My Wife Is A Complete Psycho

[@starberry9198]

"Honey we need to talk about the elephant in the kitchen" "you mean room?" "No the elephant you put in the kitchen"

[@CapitánCuervo]

Lol

[@matthewboire6843]

Need a new wife

[@chanda9481]

The elephant was the child

[@coldfire-blitz3122]

4:59 Wife: "I am not the villain in this story. I do what I do because there IS NO CHOICE"

[@kaletrash69]

The concept of “egg money” (or butter-and-egg money) derives from farm life, where the woman of the farm typically took care of the chickens. Any money she made from selling the eggs was hers, to use as she wished.

[@edmundfricker745]

I just went back 5 years and watched the beginning of the first stranded deep series and the voice and personality of the cap has changed so much that if I didn't know better I wouldn't know it was the same person

[@PhantomOne]

"Not only is she not here, there's nothing here." *_Finds a jar full of coffee literally a second later_*

[@BreakFromTheAds69]

I would like this but... Roblox... Ewwww...

[@PhantomOne]

@@BreakFromTheAds69 ok

[@MuricanMan100]

Roblox is awesome. Ppl like you are disgusting

[@thatstockimageguy1067]

@@MuricanMan100 That’s big talk from someone called FireProGamer so *STFU*

[@MuricanMan100]

@@thatstockimageguy1067 no u

[@DemiurgePerson]

1:55 me: sees crack in cabnet also me: "i see a little silloeto of a man"

[@JustAGamerPerson]

SCARAMOUCH, SCARAMOUCH, WILL YOU DO THE FANDANGO?!

[@magiciansmagicmayhem5813]

@@JustAGamerPerson *THUNDERBOLTS AND LIGHTNING! VERY VERY FRIGHTENING!*

[@philipo.9314]

The Wife: "My goals are beyond your understanding."

[@The_Lovey_Informer]

Ok Reverse Flash

[@philipo.9314]

@@The_Lovey_Informer You are a man of culture.

[@sharonb3939]

It u again Philip o

[@BreakFromTheAds69]

Huh, i always thought it was Philip Q. Im dumb

[@philipo.9314]

@@sharonb3939 Hello

[@cheesegrater888]

“Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice and I may go into anaphylactic shock and never wake up.”

[@saxyentertainmentwithstans8915]

since you can evidently arrive sooner than I, could you join me in asking him to please play more spirit saga?

[@Aviography365]

I agree with@@saxyentertainmentwithstans8915 that game is awesome

[@KevX36]

@@Aviography365 debatable but ok

[@teddyayden8390]

"Did you guys know i have kids? Me neither" -Captainsauce

[@saxyentertainmentwithstans8915]

Love his quotes. Speaking of, his eggplant game generated a ton of great ones. So...since you can evidently arrive sooner than I, could you join me in asking him to please play more spirit saga?

[@kingstoncastle7450]

Ah 2021 talk

[@galaxyfilms1853]

I don’t I don’t want kids because what happens if it comes to the point where if I grab one of them the other one dies

[@potato-mi9gm]

and cap is the best youtuber and every day he makes my day

[@reaganbyrd4567]

Same

[@amandaheidorn1607]

Same bruh

[@ilikecatsbutimadogperson8563]

Same even my day is the worse

[@jjthegod2379]

Saaaaame

[@GamesplayMe643]

Yo literally he released this video at 9pm my time

[@phantomsniper9736]

“Some may say expertise in this field” that really cracked me up 😂😂

[@saxyentertainmentwithstans8915]

since you can evidently arrive sooner than I, could you join me in asking him to please play more spirit saga?

[@seanmchugh1981]

Just like the egg he paid for with the egg money?

[@nidhishkasbekar7861]

Captain sauce is just great. His videos help me cope up with my college studies as they act as a wonderful relaxant

[@ombaaa]

Its always a good day when cap plays a weird japanese game thats been made using 50% google translate

[@trust-tea4741]

What do you mean 50%?

[@trust-tea4741]

It is like 90%

[@ILikeMints225]

Ik right

[@BreakFromTheAds69]

@@ILikeMints225 why say ik right. Why not just ikr. But ok

[@ILikeMints225]

@@BreakFromTheAds69 hey stop being right

[@yuutamii4684]

Wife: has money Cap: *OUR money*

[@AwakenedRAGEJustin]

Not even a minute into the video, and we already have a dick joke… Got a love captain sauce!

