My new look.

[@Davie504]

*omg*

[@benjjj0478]

megaloBASSia

[@c4bb4g32]

Yes

[@benjjj0478]

Mohamed Ali shut up bot

[@c4bb4g32]

Mohamed Ali no

[@chreint3370]

yes

[@IanTheGabriel]

Therapist: don't be scared, Marzia504 doesn't exist Marzia504:

[@muhammadiftikarmaureza6896]

LMAO

[@AeKTroL]

Drungayuuu

[@the___dude]

Jajajajajaja

[@ToxicSkull0]

Daviepie approves

[@SumitSinghSuSi]

M A guitarist... Jus uploaded first video... I composed A theme... Plz listen I want your true opinion... .. To gain some confidence... M not earning anything from my channel.. So it's a friendly request,, 💚

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Looks like PewDiePie found himself another beautiful Italian woman.

[@drewjl0]

@Dio Brando F off

[@ajeshsharma6843]

Haha, I only saw him on Davie 504 and khornime

[@Testedmen]

@Dio Brando I don't know who he is but at least he is not owo the commenter

[@lactoseintolerantanakin5408]

WHY ARE YOU FOLLOWING ME!

[@SkCrayAce]

ok now i see you everywhere wtf

[@crese6248]

Star wars: The Force Jojo: Hamon Davie: Bass

[@y2k_cocksucking_mallgoth]

Stands

[@aryyancarman705]

@@y2k_cocksucking_mallgoth both

[@thequebee_0101]

Hotel: Trivago

[@refrexrefrex9333]

@@thequebee_0101 i knew it

[@axtanime2063]

Anime= fake Traps= PP Girlfriend= cant get one

[@FranXiT]

1:14 that's the most honest and real voice with a personality that I have heard from Davie.

[@erickouhai9818]

Yes it is.

[@ben6574]

Im 69th like, your welcome ;)

[@AP_Dani]

Fanculo

[@scribtz2241]

@@ben6574 lmao

[@coppy_]

sono fiero di essere italiano e capire ciò che dice Davide quando parla in italiano

[@loganfarley23]

The chords for the meme are Open D Open E Open A Open D So it spells out “I wish I was DEAD”

[@atreeeus]

Well I got it but I didn't know it meant to be this way

[@abim0pect0re]

"Have you heard news that you're dead?" (sorry)

[@zydren2703]

big pp

[@jacobthatcher385]

I concur

[@johannsequeira2672]

69 Likes LMAO

[@newdivide2622]

Me :smiling Davie: stop smiling Me : starts loocking around for cameras

[@yaunalkantara9141]

Davie504 must be working for the FBI

[@ma88ie5]

I dont know how should I feel about davie looking amazing in every skirt, shirt, wig or whatever he wears

[@lifepasses1875]

I diagnose you, with gay

[@guestaccount1801]

Me: I need to pay off my debt in Animal Crossing Davie: Sounds fun.

[@matti9334]

Me: Tom Nook is gonna break my knees if I don't pay back my debt Davie: V E R Y I N T E R E S T I N G

[@Piriporo]

Mother: Take advantage of the quarantine to catch up on your studies. Me: Nah, I'm going to see Davie504's videos. Mother: Wise choice.

[@cenningitis2910]

69 likes, lmao

[@sofiaramos5177]

I wish i were D E A D me, a latino person: I wish I were RE MI LA RE

[@DrumFuckerFr]

Big brain joke here.

[@자시엘-l1s]

Incredible emotions here

[@anonymousyeet5928]

Lol mood rn

[@thunderlash316]

The running out of pasta joke with the guitar chords answer is “D E A D”

[@GameboyFanatic]

Bruh why'd you tell the kids who don't know

[@legobatman2440]

damn, it was an in joke

[@SaviorOfEdge]

Figured lmao

[@SkaMasta097]

That meme used a guitar instead of bass. *ILLEGAL*

[@stefismano]

@@GameboyFanatic They still don't know why it's D E A D.

[@chrysobear]

Me, a new subscriber seeing Davie takes off his headphone: SCREAMs

[@zr.17]

me: straight face davie: "stop laughing!" me: start laughing

[@mrstock7986]

3:15 What?? Is that Michael Palin?? 😳 Nah, can't be... Michael Palin must be in his 70s now...

[@cerera_bezydei]

Davie: smiles so we smile back Davie:"Stop smiling!"

