MY PHD IS USELESS! | GTA 5

[@psyborg_panda1286]

The desperation in Zylus' voice to say that was beautiful.

[@sylvanochrome]

It sounded like he sprinted into the room and dove for the mic to say that in time

[@gravelordniko4674]

sounded like he was waiting for this time since the day he was born.

[@Firemalleoandjelly]

Yep

[@gandhialwaysleavesanonion679]

Wait can someone timestamp it

[@twopercentgaming4630]

​@@gandhialwaysleavesanonion679 0:11

[@ItsRinaldo]

Good thing Dr. Simon Clark is a doctor because Bouphe burned him to death.

[@struckrex]

Wait, oh, he can heal himself. ._.

[@NotaroName]

I don't understand the burn. Dr Simon Clark is a doctor. Surely that was a complement. Am I dumb?

[@Oreostes]

@@NotaroName its from the last episode where they point out how he wont shut up about how hes a doctor

[@Dogtles]

He's not a medical doctor

[@leion1594]

15:20 In Rythians absence I will answer this question: No, you cannot get knighted in Sweden, the power to do so was taken from the King in a reform in 1975. A person who has been knighted prior to that however is referred to as a Riddare, which is just the Swedish word for Knight. No fancy hats involved.

[@crodog100]

Ben:”Zylus cheated” *Duncan goes to the sams spot Ben went to* Ben:”Well we gotta use rockets”

[@jonnylater]

"You don't have to say Dr. every time!" You made your bed Simon, now lie in it.

[@aioloswind]

Dr Simon*

[@0050-q1b]

yogP

[@rogerolsenskagen9313]

Norway did indeed knight a penguin. And we are god damn proud of it!

[@veratikon7882]

Hell yeah

[@Arlequent]

There's a reason why Norway wouldn't stand a chance in war...

[@jcFrogger]

He lives in Scotland tho so we get some credit too

[@jimmoody6991]

We’re proud of you too

[@rogerolsenskagen9313]

@@jimmoody6991 why, thank you good sir!

[@katfae1270]

Little known fact: "Yogscast Lewis & Simon" refers to Lewis Brindley and Dr. Simon Clark, rather than the previously thought Simon Lane

[@matthewrichmond6333]

HERESY!!!!

[@anthonywilliams3966]

I'd love to agree with you, but since there's no mention of 'Dr' in the title, this can't be true

[@johnflumph8835]

@@matthewrichmond6333 Sounds like the foul fear mongering of Kazak One-eye

[@matthewrichmond6333]

@@johnflumph8835 He took toddy's eye and now he's trying to push simon out of the yogscast. Truly a most evil and dastardly foe!

[@Direwolf13PS3]

'Guy who can do ropes' No thats the dude who does boomerangs.

[@JAYJAY218able]

Konigwolfen so much better then the alternative. /s

[@JamesW6179]

There was a guy who did ropes though, just not in that picture. Slipknot, he died in like three seconds. If you blinked, you missed him.

[@SuperThest]

"Dr. Manhattan is the most powerful character in fiction... Apart from God" -Dr. Simon Clark PhD, 2019

[@drsyndrome3486]

While that is funny, it isnt true. Plenty of people in the Marvel can kill him.

[@saladlegss]

@@drsyndrome3486 too bad they all come from shitty comics

[@jakobdalsgaard3508]

The one above all is above all.

[@DeadlyYellow]

Manhattan was so powerful he retconned the DC universe. That makes him equivalent to like half the Reed Richards.

[@fredwilson1448]

I don't think God counts as fiction

[@jacksonkleinschmidt9741]

The tink sound effect made Bouphe's attempt to machete a car that much funnier.

[@slimebucket642]

1:49 This edit is perfection in it's truest form.

[@jackcr2477]

Oh my god that underrated “You doctored it” pun was top tier

[@Orillion123456]

"I'm the only person in the world who can drive properly." He says, driving on the wrong side of the road.

[@ocloud7389]

Are you british if so This game takes place in America so that is the correct side

[@Orillion123456]

@@ocloud7389 No, he is british and drives on the wrong side IRL.

[@ocloud7389]

@@Orillion123456 oh I thought you meant in game

[@chameleon567]

I think it's Finland where you get the sword for your PhD, not Sweden. You also get a top hat.

[@taj4137]

That's amazing!!

