MY NEW CAREER. A NEW EPISODE!

I can rap, cook, and edit myself to appear comical. Here's another episode of my series where I take you DRIVING, SHOPPING and COOKING. I'm basically ya motha. Thanks for watching my sons. Thanks to Kwisten for eating my brown eggs, subscribe to her below! And check out lizakoshy.com/ if you're dope.
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Love,
Liza

[@strangerthingslarisa7684]

“ Im short Im brown Im basically a sausage “

[@Alinator-es3bj]

That means ima sausage

[@prettygirlshavebigforehead223]

I am a sausage

[@ellacann7]

Wow way to steal a top comment

[@tashelgaparrott9222]

me to

[@gachapotatoalex7799]

Stranger Things Larisa hahahah

[@q_gouge841]

The sausage rap tho...was on point. But had me dead 😂😂

[@andsoshebecameaphoenixandf561]

Lol 😂😂 oh my gosh I am not going to lie, I just danced to it. Lol 😂😂

[@Yes-qk2kd]

q_ gouge same 😂🤣😂🤣🤣

[@nets9967]

Lol

[@ambrizleticia23]

She so fancy when dance the rap

[@shraddhadayal3195]

😂😂

[@rhi2967]

“Take off your clothes.” **kristen reaches for blindfold.** *”No your clothes”*

[@shamimaaktar4145]

I'M LOVING THIS LIL.BROWN.GURL.

[@saniyashriyan6253]

*That sausage rap tho lol*

[@pikabamboo4175]

omg yees...awesome 😂😂

[@abbyj5052]

Saniya Shriyan It was littt

[@saniyashriyan6253]

She's the funniest lol

[@loveunique4825]

Man I love Liza 💕

[@isabelgarciatejeda6094]

While she were so racist to all to mexicans?

[@peachylmao]

@@isabelgarciatejeda6094 she wasn't racist!!

[@mason6386]

I miss her ;-;

[@justneedacupoftaeinlife8329]

We all do honestly

[@ebs1018]

Love Unique Wo-man i love lizza SEXIST!!! lol

[@butterflyuniverse2856]

“I’m short I’m brown I’m basically a sausage” “If you dont Have a tampon you can use a sausage...ohh.. I don’t know.” I’m dying😂😂

[@inactiveaccount4398]

HI KWISTEN

[@giannatorres7744]

HI BLIND FOLDED FWEND KWISTEN

[@dorianzagorski4784]

She’s so positive I don’t get how people can hate on her😂❤️

[@reddalmatian]

Dorian Zagorski it seems the only ppl hating on her are her fans who are always complaining, acting like they own her life. Aka the ppl who write stuff like: “get back together with David. Don’t you care about us?”

[@amandasrandomvideos1100]

That sausage song was the best I rate it a 12/10💯🔥🙆‍♀️😂💖

[@_Mr.Tuvok_]

Lady Wolf you mean... 💯 2️⃣0️⃣

[@gachabriya2527]

Lady Wolf Ikr

[@monihyung]

When she first starts the beat (knocking on the fridge) does that not sound like how the intro song for Hannah Montanna starts ??????

[@itssajida]

Lady Wolf same😂

[@megclarke5715]

Lady Wolf yessssss

[@shamimaaktar4145]

I'M SHORT AND BROWN I'M BASICALLY A SAUSAGE!!😂😂✊🏽

[@qaismian9139]

Same

[@lilap3835]

Is it just me? or do all her videos always hit the "top trending" every time

[@Ericksonwill]

Lila P I know right everyone loves her as a friend

[@Sara-oe4hz]

Isn't anyone gonna talk about the song?😂😂😂😂

[@Kai-zr1vt]

Sara Matic Aha which one 😂😂

[@quinnolii]

0:56 Itz litty

[@Sara-oe4hz]

Kai Lea sausage one😂

[@MajeDoom]

I remember the overkill in middle school

[@elevenstrangerthings7479]

Sara Matic idk it was the best breakfast song ever

[@moose1158]

Quality > quantity Nice lizzzzza

[@bruh-mk9kt]

Gotta go get some eggs Gotta make em the best Let's go get some HUEVOS How you like em? Like em scrambled!! YEAH😂👏👌 love that😂💞

[@dontworry7755]

that was my favorite part

[@immell84]

Same

[@chels94]

Liza: Call the cutest person in my contacts Siri:calling Liza Liza: Call the other one Siri: Calling Kristen *YES LIZA YES* !!!!!!!!!

