s weirder? Hanate is ryan, but Ryan is hanate, right? That’s what scientists have called the Ryan paradox

[@mackaylee7633]

Wouldn't regina's morning keep repeating then

[@shanedawson7252]

Sharkz Illawong that's thejoke

[@tsumimyun]

R-Dizzle too

[@butwhytho7369]

ITS LIKE MATRIX AND INCEPTION

[@agent_l154]

forever and ever

[@youarewastingyourtimereadi316]

Mackay Lee R-Dizzle's one would too and Hanate's would continue, as random people will proclaim they are his dad when he kills them

[@slurpeeaddiction508]

My mourning routine not joke, not joke at all. Mah routine routine goes a little something like this every morning i wake up, afraid, fraid for my life. Gun fire, Screams, before I know it I hear bangen on my door. Someone tryin to break in. That's when I grab the gun that I keep under my pillow and count down 4, 3, 2... 1 I fire the moment that door opens before I can even get a good look at who it is but as I'm bout to leave, I realize that I know this man, He's my father. Tears start comin down my face like a waterfall being chased by the TLC (tender, loving, caring) and I just run, get in my car and head straight to my psychologist in 10 years cuz I don't know who else to talk to. I tell him the whole story and he tells me "Hanate, you shouldn't be sad cuz yo daddy didn't die" I say "What?" and that's when he tells me "Hanate, I am your dad" and I don't know what to do, I-I don't know if I should be happy, or betrayed and I just close my eyes and blackout. When I opened them, I find my psychologist, my father dead. I shot him, I hear sirens coming. That's when I get back in my car and start driving again. Tears are comin down my face like a K-pop star in that move "Ninja Assassin", like rain, and it blurs my vision, right as an old lady crossing the street. I slam my brakes. I lose control of the car and hit her. An innocent old lady. I get out and run over to her to see that she's barely alive. I bend down next to her not able to convey how sorry I am when she stops me she tells me "come closer," and she whispers "I forgive you...son," and that's when I realize, this innocent old lady I killed... was my dad. Tears started coming down my face like Bruce Lee favorite drink, Pepsi. Yes I am still watching this video in 2018, cause of Hanate. Lmao forgot i wrote this, fark it was 2 years ago 💀

[@t.j.6523]

Hanate is the best!

[@AJ-zf2xq]

get a life

[@Eh-cv5tt]

U know there are captions.. right?

[@aryanraj627]

Your deserve A SHIT LOAD OF LIKES!

[@penny6688]

I read this whole comment before the scene in the video actually happened and thought to myself, “wow, this guy has some awesome writing skills...”

[@misterexplicit5930]

That feeling you get when nigahiga uploads...

[@essennagerry]

I know right! Ah...

[@kemithegamer7718]

Jack Wilson Fucking love seeing new videos on his channel..

[@anisah8546]

Jack Wilson IKR??? *=D*

[@fuckumanuel4696]

Mmmmm

[@vamsic8616]

Ikr!!!

[@ginger8556]

i was about to sub to Ryan until i realized... the Man i almost subbed to... *WAS MY DAD!*

[@Thunderhawk]

Haha

[@KYang27]

Miraculous LadyBase soooo...did u ever sub to him? 😂😂

[@bedroomtricks6641]

That is the one good comment on the fucking thing called ngahga

[@Bobo-gu1cb]

But.... he’s my dad too.....

[@Yitewewoteli-dQw4w9WgXcQ]

and that killed him. Tears were steaming down my face like a burst water pipe.

[@GG-kb4rp]

Ughh.. I only realized just now that Skitzo was short for schizophrenic

[@RajanSharma-vi9bd]

OMG I never noticed that

[@ChibiSugar]

Neko Karma skit and schizophrenia I guess haha

[@makeway3080]

HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS?!??

[@blub5494]

Neko Karma 😱😱😱😱😱 how the hell did I not know that?!?!?! you smartie

[@maddiedrew2475]

Neko Karma Oh my gosh...

[@mariakatsalirou4900]

The moment I realise that my morning routine is the same as R-Dizzle's.