[@disastrous6149]

Davie would be an amazing therapist

[@swapnavadey6096]

1:16 the impossible happened 😂

[@RandomCarl05]

"I wish i was D E A D" (Or as we call it in Spanish: Re Mi La Re)

[@ligma9450]

Davie being therapist: Me: actually feeling better after the conversation

[@ich4yan]

Therapy time: Me: i brokeup with my girlfriend :( _Davie: _*_Sounds pretty funny...._*

[@yoda5436]

Aby is Chillin well you did it, so yeah, pretty fun

[@lostfreewayx6387]

Did u have fun ?

[@AadixX-fz5gr]

I said that too and he said “your right hand will help you” LOL

[@CountDorkulaTheNekoOfficial]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@MarkLee1]

Me: broke up with my gf. Davie: your right hand can help you.

[@toml.1022]

1:47. Everybody turn the screen to do you know what!

[@akankrizal5102]

me: Davie.. where's your girlfriend?? Davie: no.. i have boyfriend now

[@sunkendrinker2240]

Hey there ?!?!?

[@popcornandzerocoke5043]

is he still with his girlfriend?

[@tiredbutbored3295]

bebicakes 123 Y E S

[@htdconman6612]

bebicakes 123 *checkmate*

[@scottfrost6537]

Oof

[@RayLegend06]

I'm waiting for the day when someone makes a compilation of all the therapy time clips and I can watch them in sequence to heal my broken soul.

[@cheesyanton]

Petition for Davie to do something special when his videos reach the 5:04 time stamp

[@katelynnewby6777]

how bout 4:20

[@thunderrr0]

Therapy Time - Me : davie she recently broke up with me, feeling sad. Davie : when time gets really really tough, use your right hand. Me : E P I C O !

[@albertomangano.]

ashish kumar eheheheheheh 😏😏😏😏

[@LouisVDon]

lo bevo l’acqua

[@landerklmyt8147]

Davie: slapper Girl Davie: slappy

[@SugarcatPlays]

Therapy Time - Lately I’ve been pretty stressed about life and having to still go to work every day. I work in a medical facility so the people there need me. My KZbin community and channels like yours have helped tons. Thank you for listening

[@sunkendrinker2240]

I don't work in that type of invironment anymore, but I totally get what you are saying, in fact I am glad I don't have to deal with the type of things that are going on right now.

[@rookiehandler6789]

Hi sugarcat!IM your fan!!

[@jasper6606]

Viewers: "Do you ever think about it before you say something like; I will slap a chicken 23k times;?" Davie's thoughts: "BASS, tiramisu, picks are illegal, BASS..."

[@elbappots9464]

Me: I need to poop Davie504: it is important to stay strong and we can get through it together

[@kaphizmey6229]

davie: *reveals that his birthday will be in a week’s time* (timestamp: 3:49) me, an indie artist: *O M G* I GOTTA WRITE A SONG WITH *B A S S* IN IT

[@manishbasnet7330]

Bassist and drummers BFF, so true.

[@megatronicalgmd9780]

1:15 he chuckled, he didn't stay serious :0

[@aryashakya_]

Who else was actually smiling when he said "stop smiling" in the intro. The thumbnail is too funny😂

[@lalim499]

Arya Shakya I was looking for this comment. 😂 You need top comment!

[@obamium7809]

Marzia has more subscribers than Davie504 Marzia: *C H E C K M A T E*

[@brandnewday7734]

LUL

[@A-SUS]

Marzia is davie504 *music play//*

[@Watermelon_Sovereign]

OLUL

[@arjayandrada2052]

NOT EPIC!

[@KaityKat117]

But they are the same person. Double checkmate!

[@Junin9738]

oh, so here's where marzia been

[@x-daveonpc]

Davie: "Your teacher is a man of culture. Big brain confirmed." Also Davie: "Big brain=small pp." Me: "OOF unknown teacher."

[@SumitSinghSuSi]

I'm a guitarist... Jus upload theme music I composed.. M not earning anything from my channel... Just want ur true opinion... Friendly request... 💚

[@baguette5932]

@@SumitSinghSuSi guitarists are illegal here

[@ral.g187]

Davie : "it's therapy time" Me : "fanculo" Davie "yes i know"

[@ngaire-jasminbarrett5096]

Davie: *STOP SMILING!* Me: **laughs in upside down** Sorry.

