My name is Harsh Gujral - Standup Comedy

[@rapperKAVIRA]

19 saal pahale hi 5 rupaye use kar lete... (mic drop)😂😂😂😂😂😂best line of the video.....

[@tusharkumar2753]

Last sec me ... Krali bejati 😂😂😂

[@jatinbhimani3242]

Kya matlab tha, uska samj nhi aaya

[@tusharkumar2753]

@@jatinbhimani3242 wha! bete moj kr di

[@tusharkumar2753]

@@jatinbhimani3242 pyari smjhi nhi 😆😆

[@yash1648]

@@jatinbhimani3242 it means ki agar Uske papa ne 19 saal pehle hi condem pe 5rs kharch kiya hotaa to aaj uspe crores rupey kharch nai karne padte

[@Harshgujral]

'This video is about my life as a "Brother after 3 Sisters". Please watch like share and comment me batao how did you like the video. Also end tak dekhna last me 3 minutes bahut fun hai.Thank you for your love and support stay safe inside:-) Also the video was shot during normal times🙏

[@prakharlakshakar]

🤣🤣🔥🔥

[@TheExamCracker100]

Big fan bhai❤️❤️

[@sahilgupta1813]

Bhaiya ek heart de do😅😅😃😃😃

[@Ahti0788]

19 sal pehle 5rs use kr lete😂🤣👌

[@AkashKumar-ci1ut]

Agr harsh bhai last scene m jeb se chasma nikal k phn lete to perfect thug life vdo bn jati

[@Rapidinfo]

Why every engineer is a great comedian 😂😂😂

[@krishnamishra7619]

Engeenering life makes a person great comedian

[@pranjayjain]

Melody khaao khud jaan jaoo

[@anuragtripathi1217]

Lawyer are great comedian.....bassi👍

[@unknown01q2]

Unki zindagi hi majak hoti h isliye

[@funnymode9801]

*Aapke maa ki umar kitni hogi👍😊* *1🅢🅤🅑🅢🅒🅡🅘🅑🅔 = 120 years😻😺* 👇👇👇..

[@hassanpasha3075]

Be Careful : His videos are so addictive 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@grandmaster5183]

That guy who said "b tech karle" deserves a seperate fanbase of his own for that joke

[@vasusharma5572]

😂😂😂😂

[@dipeshyadav4009]

Kyu vai btech mein kya hota h

[@grandmaster5183]

@@dipeshyadav4009 tumko joke nahi samajh mein aaya tha kya ?

[@dipeshyadav4009]

Bas question ka ans karo ne

[@grandmaster5183]

@@dipeshyadav4009 Bas yahi ki b tech ek zyaada achhi degree maani jaati hai compared to BBA

[@iamfawad]

*After Bassi's Roommate, My name is Harsh Gujral of Sasta Vicky Kaushal was hilarious too. Superb. Crowd work was outstanding.*

[@user-dy9tf1ch1n]

Bruh stfu

[@aniruddh732]

@@user-dy9tf1ch1n why? he is just giving his opinion 🙄

[@vishalthakur4315]

Yes right bro😂

[@r.rana8681]

@@aniruddh732 maybe he is that 19 years old guy 😂

[@aniruddh732]

@@r.rana8681 maybe, but i am also 19 yrs old 😁

[@DMGGoodTimes]

"BTech kr le beta"..Job to nhi ,thodi si ijjat to mil hi gayi Btech krke 😂

[@parthgupta1218]

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[@artwings1190]

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[@shwetathakur8197]

👍🏻

[@priyanshuthecomedian808]

teri izzat h bhai😂

[@BinodTharu-Official]

Binod.

[@vjrana8164]

Jo marji hai is bande ki stage pe energy and Sense of Humour Jabardast hai..No one can beat him..

[@Sahilyadav-vp5rq]

The last line:-19 saal pahle 5 rs use karlete 🔥🔥😂😂😂😂🤣

[@Sahilyadav-vp5rq]

@Gaming with Squad are uska mtlb tha ki agar 19 saal pahle protection use kar lete to crore rupaye bach jate👍🏼

[@sandeepachaudhary7377]

@Gaming with Squad wo Bhai h bhabhi nhi crime petrol wali fantasy yha Mt nikal

[@beastyboi8580]

@Gaming with Squad yeh gaming wale chomu ke bapu ko bhi 5 rs use karne chahiye the

[@musikmine1111]

Best tha yeh

[@shubhamkori2839]

Yeh bdhya tha..

[@brownboy9353]

Moral of the story is don't mess with stand up comedians on stage...

