My wife wanted to go on a date, told, "Let me have my fun tonight, and maybe I won’t completely...

[@ericvonkaenel3643]

Same story, different twist.

[@christopherpike8552]

What is it with these people and coffee? Their need for it is "palpable"!

[@tammyrmartin3543]

Changed a couple things and left out half of the info. Was a good story.

[@Echowhiskeyone]

Heard this before, but a lot has been left out. IIRC, the original(?) was at least twice as long.

[@dboggs175]

Fire? When did this happen? Oops. dfetails matter, not just drama.

[@Peter-vr6co]

Adulterated version of the original. How original. NOT