[@θεανώΤζούφα]

γεια

[@TheCrazyTube3456]

+Theano Tzoufas γεια

[@mariakatsalirou4900]

+Theano Tzoufas γεια σου Θεανώ

[@karolosbizos1737]

omg a Greek comment is one of the top ones my life is complete!! γειααα

[@mariakatsalirou4900]

Anorilous 13 ☺😊😇

[@Candiflossofficial]

I wanna say this is one of your best videos ever but then I remember that all your videos are the best videos ever and I kinda...

[@applemango1749]

Candifloss I feel you, bro...

[@cayla7144]

Candifloss sameeee

[@AirplaneFreak1000]

Cayla Cruz Candifloss i feel the feeling, THE TRUTH HAS BEEN SPOKEN!!

[@Yitewewoteli-dQw4w9WgXcQ]

R-dizzle: *threatening Ryan with a gun Ryan: *cowering in fear Hanate: i'm here to

[@caddo672]

You should have just let him go first... then maybe Tham and Steve would still be alive... And that other dude with the ice.

[@superskyron19]

so you to

[@Vansh-nx5kh]

So you too

[@Izzy-bq1rc]

...(sniff)... I mourn the loss of Tham...(sniff) SO MUCH!!!😭

[@superskyron19]

Izzy Fizz its okay

[@sarahgallegos316]

Oh Ray..... He got killed my an ice tray....

[@polaroidseokjin1187]

As a Canadian i can confirm Hanate has a Canadian accent.

[@MrSnow-qn1ij]

PolaroidSeokjin ARMYYYYYY

[@animal6124]

ARMYYYY x2

[@Reem-kr3vo]

Animal can u guys shut the fuck up

[@alyssabryson2704]

Animal can you stop? I'm an army but do you know why the whole "any armys here" started? It's started because antis wanted ppl to start hating on bts and army's so they made themselves look like army's by their profile pic and spammed "ARMY" on every video so ppl will hate bts and army's and know real army's like you contiune to do it

[@ShowJumper569]

Hanate completes my life

[@butlertron]

Agreed

[@andyyang3963]

Yaaaaasss

[@prakharsingh1683]

+ShowJumper569 agreed

[@elliebuck9659]

Yes

[@williamiawsome]

+Kalliance1 watch the whole vid at the end it was hanate tellingth e story he still alive

[@wattuppeeps6522]

Let’s be honest..Ryan was our childhood crush. 😭 he’s just so creative and cool it’s hard not to fall for such a person

[@TAWTAW]

Am I the only one that thinks Ryan deserves WAY more subscribers than pewdiepie??

[@Sora0934]

Ryan doesnt upload everyday like pewds o.o so no...no

[@TAWTAW]

Pewdiepie doesn't put as much effort so.... Yeh

[@sadiqomar4657]

Josh matthias fuck u

[@lindseyrpowers]

Tawhid Chowdhury can u not

[@melissasanchez3889]

Their videos are categorized differently. Pewds does gaming. Ryan does comedy. Not the same, they both deserve the same amount of subs though.

[@2JOfficial]

i'm guessing about 5 people understood the "tlc - waterfall" joke..

[@Lwoods1717]

2J I got it and I'm sure others did too.

[@hellothere5631]

2J Don't go chasing waterfalls...

[@1342bigguy1234]

2J + enas akoma

[@christoskazoulis6558]

2J ti kaneis edw re?

[@Rand0mD0rkPr0ducti0n]

Dont go chasin waterfalls something something something soomeethingg. What about your frieends are they gonna be around are the gonnna something something somethingh ohhh

[@randomhuman_1999]

The long-awaited return of Skitzo!!!!!!!

[@randomhuman_1999]

JAshton ShIrwin WHOOOOOO!!!!!!

[@davidjohnston2925]

Trystel Pepperoni 卌 69 likes

[@randomhuman_1999]

David Johnston OMG WOW.

[@01adri60]

100th like!!

[@randomhuman_1999]

Hana Adrienne THANK YOU!!!

