My School Report Cards...

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[@HorchataSoto]

I MISSED YOU GUYS!!!! New year, new videos, new location (more on that later!)

[@YunA209]

SAME!

[@Jakitz]

1st reply Edit: Nvm, 2nd, I was so close, dang it Edit 2: OH MY GOODNESS, OH MY GOSH, HORCHATA SOTO HEARTED MY COMMENT Edit 3: nvm :'(

[@Apupv]

Ok

[@MadGamezYT]

Can’t wait!

[@Lio1826]

Love you

[@sour5620]

Lmao I like how he still hasn’t forgotten those 8 dollars Randy owes him💀

[@Jzv23.]

Fr tho I would track him down

[@Mr_rice12345]

@@Jzv23. how we now he didn’t change his name

[@Mmmm_sandwich]

@@Mr_rice12345 the thing we don't know

[@Kaileaispreppy]

Fr tho

[@fabloob]

Randy come back for yo man he still need his 8 bucks 💀

[@malekadel3317]

Soto has infinite stories and it's genuinely so fun to watch his stories because he tells them so well

[@Tugsboi47]

FACTS

[@jaspreetlamba4149]

@LastRedCreep no bro it’s jorge

[@Stegorex_1112]

I have a 108 in math probably because i do extra credit

[@kekurikekukaka123alak6]

True

[@marcelinomayo1975]

FACTS 😂

[@CommanderCartoon-8bh]

Dudes going to remembering that 8 dollars till he’s 90 💀

[@EJGGAMERS]

This 8-minute video gave me more entertainment than most 2 hour streams I watch. Good job Jorge keep up the work 👏 👍👍👍👍

[@dalbirjohal5634]

Same 😂

[@pygy2020old]

Fr

[@franciellenzanotto7792]

I feel you got a B minus on my test my mom freaked out and it goes my phone for six weeks OK that was sarcasm but it was actually just for a week

[@skipwinston6910]

Can I see the test?

[@alexholley2712]

I was a straight-A student as well. The only difference was, I was that way without even trying. Yep, no studying, no notes, all 100s (or higher if extra credit was available) which was good as my school always uploaded our grades to this app, so there would have been no F to Fantastic

[@KataPlaysRoblox]

Yeah at my school, they upload the grades to skyward. Also the grades are 1s, you suck at this math or whatever the class is and you don’t understand it at all, a 2, ur getting the hang of it? 3, yeah ur good just practice more, and 4 ur great that’s a technical a+ (I WOULD GET ALL THE 4s AND 3s

[@rowanbell8274]

Same

[@jeweldy8415]

Same you would only see me study the day before the exam for 10 minutes yet i get perfects all the time

[@alexholley2712]

@@jeweldy8415 wait, you did an entire 10 minutes? I did about 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 seconds

[@teddyandlizzyr8865]

Ikkkk I don’t do anything yet I always get a’s I only got one B in my entire LIFETIME

[@simplisticside7523]

Already better than an hour and a half of studying💀

[@Bro39301]

lol i do homework for 20 mins😂

[@Apupv]

Y’all have to study!?

[@josevalladolid1904]

You guys have to do homework rough??

[@FITNEZCHICK83]

I dont have to do homework lol

[@theunrealslimshady5706]

GOT GOT SO LAST BEFORE WAS DOING MY HOMEWORK FOR 3 HOURS!!

[@oliveabbott4700]

People who r in 2024

[@Hunter15706]

Me

[@Fairyair447]

Me😂

[@nothazel6116]

I watched this at the same day it got posted and I came back 1 year later-

[@GamesU-LM]

IM🤣 A🤫 GODIGADAGEDO💩

[@kushaanmajumdar9538]

Me

[@FITNEZCHICK83]

This man never runs out of stories

[@TotallyHumanSinCity]

Overused comment

[@goatnathan9981]

@@TotallyHumanSinCity ye😊

[@theunknowns999]

@@TotallyHumanSinCityyeah but it's still a good comment

[@technof4n82]

@@theunknowns999 at this point the comment is annoying

[@davidharper2868]

Shut up

[@MawadahZaki]

These Stories Are Getting Better And Better, And This Guy Has Infinite Stories. Keep Going 👍

[@wheresmytabletofmysis]

This guy makes storytelling funner

[@Theunicorn2012]

This guy makes storytelling funner

[@TeslaKing_ERLC]

The French teacher 10 years later: ima need that test you were supposed to give me a decade ago😂

[@Crispy.Productions]

Horchata Soto is back and he’s dropped this 👑

[@christianmorales7432]

This legend never runs out of stories, keep up the great work Horchata

[@idk-hi2168]

can we just appreciate how he trys to post everyday?

[@Theunicorn2012]

can we just appreciate how he trys to post everyday?

[@amelialetaio6006]

Trying to get contact with randy sounds like a pretty good series

[@Theunicorn2012]

Trying to get contact with randy sounds like a pretty good series

[@MarvelJesusisaponyou]

Love that you're back. This man has unlimited story's

[@MadGamezYT]

Stories*

[@UraniumInYourBasement]

@@MadGamezYT 🤓

[@MarvelJesusisaponyou]

@@MadGamezYT Yeah, I accidentally made a mistake.

