My VCT Team Skins & Cards Tier List!

[@magiccueball]

Things I learned about TMV: 1. Doesn't like red 2. Likes dragons

[@aiizeitgeist5630]

loves purple a lot

[@jonny.05]

based ngl and orange to@@aiizeitgeist5630

[@EthanWood-cs2jx]

Also doesnt like it when things are too black

[@Ryan-sn3uo]

This whole ranking can be boiled down to - TMV does not like red

[@KYSheng]

doesn't like black (gun skin) people (on the card)

[@DalNotDale]

Sentinels could've had zellsis twerking on the card and made millions but instead they made their card using ai

[@rulersreachf4n223]

Real 😔

[@wixardo]

Even worse, they didn't use AI, they just copypasted one of their wallpapers 🤣

[@bowdowntotheking2921]

no they had a cat but they changed it to this dogshit one

[@redrazor7903]

That roast on the MIBR card was lethal 💀💀

[@pedrorezende4873]

the funny part, is that the card is awesome. I has a CS1.6 reference

[@hogereshoge]

the worst part is that most brazilians HATED the LOUD card, and mibr is a reference to the start of mibr and brazilian scene in cs1.6, the plastic chair that we used to play on the pc etc, I love it

[@destiny_xd9126]

​@@hogereshogewestern zoomers are not aware of this I guess.

[@sethyoder7996]

​@@hogereshoge Kinda funny because LOUDs card is quite literally trying to celebrate their fans/fan base. But it's kinda basic so I see why people would dislike it

[@hogereshoge]

​@@sethyoder7996yeah we dont really care about that, we wanted a cool mascot like leviatan, we even decided on twitter that the hydra represents loud now, you cut one head off it grows two back in its place, resilience, getting back strong after losing players

[@yuchenhan207]

I love how its basicly all based on TMV's favourite colors lol

[@Gelo_Tin]

I mean its his list so it makes sense

[@Seivooo]

Lets make an objective tier list of skins

[@retirante_fps]

I will try to explain the MIBR card. In the old days 99% of ppl could not afford a PC in brazil, so we used to play in internet cafes (thats the reason why it has a disposable chair, an old as PC and the number 6 in the table also as a reference to the first world title they won in CS [2006]). On the screen of the computer u can see the 2 characters in the CS 1.6 loading screen as an easter egg. So yeah, it has kinda of a nostalgic feeling bc every single FPS player in brazil experience that.

[@retirante_fps]

And the snacks are traditional BR snacks too: Guaraná Antártica (SODA) and chips.

[@NoKOfps]

Day 7 of wanting tmv lore intros back

[@ThinkingMansValorant]

bro im too busy

[@NoKOfps]

@@ThinkingMansValorant ill do it until we get them BACK even if it will take 365 days

[@subaesubae]

@@ThinkingMansValorantbro bro bro if you’re too busy bro you wouldn’t upload videos bro

[@distraction2803]

bro ​@@subaesubae bro that's not how that works bro

[@drei7970]

​@@subaesubae🤦🏻

[@fabianoberlim9636]

Mibr card is about Lan Houses in Brazil in the 2000. There’s also a CS1.6 in the screen (can’t believe they did that)

[@Malam_NightYoru]

you can see that by the very old white pc almost every house had at this point in brazil, and the tube tv as a monitor xD

[@cedricl.marquard6273]

That is actually a cool little piece of history

[@CesarEfrainMaldonado]

The plastic chair too. I think it's a really inspired card among so many AI generated ones.