[@flores5420]

Hanate’s backstory makes you realize his tragedy. His death really makes you sad too though. Traumatized, ignored, and then deluded. 😤😪

[@TheBigEggRoll]

"My routine goes a little something like this: Every morning i wake up, afraid. Afraid from my life. Gunfire, screams. Before i know it i hear banging on my door, someone trying break in. That's when i grab the gun that i keep under my pillow. And count down. 4. 3. 2. 1. I fired the moment that door opened before i could even get a good look at who it is. But as i'm about to leave, I realized, that I know this man. He's my father. Tears, coming down my face like a waterfall being chased by the TLC. And i just run. Get in my car and head straight for my psychologist. In ten years, because i don't know who else to talk to. I told him the whole story, and he tells me, 'Hanate, you shouldn't be sad. Cause your daddy didn't die.' I say, 'What?' that's when he tells me, 'Hanate, I am your dad.' And i don't know what to do, i don't know if i should feel happy, or betrayed and i just close my eyes and blackout. And when i opened them, I found my psychologist, my dad, dead. I shot him. I hear sirens coming. That's when I get back in my car, and start driving again. Tears are coming down my face like a K-pop star movie ninja assassin. Like rain. And it blurs my vision. Right as an old woman crosses the street. I slap my brakes. I lose control of the car and hit her. I hit an old lady. I get out, run over to her to see that she's barely alive. I bend down next to her not able to convey how sorry I am. When she stops me, she tells me, 'Come close to me.' and she whispers, 'I forgive you, son. And that's when I realize, this innocent old lady i killed, was my dad. . Tears start coming down like BRUCE DA LEES A FAFORET DRENK!"

[@hayleeeen]

How long did that take you?

[@hayleeeen]

What if that took longer to do that than writing it?

[@cactusfroth]

Billy Bob this fits in my english writing word count

[@ryaninka6064]

Amnesia?

[@TheFetchOmi2]

Ahh

[@CannedSoy]

Oh, the nostalgia...

[@Bubblylot]

Whoa... You picture is from the Canadian Curling Association.

[@CannedSoy]

Horrificslasher or just a cropped picture of the Canadian flag

[@PalauanPridexx]

Gabriel Laroche lol

[@sureshmurugan2406]

I loved Regina's morning routine

[@aftabullahbabar6045]

suresh

[@aftabullahbabar6045]

Kik

[@gabyfrndz]

suresh murugan "turns out I was actually astral projecting" DECEASED

[@gogogaga6860]

I wonder how she could open her mouth and not wake up

[@sreej1387]

Ryan will always be #1 no matter what year it is

[@SlimMofication]

"What do I look like a mathamagician" had me on the floor crying laughing!

[@raykz543]

Slim how can you be here ;D

[@mohammadsharif9192]

Hey slim, I'm a big fan of your videos :D

[@mohammadzaidi8287]

SLIM?!?

[@deleted7341]

Hi slim ur awesome

[@deleted7341]

Nigahiga is an inspiration to the majority of channels

[@touchdalight]

this was hilarious, Ryan i literally love you !!

[@chrisevans8697]

carmie

[@RaZz2510HadaD]

Tom de kok +1

[@AnotherVGP]

touchdalight No you don't. You figuratively love him.

[@AnotherVGP]

Connor Griffith Yes I do know.

[@Mohazah]

He could

[@kharsa1521]

"Tears start coming down my face like waterfall being chased by the TLC" "Tears start coming down my face like a kpop star from that movie ninja assassins, like rain" "Tears start coming down my face like Bruce Lee's favorite drink,like Pepsi " "This innocent old lady...WAS MY DAD!" - Hanate 2015

[@Jay-on6zu]

“And back to the basics, then I jump right back on that CoC and repeat” - R Dizzle

[@ammoraerashad8511]

I love how Regina turns the shower on and then doesn't take a shower.

[@ravenousslugwrath6311]

Ammorae Coursey Dude. What happened to your face?

[@janrosama]

Golden Freddy OOOOOHHHHH rekt

[@ravenousslugwrath6311]

***** She looks like a heroin addict^^

[@TheKleinesPferd]

Golden Freddy Says Freddy XD

[@Umair-Wahid]

Waail Carvalho she looks like a normal person unlike the fucker who goes around criticizing people even though they look normal and you're the on too scared to use your own face as a profile picture

[@KKortez]

I saw the rice joke coming a mile away, and yet I still laughed, hehe. Great video!!!

[@damjanjoveski2803]

***** me too :D

[@sendhelp1506]

Yeah so did I and the old lady being his dad thing.

