my wife and i make dinner for the kids .

here is a 20 minute long video of me and ash being.....intolerably annoying while making a huge pot of pasta. hope u enjoy.
i was dying of laughter while editing this because ashley and i's low brow humor has come to a point where we just have to look at each and we start laughing. i had to cut SO MUCH footage of us just laughing for no reason and that's exactly why i go back to tx every month to see her. she gets me and i get her!
i hope our words were comprehensible i'm afraid some things just aren't funny to anybody but us ooooopss....
anyways i love u see u in a week!
-cone
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[@frankiiee1575]

*_‘We weren’t going to keep him. But now it’s been 7 years’_* My friends when people ask how we met

[@maymevalentine2428]

when do they say that?

[@pulchritujin1319]

mayme valentine 9:54

[@maymevalentine2428]

thanks!

[@simexn]

This comment is to good for this world

[@astropuffs5413]

frankiiee I JUST STARTED THIS VIDEO SAW THIS COMMENT AND ACCIDENTALLY SKIPPED TO THAT PART WHERE IS THE FBI AGENT IM

[@sarahstacy7936]

for some reason i read this as "my wife and i make kids for dinner"

[@maggieirie5650]

id watch it

[@spitsvomit360]

sounds like santa clarita diet

[@naoise555]

Scrumptious.

[@rosiemoritz5217]

Sarah Stacy that made me laugh so hard 😂

[@h3ll0k4y_3]

the facts that he liked gives me life

[@chacasamp]

cone:“we've been married for 9 ye-” ash:“twelv-” cone:“woah, are we having an argument rn?”

[@Sophia-ss8pq]

19:28 i want to do that

[@sam-sh6tr]

“of course not”

[@skullz0up116]

Sophia I felt that

[@j4cinta5]

[Bøba Milk] it’s a joke? they’re not actually married

[@aweirdo9044]

@@j4cinta5 are they?

[@jamelreynolds4673]

anyone else rewatching Conan's old videos looking like a proud dad

[@Raleiy]

I just discovered this. But damn i love him so much, he's so wholesome

[@gust8609]

yepp

[@leleeon7333]

Yep.

[@brittanygomez843]

Yes

[@sydneysteiner5773]

YES HAHAH

[@jessica-sm1nc]

how to make pasta 1) you HAVE to wear pajamas; it’s required 2) fill a BIG pot of water to boil 3) (protip) add salt to make it boil faster 4) chop up some bb orange 2matoes 5) add in your pasta once water is a boil 6) strain that bad boy (only for men) 7) add Alfredo sauce to the pot 8) whisper in the spinach’s ear as youre shoving then in the pot 9) add the tomatoes in le pot 10) turn to high (but don’t get high) 11) add the cheeese (not too much) 12) DONT LET IT BURN 13) add the pasta into the sauce and mix (that’s what good pussy sounds like) 14) only women can add pepper 15) serve and enjoy your sexist pasta but you HAVE to eat it while watching some type of show hope this helped!

[@anaaadrienne5745]

•jessica• thankyouuuu

[@hello-so3ro]

not enough sexism

[@gwen4878]

WAHAHAHAHA

[@syafiq6907]

you forgot the expired milk

[@eldrichhorror6976]

fun fact- salt actually raises the boiling temperature of water, although only by a couple of degrees. adding salt is just an old wives tale.

[@LukeAlexander]

*Yall are such a cute and wholesome Christian couple*

[@fatnugly9570]

They are not actually married their just so close so he calls her wife when hes joking

[@1234LAURALOVE]

Fat n ugly is a joke tho

[@cam8967]

@Fat n Ugly whoooosh

[@janellegerges4578]

@@fatnugly9570 he knows..hes also joking

[@gabysfish2744]

yes im army LMAOOOOO

[@zakiajoey4905]

I don't want to be Heather,, I wish I were Ashley

[@aang797]

Theyre not a couple

[@zakiajoey4905]

I know,,, but she's important to him, right

[@aang797]

@@zakiajoey4905 yea🥺🥺

[@rorrita8793]

@@aang797 his wife*❤

[@isabelle-yn2eq]

I WAS ABOU TO WRITE THIS GFDGJFDLGKESG

[@okaysouls]

*thanks for the dinner, parents*

[@PremKumar-bo9mj]

brother?