[@MarvelJesusisaponyou]

@@MadGamezYT Thank you for telling me.

[@BotanRice]

The place you filmed this video in is so beautiful! The plants and the aesthetic of it- it’s so amazing!

[@Theunicorn2012]

The place you filmed this video in is so beautiful! The plants and the aesthetic of it- it’s so amazing!

[@micahtan1220]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/sInNqHatrbaceZIsi=viufJLeph6b-ZNO0​@@Theunicorn2012

[@nimaisai4288]

people who r in 2024

[@Bkyoo33]

Me

[@Moon_dragon263]

Me

[@XBoy05]

Me

[@neevk9392]

lmfao 4:07 what was that emoji next to d💀💀💀

[@rblxdani]

we missed you too bro! glad your back.

[@thebestapollo]

The Randy vs Horchata quarrel has to end. Horchata should get his 8 bucks.

[@Apupv]

FIRST!!! He never runs out of stories, and will NEVER run out of stories! *Bad report cards are death sentences* 💀

[@Apupv]

My comment was actually first.

[@Theunicorn2012]

FIRST!!! He never runs out of stories, and will NEVER run out of stories! Bad report cards are death sentences 💀

[@leslyg9805]

Your the best youtuber that creates stories it's the best

[@No_IdeaYT]

He never runs out of stories

[@alphaace5037]

i like how he is always happy infront of the camera and making good videos :)

[@SpongeBobisintheuniverse]

Yay he’s back. I missed you sooo much Jorge. It’s been like since January 8

[@CubeUP049]

When you run out of stories it will be a sad day

[@JesusLovesYou593]

Who's watching in 2024

[@raniagerges8121]

MeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEeEeEEeeEeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeEEEEEEEeeeeeee

[@mianibrahim9984]

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[@michaelhernandez2720]

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee😊

[@eramafreen1892]

MeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeèeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[@ok.g4bi]

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[@zlanify1568]

This man is a true legend

[@_ENV1XITY_]

I like this guy because he actually checks the comments I love u bro

[@tonyfernandez3732]

First,Can't believe he still hasn't forgotten that Randy still owes him $8

[@PlanetAlex2010]

Glad your back

[@K1SSArmyNationOfficial.]

WE MISSED YOU HORCHATA KING 👑!

[@f00tb4lladd1ct]

Imagine if the mailman was his dad 💀

[@penone2447]

“Alright testing testing” is when you know this is going to be a good video

[@aboud_aj_gaming]

5:29 ur editor is a menace

[@HorchataSoto]

Lol, I did the subtitles

[@aboud_aj_gaming]

@@HorchataSoto Oh

[@AsquatranananBananananan]

@@HorchataSotobro roasted himself 💀💀💀💀💀

[@NA13C]

WE NEED THAT RANDY SERIES. I already made a name for it. The search for Randy (who still owes me $8)

[@Sigmaman412]

At 2:39 oh and by the way Randy I still haven’t forgotten💀

[@MadGamezYT]

I love these story times. Im ready for 2023 cause I’m ready for more LIT videos from YOU! You should go live and maybe play games, that would be SO COOL! ❤ keep doing your thing 😉

[@d4roi]

Please don’t stop posting I love your videos

[@UniqueNewYork27]

2:18 Asians be like

[@Imscilly]

This man is always finding these things to talk about from years ago and I still can’t remember what i ate yesterday 💀💀💀💀

[@mattiix1645]

I love your videos! Im italiano and i never realized how similar italian and Spanish are!

[@saifullahnauman-tu7ql]

Yo he still aint forgotten

[@Dogloverxxxs]

He never run out of story’s

[@_starrycakes_]

“Whatever, I don’t need you anyway” *walks into wall*

[@Epicked]

The fact that I got my report card the same day this released scares me... Edit: I'm in the NYC school system so everyone else who lives here also go the report cards the same day lol

[@kellyrabbitray]

YESSSS YOU MUST DO A SERIES OF FINDING RANDYYY

[@Naruto-wn3yr]

Future says this man is still telling stories

[@tajilulu1215]

If there was a genies world record infinite stories this dude should be the first one to get it.

[@aqiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii]

0:34 Bro just walked into the wall

[@Scarlite_..danggg]

TALKS ABOUT RANDY AND THE 8 DOLLARS ASMR: Oh is it my time to randomly come in?

[@rutvtr4968]

I Love Horchata's story times He has the best story times

[@adaywithk5995]

This man still hasn’t forgotten about Randy

[@LocalSweatCR26]

The Legends Say Randy Is Never Gonna Give 8$ Back To Horchata!

[@varchery]

Just like horchata is never gonna give that test back to his French teacher!