[@SomeAsian]

***** same. #XDLOL

[@shieldlesscap6124]

Same

[@giachu955]

***** Yeah me too. Lafd! Hahahaha!

[@erinshipley321]

A wise man once said, "I wake up cook rice!"

[@pragyajha07]

Erin Shipley "Ice Tray Hole Coke Rise". Hope you get the ref.

[@Micr0Benis]

Pragya Jha I stay home cook rice

[@pragyajha07]

Reg 1718 I can't take the credit of that awesome pun. It's all Ryan's great creativity. The was in the Halloween video.

[@pragyajha07]

Reg 1718 The 30 min long one not the short one.

[@pragyajha07]

Reg 1718 Thank you!

[@8BitSkorPO]

Ryan; that’s not an easy mistake Regina: don’t be mean to him! R-dizzle: yeah, his father just died! Regina: yeah! All three of them! Lmao I swear I love Regina

[@mimivasquez6288]

Me too

[@ShadowsEternity]

😂 😂 😂

[@Interestking]

I... don't

[@dveryan]

my morning routine: wake up and spend 20 min trying to get out of bed

[@dveryan]

love ur vids ryan been here since how to be emo loool

[@skullmony2958]

Totally that's how I am.!

[@Sktlmn]

***** hours

[@skullmony2958]

Nico Cramer Bornemann lol!

[@MeganGi]

I thought Regina was going to do the Kylie Jenner lip challenge at 3.20 -.- phew

[@meganhoward5341]

Megan Gill Me too

[@marlonmontelhiggins8570]

Seriously, fuck that challenge with a hot steel pipe.

[@MeganGi]

Marlon Higgins Not entirely sure how that would work but yeah... it's ridiculous

[@SwagBari]

Megan Gill same here

[@animalcracker45]

I thought the same thing. Seriously though, that challenge is stupid. Their big swollen lips look more disgusting than attractive in my opinion

[@MaplexStoryx]

If you look closely, you can see that they're the same person.

[@austinm6281]

It is the same person!!!

[@kayeyeo9656]

Died laughing at this comment XD

[@dillmill7698]

fake

[@ericzhang3535]

Jonathan Yap OMG

[@cutiemeylan]

No no you have it all wrong, Ryan has siblings that look just like him. #teehee

[@kaidochevroy4272]

I swear if its just one guy in this room doing it all by itself, massive credit it must have took forever. He made it so funny with no huge editing and is GETTING MY SUBSCRIPTION

[@pixelette98]

ive got to try the lip dip

[@CrazyCpTv]

Lol!!

[@tatsuostatic8567]

XD

[@pixelette98]

omg yes xD

[@kalebgomez6641]

There is a Jen lip challenge from a popularMMos video and you have to stick your lips in a hole for 5 hours

[@pixelette98]

Yes, we know. That's not related to this though..

[@izoraiza7169]

I stay home cook rice.. I stay home cook rice... (Please turn that phrase Hante says into a rap song...)

[@lillyandfriends6445]

Starlight Shimmer yess

[@eccentrichorse11]

I just wanna stay home and cook rise, cook rise, and eat them along with my French Fries, French fries, just like my Dads told me all three they said eat rice and you'll be free I stay home cook rice I stay home cook rice Some people are going to tell you that it is a troll They are just some haters who tell lies I find them quite droll yeah I am terrible at rapping, I will stop

[@teemee7181]

Eccentric Horse11 l

[@lordsumitsah]

@@lamaduckie932 wtf bro its rap that was a big mistake

[@trihermawan9553]

@@lordsumitsah u ain't here long enough my friend, that's a whooosh for u xd

[@7GeorgeB1]

These are my favourite videos *ever* Ryan you've made my week by making another one of these

[@abbypiper7516]

George Braithwaite REGINA IS MY FAVVVV

[@zachburch3723]

Hanate for the win

[@FaTalCubez]

Zach Burch Yeah, Hanate is by far the best XD

[@nowell9973]

"I'm not troll I human." 😂😂

[@deadgrlart]

Skitzo's almost make me cry in happiness.. Everything about them, they're so creative and amazing. They remind me of when I watched them a few years ago also, well done Ryan.