[@hmr313_]

Can you explain that 5rs joke?

[@AwakeIndian14]

@@hmr313_ He Meant 5 Rs. Ki Protection Use Krlete 19 Saal Phle 😆

[@hmr313_]

@@AwakeIndian14 😂😂 LoL Thanks

[@AwakeIndian14]

@@hmr313_ No Problem 😆👍🏿

[@lindah1593]

No Moral of the story is Dont mess with Harsh Gujral otherwise he will give introduction😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@darshanshelke317]

INTRODUCEEEEEEEEEE🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@vinayak0629]

Khatam, Tata, goodbye moment 🤣

[@sakshitandel8572]

venue ka naam hi hai...

[@advaitchinchore5206]

@@duckyou6480 😂Woh Gujral ka kutub minar pe ja raha tha, toh Gujral ne bhi bachee ko uski Umar me laake rakh diya, Tit for Tat😂!!

[@zzz7388]

Bhai mujha ya line samajh neii aii😅

[@hussainkhankhan6863]

@@zzz7388 cond** use kr lete

[@hassanpasha3075]

Moral of the story , Never mess with the great comedian Harsh Gujral

[@fun2sh1997]

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[@mukkusingh5939]

loda mera great 😂

[@parthsarthikhare3824]

@@mukkusingh5939 hai bhi tere paas loda😂

[@aneeshsheesh5843]

@@mukkusingh5939 exactly

[@sudeepgupta2839]

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[@ShivamGupta-uo1eo]

that "btech krle" and "mic drop" was lit af🔥🔥

[@Mamaislive]

Just here for some subs can I get some 😌

[@friendsfurrever3221]

@@Mamaislive no

[@t0p5m45]

Nice..

[@AMANYADAV-gq9wk]

@@Mamaislive ye bheek maangne ka kaun sa tareeka h bhai😂😂

[@dhruvdixit5566]

Bhai aap smajoge m samja nhi b tech wala plz

[@Harman.Rhymes]

This is the best month for me as a standup consumer for i got to witness three legendary standup routines...... First team animals, second roommate now this 💯

[@kvtechvarshney5179]

Haan bhai... Or ek khas baat... Teeno hi lambe the 7-8 min vale nhi🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@VivekVickyJaiswal]

100% Right

[@abskhan1432]

Bht kadak hai bhai... love you... tumhari comedy bht pasand hai mujhe or aksar wait karta hu tumhare videos ka...! Tumhara har ek comedy video me bht meaning hai or humor bhi hai...! I'll wait for your next level of comedy... bro.

[@muditkaushik31]

Sarojini nagar bhi bhai

[@VivekVickyJaiswal]

@@muditkaushik31 बिल्कुल भाई

[@krishnasingh7080]

That 5₹ in last ruined whole experience of that 19 year old kid 😂😂😉

[@DineshSingh-ng5ry]

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[@thevivekeditingvideo7178]

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[@alexpattinson2728]

B.Tech guys🤝BBA guys... during MBA

[@rinisrivastava3845]

His dukh about his family in this video 😂👏🏻✨

[@rmj9057]

That guy in the end “B.Tech karle “ was hilarious 😂 😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥

[@marvamemon5187]

I Didn't Get It?B.Tech Mein Neend Aati Hai Kya?😂

[@Sahil-du9ec]

@@marvamemon5187 same bro...samaj nhi aaya

[@devanshikatyal2695]

@@marvamemon5187 neend udd jaati hai 😜😜💖💖

[@hiteshkumar82]

Harsh bhai !!! 19 saal wale londe ki to tashreef fad diye 😀

[@anujchouksey3026]

That “B.Tech kr le” was the most savage thing to come from the audience in all of standup history!

[@singhy4124]

+1

[@shubhamkori23]

Exactly 😂🤣

[@Crazy_J17]

I WATCHED THIS SCENE ALMOST 50 TIMES AND ITS EVERYTIME HILARIOUS 😂😂🤣

[@RajKumar-rw8ro]

What does the last line mean.. 5 rupye?

