My Tumblr Accent Challenge

Tumblr Accent Challenge!
Record yourself saying:
• Your name and username.
• Where you're from.
• Pronounce the following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminum, GIF, Tumblr, Crackerjack, Doorknob, Envelope, GPOY.
• What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?
• What is a bubbly carbonated drink called?
• What do you call gym shoes?
• What do you call your grandparents?
• What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?
• What is the thing you change the TV channel?
• Choose a book and read a passage from it.
• Do you think you have an accent?
• Would you rather be a wizard or a vampire?
• Do you know anyone on Tumblr in real life?
• End post by saying any THREE words you want.