[@Malam_NightYoru]

@@CesarEfrainMaldonado They actually decided to go for something more down to earth, and everytime i see it, i find it more amazing

[@BlanekdCheque]

⁠@@Malam_NightYoruYeah. I love the card. Old school speakers, white plastic chair, number in the corner, and CS 1.6 on the screen. Chasing the dream and making it. I’m not a big MIBR fan or anything, but their art is so good, especially since they did so much with a more basic design than “Generic Cool thing” (I say that, but I also really like Koi’s card, I just wish they integrated the logo better. )

[@GuitarSpiritRock]

5:43 I don't usually laugh watching videos/streams but you really got me there 💀

[@Greybu]

Making you Use Radianite to Upgrade Each gun is criminal 💀

[@rulersreachf4n223]

It should be one expansive skin with a bunch of variants it’s criminal if you buy two of them

[@brodabro4731]

Yeah 2350 for one variant of a default classic skin and some banners is daylight robbery

[@PorcuDuckSlug]

I'm a huge fan of clean aesthetically pleasing stuff, the C9 one is my favorite of all Americas next to Leviathan

[@ASD_OW]

5:40 LOL bro did mibr so dirty

The mibr is the best for us, brazilians, they managed to add a lot of easter eggs, history and popular brazilian elements and a lot of nostalgia.

[@Rstefanichan]

The plastic chair to use the computer in the mibr banner is so Brazil like, I sat on so many of those chairs...

[@lesfm561]

im pretty sure that Bleeds banner is about their ascension run and their climb to tier 1, especially for pros like sscary who have been hovering around tier 2 for a while

[@MarlockT]

mibr card is really creative. But it's basically what you said. it's a kid playing cs 1.6 (you can see the menu screen) and there's a lot of brazilian caracteristics: the plastic chair, flip-flops, guaraná (the soda) and some chips. Really good card imo

[@L6Jeremy]

the skins look so much better in game than from this low res screenshot im not gonna cap

[@bobtheredslug448]

sen playercard should have been the actual sen city like in the videos

[@sturer9041]

The Japanese team banners look like something I'd cook up in Canva the night before the project's deadline

[@pablogonzales2014]

7:48 NAVI too s1mple.. i see what you did there

[@Reactivity760]

All the red skins were doomed from the start i knew that as soon as he ranked sen so low lol

[@architecthyde]

TMV ; "too black for me"

[@amdkdr]

I was gonna get the LEV bundle for my goat Aspas anyway so this video just affirmed my decision

[@shadonk]

11:27 this is meme material

[@astronebula858]

My personal favorite is LEV because their card reminds me of Yasuo from LoL and that shade of blue is totally up my alley.

[@PatsliTV]

Idk why but him roasting mibr was so funny to me. It was just so dry and lethal

[@Malam_NightYoru]

And all of that because his rich country has never even saw the conditions we played in at this time. I've heard SEA people saying they share the same love for MIBR card as the brazilians, probably the most underrated card if you're from a rich country.

[@PatsliTV]

@@Malam_NightYoru I’m from Vietnam, but I still found it funny. I don’t think he meant any harm, I like the player card and I think some of his takes were really questionable

[@Malam_NightYoru]

@@PatsliTV Yeah, it is funny how he instantly goes "I don't understand it"

[@thomascarson4677]

If you think of Zeta Division as a Shopify Rebellion skin then is actually really good. I understand why they chose lime instead of black and white too.

[@eddynsky9614]

5:42 it is as they say, "they will never understand" lollll

[@bertinkadri]

The giants card is deep as well, the giant in it is not a random one, it is atlas the giant punished by Zeus to hold the weight the sky on his shoulders. he is the separator between heavens and earth

[@CeeNZ_]

Crazy that you did a tier list before actually seeing them in game. Some of them look way better in game than those awful quality photos lol

[@seankaiser2505]

Sentinels looked at the assignment document once then put it together 3 months later

[@wixardo]

@Thinking Man's Valorant Now that the classic skins are viewable in-game, would you change any of your rankings? I noticed there are some details visible in-game that weren't visible in the pictures, like the inside of the classic has some different patterns for each team. Any thoughts?