[@rugvedkarande2621]

@@RajKumar-rw8ro panch rupay me condum aa jata hai

[@Srishti19]

"DM kr photo bhejta hu" was really amazing 🤣🤣🤣

[@SURENDRAKUMAR-xb5dm]

Aapko ye line hi bahut pasand aayi😅

[@DivyeAkshay]

Audience think they are over smart but StandUp artists ese standup artists nh bnte jo over smartness ko seh le 👌

[@ronak_mg]

Sahi baat he bhai

[@Mr05Vivek]

Acha

[@lakhan_meena4]

Harsh bhaiya ka koi jawab nhi bakchodi me fir❤️❤️ He is genius you know😂😂

[@falconite6246]

Hi

[@DJAMANBHOPAL]

Tru

[@aditirewasiya1905]

"Introduce" "Btech kr le" "MIC DROP" ZEHER BHAI 😂😂😂😂😂

[@priyansumohanty2.056]

Wo 5 rupees wala joke tha kya? Samajh nahi aya

[@Sanjaykumar-yb8zs]

@@priyansumohanty2.056 5 rupee ka condom aajata wo use krleta to crore nahi kharchne pdte

[@priyansumohanty2.056]

@@Sanjaykumar-yb8zs oh 🤣

[@harshitmehra6693]

@Zoha Sheikh btech kr ke kuch nhi hota sone ke alawa 😂 just an experience

[@thefacto-mania]

Is video ka to crowd work to upload karna banta he bhai.

[@user-dy9tf1ch1n]

F off

[@SammisamxWorld]

Bhai b tech kar lete BBA ki jagah 😂😂🔥

[@funnymode9801]

*Aapke parents ki umar kitni hogi👍😊* *1🅢🅤🅑🅢🅒🅡🅘🅑🅔 = 120 years😻😺* 👇👇👇..

[@user-ew5vj1sl1u]

Ha

[@artwings1190]

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[@Deadshotgaming709]

Broooooooooooooooooo. At 10:51, I have 2 sisters and I amseeing this video while eating boomboom boomer😂. And I am watching this video for the first time. What a coincidence bro

[@saarvendra]

Delhi to Corona - Bhai hai tu apna 😂😂😂😂

[@thefanclub4924]

Khan sir ke samne Valentine day or teddy day ladka ab hospital mein hain 🤣😂😂🔥🔥 kzbin.info/www/bejne/fZzWc4uHm9SeZqM

[@garimaadhakaa]

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[@rockyhndsm]

🤣🤣🤣

[@59-onkarkhedekar33]

Also mumbai says

[@asifsalmani2460]

😂 😂 Aur fir corona ne unki niche se leli

[@shumailaparveen8231]

I lost it when the boy said "B-tech kr le" 😂😂😂 that was the mic drop moment for me 💜💜💜

[@KomalSingh.55]

Armyyy💜💜😂😂

[@soniyashaw8117]

😂😂😂

[@rudrakshagarwal5706]

What was the meaning of it??🙄

[@aakashraj1184]

@@rudrakshagarwal5706 +1

[@rudrakshagarwal5706]

@@aakashraj1184 I know what is btech😁. But why did they laugh when a member said btech karle?

[@Apeksha-sp5oi]

Fun fact : Harsh Gujral is enjoying his show more than the audience😂😂

[@hirdeshsharma907]

good bro ...isse to bassi bhai ki copy bhi na ho rhi

[@allisforwell]

He is actually not enjoying. Today watched his joke n realised ki insaan apni beijti hone pe kaise dikhawe ki hsi hsta h.

[@unsuljhibaate]

#गज़ब_यार

[@arnavsastryyy]

oh fuck

[@manojsinghroha7066]

Absolutely

[@harshit5738]

13:09 also good 😂😂😂

[@joe21551]

I guess even that 19 year old kid's father laughed when he heard that dialogue 😂

[@vishesh6626]

19kaise bhai 20 hona chahiye 😂😅

[@Rxfactor5]

🤣🤣

[@SHUBHAMKUMAR-xl1wc]

I hope you are 19 year old boy 😂😂

[@shikhatripathi6908]

@@Rxfactor5 =1=)

[@vishaldhruw7473]

@@vishesh6626 fact🤣

[@user-gs1wj1gk8d]

He is not sasta vicky kaushal. He is priceless harsh gujral😂💯

[@riyasharma782]

I was thinking he looked like ......

[@Chauhan000]

👍😁

[@SQUID12]

Who's sasti Katrina kaif 😂😂😂

[@rjshahnawaz6483]

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[@Simran-r5f8q]

Okat ma sa bahrani ja raha ha tu

[@ayushsharma1366]

Moral of the story: Never mess with a Comedian....

[@anjalikitchen7749]

Visit my channel

[@bhavya6145]

No..... Moral of the story is- dkh liya laparwahi ka nateeza😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@sahilsinghraju5761]

Chutiya ha ye ek no kee Chapri comedian

[@pagalpn3686]

One of the best standup comedy I have ever seen 🤣🤣

[@anyon-]

The sense of humour of that girl who said "introduce" 😂😂😂😂😂😂🔥🙏

[@categorystore643]

Insane bhai insane😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@back_up09]

Humare India ki ladkiya ladko se kam he kee

[@rohitnandanshukla5465]

Aisa ky aacha lag gya...