[@ssvoltage]

There is a fan fiction online about regina and r dizzle hooking up, I think ryan should make a video about it

[@ssvoltage]

Lulu Patterson no idea

[@milestorres2699]

Fanfics are effed up. Always.

[@milestorres2699]

They're usually about some two guys or two girls or a guy and a girl kissing each other, licking each other, or having you-know-what

[@Mel-me9sw]

Miles Torres what are you, six?

[@milestorres2699]

Hell no. Dafuq r u talking about?

[@TBJZL]

Yes! Haha, I love these!

[@dannylewis8397]

***** toby? nice seeing you here;)

[@soccerplayer1245able]

Tobi were you always a nigahiga fan that's so cool

[@fattybumastic]

I luv tobi

[@okelly966]

Tobi! *_*

[@connorillingworth8405]

Hey tobi

[@PokeeES]

You should make a “I stay home cook rice.” Shirt

[@mettatonex7221]

If you look really closely, you can see that all the characters are actually Ryan.

[@melvinpassword1517]

orly?

[@mettatonex7221]

Melvin van Gorkom I know right? *pshh* That's the sound of your mind going boom.

[@chibitaiga1820]

Omg you're a genius😱

[@KillerResistance]

Evan Lowenberg u made me rewatch the video and i see it now *mind blown*

[@Hannah-vh2fm]

MIND BLOWN.

[@ganbyambadorj2367]

I haven't cried that long since I found out I was going to the Lakers

[@kingjavifilms]

😂😂😂😂

[@AxlKai]

You're not the real JLin

[@biniamsamson1602]

😂😂😂😂

[@lukebabington8554]

Coz your the real Jeremy Lin 😂

[@awu3154]

Will the real JLin please stand up, I repeat...

[@Graveyard151]

Hanate for President of Canada 2016

[@l33tspeakey]

+Graveyard151 You mean Prime Minister.

[@Graveyard151]

James Hosking I'm from Ireland. I don't know the different names for leaders there

[@l33tspeakey]

Ah, well, I don't know what to say then.

[@wolfandsoda]

+Graveyard151 You mean Canadia. xp

[@tieflingcorpse9817]

+Graveyard151 i cook rice

[@solelyliving9204]

“brush my little Bush downstairs” No one gonna mention that? Just me? ....ok

[@personamongdudes6003]

2:54 how about how regina backwards looks like a little racist word xD

[@sastina6714]

Yeah I was thinking that too but went quiet 😂

[@DyingWire]

Im black(kinda) so i can say nigga

[@DogggZilla]

Does no one notice that she never mentioned showering

[@awanaalislam562]

I just realized.... no no no no no no no god please no

[@mangmangkimandrewy.7149]

Hanate is always a troll. xD

[@richardwu7535]

No wayyyy we have the same profile pic looooool kise is bae ;)

[@mangmangkimandrewy.7149]

Oh hey ! :D

[@lexb584]

I.. I thought you were talking to yourself..

[@ricebadger6927]

Same XD

[@siauwtekkhiong2414]

LEX. LEX. S

[@parcedevous]

"brush my little bush downstairs" lmao ryan

[@yasmineaboarook5078]

Oh.. I get the joke now😂

[@meyanced5565]

Oml I get it😂😂😂. This guy is hilarious!!

[@krystal-bk4jv]

I dont get it..

[@tomatski]

her pubes

[@TritaniumYT]

"And then i jump back on coc" was another one from r dizzle

[@madelinejhun6803]

Regina and Miranda Sings should do a video together xD

[@jhncvbeauty5660]

yeh

[@louisezhao662]

omg yess

[@orlando7245]

Yes

[@sissa5290]

that would be so much fun!

[@SamGautreau7]

and Rolanda

[@LucyGoosey4636]

This is still hilarious 7 years of watching this multiple times God I miss Ryan

[@xxbrokenheartedgirlxx7998]

"so I yell at him and he just ignores me the whole time" "so I cried for 5-10 mins. and realized "wait I don't have a boyfriend~" this is just.... me and my posters

[@mamas7588]

so we're just gonna ignore the fact that R-dizzle said 'then i jump right back on that CoC.'?

[@sophieshore6623]

My Cat is Amazing yeah lets

[@tickleisweeb]

Yes we will. Because we are not dirty minded.