[@wereten1234]

As a Finn I can confirm that we have that in here

[@judgeholden6761]

I want an unscoped modified Mosin-Nagant

[@flightlesschicken7769]

@@judgeholden6761 They cheap (and not that good all things considered) rifles. Go out and buy one.

[@flightlesschicken7769]

What kind of sword?

[@Efreeti]

"Aoh, oh, oh, oooh, oh no you're right Ben, you're right, you're right, you know what, Ben, when you're right, you're right." - Dr Rick van Laanen, 2019

[@Orillion123456]

Nassau is an area in west germany, pretty close to the dutch border. That's what the dutch noble line is named after (at some point in the past they came from there, similar to how prussia's "von hohenzollern" nobles came from a place called hohenzollern somewhere further south). The island is named after one of those two (both naming newly conquered places after old places and naming them after significant people was commonplace in the age of discovery), but finding out which is something i am far too lazy to try and research.

[@Machlore]

Yes, most of that is correct. Nassau the capital of the Bahamas was named after William III of England (William of Orange) who had recently become king of the U.K.

[@philipje1]

@@Machlore Aka the point in time where the Dutch conquered the British. It's almost completely unspoken of in the UK, funnily enough. Or if they do, they call it a revolution.

[@asjake983]

30 seconds in and Zylus has already made my day

[@pickle2654]

if global warming is real, how come my fingers are a bit chilly *drops mic* *gets consumed by rising sea levels*

[@HarrisSinclair]

Why are you just standing around while the sea slowly rises around you?

[@oliverer3]

What did Mike do to you? :(

[@thepurplepanda4]

@@HarrisSinclair would you want to live if you were that dumb?

[@pickle2654]

@@oliverer3 he took my kids

[@michaelzelaski297]

Oliver Johansson yeah what did I do to you?

[@MrFragalax]

Can Bouphe just be in every video?

[@SetumupJoe]

"Guy who can do ropes" *arrow points to Captain Boomerang* The DC fan in me is in excruciating pain haha

[@Orillion123456]

The DC fan in you should already know better than to even acknowledge any of the live action DC movies' existance. The people who wrote and filmed those have made far more and worse mistakes than misremembering who poor ol' captain boomerang is.

[@SetumupJoe]

I mean, the Marvel movies are OK. _I guess_ But you can't really deny that the DCEU is a cinematic masterpieokay I can't even finish that sentence hahaha

[@martinteel]

Why? Did you watch their movies again?

[@m1sf1r35]

@@alexdewh No? There doesn't have to be a rivalry between them at all.

[@mysticalquilava]

The DC movies are largely fucking dogshit. Tho not gonna lie comics and Animated shit from DC right now is pretty good in comparison to Marvel's comics right now. But yeah there doesn't need to be pointless argument because both are good at some things and bad at others

[@hebbu10]

1:57 When dinosaurs lived climate was far warmer as even arctics had rainforests and CO2 was 5 times as abundant in atmosphere than now

[@willbaker6532]

It was a joke

[@raph9584]

To anyone interested Norway knighted a penguin named Nils Olav he is colonel in chief of the Norwegian kings guard

[@beastbum]

Currently in residence in Edinburgh zoo

[@Icebolt854]

I like how they’re talking about the hypothetical of Superman vs Dr Manhattan with no idea that’s one of the main DC comic events this year

[@alalmalal]

Really? Seems kinda dumb, Manhattan is supposed to be able to disintergrate anything made of atoms

[@Icebolt854]

@@alalmalal Him being so powerful is kinda the point of the series. They're introducing the watchmen to the DC Comic Universe and using Dr Manhattan as a character who wiped 10 years of DC out of everyone's memories. Don't get it wrong I don't think they're going to de-power him. It's just all we know is the last thing Manhattan sees in his all throughout-history-vision is Supes going in for an angry punch, but who knows.

[@anononomous]

I think there is a good chance Dr. Manhattan would just kinda not bother.