[@BinodTharu-Official]

Binod ...

[@ViralTimesvt]

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[@AmitSingh-fc7re]

That girl was savage but I respect Harsh for handling it so well without being disrespectful to her. And he came up with the best reply. 😂😂

[@annuannu2850]

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[@shyamachoubey1048]

Exactly At which time slot ?

[@jayachaudhary6855]

Ofcourse yes, it wasn't acceptable

[@thevivekeditingvideo7178]

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[@devangsingh5617]

That chutiya aurat spoiled the video dude😏

[@rithetic]

8:57 That Lady : Kya guarantee h Qutub Minaar hi h wo.. ? Harsh be like : Aao Kabhi Haveli Pe . 😂

[@redwarriorgamex2448]

I thought the same thing

[@TaxilBhatt]

Just change the genders🤣

[@obstructyperfect7521]

@@redwarriorgamex2448 same here

[@priyankaaggarwal432]

Whole comedy awesome but last line was epic 🤣🤣 best comedian harsh gujral ❤

[@shilpahp6948]

Harsh: 6000 do pole dance karungaa Me (instantly): itni mein toh Russian..

[@knowledgebuffet5906]

Ye badia tha boss

[@pulkitokte6940]

woh usne wahi reverence dia tha😅😅

[@hp37_waale21]

Nhi kutub minaar baali achhi thi line shilpa

[@amsi5883]

Me too thought the same😂

[@jassyraj]

Hahahaha sahi kha

[@prateeksheoran2632]

Never ever roast a comedian.No matter how good you r at roasting remember that person earn his livelihood by this.

[@vashuvarshney8874]

“a comedian” ,not “an comedian”

[@prateeksheoran2632]

@@vashuvarshney8874 now happy

[@alidurrani4645]

Secondly, he is the one with the mic, and if you can come up with a better comeback, your voice will be lost in the crowd's cheering. The same goes for arguments, expressing difference of opinion, trying to convince a mob or a mob leader etc

[@alok13070]

Moral of the video: Never mess with Harsh Gujral😂😂

[@priyankatamta3473]

Exactly 😂😂😂

[@t0p5m45]

😊😊

[@theironfan20]

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[@funnymode9801]

*Aapke maa ki umar kitni hogi👍😊* *1🅢🅤🅑🅢🅒🅡🅘🅑🅔 = 120 years😻😺* 👇👇👇..

[@himanshujha9164]

Bilkul shi

[@ankushpoddar5564]

You nailed it brother... Matlab haste haste peth fhat gaye.. and the last punch 19 saal pehele 5 rupeye use karle was fucking mic drop line ❤️❤️❤️❤️ Love from kolkata Harsh bhai..

[@elroycoutinho2739]

The girl who screamed "Introduce" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@sanyamgarg2016]

Hn bhai ladki n bola hai tho shi hai Koi ladka bol de kisi ladki k baare m tho desh bhar m chutiyapa hojata

[@gunwithknight6437]

@@sanyamgarg2016 correct Bola Bhai ladkyi Kare tho Majak ladka Kare tho 😔😔bol bhi nhi Sakta Kiya hoga

[@paranormal5949]

@@sanyamgarg2016 areyyyy leave it buddy ... Yeh desh nhi sudhrega ... Just enjoy ...❤️

[@rohandahal4100]

@@paranormal5949 sahi hai vai

[@advocacyknowledge5873]

Jb harsh ne bola tmhare sath rajpal yadav chl rha h to...ky harsh gujral ne rajpal yadav ka dekha h

[@AMAN-if9bj]

How many of you remember "Itne me to Russian aajati"😂😂😂

[@arpitjain7891]

6k

[@ujwaljadhav8176]

yes

[@baishshaikh7558]

Best joke 😂

[@karishmasehgal1266]

Hahahaha yess😂😂❤️

[@chandrakantarya3578]

Mai bhi yehi soch raha tha ki ye wala dialogue audience mein se koi na koi to marega😂

[@craftyse7en62]

Hardik Pandya :- Aaj mai krke aaya Harsh Gujral:- Aaj Mannat maag ke aaya😂

[@sumitkalyan8339]

That was genuinely funny.... I laughed till I my eyes started to water 😂😂😂

[@jatinsaluja973]