[@julithejewl9377]

lmao

[@julithejewl9377]

yes liza yus

[@elyssabarry9291]

noooo the next would be david but oh well 😂

[@shwetharamesh6701]

Damn where was David??

[@reddalmatian]

Siri actually said: calling kwisten

[@AishwaryaNet]

So apparently Liza's cooking is chef quality and she didn't even know!! ❤

[@saamiyaali7555]

Please do a talk to my younger self

[@paulapanfi]

yaaaaaaaaaaas

[@sandrasandoval6046]

Aishwarya Net I. Mm.

[@maha8457]

Aishwarya Net kaykay

[@lAwakeningDiaries]

Aishwarya Net what isn’t she good at😍😍 David is so lucky

[@baileyalisee]

“I’m short, I’m brown, I’m basically a sausage” 😂😂😂😂

[@KarliMcNaughton]

I can't hear the word huevos without hearing kristen yelling it

[@irisjmusic]

"Don't have a tampon you can use a sausage" -Liza 2018

[@youssefhegazy6822]

Gordon Ramsay is quaking!

[@sandysmith7517]

Crusty McRusty hahaha like

[@scarlettseals3324]

Crusty McRusty so hard

[@elliebarton1301]

Liza: *sings* Lyrics to Liza’s song: *im domesticated cated, it feels nice to toast you toast you and I got the stove oooo oo oonnnnn* Me: ... *GIVE HER THE WORLDS BEST SINGER AWARD!* Btw everyone was doing *SAUSAGE* song so I did a different song in this vid

[@bbb-ks3mr]

Ellie Girdler what song is that though? cause like i recognize the beat

[@elliebarton1301]

__ yea me too but I don’t know sorry

[@inactiveaccount4398]

“kwisten is used to me making breakfast after a long night together...” LIZAA

[@bunnyrabbitx]

Mackenzie Frecloud xx

[@whatifieatedsoap]

did they...

[@ceci9054]

@@whatifieatedsoap no

[@alexis-zq1gz]

"ima flip u upside-down.. that what he said HOYAA" 2:28 "See if we can do it again... ahh"

[@vladi6829]

Here When This Video Was Trending

[@cole.07862]

1000 subs no vids challenge yes

[@superdog2323]

1000 subs no vids challenge Same

[@bayleynoistin7]

Liza literally has egg puns perfected

[@ShogunWolf]

Who bopped their head when Liza dropped the beat 😂

[@Leannaxoox]

ShogunWolf me lmaooooo

[@6ftnigga568]

ShogunWolf I did loooool btw I love your vids...you're hilarious 🤣😩👌

[@harrisonbrunsden2730]

ShogunWolf meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[@MisshoneyB]

ShogunWolf 😂😂😂😂😆

[@Milena-fv6mz]

ShogunWolf MEEEEEEE LMFAO

[@clipsbyjess]

Kwisten ❤

[@i24-b4i]

If you don't have a tampon you can use a sausage😂

[@ZShaun]

So many cool transitions

[@leslifragoso4689]

ZShaun right 😂

[@abdomellouki9624]

She posted on Thursday !!! FINALYYYY 😍

[@kiayasdiys9037]

Abdo Mellouki I know right I was waiting since 1931 its 2018!!!

[@angiealvarez3436]

No she posts on Mondays😒

[@bethany8379]

kiaya2 cute She wasn't making videos at that time.😒😒😒

[@jonathangaldamez4502]

no, that's an extra day to wait and see my little brown girl

[@alonestray9908]

Abdo Mellouki aww it's Friday for me

[@marinachase8484]

Mysterious possible hole lover. I died

[@Blaqk_8298]

*HOW MANY* people loves *_LIZAS VIDEOS?_* 1:22 "Who doesnt love a good fresh HOLE?" 😄

[@cel6245]

BLAQK ! love*

[@taylorcorrin9606]

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@happyhealys4900]

BLAQK ! I wove kwisten she aesome

[@happyhealys4900]

Huh MEEEEEEEEEEEMEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEEEEEEEEE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEEEEEEEEE

[@avabennett568]

WILL CRY ABOUT THIS LATER

[@Ems.420]

Ava Bennett hjhh

[@mira5923]

3:02 Ikr 🤣I love Liza lol

[@dorianserena]

Did anyone notice how her sausage challenge was litt🔥

[@SetMeFree9]

When I first discovered this crazy cute girl she had 4M subscribers and now it's more than 13M.. Love you Liza Koshy!