[@TheLastQuazar]

Lev, T1, PRX, KOI are sick imo. It even look hella better ingame. I would buy it even though they arent my favourite teams

[@sievertryelees4011]

I feel you should get the stuff from the team u support. In my case Navi. I have been a fan if Them and fpx ever since they played masters copenhagen. (I am from Denmark)

[@arkentos3288]

the playercard for global e-sports has a lion because its symbolic of being brave and strong in india

[@MrHawk88]

TMV farming impressions 5 sec into the video hahah. i love it

[@m1n7ac]

Evil Geniuses I believe have a partnership with Hewlett Packard Enterprise, hence all the green in their items

[@naytze]

"What an unfortunate reality" 💀 5:39

[@Felipe-pg9pv]

the GE pistol looks like MURICA 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[@-ValorantProVODs]

EG should have pushed on contract jail for their card. Woulda been hella funny and made bank.

[@Raphanial]

1. He's furry 2. He doesn't likes stuff when it's too black My streamer

[@mimicry_99]

As a modern designer, SEN's marketing and graphics are top notch and prolly why they're still in good stratosphere even not that winning team so far. Considerable, few seconds on the video. I like their color scheme, but to be fair not implemented well on this geometric shards model of a gun. I would prefer it than the default since the default is grayish bland matte black. Not even looking like metal gun. The player card is decent, we have an acronym in design which is K.I.S.S, which means Keep It Simple and (insert whatever S you think) and in this one, It my opinion, Stylish.

[@chillinglace]

the penguin in the ts player card was there during the first champions btw so it got reference to it

[@MuzMysyq]

? what? did they bring a live penguin to their first game??

[@tommyvenezia3654]

i know this is all opinion based but these are like objectively bad takes

[@CesarEfrainMaldonado]

The only good takes were zeta, lev, koi and loud.

[@Tj4y]

Would you do a video breaking down why teams run the same ascent comp

[@DYBenson1]

lmao...he didnt have to go that hard on the mibr card.

[@yahiaouifedi6263]

I think Loud classic is the best for me atleast, the only Green and unique classic outhere, the Card can be better, especially with the KOI and the T1 and many more...

[@HotDavid]

NRG dropped the ball so hard on the skin colors but cooked on the card. SEN had the opposite problem. It's crazy because I was so excited to buy them both, and now I'm not buying either of them

[@brssnkl]

You should have checked Tracer Colors :D Some of them have invisible pay to lose colors :D

[@seancanja1518]

If riot decides to held a master in Philippines you'll understand the card. I believe that Filipinos could be the best crowd for the Valorant evenet

[@jknomore]

They should have the Capsule skin selling for 2000VP and for each team you "buy/unlock" it's 1000VP

[@linguine4149]

They really played it safe with the popular teams, especially Cloud 9.

[@Ryan-sn3uo]

This should honestly be renamed as TMV's list of colors he doesn't like. There is barely any consistency between what he considers good or bad, clean or messy, artistic or pretentious. It basically just boils down to - TMV likes blue, green pink, but he hates red, black, white. It's as shallow as it looks, there is no description given beyond "I can see why people like this" and "I don't get what this means". It's not like subjective artistic evaluation videos can't work, but you should at least make a standard and judge it based on that standard, like Asmongold transmog competitions, those are entertaining. I know these videos are for funsies, but at least have a point to them and not just mindless rambling.

[@tylerN21]

Drx looks the best imo they got that Japanese JDM aesthetic reminds me of Paul walkers R33

[@kidsaysmoo]

About to pick up that EG card just because I live in Seattle area

[@nixn469]

don't

[@kidsaysmoo]

@@nixn469 go EG!

[@mu6807]

MIBR with a cs 1.6 reference. Kinda cool

[@glitchwraith]

Never let this guy cook 🔥🔥🔥

[@Malam_NightYoru]

You cannot say "he is a giant" about giants card bro, IT'S ATLAS FROM GREEK MYTHOLOGY, THE TITAN WHO GOT PUNISHED WITH LITERALLY HOLDING THE PLANET IN HIS BACK GOES ABSURDELLY HARD

[@mally60]

apparently the player card sen actually wanted wasnt approved

[@NilsNicNac]

11:25 💀

[@6CDH]

Really a shame you don’t get a team title :(

[@GodSilentz]

Sen card was supposed to be the cat girl but riot denied it .... Sadge

[@xsatn2082]

if you want to have a rare classic in the future get the zeta one :D

[@dlopomo6858]

"I guess you're playing as a child and grow up to be an mibr player, what an unfortunate reality" NAHHHHHHH BRO DIDN'T SAY THAT THAT'S WILD

[@alexanderpierce8990]

Why is thinking man cooking these teams yo!

