My Most Disappointing Moment of 2020

[@bigload6]

Gets scammed, breaks her neck, hits himself in the sack all for $60. Greatest toy unboxing of all time!

[@MaxStirnerFan185]

That is so funny man talk about a win win

[@bigload6]

@Drake wouldn't have as much fun with Mario kart tho

[@fieldzs1552]

@Drake Mario can't poop rainbow slime though, Sooooo

[@ramsey6227]

Here to say that I'm doing situps everyday for a year. This is my only way of spreading my channel besides paid ads and luck for the algorithm to work in my favor :) TRUMP2020!

[@ActuatedGear]

Best possible followup vid? "PULL!" *shotgunblast*

[@benlogicfactsshapiro]

My man gave himself C&B torture for a unicorn that can’t even poop. What a rip off.

[@Billy4real]

He sacrificed his balls for our sin

[@elle2194]

Cock and ball torture (CBT) is a sexual activity involving application of pain or constriction to the male genitals. This may involve directly painful activities, such as wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball-busting, genital flogging, urethral play, tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation or even kicking.[1] The recipient of such activities may receive direct physical pleasure via masochism, or emotional pleasure through erotic humiliation, or knowledge that the play is pleasing to a sadistic dominant. Many of these practices carry significant health risks

[@aight5926]

@@elle2194 Please, I don't want to imagine that.

[@elle2194]

@@aight5926 you already have

[@Serliu]

@@elle2194 thank you sir

[@schermanator0731]

I was absolutely terrified when he raised his voice. He always speaks in the same tone of voice that I convinced myself that was the only way he could speak. It was a phenomenon.

[@drew.-]

Its like when the cool teacher gets angry

[@Daughter_ofStars]

I jumped and quickly lowered my volume so my roommates wouldn't hear what they would think to be a man getting murdered.

[@skinneyjesus1550]

That genuinely confused tf outa me

[@crust9889]

When Charlie makes a voice and face like that, you know it's real.

[@kittencatnip407]

@@crust9889 Your profile picture is a sin.

[@bestpriest2224]

Charlie: I didn't have a pair of scissors Unicorn: You won't have a pair of balls either.

[@Fusselmydog]

I'll ruin the no comment streak

[@dontitfeelgoodtodriveabus]

​@@Fusselmydogmeh that's fine

[@bruhthedudegirl3775]

Everytime she sings he dies a little more. You can see it on his face.

[@bruhthedudegirl3775]

@@midori1059 I think that in order to have the motivation for a KZbin channel, you can't be 100% dead inside. More like 99.99999999%

[@DaydreamEuphoria]

He genuinely looked terrified

[@MelonHere20]

Yep

[@mommyakakitten231]

I NOTICED THAT I WAS CRYIGNJVJKS

[@brianbell139]

@@midori1059 Like us all.

[@thecringekid5744]

Poor Charlie, after paying 60$, getting a vesectomy and being humilliated by that box, he didn't even get the poopsie

[@stealthis]

It's in the box. He's just so let down though

[@crust9889]

Yeesh, I got one for a quarter of that price, the vasectomy that is

[@kcatholywater7134]

Destroy it

[@joelikespotatoes8321]

This shit was $60

[@Snizake2012]

I know right 😂😂😂

[@frostedmantis6414]

famous last words: “I didn’t have a pair of scissors”

[@roachdoggjr419]

But the cercumcision still happened

[@PCPrincipalsHusband]

3:19

[@Deni7s]

@@roachdoggjr419 lmao

[@nottruffle]

omg an orchid mantis profile pic! i have 4 baby orchid mantises and i love them!

[@alabamalockpicking]

He sacrificed for us

[@immortalist1010]

Charlie saying Matt has balls of steel was some of the best foreshadowing I’ve seen

[@1hero866]

“This is the worst toy, no kid is going to buy this” *Sells out**

[@alphads2000]

YOU THINK ITS WAS BOUGHT BY AND FOR KIDS? NAH FAM IT DOESNT WORK LIKE THAT

[@beastballchampions]

Murica ?

[@linkimusprimeproductions7890]

Hm I wonder why

[@deadmen5672]

Next videos gonna be about how he got sponsored by them

[@LindensTree]

He's not a kid is he though

[@Ancientreapers]

I smell some lawsuits coming. "This is not the Pooping version" should be prominently displayed on the front of the box.

[@AxelWedstar411]

You'd think the £20 difference in price would be enough of a tip-off.

[@ArmandoHernandez-ch4ul]

Alex Steward Are you...a poopsie enthusiast?

[@sharonspears-mandeville2369]

Yeah,makes sense.

[@hazamaunlimited8131]

Alex Steward you mean to tell me that the actual toy is worth 80?

[@AxelWedstar411]

@@hazamaunlimited8131 80 US dollars? Maybe at scalping prices...