[@Livingdiamond1]

@@alalmalal there have been some insanely reality warping level Supermen

[@sebastianarviso562]

I am going to be that guy. I am sorry, but I never grew out of my prepubescent dinosaur obsession. Those dinosaurs that had feathers would have largely had a combination of feathers and a sort of scaly hide (like the image shown in the video). It should be noted that dinosaur feathers would NOT be like bird feathers, though. Feathers have evolved over the long history of Earth (and hair/fur may have in fact evolved from early feathers, though this of course would have been before the age of dinosaurs), and so the types of feathers you would likely find on dinosaurs would not be like what you find today. A lot of them would more resemble long hairs or short clumps of fur (like down). Tyrannosaurus would have probably had more the latter than former, and this would have largely been limited to the upper leg, back, some of the sides and neck (and so it mostly would still be scaled). I heard someone theorize that these feathers would have been brown or black (by looking at the coloration of animals that fulfill similar niches in similar environments to what the T-Rex would have) in order to make it harder for prey to spot them in the shadows of the forest. So not the crazy white hair of what was shown in the video. White feathering would have been counterproductive and would have made them too obvious to prey. If there was coloration it would have likely been to stand out to mates and would probably have taken the form of a crest or something similar. Think more an accent color than anything else. Of course, there is still a lot we have yet to learn in regards to this. Maybe dinosaurs were in fact much more brightly colored than we have thought, but for now, based on context and extrapolations based on similar animals today that does not seem to be the case for the T-Rex. Edit: Unrelated Note; Doctor Manhattan and Superman fighting is now a thing in the comics via Doomsday Clock.

[@FtWDeathnote]

Wasn't the t-rex determined to be less of a hunter and more of a scavenger? Therefore the colouration of the feathers probably would have been more bold to aid in the requirement of another important resource, namely mates, no?

[@sanguillotine]

I’d like to kinda ride off this and talk about how the classification reptile doesn’t exist, it was only based on physical similarities. Crocodilians and dinosaurs, including birds, are more closely related than crocodilians and snakes or lizards. They are now classified under a new named based on common descent, but mammals are excluded despite also descending from similar creatures.

[@markmullen7785]

@@FtWDeathnote Nah, that famous claim was from some faulty research decades ago. The T. rex has the strongest bite force of any animal, ever. The thing evolved to basically be a mouth on legs. It's bite force, it's huge size, it's forward-facing eyes, these are all traits of predators. If the T. rex only ate carcasses, there's no reason for it to have been so large, or have a bite strong enough to obliterate bone.

[@PotatoFaceMakeup]

I love this comment thread so much.

[@Haxicab]

So if you petted a T-Rex, would it be soft?

[@Saltalotl]

Dr. Simon Clark is absolutely brilliant.

[@RIPDixie1865]

I forgot how obnoxious this Simon Clark guy is. They always joke about it, but I don't think he ever takes the hint

[@PrawnOneFiveSix]

Dr. Lewis Brindley of ragdoll-water physics.

[@TykusBalrog]

That got surprisingly heartfelt at the end 😊

[@connorbrown2161]

Can we get a big oof for Doctor Bouphe?! Edit: Holy shit, didn't expect to get this many likes on this comment!

[@jcFrogger]

Sir Nils Olav the penguin that lives in Edinburgh zoo was knighted by the king of Norway I think, I’ve seen him a few times

[@BeatsnRhymes2207]

What is the United Kingdom doing, imprisoning a Swedish Knight?

[@noahjacoby-twigg6488]

@@BeatsnRhymes2207 quick, launch the war furniture!

[@Kyle-uc6hs]

Duncan: *makes shitty joke* Everyone but Bouphe: Bouphe: ʰᵉ ʰᵉ

[@vadz9733]

I like Dr Simon. He has good chemistry with the Bois.

[@leobevan]

ha, Chemistry

[@leobevan]

@l-3176-l omg really? he never talks about it

[@GalianMode]

Equally as bad at the game too, so it works even more!

[@diamondhero1gaming721]

Also bouphes axolotl needs a channel

[@TheHappyBunny91]

We really need a Yogscast pets channel at this point. Between Lancolotl and Terry I'd 100% watch.

[@PierceArner]

3:53 - Bouphe dropping in with the best response.

[@BlueDragon1504]

Wholesome outro

[@grxviton-surge8908]

i think this is probably my fave combo of people for gta? they all work rly well with each other. i hope we can see a lot for of these lot together!!!

[@StartingOut_]

This has been non stop laughter pls have Dr. Simon Clark on more often

[@nickwelch1461]

So far Dr Simon has been my favourite guest appearance; he adds so much and fits in well.