[@SomeoneWhosReallysorry]

Bro the Gordon Ramsay of skins

[@kannnnnn1]

the joke about sentinels running out of money is not a joke apparently bro, any kids who understand photoshop can make that card design easily in less than 30 minutes

[@caiotulli468]

the sentinels' one looks a lot like the glitchpop classic, furia and nrg looks the same with logo's swapped

[@Maxawa.]

personally most likely to get the fnc, prx, or koi bundle the most out of them if i decide to get any

[@Maxawa.]

kinda wish sen and t1 bundles looked better imo

[@Evan-xs8ts]

Lev gunboddy goes hard on the glitchpop though

[@Maxawa.]

@@Evan-xs8ts real but i unfortunately do not own any glitchpop skins 😔

[@poluefemus]

lev is so sick

[@jackknowles5295]

kru's card is gonna do numbers with egirls wdym

[@MesterWilliam-ny9nq]

should have put messi on it

[@izzulhaziq4898]

​@MesterWilliam-ny9nq dude if they placed Messi there, it would sell like crazy

[@sebastienxing8372]

Poor dfm just can’t ever catch a break

[@shaded_red]

What I learnt from this video... TMV doesn't like red.

[@txtures]

this is definitely a tier list

[@whythanks]

The MIBR slander lmfaoooo... actually wild

[@mgbm8335]

Yeah I got tired of Black & Red skins tbh. I got the EG classic might get the PRX one too, love the colors.

[@IsaaaValorant]

i am buying the geng one for sure the card is sick

[@milisavstefan8725]

French football team 11:53

[@izzulhaziq4898]

Yooo

[@ayanahmed8180]

loud's card reminds me of fnatic vs loud sao paula lol

[@lacticx1775]

man riot really did sen dirty

[@ubalwendrix5081]

Furia card looks like that jojo meme

[@panns7]

Love SEN’s player card. Simple and clean, really represent the org. Would’ve been nice to have SEN CITY written instead tho.

[@jorgericaldi6438]

dude. you didnt notice that MiBR card has the CS 1.6 initital screen.

[@dburton3939]

Sentinels literally submitted the wallpaper for their patreon thing (I'm serious look it up lmfao)

[@datwee7576]

Man came out with the worst takes on Earth and still dosent have an Ascend bundle

[@huehuehue774]

No way people don’t like cloud9 card, that shet is clean af

[@mrdrgz]

16:44 RISE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥

[@shientioh4865]

I think the loud card works bcz of the Brazilian crowds

[@CoeGr]

If you just looked at this stuff in game then this video might have been good.

[@ManukiLoi]

PRX does look siiick

[@DS-Pakaemon]

Dunno why but the GE skin really does it for me. But sci fi police detective vibes, also murica 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲

[@ayanahmed8180]

sentinals one is just awdul. my fav is kru nrg and lev

[@Ruuinx]

Eg has no business being in decent when some of the mid ones are better

[@buff_daddyclub9539]

Navi card is too simple , I get it

[@shewannawithout]

T1 is easily S+++ tier, honestly theirs is the best out of all of them, even Lev imo. RRQ's does not look that good tbh I would move them all the way down to decent or even mid in a bad way. It's way closer to Sen's level and is quite similar tbh

[@geraldmiguel-fg4gd]

TS card means unity no matter your race is, Ph thing

[@343JustMe]

Sen really just fucking bagged this shit so hard. Even i as a Sen don't want to buy their shit cause it's so sad

[@r2bot]

All the skins look way better ingame imo!

[@KeanuChrist]

Koi is easily my favorite.

[@firecreeper21]

What website did you see all the cards in that High quality on?

[@busybossficko7013]

Holy shit he didn't have to do mibr like that hahahhaah