[@Hixx367]

When he hit his sack that was the most energy I've EVER heard from charlie and I've been watching him for five years

[@doingpushupseverydayuntil2108]

Charlie may have just be reawoken but I do be doing pushups tho

[@RonaldoVODS]

EXACTLY

[@AcidReign156]

Like he said, "Wake Up Call"

[@christkid117]

it honestly scared me lol

[@AcidReign156]

@@christkid117 Ikr. My volume was all the way up to.

[@irie169]

I cannot believe that one of the most popular moments of Charlie in the world aside from his major role in Hunger Games is from a toy aiming to nurture scat fetish into children. What a world.

[@marwan4358]

wut?

[@Krystinelle]

I’m surprised no one came running when he screamed, he’s never raised his voice so much before- i’d be worried.

[@Daniel-fr1bh]

Clearly you've never seen him fight a cockroach

[@jasonbowman9521]

I thought perhaps he almost pinched a finger off in one of the toy's joints. They use to make stuff that did that.

[@keemo3084]

Oh I came alright...

[@genesisosuna]

@@keemo3084 wtf

[@bruhmoment1781]

@@keemo3084 *NO*

[@toothbrushcat4608]

"Oh do you have a daughter?" "No I'm buying this for my friend."

[@WadeAlma]

Even if he wanted to give it to his daughter he couldn't after that vasectomy.

[@senseinuuh]

I would just say no because we only gonna have baby Boys if it's a girl then issa abortion time

[@terra_the_nightingale135]

@@senseinuuh w h a t

[@senseinuuh]

@@terra_the_nightingale135 Nani attendo nandeo nande yamero

[@somegenericguy2909]

@@senseinuuh I see you're a man of culture

[@joerobo100]

Imagine the kids faces on Christmas day when they realise they got the dancing Poopsie not the pooping Poopsie. Now we don't have to imagine...

[@nursesarehot5172]

You have to kick them in the sack afterwards to get the full experience

[@sped5462]

abdgh

[@Artemi22]

honestly i hope kids don't get this at all, but i know they will

[@soyalguienqueestamuyaburri8396]

cool birb at least not in my country *yet*

[@tired_artist9239]

666th like 😈 Edit: dammit, someone ruined it :(

[@lagtastic1213]

I hate rewatching this. I know its going to happen, yet i can't warn him, can't tell him about his impending doom...

[@sober_katz]

the only surprise he got was a vasectomy..

[@lance740]

The fact that Charlie took a hulk like punch straight to the sack for a singing unicorn with a scat fetish is truly amazing

[@detyvitanova749]

Thank you for the summary, that's all I needed.

[@localegoist4079]

true art

[@kcatholywater7134]

Destroy it

[@XaetaCore]

This is art

[@CMOTC]

Did anyone else read this in Charlie's voice?

[@crispypeepohole69]

As stoic as Charlie is... his eyes: hollow. His gaze: a thousand yards. His soul: escaping. His balls: crushed.

[@surdus_anguis6035]

His smile: gone

[@TheLastSpartan111]

Hotel: trivago

[@yourmomsfavorite69]

69th like

[@r3gret2079]

Lmao great comment

[@samuelc6246]

His pants: un-beshitten.

[@Bozo_Weirdo]

“Matt has iron-clad nuts” Guess he should have opened it.

[@FireTurtle157]

“Matt has iron clad nuts” God: very poor choice of words

[@aidanmakinster922]

LMFAO 🤣

[@bruhh448]

@I’m_a_stupid_person_who_should_get_a_life I eat pp ?

[@chrispy-MF]

Rip children

[@jordanadams7168]

No one's gonna top this comment

[@MegaPokeman1]

The fact that he screamed in that much pain and was able to continue on speaking normally demonstrates his amazing strength.

[@yourewrong264]

This toy is basically a toy that advertises the other one

[@javigd96]

It's fucking messed up, it's clearly missleading either kids or weirdos, like that's asshole design. Still, Charlie should have known, since he saw the tutorial in the last video. The belly button served other purposes so it couldn't be for singing.

[@cookiemonster-ky9ru]

Javi G Damas but he didn’t go out and buy it... his friend did so it’s not really anyone’s fault except for the missleading advertising and I mean if a kid wants the one that poops it’s also very likely that the parent could also just as easily pick up the wrong one

[@JK-ei7wr]

The ultimate paradox

[@expression3639]

My province banned advertising to children 13 and under in 1987 and things like this are why.

[@jacobr2022]

@@javigd96 Since it's the non-pooping one, wouldn't it be a non-asshole design? If you know what I mean.

[@bravosix2506]

He hit himself in the sack so he could never have a kid that could experience this terrible toy

[@mid7752]

@@xxdiamond345xx3 no u

[@happi2659]

why dont you have a bravo 6 pfp?