[@stevieidk9999]

I just realised, Duncan is a Lemon Party

[@111cvb111]

It was much hotter back then, not colder by the way. More oxygen in the atmosphere and all that. Also you can look at flightless birds like the Cassowary, they're basically almost dinosaurs themselves and the claws on their feet can tear you to shreds.

[@waddl]

“Every word you say makes you stupider” -Lewis 2019

[@TheHellopleasee]

Loving Simon Clark videos!

[@donashcroft93]

If I was the Queen I'd well knight the whole yogscast for all the jingle jams alone.

[@ronniecox8104]

There is a famous quote that says something like... better to be silent and thought a fool then to open your mouth and to remove any doubt.

[@Xaintrix]

Bouphe with the utter destruction - well played!

[@connersmith7950]

One of my favorite episodes by far, funny and original at every turn.

[@WarlockFrog]

9:57 Xenaphobia? What kind of monster- ITS A GOOD SHOW DAMMIT

[@therandomers9276]

As a motorcyclist I couldn't agree more with Dr Simon Clark as bikes aren't dangerous it is the other drivers that are the problem.

[@Joey_ott]

You dont have to call him doctor whenever you mention him

[@misterpurpose]

that "JUST LIKE PENISES" was just so excited! I'm gonna be laughing at that for awhile.

[@xCoNa14]

V wholesome at the end

[@PsychShrew]

5:41 In the comics, Black Panther equipped with the Infinity Gauntlet managed to hold off Dr Doom, who had the power of the Beyonders, an insanely powerful alien race. For people who don't read the comics I'll just give an example of the Beyonders' power: 3 Beyonders managed to kill basically the Marvel God's right-hand man. I think that Thanos would probably hold up a good fight and possibly even beat Dr Manhattan.

[@QaRajhCreations]

In Germany getting a PhD means that you can add "Doctor" to your name. If you manage to get more than one PhD, you can add a "Doctor" to your name as many times as you have PhDs.

[@Ronaldthemad]

You got a PhD. Playa hatin' Degree

[@IceDaemon]

Big bullets that goes boom

[@rogue_loki]

I still don't get the axolotl/linksolotl joke :(

[@jt1687]

Lynx is the British version of Axe body-spray.

[@ocloud7389]

@@jt1687 ohhh! Im american so I didn't get it

[@RokuroCarisu]

Axolotls really are adorable though.

[@SwordTune]

2:02 It's hypothesized that dinosaurs were intermediates between warm and cold-blooded, meaning they only produced their own heat when they needed to, like when it got a little chilly.

[@TarpeyO]

I'm glad there critiquing Batman V Superman. There has been a real lack of that on the internet.

[@WierdArtistMarcell]

There is a reason why birds are called raptors. Dinos litterally are ancient birds. And yes, they had feathers. or at least some types of old pre-feathers type coverage. They were probably not all covered in feathers, but most of them had some kinds of plumage.

[@creeferplayz9312]

"there's no subtle way to make a dick joke"-Zylus 2019

[@whereisawesomeness]

That end screen was so wholesome 🥺

[@Eeveesevolutions]

This is one of the best GTA episodes in a long while.

[@jman4156]

This session has been hilarious

[@a52productions]

Velociraptors had feather-covered wings that let them jump up onto the backs of prey thrice their weight. They dug their big toe claws into the flesh of their prey to stay on as they lacerated its back and neck. Feathered dinosaurs are fucking awesome.

[@jonathanfreytusfreitas]

“Dr Jonathan Simon Clark”. Lol

[@yoyayoya101]

I love how they talk about how a crazy lady with a bat is supposed to take down Superman and then not too long afterwards Bouphe tries to take out a vehicle with a machete. They are both clown themed too.

[@ZOD4]

Dr Manhatten and Superman literally are currently facing off against each other in the comic book called Doomsday Clock.

[@Firemalleoandjelly]

5:588 Dr Manhatten can also remake his own body if it's destroyed as his spirit exists in a higher dimension somewhere.

[@ink_marue2737]

I literally died to Ben's sauropod joke at 1:34

[@jcmmmbrains2718]

Funny thing about the Dr Manhattan vs Superman debate... A comic series ("Doomsday Clock") is currently in the midst of answering that question right now (part 9 of 12 was released in March).