[@alexis-zq1gz]

"fricken light my panties in flames and call me brisket" WHAT👏A👏QUEEEENN👏😂3:03

[@Loser-er9fd]

BABY YOU ON TRENDING ‼️😭😭❤️

[@sis4410]

SarahVega when isn't she!! 😂😂

[@jamescurfman3284]

She's only Trending when she actually posts. She's Golden every time. Too bad it's such a long time in between... I

[@kelesalvier592]

She is not a normal human being THAT'S WHY I LOVE HER

[@diegodoyle9530]

My daily dose of Liza

[@laurynarmendariz1822]

Your *Thursday dose of Lizza

[@hayat5321]

Weekly*

[@fefewuo5522]

Diego Doyle tbfh

[@miniwolf8932]

Daily Dose of Internet XD

[@miniwolf8932]

I think its called I came here from it XD

[@haleigh1254]

Liza I literally re-enacted helga in gym today and I even used the voice and everyone in my group in volleyball laughed at me. I was like helga has cut on her arm. Helga got hit with ball. Helga no. Helga does not want. No helga no don’t pick helga. Helga does not like game. Helga does not know how to throw. Helga gets dressed. Helga galled on her face. Thanks Liza I love u so much and I would never live without u. Ur the best.

[@Jayanzalduaa]

Love her shirt 😂😂😂

[@biggs805]

Jay Anzaldua I'd eat her in no time

[@daddybearxx5373]

Same!

[@snehaniroula8243]

Jay Anzaldua perv ;-;

[@Jayanzalduaa]

msp gurl!28 how am I a perv? Look up the definition and realize you mistake 🖕

[@pearbug1083]

HER SHIRT IS HONEST IT SAYS DANMITSSO COLDINHERE. AND PICTURES OF NIPPLES.

[@No-qb1qb]

Not even been 24 hrs but is trending u go gurlll!!!😁💜🔥

[@keyaandoesstuff2705]

1:13 im dead.. 😂😂😂

[@fatema9890]

you probs won’t see this buttt I loved this vid. I knew you were upset that everyone was mad over last one. But I wanted to know this was amazing and you should be really proud.

[@TheReidFamily]

Fateeemamaaa she should be!she's so GREAT. I love Liza. We're a new KZbin family would mind subscribing to our channel?

[@kazuhaforever3924]

What happened last time?

[@janeanab]

fuzzy gaming In her last video there wasn’t much content and most of that video was her Snapchat story. But, I love Liza!

[@carol9724]

I LOVE THIS VIDEO especially 1:40 "I'm short I'm brown, I'm basically a sausage!"

[@Mk-ks8hl]

I laughed so hard at that!!!

[@carol9724]

SAME!

[@leannegatilogo8464]

dat' sausage song should be produced and released

[@emmariley5943]

Leanne Gatilogo YASS! its a bootiful parody

[@stengo3190]

Leanne Gatilogo yaaasss

[@supersparkle1115]

Leanne Gatilogo TRUE!!!!!!

[@beckyh7817]

Leanne Gatilogo mmmhmm yas

[@kayla71]

Leanne Gatilogo For sure! 👌🏻

[@bryanavargas3478]

"I'm short and brown, that makes me a sausage" 😂

[@PerfectlyPreppy]

this has become my favorite part of the week for sure!!

[@sugafr.3e]

I wish Liza was my Brother You know, since she’s a little boy?

[@dezirayosorio3991]

I don’t get to lol

[@savannameeks4839]

Tried vs buyed is amazing I love it make more of these videos

[@elliotw.734]

Im going through a hard time because my grandpa passed away this morning and you made my day. I know that you are most likely not going to see this but thank you

[@biancathomson5262]

WGE Vlogs I'm sorry

[@mj-cq9sz]

Aww Im so sorry :( He is in a better place now and I hope you are one day in peace with his passing :)

[@alexis-ub8mv]

I'm so srry for u😭😘

[@mal6989]

I'm sorry,hope he is okay.

[@angelstar7398]

Hey I'm so sorry for you I have experienced the same thing before last year I fell for you

[@Amberger21]

"My name's Chef" 😂😂😂😂

[@sarahhannan246]

I was sad when there was no 'wait ,there's bloopers !!' xx

[@amberskidmore5228]

This video was so eggcelent, this met all my eggpectations! You shell forever be my favorite punny person! You are number pun! (Okay I shall see myself out since I'm not the eggpert at puns here)

[@MilfLvr420]

First Name Last Name ok seriously, this comment is *scrambled* and it’s seriously *frying* my brain. So damn *eggstra* I mean, you’re *yoking* it.