[@areeeash1124]

@@PremKumar-bo9mj hi brother/sister/sibling

[@omaigot8687]

Hi sisters

[@booklet4003]

This feels so passive aggressive because of the font 😂

[@mikak1765]

“you’re sO stupid just kidding you’re brilliant and I love u” me bc I love my friends too much

[@ardencherry1173]

conan gray: the world’s wisest six year old golf dad grandfather

[@pinkpanther8147]

Fax

[@iona3732]

"This is my job because I am a man" * cuts to Conan screaming *

[@ahanagoyal3426]

hahahha

[@jennifero2648]

"Six cheese is too much and that the devil's number and we're in Texas and we're good Christian women" LMAOOOO

[@elris452]

*we love good texan christian women*

[@manasvisingh2101]

Nam Balloon Armyyy

[@gingerally8739]

Army!!!!!!!!

[@yoopi7073]

ARMYYY 👌

[@Oliver-js7it]

I'm not into kpop but still... ARRMMYYYY

[@wowokwow533]

NOT IN MY GOOD CHRISTIAN SUBURB MINE CRAFT SERVER

[@elsidraws]

You pronouncing all the pasta names wrong is my aesthetic

[@liaruth9795]

Giselle Pe Italians are shaking 🍝

[@jessysworld8148]

pEnnie

[@dynah9245]

cone. it's been over a year. we are so hungry. please parental guardians, we are famished.

[@areeeash1124]

Me too😭😭😭😭😭

[@your_Death_1989]

its been years im hungry

[@amreensingh9708]

OMGGGGG you guys conan isn't married. It's their joke that they're married and the subscribers are their children

[@lavenderatori6215]

Oooooo

[@lohsiapa]

;((

[@mithilafarzana8227]

Omg thank you. I was freaking out

[@whystories1246]

i was so frikin confuse im like wut omg thank u

[@dolapoojo5484]

Phew😌 gotta keep this hunk of a guy to ma self

[@andrezendejas8087]

Conan I once saw you at a UCLA volleyball game and I was sitting literally like two rows behind you and I was going to say hi when the match ended but you left early when I was in the bathroom and it’s my greatest regret in life not saying hi to you sooner and meeting a person as pure as you are...ANYWAYS, keep living your amazing life

[@caratkate2860]

At least you saw him💕

[@cordiallycameron6079]

Stalker vibes ✨

[@milangonzalez2984]

ouch

[@sunnydayz0520]

Damn

[@allym1764]

Omg! What a coincidence, that’s honestly awesome that you guys were at the same exact place at the same time on the same day in the same year just two rows away from each other 😅🙈🙊

[@LukeAlexander]

"Can you please leave" "you drove me here"😂🤣

[@ThatRandomCorndog]

LoL

[@salmon1863]

LMAO when Conan was singing I forgot that he is a singer and I was literally shocked. I have the memory of a goldfish ;-;

[@everyxtime]

LMAO

[@maiaschor6394]

Omg same I thought it was gonna be one of those fails (I just spelled fails fales lmao I wonder how I got an A in English) where it’s like eeeEeeEEEE but it was SO CLEAN AND PURE THIS MAN

[@sszzsxvs]

I’ve seen so many sides of Conan’s personality. He can be smoky baddie and quirky Christian boi. He’s a multidimensional king

[@ravena.3762]

This is called persona, you probably are like that too, enjoy yourself

[@peachykeen6413]

I need conan gray to be my best friend or my wife

[@valsmith7585]

How bout both

[@hemllo123]

@@noone-pz3bi don't judge, budy. Conan a good wife.

[@zixiong681]

@@hemllo123 I laughed at that way more than I should-

[@usernjonjonjo]

@@zixiong681 same

[@Kara.Davis.]

@@noone-pz3bi has what

[@kamrynclaire]

finally you’re feeding us, dad.

[@lilygraves5718]

kamryn claire it's been 84 years

[@risingstars3478]

why do you call him dad

[@glennaschoeler]

because he and ashley are our parents and we are his kids

[@marymayforreal.]

@@glennaschoeler yuss

[@rivera7325]

uhm can you guys feed us again ... its been 2 years

[@thatonegayrat8107]

Fr I'm hungry

[@darci7937]

frrr

[@abbey9216]

please 🥺🙏

[@gray11]

I’m starving.