[@CoreyDDH2]

@@mid7752 big brain play

[@hotdog210]

Price

[@penelopeboivin3191]

This is the way

[@pandoraswatcher9637]

“Matt has nuts of steel” After this video we’ve found out Charlie does not

[@DanDAlittleMan]

😂

[@Kirply]

Under-rated comment

[@aykayjee4133]

i’m still pretty sure he does because he recovered with “so i hit myself extremely hard in the sack”

[@zexfafa2794]

Charlie be like: lose a armo or go in public.Charlie arm and 2 fingers and we have a deal

[@DrRAZI99]

Does not... what ?

[@xxGojira54]

"If you parents told you for Christmas they are getting a Divorce it would still be a better gift than this." Damn that shit hits hard. 🤣🤣

[@devilfruitenjoyer2930]

Charlie: snaps its neck Unicorn: So you have chosen... No children

[@faznanbadri6854]

i think the company plotting this revenge from the day Charlie shitting on their commercial. charlie send an agent to purchase this and they still know.

[@Reverse_Goat]

I’m ur 666th like

[@aym_gei9708]

matt can survive the impact

[@CowKirbo]

Lmao That was an actually good joke

[@BallonEEE.]

And no shit

[@polaroidproductions3198]

“My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.”

[@krispyhoe2126]

Yes.

[@beefy2110]

Yes.

[@malignant3423]

Yes.

[@Repizchannel]

More like "and my nuts are ruined"

[@liamduh2490]

Yes.

[@slippy4]

He actually had the face of disappointment when he realized the childrens toy he convinced his friend to buy couldn't even shit for him

[@slippy4]

@@lampadudle fr lol

[@ser6Ijvolk]

Everyone, including Charlie, expected this to be a scat episode, but it turned out to be a CBT one.

[@broken_stick8906]

Well, he didn't get his slime, but he certainly got a surprise.

[@Tacogamer123]

No kidding

[@Tacogamer123]

70

[@lutetium9209]

The inside of his sack certainly did

[@beezcheese]

looks like he can't slime anymore

[@LeoHeist03]

And not in the good way

[@headhunter5745]

''My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined'' same vibe

[@Devvo0z]

Exactly what I thought.

[@jongxina4929]

Head Hunter lol yh

[@natusMCMII]

yeah...like a 2.0 Charlie version of it

[@lylix1667]

Yeah lol

[@kishor5389]

review brah is the Charlie of an alternate universe

[@tiffany7023]

Charlie: Matt has nuts of steel. Also Charlie: Crushed nuts.

[@Justanothabrony]

I can't get over the face Charlie makes whenever the toy starts singing. It's a look of immeasurable sadness and discomfort. Like a part of him died, but he can never leave this hell because Death himself doesn't want to be anywhere near the toy either.

[@TheLastHylianTitan]

It’s like he’s mentally reminiscing on the good toys he used to have in his childhood as a means to remain strong. It’s so sad. I just want to throw some super rare YGO cards at him just so he’ll smile again.

[@erikmckoul2478]

I can definitely feel his pain I have lost all hope for humanity when I learned they were almost sold out. That hit to the balls was the universes disapproval. lol

[@blackheartzerotheundergrou3225]

It's the realisation that _"Oh fuck, this isn't even the right toy, is it...?"_

[@Rekken200]

Christ opening his very first Christmas present, circa 1 AD colorized

[@HKSFangirl]

Weeb

[@jessicaferaru4402]

ユーロビートAKat - weeb

[@jessicaferaru4402]

tntim111 it be like that

[@ss-nu3qf]

Pinnacle of modern humor

[@noc7owL]

@@HKSFangirl ?

[@stephaniekern603]

Poor Charlie. He spent $60, and all he got was a dancing unicorn that doesn't poop and an accidental vasectomy.

[@thecatrizable]

vase what

[@guysimlemonreal]

@@thecatrizablelook it up

[@randybuckley4373]

​@@thecatrizableso what info did ya find bucko.

[@smitty_werben_jagerman_jensen]

​@@thecatrizableyou cant squirt special sweet and sour sauce from McDonald's

[@neaminious8516]

*WHEEZE*

[@CattleTheCat]

*”You gotta bleed for the Poopsie”* No that’s just called dysentery or constipation

[@questionable9470]

The doll just singing, while Charlie is thinking of what he had done to deserve this: 4:54

[@gianghuynh8120]

"now is not the time" said the man who have given up the will to live.

[@Chimerathedragon]

I'll tell you what he did, he hit himself extremely hard in the sack and left it in only for me to laugh at, at 3am

[@deboracarrera9708]

lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooo

[@somedew9317]

@@gianghuynh8120 that line actually made me die lol

[@Misanthropolis]

Today I learned a new thing about America: There is such a thing known as Super Target.

[@grilledleeks6514]

welcome to 20 years ago haha

[@matthewphillips1890]

I live in America and I didn’t even know about those...