[@Sackmonster7752]

Didn't even get past the intro hahahahah

[@xxblueflame-reaperxx2266]

lol

[@xxblueflame-reaperxx2266]

@Aiden Cheng yep

[@letsplaybarrysmod5815]

I love these series just seeing Captainsause prevent himself dying

[@twilightsparkle8572]

These games you play just keep getting better and better.

[@privateprivate5696]

Haha. Egg money is from when house wives would be able to tuck money away from selling extra chicken eggs that their families didn't eat.

[@tomtrapp3656]

Everybody gangsta until the llamas start to rob house's

[@gamepusher1229]

It's a alpaca

[@CrownMeClown]

Has flash backs to llamas with hats

[@s4ak9i]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@kaiseans]

@@CrownMeClown I for some reason feel like that your reply will get a ton of likes

[@CrownMeClown]

@@kaiseans how so?

[@lukefranckowski2592]

"What are you willing to bet the money's under the 'snake'" CaptainSauce 2021

[@kindporpoise7541]

The wife is not having a poisonous snake guard the money she is having a venomous snake guard the money

[@Bubapop]

Ye I do to...but why

[@williamhiegel2756]

I’m surprised he didn’t make a D joke about the snake but he did about the rooster

[@jonny-than6084]

ikr

[@hungtheheroluu]

Cap is Canadian. Do they call it a “rooster” in Canada? I bet that they do.

[@alastorfox4333]

Why It is so obvious that he'll make a D joke for a rooster

[@tinysociety5343]

You made 3 comments Epicc

[@flowrplays4350]

yes lmfao

[@papercandle6842]

fun fact, egg money is an idiom, it means money that women use to buy clothes and shoes and jewelry and stuff like that

[@privateprivate5696]

It came from when wives would sell spare eggs

[@papercandle6842]

That’s where it came from not what it means

[@saxyentertainmentwithstans8915]

Thank you for the fun fact. Also, since you can evidently arrive sooner than I, could you join me in asking him to please play more spirit saga?

[@thunderlordabove420]

So a golddigger?

[@Parkinsons-disease]

Shut it I’m trying to watch not a lecture

[@Brtzy]

Some people don't realise that this is just the reverse version of finding my husbands egg money

[@Ashtrophyy]

Cap: my wife is a complete psychopath Me: if I was married to you then I think psychotic behavior would be reasonable

[@dangerousdoge7231]

Weird Monkey: **Has the egg money** Cap: And.. the weird monkey has the egg money, HER egg money, MY egg money! *USSR Anthem plays*

[@kaitlando636]

😂

[@KlintIsDumb]

I can’t wait for him to find surgeon simulator vr

[@Justme-zy2id]

He's not really doing vr anymore

[@arthorspooner2387]

@Just Me why not

[@Justme-zy2id]

@@arthorspooner2387 I don't know but its probably because he keeps hitting his fan

[@GA_131]

@@Justme-zy2id I’m pretty sure it was his vision and the headaches he got.

[@Justme-zy2id]

@@GA_131 true

[@ncberg05]

I love timezones. I wake up and CaptainSauce posted a video at 3 AM. Made me think for a bit.

[@GhostHelwig]

I love these types of games. You always make them hilarious. 😂 I’d love to see more!

[@lucianhufford5552]

Captain: "You're just gonna eat the ice cream. Isn't that snowman cannibalism?!" Me *Sigh* Snow, is frozen water crystals. Ice cream is a dairy product.

[@tdzii5253]

Me: God Damn Captainsauce: At least I got soggy money, thats a win Me: WTF what good is soggy mone

[@exaltedfalcheon1793]

Ikr

[@connorgaffney7723]

who else watches captainsauce almost everyday

[@jjthegod2379]

“It’s not a rope it’s a snake” cobra I think

[@Me-vq5yg]

Either king of hooded cobra for presision

[@saxyentertainmentwithstans8915]

His use of poison vs venom annoyed me. Not sure if anyone else picked up on that. Also, since you can evidently arrive sooner than I, could you join me in asking him to please play more spirit saga?

[@Me-vq5yg]

You ain’t too late

[@arushi_kun]

Snakes Are VENOMOUS not poisonous 3:32

[@arushi_kun]

If you bite it it's poisonous if it bites you it's venomous.