Roasting level of this man is just on another level!!!! ❤️🔥😂

[@adiandmusic5483]

Kanpuriyon m bht jda matraa mein paya jata h yeh 🤣

[@Manish-hb5gb]

That women screamed- *introduce* is on another lvl😂❤

[@vanshnegi878]

3:23 Doctor - "chal tujhe aage chalke feminism seekhna hai chal " 🔥🔥🤣🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥

[@L.lawliet.001]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@justasec628]

🤣🤣

[@Shivrajrathore-rj1sv]

Superb bhai.... आपने जो कॉमेडी को नया ट्रेंड दिया है.. Awesome....... Ur comic timing is suoerb.... Immediate interaction (not wrection) with audience is remarkable...... I hv seen u live in gujarat.... Bhai सच मे पेट दर्द कर गया इतना हंसाया आपने... God bless you.... Take care of urself, lots of love from gujarat

[@AjaySingh-cz3kx]

Both he and the audience were equally mature to understand each other so well. How good he is...I mean so great at his content. What an energy and how calmly he takes the words of the audience. Just superb.

[@abhishekrai883]

""Delhi wale corona k upar se nikal rhe h"" As a result ab Corona delhi walo ko lekar UPAR nikal rha h

[@sheek_side]

True. Very true

[@beingnerd3524]

Funny but sad reality of delhites

[@nishuthakkar4054]

that joke did not age well !!

[@kulsumsheikh814]

Delhi is a metropolitan city that's why coverage mil rhi hai, bihar etc. Ki coverage nhin milti that doesn't mean vahan sab theek hai, whole india is going through this deadly second wave, do watch some real news not godi media

[@sunidhipai]

Yeah😭

[@rizwanniloy7064]

my ex knocked me just few minutes ago. she told me she has a boyfriend now. i was crying keeping the phone aside cause i never wanted to be replaced by the only one i loved. i immediately thought of stopping this stupidity and searched for comedy. this was recommended. thanks stranger comedian.i feel great now after the loudest laughters

[@Harshgujral]

❤️🙌

[@SillyMidOnn]

Bhai apni gf ka number de de😂

[@tansacanimations8795]

@@SillyMidOnn bde hrami ho beta.

[@deepsenpai6871]

Boys gang are there to support you bro.

[@jobopportunistcisco9321]

Bhai me baat krta teri bandi se no. comment krio

[@kunal6014]

From 3:46 to 3:56 i stopped the video and laughed like hell. It was phenomenal part 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@pavanpatel6877]

19 Saal pehle 5 rs. Use kar lete.....😂😂😂😂This was literally lit🙌🔥🔥

[@atharvgupta937]

Yeh bhai smj nhi ayya smjaa de plj😁

[@rxhxtt]

@@atharvgupta937 5rs ki condom leleta uska baap 19 Saal pehle toh 1 crore kharch Nahi hote 😂😂

[@atharvgupta937]

@@rxhxtt oooooo😂😂😂,epic😂😂😂

[@raunak2424]

Moral of the story is never mess with a comedian.

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@@dogolucy2078 matlab mess only with an unemployed engineer

[@vinaykant7562]

And a rapper😂

[@thevivekeditingvideo7178]

😘

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[@thefanclub4924]

Khan sir ke samne Valentine day or teddy day ladka ab hospital mein hain 🤣😂😂🔥🔥 kzbin.info/www/bejne/fZzWc4uHm9SeZqM

[@manojbaghel2410]

He enjoy himself more than anyone else. 😂😂😂

[@DineshSingh-ng5ry]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/aZ-0d3asqrCHmsk

[@khushisaini3480]

💖💖💖kzbin.info/www/bejne/iIHQeZWlnrSFY5I

[@ankurdixit5907]

And ur comment is funnier than his whole career.

[@thevivekeditingvideo7178]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/aWfYgZ98lNdmsLM

[@algotrader219]