[@kolibri_makoto]

Kristers Feldmanis it’s just Target, but BIGGER

[@SilverMontegiu]

What you're seeing now is a normal Target. This is a Super Target And this...this is a Super Target which goes beyond Super Target...A SUPER TARGET II !!! BUT THIS... IS TO GO.... EVEN... FURTHER.... B E Y O N D !!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@Cruscker]

Every 60 second in Africa is a minute

[@DarthZ01]

"So this model absolutely could not take a shit." Sounds like quitter's talk. A drill plus a few plumbing parts and you could give that thing a digestive tract.

[@thatonenotmentallyillmf3199]

Yes...Ŷ€$

[@cr1sprarchives408]

@FMC Kronos sounds like an intense lot of work for a pooping doll

[@cr1sprarchives408]

@FMC Kronos rather expensive too, do you know how much an ear of the undead cost these days?

[@mocha1759]

This is one of the most cursed comments I’ve ever read and I love it

[@Kitty-ion]

@FMC Kronos where do you get yours? I have to buy mine from the local undertaker

[@makotoplush9776]

Charlie hitting himself in the nuts trying to open a Poopsy Slime Unicorn was more embarrassing than when I hit myself in the nuts playing Superhot VR

[@sakikurokoma7867]

"I'LL SAVE YOU POOPSIE!" *snaps her neck*

[@energeticbombom328]

he saved her from this miserable plane of existance!

[@jistudios5751]

So he pulled a spiderman

[@flour4cake]

Time Stamp please? ;w;

[@mc_human1028]

@@flour4cake like at 2:35 ish

[@Bushcamper777]

Hi everyone

[@realkingofantarctica]

"My disappointment is immeasurable and my year is ruined."

[@emberpowertcg7692]

Damn

[@devanshvatsal4128]

"My disappointment is immeasurable and my nutsack is ruined."

[@Naif314]

The King of Antarctica same

[@kshitijb.3682]

Brahh

[@MrG-bk2yi]

review brah

[@junein4732]

The scream of pain was actually terrifying. Full grown man scream of pain.

[@penelopeboivin3191]

Manliest way to fail

[@gabrielpineirogarcia2078]

It legit shook me. I was dozed off with his monotone voice and the suddeness spooked me xD

[@nickalvarado6179]

It was more of a manly yell of pain but I wouldn't be surprised if that was Charlie's version of a scream.

[@Rdtr1624]

He actually took the hit quite well

Ofc youd be scared when Jesus gets hurt

[@Natan-es9ms]

3:45 His face during the poop dance 😂😂😂

[@omega4483]

bros regretting his life choices that led to this point

[@xedoutbigblob]

Damn, you can tell by the scream that he didn't fake that.

[@xedoutbigblob]

@@MrTonymontana3039 I'd be lying if it wasn't also that I trust him not to bullshit the audience. I genuinely think one of the only genuine people left on the platform.

[@MrTonymontana3039]

@@xedoutbigblob ok, you got me there

[@nakshatpandey456]

@@MrTonymontana3039 Honestly, if a guy can reveal the most embarrassing moments of his life in front of an audience of over 6M without hesitation, i'd be inclined to believe that he didn't fake it.

[@__-ou4in]

@Mark Picardi I know right. That’s something that you don’t fake.

[@peanutman4838]

Bruh I'm a girl so I'll never know what that feels like but dude I felt the pain in his voice fuck sake 😖

[@johnthomas626]

“You gotta bleed for the poopsie”-Charlie 2020

[@dardyd2830]

I read this the exact moment he said it, nice timing

[@alesandranasywanawfa6388]

Truly inspirational

[@almosthomeless5953]

No pain, no stain

[@Mattlexic]

if you really wanna enjoy it.

[@collinkeyser6827]

And Get Whacked In The Sack For It Too.

[@oliverspencer8502]

3:12 almost perfect jingle bells tune

[@theamazingcj2748]

Nice

[@Chara_Dreemurr001]

Can't unhear it

[@funni1472]

Jingle balls 😩

[@bowser304]

Wooooooowww

[@paramiere]

And the perfect 3:20

[@gianlucatartaro1335]

2:25 “I’LL SAVE YOU POOPSIE! *nuts* AGHGHGH!” Bro I’m DYING 😂

[@re_i_gn]

This is the hardest I've ever heard Charlie scream due to pure agony. The Poopsie Slime Surprise™ is a force to be reckoned with.

[@darcey6392]

I'm in tears laughing, my god

[@ThatboyWrong]

@Sar Same I had to look up from what I was doing

[@karimahsan341]

Oh god, its fucking funny af

[@st7eetc47p]

And the way he recovered is immaculate.

[@lylasaur6694]

i agree

[@max5845]

3:19 His voice literally goes up over 2 octaves.

[@edibleandsentientautomobil5396]

He doesn't feel like the same person

[@tylerschuck5442]

Yeah fun fact it’s scientifically proven hitting yourself in the testicles hard enough can cause you to go up an octave due to the extreme pain and testosterone levels

[@mooonns]

never heard his voice that high lmao

[@maxmachin808]

OLD ASS MAN YELL

[@KorporalKReephdmkiytrecv69]

When did we go from entire mountains of Yu-Gi-Oh cards to this.