[@redsnowonline5803]

I just wanted to say thank you for everything you do it might be cliche but you helped me through a very though time I'm my life I know that 2020 was hard for everyone but that year set my anxiety throw the roof my medicine made me start hallucinating then ibwa sour of a anxiety med for some time but you helped me through the whole year seriously thank you

[@kara-jaydethomas683]

Please keep playing, they are so weird and your commentary is perfect!

[@dualtahunter4043]

You can tell by the intro that this will be interesting

[@TheJacobwelker]

I love these kind of games you never know what will happen

[@a_pickled_cat1594]

I just wanted to say that I have been watching your videos over the past few years and these videos mean a lot more to me than one may think. I just wanted to let you know how much your comedy and videos mean to me. I have been dealing with depression over the past couple years and you and your halarious videos have been the one thing that have made me feel safe and happy. Thank you so much for providing me with this joy over these past couple years. I just wanted you to know that.❤️😇

[@applesauce3213]

"fool me once shame on you fool me twice and I may get anaphylactic shock and never wake up again"😂😂😂😂

[@williamhiegel2756]

I like to think that “egg money” is the money she got from participating in a pre school Easter egg hunt!

[@bobtheflatdolphin2533]

one's (butter and) egg money. ... money that a farm woman earns. (Farm women would often sell butter and eggs for extra money that would be stashed away for an emergency.)

[@williamhiegel2756]

@@bobtheflatdolphin2533 my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined!

[@funymanrae3191]

@@bobtheflatdolphin2533 I thought the egg money was being payed by the chicken for something from the wife

[@bobtheflatdolphin2533]

or it could be money made from the golden egg

[@nateimnotgonnasaythat2624]

Once captainsauce has the boombox he becomes too powerful.

[@outye5563]

me: oh cool a new..... *sees the title* oh?

[@dhaken666]

'There's a Llama in My Living room' -- best selling children's book by Captain Sauce.

[@Lukas1950]

CaptainSauce seems like he would tip someone holding the door for him once he's 80.

[@zhaiketoledo3658]

Yeah since he learned it through the wacky games he play

[@ThuyHoang-ze7ts]

I donno why but the hussie line really got me

[@WafflezWythSyrup]

Devs: So I cant find a word for this thing, and I don’t think find wife’s money is good enough, what should we do? Everyone in the building: E G G

[@ashleygallichio4936]

He needs to try the game "If you blow milk, you loose"

[@ethanwilde4716]

Wait didn't you play the "finding my Husbands egg money"? They look like the same people from that game

[@ayumesakura]

Missed opportunity to call the cobra a "nope rope", but maybe next time. Good video as always Captain!

[@agentray]

Soooo captainsauce.... Is Your Name .... .... .... ... DON'T BAN ME I SWEAR I DONT KNOW

[@ok9528]

Hi

[@captaingamer3311]

Ur first

[@mjb20077]

First

[@faris8895]

Hi

[@itsjustbee6087]

u bein de first

[@graysencarr7622]

Here’s the answer for that elephant question you stole so much of her money that she’s resorted to stealing elephants

[@wyattjordan6944]

Day 11 of asking cap to replay the forest

[@kallenbuell8580]

I agree

[@skeletronatday]

You will probably be here awhile

[@narigi4219]

I’ve been asking for days now for him to return to West of Loathing, it was such a funny series

[@vetarann]

Don’t worry Sause you deserve that half credit

[@eddykidplayzyt]

Day 7 of telling @CaptainSauce that he’s cool and epic and the best

[@raefnorgaard5372]

Hi captainsauce your my favorite KZbinr you make me laugh everyday and I want to thank you

[@idksomethingfunny1540]

Day 71 of asking cap to play chat masters a mobile game you can make a hilarious video out of

[@cosmicowl2845]

this is the highlight of my day thankyou

[@toastnaro5056]

The People That Disliked This Were Laughing so Hard They Missed The Like Button

[@tucuxi132]

the 13 people

[@ILikeMints225]

Sooo true tho

[@anafrota5275]

when spider steals 🥚 egg 💴 money edit: get it because the game is Japanese and the money in Japan is yen

[@yarraiden3199]

didn't i watch this already?

[@UnversTnkerr]

You watched the one where the wife is the one finding the money, and the husband is the one hiding it

[@yarraiden3199]

@@UnversTnkerr that may explain it...

