MY MOST HUMBLING STORYTIMES...

[@rey_saber7774]

“Yes lets put all my donkey Kong adult weight on this fragile developing child’s back” IM CACKLING

[@AlanaLintao]

HAHHAHA

[@rey_saber7774]

@@AlanaLintao OMG ILYSM

[@s1mplyK1tt9]

@@AlanaLintaohey, wait! u dropped this 👑

[@karlacarrillo3460]

CAN WE TALK ABT HOW YOU NEVER FAIL TO MAKE ME CRY WHILE LAUGHING? CURRENTLY WHEEZING THE SOUL OUT OF ME

[@susanna-gn1qt]

“bouncing up the stairs like a pixar lamp” 💀IM ON THE FLOOR

[@intrgritypinkney3849]

Like her 😂😂

[@stayxo_]

Alana constantly beating the life out of her chair 😭😭

[@elmontro]

i don’t usually find you tubers who make me cackle, howl, roll in laughter, but i just did. ur mad underrated. keep slaying,

[@LifeOnTiktokk]

Ikr! this is my comfort channel

[@oliviaruiz51]

not the “i thought the disney channel mean girls were a myth” bc me too until now 😭😭

[@thebddestbalive6398]

UR ONE OF THE NOT VERY MANY PEOPLE WHO LITERALLY MAKE ME CRY LAUGHING like ur my whole comfort ILY GIRLLL

[@julia_pitonyak]

"one more time brother" 💀💀 1:08

[@sambrens2682]

QUEEN WHY IS THERE SMOKE IN YOUR ROOM??? also why did she keep asking 😭

[@AlanaLintao]

bye!! not you incriminating me, it's SUNSHINE brother😭 and IKR OMG💀

[@sambrens2682]

@@AlanaLintao GIRL BYE 😭

[@marigoldlavender2982]

You should do subscriber humbling stories... they can be anonymous. That would be so funny

[@justgivemesomenoodles]

Its the WORST feeling when someone says something about you being talkative. I HATE These people. Unfortunately, Have met a lot of people like that. (Btw, i love your vids Alana and you are legit my comfort youtuber.

[@aaliyah13s]

IM SO HAPPY WHENEVER YOU POST🫶🏽🫶🏽 YOU ALWAYS MAKE ME LAUGH

[@AlanaLintao]

ILY AALIYAH💞💞

[@whosccccc]

dw alana, i purposely failed my eye test because for some reason i really wanted glasses, the glasses ended up making me need glasses so now i need them and i probably wouldnt need them if i didnt do that 💔

[@dellefranz]

Man look at me, and grown ass 29 year old man with a trimmed beard and etc stuff that signifies how I am otherwise different from you and I totally feel you on your last point not understanding how some people grow up thinking it’s genuinely okay to make people uncomfortable with their own personality.

[@hannahgrace77]

OMG I DID THE SAME THING I named myself Tabitha and I wore a wig and pink glasses everywhere I went. I remember going out in PUBLIC like that

[@colby8702]

"Um It's good it's a little tingly" 6:16 brooooski that made me laugh so hard I literally started crying ahaha

[@ev4lynnn]

UR LITERALLY THE FUNNIEST PERSON I KNOW 😫

[@MayaLarson-t5v]

as a gymnast, the coach pressing down on your back during your middle split is so real 🥲

[@heyheyheyitsevz00]

i think the chair needs to file a restraining order against alana😭

[@andrea_camilleri]

I watched your videos for a whole hour! Hope you know how much people looooveeee your videos

[@ecliipvse]

ALANA I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS SM I GET SO HAPPY WHEN A NEW VIDEO COMES OUTT💖💖

[@jewelsisbored850]

Thanks for sharing honey 👩🏽‍⚕️ love these 😘😂

[@deenalkhazraji7843]

Literally my fav content created ever😩😩😩😩

[@noturarvghooman2020]

2:31 by “scrub” they meant Turkish bath which is VERY rough lollll but it cleans you really well

[@Lenepedersen7714]

ITS GIVING THE WEDDING IN ANYONE BUT YOU. ALSO CONGRATULATIONS HOPE YALL HAVE A HAPPY AND LONG LIFE ❤❤

[@books_444emilia]

“one more time brother” got me cackling 😂😂

[@Grcxx19]

...One more time brother..?