[@drakhoon]

fun fact: the whole Martha scene in dawn of justice was originally going to happen because martha wayne, and martha kent were going to be the same person. but then the rewrites happened, and that scene had already been filmed so what we saw was the only way they could fit it into the final cut

[@InkGraffiti]

Every time people say feathered dinosaurs aren't scary, I imagine these people never got attacked by a chicken or a goose. Most people flip out when these far smaller birds are attacking, now imagine if its 3x your height.. feathers would make these already scary dinosaurs look waaaay bigger and scarier!

[@genuineBenFan]

Props to the editors for that “donk” when Bouphe hit the truck. I fucking died

[@kaboom4750]

Dr. Manhattan could essentially wipe superman from existence if he wanted so of course he'd win

[@equilibriumvortex]

I'm likely late in noticing this, but I love Duncan's "LEMONS!" jacket. xD The gmod references.

[@jakult3620]

I just wanna know where Superman was during this whole Thanos thing

[@fishpop]

I'm pretty sure you're joking cos a comics fan would know that they're owned by different companies. Superman is from DC Comics and the whole Thanos/Infinity War thing is from Marvel.

[@mikgus]

Brigadier Sir Nils Olav III is a king penguin who resides in Edinburgh Zoo, Scotland. The knighthood was approved by King Harald V and Nils was the first penguin to receive such an honour in the Norwegian Army

[@novemberlima1025]

Whoever added the sound effects at 6:37 deserves a raise 😂

[@Haseri8]

Editing on point for this one

[@Slate398]

To be fair, there's something about using a bicycle/motorbike that makes a lot of people cocky on the road too. It's not just drivers that cause accidents.

[@Volsung24]

I person that thinks feathered dinos are not scary has never been chased by an emu.

[@zeveroarerules]

*clang* "Oh shit" - Bouphe

[@ramonvdklooster9206]

I love this group

[@Samuel_Morchin]

I should think that warm-blooded, highly-active, intelligent, bird-like dinosaurs with the capability to jump would be far scarier than any cold-blooded, instinct-based reptilian dinosaur- after all, birds need to eat more frequently then their long-separated, cold-blooded cousins, & birds are more frequently social than any lizard.

[@crodog100]

Lewis would be a doctor in physics because he knows how pushing and force works!

[@robertjones275]

Lots of dinosaurs may have had pictnofiberous projections (think like pre-feather filaments) because pterosaurs which share an older ancestor with all dinosaurs also developed pictnofibers.

[@jaydengosling6161]

I am waching this high as hell and I’m pissing myself 😂😂😂😂

[@Robert-iu2ou]

“Dr manhatten is the strongest character in fiction… besides like god” dr simon clark you are my hero

[@Houjixful]

Dr. Simon sounds like Dr. Gore who never brings up his 2006 Oscar Award winning global warming documentary anymore

[@awkwardbanana6878]

This recording session was amazing! More DOCTOR Simon Clarke PhD. MD. MSc. BTEC

[@MagicKorus]

What a wholesome ending

[@bookreaderman6715]

The bible does basically say (in proverbs I believe) "if you don't talk people will think that you are stupid, if you do, they will know that you are"

[@nathankurtz8045]

There is a quote like that in there, but the more familiar version is "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and to remove all doubt." Which is sometimes attributed to Mark Twain or Abraham Lincoln or whoever.

[@bookreaderman6715]

Nathan Kurtz yeah that sounds more accurate, I was just remembering off the top of my head, but again it definitely originates from the bible Which I just realized that you agreed with

[@Bocchi-the-Rock_]

I paused this to watch a Club Penguin ban speedrun

[@Aurasmae]

My university has a ceremonial mace that has to be present at all graduations.

[@harryphoenix6067]

Damn bouphe ...somebody rez Dr Simon Clark

[@TheRealDuck]

The Chickensauras Rex

[@RipJaws1]

Sir Nils Olav the Third (and his two predecessors) is the mascot and commanding officer of the Norwegian Kings Guard, and he's also a penguin

[@crodog100]

“I know there’s another Simon in the yogscast! “ What a nice April Fool’s joke!

[@chocolatewolf3914]

“Crazy lady with a bat” I didn’t know Zoey was in the new Suicide Squad

[@knarftahw]

Anything can be enjoyable Zylus, doesn't mean it's not shit, maybe literally.

[@omega7b948]

It was warmer in the Jurassic period than now iirc