[@ieatratsfordinner2064]

No

[@Sycholesent]

Yes

[@SuperWarriorcatslove]

Welcome to the channel

[@myfavoritethings3626]

💩🌈💩🌈💩🌈💩🌈💩🌈💩🌈💩🌈💩🌈💩🌈💩🌈💩🌈💩🌈💩🌈💩🌈💩🌈💩🌈💩🌈💩🌈

[@lukenluken]

Why not both?

[@joaopedrogoulart3089]

"I didn't have a pair of scissors" famous last words.

[@jpbostonian]

Gotta be honest I think it's more normal having all those sex toys rather than a poopsie suprise toy

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

Well adult would have those what psycho would have that toy unicorn

[@nicholaslynch5809]

I mean for practicality sake yes:)

[@lorenshancock4476]

At least the sex toys will be used too.

[@Neno-jn4sk]

Simon Beige and get enjoyment

[@Cruscker]

@Deadpoppin of course

[@loliprison7759]

Plot twist: The "boom" sound didn't come from the toy being ripped out from the box, the sound actually came from Charlies nuts exploding from the impact of the unicorn

[@morphinetyme]

Underrated

[@L-Jplayz]

*calls the fucking fbi*

[@EmberDawn]

Oh---

[@pigmeatatinlay]

i mean it was kinda both

[@EndergamerEndergamer]

Duel of the fates plays*

[@mr.techaky7655]

3:50 Looks like he's witnessing every war-crime known to man and all of the children he can no longer father.

[@TheWilderCat]

"Not bad."

[@toyoshark2925]

It looks like hes doing a ww3 or 2 (lol i cant remember) flashback

[@FreddyKruegerTheDreamDemon]

@@toyoshark2925 "doing"? you dont *do* a flashback, you have one. Also ww3? what grade are you in dude

[@notalolicon170]

@@FreddyKruegerTheDreamDemon You must be really fun at parties. Also, name checks out, 14 year old detected.

[@FreddyKruegerTheDreamDemon]

@@notalolicon170 someone likes making assumptions dont they! i used to make fun of him by making videos mocking him but youtube took them down due to them being "offensive". Read my description/about.

[@Taven_]

2:54, Penguin Wins, Flawless Victory! FATALITY!

[@EnricoPacu]

Dancin Unicorn uses Nutslam

[@batrickpateman1460]

Charlie accidentally abolishing his sack scared the shit outta me

[@theexclusivefool5121]

Its probably the first instance of Charlie showing any emotion other than just boredom.

[@kentlampad7266]

You'll get used to it, especially looking at his reaction to cockroaches - still felt the pain of the nuts tho

[@Kingcali999]

😂i read this comment right before it happened in the vid and got scared

[@justsomesuperherowithoutam4386]

Same lmfao 🤣

[@oTryHardz]

I saw your comment and then saw how he was holding the box and just waited for it to happen lmao

[@liamcook9220]

3:50 he looks like he just relived every key moment in his life while trying to understand what brought him to this moment

[@caolan8081]

“They’re in the trees”

[@crystalalumina]

"not bad"

[@Freddy_Fazbear_1983_]

She just got her revenge

[@quasarm825]

The next video should be “Destroying Poopsie With a Bat”

[@Detahramet]

Bat is a weird way to spell sex toy.

[@kcatholywater7134]

Destroy it

[@wikidwisurdzzz49]

That's a waste of $60 then.

[@carcinogenicthalidomide3057]

Flamethrower

[@kangy5975]

with a firecracker would be more fitting

[@YourLordMobius]

Hearing charlies real screams of pain was definitely disturbing.

[@I-Tried-Ok]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/on2chGWBnr-ZeLs

[@Shiestyy21]

all we need to add isARRGH I AM COOMING AAAARRRGGHHHH

[@maxfeder6898]

RabbitHumper69 wtf

[@boblobgobstopper13214]

RabbitHumper69 bro wtf?

[@Blob69]

@@I-Tried-Ok stfu spammer

[@greendoor4039]

By far the most emotion he’s shown ever Besides the fabled WOOOOOO-

[@Thatoneguy0891]

YEAH

[@justinsustin]

BABY, THATS WHAT IVE BEEN WAITIN FOR

[@thechubster3423]

WOO

[@Niagaranobs]

WE'RE MAKIN A UNICORN TAKE A SHIT. WOO HOO HOO!

[@maxgaming7444]

This is what fun is all about

[@supercat3d410]

3:53 the way he just sits there a thousand yard stare as the lil singing thing dances on da tabe killed me he looks so disappointed whit his life choices 💀

[@pizzadito1723]

Charlie hitting himself in the balls was the funniest shit I've seen all day.

[@dr.sandflea9236]

Dude that hurt me

[@kimjongun2224]

I am a woman and I felt the pain in my neck and stomach.