[@connerbeierle2651]

Yep

[@wjkdjfjebbcidjsnfjdoajdbf4865]

He means clash of clans

[@ruuullaa]

eatmybyuns. nope XD

[@brynnpurin9724]

"I brush my little bush downstairs" did anybody else notice that lol

[@saigey]

I don't get it

[@mapledoctor3915]

+Flipping Everything she brushes her Russian blue.

[@brynnpurin9724]

Jacob H when she says, "I brush my hair, and then i brush my teeth, then i brush my little bush downstairs" I thought it was a pun on her brushing her pube hair...

[@mapledoctor3915]

Brynn Marie it was.

[@mackenziesusi]

who's here from 2019 missing the old nigahiga videos 😂😂

[@subz9192]

I don't miss 'em. I cherrish and stay home cook rice

[@cherryoons2776]

"tears are coming down my face like kpop star in that movie Ninja Assassin, like rain" oH mY gOd RYAN

[@jubb7929]

I kNoW RigHT?! PS: ARMY?! KAYPOP FAN?!?!?!?!?!??!? yassssss

[@cherryoons2776]

Kim Minseokkie YES I'M AN ARMY XD KPOP FAN TOO :D

[@isadorabandeira6569]

ARMY >•< jungkook ma baby

[@cherryoons2776]

Isadora Brennand ARMY

[@createplanwithelle]

Army? Is there any soldiers mentioned in the video? I don't get it.

[@lisar6414]

"mourning routine? it's almost night."

[@milestorres2699]

WAKE UP, COOK RICE! ~Hanate

[@jellean5093]

So inspiring. It made me not quit life. Thank you, Hanate.

[@taylerking9576]

ice tray hole coke rise

[@makunguchabalala1508]

ice tray whole coke rise and I stay home cook rice

[@cheesepizza5729]

OHMYGOD last skitzo reference!!!

[@lpspuppypower1182]

HANATE HOW DARE HE GOOD JOB TO ROCKY...oh it's only Hanate's scary story

[@lpspuppypower1182]

+Steel Dragon Boy hehe TEEHEE

[@dinabotonjic4041]

+Tayler King i think Hanate says *i stay home cook rice

[@김서준-c9x]

just realized that if you say “Ice tray hole coke rise” it kinda sounds like “I stay home cook rice” Kinda sad

[@lousassole3340]

The last skitzo

[@megatrixe2808]

That is it though

[@mykie]

Taking makeup notes from you, Ryan.

[@briannaa3713]

gasp mykie

[@moonxoxo1568]

MYKIEEEEE O: (:

[@lilylopez771]

Oh ma gawd MKYKIE

[@MAMAMA842]

Who's coming back after watching the last skitzo episode? ☺️

[@babykim2822]

+Marny Rose me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@raykz543]

me

[@arielgracianodidimustanto65]

me

[@joohoneyonehunnit5459]

mee

[@Liahonbo]

HOW DID U KNOW

[@kheicee]

"brush my little bush downstairs" HAHAHAHA omg

[@StarryMidnight]

On a rewatch marathon cuz I miss you sm 🥺💙

[@beyonder6111]

Hanate the killer.

[@abdullahahmedt]

Ice tray hole coke arise

[@AlperTheMalper]

Haha

[@justjosie4940]

Rocky! 😃

[@lpspuppypower1182]

Rocky saved the day... ...ROCKY THE HERO 🏂🏂🏂🏂🏂🏂🏂🏂🏂

[@KirtFabGlam]

yeah!! go rocky!!

[@TheTopicMedia]

April 2018 anyone? I'm down for more Hannate 😂

[@maddiegemes2796]

Winters TV me to

[@bananabanana2326]

me

[@darkskull5790]

Yep

[@corynetherwood4406]

May 1st

[@emolift]

May 3rd 😂

[@kellanl.7878]

OH! I WAKE UP! ....cook rice

[@mahnrr]

XD

[@thenightmime2634]

Your picture

[@kellanl.7878]

+Crybaby///Blurryface what about it

[@mahnrr]

+Kellan L. Dats Twenty One Pilots my cousin is a really big fan of them

[@kellanl.7878]

Moon Light omg i am such twenty one pilots trash (look it up)

[@summerlove9298]

I miss this kind of comedy 😂

[@mistyeyes101]

"Oh I wake up cook rice" How did I not see that one coming? 😂 😂 😂

[@CiarradeBritto]

Tivon Salahuddin Haha I think we all got caught a little off guard. ;) I hope you're having a wonderful day!