[@helderlourenco2011]

Oh Australian!! Noice

[@ngaire-jasminbarrett5096]

Helder Lourenço **down under plays in the distance**

[@piroxel]

I made it 69 , your welcome

[@yassinebenammar1948]

نريد الوك مجانا

[@sisic6301]

the way he knew we smile when he smiles and immediately said stop smiling

[@idiotmannen]

My 🐹 died and i had to bury him alone while in quarantine... Davie: this sounds very fun, did you enjoy it.

[@joaovitordealbuquerque2316]

"Faustão canta Luan Santana" Brazilian memes. OMG!!

[@TheD3LAY]

ÉPICO!

[@luxurs]

6:34 I love how he starts laughing so much that needs to cut the video

[@jibran2846]

me: i recently discovered that i am adopted and that my whole life is a lie. davie: *D I D Y O U H A V E F U N ?*

[@quodkrkn3680]

deepfacey's Bruno outdone himself this time

[@imissedthejoke4120]

Me in therapy time: My dog died Davie: This sounds pretty funny Me, again: Boi

[@leedia2578]

Video starts Me: Already grinning like a madman Davie: Stop smiling. Me: LMAO. I'm dead help-

[@ignaciocorto]

0:06 slapp that 4th wall

[@polinlinnnn]

1:16 omg he smileddd

[@anacarvalho1218]

Therapy Time: Me: I miss my boyfriend so much, he's really far away from me and I havent seen him in a while... Davie: When times get really really hard, you're right hand can help you.

[@helderlourenco2011]

I am her boyfriend btw XD LOVE YOU

[@Biellien]

No

[@savagecreature]

The fanculo

[@andrade2639]

Keep calm and play bass

[@jacqueslandry47]

Davie 's right : slap a bass!!!

[@sirius-5057]

At 1:16 , magic happens

[@fezzeniicrazysequel9893]

be honest... who actually talks to davie when he says "Therapy Time!"

[@jeremywicklund9887]

Therapists in training duh

[@piersondaugherty6585]

I do and the conversation lines up perfectly and it’s hilarious

[@luckysugar6954]

at first i would just watch, like "wow he says pretty general things", but then the next therapy session i actually said what was happening and it lined up perfectly, at first i was "holy shit" because he never uses the same general phrases, i mean, must be really hard coming up with new things to say, after that, i always talk and it lines up, as funny as it seems, it actually helped me. So yea, i talk to davie in the therapy sessions.

[@MorsBieg]

me

[@Johntheguitarist2003]

the better question is who doesnt

[@airmarksentertainment9867]

*RARE FOOTAGE OF "SLAP KING" LAUGHING* 1:15

[@Kliff_Street100]

Bro he made a video showing all the times he laughed

[@airmarksentertainment9867]

@@Kliff_Street100 But this is a "extremely serious video" your not a true slapper.

[@RespectTheHood]

"Vaffanculo" means something along the lines of 'get fucked up the ass'

[@rothhaas]

OMG! Davie is smiling at 1:15! EPIC!

[@sleepycordy1759]

Hey Davie, I didn’t understand that “sharp” joke... must’ve fell flat.

[@Treizyum]

1st position D E A D

[@TheDiegomaldonadox]

I want to like this comment but its at exactly 69 likes right now

[@GiorgosTube]

Well played

[@rohanshakya3109]

1:16 slap that smile!

[@rickj_3726]

davie504: THERAPY TIME Me: *talks about my career of Gran Turismo*

[@heyyo2182]

"It's because we are the same person." i love this channel

[@zkg2023]

I wish i was BASS

[@やみ-o5t]

The thumbnail looks like mr give me rent's daughter from spiderman

[@ifcyclone1220]

1:11 he smiled 😲😲😲😲😀😀😀😃😃😃😃😄😄😄😁😁😁

[@angusyoung8773]

Finalmente, aspettavo un tuo sorriso/risata da tempo 😃

[@Morbidity100]

"I've got to use the bathroom" Davie: It's very important you stay strong, and we will go through it together

[@gabrielaspacca1726]

1:03 DO IT NOW, WE'RE 8M

[@toxicglitch4004]

Davie: STOP SMILING me: *smiles* Also Me: WTF!

[@yermatt]

Me: smiling about the new video of davie504 Davie504: stop smiling Me again: brrrrrruh

[@dungeonthegoat]

Me: *Smiling* Davie: Stop smiling. Me: Okay... Wait-

[@snish_ug7041]

Davie504: "Fanculo" 1:15 Italiani: OMG

[@mrkus7253]

What dose it mean?