[@limerence89]

Month*

[@ahumanrs]

The shrill he emitted emancipated my nightmares :(

[@luca2000570]

He brought this to himself (lol tho)

[@kriswilson8034]

Toys like this make me feel sad. There's no way this thing could entertain a kid for more than a single afternoon at best. They'll be excited to open it, and that's the most joy that'll ever come from it before it gets thrown out.

[@camokarzi8491]

No, trust me, this could entertain a child for months. The parents would hear that song in their nightmares.

[@navybluechilipeppers]

excatly...as soon as you see the gimmick idk what there is left to do. It's so bulky and big too that I don't think you can manipulate them easily enough to be regular dolls that you roleplay stories with.

[@lezzdenden]

I sounded just like you, but kids continue to prove me wrong. My niece has a pooping flamingo and her grandparents never even gave her the poop/ food. She'd sit it on the included toilet and just sing "uh oh gotta go"

[@trippingandbrowsing1269]

as someone who had a Tickle Me Elmo that rolled around on the floor and lost its mind, and a pig that walked and oinked "jingle bells" and screeched when you pull its tail......change your single afternoon to months, possibly years.

[@twistedwonderland1043]

As someone who has a younger sibling I can confirm this.

[@dolphidelaware]

- buys the product - breaks its neck - gets hit in the balls with the product - it's the wrong product yeah wow you had a bad day today

[@brickboy-nd5in]

Product costs 60 freaking dollars*

[@sandwichmonster7067]

Someone mail the poor lad some Pokémon cards.

[@avery4698]

That scream was so powerful that i felt the pain in it

[@BlacBushido]

*get hit in the balls* Charlie:*scream in pain* Also Charlie: tis but a scratch

[@trishmoore5349]

Never heard him so loud. Lol

[@deletioninducedin7days919]

Lmao, to the top!

[@tigershark8867]

A scratch? Your sack's off!

[@jeredalmeida1880]

"It's just a flesh wound" 🤣

[@clixhe]

where is it? lol

[@Jodus_MacGotuss]

3:20 every male mammal in a 20 mile radius: i feel a great disturbance in the force.

[@Blue_Mike]

😂💀

[@aka.szxchy]

R.I.P Charlie's balls

[@Fernisawake]

@Joel Kim children

[@faizozigi869]

@@Fernisawake children

[@j1hunt]

@@faizozigi869 children

[@DefinitelyMisery]

3:20 is by far the most raw emotion we're ever getting from the moist legend himself, I'm honored to have witnessed something like this happen on a poopsie surprise unicorn unboxing, what a legend

[@I-Tried-Ok]

Lol kzbin.info/www/bejne/on2chGWBnr-ZeLs

[@mo_the_great8002]

He came

[@Dumb_Killjoy]

@@mo_the_great8002 And will never again

[@MoonchildDontCry]

I got genuinely concerned and sad. Because Charlie never shouts. He usually just turns his voice high pitched and a little loud.

[@dabesst9080]

Pewdiepie died 😭 kzbin.info/www/bejne/nnPTaYeFgJp4Z8U

[@kaosz7777]

"Suprise Visectomy I just recieved" Just killed me. I lost it

[@PabzRoz]

Why is nobody talking about how we just heard Charly raise his voice for the first time ever??? I had no idea his vocal chords even had a different tone! Edit: I discovered the cockroach trilogy...

[@jackdamanchan]

For real its the first time he's ever changed tone

[@himikojou5111]

@UCgorncetYhGS4qDf7ydP5LQ I was just about to say this haha, it's his kryptonite

[@rinoz47]

Youve never seen him fight a cockroach

[@blokvader8283]

A while ago he made a video talking about a PickUp Artist and he screamed in it. Not as loud as this though

[@dottyastercapasloke2739]

Have you not seen the cockroach vids??

[@kongfucarrot]

“So i hit my sack” He said without emotion Comedy: 1000

[@bruhumusmomentus6055]

Reddit moment

[@taylordavison6849]

It's like the Jarsquatter shock site. There was broken glass, but the man remained calm.

[@elisa.r.g]

I have actual tears from laughter

[@vanajalekkala5098]

@@taylordavison6849 ah yes

[@chibi_jojo9000]

E moment

[@clarabosswald]

Charlie went through all the experiences of childbirth with this toy: hardship, waiting, cautious excitement, extreme pain in the lower region, and then overwhelming disappointment

[@SurprisinglyDynamicAnimeSideC]

FUN FACT: The last stage never actually ends.

[@eh-9994]

I’m a Talking Giraffe and I approve this message

[@chubbynerd]

Charlie's scream of agony still haunts me to this day

[@AFoolsDream]

the man said "I'LL SAVE YOU POOPSIE" That is the manliest thing i've ever heard

[@I-Tried-Ok]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/on2chGWBnr-ZeLs

[@phoenyx107]

Man said he'd save the poopsie toy, then snapped its neck. Now that, that is a true man

[@squirethegreat8258]

Damn the bots are now teaming up to be the most annoying force on this planet.