[@weewooweewooweewoo]

Don’t ya mean you *shell* see yourself out

[@amberskidmore5228]

Awkwar d that was an egg-traordinarily bad egg pun. I'm B-egging you to stop.

[@amberskidmore5228]

Violet Vetter that was eggquisite

[@lrzhi]

You guys *crack* me up!! I didn't *eggspect* all this from you guys

[@SHADOWGIRL1971]

To the people who didn’t like this video, I say, *YOU* *CRAZY*!! This is one of the best and funniest videos I have seen in a long time. Way to go, Liza.

[@SHADOWGIRL1971]

I don’t think the BOLD text is working anymore. The “YOU CRAZY” letters are supposed to be darker than the rest of the text.

[@abigailcastellon8296]

They must be vegan

[@mommymilkers6978]

The dislikes say 7 tho

[@SHADOWGIRL1971]

Trxp.baby__ ii I Did a few edits to my comment and took the “36” out.

[@mommymilkers6978]

SHADOWGIRL1971 Jesus Christ it’s 238 now wtf

[@bred8847]

i wait till the end of every episode to watch the bloopers like it's a move 😄

[@kararondinelli9223]

hi kwisten

[@amber2616]

kara rondinelli *Kwisten

[@kararondinelli9223]

oh my b haha

[@niqniqjackson340]

Okay I like how she did that transition to the car in the song that she did come get some eggs to make them the best that's my favorite part

[@christinethephantomqueen1388]

Liza: call the cutest person in my contacts Siri: calling Liza Liza: the other cutest person Siri: calling kristen

[@heyitssasha9178]

*Damn It's So Cold In Here*

[@leanndorsey8940]

Kawaii _Gamer be cuz of her shirt 😂

[@Kooljie]

Kawaii _Gamer I'm about to comment tath😂

[@amie550]

he likes it cold

[@asiaynnabrown3369]

Liza i’m glad you’re here on KZbin because you make me smile when I’m sad

[@richpaxton1482]

That shirt is hilariously distracting

[@anqeljna]

Rich Paxton it really is tho...😂

[@marionguimberteau7516]

So you like how bi she is

[@nehadesai6583]

Can we just appreciate how cute their relationship is!!!

[@cutebunnypower7932]

There's NEVER a dull moment with liza

[@anarodriguez-tm9wh]

Liza:say hi kwisten Kwisten: hi kwisten

[@anamikachakravorty2610]

5:16...Actually the t-shirt was the first thing I did notice😂😂😂😂

[@braylinsoon4571]

Anamika Chakravorty I think you mean shirt 😂

[@obsydian_jay]

Anamika Chakravorty T-shit!? 😂

[@obsydian_jay]

Anamika Chakravorty She also had the same shirt on through the whole entire video.

[@anamikachakravorty2610]

Wonder Dust oops😂😂😂

[@anamikachakravorty2610]

Mølly F 😂😂

[@natsukiratamoshika8725]

1:43 Liza koshy’s rap was better than the original “eggs,bacon,grits,sausage”😂😂😂

[@TheMoreTheMary_]

I was feeling literally nothing for the past couple hours and thought this might help it did ^^

[@destineemae8509]

TheMoreTheMary-er isn't she amazing

[@TheMoreTheMary_]

Destinee Mae she really is

[@chloeandcleo913]

I got the stove on face was priceless 😂😂😂😂😂😂👌

[@Befreegingertea]

so I was doing my homework while watching this and I just started writing "bacon bacon bacon" without realising

[@nicholilassiter4322]

Lol

[@Stirling-Shade]

Well, your teacher has something interesting to read. :) Who knows you might get away with bacon for all your answers since some teachers don't bother to read homework. :P (I've done something like this before for an english lesson and got an A+ and all it was was random words making paragraphs. The first paragraph was legit though.)

[@kawii_georgia.x6926]

Nika Milosevic lol

[@lylamerp]

Nika Milosevic 😂😂😂

[@katelynnbiller399]

Nika Milosevic omg really some thing like that had happened to memto

[@breecarr8009]

The food that Liza makes always goes first so I feel like the person already knows what’s what

[@thaliat4094]

“Oh my god, i Impregnated you with my eggs” -liza 2018

[@alexemmerich3152]

1:31 MY NAMES CHEF (J E T)

[@alexemmerich3152]

1:30

[@unicornprincess2565]

"Now who doesn't love a good fresh hole?" As a guy is walking behind her lol

[@allidowney4131]

I'm sick rn and Liza still makes me smile love you Liza btw I'm totally not having a Liza koshy binge

[@tiff2wice]

Best youtuber ever!!!!!!