[@Cacchioduro]

Significa fanculo. Really easy

[@acutecat6781]

Lorenzo Russo no, it means Fanculo, capital f. I’m Italian, i should know. Non è difficile da capire, stronzo.

[@IzayoiMeiHigu]

What does it mean ?

[@Topshow777]

It means F**k off. I am not cursing anyone but that's what it means cause I used Google translate. Also it's "VAFFANCULO"

[@timothytucker799]

Davie: Therapy Time Me: I just lost my job and had to move back in with my parents Davie: Sounds fUN

[@amandaaninwene8432]

I, too, have broken my G string. Was playing my cello as a kid and went to my mom lamenting my broken G string. She and my aunt just laughed at me. I was confused and angry. Which made it more funny to them

[@superwee2296]

the one with the guitar string is d e a d so dead

[@pizova_v]

I have to tell you something. i love bass

[@swclements1]

When I couldn’t find any pasta on the supermarket shelf in Italy, I wish I was … not playing guitar…

[@aayushiig3097]

Therapy time is the best

[@pranavambig6506]

Hey Davie, I have an idea Instead of therapy time in every video, why don't you play some bass at that time. This way, you can keep both the group of people happy.

[@autoplay2412]

Davie: Slap like now! Cockroach: OK gonna slap right now (flew straight to my phone) Me: (shock) and slap my phone... Luckily. Had a great protective case...

[@1byte4]

@Davie504 SMILE reveal at 1:16

[@nottadoctor]

That reaction to the Monsieur Bean cracked me up

[@byoulou_maolang]

Davie504: 3:41 Me playing the violin: EPIC

[@aykayjay]

lol he said “very secret episode of SDAIAY” but the subtitles said “SIA” like the... you know... secret corporation.

[@kimezgt7149]

The wierd thing abiut the therapy time. That whatever you say, the reply is correct. For me tho Lol

[@whydoihave6neutrals772]

Omg

[@AndyHinkson]

Kimez Gt my girlfriend broke up with me Davie: when times get really really hard, your right hand can help you

[@sunkendrinker2240]

That's what therapy Time is for, so we can candidly talk to Davie, and not worry about it. That's one of the reasons I adore this Man.

[@luisaf1836]

Donate wl

[@N1ght44]

Me: I hate my life and I literally feel like there is no reason to be alive Davie: That sounds pretty funny, did you have fun? Also Davie: It's very important to stay strong, and we will go through it together When therapy sessions become emotional roller coasters lmao

[@adypods]

Davie: Bassist and Drummer are bff

[@HyperGaming-ji6mv]

Multi-Content Ghost what do u play

[@adypods]

@@HyperGaming-ji6mv electric drums but im still a beginner though

[@pascaikthadduq.paultsch3901]

LEOG is the most popular in the world for a single person to take advantage in the process that you can now, 6🌪️Spiele

[@user-ue4ek3pe8r]

"Address house reveal at 8 million subs" I'll *NEVER* forget this

[@dsgamersg7217]

We are almost there

[@36devandana50]

Anjay🤣

[@reboberr]

504 Davie Street

[@pelli4047]

We are very close

[@vladimirlenin843]

We ruin it He won't anymore

[@DREADN0UGHTT]

Intro Davie: smiling Me: starting to smile Davie: 𝕊𝕋𝕆ℙ 𝕊𝕄𝕀𝕃𝕀ℕ𝔾 Me: smiles more

[@AshrZ]

Logic 101

[@noicebiscuits7233]

*CHECKMATE*

[@unknownarmy3381]

*L M A O*

[@benceosvart2926]

NoT ePiCc jk

[@SaviorOfEdge]

Lmao

[@yzamanuel8232]

Dave: *smiles* Me: *smiles* Dave: "STOP SMILING" Me: *scared* ._.

[@doctor.d.r7280]

He’s got to assert dominance somehow.

[@amumuthecursedmummy7746]

Same haha

[@wyzeks.2760]

Same '-'

[@micaiahflores1592]

yes

[@addisonscontent2024]

i was the 1,000th like of this comment

[@cheatgaming8978]

1:16 Everyone keeps silent until Davie grins

[@mem_tv13gachi]

149 likes

[@manhhungnguyen4749]

What did he say though?

[@galtoranocanal4529]

@@manhhungnguyen4749 fakku?

[@MrMuhel]

@@manhhungnguyen4749 "fanculo" short for vaffanculo

[@pranavb.pillai4747]

i just used google translate and it really means fck off in italian XD he said fancula btw

[@lostinglitches4295]

You can clearly see he’s trying to hold his laugh.