[@shivampunia]

He also said, "She doesn't need her neck to take a poop i guess"

[@alwxander281]

Charlie talking about Matt: "he has balls of steel." Charlie opening a toy: smashes his own nuts that aren't made of steel.

[@Bozo_Weirdo]

TGzxslayer 101 I gotta ask, why the hell do weirdos copy and repost comments?

[@Dranex11]

@@Bozo_Weirdo who copy and posted a comment?

[@finklebottoms]

@@Bozo_Weirdo I gotta ask, why the hell do weirdos copy and repost comments?

[@meganbenson1478]

@@finklebottoms I gotta ask, why the hell do weirdos copy and repost comments?

[@metallica3750]

@@meganbenson1478 I gotta ask, why the hell do weirdos copy and repost comments?

[@comradedyatlov4143]

3:19 Even as a girl I felt his pain, goddamnit Charlie, say goodbye to any future kids

[@lelouchvibritannia7702]

Bruh im laughing but i felt the pain as if it were me in that situation

[@chrissy9153]

Yeah fr I’m a girl and I can only imagine what that feels like

[@jskratnyarlathotep8411]

from now on he'll has foals =D

[@xenonium07]

Im a Guy and its a lot worse than you think it is

[@comradedyatlov4143]

Sorry about that, take care of your eggs man

[@averagecroat196]

him mentioning mat having nuts of steal is great foreshadowing for whats about to come next

[@ogaga051]

Charlie after watching the poopsie tutorial only to get a non poopsie toy: "years of academy training wasted"

[@ginabernacchi2163]

Omg 💀💀💀

[@prsl-qy5mt]

LMAO

[@amatsua1271]

"I feel like I got scammed" Toy starts singing and dancing. "Now's not the time."

[@craigalexis1606]

HE LOOK SO DISAPPOINTED AND SOUNDS SO SAD

[@lbthebookworm2807]

3:50 the face of a man who regrets every decision he’s made up until this point

[@FreakyDeakyGooner]

I swear Charlie is a great inspiring and wise god, but it's moments like "we don't have scissors, I could not find a fly's swatter" where I lose a tad of hope

[@Mr.ManBoi64]

I mean he beat the wasp with a charizard card soooooo...

[@DoubleBxss]

"How popular are shitting toys" Me who has a 6 year old sister: Oh let me tell you something

[@satanluvscheese]

I guess you could use the toy for little kids who are in "diaper to toilet" mode...other then that it just looks stupid and dumbbbbn

[@Audrey.May16]

I have a 6 year old brother, it’s not much better

[@taoakoalienka4762]

Arrow_is_a_memer so he likes pooping unicorns too?

[@valperez7692]

My boyfriend's sister is into pooping toys as well

[@Audrey.May16]

@@taoakoalienka4762 not unicorns, dinosaurs

[@thepanthar]

i won't forgive y'all for disappointing this beautiful homeless man.

[@cheesefart570]

Lol he's called Jesus at the gas station

[@yorn2577]

Homeless jesus in a house

[@CA-vy8et]

Valorius Zephyr hw could be one of those homeless people that sneaks into people’s houses while they’re gone

[@yorn2577]

@@CA-vy8et and then uses their PC to make content and leaves right after lmao

[@Larry-rk1op]

I can't believe someone donated this to a homeless man to make his dream of playing with a pooing unicorn come true Restored my faith in humanity

[@lydiahe6790]

Larry i love your pfp

[@Toa_Va]

69 likes, nice

[@JoanDarc1984]

Probably ruined his day when he discovered it can’t shit

[@valforatlas]

Sadly the man who bought it for him although he had good intentions bought the homeless man a unicorn who only sings about pooing, this man might be the most unfortunate person to walk the earth, but it’s the thought that counts right?

[@doingpushupseverydayuntil2108]

Your faith in humanity may have been restored but I do be doing Pushups tho

[@tammytheranger7645]

Imagine if someone made a edit of 3:20 with the Dark Souls "You Died" screen.

[@djbaconproductions3380]

Imagine what a disappointment kids are having because they wanted a toy that shits and they got a that dances.

[@I-Tried-Ok]

Ok kzbin.info/www/bejne/on2chGWBnr-ZeLs

[@dunda563]

@RabbitHumper69 You're cringe

[@Up10tionslay]

Shitting toys> toys that won't encourage little kids to play with their own shit

[@oqvirtuoso2268]

“Oh no, I broke her neck. The way he just said that in the most monotone sound ever is so good XD

[@geeky8693]

No comment here?! Suprised

[@nancyambriz6404]

2:33 yw

[@andrewscasualmtb]

She'll be alright.

[@asura7941]

Time stamp?

