MY WIFE KICKED ME OUT OF HER COMPANY, BUT I HAD A SECRET ACE UP MY SLEEVE

MY WIFE KICKED ME OFF HER PRIVATE JET, SAYING ONLY FAMILY WAS ALLOWED. LITTLE DID SHE KNOW, I WAS THE MASTERMIND BEHIND HER COMPANY'S BIGGEST SOFTWARE SUCCESS. I CALMLY AGREED, THEN SWIFTLY TOOK CONTROL OF THE SOFTWARE AND MOVED OUT.
THE NEXT DAY, SHE CALLED ME IN A PANIC...

[@Terelamans]

Good one.

[@patsalter2447]

Great revenge

[@seventhson27]

He'd durn well better have all that on video.

[@kwakithailand]

What a doormat 😂

[@AtharvaSakpal-e8f]

Mustaaaaaardddddddd

[@j.w.1182]

Divorced her??