[@IronBotTactics]

only someone sheltered from darkness could respond like this stay pure alana.

[@mia12344]

ugh i love you so much words can’t explain 💔

[@TomHuckACAB]

Alana is a cultural icon

[@blueowl3474]

The ballet thing is so insane 💀💀💀

[@sambrens2682]

this video is one of the most eventful things i’ve seen

[@ihavefiG]

Amen on being the light! Matthew 5:16

[@san1944]

next video should be just u beatboxing

[@AlanaLintao]

IM DEAD

[@san1944]

@@AlanaLintao ILL BE WAITING!!

[@catscoolkidsgaming]

Once when I was in elementary school I had this teacher I hated because she forced me to do stuff when I didn’t want to which just made me shyer. I thought just those two events that happened were it, but then she literally made fun of me with this terrible confidence crushing remark. Basically, there was some stupid puzzle on the board. The teacher was pulling popsicle sticks with our names on them and of course I was randomly chosen. (Btw I’ve literally always been more quiet and always naturally felt shy all my life, it was a part of me and I couldn’t control it) The teacher said, “(my name), do you have any ideas?” And I shook my head. Then she said, IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE CLASS, “I bet she does but she’s just too shy to say it.” I remember _exactly_ what she said. I remember looking at the floor with my head down as TEARS immediately filled my eyes, but I put my hair in my face so no one could see. That probably lowered my confidence and made me a lot shyer too. I just don’t understand why the heck a TEACHER, the one who’s supposed to support children and make them have a comfortable environment where they always feel safe, would say that to a SENSITIVE SHY *CHILD*. I’m still so angry and she did more terrible stuff and I’m traumatized now (sorry if this seems really long 😬)

[@3776-d8n]

wow that teacher was so mean. u do you bruh u dont always have to have ideas or be outspoken, dont let her steal ur confidence

[@catscoolkidsgaming]

@@3776-d8n ty i’m trying

[@annikajane]

0:41 "their peewees"😂😂😂 had me dyinggg

[@aloha.its.livvvv]

She our personal comedian.

[@alicejenkins.]

I LITERALLY LOVE YOU OMFG

[@dania1658]

ALANA I CANT

[@shemsalshimary5795]

ALANA I LOVE VIDS SM IM SO HAPPY WHEN NEW ONES COME OUT😭❤️

[@harleebea2406]

1:09 HELP ILYSM UR SO FUNNY

[@saralavric2207]

i literally cry from laughing when i watch your videos i love u so much keep posting its amazing😭🫶

[@jmas2593]

The first time I went to a Korean spa, I walked in the lockerrooms and the first thing I see is a grown Korean man walk with his **** out... I was so grossed out but I understood it's normal for them

[@Naomilockard-fz7cr]

no because I was drinking water when she was like "panties off" and I almost chocked 😂

[@julieandthephantomsqueen1108]

AHHH I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

[@brianamartinez3395]

ALANA HOW ARE YOU SO FUNNY OMG

[@mia12344]

AHH ALANA YESS NEW VIDEO

[@sambrens2682]

I LOVE YOU AND YOUR VIDEOS 💛

[@imjustagirlinmyworld7821]

I WAS DYING THIS WHOLE VID 😂😂😂😂😂

[@sippy.cuppppp]

nOE tHAEnK yUe✨ HAD ME ROLLING

[@adelinemckinnon7416]

BRO I JUST SPIT JUICE EVERYWHERE 😭

[@Wonyoungism_Girl2]

SAMEE💀❤

[@emmiweinhaus6044]

first story was the best tbh

[@uhhdanyca6226]

IM CACKLING YOUR VIDEOS ARE SO FUNNY😭😭

[@ParodyBlox]

I remember my friends ex-ballet teacher saying to her "I don't remember accepting hippos for my dance classes" 😭

[@Gh0st1y-77]

GET OU RN THE HAMSATRING STORY IM LAUGHING

[@itsjustme715]

ITS 3AM AND I BURst OUT LAUGHING

[@AmeliaUnderwood-l2e]

I love your videos so much they always cheer me up

[@ngputnam]

in third grade i literally had a fake wannabe rupunzle in my class and- yeah

[@hirahcriddle]

I understand the loud talking thing so much😭😭

[@Zoehope604]

your the reason I'm alive rn

[@siennalabombarda6944]

YOU'RE SO FUNNY I LOVE YOU

[@anshusyogaandwellness2939]