[@gooblas]

3:19 the rarest sound known to mankind, charlie's pain

[@karinja3172]

The only thing that can cause pain to Jesus is himself

[@epicats]

3:20

[@thatportapottyguy6096]

Hearing Charlie disburse so much energy from that scream is the most surprising thing ever

[@XShaneX19]

Todays toys seem to have a lot of deceptive marketing.

[@obiwankenobi8033]

Your pfp is me rn

[@ChloetteSK]

That's deeply upsetting

[@meganbenson1478]

@@obiwankenobi8033 general kenobi, you are a bold one

[@ramsey6227]

Here to say that I'm doing situps everyday for a year. This is my only way of spreading my channel besides paid ads and luck for the algorithm to work in my favor :) TRUMP2020!

[@TheDreadedJuggernaut]

That's all they have to do ever since mass marketing. Flood advertisements, kids beg for toy, get bored, rinse and repeat.

[@diegoplayz826]

3:19 First blood 10xp Double kill 20xp Silent takedown 100xp Menace 200xp

[@Thatoneguy0891]

I wouldn’t quite call that aftermath “silent”

[@inactivechannel6227]

“Double kill” Very clever

[@RoosterPups]

ball breaker 2x 300xp

[@Hellwaterva]

double kill lol

[@Losef51]

"killing spree"

[@HuddBob]

"Who would want a shitting Unicorn" "I am disapointed I don't have the shitting unicorn"

[@KoishYea]

Duality of a man

[@OS_Nines]

The pain in Charlie's eyes when he made it dance. He definitely reconsidered becoming a youtuber.

[@SpookiSandwich]

Viewers: "Did you get the toy out?" Charlie: "Yes" Viewers: "What did it cost?" Charlie "...My future kids."

[@georgeking3309]

😂😂

[@Judasofnazareth]

@@georgeking3309 disliked

[@Mackllie]

​@@Judasofnazarethliked

[@Send.help.pls.1]

and the fact he commonally just said "alright"

[@sham9505]

@@Judasofnazareth?

[@andyzh2950]

This toy wasn't meant for kids, but we are not ready for that conversation.

[@DsgSleazy]

It was meant as a sex toy😈

[@SonOvaSon]

Drop D. Opps CHILL LOL

[@DBSG1976]

First comment that made me laugh out loud in a long time...

[@newuser8462]

mm that toy finna make me act UP 😳

[@bushisback112]

Bronies with a poo fetish

[@gomichow]

"Poopsie wanted a poopsi-" Charlie: _now's not the time._ *when is the time, Charlie.*

[@pennyraehawkins9788]

Unimportant. What matters is the time is not now.

[@o_o_o6459]

Never

[@decstevo3510]

Charlie: 'there's never a time, You Sellout!!

[@Cruscker]

@@pennyraehawkins9788 so whens the time. Not now or now

[@G.C_McCrea2024]

Charlie and the Unicorn? Sounds like some children's book 😭

[@alfiona7951]

So I'm the only one who thinks this doll looks pregnant? Okay.

[@fineapple3435]

K Kondor that doesn’t mean it isn’t pregnant ...

[@lavendertears1814]

@@fineapple3435 oh no 🤢🤢🤢

[@gountaa]

Inflation fetish

[@Pukeprincess]

Black Posydon *no

[@Nitrolord]

Maybe it's just blocked up

[@perciusmandate]

...There was an entire process to getting this thing made. Somebody had to pitch this idea for a pooping rainbow unicorn at a big corporate meeting. Then an entire board of company execs had to agree that this pooping unicorn was a great and fun toy that kids would want. Then a legal team had to agree that there was no problem with selling sparkly horse excrement to children. Now children in China work for cents on the hour to produce legions of $60 pooping unicorns for your child to play with once and leave in a forgotten corner of their toy box until it is inevitably thrown out during spring cleaning one year. And now this shining, shitting unicorn; that took millions of dollars to research, develop, and market; that people sweat and bled to create in joyless factories in the far flung edges of the world; that you spent sixty of your hard earned dollars to buy for your child so that they could have a scant second of happiness on one of the bleakest, loneliest Christmas mornings any child has faced in the last century... Now this marvel of modern toy making, shit taking technology will sit alone in a filthy landfill for the rest of time. It will not weather. It will not rot. It will simply sit there, amidst mountains of slime and detritus, as a monument to our avarice. And when our society inevitably crumbles to dust and ruin, this pretty plastic pooping unicorn will remain. And into an empty, uncaring universe, it will ask... "WHAT YA GONNA DO WITH ALL THIS POOP?"

[@CRAB_CRASHERZ]

I'm going to think about this comment for a very long time.

[@gracewisnosky6903]

Underrated comment

[@higado2]

Well done! That was quite a fun read! Do you write essays for a living? Hehehe

[@artoo9400]

I just wanted to leave a comment thanking you for this, truly.

[@quitequeerquesadilla]

i unironically want this as a copypasta so i can mount it on my wall holy fuck this was a good read