[@japangravuregirlidol2656]

Get slapped!

[@lostinglitches4295]

Japan Gravure Girl Idol you too lol

[@yabashe]

I'd like this, but it's at 69 likes now

[@victorblade751]

Checkmate

[@arturalves2907]

@@japangravuregirlidol2656 Bruh I saw your channel and I was surprised.

[@psatirhangdal]

"Mom, can we get marzia?" " No, we have marzia at home" Marzia at home:

[@fuckingfemaleweebwholoveea8515]

Omg i can't--

[@abi1367]

THIS IS SO FUNNY WHYY

[@arex6240]

Dont rwoosh but why would you need a marzia at home xD

[@officialdababy6346]

NotAReX why not

[@emanuellandeholm5657]

My nose made a sound

[@redmit487]

I can't believe! I said: "Davie, I messed up with my girlfriend" and he said 9:13 I'm still not believing it

[@ciaoooo9165]

I'm happy to be your 69 like, epico

[@r2Gt06]

@@ciaoooo9165 I'm not ruining it, lemao 🤘

[@UnknownPerson-nl7te]

underrated comment

[@supersaltinie2335]

I live for the small moments when Davie breaks character.

[@briewescott8424]

We all do now (;

[@RandomPerson-ui3xv]

666 likes nice :) Im gonna ruin it

[@supersaltinie2335]

@@RandomPerson-ui3xv bruh 🥺

[@gracezhuang1741]

69 nooooo

[@carmcarm8230]

Well said

[@babs1277]

_"Man this guy looks like if Mr bean was Italian and french mixbreed."_ fanculo... *_yeets the post in the trashcan_*

[@sndwav2049]

This made me LOL. 🤣

[@venedikterofeev5861]

@@sndwav2049 explain, explain, explain, EXPLAIN

[@_Alexalra_]

Manuel famoso Amei o nome kkkkkk

[@Yuki-ug2jn]

MAMA MIA

[@KarlBriones]

LMAO that part got me wheezing

[@bassworship.5100]

me: *smiling because Davie504 have new Video Davie504: "Stop Smiling!" Epico!

[@canadianneko2177]

Davie = Marzia Marzia = Married to pewds Davie = Pewdiepie's wife N I C E

[@CAlchemist05]

@i wonder if you're reading this if u didn't know, that's Natsuki from Doki Doki lit club. I personally think it suits w/ the comment, tho. If u meant it as a joke, then alright

[@notrevy]

That's weird...

[@chapaty0772]

K

[@chapaty0772]

@Apostolis Tantaros no kid go its bed time

[@antoniovedivici6202]

so davie is cheating roomie

[@Vinci7868]

Me in therapy session: Me: I’m passing a very hard situation. Davie: when having hard times your right hand can help you, slap the bass. Thanks Davie now I’m happy again

[@asgelwkyi]

I was thinking about Fleming's right hand rule

[@T1Cubing]

Davie then: “delete this NOW!” Davie now: *will just delete the posts*

[@SaucePussy]

23000 x

[@jakariieason8814]

Everyone: see’s Davie504 as a girl in the thumbnail. 1M people: interesting

[@bigmateria2871]

Pewdie: Youre all invited to the wedding. Marzia: O M G

[@SumitSinghSuSi]

I'm a guitarist... Jus upload theme music I composed.. M not earning anything from my channel... Just want ur true opinion... Friendly request... 💚

[@AudioMixedVideoAMV]

@@SumitSinghSuSi dude no offence but guitarists are not allowed here

[@mixery_dose5435]

You meant Davie: OMG

[@Guitarist7225]

@@AudioMixedVideoAMV Very sad times

[@just_sky511]

"Man this guy looks like if Mr. Bean was Italian and French mixbreed." Davie: *fanculo* LMAO

[@fuckyouimdrunk9139]

I think it's some bad word but what does it mean exactly?

[@nicot9305]

Thanks! You have a big brain!

[@piecaruso97]

@@fuckyouimdrunk9139 it means f*** you

[@SumitSinghSuSi]

M A guitarist... Jus uploaded a video...i composed...Not earning from my channel... Watch it I want ur true opinions only .... Friendly reqiest

[@gunvlek465]

Im italian

[@TheBetterJacob]

Davie: Does therapy time Suicide rate drops to 0%

[@Chairoum]

Happiness: STONKS