[@mila.01302]

yeah I’m literally starving

[@pinkpanther8147]

No one: Conan’s hair when he moves: ⬆️⬅️➡️↖️↙️↘️↗️

[@beepboop4625]

“We’re good Christian women” -Conan quote of the week

[@z.1514]

“Why do you have two?” “Ummm... why do you have two?” “Boobs?” *hugs* “I love you”

[@nikiandgabifan4164]

Time stamp?

[@juliekayejoseph1665]

I’m ABSOLUTELY OBSESSED with the energy of their friendship in all their vidssss

[@pinkpanther8147]

I thought it was a relationship OOpS

[@dezij15]

“She’s not a celebrity but she is in my eyes.” Anyone else know that?

[@chloeklopfenstein1791]

yess! he said that in an interview it’s so sweet

[@guillecolombo5307]

We love a good marriage

[@joshc8962]

Conan: soooOOO this is my wife who isn't my wife cause she's my husband :/

[@savannahbanana1838]

Ashley and Conan are my last 2 brain cells at 3:00am

[@hearts4conegr4y]

Its 2am for me rn and im rpob gonna watcg them till 3 so yep

[@mikak1765]

update: i just made this last night for fun while watching this video and it was rlly fun and the pasta was delicious thank u mom & dad

[@teo8291]

when the instagram baddie becomes a family vlogger

[@sol-of8rg]

Conan is secretly a dolphin

[@sarrahkesury]

arent we all?

[@spidersfrommars3585]

@@sarrahkesury thats the most accurate thing i have ever heard

[@gray11]

@@spidersfrommars3585 Same here

[@kuzome]

12:35 *ariana* *grande* *is* *quakinG*

[@ThatRandomCorndog]

I went to the time skip.....ITS WAS A AD!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@racheljimin9468]

@@ThatRandomCorndog oof

[@luizaj318]

anyone else looking at conans old vids thinking how far he's come like bruh i'm so proud

[@elsidraws]

I got abs from laughing at this video

[@mila.01302]

SAME BRO

[@ericalin2610]

Father cone may I have some öats

[@whyisgamora4191]

I know I shouldn't, but I still wait for the day our parents feed us again.. Just imagine, one last meal :'(

[@isa-te4ps]

we were fed and we didn't even know it was our last meal

[@mouhiazeck]

🥐

[@liv4105]

"this is my job because i'm a man and sexism" *screams and cries*

[@ahanagoyal3426]

hahahahahaaha

[@elsidraws]

"But I'm not because I'm a man" "SEXISM" i died of laughter

[@hollowheaded]

hi sharon, . How are The Kids :) Miss U! Cant wait to Go on a , girls brunch . away from The Kids 🤪

[@arianaakee3728]

just ran into marge at the grocery store the other day!

[@rasianbray3977]

daisiesforeyes hi Girls! just went for a quick brunch with Brenda before a family dinner :)

[@danielarlay]

Girlies! We have to meet up again!🤪

[@levarohani]

Margaret!? is that. you! you batch! u forgot the, cakes!?! on Sunday!! freck you, Margaret. by the, way, i told Sharol about your cakes on Friday as. well!

[@1sabella]

Karen, no one . enjoys Your impolite, nature. U must Go and ask Forgiveness from . The Lord. Amen 😤😤🙏🙏🙏

[@kashalakasha2092]

12:35 ok but why was that the best thing I have ever heard in my life

[@corbinblack6341]

Cuz its Conan

[@aililee6595]

No one: Conan:🐬🐬

[@hannahsyrup]

i wanna have a friend like this

[@ghostclowns_]

Hannah Slyker same

[@user-yd9fe1tr6v]

the video:00:01 me:omg so pure!!!

[@chikafujiwara7833]

People being jealous about heather while im here being jealous over ashley

[@izzylacroix4131]

15:46 *And right here you see, the summary of all my friends' conversations in a nutshell.*

[@charlottebuxton2066]

Izzy La Croix same

[@mikak1765]

*if it’s a little like sip sip*

[@lachanclita5907]

Ya'lls are the mom, the dad and the baby childs all at once and im in love

[@GeekyGoatGirl]

12:40 “this is my job because I am a man and sexism” *frantic screaming*

[@hollywelch7612]

They're basically the cutest human beings in the universe.