[@matiasmedinadeoliveira2059]

Tivon Salahuddin I saw it coming but I still couldn't stop myself from laughing lol

[@mistyeyes101]

***** Thank you Ciarra! I was having a pretty bad day, but your comment, Ryan's video, and a little old-fashioned karaoke session made it better! :)

[@CiarradeBritto]

Tivon Salahuddin You're welcome, friend. I'm glad I could shine a little light on your day. You deserve happiness :)

[@mistyeyes101]

***** Thank you for being so kind, we need more people like you in this world :)

[@animegeek2092]

"I wake up cook rice!" Lol I love Hanate

[@boomtsamtsamtsaramtsam6306]

OMG Army is everywhere :O im one of them too ;))

[@jasminesee7526]

+tsendayush zayadorj SAAAME!!!

[@jjari0307]

army

[@isadorabandeira6569]

ARMY are EVERYWHERE >•

[@mushroom._.37]

Same!😄

[@nbksrbija1039]

Well I guess Hanate really is Canadian 7:36

[@user-xg1vb4dx7i]

NBK Srbija Balkanac brt ✌

[@Clawton]

cause his ""dad"" forgave him

[@yerrtheyerrinator929]

And then I realise .. That innocent old lady ... Was my ""dad""....

[@rein0123]

Mooshy the Moosher i thout he said "not dead" and i was confused

[@lazy5458]

U meant 8:36

[@cctv3438]

I recently just found this channel and Let me tell you I haven't laughed this hard in months

[@isaackookie8383]

Wow, new lamp! :D

[@KiwiBoi420]

I WAKE UP COOK RICE.

[@ragii1428]

WE NEED A HOW TO BE A GANGSTER PART 2 WITH JUST YOU AND SEAN. WE NEED IT. NEEEEEEEEEEED IT.

[@ashleesarahi]

YEEEEEES!!!

[@mackenzie4576]

Don't ruin it

[@MusicDecomposer]

1. How to be Ninja 2. How to be Gangster 3. How to be Emo 4. How to be Nerd 5. How to be ?????

[@hellothere5414]

NO

[@yuukiakashiya4123]

Haley Dewings Ey?

[@cofeetable9781]

My cat is a Russia blue

[@strengthman600]

I am a Russian blue, my name is R-Dizzle Fo Shizzle My Nizzle Off The Hizzle, Drizzle. My friend's name is Hanatewakusishiseotashaditeteriyakisuzukihomdacivic

[@ryanhiga]

Samuel Bauer lol really!?

[@nelaf]

Samuel Bauer My dog is a russian blue as well

[@akarshadithya5479]

nigahiga dear RYANhow many people work behind each video you make.

[@joseyg1094]

No...he lied....

[@Joemaniac]

I've watched these vids so many times and it never gets old

[@BinhNam1]

Anyone also coming here after watching 'The last skitzo'?

[@nobody-me4xn]

yes

[@kevinkade8477]

yep I rewatched all the skitzos after seeing the last skitzo

[@parkjimns]

Yep

[@aseempatwardhan6778]

yeah.... i did that too

[@duhlilahour369]

me

[@sisid.2981]

Am I the only one shipping R-Dizzle and Regina... The way he always smiles to her... We need a spin off I say

[@destinyprice9150]

i totally ship it😁

[@drprofessor2k05]

what the fu--TEEHEE! yeah, I don't see it.