@@DineshSingh-ng5ry सभी को मेरा सलाम । कृपया पूरा पढ़ें। में आपको अपना परिचय देती हूं मेरे दो बहन और एक भाई है भाई जो केवल सात साल का है हमारा परिवार लोनी , गाजियाबाद , उत्तर प्रदेश में अपना जीवन निर्वाह कर रहा हैं ।आप लोग जानते ही हो अधिकतर मुस्लिम गरीब होते हैं । मेरे अब्बू रिक्शा चालक है जो कोई स्थाई रोज़गार नहीं है । मैं एक दो दिन नोकरी करने भी गई थी। पर आप लोग जानते हैं कि हमारे समाज लड़कियों को कितना सम्मान मिलता है । इस सब को देखकर मेने नोकरी छोड़ दी।पर बड़ी बहन होने के नाते कुछ न कुछ तो करना ही पड़ता तभी मेरो को मेरे पड़ोसी अंकल ने बताया कि शेयर बाजार में कुछ जानकारी प्राप्त करो।पर मेरे को दो से तीन महीने लग गये इसको समझने पर इसमें बहुत कुछ है सिखने को । अगर आप भी पैसे बिना चाहते है तो वो एक ही जगह है वो है शेयर बाजार जो आप को पैसा कमा कर ही देगा । हा में यह भी जानती हूं कि इसमेें पैसा नष्ट भी हो सकता है। पर मैं दो सो से पांच हो तक रोजाना कमा लेती हूं । अगर आपको अच्छा लगे तो करें वर्ना कोई दिक्कत नहीं । पर हां मेरे जैसा कोई भाई और बहन परेशान मिले तो उसे जरूर बताना। हां एक और बात हो सकता है आपने कही और भी यह पढ़ा हो तो परेशान न हों। नमस्कार।

[@Pahadi_Bawa]

Ladki ne keh kr le li harsh ki 😂😂😂 sharma gya bhai

[@xilici]

When he said "B.Tech karle". I felt that. 😂

[@mveditts7170]

You are also b.tech student😂

[@burhanali2244]

bhai smjha meko smjh me nai ayaa ye joke

[@varunmahajan858]

@@burhanali2244 because u r not a btech student

[@ramgopaltripathi7841]

Explain to me please

[@sahilgupta8512]

Yeah that was best line

[@BulletGuru]

Papa - beta 50k chahiye the, thoda kam tha Harsh - Itne mai to 4 Russian a jati hai Papa - 2k Jada de rahe ho tum 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@prakharpratap7644]

Bhai 8 aati. Phir 2k bachte. 🤣🤣🤣

[@user-dy9tf1ch1n]

Gtfo

[@bhargavgarg6326]

😂😂😂

[@RahulRoy-pd4rb]

Bhai Russian 6,000 m milti h

[@kartikaymahajan9591]

Bhai galat rate bta rhe ho😂😂

[@Ritwik_Dash]

I had never seen a mic drop so epic 😂😂😂. Way to go Bro.

[@blobbruh6884]

Amazinggggggg. The last mic drop line.....I howled 😂😂😂

[@texter3191]

When a girl said Introduce...🤣😂😂 I died laughing...🤣😂😂😂 Guarantee b chaiye phir...😂🤣🤣 Qutub Minar ki...😂🤣🤣 Edit: Wow... Thanx for the likes.😜

[@RickAstley07]

😂😂

[@Anonymoususer6541]

Same here🤣🤣😂🤣

[@prathamtawar1163]

When the world needed him the most he returned.

[@AjitKumar-to8op]

Seen this comment on upmanyu's video 'team human'😅

[@srrs007]

Likes bech ke khana kha lena bhai..

[@srrs007]

Stop copy pasting same comment everywhere for likes

[@ketanthakor9934]

Hey GOJO 🙂 I AM LEVI 🍻

[@fyodor_raskolnikov]

copy paste karke cool bangaye bhaiya

[@nvnitanshu]

Imagine in Narendra Modi tone asking nation-: "Janta ki bhari maang ko dekhte hue, kal shaam 8 bje, saare channelo par Harsh Gujral khud ko introduce krenge." 😂😂

[@santanasingha8638]

😂😂😂

[@adarshmishra7682]

😂😂😝

[@meenalgupta7901]

🤣🤣

[@annuannu2850]

💖💖💖kzbin.info/www/bejne/iIHQeZWlnrSFY5I

[@ombhai3276]

Narendra Modi ji*

[@ekamjotsingh2022]

last mai kya bol diya khatam bhaiya epic line by gujral sahab 😂

[@thedictatorsbay4587]

19 saal pehle sirf 5 Rs. istmaal kar lete..😂😂 #Epic_one🤣

[@jatingundyal4534]

What does it mean

[@adarshmishra7682]

C.n.d.om 5₹

[@divyanshpathak8804]

@@jatingundyal4534 condom use karo baccha paida na karo bache crores of rupees

[@puravjangir111]

Yeah ,,, this was an epic one 🤣🤣

[@thedictatorsbay4587]

@@jatingundyal4534 Bhai agar uske papa ne 19 saal pehle 5 Rs ka co**om use kar liya hota toh crores of rupees kharch na karne padte!😂

[@sagargupta4177]

19 saal pehle 5 rs use kr lete 😂 savage 🔥 best Ending for a Mic drop.