[@fay3942]

“Live fast die young we are here for a good time not a long time” - My Dad

[@GracieBelleCollins]

Love that!

[@3DegreesNorth638]

Wait wut. But...but I don’t want to live fast :( I want to take my sweet time living a good life lol

[@dakoduh]

we need some good conan PE stories

[@silenthillsinisterfawn]

*19:32** OML U GUYS ARE SO ADORABLE*

[@regi1336]

It is so satisfying to watch his old videos and see all that he has accomplished is fucking beautiful I'm proud of him 🤧❤️❤️

[@sc-xn4vg]

*_father cone, thanks for this wholesome meal_*

[@JamesBradlee1]

*me being drowned in expired almond milk* "How are you drinking the sour lumpy nut milk so fast?"

[@ineswotton7069]

I never got that joke 😂

[@marsv.1361]

thanks! i hate it

[@sophiebelle9059]

*sour lumpy nut milk*

[@contagiouscuteness1335]

“this is my job because I’m the man and sexism!!1!1!1!” *screams*

[@rooisnotcool3254]

conan: time to strain, this is my job because i’m the man. also conan 0.02 seconds later: *screeching as he dumps out the pasta*

[@mikak1765]

lollll the asmr part had me in tears. the editing in this video was very satisfactory 20/10!

[@amadoines]

''some people are italian, that's a fact'' - Gray, Conan 2018

[@MKSGNZ]

Things i love about conan He’s a girly boy and *EVERYTHING*

[@skyhigh602]

I thought he's Gay

[@abbyS25]

@@skyhigh602 he doesn't label his sexuality please respect that.

[@skyhigh602]

@@abbyS25 just a thought i didn't accuse him. It's fine tho

[@skyhigh602]

Gonna upload later

[@notsayla4020]

ik this was posted like 2 years ago, but i've just stumbled on your youtube channel at a really hard time in my life, and as scary as things are for me right now, just the feeling of safety that your videos give is so comforting. Theres something about you that makes me feel so safe and comforted, that i'll get through this. You'll never see this, but I want to thank you. Thankyou for giving me a soft comfort in your old videos, thankyou for just being you. I've never met you, but ik you have a beautiful heart, and a beautiful soul. ily bro, Much love - A random stranger from Australia

[@alex-bu3vg]

wow i can't believe my parents invented being straight!!!

[@ioenael4699]

marriage goals

[@chui7421]

more like marriage goals

[@pinkpanther8147]

More likes goals marriage

[@pinkpanther8147]

More like jsjsjieiwjehehshsbzkakh

[@wilburgeorge6690]

"my last 2 braincells are really enjoying these cheetos" is a whole mood

[@cadauncie5063]

I love how he still tries to stick with his aesthetic when he puts a meme in...

[@user-dt4cm9vk8h]

9:04 dodie is SHAKING

[@GiannahNoelle]

Ewa STOP OMLLLLL

[@cheesecakelasagna]

I actually laughed out loud lmao

[@pebble3951]

Ewa dodie who?

[@rasianbray3977]

Ewa Lana Del Rey is on a STRETCHER.

[@woosher2816]

lmao

[@rainingwishes6226]

Also, pro tip, if you keep some of the pasta water, you can add a little bit of it into your sauce to make it more flowy/saucy and not a clump. Works really well. Would recommend.

[@simplycharming123]

Can we just appreciate the algorithm for giving me this two years later... Thank you.

[@Rose-vk6on]

“We’re here for a good time not a long time”

[@bluberries4750]

I love cone the dolphin 🐬❣️

[@paprykarzxx3166]

someone in the comments: i thought he was gay me: *i thought he was american*

[@prashansasingh112]

paprykarz xx he is gay ????

[@paprykarzxx3166]

carina yup, thats it^

[@prashansasingh112]

Wow. I didn’t know. Thank you girl.

[@giovanniprudente9280]

paprykarz xx I’m pretty sure he’s Conan and that’s it. He’s himself not any other label.

[@gabjen7548]

is this his real wife ?