[@missbrentney]

When I have a bad day captainsauce always makes my day

[@ahgetouttaere7808]

Hey captain sauce, can you please play my campaign called "defend ze bard!" I worked really hard on it and have been asking you to play it for a while now!

[@gman2point089]

Get this mans campaign played!!!

[@oldtimes8709]

It's not going to see this comment

[@Fire-hr2vv]

Funny title I really hope you get the love you deserve. Sorry I haven’t been commenting as much as want to I’ve been working on school but I hope do get the praise you deserve being one of the funniest KZbin’s I have ever seen!

[@notjake9549]

I'm not that creative, so ima leave this to other people to be funny.

[@AverageMetrocop]

The Fbi listening to cap Saying he's going to commit Arson: Ladies and gentleman we got'em

[@chickennuggetbros5657]

When your so early that no views 10 likes and 2 comments

[@maysonsbizarrelife3012]

I can't Believe i just rewatched the series of these games and then you are back with this XD love it!!!

[@numbers4851]

Where we dropping boys

[@yourgreatestnightmare3755]

Pleasant park

[@garciamanuel2898]

Just no

[@soupy4175]

Haha lol

[@clo4474]

@@yourgreatestnightmare3755 u can shut up fortnite=bad

[@imdeadfromlaughing]

@@clo4474 ok and doesn't mean you have to be rude about it lets land pleasant park

[@fnafplayer6447]

He still needs to play finding my husbands egg money 2 and ditching work 2

[@evanquilala100yearsago3]

Hello there notifications seem to be early

[@MidnightDStroyer]

@3:05 - Cap: "She could be in the freezer." That would confirm it...She *definitely* knows all about how to give you the "cold shoulder treatment."

[@PurifiedWaater]

Yayy! I'm Early :D

[@alexmolina3447]

Nocie

[@CosmicFishFaced]

Ye

[@craftysims8865]

Hi early I am dad

[@PurifiedWaater]

@@craftysims8865 Well played- well played

[@Thanoss777]

Man I just wanted to say that captain sauce every day when I come home after having a bad day he always releases a new video always makes my day.

[@nicesoccarball]

Other people: first Me: who asked

[@coldfire-blitz3122]

9:19 "Kill it with Fire: Housefire"

[@williamhiegel2756]

That is a very happy alligator!

[@mantycoo4848]

Cap is the cure for depression

[@coinsideYT]

Cap:playing the game Me:secretly grooving to the music

[@williamhiegel2756]

I was really expecting your wife to be inside the snowman!

[@NRIQ_nl]

egg money: Money stashed away for buying little pleasure or home items. Extra side money earned just for fun spending.

[@darthmageproductionz4886]

Egg money is money that you earn to use on clothes, shoes, and other treats. 😆

[@Cherrie_The_Shifter]

Captainsauce is the best 👌 👍

[@cainejohnston2229]

Yep

[@jaxsonlambert9750]

Hi Captain Sauce! I love your videos, they always make my day better!

[@lordthennek2045]

your walking through the woods, no one is around and your phone is dead

[@RatBowler]

When he said he would grab the packing tape I actually thought it was like .00001 ply toilet paper

[@funymanrae3191]

Its just getting more and more

[@pupperboi8000]

Yay! Now Captain Sauce is playing the same games he's already played but again and slightly different

[@WonoBono]

Good to know that after a year or two of forgetting this channel existed everything is the same

[@FreeFall99BML]

This is the earliest I have been to one of your videos

[@Pure_Skillz]

Cap: so the broken headphones were just a red herring Me:MORE LIKE A RED HEARING

[@captainpalegg2860]

Why was I half expecting the alligator to just swallow the money out of spite?

[@anamariaapostol]

I wanna see more games like this please

[@gamingveteran430]

Look Gordon ROPES! we can use them to travers big pits. Snake: Im about to end this mans whole carrier

[@EttoreSenatore]

This episode was more informative on nautre then natgeo, thanks captain!

[@rodneysluss3081]

Yay he uploaded

[@SeanSniper]

Will you hold me - "1" Yes -"2" No

[@Kookydan]

I know he probably won’t see this comment but if you do, plz consider playing five nights at freddys vr, I think it would be hilarious to whatch. Because I really enjoyed five nights at freddys sister location, that made me laugh so much.

[@thatchillasian8924]

The Crocodile keeps eating the divorce papers

[@aidenhiler2753]

every time he says poisonous snake instead of venomous i have a aneurysm