[@ryFlowers]

Tiff2wice she is my second favourite male youtuber

[@danatunsch4006]

Liza: *starts making a beat* ME: "You get the Limo outfront Uuuuuaaaaaauuuuu Hottest styles, every shoe, every color..."

[@АлИнАВаЛиЕвА-л8г]

She's so cute😀😂

[@NeuroMotive_tv]

💗whoever visits my channel i love you💗

[@heyitssasha9178]

АлИнА ВаЛиЕвА YEAH SHE IS!

[@yamatanoorochi3149]

Nasira Cansev Congrats, you just experienced one-sided love :D

[@beyoncelula1837]

U should be the last one talking

[@abbydjdkkej8626]

BEYONCE Lula don't be rude

[@forgotten4477]

The way she says Kristen is so cute she says it like "kwysten'

[@maryallen5071]

Target is one of my favorite stores to go to.... sometimes I literally make random late night trips to target!! 🙂

[@marinachase8484]

I love this series.

[@974my]

Yeah!

[@charitys.3862]

Liza taking a break from her main channel Me: Ah Muh Gaad!! This us the Brat- WUUUUURRRST!!!!!

[@lps_rose_donut9632]

Liza is a living meme ,')

[@kaydbray3224]

Lps_rose_ Donut 100% agreed

[@lhingthangeo933]

My girl Liza😍😍

[@carter_cam5532]

OMG HOT CROSS BUNS FROM 3RD GRADE ON THE RECORDERS😂💀

[@mm-cp5hp]

Omg I played that on the recorder in third grade too!!!

[@carter_cam5532]

queenmik me and my friend Matthew spent like 3 days tryna learn it to get our next level😂

[@mm-cp5hp]

same lol

[@fatimaavila1414]

Who thinks that Liza should have a vloging channel

[@NmberOneNetsFan]

Fatima Avila umm hell naw bitch ugly af

[@KingBudds]

KZbin don't need any more vloggers. Nobody cares that u woke up went to Starbucks n the grocery store.

[@amritanarang7305]

Yesss

[@nazarit.2235]

She's too busy for that

[@Chris4314]

LeVert-next big thing in NBA LMAO STILL SALTY

[@hellenhuerta5783]

1:39😂😂😂😂LMAO

[@bloomingtaetae3430]

2:20-2:28 idk why but i keep watching that part over and over again

[@juanitabooysen4954]

Liza's sausage song gets me every time😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@StrawberryMucus]

What's popin let's go shoppin!

[@gardenGnosticc]

A series that we want back so badly 😂😂

[@craig_armyvg2969]

1:55 i laughed so hard 😂😂😂

[@angiemcnaught1708]

Lol same that was my favorite part!:D

[@craig_armyvg2969]

Angie Mcnaught yasssss😂😂😂😂

[@thenayadeveraux]

'And I got the stove oooonnnnn' me

[@444rece]

I LOVE HOW NICE YOU ARE TO USE.

[@kpembz]

Does anyone else keep watching her old videos until she comes back to KZbin

[@armyblink1088]

I do to i miss Liza if they did brake up she will always upload but not anymore

[@gacha_donutuwu1835]

Yeah

[@kiwikatie5896]

army blink go to Liza koshy too.

[@CCBLonlinevideos]

umm maybe I do

[@Dyin-Bryan]

She’s busy with Liza on demand

[@Clisare]

My name chef 😂😂

[@GBArmyNation]

Clisare lol

[@lizadobrikfan5535]

Clisare *jeff😆😋

[@julian-sb5mk]

+liza dobrik fan no she actually said chef

[@lizadobrikfan5535]

KingPotato I know that's was a joke 😄

[@cassieowens1104]

liza dobrik fan like on the Dolan Twins reading dirty fan fiction and one of them goes "my names Jeff" in a really funny voice 😂😂😂

[@colicavlogs4589]

Do tried vs buyed with Jet ,Helga or with Carlos

[@saculmoviereviews9200]

All

[@vytautaseicas4283]

Helga!!!

[@pepper_600]

That would be funny but wouldn’t really work. Because there all Liza

[@personontheinternet15]

@@pepper_600 well she can edit you know

[@pepper_600]

waffle man YT yeah but she would know which one was tried

[@SYCGaming]

This is how many times Liza clapped in this video 👇🏻