[@EmanKhan09]

Funniest thing is he laughs on his own jokes. Lol

[@debroopsarkar4613]

That's the best thing about Improv.

[@mohdmehdirizvi1287]

And that’s the worst thing about an comedian A good comedian never laugh on his own joke they just give expression example Abhimanyu akash Raju Shrivastava etc

[@fenixspider5776]

just like Tanmay Bhatt :C

[@debroopsarkar4613]

@@mohdmehdirizvi1287 The whole point of improve is that it's not scripted, therefore laughing is completely natural and Upmanyu and Akash both laugh in improve, so is Rajat and Pant.

[@everydaylife6528]

@@mohdmehdirizvi1287 Raju Srivastava haha lol, he ain't funny a bit.

[@iamdigitalrohitmarri]

BTECH Kar lee was lit 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@rexruther7598]

"B.Tech Karle" was more funny than many stand up comedians' whole career.

[@ridhimashekhawat1360]

R u talking about girl comedian 😂😂

[@Alpha_Ravenn]

@@ridhimashekhawat1360 😂😂😂😂😂

[@sidd1346]

Which part

[@parasthakurmusic1370]

😂😂

[@parasthakurmusic1370]

@@jitendraagrawal5306 start krde

[@rak-syreacts7856]

I wish I could have seen the expression of that student on your last joke. Absolutely nailed it at the end😂😂

[@RajSharma-tf9lv]

man ...... one of the hardest mic drop in the history

[@AbhishekSharma-gt7im]

Ha vulgar jokes he pasand aaya tujhe......isi wajah se uski dukan chal rahi......😂

[@RajSharma-tf9lv]

@@AbhishekSharma-gt7im bhai vulgar toh ese bol rha h jese pta ni alt Balaji ki film chla di ho usne ... Sarcasm me sanskar mt ghusao uncle

[@aabhasviswas17]

@@RajSharma-tf9lv 🔥

[@bhoopendratiwari4784]

Watching after 1year but still it's one of the best stand-up comedy

[@mukkusingh5939]

aji lund mera

[@aniketraj67]

Hats off to the audience specially that grl😂😂😂🙏🙏🙏

[@pranjalvw2193]

*_B.Tech_**_ Karle_* will be quote of the generations for now

[@ayushnagal1627]

Uss 19 saal k londe ko ab sach me raat me neend ni aayi hogi🤣🤣 Aur aaj bhi ni aayegi😂 Wah Gujral sahb, gajab hi intro kar diya aapne toh😂

[@pranjalsingh536]

This man is so good at roasting.......especially last one😂

[@_Mahira]

Harsh roasting audience - Audience roasting Harsh.(and the loop goes on)😂😂😂😂

[@TheALPHAofficial]

"19 saal pehle 5 rupay use karlete"- That was fucking Brutal🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@aniketsingh8461]

Iss baat pe literally uss bande ko rona aa gya hga

[@remmegaming68]

@@aniketsingh8461 i cant understand what it means?

[@jashandeepsingh272]

@@remmegaming68 it means that his Father should have to use condom 19 years ago

[@brownboy9353]

Is baat par use sach me raat ko nind nhi aayi hogi..😂😂

[@sushrutmorey5784]

mein uss bande ke jagah hota toh roo deta

[@akshat1632]

14:22 😂 EPIC

[@OtakuHarsh]

😂😂😂

[@prashant3501]

Harsh bhai you are awesome out of the world 🌎🌎🌎🌎 kha se late ho ye sab

[@yashwantsinghsankhla2106]

That 19 year old guy :- bhaiya mere muhbse nikal gayi , 🤣🤣

[@themvrk18]

🤣🤣🤣

[@gbk1060]

Mere muse se nikal giya mujhe maaf krde bhagwaan

[@ncertsolutions4480]

0:14 that evil laugh is legendary....😂🙌

[@rupachakraborty7356]

Baby 1 kisss😂

[@ncertsolutions4480]

@@rupachakraborty7356 chhee chhee chheee...... Ye raat ko 12:30 baje mereko yhi sab dekhne ka hai kya🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

[@sahasgarg2078]

Bhai suddenly everyone is giving us COVID surprises: first Abhishek, then Bassi and now Harsh gujral

[@sagittarius462]

Gupta G or Chuabey G ko bhool gye aap

[@jb.senpai9254]

@@sagittarius462 and parvinder singh.