You give such good advice I love so much! (platonically)

[@ecliipvse]

IM LAUGHING SO HARD RN

[@Notjust-T]

1:35 😭💀💀💀💀

[@783c]

BOUNCING up the elevator like a PIXAR LAMP LMAOO

[@philipthepenguin4922]

Nahn these aint so bad, Ive done sooo many embrassing things. Ive lost count

[@3776-d8n]

her attacking the chair when she was laughing made me burst out in a cackle

[@annie-db6vt]

ILYSM

[@sxdsouls-766]

I love your vids/TikTok’s and your very pretty❤️

[@Lpsclaws-l9c]

My dad walk passed me whil I was watching this whean she said naked guys 😳😳😹😹😂😹😂

[@sallyjohnson152]

rip alanas chair

[@life.by.sunny.]

Lol 😅

[@Aestheticstuff31]

Don’t worry hun when I was younger I created many fake identities like evil self (aka dark side) my name was Gracer omg I had so many 💀😭

[@Wh0-1s-1zzy]

I freaking love you girly 🙈

[@amaliavlasa]

SAME I WENT TO BALLET WITH MY FRIEND AND WE WERE DOING THE SPLIT AND MY FULL ASS GROWN FRENCH ASS BALLET TEACHER SAT ON MY BACK I WAS HYSTERACLY CRYING AND MY FRIEND WAS JUST LAUGHING AT ME AND THEN HE WENT AND SAT ON HER BACK AND SHE STARTED HYSTERACLY CRYING WHILE I WAS LAUGHING AT HER I HAVENT GONE TO BALLET SINCE AND KEEP IN MIND I WAS 7 AND HE WAS FUCKING 59

[@3776-d8n]

this is why i never did ballet

[@juli56787]

AHAHAHA DONKEY KONG ADULT WEIGHT GOT MY DYING LOVE YOU ALANAA!!

[@priceboy1176]

Love your videos it is so funny 😂

[@dogeatspoggy7875]

Oh my GAwD! I love her! Shes so funny! 🤣🤣🤣

[@lovetouch.]

like a pixar lamp 💀💀

[@skate6223]

I remember when I was in acro class and we had to stand against the wall and the teacher would pull our legs up to the wall and pretty much touch our shoulders it hurt so bad and I would be like I can't do it and she would just say there's no such thing as can't 🥲

[@SunshineJxssie]

Bruh I can’t stop laughing 😭💀

[@chanellekellogg3396]

I’m a new sub here but I started binging your vids yesterday and they are so funny… also the spa story was kinda scary why the heck was she so insistent,..

[@AvaVoors]

Alana reminds me of my older sister so much that its kind scary!

[@mitahaidari]

LMAOO ur so funny😭

[@nykieodendaal5685]

You make me so happy

[@sparklingsarah]

You are my LIFE

[@Sonoyunoji]

Yeah I get the part apart people saying things to you without realizing the impact it might have.. A kid asked me why do you laugh so loud and I completely stopped laughing like that. I legit change my whole laugh cuz of that 😭 it’s so stupid tooooo

[@jeraldinarroyo189]

rip alanas hamstring 😢😢

[@skehdbdhev]

PIXAR LAMP 💀

[@KaylaSmith-ei7sn]

no but same abt the alternate egos

[@Plasmagal]

Eating my chobani yogurt while watching bestie 💪

[@BridgetKatholi]

Im literally wheezing XDDD

[@SunshineJxssie]

Buckling up 😳

[@colleenrittenhouse5417]

Gurl how do we have the same life I do ballet and orchestra I play violin

[@rosiecheeks6865]

Ripping your hamstring is not fun but al least your pants didn't rip. That happened to me twice in school 😭

[@charlottedwmusic592]

PIXAR LAMP ;-; IM DED-

[@Hiiiii1020]

Jesus loves u guys he's the way the truth and the life we need to repent guys John 3:16 u should read it have a great day/night and yea respect your parents love your neighbor be kind everything lol love y'all 💗

[@Thisisnotginika]

this is so funny for what

[@JessicaYussica]

wait...I thought she was like 16-17 not 20???!!!

[@Cleomareexo]

Alana may I just say you are so beautiful. I love you

[@quinitanilla]

LMFAOAO IM CRYING

[@quinitanilla]

THE POLY POCKET TOWELS