[@abi__693]

(7:48) THAT LAUGH WAS SO CUTE WTF

[@sittinginacornerihaunt]

My comfort videos 😭

[@rissavu]

Gordon Ramsay *couldn't*

[@ineswotton7069]

Gordon Ramsay *wouldn’t*

[@rissavu]

*SHOULDN'T*

[@yeeep6845]

"I'm thinking of a vine" me : oh no dont say it

[@theowlhouseseason3213]

WHAT VINE WAS THAT I KNOW ITS BEEN 2 YEARS HELP MY UNFLUENT STOOPID BRAIN

[@sienna6876]

@@theowlhouseseason3213 it's very innapropriate lmao

[@martietu6127]

We are dying, 2 years have passed we need to be fed 😩

[@ellen3626]

"It's just *not* chistmas" love their humour so much

[@samwell4727]

We love a healthy marriage. ❤️

[@elliebee4232]

*21 minutes of random food talk with Conan a.k.a. Dad and I've never been happier*

[@jinxed_screw_up2526]

Did anyone else freak out a little when they noticed they weren't wearing masks until they realized that this was filmed before rona? No, just me ok...

[@ayleen8315]

Yup… I was like “OMG THEIR MASKS- oh never mind this was 3 years ago” Corona has ruined me

[@leuuniverso]

pandemic traumas yay

[@nerdfromnewtopia]

"roses are red, violets are blue, sometimes when i'm sad, i think about poo." - conan gray, 2018.

[@Yuu12345]

I thought it would be “I think about you” lmfao

[@garrettboucher3736]

Take a shot every time Conan makes a dolphin noise

[@tofubitez]

Help JPG OF WATER ON CONAN’S ORDERS

[@evij126]

'all of the memories that i keep are memories of us' that is actually like, beautiful

[@shoofiizzati7452]

"Roses are red, violets are blue, sometimes when i'm sad i think about poo"

[@tionahjohnson1234]

This has been my comfort video for three years 🥰

[@444satin]

conan: 21 minute long video of him and ashley cooking and being all adorable my afternoon: saved

[@SimplyFreshdew]

whenever u upload I get extremely excited .. CAN’T just be me .. it can’t!!!

[@teo8291]

SimplyFreshdew ME TOO i go to my mom and express my happiness just a bit before watching

[@kali5812]

but now coming back to these videos hurt because you know hes not gonna be uploading any time soon.. :(

[@pinkpanther8147]

W h y n o t

[@razanberro4961]

I really want to see ashley now and see her growup

[@ShimmerShineSparkle]

anyone else watching all the ash and cone’s cooking show videos after seeing ashley in the people watching music video? *or is it just me🧍‍♀️*

[@kenna5754]

a tip: when cooking pasta, you can throw it against the wall to see if it’s done. if it sticks, it’s done.

[@april-vq2mh]

sad ish I tested. It works

[@evij126]

conan's video's are slowly turning into vinecompilations

[@anaaadrienne5745]

HowaboutRe d rightt 😂😂😂 and it’s amazing

[@gelliannepabico2202]

Cone: And we were married for like 9- Ash: 12- the only married couple that don't know how long they were married ._.

[@wandasairconditioner4781]

They are not even married they are just friends

[@kayladelacoe603]

@@wandasairconditioner4781 wooooosh

[@puny3447]

@@wandasairconditioner4781 @noshitsherlock

[@Samantha-qe1cr]

they got married when they were 10- cos conan is like 22

[@JoyinCrafting]

i thought he is actually married lol

[@emilisae8130]

Me tooo

[@meintoue5737]

So he is not married??

[@chrysalixm_.1962]

Wait he isnt -

[@emilisae8130]

Idk man

[@cyvke]

y’all he’s not married 😀

[@AndreasPoom]

a 21 minute video from conan? YES PLEASE

[@user-dt4cm9vk8h]

12:35 can you release it on vinyl because i would buy like 3 copies

[@abbayagub]

Ewa w

[@hhy2551]

awwwww why can you guys be so cute😭😭 I'm liking this video so much that I felt so regret for my time wasted on those comparably nonsense ones. gonna always replay this to remind myself that there really are these good people and relationships exist. xoxo

[@mikayla5598]

The way he walked to the chips and grabbed the hot cheetos was so funny