[@TheGroovyMacaw]

Bro has more stories than my grandpa

[@yfyfyfxfsrdtd4450]

You haven't posted in so long I'm so glad you're back we love you

[@PeddieIsFinished]

Your stories are so relatable and hilarious

[@ThatAv_rageGamer]

You always have the most interesting stories my guy. Your life’s more interesting than mine for the most part lol

[@Collin526]

Give the man his 8 dollars

[@sarahbass4128]

POV: You’re trying to find a comment that doesn’t say “ this man has infinite stories💀”

[@carlitosmorales6555]

THIS GUY IS BACK AND MORE STORY TO MAKE OUR DAY HAPPY KEEP UP THE WORK

[@noellazonyzony]

Jorge back with another story.

[@Witheredbonnie-l1f]

You are here from the short 👇🏻

[@_5610]

yep-

[@Abel-b4n]

Josue has a big brain

[@ThePoisonMaker]

I hope everyone is okay today and tomorrow near Massachusetts because the temperature is gonna be from the - and teens.

[@SantiTheBest]

how is this related to the vid

[@ThePoisonMaker]

@@SantiTheBest it was really cold outside like 2 weeks ago and it was gonna drop to -3 or smth and I wanted everyone to be ok

[@SantiTheBest]

@@ThePoisonMaker Not related to the vid but ok

[@Ryanx512]

My teachers keep saying that they won’t give me a redo unless I fail the assessments. THIS IS THE WORST

[@sanriolover9251]

You know it’s a good day when Horchato posts😎

[@YunA209]

😀ye

[@BERRY_SODA1]

Yessir

[@BlueBeanEditsRoblox]

6:08 imagine josue didn't come to school that day💀

[@GAME_0VER-AKA-DEATH]

I had such a heart attack. So for the beginning of the school year, I was procrastinating a lot. That turned Science into an F (I got it higher and there’s a quiz tomorrow from when I said this, so I hope I don’t fail it), Algebra 1 to a low B (under 85% by the end of the year and I’m out of Algebra because I’m in 7th grade, but there’s a text the next Wednesday from when I said this), and English to a mid-high B (There’s a quiz on that same day. The others were low A’s except for PE.

[@GAME_0VER-AKA-DEATH]

I did the Science test, so now I only have an Algebra test and English quiz.

[@hxbel]

gl

[@hxbel]

any update?

[@GAME_0VER-AKA-DEATH]

I gotta stop procrastinating. It went down. A lot. I can still fix it though. It would be all A’s in 3 weeks (by before June 2nd)

[@shantambiswas4629]

I love your stories. why haven’t you posted.

[@ambermontgomery2097]

I'm randy

[@Cortez-oj9ho]

Has to give him his 8 dollars

[@RyZe_fnツ]

This comment will get 0 likes

[@URCr7-1985]

No one cared and you. Will get 0 likes and 999999b dislikes

[@mrvoxion090]

I love these story times!

[@AdrianYippe]

HIS NEIGHBOURS BE LIKE: bro is giving me free bedtime stories.

[@preppyxabbyyy]

WE NEED MORE SCHOOL VIDEOSSSSSSS

[@theotherdashmelted]

PLEASE MAKE SEARCHING FOR RANDY A SERIES

[@ctvx]

bro that "FANTASTIC!" is great lol💀😂

[@Coreyscartoons]

3:53 bro imagine hearing us out of contacts 💀

[@Christangirlyy]

HOW DARE YIU LEAVE US LIKE THAT DONT EVER DO THAT TO US AGAIN JORGE😭😭😭

[@sumaiyagangat804]

This is the best story ever! Keep it up

[@ayyitslexi]

SO CUTE! IM SO EXCITED FOR HIM! Bet the youngest is gonna love him + the oldest too

[@JesusBautista-hn3tp]

I like that fact that somehow he's on a good day since most comments are hearted.

[@RosieeCoree]

ima go get randys 8 dollars for him like- JORGE DESERVES IT-

[@Desired_offical]

Is it just me or gym teachers have a sense of humor like.

[@DoubleABros]

Never get Us bored love you video

[@RoNinja.]

I love your video my guy and I can relate to your story for this video also when the video of where U are I really want to know so bad

[@imrealplays]

the horchata multiverse: ultimate storytime

[@diazevelin1]

Imagine Randy is watching this and he is like that with many years ago that was in school. You’re out of school right now.

[@plixtal]

Why was the ending so funny 😭😭

[@Rinntheslayer]

Finally he's back with the milk

[@Highland_cow_famer]

Unrelated note where 2023 is already good it probably means even better horchata Soto

[@lit133]

bro your stories are so intresting

[@iman12162]

Best youtuber I've seen

[@_Carl_the_NPC_]

I love your stories! Sometimes i forget about you, im sorry, but ur stories are cool. 🥛

[@RyanMcCannYT]

10 years later: Randy comes back to Rhode Island and gives Horchata £8 bucks

[@Pesopluma2013]

Im ready for 2024 actually

[@Hi-wcid2]

You should make a series where you try to find old Walmart coworkers or school friends and find a way to contact them