[@alexsketches2197]

I ship tham and r dizzle

[@pamelanajar1137]

ship name ??? R-Digina or Reginizzle 😂😂 idk

[@sisid.2981]

+Pamela Najar R-Digina it is! 👍❤😂😂

[@giaonguyen3799]

Damn, Hanate is such a bomb 😂😂😂

[@kendracomo4415]

Giao Nguyen agreed😂

[@crazywizardcwf3392]

HANATEEHEE

[@griffinschumow7038]

CrazyWizard CWF HANATEEHEE

[@potesc]

He no bomb, he human

[@jazdawolf8051]

Griffin Schumow ,

[@jessicac6712]

Is it wrong that I actually got emotional at Hanate’s mourning routine 😂🤧

[@kaitlyn4137]

"I'm still here to" me when my teacher says pick a partner I HAVE NO FRIENDS

[@kaitlyn4137]

***** I have 1 friend at school (kinda)but sometimes she picks other people and i feel alone :(

[@alistairrainee1019]

That's simple work alone :D welcome to the loner club

[@reaganscates7009]

Omg same

[@kaitlyn4137]

***** sorry

[@LM-gk4bk]

+Kaitlyn Chadourne awww im so sorry to hear that you know when i was in 5th grade there was a girl her name was ashley she was my best friend soon she started ditching me for some other girl id ask her why she would ignore me i had no one else i was devastated i would sit on the side look at everyone and how happy they were with their bffs and i would just cry, cry, cry, and CRY i know how it feels just stay strong plus i know its random but listen to the song hold be strong by 2pak its what i used to do . trust it will make you feel MUCH better

[@sohamnandi2302]

Regina: ...... popular technique in other countries... outside of Nevada😂😂😂 3:17 I thought i was dumb

[@alexsierra4878]

Man Nevada is an independent country... My life is a lie. 😂😂😂

[@tamaduk]

Soham Nandi if Nevada is a country then England is a city

[@alexsierra4878]

I thought Phoenix was a state

[@babushkaissexyandbeautiful632]

I though earth was a city

[@nickolasyong]

Every morning i wake up afraid, afraid from my life, gunfire, screams. Before i know what i hear banging on my doors, someone’s trying to break in. Thats when i grabbed the gun i kept under my pillow and countdown 4 , 3 , 2 ... ... 1. I fired the moment that door opens before i can even get a good look at who it is. As I am about to leave, I realised that I know this man, he’s my father. Tears start coming down my face like a waterfall being chased by a TLC and I just run get in my car and head straight to my pshcologist in ten years cause I don’t know who else to talk to. I tell him the whole story and he tells me, Hanate you shouldn’t be sad cause your daddy didn’t die. I said what? And that’s when he tells me, Hanate, I am your dad. And I don’t know what to do, I... I don’t know what to do and I don’t know if I should be happy or betrayed and I just closed my eyes and blackout. When I opened them, I found my psycologist, my father dead. I shot him. I hear sirens coming and thats when I get back to my car and start driving again. Tears are coming down my face like a k-pop star in that movie ninja assassin, like rain. And it blurs my vision. Right as an old lady crossing the street. I slammed my brakes. I lose contol of the car and hit her, an innocent old lady. I get out, run over to her to see that she’s barely alive. I bend down next to her not able to convey how sorry I am. When she stops me, she tells me come closer, and she whispers, I forgive you... ... Son. And thats when I realised that this innocent old lady I killed was my dad. Tears started coming down my face like... ... OK, that’s enough. Hey! I’m not done! and i was like I want more of those lol

[@hannifhussain919]

My daily routine in a nutshell.

[@charlottevt6142]

xD

[@andrea.dandelion]

Thank you for writing this, haha. I love it!

[@alanisrochelle]

XD 😂

[@cranbussy9825]

Nickolas Yong mourning*

[@melorashu755]

Ryan...... I’m speechless I literally cried when Hanate had that accent and started his “morning” routine

[@_eden.c_]

r dizzles routine is the same as mine

[@_eden.c_]

btw tyan nice coc base

[@pigeon_lmao]

EdenCraft So you jump back on that COC?

[@kppver5539]

Xander Chiulli coc =clash of clans

[@pigeon_lmao]

I know what I said was a "joke" or a play on words

[@AJ-qr2op]

Lol

[@AwMiNoShades]

I wish I had found this channel years ago , Iv been watching your videos all night , it's been a while since I'm properly laughed out loud at a KZbin video , you sir , are a true entertainer , very very good work

[@sravanisingz]

I wish Ryan would do another Skitzo!!!

[@f0rreas0nsunkn0wn]

Had to comeback and watch because of Ryan’s twitch stream roleplay among us.

[@tiny_totoro8377]

same. Seeing regina reminded me how much I missed skitzo and his youtube vids