[@rishavkumar4635]

Kya pta unke loyal audience jo hum hai bache ya na bache 🥺

[@sahasgarg2078]

@@rishavkumar4635 we will get thru it together brother don't worry :)

[@sahasgarg2078]

@@sagittarius462 and "Excuse me, BROTHER"

[@AnkitaRoy-u2u]

Actually Stand up comedians needs this type of audiance, they are perfect for them.

[@Neophyte_me]

13:34 Gujral Sahab- Ek ladka hai hmare sath usko nid nhi ati , kya krna chahiye? Savage audience - BTech krle 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@menaceayush6650]

Didn't got that joke can u explain?

[@shikhajaiswal6364]

@@menaceayush6650 Bhai b.tech itna boring hai ki need aa hi jayegi

[@thevivekeditingvideo7178]

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[@sleepsleep8609]

The moment when women asked that question...I felt for this man...matlab he was on that line agar jawab de diya toh feminist Waley marenge aur chup reh jaye toh self respect ...but the way he replied hats off to you Harsh 🙌🙌...These many likes 🤯

[@shivamchaturvedi4183]

Btw he backed well

[@Ankit-rk4hq]

Exactly, he gave the perfect reply without risking getting into trouble 😂 Ladke ne jab pucha to uski maar li 😂

[@MadhurNegi12]

@@Ankit-rk4hq 😂🤣😂

[@theungraduatevlogger2130]

Mai hota to bolta kopche me Chalo😅😅

[@arav3029]

@@theungraduatevlogger2130 Tabhi tu nahi hai!!

[@tusharshah269]

The most badass show in the history of stand up

[@tanishagrawal4410]

True

[@anusharma0113]

Gajab bhai maza aa gaya apse zyada to apki audience kamal h 😂😂

[@songscover232]

“14:27” that mic drop was epic🤣🤣🤣

[@disha8332]

He's the only comedian who laughs this loud at his own jokes 😭

[@crazyvibes8332]

Azeeb sa lgta h.. hna...

[@mousamjoshi1528]

Anubhav bassi

[@NikitaSharma-bw3mn]

I agree

[@crazyvibes8332]

@@a_hadi.07 🤔🤔🤔

[@jinallekhadia44]

Munawar faruqui laughs at his own jokes as well😂

[@Snobberypanda]

When the girl say introduce yourself.......xd🤣 nd when boy se B. Tech kar le.....Oobhai😅😆😂

[@nivedita6370]

Pyari smjh gyi 🤣🤣🤣

[@harrybroked5076]

12:22 is awesome

[@pratapkumar3434]

The way he stand and laugh at his own jokes is LIke EVIL 😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@dakshagrawal6779]

Nawaz ka bhai hai..

[@MrTushar77]

This guy is seriously underrated. Kadak performance.

[@urbanproductions5584]

Not underrated man 800k

[@ankushchandole1156]

"BTech karle" was on point..😂😂 can feel the pain

[@muskanawm2813]

Hii

[@ankushchandole1156]

@@muskanawm2813 hello

[@muskanawm2813]

@@ankushchandole1156 kaise hai

[@ankushchandole1156]

@@muskanawm2813 me badhiya...aap batao

[@subliminalsizzle]

I didn't get the joke lmao can you explain 😭bc im opting for bba and im still in 12th 🤡

[@jayammevada7243]

Bhai sab me kabhi itne stand ups nai dikhta tha par abtohh din ke 10 ho hi jaate haii videos ( fav to harsh bhai hi haii)😂❤

[@aayushverma2745]

When the guy at the back said Btech.... Meanwhile me and my friends bancho koi galti toh nhi kr di engineering leke. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@akashsaini6951]

krdi

[@artwings1190]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/eHTVfnWdnaaHpNU

[@Anonymoususer6541]

@@akashsaini6951 whaat! Really!!?!!

[@kunalgarg1219]

Zindagi chune engineering nahi..

[@ronaksharma3286]

Kya he hoti hai galti

[@premdhiraj9856]

*Moral of the story* DO NOT CROSS STANDUP COMEDIANS 😂😎

[@pranav_bb4231]

Unless u r a girl

[@premdhiraj9856]

That's ri8😂😂

[@buntymaliwad2498]

100% √

[@buntymaliwad2498]

@@pranav_bb4231 agreed

[@k_lak_r596]

Yess Exactly,Unka sense of humour aisa hain isliye wo stage pe hain aur hum audience mein ye nahi bhulana chahiye 😂😂

[@annu7887]

13:43 when he laughs...like my brother😂😂😂

[@22AkashSingh22]

Last boy be like: gajab bejati hai. 😂😂.